So I just found out my ex is Nursie Chan (if you were on that thread previously, you know who I am).
Ill post pics if you want evidence from her Facebook.
The point is, though, has something like this ever happened to you guys? Happily date a girl for 6 months, then learn that she's an internet/real life slut?
Stories would be appreciated. General relationship angst thread gogogogo.
Pic very related.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
The longest you've stayed awake
hey anonymous
whats the longest youve ever stayed awake? i did 60 hours at one of those big-ass intel lans. that sh*t f**ks you up. ive havent done any drugs, but i imagine that it is similar. i experienced lower inhibitions, which was f**king weird. my ability to think coherently wasnt affected, just i couldnt stop talking and sh*t.
so im curious, what are your experiences with sleep deprivation?
whats the longest youve ever stayed awake? i did 60 hours at one of those big-ass intel lans. that sh*t f**ks you up. ive havent done any drugs, but i imagine that it is similar. i experienced lower inhibitions, which was f**king weird. my ability to think coherently wasnt affected, just i couldnt stop talking and sh*t.
so im curious, what are your experiences with sleep deprivation?
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Weird dreams
Does anybody know anything about dream interpretations? I don't put too much stock in them, but I still think they're interesting.
This morning I had a dream where I was in some kind of military/survivalist compound that was all log cabins and no electricity. I saw these weird looking spiders that were fairly big and I tried to follow them when they went outside the cabin so I could smash them and not worry about them popping up later. The cabins were raised from the ground and underneath them was an open air kinda storage thing with shelves and gray rocks covering the floor. Some other dude was there with me, not quite important, and we're sitting down underneath this cabin. All the sudden all these iguanas and this little snake show up right on top of us in the rafters of this space underneath the cabin that's somewhat confining. The iguanas start dropping down and one falls on my knee. Then the snake drops down and I try to move but he moves closer to my face every time I move. So then I'm face to face with this little snake that I'm sure is poisonous, afraid to even breath on it, and then I woke up.
What's that all about?
This morning I had a dream where I was in some kind of military/survivalist compound that was all log cabins and no electricity. I saw these weird looking spiders that were fairly big and I tried to follow them when they went outside the cabin so I could smash them and not worry about them popping up later. The cabins were raised from the ground and underneath them was an open air kinda storage thing with shelves and gray rocks covering the floor. Some other dude was there with me, not quite important, and we're sitting down underneath this cabin. All the sudden all these iguanas and this little snake show up right on top of us in the rafters of this space underneath the cabin that's somewhat confining. The iguanas start dropping down and one falls on my knee. Then the snake drops down and I try to move but he moves closer to my face every time I move. So then I'm face to face with this little snake that I'm sure is poisonous, afraid to even breath on it, and then I woke up.
What's that all about?
Need Authoritarianism reading suggestions
What are some good philosophers/books defending and laying out the groundwork for Authoritarianism? It seems like every philosophy school of thought I come across is liberal in nature. What philosophers really delve into talking about control and just/unjust authority. I figure more people into philosophy of law would know more aobut this sh*t than me.
I need to pass a drug test
I have never been so scared in my life. Help me, anonymous.
Did coke Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Drug test monday morning. I need to either find a way out of work, flush my system, or cheat this test. Help me, anons.
Did coke Friday night and Saturday afternoon. Drug test monday morning. I need to either find a way out of work, flush my system, or cheat this test. Help me, anons.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
I am not like my father
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Clothes that have been with you for a long time
So, anons, I just realized that I'm currently wearing a pair of pants that has outlasted 3 long-term relationships and several in-between f**kbuddies. About a decade of women has, at some point in time or another, walked around my various apartments in these pants (because they're f**king comfy). They've survived the neurotic ex-wife, the crazy artist, the self-absorbed dancer, the cocaine-addled nymphomaniac, and numerous moves between states. Crazy bitches may come and go, but damn if a comfy pair of pants make a lazy weekend that much better. Do you have anything similar hanging around your place?
I haven't left my apartment in two years
ask someone who hasn't left their apartment in the last two years anything.
Any other socially anxious shut-in females here?
Are there any other women that come here out of shared interests (i.e. anime, comics, music, etc) rather than talking about their relationships and sex life?
Seriously I feel like one of the few female virgins on this site. I'm terribly shy and have all kinds of social anxiety. I don't have a job, I live with my parents, I never go out. I'm a loser, and not very proud of it. But I know there are men out there like me and I'm just curious if there are any women in my situation.
...Worst of all I feel like I can't ask this question anywhere on web without it devolving into some misogynist bullsh*t or trolls everywhere. Let's see if it works here.
Seriously I feel like one of the few female virgins on this site. I'm terribly shy and have all kinds of social anxiety. I don't have a job, I live with my parents, I never go out. I'm a loser, and not very proud of it. But I know there are men out there like me and I'm just curious if there are any women in my situation.
...Worst of all I feel like I can't ask this question anywhere on web without it devolving into some misogynist bullsh*t or trolls everywhere. Let's see if it works here.
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
Kids are getting dumber
anons, what the f**k is wrong with today's youth?
I am a spanish teacher you see, and the stupidity of my students leaves me dumbfound.
Today, I had to work in a private institute. I made a little 15 word crossword so kids wouldn't get bored. My class was composed by 14 year old kids.
All is well (well: everybody is silent) until a kid stands up and tells me "the words don't fit". Confused, I take a look at his crossword. He was trying to fit a 5 letter word in a 6 letter space. He was trying to place COMER in the NOMBRE space. He was dead serious.
A fourteen year old kid didn't know how to fill in a crossword.
Are you picturing this?
HOW do you deal with this situation?
I am a spanish teacher you see, and the stupidity of my students leaves me dumbfound.
Today, I had to work in a private institute. I made a little 15 word crossword so kids wouldn't get bored. My class was composed by 14 year old kids.
All is well (well: everybody is silent) until a kid stands up and tells me "the words don't fit". Confused, I take a look at his crossword. He was trying to fit a 5 letter word in a 6 letter space. He was trying to place COMER in the NOMBRE space. He was dead serious.
A fourteen year old kid didn't know how to fill in a crossword.
Are you picturing this?
HOW do you deal with this situation?
Awesome movies you may not have heard of
ITT:
Post awesome movies I've never heard about.
To start with, I'd recommend you watch "Wristcutters: A Love Story". Beautiful movie
Post awesome movies I've never heard about.
To start with, I'd recommend you watch "Wristcutters: A Love Story". Beautiful movie
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Useful keyboard shortcuts or hotkeys
Good shortcut key combinations to know.
I'll start: windows + D : minimize window
I'll start: windows + D : minimize window
Let's talk about rape fantasies
Let's talk rape fantasies, anons! Depending on the study, anywhere between 30% and 50% of women polled will admit to having fantasized about being raped.
Have you ever had any? Were you giving or receiving? Are you male or female? Were you fantasizing about being raped by male(s) or female(s)?
Have you ever had any? Were you giving or receiving? Are you male or female? Were you fantasizing about being raped by male(s) or female(s)?
Breaking up was easy, too easy
What's the appropriate emotion to convey when being broken up with?
My girlfriend of about five years broke up with me about two weeks ago, and I don't think that I did it right. We were out at dinner when she broke the news, and I wasn't very upset by it. I do enjoy her company, and the sex was nice, but realistically, I know there are billions of women in the world and she wasn't an especially unique catch, nothing that couldn't be easily achieved again with a little searching.
She was going on for about five minutes, apologizing mostly, and I politely waited for her to finish. As she completed her speech, I put some money on the table to pay for the meal, and was in the process of standing up to leave, when she seemed upset/surprised and asked me why I was leaving.
I didn't think I was at the time, but was I incorrect here? I always assumed after a break up in a public area, it was proper to leave, so that you don't drag it along and make for an awkward rest of the meal. The rest of the meal was uncomfortable, and she commented about how I was apparently in shock, and apologized several times.
After the meal was finally over, I went back to my apartment and started to think of my future dating options. The next problem I encountered though, is that she has been calling me several times to "check up" on me, and I'm not sure why. Is it polite to return these calls? I've picked up and talked to her when possible, but it's getting fairly annoying. I'm in the process of courting a new girlfriend, and I don't want to seem rude, but I'm tired of the phone calls.
What is the appropriate way to handle a break up when on the receiving end?
My girlfriend of about five years broke up with me about two weeks ago, and I don't think that I did it right. We were out at dinner when she broke the news, and I wasn't very upset by it. I do enjoy her company, and the sex was nice, but realistically, I know there are billions of women in the world and she wasn't an especially unique catch, nothing that couldn't be easily achieved again with a little searching.
She was going on for about five minutes, apologizing mostly, and I politely waited for her to finish. As she completed her speech, I put some money on the table to pay for the meal, and was in the process of standing up to leave, when she seemed upset/surprised and asked me why I was leaving.
I didn't think I was at the time, but was I incorrect here? I always assumed after a break up in a public area, it was proper to leave, so that you don't drag it along and make for an awkward rest of the meal. The rest of the meal was uncomfortable, and she commented about how I was apparently in shock, and apologized several times.
After the meal was finally over, I went back to my apartment and started to think of my future dating options. The next problem I encountered though, is that she has been calling me several times to "check up" on me, and I'm not sure why. Is it polite to return these calls? I've picked up and talked to her when possible, but it's getting fairly annoying. I'm in the process of courting a new girlfriend, and I don't want to seem rude, but I'm tired of the phone calls.
What is the appropriate way to handle a break up when on the receiving end?
College isn't working out
Greetings anonymous,
About me: I'm 21, I attend a major university in the United States. I transferred here from a smaller state school after two years. At both universities, I got/get mediocre grades (~2.1 GPA) and I've had to change my major because of my "meh" performance. I'm a little over a year into Criminology, and should graduate next year (my fifth) with a degree.
Long story short, college makes me feel ridiculously unhappy with myself. When I transferred from my last school, I left behind a lot of friends. I thought I'd make more here, but it's been quite the opposite. I frequently sit inside on weekends and rarely do anything.
To make matters worse, I find college making me feel worse and worse about myself. I bust my ass on tests and do average. I'd drop out, but I'm already well on my way to a degree. I feel like I'm just wasting my time, and my dad's money.
I've never felt so unhappy with my life before. Does college do this to everyone?
Pic unrelated, it's a picture of a Waffle House menu.
About me: I'm 21, I attend a major university in the United States. I transferred here from a smaller state school after two years. At both universities, I got/get mediocre grades (~2.1 GPA) and I've had to change my major because of my "meh" performance. I'm a little over a year into Criminology, and should graduate next year (my fifth) with a degree.
Long story short, college makes me feel ridiculously unhappy with myself. When I transferred from my last school, I left behind a lot of friends. I thought I'd make more here, but it's been quite the opposite. I frequently sit inside on weekends and rarely do anything.
To make matters worse, I find college making me feel worse and worse about myself. I bust my ass on tests and do average. I'd drop out, but I'm already well on my way to a degree. I feel like I'm just wasting my time, and my dad's money.
I've never felt so unhappy with my life before. Does college do this to everyone?
Pic unrelated, it's a picture of a Waffle House menu.
Friday, October 1, 2010
How many friends do you have?
So, there's like 300 threads about ronery guys who can't find girlfriends on anonymous.
I'm curious about how many friends the average anonymous user has.
If, 0 why do you think it is? (Don't want any?)
I'm curious about how many friends the average anonymous user has.
If, 0 why do you think it is? (Don't want any?)
Depressed and trouble with intimacy
Okay. What am I doing wrong?
I have the car, I have the job.
I have the money, I have the drugs.
I have the grades, I have the music.
I have the talent, I have the intelligence.
Im not terrible looking. Im a very sociable person, I enjoy having a good time. Im not too bad at talking to wimmenz. I try my hardest to not be c**ky or conceited, and people tell me that they dont see me as either.
So, my question is, why am I still so ronery? I have maybe two friends. I get out and go to partys, I go to sport games. I try not to come on too strong, and I dont "dog" or annoy people.. I think.
What could I be missing? What am I doing wrong?
I tried the generic "hurr durr how to be cool" checklist and it didnt work. Myth: Busted
Everyone has problems, me included. Sex scares me. Being in physical contact with the opposite sex usually triggers panic attacks due to suppressed memories.. Im a very depressed person, but Id like to think that the mask of happiness I put on opaque. Is it that obvious?
pic is me and one of my few friends, Ashley.
tl;dr
roneryf** rants
I have the car, I have the job.
I have the money, I have the drugs.
I have the grades, I have the music.
I have the talent, I have the intelligence.
Im not terrible looking. Im a very sociable person, I enjoy having a good time. Im not too bad at talking to wimmenz. I try my hardest to not be c**ky or conceited, and people tell me that they dont see me as either.
So, my question is, why am I still so ronery? I have maybe two friends. I get out and go to partys, I go to sport games. I try not to come on too strong, and I dont "dog" or annoy people.. I think.
What could I be missing? What am I doing wrong?
I tried the generic "hurr durr how to be cool" checklist and it didnt work. Myth: Busted
Everyone has problems, me included. Sex scares me. Being in physical contact with the opposite sex usually triggers panic attacks due to suppressed memories.. Im a very depressed person, but Id like to think that the mask of happiness I put on opaque. Is it that obvious?
pic is me and one of my few friends, Ashley.
tl;dr
roneryf** rants
What medications have you tried?
What medications/drugs have you taken?
- Was it Legal (Prescribed)
- Medication
- What you're taking it for (If Prescribed)
- Your personal side effects (Just ones you noticed)
- How you feel with and without it
- Was it overall worth it, and did it help/feel good
This shall be interesting...
- Was it Legal (Prescribed)
- Medication
- What you're taking it for (If Prescribed)
- Your personal side effects (Just ones you noticed)
- How you feel with and without it
- Was it overall worth it, and did it help/feel good
This shall be interesting...
Wednesday, September 29, 2010
Paxil the wonder drug
>not on paxil
-depressed about not having any friends
-social anxiety makes me avoid most social interaction
-think about suicide everyday
>on paxil
-almost no social anxiety at all
-happy and content with my life
-still have no friends and little to no desire to acquire any
it's an amazing drug.
-depressed about not having any friends
-social anxiety makes me avoid most social interaction
-think about suicide everyday
>on paxil
-almost no social anxiety at all
-happy and content with my life
-still have no friends and little to no desire to acquire any
it's an amazing drug.
Economics versus finance degree
Can some one explain the pro's and con's of getting a Economics Degree Vs. Finance Degree
Getting a retail job
I was let go for "job abandonment" i.e. not showing up to work for a few days.
It happened during the holiday season, so I wasn't too broken up about it, and just thought, 'AH, whatever, it was just a month-long job, fukkit.
Flash forward five years, and I'm SUPER hard-up for work. Just grabbed a Jo-Ann's application.
Now they ask if you've ever worked there before, but *not* if you've been fired.
So my question is; wat do?
Fill out the form and say yes, I've worked there, and see if they notice if I've been let go for job abandonment, or say no, and risk them finding out.
Anyone know if they check?
Anyone know if getting canned for job abandonment makes you not re-hireable.
At Jo-Ann's ?
Anyone know how other places handle this?
(in b4 kill yourself)
It happened during the holiday season, so I wasn't too broken up about it, and just thought, 'AH, whatever, it was just a month-long job, fukkit.
Flash forward five years, and I'm SUPER hard-up for work. Just grabbed a Jo-Ann's application.
Now they ask if you've ever worked there before, but *not* if you've been fired.
So my question is; wat do?
Fill out the form and say yes, I've worked there, and see if they notice if I've been let go for job abandonment, or say no, and risk them finding out.
Anyone know if they check?
Anyone know if getting canned for job abandonment makes you not re-hireable.
At Jo-Ann's ?
Anyone know how other places handle this?
(in b4 kill yourself)
Sunday, September 26, 2010
Anarcho-capitalism debate
Anarcho Capitalist here. I believe that the best way to run government is through complete and total voluntarism. Ask me anything, I'm happy to defend my point of view.
Pregnant with another man's child
ITT: Moments in your life where your mind screamed "ABORT!"
>20 years old.
>Single and lonely, going through college.
>Get a facebook message from a cute reclusive nerdy girl I used to date in high school.
>We talk for awhile and it's really great.
>She asks if we could meet up.
>Excited, things are finally looking up.
>Go to the coffee shop that she asked me to meet her at.
>See her across the room.
>She's extremely pregnant.
>Turn around and leave.
>Don't respond to her emails.
>20 years old.
>Single and lonely, going through college.
>Get a facebook message from a cute reclusive nerdy girl I used to date in high school.
>We talk for awhile and it's really great.
>She asks if we could meet up.
>Excited, things are finally looking up.
>Go to the coffee shop that she asked me to meet her at.
>See her across the room.
>She's extremely pregnant.
>Turn around and leave.
>Don't respond to her emails.
Confess your deep dark secrets
c'mon anons, this is your chance to confess what noone knows about what you did, let's see bad anons can really get >_<
story related.. I copied the house key and got the security alarm code of a long time friend (girl) of which i hadn't talked to in a few years (opportunity presented itself). Got into her house when i knew noone was home (her, her sister or her parents) and sniffed around every personal stuff just to find interesting things i didn't know about her or her sister. Ended up finding some photos, a sh*tloads of notes and browsing their underwear, but nothing special other than that. Didn't steal anything either as I do know I have other chances to return, plus alarm was on when I got in so if they saw something missing they would know only a handful of people could've done it.
PS. They don't know I ever had the key or the code in my hand :)
story related.. I copied the house key and got the security alarm code of a long time friend (girl) of which i hadn't talked to in a few years (opportunity presented itself). Got into her house when i knew noone was home (her, her sister or her parents) and sniffed around every personal stuff just to find interesting things i didn't know about her or her sister. Ended up finding some photos, a sh*tloads of notes and browsing their underwear, but nothing special other than that. Didn't steal anything either as I do know I have other chances to return, plus alarm was on when I got in so if they saw something missing they would know only a handful of people could've done it.
PS. They don't know I ever had the key or the code in my hand :)
Spooge habits
My brother noticed the c*m stains on my chair and I got into a stupid argument with him. I was wondering if you could help me out. Do most people c*m on a tissue or something or do they c*m and spurt all over the place and then clean up? My brother is in the former camp and I am in the latter.
Sexually harrassed at the daycare
Hello, anonymous
Today I'm going to tell you about my experience with children, their parents and the women who take care of them while the parents are away at work.
First off, I'm a male of 21 years old, fit, "nice" looking and I hate women, children and old people.
Okay so last year I was looking for a job and I sent applications to a lot of places, one of them was a daycare center.
The daycare called me back the day after handing in my application asking me to come in. So I go, wasn't too thrilled about it, but oh well I need a job.
So I go in and talk to the old lady who owns the place, she tells me she likes my experience and and all this other flattering bullsh*t.
Today I'm going to tell you about my experience with children, their parents and the women who take care of them while the parents are away at work.
First off, I'm a male of 21 years old, fit, "nice" looking and I hate women, children and old people.
Okay so last year I was looking for a job and I sent applications to a lot of places, one of them was a daycare center.
The daycare called me back the day after handing in my application asking me to come in. So I go, wasn't too thrilled about it, but oh well I need a job.
So I go in and talk to the old lady who owns the place, she tells me she likes my experience and and all this other flattering bullsh*t.
Why do you resent men?
Any "bitches and wh**res" interested in spillin their man hating stories? It might be refreshing among all of the hundreds of pu**y hater threads posted daily.
Why do men like it when women swallow?
Female here. I have a question.
Why do all guys like having their c*m swallowed? Like really, how does it make sex any more enjoyable for you? You've already had your orgasm so it's not like you're going to have another one right away if I swallow right? Someone please explain it to me.
I mean if women ejaculated semen, would you want to drink it? Be honest now.
Why do all guys like having their c*m swallowed? Like really, how does it make sex any more enjoyable for you? You've already had your orgasm so it's not like you're going to have another one right away if I swallow right? Someone please explain it to me.
I mean if women ejaculated semen, would you want to drink it? Be honest now.
Do mice bite?
GUYS GUYS
There's a mouse hiding in my room, I f**king love mice.
Will it try to bite me if I catch it with my hands?
There's a mouse hiding in my room, I f**king love mice.
Will it try to bite me if I catch it with my hands?
My meds might be causing vivid recurring nightmares
I have vivid nightmares every. single. night.
They are so terrifying that I almost always wake myself up from flailing in my sleep or kicking something over.
I've been on a medication/psychotherapy regimen for a very long time but it hasn't helped. Recently I've even begun to suffer from regular bouts of sleep paralysis in addition to the nightmares, so needless to say I'm getting pretty desperate.
Truthfully, I feel like an heroing most of the time, and that's very unlike me.
I'm not trying to act emo for attention or pity. I just want them to stop so I can move on with my life as a regular jagoff.
So... how do I stop the nightmares? What behavioral or medicinal changes can I make to prevent them?
They are so terrifying that I almost always wake myself up from flailing in my sleep or kicking something over.
I've been on a medication/psychotherapy regimen for a very long time but it hasn't helped. Recently I've even begun to suffer from regular bouts of sleep paralysis in addition to the nightmares, so needless to say I'm getting pretty desperate.
Truthfully, I feel like an heroing most of the time, and that's very unlike me.
I'm not trying to act emo for attention or pity. I just want them to stop so I can move on with my life as a regular jagoff.
So... how do I stop the nightmares? What behavioral or medicinal changes can I make to prevent them?
Need some domination suggestions
This girl I've been recently seeing told me a few nights ago that she's into domination. We've had sex, and I'm very open to new things, but so far the most I've done to dominate is to tell her what to do and how to do it. I'm thinking she wants me to be even more forceful, but I'm not sure how to proceed. We're both 20 and in college, and she's very shy, while I'm more outgoing.
tldr: I need some domination suggestions
tldr: I need some domination suggestions
Can't stop cutting myself
Help me, advice
I can't stop cutting myself when I feel sh*t, and my girlfriend has really hurt me tonight
I can't help but feel absolutely worthless right now
But I don't particularly want to feel happy, I just know I shouldn't be doing this
What the f**k do I do, I don't think I can ever tell anyone else in person
I can't stop cutting myself when I feel sh*t, and my girlfriend has really hurt me tonight
I can't help but feel absolutely worthless right now
But I don't particularly want to feel happy, I just know I shouldn't be doing this
What the f**k do I do, I don't think I can ever tell anyone else in person
Cursing during sex bothers me
Anyone else get really turned off when the women swears when having sex?
I mean, what's so sexy about a girl saying "F**K! SH*T!" when you're making love? Not to mention some of the sounds they make really turns me off too. They're not moans, not grunts, more like someone is killing a farm animal. The facial expression they make is like somewhere between pain and anger; no smiles, no sense of pleasure. WTF.
Western porns are especially bad in this respect. No matter how hot the girl is, as soon as they start opening their wh**re mouth, I lose my hard on.
Anyone else has this problem? This is why I don't think I'll ever be able to date a white or black girl.
I mean, what's so sexy about a girl saying "F**K! SH*T!" when you're making love? Not to mention some of the sounds they make really turns me off too. They're not moans, not grunts, more like someone is killing a farm animal. The facial expression they make is like somewhere between pain and anger; no smiles, no sense of pleasure. WTF.
Western porns are especially bad in this respect. No matter how hot the girl is, as soon as they start opening their wh**re mouth, I lose my hard on.
Anyone else has this problem? This is why I don't think I'll ever be able to date a white or black girl.
Is my penis too small
Hey advice I'm seriously depressed.
I just measured myself for real and I come in at 4.8 inches. There's no way I'd ever show that to a girl, not like I have a chance to anyway.
F**k, why me.
I just measured myself for real and I come in at 4.8 inches. There's no way I'd ever show that to a girl, not like I have a chance to anyway.
F**k, why me.
Need tips after charged with posession of weed
I just got busted for the first time with weed possession.
I live in idaho. It was under 3 oz and my court date is on the 27
any advice on what i should do from here?
I live in idaho. It was under 3 oz and my court date is on the 27
any advice on what i should do from here?
How do I know if she likes rough sex?
females,
How do we get to know if you like it rough? Any hints that you drop us that we perhaps don't notice? I'm into choking, biting, hair pulling, scratching and I don't know how to tell, early in a relationship, if a girl is into this sort of things. Help me please.
How do we get to know if you like it rough? Any hints that you drop us that we perhaps don't notice? I'm into choking, biting, hair pulling, scratching and I don't know how to tell, early in a relationship, if a girl is into this sort of things. Help me please.
Sex tips for fat guys
My boyfriend is a chubby and has a 5 inch penis.
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?
I'm thin but notably short.
It's hard for us to find good positions when we're f**king. For example, f**king in doggy style is hard for us because I'm too short. Also, his stomach pushes my pelvis away and his dick isn't quite long enough to stay in my vag.
Can you guys suggest some positions?
Lessons learned from losing virginity
Perhaps we could have a How I Lost My Virginity thread, and state what we learnt from it (implying that we did, in fact, take something unique from the experience).
Got gf. 4 months later she broke up with me. 3 weeks later she came back saying that she wanted to be f**k buddies. I oblidged. 5 weeks later I went to her place and did the act from 1am-3am on a monday morn. Got up hours later for school. Age 17 at the time.
I learnt that sex really isn't all that special, but that it can be a powerful drive if you let it be. I also found out that I had been dating a slut.
IMO, sex is what you make it to be. If you think it's awesome then it is awesome. If you think it's boring then it is boring. If you expect it to change your life you will believe that it has changed your life.
Got gf. 4 months later she broke up with me. 3 weeks later she came back saying that she wanted to be f**k buddies. I oblidged. 5 weeks later I went to her place and did the act from 1am-3am on a monday morn. Got up hours later for school. Age 17 at the time.
I learnt that sex really isn't all that special, but that it can be a powerful drive if you let it be. I also found out that I had been dating a slut.
IMO, sex is what you make it to be. If you think it's awesome then it is awesome. If you think it's boring then it is boring. If you expect it to change your life you will believe that it has changed your life.
How do I pass the drug test?
I smoke pot occasionally and it depends who i am with.
any spring break was f**king crazy and i smoked of course that was 2 weeks ago.
I have to take a urine test for walmart at a EMSI clinic or some sh*t.
I was gonna get piss from a friend put it in a condom, then go piss there with that.
any suggestions advice?
any spring break was f**king crazy and i smoked of course that was 2 weeks ago.
I have to take a urine test for walmart at a EMSI clinic or some sh*t.
I was gonna get piss from a friend put it in a condom, then go piss there with that.
any suggestions advice?
In love but no sexual attraction
I'm 18 and had 3-4 "serious" relationships.
I have never went for anyone I feel sexually attracted to. The guys make me happy, make me laugh and we fall in love. But I've never felt "I must have you now" lust, just learned to deal with the fact it's lacked in all my relationships.
But now it seems to be getting harder to ignore. Do you think sexual desire is something you can ignore? Overcome?
I have never went for anyone I feel sexually attracted to. The guys make me happy, make me laugh and we fall in love. But I've never felt "I must have you now" lust, just learned to deal with the fact it's lacked in all my relationships.
But now it seems to be getting harder to ignore. Do you think sexual desire is something you can ignore? Overcome?
Why don't I feel grief or sadness?
I guess I'm here for advice, once again.
A friend of mine, from childhood, died yesterday. Someone in a large truck ran a red light and slammed into his driver's side door. He died after six hours of surgery. I can remember playing with him on the playground, joking about girls in band class. I remember open the door one time and kicking him square in the nuts. He was the last person I had an eating contest with. He beat me.
The thing is I can remember all this stuff, but don't find myself emotionally shaken at all about his death. I'm not tense or upset about it. The thing is, I never am. When one of my best friends died, I consoled his family with a straight face. When my grandfather died, my more emotionally withdrawn family members were all bawling, but I, the one who traditionally has worn his heart on his sleeve, was straight-faced the whole time. The last time I got really upset when anyone died was when I was a child, when my godfather died. I looked to him as a father figure, and inherited many of his traits. When I was informed of his death, I cried for what I remember to be days. But since then, I have not been upset by anybody's death, even my close friends. My friend Drew died from a heart attack, and I did not cry. My friend Steven, who went to prom as "my date" to freak out the principals, died from a bad reaction to mixed prescription medicine, I didn't even quiver. Now a childhood friend of mine has died, and I feel...vacant of feeling. Like I'm supposed to be hurting, but I really just don't care.
Is there something wrong with me?
A friend of mine, from childhood, died yesterday. Someone in a large truck ran a red light and slammed into his driver's side door. He died after six hours of surgery. I can remember playing with him on the playground, joking about girls in band class. I remember open the door one time and kicking him square in the nuts. He was the last person I had an eating contest with. He beat me.
The thing is I can remember all this stuff, but don't find myself emotionally shaken at all about his death. I'm not tense or upset about it. The thing is, I never am. When one of my best friends died, I consoled his family with a straight face. When my grandfather died, my more emotionally withdrawn family members were all bawling, but I, the one who traditionally has worn his heart on his sleeve, was straight-faced the whole time. The last time I got really upset when anyone died was when I was a child, when my godfather died. I looked to him as a father figure, and inherited many of his traits. When I was informed of his death, I cried for what I remember to be days. But since then, I have not been upset by anybody's death, even my close friends. My friend Drew died from a heart attack, and I did not cry. My friend Steven, who went to prom as "my date" to freak out the principals, died from a bad reaction to mixed prescription medicine, I didn't even quiver. Now a childhood friend of mine has died, and I feel...vacant of feeling. Like I'm supposed to be hurting, but I really just don't care.
Is there something wrong with me?
Chased by rumours at school
Recently, people in my college have been spreading rumors about me and my girlfriend. Me, because of some stupid stuff that happened with another girl last semester and now people are talking about my girlfriend because people found out we were dating. She's been really upset over it and can't handle having people talk about her, but I really don't want her to break up with me over some stupid bullsh*t rumors. My advice to her is to just ignore it and stay with me, because people will just eventually not care.
What do you all think?
What do you all think?
Saturday, September 25, 2010
My girlfriend admitted to watching tentacle porn
So the other day I ask my girlfriend of 2 years what kind of porn she watches.
After trying to get it out of her for 20 minutes she finally tells me she watches Hentai.
I dont really know how to feel about it. I mean I'm glad she isnt looking at f**ked up sh*t like gangbang porn making me think she is a closet wh**re.... but Hentai?
Girls in hentai tend to get raped or humiliated. Makes me wonder about her. She even said she watches tentacles and other similar sh*t. Is there some kind of hidden meaning here or.... am I overthinking this?
After trying to get it out of her for 20 minutes she finally tells me she watches Hentai.
I dont really know how to feel about it. I mean I'm glad she isnt looking at f**ked up sh*t like gangbang porn making me think she is a closet wh**re.... but Hentai?
Girls in hentai tend to get raped or humiliated. Makes me wonder about her. She even said she watches tentacles and other similar sh*t. Is there some kind of hidden meaning here or.... am I overthinking this?
Betrayed my friend, how do I make it up to him
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
I keep cheating on my man
Like to the point of needing help.
I can't seem to stay faithful to anyone
I can't seem to stay faithful to anyone
He's a friend but I force him into sex
Okay advice...I'm a bit drunk right now...and I figured I might as well ask, its not like you punks know who I am anyways.
So I've known this guy since we were in Junior High, and to be honest, we've never really dated officially or anything. He's sort of puts on this whole cold emotionless act all the time, Im not to sure if he's for real or just trying to be cool, but overall, he's just very quiet and morbid.
Since we were in highschool, we've been having sex as "Friends" I guess, and to be honest, most of the damn time, he doesn't seem to into it.
Now we're both in the same college, and we still hang from time to time, and sometimes it ends up in sex, and its all up to me to actually initiate it, and multiple times, he's turned me down actually.
We have this weird kink going on, where I basically force him to have sex with me, and he puts up SOME resistance, and sometimes he'll actually fight me off and leave. I mean just last week, I literally drugged his dinner when he came over to do study, and we had this light bondage play.
To be honest, Im not to sure what he's feeling, but I think I really want to have a relationship with him, but he doesn't seem to care about me that way, even though the sex (to me) is kinky as all hell. But for some reason I dont think he wants a relationship at all.
What do you guys think? Do you think he might honestly be some emotionless rat bastard or is he just totally into this thing we do. Like should I ask him that we go out on a date or something? cause we've just been doing it alot more than actually talking, and its me doing most of the work.
TL:DR=Friends with Benefit, I want to take it further, not sure if Guy is totally into it. How should I approach it?
And yes, I AM girl.
and before you guys start saying that he's totally into the kinky stuff, You guys have no idea how he acts, I swear to god he's a anon sometimes
So I've known this guy since we were in Junior High, and to be honest, we've never really dated officially or anything. He's sort of puts on this whole cold emotionless act all the time, Im not to sure if he's for real or just trying to be cool, but overall, he's just very quiet and morbid.
Since we were in highschool, we've been having sex as "Friends" I guess, and to be honest, most of the damn time, he doesn't seem to into it.
Now we're both in the same college, and we still hang from time to time, and sometimes it ends up in sex, and its all up to me to actually initiate it, and multiple times, he's turned me down actually.
We have this weird kink going on, where I basically force him to have sex with me, and he puts up SOME resistance, and sometimes he'll actually fight me off and leave. I mean just last week, I literally drugged his dinner when he came over to do study, and we had this light bondage play.
To be honest, Im not to sure what he's feeling, but I think I really want to have a relationship with him, but he doesn't seem to care about me that way, even though the sex (to me) is kinky as all hell. But for some reason I dont think he wants a relationship at all.
What do you guys think? Do you think he might honestly be some emotionless rat bastard or is he just totally into this thing we do. Like should I ask him that we go out on a date or something? cause we've just been doing it alot more than actually talking, and its me doing most of the work.
TL:DR=Friends with Benefit, I want to take it further, not sure if Guy is totally into it. How should I approach it?
And yes, I AM girl.
and before you guys start saying that he's totally into the kinky stuff, You guys have no idea how he acts, I swear to god he's a anon sometimes
Nerdy girls are still better off than guys
Look at these 'ronery girl' comics. Here's a good example.
Haven't you noticed in nearly all of these examples, the 'ronery girl' is infatuated with some pale, skinny 'nerd' - And then, mysteriously, some buxom, popular blonde comes along for whatever reason and starts hitting on the nerd, trying to steal him away from the nerd girl.
This doesn't make ANY f**king sense, yet it's the same premise all ronery girl comics are based on. Why would some cheerleader-like blonde suddenly start hitting on a pale skinny nerd?
The reality is of course, most females are being disingenuous - They weren't hitting on a nerd, they were hitting on some hipster/indief** 'hottie'. Because they're shallow.
Bitches and wh**res.
Haven't you noticed in nearly all of these examples, the 'ronery girl' is infatuated with some pale, skinny 'nerd' - And then, mysteriously, some buxom, popular blonde comes along for whatever reason and starts hitting on the nerd, trying to steal him away from the nerd girl.
This doesn't make ANY f**king sense, yet it's the same premise all ronery girl comics are based on. Why would some cheerleader-like blonde suddenly start hitting on a pale skinny nerd?
The reality is of course, most females are being disingenuous - They weren't hitting on a nerd, they were hitting on some hipster/indief** 'hottie'. Because they're shallow.
Bitches and wh**res.
Women aren't reliable
When it comes down to it, all women are the same.
sup anonymous
I was discussing this with a friend last night at the pub (to "celebrate" that I got out of the hospital)
He is the one that believes that statement is true. I thought it was bullsh*t, but then I started thinking.
I've dated all kinds of girls (in before >implying you can get a girlfriend). The preppy girl, the outgoing type, a hipster, etc and every single one of them either went back to their ex (the preppy girl; even after telling me stories about how abusive he was) and the outgoing/hipster cheated on me. I've only had one decent breakup so far; where we both agreed it wouldn't work out.
Now today, I found out my current girlfriend cheated on me at a party, while I was in the hospital. I was in the goddamn hospital because we kept being followed by a drunk driver while we were on our bikes. I decided it would be for the best if she took the far right side of the road, while I drove in the middle. Well, f**ker hit me and drove of.
I agreed she could go to that party, because it was planned months before the accident, and she was really looking forward to it.
I'm honestly starting to believe the statement that in the end, they're all the same.
What about you anonymous?
Sorry for the long post, and potential mistakes, English isn't my first language.
sup anonymous
I was discussing this with a friend last night at the pub (to "celebrate" that I got out of the hospital)
He is the one that believes that statement is true. I thought it was bullsh*t, but then I started thinking.
I've dated all kinds of girls (in before >implying you can get a girlfriend). The preppy girl, the outgoing type, a hipster, etc and every single one of them either went back to their ex (the preppy girl; even after telling me stories about how abusive he was) and the outgoing/hipster cheated on me. I've only had one decent breakup so far; where we both agreed it wouldn't work out.
Now today, I found out my current girlfriend cheated on me at a party, while I was in the hospital. I was in the goddamn hospital because we kept being followed by a drunk driver while we were on our bikes. I decided it would be for the best if she took the far right side of the road, while I drove in the middle. Well, f**ker hit me and drove of.
I agreed she could go to that party, because it was planned months before the accident, and she was really looking forward to it.
I'm honestly starting to believe the statement that in the end, they're all the same.
What about you anonymous?
Sorry for the long post, and potential mistakes, English isn't my first language.
Can't dirty talk
I am a mute individual. I have a loving girlfriend. BUT there is a problem. She likes dirty talk. I've tried putting on porn in the background for her, but that doesn't seem to help. What do?
Wednesday, September 22, 2010
My grandfather is dying
Dear anonymous, I have a big problem.
My grandfather is probably going to die in a couple of days. He was the father I never had (seeing as me own dad -not his son- beat me all the time, was an alcoholic and never bought me anything except second-hand clothes once in a while), and I love him very, very much. I've been busy lately and I didn't get to go on visits that often, and yesterday I found out that he had a stoke. I went to visit him at the hospital as soon as I found out- he recognized me, and held my hand, even though he couldn't speak, move the right half of his face and he seemed absent. A few minutes after I left my mom visited him, and he started freaking out so the hospital staff had to restrain him, but they assured us it was normal. In the evening they even told us that he started recognizing the nurse and that he ate the food that mom cooked for him- a pretty good progress, in their opinion.
But now I just got a call saying that his heart started acting up really bad and that they moved him into cardio. It's severe.
I'm desperate and scared sh*tless, anonymous.
What should I expect? Is there any hope? If he dies, how can I cope with the loss?
My grandfather is probably going to die in a couple of days. He was the father I never had (seeing as me own dad -not his son- beat me all the time, was an alcoholic and never bought me anything except second-hand clothes once in a while), and I love him very, very much. I've been busy lately and I didn't get to go on visits that often, and yesterday I found out that he had a stoke. I went to visit him at the hospital as soon as I found out- he recognized me, and held my hand, even though he couldn't speak, move the right half of his face and he seemed absent. A few minutes after I left my mom visited him, and he started freaking out so the hospital staff had to restrain him, but they assured us it was normal. In the evening they even told us that he started recognizing the nurse and that he ate the food that mom cooked for him- a pretty good progress, in their opinion.
But now I just got a call saying that his heart started acting up really bad and that they moved him into cardio. It's severe.
I'm desperate and scared sh*tless, anonymous.
What should I expect? Is there any hope? If he dies, how can I cope with the loss?
Tuesday, September 21, 2010
Warty stories
Woo, wart stories!
First time I ever had a wart, it was on my forearm. Retarded spot for a little wart. Spent months picking at it and sh*t and hiding it with bandaids before I finally bought some Dr. Scholl's wart remover sh*t. Stuck to it and it fell off in like a couple weeks.
10 or so years later, now I've got a goddamned wart on my palm. Bought a "2-in-1" removal "system", ie. something to freeze it and acid to burn it. The freezing part is actually really fun. F**k, I kind of want to do it more often. The plain old dab some on salicylic acid solution, though, sucks compared to how I remember the disks impregnated with acid. Sh*t is far less precise, is taking far longer, and is making the whole spot turn awesomely disgustingly black and bubbly.
Your turn, f**s.
First time I ever had a wart, it was on my forearm. Retarded spot for a little wart. Spent months picking at it and sh*t and hiding it with bandaids before I finally bought some Dr. Scholl's wart remover sh*t. Stuck to it and it fell off in like a couple weeks.
10 or so years later, now I've got a goddamned wart on my palm. Bought a "2-in-1" removal "system", ie. something to freeze it and acid to burn it. The freezing part is actually really fun. F**k, I kind of want to do it more often. The plain old dab some on salicylic acid solution, though, sucks compared to how I remember the disks impregnated with acid. Sh*t is far less precise, is taking far longer, and is making the whole spot turn awesomely disgustingly black and bubbly.
Your turn, f**s.
Stupid things I have done
I remember in highschool we would drive around in a car throwing sh*t at kids and get points depending on race.1 point whites 2 points mexicans 5 point ni**ers 10 baby ni**ers . also we would drive around yeeling things like "JESUS STILL LOVES YOU" at emos
will post more
will post more
Stupid joke thread
ITT: Jokes you reuse in different social settings with great success:
>*say something* then: say l.o.l.
>why did I say lol instead of just laughing? I have no idea!
>*say something* then: say l.o.l.
>why did I say lol instead of just laughing? I have no idea!
Monday, September 20, 2010
What do you think of breast implants?
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Awesome moments in your life
Post f**k yeah moments.
>On bus, shades on staring straight
>Big water bottle full of beer in lap.
>Teenage girl sits next to me
>I take drink, she asks "is that beer"
>I don't even look her way
>"No it's apple juice."
>"Oh..."
>On bus, shades on staring straight
>Big water bottle full of beer in lap.
>Teenage girl sits next to me
>I take drink, she asks "is that beer"
>I don't even look her way
>"No it's apple juice."
>"Oh..."
Asking a girl to senior prom
so how would anonymous ask a girl to a dance?
senior prom in a couple weeks
senior prom in a couple weeks
Sunday, September 19, 2010
Have you been affected by suicide?
Since we have a 2-3 suicide threads a week has anyone here actually been affected personally by a suicide? Tell us your story.
Schizoids, report in
Are you schizoid or assburger, anon?
I assume you are one of those, or you wouldn't be here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
I assume you are one of those, or you wouldn't be here.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schizoid_personality_disorder
Your ideas, no matter how terrible
a suggestion to the soda companies: put a basically plain coke flavor pop dispenser in grocery stores (like water companies do, bring your bottle in and refill it, a bigger version of the fountain drinks)
that way, the company saves money by not using as much plastic - they can basically just ship the syrup to the grocery stores; they save the customer money by having cheaper pop because of what i just said, and not having a recycling fee; and they 'save' the environment herpderp
that way, the company saves money by not using as much plastic - they can basically just ship the syrup to the grocery stores; they save the customer money by having cheaper pop because of what i just said, and not having a recycling fee; and they 'save' the environment herpderp
Jobs that don't need background checks
Sup anons, let's get to the point. I need a f**king job. In the worst way. But my work history is a bit sketchy.
I have a college degree, but I'm still f**ked.
But I'll take anything at this point.
Anybody know a basic retail place that *doesn'*t do background checks? By that I mean, check former references you've worked for?
I know Sears doesn't but I need someplace else.
Really, any other places that don't check? My criminal record is clean, and my credit is immaculate, I just haven't been the best employee in the past.
in b4 kill yourself.
I have a college degree, but I'm still f**ked.
But I'll take anything at this point.
Anybody know a basic retail place that *doesn'*t do background checks? By that I mean, check former references you've worked for?
I know Sears doesn't but I need someplace else.
Really, any other places that don't check? My criminal record is clean, and my credit is immaculate, I just haven't been the best employee in the past.
in b4 kill yourself.
My sister is a coke dealer
My sister is a drug dealer. She just called me to propose something to me : she'll pay all my rent if I allow her to store all her coke here.
Of course I accepted, because I'm poor as f**k and this will allow me to breathe a little, financially speaking.
I'm asking you anonymous, what do you think? Would you have done the same thing?
Picture unrelated
Of course I accepted, because I'm poor as f**k and this will allow me to breathe a little, financially speaking.
I'm asking you anonymous, what do you think? Would you have done the same thing?
Picture unrelated
From odd to mundane
What's the sexiest thing to ever happen to you?
Another thread brought this to mind. I had a g/f who was a raging pedophile, strongly into little girls. She told me after watching the Lindsey Lohan version of 'The Parent Trap' and after trying to fool around, I felt how inexplicably wet she was. Explained it'd always been her thing...
We used to go the mall after school, arm in arm. She'd see a little girl that she liked, squeezed my arm in breathless, almost mindless lust, promptly led me outside and back to my car where we'd drive somewhere secluded and f**k while she asked me to tell her "what a good little girl" she was for making her Daddy c*m.
Your turn. Sexiest thing that's ever happened to you, go!
Another thread brought this to mind. I had a g/f who was a raging pedophile, strongly into little girls. She told me after watching the Lindsey Lohan version of 'The Parent Trap' and after trying to fool around, I felt how inexplicably wet she was. Explained it'd always been her thing...
We used to go the mall after school, arm in arm. She'd see a little girl that she liked, squeezed my arm in breathless, almost mindless lust, promptly led me outside and back to my car where we'd drive somewhere secluded and f**k while she asked me to tell her "what a good little girl" she was for making her Daddy c*m.
Your turn. Sexiest thing that's ever happened to you, go!
Friday, September 17, 2010
Weird things you like
unconventional things you like:
i love it when i'm taking a sh*t, and the gas propels the sh*t out like a rocket.
i love it when i'm taking a sh*t, and the gas propels the sh*t out like a rocket.
How is your relationship with your father?
Okay anons, dadchat time. How is your relationship with your father?
Thursday, September 16, 2010
Playing with fire
Gentlemen,
I enjoy cumming inside girls. I mean, girls like me enough to have sex with them, and a few weeks down the line, I f**k them without a rubber. I have control, I can pull out...I just don't. I c*m inside them without their permission. Some of them get upset, others are surprised, and some others don't care. I love the feeling. The feeling of not holding back and shooting my seed into their pu**ies. I love the sensation of my c**k pumping and throbbing and shooting my baby batter deep inside.
My most recent encounter was this dumb 19 year old female who let me c*m inside her the first time we had sex. It was so much f**king fun. Its been three weeks and this f**k fest has been ongoing.
As far as I know, I have no kids or baby mama drama. I still talk to many of the girls I've slept with and nothing so far.
Do I have a problem?
I enjoy cumming inside girls. I mean, girls like me enough to have sex with them, and a few weeks down the line, I f**k them without a rubber. I have control, I can pull out...I just don't. I c*m inside them without their permission. Some of them get upset, others are surprised, and some others don't care. I love the feeling. The feeling of not holding back and shooting my seed into their pu**ies. I love the sensation of my c**k pumping and throbbing and shooting my baby batter deep inside.
My most recent encounter was this dumb 19 year old female who let me c*m inside her the first time we had sex. It was so much f**king fun. Its been three weeks and this f**k fest has been ongoing.
As far as I know, I have no kids or baby mama drama. I still talk to many of the girls I've slept with and nothing so far.
Do I have a problem?
Mindless and easy jobs
I think I may have stumbled across the easiest job I will ever have. It's part time, and minimum wage, yes, but I've put more effort into dressing in the morning than I have in whole shifts here.
I work at a little delivery outpost for a dry cleaning place. Basically, I take the clothes in, and give the clothes back. That's about it. Occasionally I scrub a couple of shirt collars, but the place has such a minimal flow of customers that I can just sit in the back and read for upwards of an hour with no interruption. Oh yeah, you're allowed to bring books, and hobbies and stuff.
If anyone has/had a job that's required little to no effort, share with the rest of us.
I work at a little delivery outpost for a dry cleaning place. Basically, I take the clothes in, and give the clothes back. That's about it. Occasionally I scrub a couple of shirt collars, but the place has such a minimal flow of customers that I can just sit in the back and read for upwards of an hour with no interruption. Oh yeah, you're allowed to bring books, and hobbies and stuff.
If anyone has/had a job that's required little to no effort, share with the rest of us.
Trolling anorexics
anorexia is kinda hot. and lets be honest, more women die from heart disease (fat) than starvation. we should appreciate anorexic women
When were you happy in life?
When I was a kid till I was about 11. When puberty struck everything turned to sh*t.
Your anal experiences
Lets hear them, good and bad. I want to see if I should pursue this with my gf.
I didn't really change
About 5 years ago, when I was in 7th grade, we had the task to write and send our self a letter which we were supposed to receive before we graduated high school (I'm 18, don't start that underage high school nonsense). I never really forgot about writing that letter, but the contents of it were a mystery to me.
I would have opened it regardless of the day, but I thought it was pretty ironic that it should arrive today. So semi-eagerly, I opened and read it. Here are a few points that really stuck out to me and a few that could make you anons chuckle:
-On the headlines everywhere are news about the presidential debate. John Kerry against George Bush. By now, the president is out of ofice and somebody else is in. Let's just hope that Kerry wins.Remember, Bush is and ALWAYS will be an idiot.
-The weather is terrible right at the moment and is not showing any sign of stopping. Hopefully it is good now.
-At the moment, Ihave glasses, but now you (or I) should have contacts
-Conan 'O Brian is going to take over as the lat night host for the retiring Jay Leno. At this time he might be off with retirement
cont.
I would have opened it regardless of the day, but I thought it was pretty ironic that it should arrive today. So semi-eagerly, I opened and read it. Here are a few points that really stuck out to me and a few that could make you anons chuckle:
-On the headlines everywhere are news about the presidential debate. John Kerry against George Bush. By now, the president is out of ofice and somebody else is in. Let's just hope that Kerry wins.Remember, Bush is and ALWAYS will be an idiot.
-The weather is terrible right at the moment and is not showing any sign of stopping. Hopefully it is good now.
-At the moment, Ihave glasses, but now you (or I) should have contacts
-Conan 'O Brian is going to take over as the lat night host for the retiring Jay Leno. At this time he might be off with retirement
cont.
What were you like in school?
for the ages of 12-14 I was the smart-ass everybody loved
14-17 I was the elitest who most people shared a dislike for, only had a small circle of friends and no 'allies' outside of that. spent most of my time trolling people irl.
feels sort of okay, but I'm totally forgettable
14-17 I was the elitest who most people shared a dislike for, only had a small circle of friends and no 'allies' outside of that. spent most of my time trolling people irl.
feels sort of okay, but I'm totally forgettable
Your day
How was your day, anonymous?
>scrambled eggs and coffee
>work
>work
>gym
>get a girl I liked who works at the gym to facebook friend me
>come home, play New Mario Bros Wii
>friend comes over
>watch It's always Sunny in Philadelphia
>get drunk
>play STALKER: Call of Pripyat
It was a pretty awesome day, I reckon. How was yours?
>scrambled eggs and coffee
>work
>work
>gym
>get a girl I liked who works at the gym to facebook friend me
>come home, play New Mario Bros Wii
>friend comes over
>watch It's always Sunny in Philadelphia
>get drunk
>play STALKER: Call of Pripyat
It was a pretty awesome day, I reckon. How was yours?
My girlfriend wants me to be a trap
females, traps, and shaven gentlemen... I need your assistance!
My girlfriend discovered my love of trap porn a while back, and ever since she's been not-so-subtly hinting she'd like to see me 'en femme.' I've decided I'm VERY okay with that, and since she's away for the weekend it'd be fun for her to come home and find there's a somewhat unconvincing girl in my place!
The problem? Hair! I've got a whole lot of it and not the first clue how to get rid of it all. I want to be silky-smooth for her, but I'm not sure where to start, and Google's turned up all kinds of contradictory advice.
Do I just go at it with my normal safety razor or is there something else you'd recommend? Can I just use some fancy hair removal cream? Wax? I'm clueless! Help me, anonymous, you're my sex life's only hope!
My girlfriend discovered my love of trap porn a while back, and ever since she's been not-so-subtly hinting she'd like to see me 'en femme.' I've decided I'm VERY okay with that, and since she's away for the weekend it'd be fun for her to come home and find there's a somewhat unconvincing girl in my place!
The problem? Hair! I've got a whole lot of it and not the first clue how to get rid of it all. I want to be silky-smooth for her, but I'm not sure where to start, and Google's turned up all kinds of contradictory advice.
Do I just go at it with my normal safety razor or is there something else you'd recommend? Can I just use some fancy hair removal cream? Wax? I'm clueless! Help me, anonymous, you're my sex life's only hope!
Wednesday, September 15, 2010
What's with Mr Darcy?
Can someone explain to me why the f**k every woman I know is in love with Mr. Darcy from Pride and Prejudice? He's basically a douche and they would all hate him in real life. Which is what happens in the novel, Elizabeth (the main character) dislikes him more and more over the course of the book until there's A TWEEST and he's somehow revealed to be not-a-douche. Except he is.
I am so confused about this sh*t.
Pic probably not related.
I am so confused about this sh*t.
Pic probably not related.
How long was your last relationship?
So anonymous how long did your last relationship last and when was the last time you were in a relationship?
Barely a month here, years ago.
Barely a month here, years ago.
I want to be fat
How do I increase my appetite?
Pic related, it's one of the reasons why.
I don't care if I become a fat f**k.
Pic related, it's one of the reasons why.
I don't care if I become a fat f**k.
Tips for satisfying a woman
How often can women have orgasms?
SHould I be worried if first time I don't make her have one through sex?
i'm afraid to try and eat her out if i cant bone her to c*m. i never tasted the women juices before and am afraid i might gag.
I have no one to ask these questions to.
SHould I be worried if first time I don't make her have one through sex?
i'm afraid to try and eat her out if i cant bone her to c*m. i never tasted the women juices before and am afraid i might gag.
I have no one to ask these questions to.
Dancing tips
how do you dance? I'm being dragged to a f**king club tonight and I have no idea how to dance
I want to try, I have no problem with confidence. it to loosen up, but where do I start?
should I just troll people?
I want to try, I have no problem with confidence. it to loosen up, but where do I start?
should I just troll people?
Are you happy with your penis?
Hello anonymous.
Are you satisfied with your c**k?
I can honestly say I'm very satisfied with mine, it's about 7-7.5 inches, pretty thick (nothing too abnormal though) and uncut (which I f**king love because it feels really f**king good).
It leans a bit to the left but I'm completely fine with it.
Are you satisfied with your c**k?
I can honestly say I'm very satisfied with mine, it's about 7-7.5 inches, pretty thick (nothing too abnormal though) and uncut (which I f**king love because it feels really f**king good).
It leans a bit to the left but I'm completely fine with it.
Is fapping a good way to train for sex?
So, anonymous. I fap a lot, mainly because of the belief that it will 'train' me for sex i.e make me able to last longer. Can anyone debunk this theory or, if I'm right, explain how it works?
Pic somewhat related I guess.
Pic somewhat related I guess.
Tuesday, September 14, 2010
Addicted to WoW
ITT: Your perfect substitutions that take the place of a real life.
I deleted my WoW character after some c**t on here suggested I do so. Now that it's been a few weeks I've come to realize exactly what that game's purpose is.
(..,continue in next post since a text wall will discourage you from posting a relevant story)
I deleted my WoW character after some c**t on here suggested I do so. Now that it's been a few weeks I've come to realize exactly what that game's purpose is.
(..,continue in next post since a text wall will discourage you from posting a relevant story)
I am being bullied at school
Alright, I'm going to go on a limb here.
Here's my story: I'm still in highschool. It's my senior year, and I have not had a single friend at this place since my first day of my Freshman year of school. I mostly hang out with my cousins and my other 2 friends who go to the private school up the road. Although I want to, I don't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you. As you'll note, for the great deal of embarrassment that comes with it...
I'm being hardcore bullied at school.
I have to keep up my grades to keep this scholarship, so not going to school isn't an option... but I hate this place. I'm f**king eighteen years old, and I still get f**king swirlies in the bathroom. Do you know what that f**king feels like anonymous?
I have moderate acne. I generally have 3-6 pimples at a time. WOO F**KING HOO, I'M A TEENAGER. This has resulted in four years of the term GREASY-GARY being chanted through the halls as I walk by. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but the shoves, the threatening notes, the caricature-like pictures in my locker that people so THOUGHTFULLY put there... it builds up after that long. I've gotten my ass kicked, my car egged and painted with little red dots (acne joke, I'm sure) and I've even had my parents called in for meetings (worst.times.ever.). YEAH MOM AND DAD, NO ONE LIKES ME. How f**ked is that?
I'm not going to an hero. I'm not going to blow up my school. I just don't know what to do anymore...
Here's my story: I'm still in highschool. It's my senior year, and I have not had a single friend at this place since my first day of my Freshman year of school. I mostly hang out with my cousins and my other 2 friends who go to the private school up the road. Although I want to, I don't tell anyone what I'm about to tell you. As you'll note, for the great deal of embarrassment that comes with it...
I'm being hardcore bullied at school.
I have to keep up my grades to keep this scholarship, so not going to school isn't an option... but I hate this place. I'm f**king eighteen years old, and I still get f**king swirlies in the bathroom. Do you know what that f**king feels like anonymous?
I have moderate acne. I generally have 3-6 pimples at a time. WOO F**KING HOO, I'M A TEENAGER. This has resulted in four years of the term GREASY-GARY being chanted through the halls as I walk by. I know it doesn't seem like a big deal, but the shoves, the threatening notes, the caricature-like pictures in my locker that people so THOUGHTFULLY put there... it builds up after that long. I've gotten my ass kicked, my car egged and painted with little red dots (acne joke, I'm sure) and I've even had my parents called in for meetings (worst.times.ever.). YEAH MOM AND DAD, NO ONE LIKES ME. How f**ked is that?
I'm not going to an hero. I'm not going to blow up my school. I just don't know what to do anymore...
Maturity has many meanings
What do you say anonymous
My girlfriend wants me to become a real man if we're ever to get engaged. I think I am a real man, so I can only assume she means stop playing video games, reading comics, and having fun. I think that's a lot of bullsh*t. So I was at the shop with my friend and decided to buy her a broom and dustpan, frying pan, and apron. I left these on our bed with a note that if I'm going to become a real man then she has to learn to be a real woman. It was a joke but now she's staying at her sister's.
Please advise. Picture related.
My girlfriend wants me to become a real man if we're ever to get engaged. I think I am a real man, so I can only assume she means stop playing video games, reading comics, and having fun. I think that's a lot of bullsh*t. So I was at the shop with my friend and decided to buy her a broom and dustpan, frying pan, and apron. I left these on our bed with a note that if I'm going to become a real man then she has to learn to be a real woman. It was a joke but now she's staying at her sister's.
Please advise. Picture related.
Speed of light questions
I might not understand physics and sh*t, but I still say if we managed to create a vehicle that can travel at 99.9999999% the speed of light with a human on board, get it up to max speed, then the guy gets up and runs from the back of the ship to the front, he would be breaking light speed.
Ask a high school teacher anything
Ask a public high school teacher anything.
inb4"hurr"
I'm 24 years old; I know have at least one younger colleague who surfs chans too. It's not that weird, believe me.
Pic semi-related.
inb4"hurr"
I'm 24 years old; I know have at least one younger colleague who surfs chans too. It's not that weird, believe me.
Pic semi-related.
I went through a promiscuous phase
tell me what a slut i am anonymous
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
Are you a functional alcoholic?
ITT: Functional Alcoholism
How skilled are you at drinking during your regular workday & home life that no one can tell you're drunk? Does this make you feel bad. Do you think you'll ever stop? If so, what would it take?
Just looking for others who might understand this situation...
How skilled are you at drinking during your regular workday & home life that no one can tell you're drunk? Does this make you feel bad. Do you think you'll ever stop? If so, what would it take?
Just looking for others who might understand this situation...
Emoticon spelling question
Hey, anonymous.
I have an important question for every knowledgeable internet user:
How the f**k do you write a smiley face at the end of a parenthetical statement?
(Such as this ;)
(Or like this? ;) )
(Or maybe this is better ;)?)
Please answer. (This is of utmost importance! :()
I have an important question for every knowledgeable internet user:
How the f**k do you write a smiley face at the end of a parenthetical statement?
(Such as this ;)
(Or like this? ;) )
(Or maybe this is better ;)?)
Please answer. (This is of utmost importance! :()
Can't take compliments gracefully
How do you deal with compliments, anonymous?
People have a tendency to be surprised when they first meet me, it seems, and always say something along the lines of "I think you are funny, anon" or "you are my new favorite person"
Now I am not a very proud person and I am a fairly big spaz when it comes to this. Recently, I've just started ignoring the compliments or doing a goofy ass embarrassed smile.
How do you deal with them, anonymous and what advice do you have with responding to them?
People have a tendency to be surprised when they first meet me, it seems, and always say something along the lines of "I think you are funny, anon" or "you are my new favorite person"
Now I am not a very proud person and I am a fairly big spaz when it comes to this. Recently, I've just started ignoring the compliments or doing a goofy ass embarrassed smile.
How do you deal with them, anonymous and what advice do you have with responding to them?
Dancing to impress the ladies
So I'm not a big fan of dancing, but it apparently brings the ladies.
Thinking about taking some classes. I'm hispanic, so Salsa comes to mind.
What do you anons think? anyone else dance? how do i make myself enjoy it?
Thinking about taking some classes. I'm hispanic, so Salsa comes to mind.
What do you anons think? anyone else dance? how do i make myself enjoy it?
Southerner in a strange land
>Live in some sh*t hole southern town for the majority of my life.
>Never know anything but bible thumping and bigotry.
>Move to California for college.
It's as if I'm in some kind of wonderful foreign land. You can actually speak to people without having bible verses thrown at you, and the waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.
>Never know anything but bible thumping and bigotry.
>Move to California for college.
It's as if I'm in some kind of wonderful foreign land. You can actually speak to people without having bible verses thrown at you, and the waiters at restaurants don't try to pray with you before meals.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Survey on gay rights
Rowboats love a good survey thread, and this one will deliver--
The following is a list of questions on LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) rights, the first five of which have been recent issues in US politics (the fifth is federal law, the others are not). Next to each say "yes," in favor of the legislation, or "no," not in favor. A brief explanation under each is given for foreignf**s.
1) Repealing DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act)
yes = domestic partners receive spousal benefits
2) Pass ENDA (Employment Non-Discrimination Act)
yes = illegal to fire LGBT employees solely on the basis of their orientation
3) Pass civil union legislation
yes = civil unions with equivalent benefits to marriage legal in all states
4) Pass gay marriage
yes = gay marriage legal in all states
5) Amending hate crime legislation to include LGBT persons as a protected category
yes = harsher punishment for crimes of hatred
Supplemental questions:
6) Should LGBT relationships be criminalized?
7) Are your answers different for LGB persons, as opposed to the transgender?
PLEASE ALSO INCLUDE YOUR:
Age,
Gender,
Ethnicity,
Orientation,
Religious belief,
Whether you're located in a red or blue state, per the last presidential election, or what country you're from.
All answers will be compiled and analyzed, and salient results will be provided with supporting charts in this or a subsequent thread. Thanks for participating.
The following is a list of questions on LGBT (lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender) rights, the first five of which have been recent issues in US politics (the fifth is federal law, the others are not). Next to each say "yes," in favor of the legislation, or "no," not in favor. A brief explanation under each is given for foreignf**s.
1) Repealing DOMA (Defense of Marriage Act)
yes = domestic partners receive spousal benefits
2) Pass ENDA (Employment Non-Discrimination Act)
yes = illegal to fire LGBT employees solely on the basis of their orientation
3) Pass civil union legislation
yes = civil unions with equivalent benefits to marriage legal in all states
4) Pass gay marriage
yes = gay marriage legal in all states
5) Amending hate crime legislation to include LGBT persons as a protected category
yes = harsher punishment for crimes of hatred
Supplemental questions:
6) Should LGBT relationships be criminalized?
7) Are your answers different for LGB persons, as opposed to the transgender?
PLEASE ALSO INCLUDE YOUR:
Age,
Gender,
Ethnicity,
Orientation,
Religious belief,
Whether you're located in a red or blue state, per the last presidential election, or what country you're from.
All answers will be compiled and analyzed, and salient results will be provided with supporting charts in this or a subsequent thread. Thanks for participating.
Weird typing habits
ITT: Weird Typing Habits
Every time I type a word with an 'ou' combination, I always end up typing 'ouo' -- nearly 100% of the the time. The word 'though' and 'through' are the biggest offenders, becoming 'thouogh' and 'throuogh'. I have no idea why I do this.
Anyone else have weird, nearly uncontrollable typing habits?
Pic entirely unrelated.
Every time I type a word with an 'ou' combination, I always end up typing 'ouo' -- nearly 100% of the the time. The word 'though' and 'through' are the biggest offenders, becoming 'thouogh' and 'throuogh'. I have no idea why I do this.
Anyone else have weird, nearly uncontrollable typing habits?
Pic entirely unrelated.
He won't do my butt
Hey anonymous
I'm in a loving relationship but recently my sexual urges have become too much, like the only sexual partner I've ever had is my boyfriend.
He's a bit of a neckbeard and likes playing WoW, but I love him and he loves me.
I explained to him that I wanted to try anal desperately and he said I was disgusting and that he wouldn't stick his c**k in a place where I dump sh*t.
So I got angry and told him if he wouldn't I'd find someone who will, now he hasn't spoken to me in five days and is ignoring me, what should I do?
Pic related, it's me
I'm in a loving relationship but recently my sexual urges have become too much, like the only sexual partner I've ever had is my boyfriend.
He's a bit of a neckbeard and likes playing WoW, but I love him and he loves me.
I explained to him that I wanted to try anal desperately and he said I was disgusting and that he wouldn't stick his c**k in a place where I dump sh*t.
So I got angry and told him if he wouldn't I'd find someone who will, now he hasn't spoken to me in five days and is ignoring me, what should I do?
Pic related, it's me
Blame SleepGuy for lucid dreaming
OK GUYS, I'M PISSED.
I don't know if you guys have been reading the "Sleepguy" or whatever threads the past two days, but ever since I read them I've been experiencing more and more lucid dreams. Last night I had incredibly lucid dreams and it sucked.
I want to sleep goddammit, I don't want to hang out with my friends in a football stadium and then try to pop the pimple behind my eye. F**k that sh*t.
If this "Sleepman" guy is going to ruin my dreams, then I say let's ruin his! It's time to invade his world and ruin his wind skating and movies that seem suspiciously a lot like the movie "Taken."
Who's with me!?
I don't know if you guys have been reading the "Sleepguy" or whatever threads the past two days, but ever since I read them I've been experiencing more and more lucid dreams. Last night I had incredibly lucid dreams and it sucked.
I want to sleep goddammit, I don't want to hang out with my friends in a football stadium and then try to pop the pimple behind my eye. F**k that sh*t.
If this "Sleepman" guy is going to ruin my dreams, then I say let's ruin his! It's time to invade his world and ruin his wind skating and movies that seem suspiciously a lot like the movie "Taken."
Who's with me!?
Experiences getting into fights
I'd like to know about us anons and our fighting and/or getting pummelled experiences.
I just got sucker punched by a leb (ausf** here) with all his leb friends and I'm pressing charges.
Tell me how you dealt with getting bashed.
pic related: its who i wish i was with at the time
I just got sucker punched by a leb (ausf** here) with all his leb friends and I'm pressing charges.
Tell me how you dealt with getting bashed.
pic related: its who i wish i was with at the time
Can I make money from poker?
Does anyone here play Poker? I've heard some good things about it, would learning to play it be a decent way to earn a bit of cash on the side? As of right now I know essentially nothing about it but am willing to learn how to play.
My friend was stolen by a girl
Does any of anonymous have friends that become no fun as soon as they get a girlfriend?
Jesus Christ, I thought it was a joke at first but I have so many friends that as soon as school finished got some sort of mentality that their fun years are over and that they should settle down at the ripe age of 18.
Not only that, but their girlfriends instantly BALLOON in size way past anything that could be considered f**kable, even if you are into heavy duty chubbies. It's weird because the guys stay in shape and are pretty fit ant toned when compared with their land whale girlfriends- it's not like they should be worried about never getting touched again.
pic related: it's one of these guys and their girl
Jesus Christ, I thought it was a joke at first but I have so many friends that as soon as school finished got some sort of mentality that their fun years are over and that they should settle down at the ripe age of 18.
Not only that, but their girlfriends instantly BALLOON in size way past anything that could be considered f**kable, even if you are into heavy duty chubbies. It's weird because the guys stay in shape and are pretty fit ant toned when compared with their land whale girlfriends- it's not like they should be worried about never getting touched again.
pic related: it's one of these guys and their girl
Saturday, September 11, 2010
My first time wasn't a long time
Lost my virginity last night. God damn it, you guys were right. NOTHING can prepare you for the sensation of f**king a pu**y. I came in 10 seconds.....
FELT GOOD MAN!!!!
FELT GOOD MAN!!!!
What do you like or dislike about your girlfriend or boyfriend?
Post what you love or hate about your boyfriend/girlfriend, anonymous
Feel free to post pictures too
I'm aware this'll probably turn into a pseudo-camwh**re bragging and trolling clusterf**k but it's interesting to see who yo guys date
Feel free to post pictures too
I'm aware this'll probably turn into a pseudo-camwh**re bragging and trolling clusterf**k but it's interesting to see who yo guys date
Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Know anyone who has committed suicide?
Do you know anyone who's committed suicide?
Have you ever attempted to kill yourself?
Have you ever attempted to kill yourself?
Grumbling about female body hair
You know what grosses me out in woman?
Arm hair.
Jesus christ I find it repulsive, I know women are humans and they are supposed to get it and bla bla bla but...sh*t doesn't fly in my radar, got this 7/10 girl interested in me and I can't convince myself to date her just because of the arm hair... :(
Arm hair.
Jesus christ I find it repulsive, I know women are humans and they are supposed to get it and bla bla bla but...sh*t doesn't fly in my radar, got this 7/10 girl interested in me and I can't convince myself to date her just because of the arm hair... :(
Ask a blind guy anything (again)
It was suggested I make a new thread since the last one got too many replies. Last one was good lets keep it going, this is fun.
*First let me clarify some things*
-I've been blind since birth (Leber's congenital amaurosis)
-My brother is reading all these questions (the good ones anyways) to me because a screen reader would take forever to do it.
-My dreams are audio,smell,and touch intense; although sometimes I do have slight imagery.
-I have never tried drugs (had it asked a few times)
-I stop wiping when I feel clean
-Because of the cinammon sugar swirls in every bite
-I'm 18,A virgin,and Yes I do masturbate (pornfortheblind dot org)
*First let me clarify some things*
-I've been blind since birth (Leber's congenital amaurosis)
-My brother is reading all these questions (the good ones anyways) to me because a screen reader would take forever to do it.
-My dreams are audio,smell,and touch intense; although sometimes I do have slight imagery.
-I have never tried drugs (had it asked a few times)
-I stop wiping when I feel clean
-Because of the cinammon sugar swirls in every bite
-I'm 18,A virgin,and Yes I do masturbate (pornfortheblind dot org)
Translate rap lyrics to plain english
(post rap lyrics and attempt to translate posted lyrics into english)
"I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
louie nap sack where I holdin all da work at
loaded fo fo on the low where da cheese at
fresh out the jet to the jects where da G's at"
"I got key by the three when I chirp shawty chirp back
louie nap sack where I holdin all da work at
loaded fo fo on the low where da cheese at
fresh out the jet to the jects where da G's at"
Did therapy work for your social anxiety
Has anyone here ever been to a therapist/psychiatrist?
I'm thinking of going in for my severe social anxiety, but unless they're loading me up on medication, I don't see how they can fix me. For the last few years I've been popping vicodin just so I can function outside of my house without staring at the floor, or constantly biting my lip, but I know that's going to kill my liver if I keep up with it.
I'm thinking of going in for my severe social anxiety, but unless they're loading me up on medication, I don't see how they can fix me. For the last few years I've been popping vicodin just so I can function outside of my house without staring at the floor, or constantly biting my lip, but I know that's going to kill my liver if I keep up with it.
Annoying emoticons
Is anyone else annoyed at how some people use really stupid emoticons?
Examples include "o3o", "owo", "o.o", "Dx" etc - That just makes me want to hit you in the face.
I'm fine with normal ones like ":)", ":p", ":D"
Examples include "o3o", "owo", "o.o", "Dx" etc - That just makes me want to hit you in the face.
I'm fine with normal ones like ":)", ":p", ":D"
Your sexual fantasies
What are yout sexual fantasies anonymous?
Please share, and state your gender.
Mine has always been doing it with a posh British girl, it's the accent. it always does it for me.
Please share, and state your gender.
Mine has always been doing it with a posh British girl, it's the accent. it always does it for me.
What's sex in public like
anonymous
Just how doable is sex in public?
Now, I've heard about couples f**king in public or at least giving each other oral, fingering/wanking each other, etc, but I also know that getting caught doing this can result in a night in the cells and public embarrassment. Two things I'd rather avoid as I have a decent job and this would ruin it.
So what can you do that still has that feeling of naughtiness in public, without a huge chance of getting caught?
Stories of your sexual acts in public please :]
pic related - I'd like to do something a bit more discreet than that.
Just how doable is sex in public?
Now, I've heard about couples f**king in public or at least giving each other oral, fingering/wanking each other, etc, but I also know that getting caught doing this can result in a night in the cells and public embarrassment. Two things I'd rather avoid as I have a decent job and this would ruin it.
So what can you do that still has that feeling of naughtiness in public, without a huge chance of getting caught?
Stories of your sexual acts in public please :]
pic related - I'd like to do something a bit more discreet than that.
Fighting leads to twincest leads to awkwardness
You guys remember that post I made about how I was starting to find my twin brother hot a while ago? Yeah, well something happened last night.
>get high with brother
>play fights with brother, pushes him against table, falls down
>goes after me, grabs my leg, i fall, he pins me down
>trap him with my legs, grinds onto him
>gets freaked out
>pushes him on bed, starts talking dirty
>gets seriously f**king pissed
>big f**king long-ass fight
>blurts out if he wants me to f**k him, i say f**kyea
>get angerf**ked
>brother gets meltdown halfway through f**king
>give him bj
>end up having consensual sex
Woke up about 3 hours ago. Haven't talked. I seriously want to f**king hang myself.
>get high with brother
>play fights with brother, pushes him against table, falls down
>goes after me, grabs my leg, i fall, he pins me down
>trap him with my legs, grinds onto him
>gets freaked out
>pushes him on bed, starts talking dirty
>gets seriously f**king pissed
>big f**king long-ass fight
>blurts out if he wants me to f**k him, i say f**kyea
>get angerf**ked
>brother gets meltdown halfway through f**king
>give him bj
>end up having consensual sex
Woke up about 3 hours ago. Haven't talked. I seriously want to f**king hang myself.
What noises do you make during sex?
Question for you anonymous
What noises do you make during sex?
How often do you make them?
Do you talk during sex?
What do you say?
I grunt and moan a bit, but rarely say anything
What noises do you make during sex?
How often do you make them?
Do you talk during sex?
What do you say?
I grunt and moan a bit, but rarely say anything
I think my fantasies are deviant
Ok so I have this fetish anonymous and I was wondering if there were any other female anonymous who share it with me. I love to fantasises about being a little girl getting f**ked/abused by an adult. Like a 10-12 year old nymphette who Daddy can't take his hands off. I have never been sexually abused, have no desire to actually be raped... It's getting to the point now when I'm f**king my boyfriend and closing my eyes pretending he's a father figure forcing himself on me. Am I completely alone on this?
I lost my virginity
sup anonymous
I posted yesterday about how I was gonna lose my virginity today. Well I did.
It was awesome mostly, the foreplay and touching etc were great. Blowjob was amazing.
The actual intercourse didn;t really do anything for me though. It was great being close to my gf and everything, but in terms of sexual pleasure there was almost none.
After about 40 mins of sex and me not being able to come, she finished me off with a blowjob, which was great.
Does anyone else feel like vaginal intercourse is not that great in terms of "orgasmic feelings"?
I posted yesterday about how I was gonna lose my virginity today. Well I did.
It was awesome mostly, the foreplay and touching etc were great. Blowjob was amazing.
The actual intercourse didn;t really do anything for me though. It was great being close to my gf and everything, but in terms of sexual pleasure there was almost none.
After about 40 mins of sex and me not being able to come, she finished me off with a blowjob, which was great.
Does anyone else feel like vaginal intercourse is not that great in terms of "orgasmic feelings"?
She calls me daddy
>f**king latina chick in the ass
>things going great
>out of f**king nowhere she calls me "daddy" and "papi" (spanish word for daddy)
>LOSE F**KING ERECTION
What is it with women calling a guy she's f**king daddy?
>things going great
>out of f**king nowhere she calls me "daddy" and "papi" (spanish word for daddy)
>LOSE F**KING ERECTION
What is it with women calling a guy she's f**king daddy?
The girls I like have herpes
>start talking to girl from HS I was too pu**y to before
>she has a BF, but they aren't working out
>we hit it off, they break up
>she tells me not to fall for her because it won't work because of a secret she's keeping
>wreck my mind about what it is, but still fall for her and her for me
>finally reveals to me she has herpes and she got it a week before we fell for each other
>realize this is the second time this has happened to me
pic somewhat related, makes me think of her
>she has a BF, but they aren't working out
>we hit it off, they break up
>she tells me not to fall for her because it won't work because of a secret she's keeping
>wreck my mind about what it is, but still fall for her and her for me
>finally reveals to me she has herpes and she got it a week before we fell for each other
>realize this is the second time this has happened to me
pic somewhat related, makes me think of her
Hookups on craigslist
Has any anons ever any experiences with women on craigslist? I've seen some pages where women just ask for company for men. Do you guys pay for your services? Or do you get lucky with ronery women and bang them. Let me your stories, I'm trying to see if its worth it.
picture related: google imaged craigslist
picture related: google imaged craigslist
I like butch girls
Alright, this isn't a 'ronery'-thread, sine I'm not ronery at all.
BUT, I do have an interesting question for you anons.
What do you think of a butch girl?
A butch girl, or just butch, is a masculine female. Not necessarily one with huge biceps and six-pack, but a non-girly girl. The tough girl. The kind of girl who isn't afraid to get dirty, fight, get in trouble with the law, drugs, etc.
Man I'd love one. My nature is very impulsive and seem to offend a lot of women (which I honestly don't give two sh*ts about) and so whenever I do something "weird", like, I don't know, run down the mall naked, bet that I won't be able to swallow toothpaste, jump in that muddy trentch or mix foods that totally don't fit together. It's not immature per-say, its more about me not being serious and just not caring.
I think girls/women now a day are too girly for my liking. Hating the rain because their hair gets wet, using shades when its not sunny, always complaining about weight, using too much makeup.
BUT, I do have an interesting question for you anons.
What do you think of a butch girl?
A butch girl, or just butch, is a masculine female. Not necessarily one with huge biceps and six-pack, but a non-girly girl. The tough girl. The kind of girl who isn't afraid to get dirty, fight, get in trouble with the law, drugs, etc.
Man I'd love one. My nature is very impulsive and seem to offend a lot of women (which I honestly don't give two sh*ts about) and so whenever I do something "weird", like, I don't know, run down the mall naked, bet that I won't be able to swallow toothpaste, jump in that muddy trentch or mix foods that totally don't fit together. It's not immature per-say, its more about me not being serious and just not caring.
I think girls/women now a day are too girly for my liking. Hating the rain because their hair gets wet, using shades when its not sunny, always complaining about weight, using too much makeup.
I like her plain
Is there any appropriate way to tell your girlfriend to stop trying to be sexy?
I've been dating this nerdy girl for the last few months, and whenever she tries to surprise me with sex, she does the exact thing that doesn't turn me on. She'll get all dressed in dark/red lingerie, make up, make around like some kind of stripper/seductress, and worst of all the high heels. It's like some kind of sh*t out of a 50s porno magazine.
I know this would probably be great for most guys, but the thing that I was originally attracted to about her is that she was rather plain. I've always been into the "girl next door" type, and when she dresses up like that, it kills it for me.
How can you possibly tell your girlfriend to stop trying to be sexy, and go back to looking plain? It doesn't seem like it would go over well.
I've been dating this nerdy girl for the last few months, and whenever she tries to surprise me with sex, she does the exact thing that doesn't turn me on. She'll get all dressed in dark/red lingerie, make up, make around like some kind of stripper/seductress, and worst of all the high heels. It's like some kind of sh*t out of a 50s porno magazine.
I know this would probably be great for most guys, but the thing that I was originally attracted to about her is that she was rather plain. I've always been into the "girl next door" type, and when she dresses up like that, it kills it for me.
How can you possibly tell your girlfriend to stop trying to be sexy, and go back to looking plain? It doesn't seem like it would go over well.
How do I cam for cash
hey anons, i need money quick and im just giving in and gonna start selling my muscly ass on cam. anyone have any ideas how to get started?
Got HIV from my first gay experience
Life is an a**hole, anons.
After much deliberation, I finally had my first gay experience. Two months later I've been feeling like sh*t, got myself tested and it appears that I have HIV. This is the first time I'm sober since I found out about it last week. How do I feel? Well gee, realizing I'll never have children f**king sucks, aside from the fact that, well you know, HIV infected people aren't high on any girls list.
At least I can have unprotected sex with prostitutes now.
As long as you look fit and /fa/, they'll take the chances if you're willing to pay more.
F**k my goddamn life. Ask me anything.
After much deliberation, I finally had my first gay experience. Two months later I've been feeling like sh*t, got myself tested and it appears that I have HIV. This is the first time I'm sober since I found out about it last week. How do I feel? Well gee, realizing I'll never have children f**king sucks, aside from the fact that, well you know, HIV infected people aren't high on any girls list.
At least I can have unprotected sex with prostitutes now.
As long as you look fit and /fa/, they'll take the chances if you're willing to pay more.
F**k my goddamn life. Ask me anything.
Have extra cash and idle hands
Sup people. Please stay with me.
The other day me and a friend were discussing our current financial situations. We did some math and came up with how much money we both had saved up.
Between the two of us, we have approximately 12,500 or so dollars saved up. Give or take a hundred there and there.
We wanted to get sum escorts for a weekend in Vegas for my birthday. But we scrapped that quickly when one of us suggested instead that we pool our money, and execute a plan so far-fetched(?) that it would make people think we're a fukken nuts.
tl;dr. We wanna f**k Sasha Grey or Stoya, but we only have about 12 grand between the 2 of us. How much more money do you think we need? And is this plan even worth pursuing? Also, we're late 20's, both of us. If that helps.
Pic related.
The other day me and a friend were discussing our current financial situations. We did some math and came up with how much money we both had saved up.
Between the two of us, we have approximately 12,500 or so dollars saved up. Give or take a hundred there and there.
We wanted to get sum escorts for a weekend in Vegas for my birthday. But we scrapped that quickly when one of us suggested instead that we pool our money, and execute a plan so far-fetched(?) that it would make people think we're a fukken nuts.
tl;dr. We wanna f**k Sasha Grey or Stoya, but we only have about 12 grand between the 2 of us. How much more money do you think we need? And is this plan even worth pursuing? Also, we're late 20's, both of us. If that helps.
Pic related.
She will forgive me
I f**ked up bad, anons.
I'm in a LDR with the woman I love. I cheated on her, and because I love her so much, I told her of my mistake. Being in a LDR is hard, but we see each other often and when we do - it's f**king amazing.
She says she can't just stay with me even though she loves me. And I'm hoping that it's temporary.. she is visiting this summer. She would have came in July, but since I'm a dumbsh*t and cheated, she's only coming in September for about a month.
I have viisted her country and met her whole family. They are all great people. I want this woman for the rest of my life, and I would even MOVE to her country (Austria) just to be with her.
But I have failed her. One night I got horny and let a friend (female) grope me. I felt bad so I stopped. And then we did that later again but outside of my clothing(think pg-13 sh*t). No sex or kissing was involved.
What the f**k do I do? :( I have hope. I believe that when she sees me again she will forgive me and put it in the past. We both love each other to death and we are both suffering because of my actions. Sorry, I had to vent.
Any input is appreciated. Even trolls.
I'm in a LDR with the woman I love. I cheated on her, and because I love her so much, I told her of my mistake. Being in a LDR is hard, but we see each other often and when we do - it's f**king amazing.
She says she can't just stay with me even though she loves me. And I'm hoping that it's temporary.. she is visiting this summer. She would have came in July, but since I'm a dumbsh*t and cheated, she's only coming in September for about a month.
I have viisted her country and met her whole family. They are all great people. I want this woman for the rest of my life, and I would even MOVE to her country (Austria) just to be with her.
But I have failed her. One night I got horny and let a friend (female) grope me. I felt bad so I stopped. And then we did that later again but outside of my clothing(think pg-13 sh*t). No sex or kissing was involved.
What the f**k do I do? :( I have hope. I believe that when she sees me again she will forgive me and put it in the past. We both love each other to death and we are both suffering because of my actions. Sorry, I had to vent.
Any input is appreciated. Even trolls.
Tuesday, September 7, 2010
Count thy blessings
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
Let's not assume
Do women masturbate in groups like guys do?
Every man with friends has at least masturbated once in a group of 3 when they were younger, so why don't women?
If they do circle jerk then why is it not mentioned as much as when guys circle jerk?
Every man with friends has at least masturbated once in a group of 3 when they were younger, so why don't women?
If they do circle jerk then why is it not mentioned as much as when guys circle jerk?
Can you feel his climax?
Guys, what does it feel like to blow your load in a girls ass?
females, what's it feel like to have a guy cum in your ass?
females, what's it feel like to have a guy cum in your ass?
I might be too old for her
Today I met an absolutely beautiful girl at the venue where I work after a concert, looks a bit like Zooey Deschanel. She was funny, mature, seemingly intelligent and street smart. We talked for a bit about the bands, banal crap, until she said that she wanted to see me again. We exchanged numbers, and she walked away with her friends.
Problem is, she's 14 and Im 22.
So what exactly is anonymous's opinion on jail bait girls? I do wanna see her again at least once, but I dont wanna end up in a bad spot.
Problem is, she's 14 and Im 22.
So what exactly is anonymous's opinion on jail bait girls? I do wanna see her again at least once, but I dont wanna end up in a bad spot.
What are your thoughts when you pass by someone?
When I walk by someone I try to find something negative about them and then have an uncontrolled derogatory thought train.
Example:
>Pass by an overweight woman
"f**king fat wh**re jesus christ f**king die stupid sh*t"
>Pass by a guy texting on his cell phone
"braindead retard can't get off his phone for one second f**king hipster bitch f**k"
I've been doing this since as long as I can remember, and like I said it's not intentional. Does this happen to anyone else?
Example:
>Pass by an overweight woman
"f**king fat wh**re jesus christ f**king die stupid sh*t"
>Pass by a guy texting on his cell phone
"braindead retard can't get off his phone for one second f**king hipster bitch f**k"
I've been doing this since as long as I can remember, and like I said it's not intentional. Does this happen to anyone else?
Can't measure up to dad
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
What would you change about your past?
If you could change one thing about your past let me know what it was?
Me:
I'd run away from home, I wouldn't let myself get abused like a fa**ot. I'd tell somebody.
I'd go to a home, and my life would be much better, I'd go to school and get good grades, and everything would be better. I would probably be in university by now. :)
Me:
I'd run away from home, I wouldn't let myself get abused like a fa**ot. I'd tell somebody.
I'd go to a home, and my life would be much better, I'd go to school and get good grades, and everything would be better. I would probably be in university by now. :)
My boyfriend fantasizes about being a trap
Yesterday my boyfriend nervously confessed he liked traps and liked to fantasize about being one.
That night I'd put him in my black, knee high socks, bra and skirts.
I bent him over and slipped two lubed-up fingers inside of him, then I positioned my hips behind my hand and thrusted into him.
He even let me pull his hair and spank him once while we f**ked.
Afterwards we snuggled together and fell asleep in each other arms.
This morning we ordered our first strap on.
I love my boyfriend anonymous.
I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
Tell me your f**ked up desire anonymous.
I'm incredibly open.
That night I'd put him in my black, knee high socks, bra and skirts.
I bent him over and slipped two lubed-up fingers inside of him, then I positioned my hips behind my hand and thrusted into him.
He even let me pull his hair and spank him once while we f**ked.
Afterwards we snuggled together and fell asleep in each other arms.
This morning we ordered our first strap on.
I love my boyfriend anonymous.
I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
Tell me your f**ked up desire anonymous.
I'm incredibly open.
Why are mothers so amazing?
I'm 18 and I just spent the last hour baaawww'ing into my mothers shoulders about all my problems.
All the while she was talking to me and giving me advice.
By the end of it, I felt like I could move mountains; and I still do.
How do they do that?
She said one thing to me that really struck me...
'Sometimes you just need a fresh pair of eyes to look at a situation and then it all becomes clear. When you're upset you tend to think with your heart and not your head'.
My mind has been thoroughly blown, that's just so wisdomous.
ITT: We talk about how much we love our mothers and why.
P.S - I'm a girl so I'm allowed to cry So are men but I thought you'd call me a fa**ot.
All the while she was talking to me and giving me advice.
By the end of it, I felt like I could move mountains; and I still do.
How do they do that?
She said one thing to me that really struck me...
'Sometimes you just need a fresh pair of eyes to look at a situation and then it all becomes clear. When you're upset you tend to think with your heart and not your head'.
My mind has been thoroughly blown, that's just so wisdomous.
ITT: We talk about how much we love our mothers and why.
P.S - I'm a girl so I'm allowed to cry So are men but I thought you'd call me a fa**ot.
Can I untwist my testicle myself?
ATTENTION DOCTO[anonymous],
Poorf** here.
I have an excruciating pain coming from my right testicle. Interwebs says it's testicular torsion and that I only have six hours. Can I just untwist this sh*t myself, or do I really need surgery?
Poorf** here.
I have an excruciating pain coming from my right testicle. Interwebs says it's testicular torsion and that I only have six hours. Can I just untwist this sh*t myself, or do I really need surgery?
Monday, September 6, 2010
Witty without trying
Are you witty, anonymous?
The other day one of my coworkers asked me, "If you could f**k anyone living or dead, who would you choose?"
After a brief pause, I answered "Well obviously living."
Now he thought that was hilarious but the truth was that I wasn't being snide, I just really thought that's what he was asking as a trick question and that he was going to follow it up with something.
That's a horrible example of course but hopefully you guys have better ones.
The other day one of my coworkers asked me, "If you could f**k anyone living or dead, who would you choose?"
After a brief pause, I answered "Well obviously living."
Now he thought that was hilarious but the truth was that I wasn't being snide, I just really thought that's what he was asking as a trick question and that he was going to follow it up with something.
That's a horrible example of course but hopefully you guys have better ones.
It runs in the family
I looked into my dads drawer todays to snoop.
I found a penis pump and pills to increase penis size.
I wanted to cry, because I can relate.
Any logical way to increase penis size?
I found a penis pump and pills to increase penis size.
I wanted to cry, because I can relate.
Any logical way to increase penis size?
The most boring way to spend a night in bed
My girl jokes about my ability to perform in front of my friends, and often jokes "rape me!", when secretly in reality, it is her who has the condition and is unable to have sex. I am completely unsure on how to proceed with this situation.
Losing my virginity tomorrow
Hi anonymous,
Losing my virginity tomorrow.
She's much, much more experienced than me.
Any tips?
(No tips about premature ejaculation are needed)
Losing my virginity tomorrow.
She's much, much more experienced than me.
Any tips?
(No tips about premature ejaculation are needed)
This is taking a great toll on me
fellow anons, I have found myself between a rock and porn. I have been addicted to it as well as masturbating for almost a year now. I have had great trouble quitting and sometimes when I do it gets worse. The longest I went without an orgasm was about 10 days.
it gets worse...
There have been days when I can cum up to 9 times within 18 hours... This is taking a great toll on me, my body, and my academic performance. I commonly find myself procastrubating and then hating myself greatly for it. I cannot go on like this.
I even went to the point to block it, and sadly sometimes I unblock it just to have an orgasm.
I disappoint myself almost on a daily basis.
I would like some serious advice...
it gets worse...
There have been days when I can cum up to 9 times within 18 hours... This is taking a great toll on me, my body, and my academic performance. I commonly find myself procastrubating and then hating myself greatly for it. I cannot go on like this.
I even went to the point to block it, and sadly sometimes I unblock it just to have an orgasm.
I disappoint myself almost on a daily basis.
I would like some serious advice...
Females hang off my every word
So anons,
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.
I'm an engineer. I've studied mechanical and industrial engineering. This basically allows me to know how 99% of sh*t it made and how it works. I've also worked as a programmer, sports coach (track, soccer), construction labourer and now am a business manager. I've travelled pretty much everywhere on earth both with work and on holiday. Aced lit subjects back in highschool, studied art, play guitar and piano (15 years). I am realising that as my social confidence has grown I have become a f**king god tier conversationalist. I seem to be able to make anything interesting.
Still, only about 6/10 strangely quiet, fairly shy guy who speaks low and is a bit of an arsehole. But I'm finding these days that I only have to inject a few words of wisdom into any given conversation, about anything, and females begin to hang off my every word, often ignoring richer, more attractive guys. Of course ladies never hit on me out of the blue, but once we're talking it's all over for other chaps.
Moral: betas can destroy alphas any day of the week.
Tips for endless women:
Learn how sh*t works, everyone is interested, at least on some level, how stuff works, it just needs to be explained to them in the right way.
Learn how to fix that sh*t, in this disposable culture it's becoming a rare talent to be able to dive in and repair stuff. People will be very impressed if you can fix something they would have tossed.
Get yourself a bit of a travelling trump card (E.g. Arctic Circle, Saudi Arabia, Libya, Bosnia etc.) so next time some sh*t raves about how sweet the hostels are in Amsterdam you can blow him away.
Learn an instrument. Speaks for itself, but usually use it as the icing, a kind of btw thing.
I find that 99 times out of 100, those 4 things make me the most interesting person in the room.
Pic unrelated, it's the gun that started WWI.
It'll be more hygienic that way
Does anyone here shave his ass hair? I'm thinking of doing it because I have a ton and it'll be more hygienic that way. Plus sometimes my anus itches because there's still sh*t on some hairs.
Suddenly it went all wrong
Recently I told my girlfriend we should talk about our sex fantasies, we tried few things out, but suddenly it went all wrong.
This is what my girlfriend wants from me. What should I do, how should I act?
Her: *laughs* Then I suppose I'd teach you to suck c**k too. Give you to more frequent guests and tell them you were learning. Teach you the tricks of the trade.
Her: Put you in a room with the hookers--naughty, cruel girls sometimes--and have them train you
Her: Humiliate you, teach you how to do well
Her: They'd appraise your body, fix you up to look nice
me: how so
Her: They'd teach you about toys and about what customers liked
Her: Ah, make your hair pretty, face pretty, body more toned
Her:For whatever customers make you more girly or more manly, whichever needed
Her: And they'd tell you since you didn't have a pu**y--you'd need to make up for it
Her: And they'd f**k your ass with strapons, and bring in customers to f**k your pretty little ass too
Her: And laughingly tell you that that was your new 'pu**y'
Her: They'd demean you, of course, call you fa**ot and slut and c**kwh**re, and unmanly...Feminine, a disgrace to males
Her: They'd slap your ass and laugh
Her: And pleasure you then leave you at the edge of climax
Her: Hands tied
Her: No way to get pleasure except from other people
Her:Who would laugh and watch you suffer
Her:They'd have customers feed you their cum, and ask you how it tasted, and slap you until you said you loved it
Her:And not just said, really loved it
Her: And once you were thoroughly slapped around so that you loved the taste
Her: They'd teach you how to take pain--because surely, surely customers, some of them would be sadistic, and a good wh**re is always able to ttake any sort of a customer's pleasure
This is what my girlfriend wants from me. What should I do, how should I act?
Her: *laughs* Then I suppose I'd teach you to suck c**k too. Give you to more frequent guests and tell them you were learning. Teach you the tricks of the trade.
Her: Put you in a room with the hookers--naughty, cruel girls sometimes--and have them train you
Her: Humiliate you, teach you how to do well
Her: They'd appraise your body, fix you up to look nice
me: how so
Her: They'd teach you about toys and about what customers liked
Her: Ah, make your hair pretty, face pretty, body more toned
Her:For whatever customers make you more girly or more manly, whichever needed
Her: And they'd tell you since you didn't have a pu**y--you'd need to make up for it
Her: And they'd f**k your ass with strapons, and bring in customers to f**k your pretty little ass too
Her: And laughingly tell you that that was your new 'pu**y'
Her: They'd demean you, of course, call you fa**ot and slut and c**kwh**re, and unmanly...Feminine, a disgrace to males
Her: They'd slap your ass and laugh
Her: And pleasure you then leave you at the edge of climax
Her: Hands tied
Her: No way to get pleasure except from other people
Her:Who would laugh and watch you suffer
Her:They'd have customers feed you their cum, and ask you how it tasted, and slap you until you said you loved it
Her:And not just said, really loved it
Her: And once you were thoroughly slapped around so that you loved the taste
Her: They'd teach you how to take pain--because surely, surely customers, some of them would be sadistic, and a good wh**re is always able to ttake any sort of a customer's pleasure
Sunday, September 5, 2010
Where does she like to be touched?
anons, my curiosity has been aroused.
Where do your girlfriends like to be touched intimately? Apart from the bleeding obvious (no pun intended) is there anywhere unusual you females like to be stimulated?
Where do your girlfriends like to be touched intimately? Apart from the bleeding obvious (no pun intended) is there anywhere unusual you females like to be stimulated?
She's very amazing in all other aspects
my girlfriend likes me to slap her around and beat her (not heavily). I can't do this, and whenever I decline I feel like a little pu**y but I was raised not to hit women. She means it in a complete sexual manner and also enjoys me calling her names but I can't help but feel like a moron when I do that. She's the first girl I've ever met who likes this sh*t, what the f**k?
whatever, not troll.
whatever, not troll.
Geek inspired bedroom outfits
Your girlfriend is offering to purchase and wear one costume for you in the bedroom.
What do you choose?
What do you choose?
I used to be a bad boy
I come seeking your sage wisdom.
I take the commuter train to class and work every day. I see this latina girl who I'd guess to be in her teens when I go to class in the afternoon. Apparently, she has a crush on me. She sits next to me and talks to me, and says she remembers me from a few years ago. Sadly, a few years ago I sold drugs and fire arms to mexican gangs around where she lives. This is apparently an attractive quality and she says , going to try and quote this "you're way more real than the posers at my school, all the do is sell bud and harass security". Don't know why she'd remember me for that, I was a scumbag scamming doctors and breaking into homes for pistols.
I am fully reformed now, have a job, and am doing great at a community college. Was accepted into USC this fall. I work a real job and don't consume or sell drugs any more. Only thing I take is my roxicet's for my back pain. And I only use 60 a month, from one doctor.
So how do I go about f**king her, she's very cute, when she thinks I'm some gangbanger or something when in reality I never was in a gang, and I'm f**king white. She'd of had to been 12-13 when she remembered me, I look the same just thicker beard and more receding hairline. been years since I've did anything shady. I'm in my mid 20's.
>TLDR: How do i f**k girl who thinks im someone i'm not?
I take the commuter train to class and work every day. I see this latina girl who I'd guess to be in her teens when I go to class in the afternoon. Apparently, she has a crush on me. She sits next to me and talks to me, and says she remembers me from a few years ago. Sadly, a few years ago I sold drugs and fire arms to mexican gangs around where she lives. This is apparently an attractive quality and she says , going to try and quote this "you're way more real than the posers at my school, all the do is sell bud and harass security". Don't know why she'd remember me for that, I was a scumbag scamming doctors and breaking into homes for pistols.
I am fully reformed now, have a job, and am doing great at a community college. Was accepted into USC this fall. I work a real job and don't consume or sell drugs any more. Only thing I take is my roxicet's for my back pain. And I only use 60 a month, from one doctor.
So how do I go about f**king her, she's very cute, when she thinks I'm some gangbanger or something when in reality I never was in a gang, and I'm f**king white. She'd of had to been 12-13 when she remembered me, I look the same just thicker beard and more receding hairline. been years since I've did anything shady. I'm in my mid 20's.
>TLDR: How do i f**k girl who thinks im someone i'm not?
Sharpie can't enter
so i feel kinda silly, i just tried the whole sharpie in pooper thing, but i cant for the life of me get it in. Its like the entrance to ass is blocked, despite me being relaxed and aroused.
I just cant get in there.
Any tips on what i should do?
I just cant get in there.
Any tips on what i should do?
I'm only attracted to mega twinks
So I signed up for a Manhunt account, because I wanted to try sucking a guy off, I've always liked guys. the first dude who contacted me was this guy in his late 20s (I'm 18) and I decided to just do it
So we went to this hotel, and f**k. I just wasn't attracted to him at all. I felt terrible. He said he liked me but he could definitely tell I wasn't into it, even a little bit so we just parted ways. He was super nice and I felt f**king terrible. So now I guess I'm not really a gay virgin anymore, but man that was terrible.
I think I'm only attracted to mega twinks. I almost threw up when he kissed me. Twice. I know this belongs in the awkward sex thread but I can't find it
So we went to this hotel, and f**k. I just wasn't attracted to him at all. I felt terrible. He said he liked me but he could definitely tell I wasn't into it, even a little bit so we just parted ways. He was super nice and I felt f**king terrible. So now I guess I'm not really a gay virgin anymore, but man that was terrible.
I think I'm only attracted to mega twinks. I almost threw up when he kissed me. Twice. I know this belongs in the awkward sex thread but I can't find it
Right now I'm cleaning my house
Hey anons.
Right now I'm wearing panties, a dress, make up, a wig and a butt plug while cleaning my house.
Ask me anything.
and no I won't post pics.
Right now I'm wearing panties, a dress, make up, a wig and a butt plug while cleaning my house.
Ask me anything.
and no I won't post pics.
I'm completely stable in every other way
Inspired by a different thread.
I want my boyfriend to rape me.
I want him to find me somewhere, kidnap me, blindfold me, and f**k the sh*t out of me.
I want him to hold me down, fight back, and overpower me. I want him to f**k me without any regard for my own pleasure. I want him to smack me around and toss me like a ragdoll. I want him to take me any way he wants.
Then, I want him to tie me to something and leave me blindfolded and naked alone in a room until he decides he wants to f**k me again.
We've messed around with it before. He smacks me around a bit, he knows I like to fight him, he calls me bitch and slut and wh**re, and so on.
But I want the full experience. I really want to try to resist him as he rips all of my clothing off. I want him to force my legs apart and slam his dick into my pu**y. I want it to feel like he hates me as he f**ks me.
But I don't know how exactly to bring it up.
How would you react if your girlfriend told you this?
What do I do?
I want my boyfriend to rape me.
I want him to find me somewhere, kidnap me, blindfold me, and f**k the sh*t out of me.
I want him to hold me down, fight back, and overpower me. I want him to f**k me without any regard for my own pleasure. I want him to smack me around and toss me like a ragdoll. I want him to take me any way he wants.
Then, I want him to tie me to something and leave me blindfolded and naked alone in a room until he decides he wants to f**k me again.
We've messed around with it before. He smacks me around a bit, he knows I like to fight him, he calls me bitch and slut and wh**re, and so on.
But I want the full experience. I really want to try to resist him as he rips all of my clothing off. I want him to force my legs apart and slam his dick into my pu**y. I want it to feel like he hates me as he f**ks me.
But I don't know how exactly to bring it up.
How would you react if your girlfriend told you this?
What do I do?
Epic thread of awkward sexual stories
ITT awkward sexual stories
>be in closet
>invite boy over to parents house
>fool around and end up sleeping with boy
>mom walks into my room in the morning for whatever reason
>mom sees me in bed with another boy
>mom turns 360 degrees and walk away
>mom never brings it up and still assumes I am straight.
>mom says things like "I hope you find that special girl one day"
>have no plans of coming out of the closet any time soon
>be in closet
>invite boy over to parents house
>fool around and end up sleeping with boy
>mom walks into my room in the morning for whatever reason
>mom sees me in bed with another boy
>mom turns 360 degrees and walk away
>mom never brings it up and still assumes I am straight.
>mom says things like "I hope you find that special girl one day"
>have no plans of coming out of the closet any time soon
I can only fap by bed humping
Does anyone else only fap by bed humping?
I hump my mattress and eventually cum,usually in a napkin but sometimes in my boxers. I only was able to fap with my hands once. I been fapping by bed humping since I was 16. Do you consider this normal? I read somewhere that this habit is eventually replaced by regular hand fapping, but I can't seem to fap with my hands.
I hump my mattress and eventually cum,usually in a napkin but sometimes in my boxers. I only was able to fap with my hands once. I been fapping by bed humping since I was 16. Do you consider this normal? I read somewhere that this habit is eventually replaced by regular hand fapping, but I can't seem to fap with my hands.
Wrong hole, now denied
three weeks ago I was having sex with my girlfriend, and the most horrific 'accident' happened, that left me sexless, for about, well, three weeks.
I love the missionary position, and I tend to hold her in a way where she can't move, or push me of, and my hands are holding her wrists so, basically I can f**k mercilessly, I like it that way. However, during the final seconds that I was about to come, it umm...
...
...
...
Slipped.
Yes gentlemen, I slipped. It went in the wrong hole, and it was that fraction of a second where I came. She tried pushing me off but she couldn't because of the way I held her. She started screaming in pain, and I have never heard her scream as loud as that day. For about to seconds in there when I was coming, I realized I was in the wrong hole, and logic came back rushing into my brain that she's hurting, I pulled out and she was just crying.
I've been sexless for three weeks now. I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
*Pic Related [not us though]
I love the missionary position, and I tend to hold her in a way where she can't move, or push me of, and my hands are holding her wrists so, basically I can f**k mercilessly, I like it that way. However, during the final seconds that I was about to come, it umm...
...
...
...
Slipped.
Yes gentlemen, I slipped. It went in the wrong hole, and it was that fraction of a second where I came. She tried pushing me off but she couldn't because of the way I held her. She started screaming in pain, and I have never heard her scream as loud as that day. For about to seconds in there when I was coming, I realized I was in the wrong hole, and logic came back rushing into my brain that she's hurting, I pulled out and she was just crying.
I've been sexless for three weeks now. I think I suffered more than her now, don't you think?
*Pic Related [not us though]
Need advice for having sex with a virgin
i dont have much experience in sex and tomorrow i will do it with virgin girl...
now teh questions
1.should i use my penis or finger to deflorate her? 2.will she bleed much?
3.should i keep going if blood is on my penis?
4.will i feel bursting of her hymen?
5.will that hurt her much?
now teh questions
1.should i use my penis or finger to deflorate her? 2.will she bleed much?
3.should i keep going if blood is on my penis?
4.will i feel bursting of her hymen?
5.will that hurt her much?
International flavours of humour
What's your country's humor like?
The British tend to be sarcasm/irony based, sort of back of the hand put downs.
In a word, cynicism.
The British tend to be sarcasm/irony based, sort of back of the hand put downs.
In a word, cynicism.
Ask a blind guy anything
*First let me clarify some things*
-I've been blind since birth (Leber's congenital amaurosis)
-My brother is reading all these questions (the good ones anyways) to me because a screen reader would take forever to do it.
-My dreams are audio,smell,and touch intense; although sometimes I do have slight imagery.
-I have never tried drugs (had it asked a few times)
-I stop wiping when I feel clean
-Because of the cinammon sugar swirls in every bite
-I'm 18,A virgin,and Yes I do masturbate (pornfortheblind dot org)
-I've been blind since birth (Leber's congenital amaurosis)
-My brother is reading all these questions (the good ones anyways) to me because a screen reader would take forever to do it.
-My dreams are audio,smell,and touch intense; although sometimes I do have slight imagery.
-I have never tried drugs (had it asked a few times)
-I stop wiping when I feel clean
-Because of the cinammon sugar swirls in every bite
-I'm 18,A virgin,and Yes I do masturbate (pornfortheblind dot org)
Need tips for paintball
anonymous
Going paintballing for the first time tomorrow. What's it like? Anything I need to look out for (other than getting shot obviously)
Going paintballing for the first time tomorrow. What's it like? Anything I need to look out for (other than getting shot obviously)
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Fat girls have it easier than fat guys
This is truth. Fat women can get male companionship whenever they want. He might not be Brad Pitt, but he'll be someone. And sometimes the guys can be decent looking.
Fat men have to pay for companionship, either directly via prostitution, or indirectly, by being wealthy and pampering his little golddigging c**t of a woman.
Fat men have to pay for companionship, either directly via prostitution, or indirectly, by being wealthy and pampering his little golddigging c**t of a woman.
Would you date a handicapped person
Question for the womenz:
Would you date someone with some sort of a physical handicap?
I'm legally blind and have had short and long term relationships. I can function almost completely normally except in the dark. Also I will never be able to drive.
Would the average women still go for someone like me? Would you go for someone completely blind? Or missing a limb? Or disfigured?
And side note: I'm not personally asking about myself. I just wanna know the general consensus of where you draw the line.
Would you date someone with some sort of a physical handicap?
I'm legally blind and have had short and long term relationships. I can function almost completely normally except in the dark. Also I will never be able to drive.
Would the average women still go for someone like me? Would you go for someone completely blind? Or missing a limb? Or disfigured?
And side note: I'm not personally asking about myself. I just wanna know the general consensus of where you draw the line.
Inconsistent personal choices
I need help understanding this. I was looking "the two of you" on someone's profile on OkCupid, she is a bisexual girl and says that she would not date a bisexual. I don't understand this, I mean she's bisexual herself.
Additionally, another bi-girl's profile I was looking at answered a the question "what are your thoughts on gay marriage?" and said girl-girl is okay but not guy-guy.
Additionally, another bi-girl's profile I was looking at answered a the question "what are your thoughts on gay marriage?" and said girl-girl is okay but not guy-guy.
My parents were disappoint
What is the most disappointing thing you've ever done?
I'm 23 and have never had a girlfriend. One day my parents thought I finally did, a girl came over. It was a drug dealing stripper. My parents were supposed to be gone until 5 PM. Dad came home early. Walked in with stripper on my couch, her slut-tastic high heels on the floor, the wonderful sight of burnt spoons, wheel filters, and needles on his coffee table, and the wonderful conversation consisting of "If you like this, i have a few vials of liquid morphine for $70 each"
They now think I am a heroin addict (I am I guess...) who pays for sex and probably has HIV. Meh.
I'm 23 and have never had a girlfriend. One day my parents thought I finally did, a girl came over. It was a drug dealing stripper. My parents were supposed to be gone until 5 PM. Dad came home early. Walked in with stripper on my couch, her slut-tastic high heels on the floor, the wonderful sight of burnt spoons, wheel filters, and needles on his coffee table, and the wonderful conversation consisting of "If you like this, i have a few vials of liquid morphine for $70 each"
They now think I am a heroin addict (I am I guess...) who pays for sex and probably has HIV. Meh.
Can I get laid without a car?
Is it possible to get laid with out a car? Ignoring taxis, i'd rather jerk off than pay their fare.
The few times I've gotten close
>no, i dont wanna come over, YOU come over
>motels are cheap, no thanks
>why havent you moved out? get your own place (While she also lives with her parents, or leeches off a boyfriend)
Why won't girls come over? Annoying as f**king sh*t.
The few times I've gotten close
>no, i dont wanna come over, YOU come over
>motels are cheap, no thanks
>why havent you moved out? get your own place (While she also lives with her parents, or leeches off a boyfriend)
Why won't girls come over? Annoying as f**king sh*t.
Customer horror stories
ITT: Post stories about dumbf**k/stupid/retarded/loud/rude/bitchy/ect customers at jobs you once worked at or at a job you work at currently.
pic not related
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Basically, I'm a slutty bitch
Trawling through random people's emails, mostly looking for interesting tidbits. Come across this, between two of my teachers last year:
Katherine: sooo i have a date with my not-a-boyfriend tomorrow, but there may be some tale-tell evidence of my saturday activities.... now i'm a bit nervous
me: oh Lite-Brite...looks like it could get a little tangled
Katherine: yeah, i didn't think things through
and wasn't really expecting a lasting welt
me: geez...how might this guy find out?
Katherine: the hand shaped bruise on my ass would be a clue...
me: well gee...that would mean he would have to have access to said ass, right?
unless that's a foregone conclusion
Katherine: sort of foregone... see, we've had sex before, (once), and it wasn't very good. so i'm gonna give it another shot with this guy
then, if it's stil bad, we have to have the "talk"
me: somehow, I don't anticipate a resolution that is good for all parties
Katherine: see, not-a-boyfriend likes me way more than i like him, and while i see this as fun, casual dating, i think he wants to be my real boyfriend. problem is, he's not really bf material
so, basically, i'm a slutty bitch :-/
me: well...i guess he'll just have to figure out how to read the writing on the wall...if such messages exist
Worst part is, she's not even very attractive. At all. And the not-good-at-sex guy, from other emails, seems sort of anonymous+5 years style, whereas the other one is older and richer.
Katherine: sooo i have a date with my not-a-boyfriend tomorrow, but there may be some tale-tell evidence of my saturday activities.... now i'm a bit nervous
me: oh Lite-Brite...looks like it could get a little tangled
Katherine: yeah, i didn't think things through
and wasn't really expecting a lasting welt
me: geez...how might this guy find out?
Katherine: the hand shaped bruise on my ass would be a clue...
me: well gee...that would mean he would have to have access to said ass, right?
unless that's a foregone conclusion
Katherine: sort of foregone... see, we've had sex before, (once), and it wasn't very good. so i'm gonna give it another shot with this guy
then, if it's stil bad, we have to have the "talk"
me: somehow, I don't anticipate a resolution that is good for all parties
Katherine: see, not-a-boyfriend likes me way more than i like him, and while i see this as fun, casual dating, i think he wants to be my real boyfriend. problem is, he's not really bf material
so, basically, i'm a slutty bitch :-/
me: well...i guess he'll just have to figure out how to read the writing on the wall...if such messages exist
Worst part is, she's not even very attractive. At all. And the not-good-at-sex guy, from other emails, seems sort of anonymous+5 years style, whereas the other one is older and richer.
Your online dating experiences
Firstly, I'm a girl. I set up a account on OKCupid tonight to just try out the service since I've heard so much about it. I'm not really taking too seriously.
I didn't spend too much time on my profile, just put in some basic things and made quick lists of things I like. I have 3 pictures. I think I am a 6 (maybe a 7 if you're drunk) on the attractiveness scale. In one hour, ~20 people have viewed my profile and 2 have sent me messages.
One is a Latvian guy who is 10 years older than I am! The other is 2 years younger than me! Both of them write like high school kids. By the way, I am 24 years old.
Any other girls (or guys with fake girl accounts) want to share their experiences?
I didn't spend too much time on my profile, just put in some basic things and made quick lists of things I like. I have 3 pictures. I think I am a 6 (maybe a 7 if you're drunk) on the attractiveness scale. In one hour, ~20 people have viewed my profile and 2 have sent me messages.
One is a Latvian guy who is 10 years older than I am! The other is 2 years younger than me! Both of them write like high school kids. By the way, I am 24 years old.
Any other girls (or guys with fake girl accounts) want to share their experiences?
Catholicism is one big costume party
Does anybody really believe in the whole Catholic sh*t? I mean religion in itself is really dumb, but the Catholics with all their f**kin costumes and props and stories about saints doing sh*t like they had mutant powers...I mean come on. Seriously.
I know people profess belief in sh*t that they dont really truly believe in, like when they say the pledge of allegiance. But Im wondering if theres anybody who totally buys into all the catholic bullsh*t.
Ive seen that the people who swear by the catholic sh*t the most are old spics and wops, and even to a lesser degree, the Micks. But I look at all their outlandish dress and stories about powers and divinities and all that sh*t and I am amazed how anybody living in 21st century America can even sit through a whole mass with a straight face.
I know people profess belief in sh*t that they dont really truly believe in, like when they say the pledge of allegiance. But Im wondering if theres anybody who totally buys into all the catholic bullsh*t.
Ive seen that the people who swear by the catholic sh*t the most are old spics and wops, and even to a lesser degree, the Micks. But I look at all their outlandish dress and stories about powers and divinities and all that sh*t and I am amazed how anybody living in 21st century America can even sit through a whole mass with a straight face.
Attractiveness beats pathological lying and sexual dysfunction
Allright I'm gonna share,
The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
Friday, September 3, 2010
DUI arrest experiences
Hello friends.
Have any of you guys been arrested/ convicted of a DUI? Tell me about your experience and if jail time actually learned. The reason why I ask is because I want to propose new legislation to Congress in regards to our DUI laws. I'd rather have the person have their license suspended for a year (First conviction) and work in a prison chain gang.
tl;dr alternate forms of punishment rather than locking DUI people up
Have any of you guys been arrested/ convicted of a DUI? Tell me about your experience and if jail time actually learned. The reason why I ask is because I want to propose new legislation to Congress in regards to our DUI laws. I'd rather have the person have their license suspended for a year (First conviction) and work in a prison chain gang.
tl;dr alternate forms of punishment rather than locking DUI people up
The Klan and colonialism
I was reading about the KKK earlier and their website says, basically, that they aren't racist in the sense of hating nonwhites, but their main issue is that they want all races to be separate. They think ni**ers should have always stayed in Africa, mexicans in mexico, etc.
So, by their logic, shouldn't they be apologetic to Native Americans?
So, by their logic, shouldn't they be apologetic to Native Americans?
What weird quirks do you have?
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
Diagnose my rage please
So, I can't stand my housemates. I mean, to the point where I fantasize about killing them. I barely even know them, and I hardly interact with them, but I just can't f**king stand their existence - especially the two girls I live with. They are all loud as f**k with their high-pitched voices. It just makes me want to chop them up it's so f**king annoying. At this point, even the sound of their footsteps in the hallway makes me well up with rage. And I find myself wishing that they would just disappear.
What kind of disorder do I have?
What kind of disorder do I have?
Advice on learning how to play musical instruments
So, anons, I've finally moved to a peaceful place. Free of distractions. Now, I wish to learn to play the piano, the most manly instrument in the world.
Question is: Where should I start?
I noticed a lot of anons are piano players. Care to give advice to an aspiring player? Such as, what are some basic chords I should learn and some basic music theory? Links are the sh*t, man.
Pic related. It's the instrument in its natural habitat
Question is: Where should I start?
I noticed a lot of anons are piano players. Care to give advice to an aspiring player? Such as, what are some basic chords I should learn and some basic music theory? Links are the sh*t, man.
Pic related. It's the instrument in its natural habitat
More stupid names for kids
today we had two ten-ish girls come into our office for exams. their parents filled out the paperwork and handed it to me. to my horror, i saw that one of the girls was named jetceah.
i swear to god. her parents gave her the most godawful name in existence, beating even la-a (pronounced la dash a). jesus christ, what sane person (they were white trashy) gived their daughter a name like that if they don't want her to me abused and traumatised for her entire life? give me some names, anonymous and feed my anger
i swear to god. her parents gave her the most godawful name in existence, beating even la-a (pronounced la dash a). jesus christ, what sane person (they were white trashy) gived their daughter a name like that if they don't want her to me abused and traumatised for her entire life? give me some names, anonymous and feed my anger
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