Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Yes, and blow him.
blow j
lol that's actually quite funny
but apologize and find him a different girl I guess
Yes. By putting out.
F**king retard. I'm never taking you to the club with me.
your a f**king bitch for doing that, in the back of your mind you knew exactly what you wanted to do. Bitches and wh**res
I intended to explain to the girl but she was gone before I had the chance.
A REAL BITCH.
Actually If I was the guy I'd push you away and pretend I didn't know you.
Stupid bitch.
Try to find the girl if its a small town and get them together.
Otherwise hook him up.
Really, If a wh**re did that to me, she'd be facing a pretty dire wife.
Remember, he can always google and find copy of that old RSCI website and literally f**k your life up.
5 blowjobs. Exactly that number. Coupons work.
A REAL BITCH.
Actually If I was the guy I'd push you away and pretend I didn't know you.
Stupid bitch.
Try to find the girl if its a small town and get them together.
Otherwise hook him up.
Really, If a wh**re did that to me, she'd be facing a pretty dire wife.
Remember, he can always google and find copy of that old RSCI website and literally f**k your life up.
DIRE LIFE EVEN.
FFFS NOT SLEEPING IS TAKING ITS TOLL.
Hook him up with a friend who owes you a favor. A nice one, not one who's going to blurt out that they're obligated to do it but it just isn't worth it, ideally someone who would be into him, but someone who'd let him get to at least third base at some point would work wonders for him.
Alternately you could f**k him. Tell him it's payback for scaring away the other girl, and has no other meaning. If he's skiddish about it remind him that up until recently he entertained grandiose notions of making love, wooing, and spending his life with you, surely a sympathy f**k is a good consolation prize. And don't crush him afterward with how bad it sucked, because he's probably not that good at it. If on the other hand it's fun for you, you might want to rethink that zoning permit you gave him.
And yes that does make you a bitch, any girl that did that to me wouldn't be in my friendzone anymore, unless there was some variation of one of the above things.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Lol, f**k him if he can't take a joke. What a loser.
your a f**king bitch for doing that, in the back of your mind you knew exactly what you wanted to do. Bitches and wh**res
What a bitch, friendzoned him, got jealous and c**k blocked... a successful night eh.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
yes. you are a bitch. you have no f**king right to do that to him. especially after you friendzoned him. f**king apologize to him and what it'll take to make it up. whatever he says you better do. cause you owe him big now
cant I buy him some flowers and a cute "im sorry" card instead? Hooking him up with someone would be a major project, dont know if i could pull that off.
Hook him up with a friend who owes you a favor. A nice one, not one who's going to blurt out that they're obligated to do it but it just isn't worth it, ideally someone who would be into him, but someone who'd let him get to at least third base at some point would work wonders for him.
Alternately you could f**k him. Tell him it's payback for scaring away the other girl, and has no other meaning. If he's skiddish about it remind him that up until recently he entertained grandiose notions of making love, wooing, and spending his life with you, surely a sympathy f**k is a good consolation prize. And don't crush him afterward with how bad it sucked, because he's probably not that good at it. If on the other hand it's fun for you, you might want to rethink that zoning permit you gave him.
And yes that does make you a bitch, any girl that did that to me wouldn't be in my friendzone anymore, unless there was some variation of one of the above things.
I like how all your suggestions involve a woman either being a slut or a wh**re.
cant I buy him some flowers and a cute "im sorry" card instead? Hooking him up with someone would be a major project, dont know if i could pull that off.
wow...no you cant just buy him a card and some goddamned f**king flowers!
He's kinda bad looking but hes still my friend. If i knew that the only way to make up for it was to sleep with him i would.
But i mean its not like i owe him one just because i ruined one? I mean its not even sure that he'd get anything that night if i had not pranked him.
Wow, apparently you want this guy to remain single. Either because he is a c**k a jar(break incase of a emergency) or you have a crush for him and don't want to admit it.
cant I buy him some flowers and a cute "im sorry" card instead? Hooking him up with someone would be a major project, dont know if i could pull that off.
the only way to reimburse for a missed lay is with a lay of equal or greater quality. Do you think flowers and a card come close? Also, you knew exactly what you were doing.
Also 8/10.
F**k you OP, you're a c**t.
cant I buy him some flowers and a cute "im sorry" card instead? Hooking him up with someone would be a major project, dont know if i could pull that off.
Make it a major project. It was just a simple thing for you, but to him you ripped out his still beating heart and ate it in front of him, then when someone came sniffing for what was left you scared them off like some kind of weaker animal.
Seriously. You need to think of what that sort of thing would do to you if the positions are reversed. Would you feel good about getting some flowers and a card from that person in such a case?
What was going on there with you?
From what you described how he feels, I imagine that you're really an asset to his life. While you're at it, kick him in the nuts. >.<
Maybe just apologize and ask him how you can make it up to him?
Haha, OP is a jelious c**t that can't stand her "friend" hooking up with another girl!
What was going on there with you?
From what you described how he feels, I imagine that you're really an asset to his life. While you're at it, kick him in the nuts. >.<
Maybe just apologize and ask him how you can make it up to him?
I already said im sorry and i'd like to make up for it but he just says "forget it, im a lost cause" and then he like withdraws into his own world and wont really talk to me.
Wow, OP won the c**k block of the year award.
You both made him appear as a two-timing douche and destroyed his self-worth at the same time.
Srsly, I am disappoint. Please die in a fire. <3
troll thread is troll
ouch. I dont even know, thats just ouch. He hates your guts right now? Did he speak to you after?
ouch. I dont even know, thats just ouch. He hates your guts right now? Did he speak to you after?
not any more during that night, after i pranked him i left with some other friends. one of the guys who stayed behind later told me how devastated he got.
OP is a perfect example of why women are f**king wh**res.
He's kinda bad looking but hes still my friend. If i knew that the only way to make up for it was to sleep with him i would.
But i mean its not like i owe him one just because i ruined one? I mean its not even sure that he'd get anything that night if i had not pranked him.
Yeah, but you turned the thrill of uncertainty and possible success into absolute failure. You said he was awkward and not good looking, well, if this girl seemed into him that might have been a once in a blue moon thing, would have probably been the highlight of his week, even topping him killing the lich king for the first time in WoW the other day, I bet.
Just take him under your wing. Show him what women want, dress him for success, maybe get him losing weight if he needs it.
The important thing to note that while it is probably a pretty minor thing, both to you and to the world at large, it was devastating to him. Tell him you will not rest until he is date-able for someone. His type like that kind of unwavering determination schtick.
ouch. I dont even know, thats just ouch. He hates your guts right now? Did he speak to you after?
No, his self-esteem has been absolutely destroyed by OP. I doubt he'll get out it within the next decade and turn into a bitter man who only pays for sex and believes all women are evil.
Just like me. <3
Wow. The amount of over reaction in this thread is amazing. Basement dwelling social retards really have no idea, do they?
OP, buy him a drink, introduce him to an interested friend. It's not the end of the f**king world, for crhissakes. It was just some chick he was chatting to in a bar. Not his goddamn wife.
Troll thread detected.
Yeah, but you turned the thrill of uncertainty and possible success into absolute failure. You said he was awkward and not good looking, well, if this girl seemed into him that might have been a once in a blue moon thing, would have probably been the highlight of his week, even topping him killing the lich king for the first time in WoW the other day, I bet.
Just take him under your wing. Show him what women want, dress him for success, maybe get him losing weight if he needs it.
The important thing to note that while it is probably a pretty minor thing, both to you and to the world at large, it was devastating to him. Tell him you will not rest until he is date-able for someone. His type like that kind of unwavering determination schtick.
I laugh if you seriously think OP actually wants to help him. She's got him pegged in the "sh*t" bin and wants to keep him there.
ergo, bitch.
I already said im sorry and i'd like to make up for it but he just says "forget it, im a lost cause" and then he like withdraws into his own world and wont really talk to me.
Then it seems liek you successfulyl broken the man. Maybe even ruined his life for good if he cannot crawl back out of his depression.
You should consider showing him that his life has value and there's a happy future for him.
Yeah, but you turned the thrill of uncertainty and possible success into absolute failure. You said he was awkward and not good looking, well, if this girl seemed into him that might have been a once in a blue moon thing, would have probably been the highlight of his week, even topping him killing the lich king for the first time in WoW the other day, I bet.
Just take him under your wing. Show him what women want, dress him for success, maybe get him losing weight if he needs it.
The important thing to note that while it is probably a pretty minor thing, both to you and to the world at large, it was devastating to him. Tell him you will not rest until he is date-able for someone. His type like that kind of unwavering determination schtick.
This is pretty good idea.
Wow. The amount of over reaction in this thread is amazing. Basement dwelling social retards really have no idea, do they?
OP, buy him a drink, introduce him to an interested friend. It's not the end of the f**king world, for crhissakes. It was just some chick he was chatting to in a bar. Not his goddamn wife.
F**k off. Read the replies, your suggestion has been posted and OP replies with "lol, its too hard"
F**k off. Read the replies, your suggestion has been posted and OP replies with "lol, its too hard"
well it actually is. if i could have made him into a manly man that every girl would want i'd already do it.
i could set him up with a date or something but it would be calling in favors and would never lead to anything. Would that not be even worse for him? to add another failed date?
F**k off. Read the replies, your suggestion has been posted and OP replies with "lol, its too hard"
Aww, sweetie, has it been so long since you got your pee pee waxed? So many wh**res in this world but not a one will blow you. So sad.
Give him a BJ.
Then break up.
well it actually is. if i could have made him into a manly man that every girl would want i'd already do it.
i could set him up with a date or something but it would be calling in favors and would never lead to anything. Would that not be even worse for him? to add another failed date?
Now, you're just trolling.
well it actually is. if i could have made him into a manly man that every girl would want i'd already do it.
i could set him up with a date or something but it would be calling in favors and would never lead to anything. Would that not be even worse for him? to add another failed date?
For f**k's sake. How old it this guy? You're not his sister. You're not his minder. If you're in a bar, presumably you're both adults. IT'S UP TO HIM TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
Speaking as someone who has the genuine, bonafide, neurophysiologist-diagnosed ass burgers, if this guy is acting like the end of the world then he's a f**king looser. People are weird. Socialising is hard. You grit your teeth and do it anyway. It's called 'life' and is a bitch.
well it actually is. if i could have made him into a manly man that every girl would want i'd already do it.
i could set him up with a date or something but it would be calling in favors and would never lead to anything. Would that not be even worse for him? to add another failed date?
Well, then I guess your only option is, what anon said5 blowjobs. Exactly that number. Coupons work.:3
well it actually is. if i could have made him into a manly man that every girl would want i'd already do it.
i could set him up with a date or something but it would be calling in favors and would never lead to anything. Would that not be even worse for him? to add another failed date?
You don't have to turn him into an adonis or a fabio. you're not looking for Ms Right here. You're looking for Ms Isn't going to cringe at the thought of sex with him.
well, thanks for the advice i think i got something to work with. and yes i do feel a bit like a bitch now :(
Oh dear. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dear. You done f**ked up OP, a guy expects c**kblocking from certain people, but the friend that he used to like? She is not allowed to do that sh*t, or she's getting her ass ignored for a long time. So here's what you do, as has already been suggested: hook him up with someone. But not just one date and then think "oh look, I made up for it, it's all good now", you have to make this a long-term project and just get him into the habit of talking to girls. What you did has a lot of knock-on effects for a guy like that, so you need to reassure him that you'll do whatever you can to fix this little problem he has, and then, wait for it... actually do whatever you can to fix his little problem. It will be hard, and it'll take a lot of effort on your part, but if you value his friendship, you're gonna have to put the work in here.
You both screwed his chances with this chick and left him all by himself?
... I am speechless. I hope you burn in hell for this OP.
why the F**K would you DO THAT?
You're some kind of subliminal jealous psycho.
Seeing how he's hitting off well with someone else
makes you territorial.
Maybe you DO like him? In some way. Accept it.
If OP is still there... No-one has addressed the fact that he might be suicidal over this. If he's shutting people out and saying that there's no hope for him and whatnot. Not to twist the bitch dagger or anything, but you might want to check up on him, often.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
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OP are you sure you really don't like this guy?
You c**k blocked him quite epically. Sure you don't actually have feelings for him?
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Hahaha, oh wow.
OP are you sure you really don't like this guy?
You c**k blocked him quite epically. Sure you don't actually have feelings for him?
Of course she doesn't. And yet she couldn't deal with it when the guy who had been aching to get into her panties suddenly took interest in someone else. It's sh*tty and weak but it happens all the time.
>this thread
so gud
F**K YOU OP. BURN BICH
Don't be surprised if he breaks off contact with you OP.
Even if he did like you, what you did was so low that he and some of your other friends might drop you after that.
YOU C**K JUGGLING THUNDER C**T!
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Friendzoned a guy that likes you. Then you get jealous after he TALKS to a girl, so you c**k block him. What would you do if he were to start a relationship? Pic related.
>implying bitches are sh*t
So you told him you weren't interested. Took him out. And then scared off what was probably the first girl to be actually interested in him in his life by pretending to be interested in him.
And you think the acceptable response is "sorry lulzzzzzz~" and "lol idk why he's depressed!"
I have problems with being a woman when I have to share my gender identity with bitches like you.
Don't be surprised if he breaks off contact with you OP.
Even if he did like you, what you did was so low that he and some of your other friends might drop you after that.
I am hoping that this will actually happen.
OP does not deserve sympathy.
BITCHES AND WH**RES
Why would ANYONE do this?
And it's always women, why are they so mean?
f**k him
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
How would you f**king like if that guy did the same to you? You meet the f**king guy of your dreams, then your friend comes and calls you honey and the guy of your dreams storms off. Youre a f**king heartless bitch who doesnt think about anyone or anything than herself.
sudden epiphany guiz,
life is a bitch,
women are bitches and wh**res,
therefore life=bitch
woman=bitch + wh**re
therefore
life=woman - wh**re
brb submitting this new find to the scientific community.
tl;dr version (fixed it for ya OP)
>I friend zoned a guy...no big deal.
>I then got jealous when said guy found someone else to pay attention to.
>I ran that bitch off lickety split
>Am I wh**re / bitch?
Yes you are.
>Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned
You people should know it's a troll just from that.
sudden epiphany guiz,
life is a bitch,
women are bitches and wh**res,
therefore life=bitch
woman=bitch + wh**re
therefore
life=woman - wh**re
brb submitting this new find to the scientific community.
Already a documented fact.
Too late, bro.
You didn't do anything wrong. I've got tons of female friends who are always hugging/teasing me and their other guy friends. It's just how girls are.
Ultimately, if this guy had kept hanging out with this girl she probably would have "friendzoned" him too if he's shy and awkward. At best he'd have ended up with a jealous bitch who jumps to conclusions.
Lesson of the story: Never go to a bar with you female friends.
You didn't do anything wrong. I've got tons of female friends who are always hugging/teasing me and their other guy friends. It's just how girls are.
Ultimately, if this guy had kept hanging out with this girl she probably would have "friendzoned" him too if he's shy and awkward. At best he'd have ended up with a jealous bitch who jumps to conclusions.
>HUUUURRRR DUUUURRRRRR
10/10 would rage again.
You didn't do anything wrong. I've got tons of female friends who are always hugging/teasing me and their other guy friends. It's just how girls are.
Ultimately, if this guy had kept hanging out with this girl she probably would have "friendzoned" him too if he's shy and awkward. At best he'd have ended up with a jealous bitch who jumps to conclusions.
Hugging a guy friend is one thing. Hugging a guy friend to run off other girls that might be interested in him, or at least he is interested in, is quite another.
How would you f**king like if that guy did the same to you? You meet the f**king guy of your dreams, then your friend comes and calls you honey and the guy of your dreams storms off. Youre a f**king heartless bitch who doesnt think about anyone or anything than herself.
>You meet the f**king guy of your dreams
>implying that meeting someone for one night is dream mate material
I know OP is a troll but it pisses me off anyway.
F**k you.
op he's not interested in you anymore
to make it up to him overdose on pills and die
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
This is how you create a misogynist.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
I would nullify my friendship with you, cut all ties and then move away and possibly kill myself had I gone through that.
But luckily it hasn't, and I thank you for giving me hope and realization that I could be going through something even more horrible. And I didn't think there existed anything worse than that. Now OP came along and showed me true horror.
Thank you OP. With all my heart.
No sh*t it's a troll. Since when do girls(or anyone else whose not a poopsocking neckbeard/member of the intellectual wh**res forum) use the term "friendzone".
The friendzone doesn't f**king exist. I started as friends with several of my girlfriends and have had one-night stands with other friends. Man up.
You didn't do anything wrong. I've got tons of female friends who are always hugging/teasing me and their other guy friends. It's just how girls are.
Ultimately, if this guy had kept hanging out with this girl she probably would have "friendzoned" him too if he's shy and awkward. At best he'd have ended up with a jealous bitch who jumps to conclusions.
>implying you don't learn from making mistakes in the long run
>implying i imply things with the implied implying power of green text
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
5 seconds is enough time to tell her youre joking, you just didnt want to, bitch.
You didn't do anything wrong. I've got tons of female friends who are always hugging/teasing me and their other guy friends. It's just how girls are.
Ultimately, if this guy had kept hanging out with this girl she probably would have "friendzoned" him too if he's shy and awkward. At best he'd have ended up with a jealous bitch who jumps to conclusions.
>Ultimately, if this guy had kept hanging out with this girl she probably would have "friendzoned" him too if he's shy and awkward. At best he'd have ended up with a jealous bitch who jumps to conclusions.
>Why bother trying, you are not gonna get anything ever.
>Stop trying.
>F**k your life.
>You might as well give up and kill yourself.
>Do it now.
>Now.
>Now.
I know OP is a troll but it pisses me off anyway.
F**k you.
You know it's a good troll when people are trolled even when they KNOW it's a troll.
>You meet the f**king guy of your dreams
>implying that meeting someone for one night is dream mate material
If I would have just said "guy" it would not mean sh*t to OP because shes a wh**re. And the guy who she c**k blocked is shy, so it was special to him.
Fun story, I c**kblocked this girl in my friends group. We were all at some sh*tty bar and she was getting chatted up by a pretty good looking guy. She was kinda WoW Player level clueless, had no idea why a good looking guy would chat up a plain girl.
So I sauntered over there and said "Hey ____, _____ told me the good news! Do you know if it's a boy or a girl yet?" The guy said he had to run to the bathroom and didn't come back haha.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
If this is real, you are a f**king bitch. Make it up to him by teaching him what girls like and maybe turn him into an ok-looking guy (a 6 or 7). Don't lie, you women love this makeover bullsh*t.
ON the other hand, if this isn't real, 9/10 would rage again.
> "Hey Honey!"
> *hug*
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
you c**k blocked him, and badly, say sorry to him, and try and get in contact with that girl to make amends
MS Paint fix'd the OP's pic.
As a female, I can say I would cut all contact with you if you did something like this to a guy.
You don't do stuff like that to people you want to associate with.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
you friendzoned him, then c**k-blocked him, and now you wonder if you're a bitch? is this some kinda joke?
you're f**ked in the head, that much is obvious
keep bumping this crap, folks. OP definitely isn't a troll.
Well played OP, I'll post this sh*t on bee
OP here, i never thought this thread would still be alive when i came back.
dont really see any difference from before though, ppl are just angry or call me troll
OP here, i never thought this thread would still be alive when i came back.
dont really see any difference from before though, ppl are just angry or call me troll
0/10
Wow I can't believe this. You bitch. Keep him friendzoned then c**kblock him to keep him your bitch.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Good job c**kblocking your "friend" you stupid c**t. You're either a troll or silly bitch for not realizing what you did was "out" him for supposedly having a "girlfriend" - YOU. He's one unlucky f**k for being who he is to begin with, but having you for a friend ensures he is that much more unlikely to be laid OR happy. Seriously, you're a f**king idiot. If you really want to be a friend to him you'll leave him the f**k alone until you learn how to be socially adept.
oh no! i forgot to sage!
100% bitch. You really f**ked up. You can make it up to him by sucking his dick and swallowing.
100% bitch. You really f**ked up. You can make it up to him by sucking his dick and swallowing.
f**k yes!
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
You may have done a wonderful thing for your friend. If he doesn't man up and cut all contact with you after this shock, he probably won't.
Anyway he would probably just get bitter and misogynistic
This looks like an obvious troll thread.
Wow you're a f**king c**t. Subconsciously you didn't like the idea of this guy paying attention to another girl, even though you don't like him. You like having someone wrapped around your little finger. Make it up to him by killing yourself you sloppy bitch.
wow. if you are serious, then sorry but you are the kind of bitch i just wanna slap in the face. SERIOUSLY. you are a f**king bitch. now either have sex with him or kill yourself. people like you don't deserve to live.
god i got so angry when i read your story
wow. if you are serious, then sorry but you are the kind of bitch i just wanna slap in the face. SERIOUSLY. you are a f**king bitch. now either have sex with him or kill yourself. people like you don't deserve to live.
god i got so angry when i read your story
i didn't specially rage at the story. I would rage if i had to see the boy still crawling around the bitch after a few days, which he's probably going to do...
what you did to him is worse than rape. according to Newton's law i'd rape you, then kill you or vice versa
Anna Posthumus
You're why I hate women OP.
Despite the fact this is an obvious troll, I'll bite.
It is women like you that make me rage, and I'm a gay guy. Treat guys like crap and toss them aside. Someone like that needs a punt in the c**t.
i didn't specially rage at the story. I would rage if i had to see the boy still crawling around the bitch after a few days, which he's probably going to do...
he will. she's all he's got now.
he will. she's all he's got now.
>just as planned
>>he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls
alias he's f**ked
You did that on purpose.
Do him a favor and leave him alone.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Holy f**k, you are one giant bitch. I wish I could have watched the whole thing so I could give you a giant slap.
Your intention was not to tease him, you are just jealous that he got some attention from someone else. I hope you choke on dick.
If he can't take a joke f**k why would you want to hang around him?
If he can't take a joke f**k why would you want to hang around him?
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
You're the biggest f**king bitch I've ever heard of.
Killing yourself and naming this event as a reason in your suicide note will be the only solution.
yes you are a bitch. you need to have sex with him you damn c**t
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
This troll is so epic, I think I'm going to request an archive.
If troll then please get rectal cancer and die.
If not a troll then please get rectal cancer and die.
Simple, see?
your a f**king bitch for doing that, in the back of your mind you knew exactly what you wanted to do. Bitches and wh**res
agree and also OP is a bitch.
at least give the guy a blow job, you stinking bitch...
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I really hope you are a troll.
shes not responding to anyone so i think she is a troll. no one could be that much of a stupid bitch
shes not responding to anyone so i think she is a troll. no one could be that much of a stupid bitch
OP was 6 hours ago and there haven't been many new thoughts in about 6 hours. So it's hard to imagine the OP still sitting around real or troll.
Oh dear. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh dear. You done f**ked up OP, a guy expects c**kblocking from certain people, but the friend that he used to like? She is not allowed to do that sh*t, or she's getting her ass ignored for a long time. So here's what you do, as has already been suggested: hook him up with someone. But not just one date and then think "oh look, I made up for it, it's all good now", you have to make this a long-term project and just get him into the habit of talking to girls. What you did has a lot of knock-on effects for a guy like that, so you need to reassure him that you'll do whatever you can to fix this little problem he has, and then, wait for it... actually do whatever you can to fix his little problem. It will be hard, and it'll take a lot of effort on your part, but if you value his friendship, you're gonna have to put the work in here.
Seriously. Best response.
Great thread. I lol'd heartily.
However, OP is either a great troll or a f**king retard that is immune to logic, reason, morality, and probably books with more than 30 pages. So responding to her is pretty pointless.
OP was 6 hours ago and there haven't been many new thoughts in about 6 hours. So it's hard to imagine the OP still sitting around real or troll.
here's a new thought, that was bitchy move, but its not the end of the world, life goes on
That made you a huge f**king bitch, die in a f**king fire you unbelievably skanky, whorish, nappy headed hoe. I'd f**king kill you if you did that to me, regardless of you being my best friend.
You are a terrible f**king person and you need to die.
Damn you woman, now that poor guy has to walk the earth like this mothaf**ka
that's really the most bitchy move you can do, you failed in being nice wh**re! now your friend is like this dude over here
Well f**k me in seven directions, that's a good troll if I ever saw one.
If it's not... well... don't call it friendzone if you
aren't going to even be his friend.
don't lie to yourself op
you weren't trying to be nice
you wanted to screw him over and you did
so good job
now go find a fire and die in it
awww that sucks. take him to a new friend.
For f**k's sake. How old it this guy? You're not his sister. You're not his minder. If you're in a bar, presumably you're both adults. IT'S UP TO HIM TO LEARN HOW TO TALK TO PEOPLE.
Speaking as someone who has the genuine, bonafide, neurophysiologist-diagnosed ass burgers, if this guy is acting like the end of the world then he's a f**king looser. People are weird. Socialising is hard. You grit your teeth and do it anyway. It's called 'life' and is a bitch.
Uhh...he f**king was before his dickhead c**tbitch of a 'friend' came and f**ked his sh*t all up? For an assburger, you're pretty retarded to not notice that clear part of things.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
you better be a damn troll
Yeah, you f**ked up really bad OP. Really bad. You need to do something to f**king fix this.
Hear my story! I recently went to a bar together with a guy that I friendzoned, he's kinda awkward and shy and has trouble getting in contact with girls, I think he took it kinda bad.
Anyway, after spending a few hours there he suddently found a girl that seemed to like him. They seemed to be a good couple and they talked and had lots of fun.
Then I walked up to him and hugged him from behind and said: How are you doing honey?. Needless to say the girl left 5 seconds later.
Now he is seriously depressed, my intention were to tease him a bit.
adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Wow. This is exactly the reason i avoid girls who friendzone me.
God damn, how much power these people think they have because someone "beneath" them dared to like them. F**k that.
I'm not saying he's fault free, but he's a shy awkward loser, and i suppose he needs some self-esteem boosting, but damn, you sure as sh*t know how to take a guy out with two well aimed shots to the heart.
Heres the rule. Boys f**k things up. Girls are f**ked up. And will f**k you up. Romance is long dead.
I hope one day you understand what you've done. I really do.
OP, you're either conceited, or completely thoughtless.
Choose one.
Troll thread....please let it be a troll thread....
bitch
oh god i hope this is a troll
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE
HELL, MIGHT AS WELL RAGE MORE
Okay lets go out on a limb and assume she actually feels remorse for f**king with the guy like that
*waves hand in front of chorus of groans and boos* I know, i know, but this /adv. we have to do something...allright?
btw OP, might wanna check the general userbase before posting next time. Go to yahoo answers, where there are more girls who'll sympathise with whatver upf**kery you did. for some reason.
Around 70% of the guys here have been friendzoned for no apparent reason.
Okay lets go out on a limb and assume she actually feels remorse for f**king with the guy like that
*waves hand in front of chorus of groans and boos* I know, i know, but this /adv. we have to do something...allright?
btw OP, might wanna check the general userbase before posting next time. Go to yahoo answers, where there are more girls who'll sympathise with whatver upf**kery you did. for some reason.
Around 70% of the guys here have been friendzoned for no apparent reason.
If this is her
OP here, i never thought this thread would still be alive when i came back.
dont really see any difference from before though, ppl are just angry or call me troll
She feels nothing.
you must f**k him
is the only way
OP owes this dude the best sex he's ever had. at least a whole night's worth.
also you're a total c**t and i'd tie you down and cut your face off if you did this sh*t to me.
>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 2 times now.
EPIC, would be trolled again
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE
HELL, MIGHT AS WELL RAGE MORE
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE
HELL, MIGHT AS WELL RAGE MORE
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE
HELL, MIGHT AS WELL RAGE MORE
THIS THREAD IS STILL ALIVE
HELL, MIGHT AS WELL RAGE MORE
F**K YEH RAGE!!!
>Thanks for your request.
>It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
>This thread has been requested 2 times now.
EPIC, would be trolled again
how do i request archiving? tis been so long since something hasn't been completely sh*t ive forgotten
Trollololo. Trollololo. Trollololo.
Solid troll would troll from again A+++++++ recommended!!!!
i know for sure the trolling bitch isn't tracking her post anymore
YOU F**KING BITCH WHY THE F**K WOULD YOU DO THAT
F**K YOU BITCH
F**K YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
You are an insanely jealous attention wh**re.
But i'm getting trolled anyhow.
don't troll bitches you'll be like this dude
>adv, did that make me a bitch? And how can I make it up to him?
Yes, it does. Give him head, and swallow.
>did that make me a bitch?
yes
>how can I make it up to him?
sex
good god people, let it die. this was pages back!
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