How do I pass the drug test?

I smoke pot occasionally and it depends who i am with.
any spring break was f**king crazy and i smoked of course that was 2 weeks ago.
I have to take a urine test for walmart at a EMSI clinic or some sh*t.
I was gonna get piss from a friend put it in a condom, then go piss there with that.
any suggestions advice?

use your own piss is only says in your system for a week

Don't eat for a day, drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. If you're not peeing every hour, you're not drinking enough.
Sh*t works, man

sit in a sauna for a couple of hours and drink plenty of water. exercise. sweat and pee as much as possible.

Don't eat for a day, drink a lot of water and cranberry juice. If you're not peeing every hour, you're not drinking enough.
Sh*t works, man

so you think i should do that and not take my friends piss who hasnt smoked ever in his life?

oh and btw im 6' 140 pounds so im skinny lol. fast metabolism

your urine is about 99 degrees.. and have to stay that for at leat 3 minutes after you piss.. if your friends piss's in a condom for you you need to tuck it in somewhere to keep it warm or your just gonna fail like a f** you are..

If you drink a sh*tload of water, the test will come back inconclusive, giving you more time for it to get out of your system.

water/cranberry juice does nothing
thc is fat soluable

your urine is about 99 degrees.. and have to stay that for at leat 3 minutes after you piss.. if your friends piss's in a condom for you you need to tuck it in somewhere to keep it warm or your just gonna fail like a f** you are..

i was gonna put it in my crotch area

2 weeks is bull sh*t
take friends piss. keep it in condom or small bottle.
tie or strap it to your inner thigh for about 2 or 3 hours.
It will be body temp and ull be fine
(I did it 3 years ago, wouldnt have got a job otherwise)

2 weeks is bull sh*t
take friends piss. keep it in condom or small bottle.
tie or strap it to your inner thigh for about 2 or 3 hours.
It will be body temp and ull be fine
(I did it 3 years ago, wouldnt have got a job otherwise)

im also gonna do it right before the test so it will still be hot

Look for another job where they don't care if you use illegal drugs, or better yet, stop using illegal drugs and re-apply in a month.

Holy sh*t, they want to test your urine before you can work or what?

sit in a sauna for a couple of hours and drink plenty of water. exercise. sweat and pee as much as possible.

Dude, no. Thats just harmful.

Look for another job where they don't care if you use illegal drugs, or better yet, stop using illegal drugs and re-apply in a month.

ha its kinda hard to find jobs right now man im not just gonna throw this away i need it. and i did stop smoking wasnt expecting to get called.

Holy sh*t, they want to test your urine before you can work or what?

yep

so take somebody elses piss and possibly have to wait like an hour to take piss? or just piss myself
havent smoked in 2 weeks, im skinny, and fast metablism