this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
You seem like a nice girl. I like you.
Somebody likes attention.
cool trolling troll
give me your address to verify your claims
i usually wore condoms. but some guys (who were AMAZING in bad) didnt need to. i mean...we usually did any way...but sometimes we went bareback and OMG i loved it
never had any STD's or STI's.
29 guys isn't an extraordinary number.
I know at least 3 guys who have slept with more than double that.
Some people will still take the bait.
29 guys isn't an extraordinary number.
I know at least 3 guys who have slept with more than double that.
most of those men were sexed in a 1 year period. i have a very permiscuous phase.
in the past year ive had sex with 5 different guys -- but only one of them in the last 6 months (ive been calming down quite a bit. plus im in my home town now so i know nearly everyone here and thats just gross).
cool trolling troll
give me your address to verify your claims
I'm in the UK.
Wow. OP is CRAZY bitter.
You can suck me off anytime, trollbait.
It's understandable to have a fixation with oral sex if you were abused by your uncle every night from age four to fifteen.
I'm friends with a prostitute and she estimates she has had around 1300 different men.
F**k off OP.
most of those men were sexed in a 1 year period. i have a very permiscuous phase.
in the past year ive had sex with 5 different guys -- but only one of them in the last 6 months (ive been calming down quite a bit. plus im in my home town now so i know nearly everyone here and thats just gross).
I'm in the UK.
damn! i'm too far away from you :(
It's understandable to have a fixation with oral sex if you were abused by your uncle every night from age four to fifteen.
or i just enjoy putting things in my mouth and making a man moan and squirm uncontrollably
OMG its amazing giving a man good head
Want to meet up OP? One guy won't make a difference, so you might as well f**k me
tell me what a slut i am anonymous
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
>29 guys.
>period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy.
Sluts can't math. 52 weeks in a year, 29 guys, different guy every weekend.
I DON'T THINK SO.
post pic with mouth open and timestamp NAO
Picture, please, OP.
Naked is a bonus, but not a requirement.
Typical woman.
That's nice. Why are you telling us this again?
I think sluts are pretty hot. I guess I wouldn't ever want to get into a relationship with one, but whatever. I'm a loser virgin either way.
do work, son
ahem... what do you want from me again?
When will women realize that it's pointless to brag about how much sex they've had?
Get real: It's not a challenge.
GUYS DON'T SAY NO.
I for one would like to meet you.
tell me what a slut i am anonymous
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
OP, I find this extremely attractive and would do a great many things to you. As far as I'm concerned, if you enjoy getting f**ked like that, more power to you. There will always be guys who appreciate that sort of thing, even the niave virgins on anonymous. On the other hand, be aware that most of the time, guys who want to settle down in a serious relationship won't be looking fr someone like you.
That being said, if you're happy with your lifestyle, enjoy yourself while you can!
When will women realize that it's pointless to brag about how much sex they've had?
Get real: It's not a challenge.
GUYS DON'T SAY NO.
I often do.
Say no. That is.
I often do.
Say no. That is.
Irrelevant.
If you say no, the guy right next to you is gonna say yes.
I often do.
Say no. That is.
seconded, it's the reason I'm still a virgin, but I'm waiting for someone I'm actually into. Not some random bitch looking for a quick lay
When will women realize that it's pointless to brag about how much sex they've had?
Get real: It's not a challenge.
GUYS DON'T SAY NO.
Before my I hooked up with my girl she bragged to me about how much she got laid.
It turned me off and it still upsets me a little, but she really is amazing, and I'm in no position to say what she does on her own time is wrong.
There is nothing remotely impressive about getting laid as a woman, considering how hilariously easy it is and all
There is a reason why males who get laid a lot get respect and women don't.
hey im from the UK
wanna fuuck?
Ive been with over 30 girls, so hey i got experience
seconded, it's the reason I'm still a virgin, but I'm waiting for someone I'm actually into. Not some random bitch looking for a quick lay
>another nerd who will never get laid until he learns to relax his impossible standards
Enjoy your bags of sand
seconded, it's the reason I'm still a virgin, but I'm waiting for someone I'm actually into. Not some random bitch looking for a quick lay
Bullsh*t. You'll pounce on the first pu**y to give you mild attention.
Before my I hooked up with my girl she bragged to me about how much she got laid.
It turned me off and it still upsets me a little, but she really is amazing, and I'm in no position to say what she does on her own time is wrong.
Why would you date her, why would you settle. Why do you have a lack of self respect.
hey im from the UK
wanna fuuck?
Ive been with over 30 girls, so hey i got experience
If this were true, you wouldn't be desperately propositioning an anonymous poster on anonymous who is likely a male troll anyway.
Why would you date her, why would you settle. Why do you have a lack of self respect.
Because I'm not settling? She treats me better than any other girl I've ever been with has. She's very compassionate, and despite her promiscuous nature, I know is 100% trustworthy. She's beautiful, smart, fun, a lot cooler than me, etc.
I could go on for a while.
Bullsh*t. You'll pounce on the first pu**y to give you mild attention.
Agreed. In my experience, almost all "celibate" men are simply men who haven't gotten any offers.
Because I'm not settling? She treats me better than any other girl I've ever been with has. She's very compassionate, and despite her promiscuous nature, I know is 100% trustworthy. She's beautiful, smart, fun, a lot cooler than me, etc.
I could go on for a while.
I used to be in your situation. Great girl, just promiscuous. Dumped her, f**ked a handful of chicks till I found one that was also great, and not a slut. Don`t pu**y out.
Dear OP,
You and I are going to meet. And then you're going to suck me off because I need a bj from someone who isn't my girlfriend.
Thanks, and see you soon.
I used to be in your situation. Great girl, just promiscuous. Dumped her, f**ked a handful of chicks till I found one that was also great, and not a slut. Don`t pu**y out.
I just don't see it as a reason to dump a girl that you really like. And I know she thinks she likes me a lot more than I like her. We initially just wanted to hook up as f**k buddies, but she fell for me right after the first time.
I know she isn't fooling around with my emotions, and I can trust her, so why not
Bullsh*t. You'll pounce on the first pu**y to give you mild attention.
I have morals
Because I'm not settling? She treats me better than any other girl I've ever been with has. She's very compassionate, and despite her promiscuous nature, I know is 100% trustworthy. She's beautiful, smart, fun, a lot cooler than me, etc.
I could go on for a while.
>I'm not settling
>She's been used hundreds of times
i have had sex with more girls than you have guys
and put my dick in more guys than you have had sex with
enjoy
i also like to lead girls on and not f**k them because no one does it to them i'm a dick lol
I am a dog
Please, prove me wrong
tell me what a slut i am anonymous
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
Answer me this:
Seriously, why do you care?
You won't change your 'behaviour' because we say so.
Also, there's not a golden rule or whatever to judge the slutiness of a person. Go f**k/head whoever you want if that pleases you.
How often do you get tested OP?
How many std's have you had?
Are you in fact more infested than an agar plate?
How often do you get tested OP?
How many std's have you had?
Are you in fact more infested than an agar plate?
>Are you in fact more infested than an agar plate?
>infested
>Have the Zerg mutated your body?
>29 guys.
>period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy.
Sluts can't math. 52 weeks in a year, 29 guys, different guy every weekend.
I DON'T THINK SO.
maybe you didnt read the part where i said i had multiple f**kbuddies who'd id hook up with regularly...?
lol you cant read
I for one would like to meet you.
id like to meet you too :)
OP, I find this extremely attractive and would do a great many things to you. As far as I'm concerned, if you enjoy getting f**ked like that, more power to you. There will always be guys who appreciate that sort of thing, even the niave virgins on anonymous. On the other hand, be aware that most of the time, guys who want to settle down in a serious relationship won't be looking fr someone like you.
That being said, if you're happy with your lifestyle, enjoy yourself while you can!
hey thanks for being mature about this :)
And dont worry, i am fully aware of what i am doing, what i want, and how i must get it. Like i said, i have had sex with ONE guy in the last 6 months (which is pretty impressive considering my trackrecord) and i have no intention of sleeping with anyone else but him
seconded, it's the reason I'm still a virgin, but I'm waiting for someone I'm actually into. Not some random bitch looking for a quick lay
>Not some random bitch looking for a quick lay
I lol'ed heartily
There is nothing remotely impressive about getting laid as a woman, considering how hilariously easy it is and all
There is a reason why males who get laid a lot get respect and women don't.
oh yes, it IS hilariously easy for a woman to get laid
its not so easy to pick out a guy and make sure he comes home with you. like i said, i pick my men.
Dear OP,
You and I are going to meet. And then you're going to suck me off because I need a bj from someone who isn't my girlfriend.
Thanks, and see you soon.
sounds like a plan
can your girlfriend come too, though? id like to tie her up and sit on her face while i suck you off
I just don't see it as a reason to dump a girl that you really like. And I know she thinks she likes me a lot more than I like her. We initially just wanted to hook up as f**k buddies, but she fell for me right after the first time.
I know she isn't fooling around with my emotions, and I can trust her, so why not
omg do i feel this
but he ended up toying with me so after a year of hating him we decided to just f**k with no strings attached. OMG he's the BEST lay i've ever had. Since then he's asked me out and ive turned him down. boy didnt realize how much he was missing out on until i didnt want him as a boyfriend any more.
>I'm not settling
>She's been used hundreds of times
>assuming that a girl who enjoys sex must be being used
How often do you get tested OP?
How many std's have you had?
Are you in fact more infested than an agar plate?
i used to get tested very regularly
i have never had any std's or stis (see this posti usually wore condoms. but some guys (who were AMAZING in bad) didnt need to. i mean...we usually did any way...but sometimes we went bareback and OMG i loved it)
never had any STD's or STI's.
I was tested since my last boyfriend, and hadn't had sex at all until my current one.
maybe you didnt read the part where i said i had multiple f**kbuddies who'd id hook up with regularly...?
lol you cant read
id like to meet you too :)
hey thanks for being mature about this :)
And dont worry, i am fully aware of what i am doing, what i want, and how i must get it. Like i said, i have had sex with ONE guy in the last 6 months (which is pretty impressive considering my trackrecord) and i have no intention of sleeping with anyone else but him
>Not some random bitch looking for a quick lay
I lol'ed heartily
oh yes, it IS hilariously easy for a woman to get laid
its not so easy to pick out a guy and make sure he comes home with you. like i said, i pick my men.
sounds like a plan
can your girlfriend come too, though? id like to tie her up and sit on her face while i suck you off
omg do i feel this
but he ended up toying with me so after a year of hating him we decided to just f**k with no strings attached. OMG he's the BEST lay i've ever had. Since then he's asked me out and ive turned him down. boy didnt realize how much he was missing out on until i didnt want him as a boyfriend any more.
>assuming that a girl who enjoys sex must be being used
i used to get tested very regularly
i have never had any std's or stis (see this post )
I was tested since my last boyfriend, and hadn't had sex at all until my current one.
What about HPV? Have you had that?
It can be asymptomatic.
What about HPV? Have you had that?
It can be asymptomatic.
When i get tested i get tested for everything (including HIV. yes i used to have blood work done 3-or-so times a year). Ive never had anything more than a yeast infection. And ive only had one of those during my promiscuous phase.
Do you use condoms? Please use condoms :<
Otherwise, have fun, though it's not a very good idea to get that kind of reputation if you plan on having a long term relationship at any point.
Do you use condoms? Please use condoms :<
Otherwise, have fun, though it's not a very good idea to get that kind of reputation if you plan on having a long term relationship at any point.
I tend to use condoms, yes. There were a few f**k buddies who i only sometimes used condoms with (which i know defeats the purpose...but sometimes...in the heat of the moment...and when i'm pretty sure they dont have any other f**k buddies except for me...lol)
Do you swallow?
When i get tested i get tested for everything (including HIV. yes i used to have blood work done 3-or-so times a year). Ive never had anything more than a yeast infection. And ive only had one of those during my promiscuous phase.
Hay soos Christo, hPv you idiot.
OP has HPV and doesnt even know what it is. Also, you will never truly be loved by anyone that knows the truth about your past. Lust [does not equal sign] love
OP has HPV and doesnt even know what it is. Also, you will never truly be loved by anyone that knows the truth about your past. Lust [does not equal sign] love
Something like 25% of the population has some form of HPV. I'm guessing OP probably has every strain in the book, especially if she's having unprotected sex with multiple partners, even if they were "trusted."
>Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life.
>29 partners
I'm a socially awkward fa**ot and I've slept with other twice that. try again
>Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life.
>29 partners
I'm a socially awkward fa**ot and I've slept with other twice that. try again
Men don't count.
Do you swallow?
hell yes i swallow
whats the point of spitting it back out once its in your mouth?
I mean...i guess if he was into watching his c*m run down my face then i could do that. but no one has asked me to do that, i just swallow it all :)
Something like 25% of the population has some form of HPV. I'm guessing OP probably has every strain in the book, especially if she's having unprotected sex with multiple partners, even if they were "trusted."
Only 25%? Doho. Try 80% of sexually active males.
Hay soos Christo, hPv you idiot.
OP has HPV and doesnt even know what it is. Also, you will never truly be loved by anyone that knows the truth about your past. Lust [does not equal sign] love
lol
i love how you're SO SURE :) its cute
that being said, if i did have cancer from one of these suckers then i would know about it because i get tested and get regular pap smears where they take cultures and test them for these things.
nice try though :)
lol
i love how you're SO SURE :) its cute
that being said, if i did have cancer from one of these suckers then i would know about it because i get tested and get regular pap smears where they take cultures and test them for these things.
nice try though :)
Hey, female here.
Can't get tested for HPV unless it's currently having an outbreak. And that can take years. I know from experience.
lol
i love how you're SO SURE :) its cute
that being said, if i did have cancer from one of these suckers then i would know about it because i get tested and get regular pap smears where they take cultures and test them for these things.
nice try though :)
Jesus, you are retarded. I'm done here.
Hey, female here.
Can't get tested for HPV unless it's currently having an outbreak. And that can take years. I know from experience.
well i dont have an outbreak so im not worried.
Out of curiosity, how attractive are you, OP?
Can you post a non-identifiable body shot?
well i dont have an outbreak so im not worried.
>text 4 teh anon
Eh, people? Pretty much anybody who has ever had unprotected sex has HPV. It's not a big deal.
modern world:
>I LOW GETTING USED AND RAW F**KED BECAUSE I'M A FREE WOMAN AND I LOVE TO GET HUMILIATED AND F**KED HARD
>not because i have any problems that need to be taken care of at all....
modern world:
>I LOW GETTING USED AND RAW F**KED BECAUSE I'M A FREE WOMAN AND I LOVE TO GET HUMILIATED AND F**KED HARD
>not because i have any problems that need to be taken care of at all....
>I enjoy sex, and am therefor suffering from mental sickness
Haha, oh man, you virgins crack me up sometimes.
Keep it up OP.
The fact is that this is actually believeable. Just about the right amount for the shame to set in.
OP, I just went over the list on my hard drive and I'm at 34, and seeing a girl who has promised to sleep with me tomorrow, so that makes 35. I've had threesomes, f**ked two sisters at the same time (well obv not physically I don't have two dicks), cheated, had multiple f**kbuddies at the same time and all sorts of other things.
I'm 22 also, and a guy, and I've browsed web since I was like 18. You aren't special. Most girls like to get f**ked raw.
What you're doing is growing up, well maybe. What you had is issues. Not because you liked to get f**ked, but because you likely had no direction nor real involvement. I assume a guy abused you when you were younger, and you learnt that that was how people interacted at a base level. I've f**ked a few people like you. You try really hard but you just don't have any life in you.
Although the truth is that I would have serious qualms about ever having a relationship with a girl who had slept with more than about eight or nine people at my age.
well i dont have an outbreak so im not worried.
Are you dumb? Most hpv in women is on their cervix, so you wouldn't know either way until it showed up on a pap smear.
Where are you from, OP? You sound familiar.
Slut.
lol
i love how you're SO SURE :) its cute
that being said, if i did have cancer from one of these suckers then i would know about it because i get tested and get regular pap smears where they take cultures and test them for these things.
nice try though :)
I've had sex with one guy in my life. We were both virgins and I was on birth control, so we didn't use protection. He cheated on me once with a random chick who had had upwards of 30 partners. We had sex only once after he cheated, because immediately after we finished, he told me he had cheated and that the girl said she had HPV but was "cured," which I know is not possible. Within a month, I noticed some bumps, freaked the f**k out and went to the doctor. I tested positive. I told my bf and we haven't seen each other since. He still, to this day, has no symptoms. That sh*t is super contagious, sticks with you for life and most guys never show any symptoms. If you're not showing any symptoms, chances are you are still spreading it. Enjoy ruining lives, OP, by having unprotected sex with your f**k buddies.
Don't care.
lackofcare
Out of curiosity, how attractive are you, OP?
Can you post a non-identifiable body shot?
reasonably attractive. I'm not the hottest girl at the party but I have a cute face and a chubby body.
pic related. i took it when i was pretty active sexually. its an actual picture, i just went over it with MS pain to outline me better. you couldnt really see me very well otherwise. I did a poor job in outlining my tits. the bottom of my right tit was draw a bit smaller than it actually is. i had lovely DD tits at the time.
>I enjoy sex, and am therefor suffering from mental sickness
Haha, oh man, you virgins crack me up sometimes.
Keep it up OP.
...or i simply enjoy sex?
The fact is that this is actually believeable. Just about the right amount for the shame to set in.
OP, I just went over the list on my hard drive and I'm at 34, and seeing a girl who has promised to sleep with me tomorrow, so that makes 35. I've had threesomes, f**ked two sisters at the same time (well obv not physically I don't have two dicks), cheated, had multiple f**kbuddies at the same time and all sorts of other things.
I'm 22 also, and a guy, and I've browsed web since I was like 18. You aren't special. Most girls like to get f**ked raw.
What you're doing is growing up, well maybe. What you had is issues. Not because you liked to get f**ked, but because you likely had no direction nor real involvement. I assume a guy abused you when you were younger, and you learnt that that was how people interacted at a base level. I've f**ked a few people like you. You try really hard but you just don't have any life in you.
Although the truth is that I would have serious qualms about ever having a relationship with a girl who had slept with more than about eight or nine people at my age.
lol i hope you feel better af you've steriotyped me and assumed a bunch of things about my life that you have no reason to think were true. and i like how you've admited to being worse than me, and said you still wouldnt get together with a girl who is no where near that amount.
I have never cheated on anyone. I have (generally) not lead other guys on only to shun them. I have pitty f**ked a few times before but theyre in the 'one night stand' category.
I do enjoy sex. And i do things that I enjoy.
No I was never abused as a child, I always had reasonable drive, and at the time i was doing VERY well in my life all alone (which was a massive amount of work. none of this 'mommy cooks me dinner every weekend' or 'im living off of student loans' crap. Naw dog, I was working 80 hour weeks) and i damn well LOVED to get f**ked raw whenever I had time. I usually ended up dragging myself into work sunday mornings on no sleep whatsoever but it was always worth it. the thought of last night and the next weekend were really great motivation to keep going and working damn hard throught the week. Plus..i enjoyed my work. always. and i tended to work with some very attractive people (rarely sleeping with them unless i was about to change jobs very soon. you simply dont sh*t where you work. its just not done)
meh
Where are you from, OP? You sound familiar.
Slut.
essex (inb4 essex stereotypes. im not an essex girl. its simply where i left my mark). Plus theres a LOT of fine c**k in essex. I love how UK boys have the 3-to-1 rule. They've gotta make a girl c*m at least 3 times before they get to c*m once.
amerif**s just dont get this. its pathetic. you all think you're fantastic in bed but in reality you dont even come CLOSE to matching the lads in the UK.
I've probably had far more sex than you OP, only with less partners, and they loved me.
So sad, too bad.
reasonably attractive. I'm not the hottest girl at the party but I have a cute face and a chubby body.
pic related. i took it when i was pretty active sexually. its an actual picture, i just went over it with MS pain to outline me better. you couldnt really see me very well otherwise. I did a poor job in outlining my tits. the bottom of my right tit was draw a bit smaller than it actually is. i had lovely DD tits at the time.
...or i simply enjoy sex?
lol i hope you feel better af you've steriotyped me and assumed a bunch of things about my life that you have no reason to think were true. and i like how you've admited to being worse than me, and said you still wouldnt get together with a girl who is no where near that amount.
I have never cheated on anyone. I have (generally) not lead other guys on only to shun them. I have pitty f**ked a few times before but theyre in the 'one night stand' category.
I do enjoy sex. And i do things that I enjoy.
No I was never abused as a child, I always had reasonable drive, and at the time i was doing VERY well in my life all alone (which was a massive amount of work. none of this 'mommy cooks me dinner every weekend' or 'im living off of student loans' crap. Naw dog, I was working 80 hour weeks) and i damn well LOVED to get f**ked raw whenever I had time. I usually ended up dragging myself into work sunday mornings on no sleep whatsoever but it was always worth it. the thought of last night and the next weekend were really great motivation to keep going and working damn hard throught the week. Plus..i enjoyed my work. always. and i tended to work with some very attractive people (rarely sleeping with them unless i was about to change jobs very soon. you simply dont sh*t where you work. its just not done)
meh
You didn't actually post a photo.
The fact is that I'm not a hypocrit because having slept with these 35 people isn't a bad mark upon my personality or my quality as a man. The bad bits like cheating do - I won't excuse them, but they're in my past. As for you, it is. Of course I stereotyped you, you fitted mostly into a slot that I had met before many a time. Are you SURE you weren't abused? I don't mean even that badly, just like touched by grandad a bit? Also - are you sure it is the enjoyment of sex you are happy about or the desire to be treated like a slut and please someone - I quote "tell me what a slut i am anonymous".
essex (inb4 essex stereotypes. im not an essex girl. its simply where i left my mark). Plus theres a LOT of fine c**k in essex. I love how UK boys have the 3-to-1 rule. They've gotta make a girl c*m at least 3 times before they get to c*m once.
amerif**s just dont get this. its pathetic. you all think you're fantastic in bed but in reality you dont even come CLOSE to matching the lads in the UK.
Woah, a slutty British chick. Who'd've thought.
essex (inb4 essex stereotypes. im not an essex girl. its simply where i left my mark). Plus theres a LOT of fine c**k in essex. I love how UK boys have the 3-to-1 rule. They've gotta make a girl c*m at least 3 times before they get to c*m once.
amerif**s just dont get this. its pathetic. you all think you're fantastic in bed but in reality you dont even come CLOSE to matching the lads in the UK.
>3-1 rule
I support this being taught in american schools.
essex (inb4 essex stereotypes. im not an essex girl. its simply where i left my mark). Plus theres a LOT of fine c**k in essex. I love how UK boys have the 3-to-1 rule. They've gotta make a girl c*m at least 3 times before they get to c*m once.
amerif**s just dont get this. its pathetic. you all think you're fantastic in bed but in reality you dont even come CLOSE to matching the lads in the UK.
Why must sex all be about your pleasure? (34 guy here, coincidentally also a brit - are we all slags or something?)
So you enjoy sex. No harm, no foul. You're like every other woman I've met, except you've done it more.
You didn't actually post a photo.
The fact is that I'm not a hypocrit because having slept with these 35 people isn't a bad mark upon my personality or my quality as a man. The bad bits like cheating do - I won't excuse them, but they're in my past. As for you, it is. Of course I stereotyped you, you fitted mostly into a slot that I had met before many a time. Are you SURE you weren't abused? I don't mean even that badly, just like touched by grandad a bit? Also - are you sure it is the enjoyment of sex you are happy about or the desire to be treated like a slut and please someone - I quote "tell me what a slut i am anonymous".
>I cheated and have 35+ sex partners
>trying to justify it
>YOURE ALL BITCHES AND WH**RES
hypocrite much
Why must sex all be about your pleasure? (34 guy here, coincidentally also a brit - are we all slags or something?)
That is how the rest of the world sees you. And statistics agree with us. So yeah.
You didn't actually post a photo.
The fact is that I'm not a hypocrit because having slept with these 35 people isn't a bad mark upon my personality or my quality as a man. The bad bits like cheating do - I won't excuse them, but they're in my past. As for you, it is. Of course I stereotyped you, you fitted mostly into a slot that I had met before many a time. Are you SURE you weren't abused? I don't mean even that badly, just like touched by grandad a bit? Also - are you sure it is the enjoyment of sex you are happy about or the desire to be treated like a slut and please someone - I quote "tell me what a slut i am anonymous".
whatever man
nothing i say is going to change your mind. if you want to think im a lost little abused child then by all means. no one is stopping you
Woah, a slutty British chick. Who'd've thought.
im not british
i just lived there
>3-1 rule
I support this being taught in american schools.
ikr
this bullsh*t that guys say is...its all horsesh*t
you know what guys tell each other in america/canada? "dont be a minute man"
Thats f**king stupid.
if youre SH*T in bed, then you better be a f**king minute man and get out the door. I dont want someone who's crap in bed trying to go for hours. Ive only had to do this once, but i HAVE sent someone on their way in the middle of sex because it was so terrible.
The point here is to make the girl c*m, not 'last hours'.
*facepalm*
guys are so stupid
SOOOO stupid.
reasonably attractive. I'm not the hottest girl at the party but I have a cute face and a chubby body.
pic related. i took it when i was pretty active sexually. its an actual picture, i just went over it with MS pain to outline me better. you couldnt really see me very well otherwise. I did a poor job in outlining my tits. the bottom of my right tit was draw a bit smaller than it actually is. i had lovely DD tits at the time.
...or i simply enjoy sex?
lol i hope you feel better af you've steriotyped me and assumed a bunch of things about my life that you have no reason to think were true. and i like how you've admited to being worse than me, and said you still wouldnt get together with a girl who is no where near that amount.
I have never cheated on anyone. I have (generally) not lead other guys on only to shun them. I have pitty f**ked a few times before but theyre in the 'one night stand' category.
I do enjoy sex. And i do things that I enjoy.
No I was never abused as a child, I always had reasonable drive, and at the time i was doing VERY well in my life all alone (which was a massive amount of work. none of this 'mommy cooks me dinner every weekend' or 'im living off of student loans' crap. Naw dog, I was working 80 hour weeks) and i damn well LOVED to get f**ked raw whenever I had time. I usually ended up dragging myself into work sunday mornings on no sleep whatsoever but it was always worth it. the thought of last night and the next weekend were really great motivation to keep going and working damn hard throught the week. Plus..i enjoyed my work. always. and i tended to work with some very attractive people (rarely sleeping with them unless i was about to change jobs very soon. you simply dont sh*t where you work. its just not done)
meh
there aint no pic there
whatever man
nothing i say is going to change your mind. if you want to think im a lost little abused child then by all means. no one is stopping you
im not british
i just lived there
ikr
this bullsh*t that guys say is...its all horsesh*t
you know what guys tell each other in america/canada? "dont be a minute man"
Thats f**king stupid.
if youre SH*T in bed, then you better be a f**king minute man and get out the door. I dont want someone who's crap in bed trying to go for hours. Ive only had to do this once, but i HAVE sent someone on their way in the middle of sex because it was so terrible.
The point here is to make the girl c*m, not 'last hours'.
*facepalm*
guys are so stupid
SOOOO stupid.
still no pic?
This thread is f**king pathetic.
Look at the beta female looking for more male attention.
HAYYYY anonymous I SUCK C**KS U WANNA CYBR?? LOL :3
You f**king beta males keep buying into his bullsh*t anyway, jesus sh*t OP your retarded and so is anyone who believes this.
That is how the rest of the world sees you. And statistics agree with us. So yeah.
I'm not so sure the american girls I f**ked while on exchange in california had that impression. If anything it was the other way around there, at least in mentality if not in truth. But it is truly ingrained in british culture that americans are slags.
>I cheated and have 35+ sex partners
>trying to justify it
>YOURE ALL BITCHES AND WH**RES
hypocrite much
I don't need to justify anything. Even if I disclosed all of my past, not one little bit of it is really going to drive off any girl who is interested in me. Sure, she might think "What happened?", but she'll just assume that I'm desireable because she desires me so the other girls must have been worthy also blah blah flub wub girl talk. But if a girl tells me that she's slept with 30 people, I'm out.
I was a virgin when I met my boyfriend of three years, and he's the only guy I've ever slept with.
:3
This thread is f**king pathetic.
Look at the beta female looking for more male attention.
HAYYYY anonymous I SUCK C**KS U WANNA CYBR?? LOL :3
You f**king beta males keep buying into his bullsh*t anyway, jesus sh*t OP your retarded and so is anyone who believes this.
cy...cyber?
*blink*
what. the. f**k????
are you 12?
did i try to hook up with ANYONE in here?
what are you on?
I love girls like you. You have made my party years lots of fun. You're the chick I approach after last call at the bar that gets in a cab with me instantly, right?
I have morals
they're loose ones
whatever man
nothing i say is going to change your mind. if you want to think im a lost little abused child then by all means. no one is stopping you
im not british
i just lived there
ikr
this bullsh*t that guys say is...its all horsesh*t
you know what guys tell each other in america/canada? "dont be a minute man"
Thats f**king stupid.
if youre SH*T in bed, then you better be a f**king minute man and get out the door. I dont want someone who's crap in bed trying to go for hours. Ive only had to do this once, but i HAVE sent someone on their way in the middle of sex because it was so terrible.
The point here is to make the girl c*m, not 'last hours'.
*facepalm*
guys are so stupid
SOOOO stupid.
I never called you a little lost abused child. I just believe that most sexual kinks are rooted in the formative years.
I'm not so sure the american girls I f**ked while on exchange in california had that impression. If anything it was the other way around there, at least in mentality if not in truth. But it is truly ingrained in british culture that americans are slags.
I don't need to justify anything. Even if I disclosed all of my past, not one little bit of it is really going to drive off any girl who is interested in me. Sure, she might think "What happened?", but she'll just assume that I'm desireable because she desires me so the other girls must have been worthy also blah blah flub wub girl talk. But if a girl tells me that she's slept with 30 people, I'm out.
Yes well, the only nation with a higher slut rate than Britain would be the U.S., so I suppose that makes sense. The fact that Britain has the highest teen pregnancy rate in Europe and globally is only surpassed by the U.S. says it all.
cy...cyber?
*blink*
what. the. f**k????
are you 12?
did i try to hook up with ANYONE in here?
what are you on?
backpedal harder kid
btw im on the truth
you subconsciously want male attention wherever you go so you create this thread and attempt to wh**re yourself for alpha males.
too bad alpha males don't want a used up maiden such as yourself.
I'm not so sure the american girls I f**ked while on exchange in california had that impression. If anything it was the other way around there, at least in mentality if not in truth. But it is truly ingrained in british culture that americans are slags.
I don't need to justify anything. Even if I disclosed all of my past, not one little bit of it is really going to drive off any girl who is interested in me. Sure, she might think "What happened?", but she'll just assume that I'm desireable because she desires me so the other girls must have been worthy also blah blah flub wub girl talk. But if a girl tells me that she's slept with 30 people, I'm out.
>ingrained ami's are slags
More or less justified, mate.
whatever man
nothing i say is going to change your mind. if you want to think im a lost little abused child then by all means. no one is stopping you
im not british
i just lived there
ikr
this bullsh*t that guys say is...its all horsesh*t
you know what guys tell each other in america/canada? "dont be a minute man"
Thats f**king stupid.
if youre SH*T in bed, then you better be a f**king minute man and get out the door. I dont want someone who's crap in bed trying to go for hours. Ive only had to do this once, but i HAVE sent someone on their way in the middle of sex because it was so terrible.
The point here is to make the girl c*m, not 'last hours'.
*facepalm*
guys are so stupid
SOOOO stupid.
>The point here is to make the girl c*m
I think you're confused.
I love girls like you. You have made my party years lots of fun. You're the chick I approach after last call at the bar that gets in a cab with me instantly, right?
no
im the girl that approaches you and whispers "youve got 2 seconds to decide: buy me a drink and take me home, or your friend is f**king me in the ass tonight"
backpedal harder kid
btw im on the truth
you subconsciously want male attention wherever you go so you create this thread and attempt to wh**re yourself for alpha males.
too bad alpha males don't want a used up maiden such as yourself.
She's on web, so she's either looking for attention from betas or to challenge alphas. But, really, how many alphas are on here?
essex (inb4 essex stereotypes. im not an essex girl. its simply where i left my mark). Plus theres a LOT of fine c**k in essex. I love how UK boys have the 3-to-1 rule. They've gotta make a girl c*m at least 3 times before they get to c*m once.
amerif**s just dont get this. its pathetic. you all think you're fantastic in bed but in reality you dont even come CLOSE to matching the lads in the UK.
This is utterly ridiculous. Come to Cali, where human specimens are healthy; g't y'rself some 8 hour sessions, all day f**ks 'nd wotnot
backpedal harder kid
btw im on the truth
you subconsciously want male attention wherever you go so you create this thread and attempt to wh**re yourself for alpha males.
too bad alpha males don't want a used up maiden such as yourself.
alphamales...?
on web?
lol you're funny.
no
im the girl that approaches you and whispers "youve got 2 seconds to decide: buy me a drink and take me home, or your friend is f**king me in the ass tonight"
Buying drinks for girls is a f**king retarded culture.
She's on web, so she's either looking for attention from betas or to challenge alphas. But, really, how many alphas are on here?
Alphas are everywhere.
Even in this thread.
Alphas are everywhere.
Even in this thread.
Like God?
Hmm, whatever gets your wiener going I guess, OP?
Alphas are everywhere.
Even in this thread.
Alpha male is not a thing that exists. It's a fiction thing.
no
im the girl that approaches you and whispers "youve got 2 seconds to decide: buy me a drink and take me home, or your friend is f**king me in the ass tonight"
so sex is a power trip for you?
your not too good at this trolling thing you know?
I'm not so sure the american girls I f**ked while on exchange in california had that impression. If anything it was the other way around there, at least in mentality if not in truth. But it is truly ingrained in british culture that americans are slags.
I don't need to justify anything. Even if I disclosed all of my past, not one little bit of it is really going to drive off any girl who is interested in me. Sure, she might think "What happened?", but she'll just assume that I'm desireable because she desires me so the other girls must have been worthy also blah blah flub wub girl talk. But if a girl tells me that she's slept with 30 people, I'm out.
>me me me me me
you sound like a whiny little kid
How does this image make you feel?
no
im the girl that approaches you and whispers "youve got 2 seconds to decide: buy me a drink and take me home, or your friend is f**king me in the ass tonight"
Then I say, "JOKES ON YOU BITCH, I HAVE NO FRIENDS! AHAHAHAHHA."
Buying drinks for girls is a f**king retarded culture.
maybe, but a guy who says 'yes' also knows that him buying me another drink means he gets to do more dirty stuff to me and i'll comply easier.
drunk girls LOVE to have dirty stuff done to them.
How does this image make you feel?
makes me wanna undo the buttons and give you head
maybe, but a guy who says 'yes' also knows that him buying me another drink means he gets to do more dirty stuff to me and i'll comply easier.
drunk girls LOVE to have dirty stuff done to them.
I'm gonna go ahead and doubt that crazy in the head chicks like you are worth the money a drink would cost.
How does this image make you feel?
Sweet god your legs are pale
How does this image make you feel?
You into this stuff, Hangman?
Hmm. If only I lived closer.
How does this image make you feel?
Well you made me hard at least.
Brb, fappin'
Alpha male is not a thing that exists. It's a fiction thing.
Just because you've never seen one doesn't mean they don't exist.
Spend less time looking at the ground next time you walk around. The guy walking down the street slowly, unfettered by the maddening pace of the world around him is the alpha. He is master of his own world. You cannot hope to compete, as he is not playing your beta male game. He is on another level. If he decides to pick you up off the street you will be treated to a f**king that you will never forget.
You into this stuff, Hangman?
Hmm. If only I lived closer.
into what stuff? Receiving head?
>Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life.
>29 partners
I'm a socially awkward fa**ot and I've slept with other twice that. try again
Me too, still I stand by OP is that wh**re that you call when every other possible option is exhausted.
Just because you've never seen one doesn't mean they don't exist.
Spend less time looking at the ground next time you walk around. The guy walking down the street slowly, unfettered by the maddening pace of the world around him is the alpha. He is master of his own world. You cannot hope to compete, as he is not playing your beta male game. He is on another level. If he decides to pick you up off the street you will be treated to a f**king that you will never forget.
No, I mean that 'alpha male' does not mean what you think it means. It's a term reserved for the male wolf in a pack that mates. It doesn't have a meaning when you try to use it to refer to humans.
I suck over 9000 billion dicks each day. Please send me your dicks to anahonda@hotmail.com. Hurry, I'm so close to cumming, I just need that edge.
Sweet god your legs are pale
dont even start man, pale legs are hot. and he's got a nice bulge. unless he's stuffed himself with a sock, he's got a very nice sized penis.
dowantdowantdowant
Guys, could you be legitimate friends with a girl like this?
And anonymous girl, are you actually friends with your f**k buddies, or do you keep the relationship strictly sexual?
tell me what a slut i am anonymous
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
hahaha you're pathetic. i've f**ked 26 girls so far in my life. if you're in college it's no problem pretty good looking girls to f**k.
tl;dr you're not really that slutty or cool
No, I mean that 'alpha male' does not mean what you think it means. It's a term reserved for the male wolf in a pack that mates. It doesn't have a meaning when you try to use it to refer to humans.
What are you? Autistic?
Yes it obviously means exactly what it means in a wolf pack. Because obviously it's not just being used as a dominance signifier.
Go read another book and spew it all over the internet again.
What are you? Autistic?
Yes it obviously means exactly what it means in a wolf pack. Because obviously it's not just being used as a dominance signifier.
Go read another book and spew it all over the internet again.
The breeding male doesn't have to be the dominant male. They're not really related. Alpha male has nothing to do with dominance, but okay.
So yeah, doesn't apply to humans, but whatever makes you feel better.
What are you? Autistic?
Yes it obviously means exactly what it means in a wolf pack. Because obviously it's not just being used as a dominance signifier.
Go read another book and spew it all over the internet again.
Wow. Unnecessarily being a dick doesn't make you the alpha, just so you know.
Guys, could you be legitimate friends with a girl like this?
And anonymous girl, are you actually friends with your f**k buddies, or do you keep the relationship strictly sexual?
some of them are friends. we usually start out as friends and decide to f**k but we dont really have the relationship emotion for each other. plus...getting drunk at a club together usually ends in sex. its just the natural order of things.
some f**k buddies used to be boyfriends. to be honest, it was usually a case of them totally breaking my heart and me taking a few months to get over him. but after i DO fully get over him (as in, i wouldnt go out with him even if he asked) we can start f**king again. This is always hot sex because they already know what pleases you and OMG can these guys make me c*m. seriously, ex's make the best f**k buddies.
as i mentioned earlier in another post, some of them end up asking me out again and i turn them down. my philosophy is that if we broke up: it was for a reason and i'm not making the mistake of going out with them again. a relationship based off of sex is much better.
Some f**k buddies were randoms i met and ended up having a great time with. One of them in paticular was a guy who wanted to go out with me, i said no. then i wanted to go out with him. he said no. this went on for about a year. our relationship was based purely off of sex. it was fun though. just the right amount of drama to make me smile for no reason. not enough drama for me to truly care about him.
hope that answers your question.
The breeding male doesn't have to be the dominant male. They're not really related. Alpha male has nothing to do with dominance, but okay.
So yeah, doesn't apply to humans, but whatever makes you feel better.
Once again, your book smarts are blinding you to the truth of the matter. Females have lots of control over who gets them pregnant these days. Why would they want a beta male's seed impregnating them? It's in their best interest to mother the son of an alpha male.
The alpha is the one who attracts by just showing up. Betas make noises and dress flashy to show off and attract mates. The alpha enters a room and panties moisten. He could be wearing a bath robe in the club and still get laid.
This is the true alfalfa male
I just want to thank all the people not taking part in this thread and just following it from the sidelines.
Once again, your book smarts are blinding you to the truth of the matter. Females have lots of control over who gets them pregnant these days. Why would they want a beta male's seed impregnating them? It's in their best interest to mother the son of an alpha male.
The alpha is the one who attracts by just showing up. Betas make noises and dress flashy to show off and attract mates. The alpha enters a room and panties moisten. He could be wearing a bath robe in the club and still get laid.
Dude, stop incorrectly using phrases. You might as well call them tables and chairs, it would be an equally accurate usage of phrases.
Wow. Unnecessarily being a dick doesn't make you the alpha, just so you know.
Neither does trying to call people out and failing.
Who ever said they were an alpha?
Once again, your book smarts are blinding you to the truth of the matter. Females have lots of control over who gets them pregnant these days. Why would they want a beta male's seed impregnating them? It's in their best interest to mother the son of an alpha male.
The alpha is the one who attracts by just showing up. Betas make noises and dress flashy to show off and attract mates. The alpha enters a room and panties moisten. He could be wearing a bath robe in the club and still get laid.
>best interest to mother an alpha male
what?
who...what f**king idiotic twisted world have you constructed in your head???
>best interest to mother an alpha male
what?
who...what f**king idiotic twisted world have you constructed in your head???
one that makes him feel comfortable.
Dude, stop incorrectly using phrases. You might as well call them tables and chairs, it would be an equally accurate usage of phrases.
Language is an ever-changing, morphing entity. You cannot control language, do not attempt to.
Getting impregnated by an alpha male and having a beta male on the sidelines to help raise and care for it is the best of both worlds for the female. Food and clothing can come from anywhere, but DNA must come from a superior source.
Neither does trying to call people out and failing.
Who ever said they were an alpha?
My point is just that there's no need to be a dick, which you were. Or they/he were/was, and f**k anonymity.
Language is an ever-changing, morphing entity. You cannot control language, do not attempt to.
Getting impregnated by an alpha male and having a beta male on the sidelines to help raise and care for it is the best of both worlds for the female. Food and clothing can come from anywhere, but DNA must come from a superior source.
Not only is your grasp of evolution laughable, your attempt to apply it to anthropology is heinous.
Language is an ever-changing, morphing entity. You cannot control language, do not attempt to.
Getting impregnated by an alpha male and having a beta male on the sidelines to help raise and care for it is the best of both worlds for the female. Food and clothing can come from anywhere, but DNA must come from a superior source.
do you walk into walls on purpose?
My point is just that there's no need to be a dick, which you were. Or they/he were/was, and f**k anonymity.
Toes get stepped on. There's very little that can be done about someone being willfully ignorant and attempting to control another's behavior.
It's beta male competition at its saddest.
tell us a story about one of your 3 or more group sexings.
in great detail
Toes get stepped on. There's very little that can be done about someone being willfully ignorant and attempting to control another's behavior.
It's beta male competition at its saddest.
>It's beta male competition at its saddest.
But there's no such thing as a beta male!
Arguing with you is like arguing with a creationist.
>It's beta male competition at its saddest.
But there's no such thing as a beta male!
Arguing with you is like arguing with a creationist.
>>read previous post
>>your reply isn't funny
>>try harder next time
>><3
tell us a story about one of your 3 or more group sexings.
in great detail
never had group sex. its always been with one partner at a time.
but i hope i can warm up my current boyfriend to MMF. i would LOVE to be f**ked by two men at the same time. Not that i havent had my opportunity...but ive never arranged it myself (ive always been invited into one) and that just seems so weird to me...i didnt choose those boys. i dont want to have sex with them. its got to be two guys of my choosing.
OP is your name Dani ?
Where's ~my~ blowjob?
never had group sex. its always been with one partner at a time.
but i hope i can warm up my current boyfriend to MMF. i would LOVE to be f**ked by two men at the same time. Not that i havent had my opportunity...but ive never arranged it myself (ive always been invited into one) and that just seems so weird to me...i didnt choose those boys. i dont want to have sex with them. its got to be two guys of my choosing.
What if there is awkward eye contact between the guys?
What if they accidentally fall on one another and their dicks end up inside each other?
What if there is awkward eye contact between the guys?
What if they accidentally fall on one another and their dicks end up inside each other?
that would be really hot
ive always wanted to give a guy head WITH another guy.that way your tongues could entwine and you could kiss and lick the head together and one sucks the balls while one sucks the shaft...it would be beautiful <3
but i dont think thats a fantasy that i'll ever get to do...
that would be really hot
ive always wanted to give a guy head WITH another guy.that way your tongues could entwine and you could kiss and lick the head together and one sucks the balls while one sucks the shaft...it would be beautiful <3
but i dont think thats a fantasy that i'll ever get to do...
What's your name OP
What's your name OP
why would i want to tell you that?
are you hot?
most sluts ive met are quite hot. and actually some of the friendliest women ive met. id like to be a slut's friend, but itd be weird to hang out then she suddenly decides to f**k some random guy in the bathroom.
why would i want to tell you that?
So we can find it in the obituaries when you die of AIDS.
are you hot?
most sluts ive met are quite hot. and actually some of the friendliest women ive met. id like to be a slut's friend, but itd be weird to hang out then she suddenly decides to f**k some random guy in the bathroom.
ugh
thats SO unhygienic
could NEVER f**k a guy in a bathroom. dont matter how horny i am.
So we can find it in the obituaries when you die of AIDS.
i dont have aids lol you're cute
never had group sex. its always been with one partner at a time.
but i hope i can warm up my current boyfriend to MMF. i would LOVE to be f**ked by two men at the same time. Not that i havent had my opportunity...but ive never arranged it myself (ive always been invited into one) and that just seems so weird to me...i didnt choose those boys. i dont want to have sex with them. its got to be two guys of my choosing.
Start hanging out in towns near bases. Same handful of sluts getting bangbanged by me of my army buddies every weekend...Gets old man.
Start hanging out in towns near bases. Same handful of sluts getting bangbanged by me of my army buddies every weekend...Gets old man.
East coast US?
Start hanging out in towns near bases. Same handful of sluts getting bangbanged by me of my army buddies every weekend...Gets old man.
lol
im nowhere near a base yet i've banged a LOT of army lads when they come home for the weekends.
East coast US?
nah, Canadians f**k WAY better than Americans
ugh
thats SO unhygienic
could NEVER f**k a guy in a bathroom. dont matter how horny i am.
so then, are you hot?
:3c
nah, Canadians f**k WAY better than Americans
no.
really.
they dont.
so then, are you hot?
:3c
i'm reasonably attractive. ive posted a picture in here. you can judge for yourself if im your cup of tea or not.
nah, Canadians f**k WAY better than Americans
Oh man, I need to find this out myself.
brb crossing the border.
i dont have aids lol you're cute
You seem pretty sure of yourself. It'll be sad when the test comes back HIV positive.
You seem pretty sure of yourself. It'll be sad when the test comes back HIV positive.
>the tests
...have already come back negative, my friend.
i'm reasonably attractive. ive posted a picture in here. you can judge for yourself if im your cup of tea or not.
l haven't seen a picture yet.
what was your first sexual experience?
when did you figure out how to masturbate?
i'm reasonably attractive. ive posted a picture in here. you can judge for yourself if im your cup of tea or not.
You know you DIDN'T post that picture, right?
op your name is joanne isnt it
>the tests
...have already come back negative, my friend.
You're not my f**king friend. I wouldn't shake hands with you because I'd probably get herpes or something.
Keep this sh*t up and enjoy the slow chemo death. Think outside of your current idiotic attention whoring situation for one minute and realize.
>I enjoy sex, and am therefor suffering from mental sickness
Haha, oh man, you virgins crack me up sometimes.
Keep it up OP.
>i enjoy eating hamburgers
>therefore i eat it into excess
>hey dude, stop eating so many hamburgers. it's disgusting and pretty damn pathetic too. deal with your problems.
>OH HO HO YOU'RE SUCH A SILLY IDIOT FA**OT. SHE'S FREE AND JUST ENJOYING IT! GO YOU!
Like I said, modern world, oh modern world. I wanna kill you and drink your blood, then burn you body and jump on it at the same time.
You have an abnormally large sexual appetite, there's nothing wrong with that.
By definition I guess that makes you a slut, but logically there's no reason being a slut is a bad thing.
I can't help but think that you're either a troll, or posting this because you want to be verbally degraded in order to get you off.
I prefer to think of the latter, because it's sexier than the former.
what was your first sexual experience?
when did you figure out how to masturbate?
first sexual experience...was probably with a friend of the family. that didnt go down so well. typical children experimenting.
first time i had sex was with my highschool sweetheart. i made him wait 8 months.
and sorry guys, i guess i posted the pic in another thread. this is it. yes its a real picture. i highlighted my body because the image was sh*t and you could barely tell where i was. i drew my right breast much smaller than it actually was...and i couldnt be f**ked to fix it. i have DD breasts in this picture and it was taken during the time i was sucking the most c**k in my life lol
first sexual experience...was probably with a friend of the family. that didnt go down so well. typical children experimenting.
first time i had sex was with my highschool sweetheart. i made him wait 8 months.
and sorry guys, i guess i posted the pic in another thread. this is it. yes its a real picture. i highlighted my body because the image was sh*t and you could barely tell where i was. i drew my right breast much smaller than it actually was...and i couldnt be f**ked to fix it. i have DD breasts in this picture and it was taken during the time i was sucking the most c**k in my life lol
when you write a paragraph it's obvious you're a man
0/10 troll
You're not my f**king friend. I wouldn't shake hands with you because I'd probably get herpes or something.
Keep this sh*t up and enjoy the slow chemo death. Think outside of your current idiotic attention whoring situation for one minute and realize.
>PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME ARE HAVING SEX!
dude, you need to get laid
You have an abnormally large sexual appetite, there's nothing wrong with that.
By definition I guess that makes you a slut, but logically there's no reason being a slut is a bad thing.
I can't help but think that you're either a troll, or posting this because you want to be verbally degraded in order to get you off.
I prefer to think of the latter, because it's sexier than the former.
lol
maybe
i think i'm going to need to watch some good porn where the guy verbally abuses the girl and calls her a dirty slut and makes her do things like suck his c**k and rim his ass and finger her own butt for him and stuff
...yeah...
suck my dick, you dirty f**king wh**re. c*m dumpster c**k sucking slut.
lol
maybe
i think i'm going to need to watch some good porn where the guy verbally abuses the girl and calls her a dirty slut and makes her do things like suck his c**k and rim his ass and finger her own butt for him and stuff
...yeah...
My girlfriend likes it like that every now and then. Pretty enjoyable.
>PEOPLE WHO ARE NOT ME ARE HAVING SEX!
dude, you need to get laid
Dude, you need to keep up the delusion that sex fixes things in your life!
suck my dick, you dirty f**king wh**re. c*m dumpster c**k sucking slut.
*shlicking*
Mmmmm
*shlicking*
Mmmmm
'so you're that same dude who posted a thread a couple weeks ago that was omg imma man and i get off to being degraded but i also like rping as a girl so call me all the nasty things u can think up u silly boys :3 :3 B3
*shlicking*
Mmmmm
oh god she was looking to be abused. what a f**king masochistic perverted piece of sh*t wh**re.
'so you're that same dude who posted a thread a couple weeks ago that was omg imma man and i get off to being degraded but i also like rping as a girl so call me all the nasty things u can think up u silly boys :3 :3 B3
um
no
im actually a woman
however im the same woman who wants to f**k a dog that has been lurking around and talking about that
oh god she was looking to be abused. what a f**king masochistic perverted piece of sh*t wh**re.
let me suck your c**k. please. i promise you'll like it.
With me it's sort of like drilling for oil.
I stuck my penis (no condom) up a womans but so far and it must've hit something which caused the girl to have a little spasm or something because the next thing I new it was gushing out blackish brown poop water.
um
no
im actually a woman
however im the same woman who wants to f**k a dog that has been lurking around and talking about that
let me suck your c**k. please. i promise you'll like it.
you'd like that, wouldnt you slut? f**king beg for it, bitch. get on your knees and beg for c**k like the wh**re you are.
woops, i meant that for the anal sex thread
With me it's sort of like drilling for oil.
I stuck my penis (no condom) up a womans but so far and it must've hit something which caused the girl to have a little spasm or something because the next thing I new it was gushing out blackish brown poop water.
woops, i meant that for the anal sex thread
lmao
thats so funny
please dont delete it <3
you'd like that, wouldnt you slut? f**king beg for it, bitch. get on your knees and beg for c**k like the wh**re you are.
;)
ok im wet
im also doing homework and this is so not helping >.<
so where can I redeem my blowjob?
lmao
thats so funny
please dont delete it <3
;)
ok im wet
im also doing homework and this is so not helping >.<
>ok im wet
post pics, or you're a lying c**t
>ok im wet
post pics, or you're a lying c**t
i draw the line at camwhoring when studying for exams and theres a house full of people who never knock on my door.
but next time. next time you can abuse me all you want ;)
you'd like that, wouldnt you slut? f**king beg for it, bitch. get on your knees and beg for c**k like the wh**re you are.
*gets on knees, puts face to your boots and raises butt in the air*
please let me suck your c**k. you have such a beautiful c**k and i wish to pleasure it. i would rub my tongue all over the head and take your shaft until i gagged.
<3 the OP
<3 the OP
<3 u too anon
<3 u too
<3 u too anon
<3 u too
i dont give a f**k about a lying c**t, tease, AND a wh**re. god damn you are sh*t.
AW MAN OP JUST GURGLE MY STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
YOU DRINK MY MILKSHAKE
YOU DRINK IT ALL UP
ho
Bullsh*t!!!!
After reading this thread I have massive blue balls!
i dont give a f**k about a lying c**t, tease, AND a wh**re. god damn you are sh*t.
pull my hair anon
pull my hair and spit in my face
show me what a low piece of sh*t i am
AW MAN OP JUST GURGLE MY STRAWBERRY MILKSHAKE
YOU DRINK MY MILKSHAKE
YOU DRINK IT ALL UP
ho
idgi
Bullsh*t!!!!
After reading this thread I have massive blue balls!
i know. me too. i'll never finish my accounting chapter at this rate.
>tell me what a slut i am
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>ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life.
29?
ROFL
That's not slutty at all
pull my hair anon
pull my hair and spit in my face
show me what a low piece of sh*t i am
idgi
i know. me too. i'll never finish my accounting chapter at this rate.
Say something that will make me want to fap, so I can eliminate the blue balls problem.
pull my hair anon
pull my hair and spit in my face
show me what a low piece of sh*t i am
idgi
i know. me too. i'll never finish my accounting chapter at this rate.
dont f**king tell me what to do, dumbass c**t. besides, if i could, i would have been pulling your hair and throwing you around the f**king room from the moment i met you for being such filthy trash. dont even bother studying for that accounting sh*t, you're just a f**k hole, and you know it. whatever job you end up in, you'll still be a f**k hole. for everyone and anyone in the office. they'll pass you around like cake and you'll gladly take it because you love it.
slut.
dont f**king tell me what to do, dumbass c**t. besides, if i could, i would have been pulling your hair and throwing you around the f**king room from the moment i met you for being such filthy trash. dont even bother studying for that accounting sh*t, you're just a f**k hole, and you know it. whatever job you end up in, you'll still be a f**k hole. for everyone and anyone in the office. they'll pass you around like cake and you'll gladly take it because you love it.
slut.
hehe a dirty little office minx
i can do that ;)
Say something that will make me want to fap, so I can eliminate the blue balls problem.
id help you with your blueballs if i were there. id lay you down and make sure you're comfortable. id gently lay my naked body on top of you and kiss your neck and your shoulders and your chest...all down your bunny trail to your c**k. id sit between your legs and kiss your c**k as i massaged my fingers up the inside of your legs to your ball sack. then id take your head into my mouth and gently suck while flicking my tongue at your hole and id try to suck out and lick all the precum.
i LOVE precum. it tastes soooo good. give me your precum so i can taste you.
HEY YOU
Since you're apparently an expert can you give me any blowjob protips?
id help you with your blueballs if i were there. id lay you down and make sure you're comfortable. id gently lay my naked body on top of you and kiss your neck and your shoulders and your chest...all down your bunny trail to your c**k. id sit between your legs and kiss your c**k as i massaged my fingers up the inside of your legs to your ball sack. then id take your head into my mouth and gently suck while flicking my tongue at your hole and id try to suck out and lick all the precum.
i LOVE precum. it tastes soooo good. give me your precum so i can taste you.
Screw it.
I'm gonna get a job, get out of my parents house, and bring a slut home, just so she can do that sh*t.
F**k, in one year and a half or so, I will fulfill this.
HEY YOU
Since you're apparently an expert can you give me any blowjob protips?
I second this, as I have a man to pleasure.
HEY YOU
Since you're apparently an expert can you give me any blowjob protips?
1) you have to enjoy pleasuring a man
2) you have to enjoy the power from sucking a mans c**k and driving him wild
3) everything else comes naturally lol
ok seriously though. use your hands and your mouth at the same time. sure what the girls in the porns do works (sucking c**k and giving handsjob on shaft) but a guy likes it when YOU are into it. when you touch inside his legs and massage his balls and lick his balls and rub that muscle behind his balls and his a**hole. if your man is into it, rim his a**hole - it feels REALLY good for him. and while you're doing this, make sure to jack him off.
kiss his shaft.
when you feel him really about to c*m YOU have the power (unless you're going to let him f**k your face). you can intensely pump up and down on his shaft while sucking until he cums, or you could teas him and STOP sucking on his head/surrounding area. you could instead smile at him and playfully (and gently) run your teeth along his shaft or nibble his sack or whatever. You can make a blowjob last for hours if YOU are into it. its all about enjoying it and getting creative.
Also, the most sensitive part on a guys c**k is his banjo string (if you're sucking off an american/circumcised c**k then its not as sensitive. poor saps have no dick sensitivity. its sad).
the next sensitive part is the underside of the head. make sure when you're giving him a blowjob and (and when you REALLY want to give him pleasure) to rub your lips so that they go over the head, and back off again. you need to rub that underside. also, if you can, try to use your tongue to rub and massage the banjo string at the same time. it takes a bit of practice but when you first hear him say "gahhh ughhh omggg" its f**king amazing.
i swear i just about c*m from all the noises these guys make when getting head.
Screw it.
I'm gonna get a job, get out of my parents house, and bring a slut home, just so she can do that sh*t.
F**k, in one year and a half or so, I will fulfill this.
No you won't, don't kid yourself.
No you won't, don't kid yourself.
F**k you, I will at least try, and then, I will succeed!
I think I can honestly say OP's lifestyle doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. And I'm a guy.
Not to say I'm judging you by any means. I guess, I just look for more in my relationships than a quick f**k.
I think I can honestly say OP's lifestyle doesn't appeal to me in the slightest. And I'm a guy.
Not to say I'm judging you by any means. I guess, I just look for more in my relationships than a quick f**k.
>and im gay
im sorry, how does this make your opinion more valid? to me it makes it less valid
also, this isnt my lifestyle any more. im in a committed loving relationship right now lol
It's all right OP, only 1 life. Everyone overrates sex when it should be something as normal as female menstruation or peeing. Enjoy it as much as you can.
F**k you, I will at least try, and then, I will succeed!
Get yourself another coke, Mountain Dew, or alcoholic beverage, sit back down here, and enjoy some ED, porn, etc.
Look dude, I'm in the same boat you're trying to be. GIVE IN. GIVE UP.
Get yourself another coke, Mountain Dew, or alcoholic beverage, sit back down here, and enjoy some ED, porn, etc.
Look dude, I'm in the same boat you're trying to be. GIVE IN. GIVE UP.
Never. You weak fa**ot.
this thread is about f**k sluts who gargle c*m and want to be abused.
dont turn it into another pathetic ronery thread.
this thread is about f**k sluts who gargle c*m and want to be abused.
dont turn it into another pathetic ronery thread.
what else do we like?
can we have more slut-abuse please
can we have more slut-abuse please
i think she's gone, trying to do her homework or whatever.
this thread was actually my first time verbally abusing a woman. it probably shows, i didnt really know what to do, lol. felt weird since im a peaceful person, but it made me want to f**k the sh*t out of her.
i think she's gone, trying to do her homework or whatever.
this thread was actually my first time verbally abusing a woman. it probably shows, i didnt really know what to do, lol. felt weird since im a peaceful person, but it made me want to f**k the sh*t out of her.
well...im still here...and i want you to f**k the sh*t out of me.
thats right big boy, bend me over my desk and abuse my ass, f**k me raw, dont use lube, treat me like a dirty little wh**re and tell me how i should be thanking you for the privilage.
well...im still here...and i want you to f**k the sh*t out of me.
thats right big boy, bend me over my desk and abuse my ass, f**k me raw, dont use lube, treat me like a dirty little wh**re and tell me how i should be thanking you for the privilage.
not sure if srs.
post pics of your ass spread.
For being such a slut your dirty talk is kinda bland. No hatin', just sayin'
not sure if srs.
post pics of your ass spread.
lol
im not camwhoring until my exams are done (this time next week)
It takes up WAY too much time and effort to manage a camwh**re thread properly and keep the public happy and make sure that nothing distinguishing is published (no backgrounds, no face, no birthmarks etc)
Dont be discouraged, I HAVE camwh**red in web on several occasions in the past few years...so i know from experience that i dont have the time to devote the require attention to make it a good thread.
sorry brohime. but dont worry, i'll be back next week where you can get another chance to persuaid me ;)
well...im still here...and i want you to f**k the sh*t out of me.
thats right big boy, bend me over my desk and abuse my ass, f**k me raw, dont use lube, treat me like a dirty little wh**re and tell me how i should be thanking you for the privilage.
this is so pathetic i'm actually kind of disgusted.
this is so pathetic i'm actually kind of disgusted.
actually kinda, huh
lol
god i wish i could f**k you so hard and throw you around the room like a f**k toy.
well...im still here...and i want you to f**k the sh*t out of me.
thats right big boy, bend me over my desk and abuse my ass, f**k me raw, dont use lube, treat me like a dirty little wh**re and tell me how i should be thanking you for the privilage.
That's how my little wh**re likes it, doesn't she? F**ked up her tight little ass with this throbbing, meaty c**k, stretching your little pink a**hole open until it bleeds, tearing you open from inside and f**king you from behind with one hand wrapped around your slut throat and the other grabbing your hair. i'm going to choke you to death, pull every strand of hair out of your pretty little head while i f**k you, and when i come, i'm going to bury my dick so far deep inside of you that the last thing you'll remember before it all goes dark behind your eyes is the warmth of my c*m flooding and leaking out of your wh**re ass...
god i wish i could f**k you so hard and throw you around the room like a f**k toy.
i would feel honored if you did this. id especially like it if you grabbed my neck and thats how you threw me around. or if youd roughly force your fingers in me and push me from my c**t...force me to move over or climb on a chair or fall on a bed or something. and if you could slap me a few times..that would be really great. i think i deserve to be slapped while you skullf**k me.
That's how my little wh**re likes it, doesn't she? F**ked up her tight little ass with this throbbing, meaty c**k, stretching your little pink a**hole open until it bleeds, tearing you open from inside and f**king you from behind with one hand wrapped around your slut throat and the other grabbing your hair. i'm going to choke you to death, pull every strand of hair out of your pretty little head while i f**k you, and when i come, i'm going to bury my dick so far deep inside of you that the last thing you'll remember before it all goes dark behind your eyes is the warmth of my c*m flooding and leaking out of your wh**re ass...
:O
omg i think i just came
>.<
plz plz plz plz plz do this to me. i want to feel your c**k tearing my tight little a**hole. force yourself into me even when my body tries to deny you. force yourself and force me to like it.
boop doot dee doot
i would feel honored if you did this. id especially like it if you grabbed my neck and thats how you threw me around. or if youd roughly force your fingers in me and push me from my c**t...force me to move over or climb on a chair or fall on a bed or something. and if you could slap me a few times..that would be really great. i think i deserve to be slapped while you skullf**k me.
holy sh*t that's f**king hot. i now have a desire for a masochistic girlfriend.
holy sh*t that's f**king hot. i now have a desire for a masochistic girlfriend.
i wish my boyfriend was less vanilla
:O
omg i think i just came
>.<
plz plz plz plz plz do this to me. i want to feel your c**k tearing my tight little a**hole. force yourself into me even when my body tries to deny you. force yourself and force me to like it.
I don't have to force you to do sh*t, it's in your wh**re nature to love being pummeled by hard, merciless c**k. I want you to push away from me when I slide the head of my dick into your a**hole, I want you to flinch and whine and recoil away, so I can grab you by the back of your head and slam it onto the bed, or the floor, or wherever I decide to f**k you because that's what you're good for: you're a series of warm, wet holes for me to f**k and c*m into until I'm satisfied, and every time you forget it, I'm going to punish you like the bitch you are. I'd bury your face into the pillows until you're begging for breath, writhing against the pressure of my swollen dick head slipping, stretching, plummeting into your little wh**re ass. I want to hear your muffled screams so I can just slam every inch of my dick inside of your so fast and so hard you shirk away and scream away what little breath you have left into the pillow.
I'd keep your head down, I'd f**k every breath out of you, rubbing your clit between my fingers, pinching it enough for you to remember who's pu**y it is every time I thrust into your ass-c**t.
Pass out. Smother. Die. I don't give a f**k. Your job is to bend over and spread your ass open for me so I can f**k it over and over again until I'm ready to pump it full of my c*m, or turn you around and make you beg to suck every warm drop out of my dick or lick it off your wretched face.
boop doot dee doot
That was my first thought. OP is a gay guy who wants to be the little girl.
post pics of your used up pu**y. i wanna see how wet this wh**re's getting.
namef**ged myself cause why not?
Can OP throat a c**k?
I don't have to force you to do sh*t, it's in your wh**re nature to love being pummeled by hard, merciless c**k. I want you to push away from me when I slide the head of my dick into your a**hole, I want you to flinch and whine and recoil away, so I can grab you by the back of your head and slam it onto the bed, or the floor, or wherever I decide to f**k you because that's what you're good for: you're a series of warm, wet holes for me to f**k and c*m into until I'm satisfied, and every time you forget it, I'm going to punish you like the bitch you are. I'd bury your face into the pillows until you're begging for breath, writhing against the pressure of my swollen dick head slipping, stretching, plummeting into your little wh**re ass. I want to hear your muffled screams so I can just slam every inch of my dick inside of your so fast and so hard you shirk away and scream away what little breath you have left into the pillow.
I'd keep your head down, I'd f**k every breath out of you, rubbing your clit between my fingers, pinching it enough for you to remember who's pu**y it is every time I thrust into your ass-c**t.
Pass out. Smother. Die. I don't give a f**k. Your job is to bend over and spread your ass open for me so I can f**k it over and over again until I'm ready to pump it full of my c*m, or turn you around and make you beg to suck every warm drop out of my dick or lick it off your wretched face.
omg i want you
i dont want to die though. i hope that if i please you enough you'll let me live so you can use me again.
and i'll not scream unless you make me. i'll not make a sound unless you tear my a**hole open or yank my hair so hard you snap my neck back painfull, or if you abuse my beautiful full breasts so hard they go red and bleed...i'll scream then. i'll scream so loud that even through a gag you'd hear my pain. i know you're a real man and i know you'd drive me delerious. id try to kick and claw my way away from you but i know it would be useless and you'd force yourself on me any way.
omgggg please abuse me, sir. please torture my c**t and ass and mouth...please squeeze and pull and punish my body and remind me that you're better than me.
i find this thread highly erotic. i am taking notes for the off-chance ill ever meet a girl who wants to be abused. sounds like the best sex ever.
where can i find a man who will do this to me?
where can i find a man who will do this to me?
everywhere
everywhere
i dont think so
normalf**s find it so hoard to get a bit rough.
ive had a boyfriend who backed out of fisting me because he felt like he was hurting me too much. even though i TOLD him to continue.
i did have a wonderful man who called me a bitch while he f**ked me and when i moaned too loud he cover my mouth with his hand and said things like "f**king shut up already" and "god your loud little bitch" and stuff. But it was alllll good cuz that was the only time that after sex we stood there hugging each other for a half hour. Not, like, 10min. we werent laying on a bed cuddling for an hour. no. we were standing and hugging for a HALF HOUR. that man was amazing... oh and when he was telling me to shut up he didnt ACTUALLY want me to - we were at my place at the time so he wouldnt care what my housemates though lol.
oh and once a guy took me home and he had ties on his bed. he didnt tie me up...he just made me hold onto the ties while he f**ked me. but i was REALLY drunk that night and i fell asleep at around 6am :(
...his best friend had a tiny penis. it was a BAD idea taking him home...
where can i find a man who will do this to me?
this thread, web, pretty much anywhere.
but the smarter ones would only do it if they know you want it, because nobody likes sexual assault charges.
this thread, web, pretty much anywhere.
but the smarter ones would only do it if they know you want it, because nobody likes sexual assault charges.
so how do i tell a guy "i want you to rape me. i'll use 'yellow' as a safe word if i dont like it"...? what if he's not into it? then i just lost a lay cuz he's turned off and thinks im a freak.
so how do i tell a guy "i want you to rape me. i'll use 'yellow' as a safe word if i dont like it"...? what if he's not into it? then i just lost a lay cuz he's turned off and thinks im a freak.
most ppl will think you're a freak, just accept it and keep asking till you find one.
so how do i tell a guy "i want you to rape me. i'll use 'yellow' as a safe word if i dont like it"...? what if he's not into it? then i just lost a lay cuz he's turned off and thinks im a freak.
>so how do i tell a guy "i want you to rape me. i'll use 'yellow' as a safe word if i dont like it"...?
you just answered your own question.
>what if he's not into it? then i just lost a lay cuz he's turned off and thinks im a freak.
then you've lost a mediocre lay. plenty other and better ones out there.
most ppl will think you're a freak, just accept it and keep asking till you find one.
eh...that wasnt possible where i used to live. it was a reasonable sized town where you could talk to ANYONE on the street and even if you didnt know them, you'd soon find out that they knew about half the people you knew.
...and i have a few pretty distingushing characteristics which made it such that i couldnt walk through the town without being stopped by half a dozen people who wanted to talk to me (was kinda cool for a while, but it got really embarrising when a guy from work who i was interested in was walking me home and we had to stop every so often so i could catch up with someone...or OMG some random guy screamed at me from a f**king window he knew my name but i had NO idea who he was)
...so yeah. i didnt want to be seen as TOO much of a freak. it was hard enough to not be labled the town slut... and im sure i was labled as such in certain groups. but it didnt get around because none of my coworkers knew about my lifestyle until i fell HARD for a coworker and then went on a sexrampage to get over him.
...omg but was that ever the best f**k of my life. if i were to ever cheat on my boyfriend with someone, he would be it. OMGGGGGG was he amazing. we agreed that the next time we have sex he's gonig to give me anal. but there wont be a 'next time' now. goddamit.
*cough*
what was i saying?
Some of the stuff people are describing as more extreme in this thread just seems like normal sex, tbh. I could just be naturally abusive.
Some of the stuff people are describing as more extreme in this thread just seems like normal sex, tbh. I could just be naturally abusive.
you must be a virgin who watches too much porn and has never actually had sex lolol
and welcome back to the thread. nice to see that the hate-o-meter has dropped a few notches since your last visit.
you must be a virgin who watches too much porn and has never actually had sex lolol
and welcome back to the thread. nice to see that the hate-o-meter has dropped a few notches since your last visit.
hate, where was the hate? D:
hate, where was the hate? D:
did you want to make love, now?
<----OP
xxxxxxfdfgsgdh
Some of the stuff people are describing as more extreme in this thread just seems like normal sex, tbh. I could just be naturally abusive.
WHY DO I NOT LIVE NEAR YOU
GOD DOMMOT >_<
<----OP
xxxxxxfdfgsgdh
lol
i feel honored
thank you, kind sir lol
omg i want you
i dont want to die though. i hope that if i please you enough you'll let me live so you can use me again.
and i'll not scream unless you make me. i'll not make a sound unless you tear my a**hole open or yank my hair so hard you snap my neck back painfull, or if you abuse my beautiful full breasts so hard they go red and bleed...i'll scream then. i'll scream so loud that even through a gag you'd hear my pain. i know you're a real man and i know you'd drive me delerious. id try to kick and claw my way away from you but i know it would be useless and you'd force yourself on me any way.
omgggg please abuse me, sir. please torture my c**t and ass and mouth...please squeeze and pull and punish my body and remind me that you're better than me.
why the f**k would i bother to kill you, bitch? not only would the effort be futile, but it'd mean i'd have to spend precious seconds finding yet another female? perish the thought...and perish your panties, me ripping your filthy underwear off and stuffing them in dirty mouth so I can grab a handful of your hair and yank your head back until your neck is exposed to me. i want to lick your neck and bite at your jugular while slipping my fingers into your sopping wet pu**y, pressing down on your swollen clit until you gasp so i can softly, slowly close off your windpipe while finger-f**king you faster and deeper so I can kiss you and suck the last little bit of breath from your lungs and laugh at you as you writhe and struggle for precious air. i'll tell you to shut the f**k up, that if you're so desperate for something to inhale, I'll give it to you.
i'm imagining you splayed out on the surface of a kitchen counter, breasts resting on the cold marble surface, legs spread for the world to see your whorishness, head propped up and waiting to consume my dick.
i'd laugh as i kept your hands pinned behind your back and f**ked your precious little throat, burying myself past your lips and daring you to gag. The second you do gag, cupping your face in my hands so I can smack you like the stupid bitch you are: OPEN YOUR F**KING MOUTH, YOU STUPID F**KING BITCH.
I'm going to f**k your throat, and I'm going to keep f**king your throat until I'm ready to spray paint your tonsils with foaming jizz. And not only are you going to take it, you going to swallow every drop and beg me for more.
did you want to make love, now?
ok buddy
WHY DO I NOT LIVE NEAR YOU
GOD DOMMOT >_<
Who are you? What would happen if you lived near me?
why the f**k would i bother to kill you, bitch? not only would the effort be futile, but it'd mean i'd have to spend precious seconds finding yet another female? perish the thought...and perish your panties, me ripping your filthy underwear off and stuffing them in dirty mouth so I can grab a handful of your hair and yank your head back until your neck is exposed to me. i want to lick your neck and bite at your jugular while slipping my fingers into your sopping wet pu**y, pressing down on your swollen clit until you gasp so i can softly, slowly close off your windpipe while finger-f**king you faster and deeper so I can kiss you and suck the last little bit of breath from your lungs and laugh at you as you writhe and struggle for precious air. i'll tell you to shut the f**k up, that if you're so desperate for something to inhale, I'll give it to you.
i'm imagining you splayed out on the surface of a kitchen counter, breasts resting on the cold marble surface, legs spread for the world to see your whorishness, head propped up and waiting to consume my dick.
i'd laugh as i kept your hands pinned behind your back and f**ked your precious little throat, burying myself past your lips and daring you to gag. The second you do gag, cupping your face in my hands so I can smack you like the stupid bitch you are: OPEN YOUR F**KING MOUTH, YOU STUPID F**KING BITCH.
I'm going to f**k your throat, and I'm going to keep f**king your throat until I'm ready to spray paint your tonsils with foaming jizz. And not only are you going to take it, you going to swallow every drop and beg me for more.
>stuffing them in dirty mouth
that typo made me lol
lol
i feel honored
thank you, kind sir lol
You realize that<----OPis saying that you are the guy in the picture, right?
xxxxxxfdfgsgdh
...right?
why the f**k would i bother to kill you, bitch? not only would the effort be futile, but it'd mean i'd have to spend precious seconds finding yet another female? perish the thought...and perish your panties, me ripping your filthy underwear off and stuffing them in dirty mouth so I can grab a handful of your hair and yank your head back until your neck is exposed to me. i want to lick your neck and bite at your jugular while slipping my fingers into your sopping wet pu**y, pressing down on your swollen clit until you gasp so i can softly, slowly close off your windpipe while finger-f**king you faster and deeper so I can kiss you and suck the last little bit of breath from your lungs and laugh at you as you writhe and struggle for precious air. i'll tell you to shut the f**k up, that if you're so desperate for something to inhale, I'll give it to you.
i'm imagining you splayed out on the surface of a kitchen counter, breasts resting on the cold marble surface, legs spread for the world to see your whorishness, head propped up and waiting to consume my dick.
i'd laugh as i kept your hands pinned behind your back and f**ked your precious little throat, burying myself past your lips and daring you to gag. The second you do gag, cupping your face in my hands so I can smack you like the stupid bitch you are: OPEN YOUR F**KING MOUTH, YOU STUPID F**KING BITCH.
I'm going to f**k your throat, and I'm going to keep f**king your throat until I'm ready to spray paint your tonsils with foaming jizz. And not only are you going to take it, you going to swallow every drop and beg me for more.
I'm not even OP and I got wet from reading that.
Goddamn.
I'm emailing that to my boyfriend and asking him to do that to me.
Really, goddamn.
i'm a romantic at heat :3
>female posts "Hello chaps, just dropped by to tell you that sex is pretty awesome, so awesome in fact, that i engage in this often!"
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shocking!
>female posts "Hello chaps, just dropped by to tell you that sex is pretty awesome, so awesome in fact, that i engage in this often!"
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shocking!
are you saying men dont enjoy sex?
>female posts "Hello chaps, just dropped by to tell you that sex is pretty awesome, so awesome in fact, that i engage in this often!"
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shocking!
Troll harder, fa**ot.
I'm not even OP and I got wet from reading that.
Goddamn.
I'm emailing that to my boyfriend and asking him to do that to me.
Really, goddamn.
tell him to pounce on you when you're bent over doing some inane thing...he needs to break the whole (lol) 'lover/series of warm, slippery holes' mental barrier, and the more you present yourself as a piece of sweet, f**kable meat, the easier it is.
i also like it when women are absent-mindedly doing something sexual while concomitantly doing something incredibly annoying. Sitting around in panties, talking on the phone to your sh*tty friend while playing with the 'itchy' straps on your thong over an exposed, arched section of hips...or mindlessly licking a spoon full of ice cream while prattling on about something you know damn well he won't care about. you get it...
Amor vincit omnes ^_^
tell him to pounce on you when you're bent over doing some inane thing...he needs to break the whole (lol) 'lover/series of warm, slippery holes' mental barrier, and the more you present yourself as a piece of sweet, f**kable meat, the easier it is.
i also like it when women are absent-mindedly doing something sexual while concomitantly doing something incredibly annoying. Sitting around in panties, talking on the phone to your sh*tty friend while playing with the 'itchy' straps on your thong over an exposed, arched section of hips...or mindlessly licking a spoon full of ice cream while prattling on about something you know damn well he won't care about. you get it...
this is genius
so THIS is how to drive a man to rip off your clothes and rape the sh*t out of you
:D
more suggestions. PLEASE
i'm a romantic at heat :3
Amor vincit omnes ^_^
haaa f**k do I need to find somebody into bondage again
ex gf taught me how to use it effectively, and I've had nobody to do it to since. :[
are you saying men dont enjoy sex?
nah, not saying that
i didn't even bother reading the thread before making that post, i just assumed the usual tard rage that the anonymous chris-chan clones get into whenever some female says she likes sex took place,
you know, the "OMG YOU F**KING WH**RE GO DIE IN A FIRE!!" type raeg , while at the same time, wishing for some chick to f**k them silly!
haaa f**k do I need to find somebody into bondage again
ex gf taught me how to use it effectively, and I've had nobody to do it to since. :[
me!! oh pick me!!! I WANNA BE TIED UP AND BEATEN AND RAPED!!!
nah, not saying that
i didn't even bother reading the thread before making that post, i just assumed the usual tard rage that the anonymous chris-chan clones get into whenever some female says she likes sex took place,
you know, the "OMG YOU F**KING WH**RE GO DIE IN A FIRE!!" type raeg , while at the same time, wishing for some chick to f**k them silly!
you dont know anonymous very well, do you.
if you asked to be called a wh**re, they wont grant you the pleasure.
mind, i actually DO want to be called one...so eventually some of the lads warmed up to me and are now pleasuring me greatly :D
me!! oh pick me!!! I WANNA BE TIED UP AND BEATEN AND RAPED!!!
call it surprise sex.
call it surprise sex.
then surprise sex all my holes and slap me if you feel im complaining too much
then surprise sex all my holes and slap me if you feel im complaining too much
ill slap you cuz i just f**king feel like it
ill slap you cuz i just f**king feel like it
you've got to be sexually enjoying the slap though
cuz if youre not then im not :(
ALL OTHER POSTS ARE IRRELEVANT
OP! The real question here is:
Do you like a hand (or hands) on the back of your head as you give head? Or would you rather the guy just let you do your thing?
ALL OTHER POSTS ARE IRRELEVANT
OP! The real question here is:
Do you like a hand (or hands) on the back of your head as you give head? Or would you rather the guy just let you do your thing?
either works
sometimes im totally into teasing a guy and giving him head...and i think he usually knows this and lets me go ahead and do it.
...but i DO like to be donimated occasionally and i DO like it when he forced my head down on his c**k and makes me gag. omg thats so hot! I wish more guys would learn that WE LIKE IT WHEN YOU DO THIS!
this is genius
so THIS is how to drive a man to rip off your clothes and rape the sh*t out of you
:D
more suggestions. PLEASE
again, the key is breaking (at least temporarily) the usual sense of romantic affection and empathy, replacing it instead with testosterone-driven f**k-fury primed by subconscious recollections of an adulthood filled with sexual frustration by callous bitches.
challenging his masculinity in some way is pretty effective, but it has to be done very carefully. tomboys are usually better able to elicit this sort of 'machismo-challenge' reaction than other women, but it's easy enough to trigger it. play one of his precious vidya games with him, actually *beat* him at it, make fun of him for it, then disengage as if nothing happened at all then do something 'mindlessly sexy' again. it *has* to be executed skillfully, it must look mindless, because if it looks intentional, it'll ruin it for men who're more 'aware' of manipulation.
For instance, get up after the game and turn the console off...bend over deliberately to do so, slowly, languorously to show plenty of ass and hips...add a stretch into it with one of those girlie 'moans' or squeaks that you all do when stretching (you know damn well what i mean) . Do something a bit mocking to celebrate your victory, but otherwise innocuous (blowing a kiss, do some sh*t-talking). Offer to do something you know 'will make you feel better'...
Be coy, throw in something like, "youre not still mad that I totally pwn3d ur n00b ass, right baby?" he'll laugh wryly, but it'll eat at him...
again, these are very general guidelines. it's hard to predict what any given guy will do in a specific situations. Especially the serious 'oedipal cases', who are so sickeningly deferential to women anyway that there's no hope for making them effectively domineering.
again, the key is breaking (at least temporarily) the usual sense of romantic affection and empathy, replacing it instead with testosterone-driven f**k-fury primed by subconscious recollections of an adulthood filled with sexual frustration by callous bitches.
challenging his masculinity in some way is pretty effective, but it has to be done very carefully. tomboys are usually better able to elicit this sort of 'machismo-challenge' reaction than other women, but it's easy enough to trigger it. play one of his precious vidya games with him, actually *beat* him at it, make fun of him for it, then disengage as if nothing happened at all then do something 'mindlessly sexy' again. it *has* to be executed skillfully, it must look mindless, because if it looks intentional, it'll ruin it for men who're more 'aware' of manipulation.
For instance, get up after the game and turn the console off...bend over deliberately to do so, slowly, languorously to show plenty of ass and hips...add a stretch into it with one of those girlie 'moans' or squeaks that you all do when stretching (you know damn well what i mean) . Do something a bit mocking to celebrate your victory, but otherwise innocuous (blowing a kiss, do some sh*t-talking). Offer to do something you know 'will make you feel better'...
Be coy, throw in something like, "youre not still mad that I totally pwn3d ur n00b ass, right baby?" he'll laugh wryly, but it'll eat at him...
again, these are very general guidelines. it's hard to predict what any given guy will do in a specific situations. Especially the serious 'oedipal cases', who are so sickeningly deferential to women anyway that there's no hope for making them effectively domineering.
so i have to start playing videogames???
bah i hate those things
does a racing game count? cuz i like mario cart :D
so i have to start playing videogames???
bah i hate those things
does a racing game count? cuz i like mario cart :D
my god...the mario kart-inspired hate f**king i've done in my life...
my god...the mario kart-inspired hate f**king i've done in my life...
<3 thankyou anon. you have truly made me feel better hehe
anything else that caused a good f**k?
also...my man is very vanilla...how do i make sure that he's not going to get depressed by my attempts to make him horny and want to f**k me...?
<3 thankyou anon. you have truly made me feel better hehe
anything else that caused a good f**k?
also...my man is very vanilla...how do i make sure that he's not going to get depressed by my attempts to make him horny and want to f**k me...?
vanilla guys are tricky, tho...because it's very hard to tell whether or not they'll be receptive to harder stuff. they may have tons of sexual hang-ups and a rigid definition of what constitutes 'proper sex' (an american problem, to be sure). you don't want to come on too strong, because then he's likely to think you're a wh**re. Granted, I don't see how that's a "bad" thing, but it's been a deal-breaker in quite a few different relationships.
Hell, how long have you been dating? Have you made him watch 'Secretary' with you yet? If not, wtf?!?
vanilla guys are tricky, tho...because it's very hard to tell whether or not they'll be receptive to harder stuff. they may have tons of sexual hang-ups and a rigid definition of what constitutes 'proper sex' (an american problem, to be sure). you don't want to come on too strong, because then he's likely to think you're a wh**re. Granted, I don't see how that's a "bad" thing, but it's been a deal-breaker in quite a few different relationships.
Hell, how long have you been dating? Have you made him watch 'Secretary' with you yet? If not, wtf?!?
about a month
but he lives really far away so we dont see each other very often :(
(who'd-a thought that this guy would get me to start dating again, huh?)
he was also a virgin before he met me...and he doesnt know about my past (im just not ready to tell him yet). he's currently an agnostic...but was raised by mormons.
about a month
but he lives really far away so we dont see each other very often :(
(who'd-a thought that this guy would get me to start dating again, huh?)
he was also a virgin before he met me...and he doesnt know about my past (im just not ready to tell him yet). he's currently an agnostic...but was raised by mormons.
oh dear...yeah, you'd better take it *very* slow with this kid. not only would he have to deal with 'deviant sexual preferences outside of his goofy interpretation of the Bible" but he has to graduate to 'hey, i like slapping my girlfriend around while f**king her!"
sh*t ain't easy. that's the prob with mormons, once they break fromt he flock, they're so utterly sexually inexperienced that unconventional things might scare them back into flock or whatever.
Umm, how did you meet an ex-mormon to be ur man online? You're not first i've encountered, either.
oh dear...yeah, you'd better take it *very* slow with this kid. not only would he have to deal with 'deviant sexual preferences outside of his goofy interpretation of the Bible" but he has to graduate to 'hey, i like slapping my girlfriend around while f**king her!"
sh*t ain't easy. that's the prob with mormons, once they break fromt he flock, they're so utterly sexually inexperienced that unconventional things might scare them back into flock or whatever.
Umm, how did you meet an ex-mormon to be ur man online? You're not first i've encountered, either.
i actually met him in anonymous but thats neither here nor there. he's mine now and i lobs him <3
this proper thread needs a proper bump
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anons, I am disappoint.
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anons, I am disappoint.
this thread isnt about pictures
now call me your slut
tell me what a slut i am anonymous
this is me:
Basically, ive had more sex partners at the age of 22 than you probably will in your entire life. I cant remember all their names. And i LOVE getting f**ked raw by all of them. I've had sex with more than one guy in a 24hour period, and I've had several f**kbuddies at the same time who didnt know about each other.
Nobody gives a f**k, even if you aren't a troll.
I like how women are so f**king irrationally focused on themselves that they think it's some kind of detriment to mankind that she's an undesirable mate. You don't f**king matter, you're one wh**re in 4 billion. You're trash, you'll continue f**king trashy guys your whole god damned life and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't even mean it in a negative way, everything on this planet has a positive and negative, there's nice monogamous girls, there's trashy wh**re girls. You're obviously one of the latter, but if weren't for you, there'd be a whole bunch of trashy guys that wouldn't have anyone to have sex with them, and that would be no fun for them.
Honestly, only butt-hurt virgins could posisbly care about this, and even that is a little bit irrational considering wh**re girls who f**k indiscriminately actually increase their odds of having sex. Think about it virgins, I mean, who's more likely to have sex with you, someone that's going to spend their whole life waiting to very carefully and selectively pick one partner, or someone who f**ks anything that moves.
Nobody gives a f**k, even if you aren't a troll.
I like how women are so f**king irrationally focused on themselves that they think it's some kind of detriment to mankind that she's an undesirable mate. You don't f**king matter, you're one wh**re in 4 billion. You're trash, you'll continue f**king trashy guys your whole god damned life and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't even mean it in a negative way, everything on this planet has a positive and negative, there's nice monogamous girls, there's trashy wh**re girls. You're obviously one of the latter, but if weren't for you, there'd be a whole bunch of trashy guys that wouldn't have anyone to have sex with them, and that would be no fun for them.
Honestly, only butt-hurt virgins could posisbly care about this, and even that is a little bit irrational considering wh**re girls who f**k indiscriminately actually increase their odds of having sex. Think about it virgins, I mean, who's more likely to have sex with you, someone that's going to spend their whole life waiting to very carefully and selectively pick one partner, or someone who f**ks anything that moves.
so basically you enjoy talking out of your ass and didnt read a single post in this entire 200-and-something thread that would have made you realize you're pretty far from the truth on all accounts
>Honestly, only butt-hurt virgins could posisbly care about this
Which is why you posted two sizable paragraphs talking about how it doesnt matter... right?
Nobody gives a f**k, even if you aren't a troll.
I like how women are so f**king irrationally focused on themselves that they think it's some kind of detriment to mankind that she's an undesirable mate. You don't f**king matter, you're one wh**re in 4 billion. You're trash, you'll continue f**king trashy guys your whole god damned life and there's nothing wrong with that. I don't even mean it in a negative way, everything on this planet has a positive and negative, there's nice monogamous girls, there's trashy wh**re girls. You're obviously one of the latter, but if weren't for you, there'd be a whole bunch of trashy guys that wouldn't have anyone to have sex with them, and that would be no fun for them.
Honestly, only butt-hurt virgins could posisbly care about this, and even that is a little bit irrational considering wh**re girls who f**k indiscriminately actually increase their odds of having sex. Think about it virgins, I mean, who's more likely to have sex with you, someone that's going to spend their whole life waiting to very carefully and selectively pick one partner, or someone who f**ks anything that moves.
>Nobody gives a f**k
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so basically you enjoy talking out of your ass and didnt read a single post in this entire 200-and-something thread that would have made you realize you're pretty far from the truth on all accounts
>Honestly, only butt-hurt virgins could posisbly care about this
Which is why you posted two sizable paragraphs talking about how it doesnt matter... right?
No, I didn't read the other 200 f**king replies because I've seen this thread 5000 times on anonymous already.
And no, I don't give a f**k just because I decided to chip in on this thread premise that i've seen so many f**king times on this board.
There are no great truths to be learned from a troll claiming to be promiscous on web, you f**king dolt.
Closing my browser now so if you come up with a stupid retort, don't bother f5ing for an hour, I won't reply.
>Nobody gives a f**k
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I think what he meant was
>"nobody should give a f**k"
because
>"i wish the world revolved around me instead of this wh**re"
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