Spooge habits

My brother noticed the c*m stains on my chair and I got into a stupid argument with him. I was wondering if you could help me out. Do most people c*m on a tissue or something or do they c*m and spurt all over the place and then clean up? My brother is in the former camp and I am in the latter.

you are a disgusting person.

C*m into a tissue. Goddamn.
Ejaculate on his bed for revenge.

dude, c*m into a tissue or do SOMETHING.
you're weird.

I c*m onto my stomach and rub it around until it gets absorbed into my skin. Then I go to sleep and when I wake up it's gone.

I c*m onto my stomach and rub it around until it gets absorbed into my skin. Then I go to sleep and when I wake up it's gone.

You smell like semen all the time. People are just too embarrassed to tell you.

You smell like semen all the time. People are just too embarrassed to tell you.

I don't go out, so it's okay, thanks for trying to help though.

dude, c*m into a tissue or do SOMETHING.
you're weird.

I do do something. I wipe it up afterwards.

c*m into tissue wtf

C*m into a tissue you nasty mo fo

I usually wipe it off with a towel or tissue paper. DO NOT EVER EVER attempt to c*m inside a wad of tissue papers for some reason it dries the tip of your dick and it will burn like a motherf**ker for half an hour.

c*m into tissue wtf

Word.
WTF.
C*m into a wad of toilet paper like a normal Zeus fearing person wtf.
If I was your bro I knock your god damn block off.

I c*m onto my stomach and rub it around until it gets absorbed into my skin. Then I go to sleep and when I wake up it's gone.

for you <3

You should wake up early and c*m into his shoes. That should solve the problem

I usually wipe it off with a towel or tissue paper. DO NOT EVER EVER attempt to c*m inside a wad of tissue papers for some reason it dries the tip of your dick and it will burn like a motherf**ker for half an hour.

OP Here,
Wow, only one person who does the same as me. I feel disgusting neckbeard now.

OP Here,
Wow, only one person who does the same as me. I feel disgusting neckbeard now.

OP Here,
Wow, only one person who does the same as me. I feel disgusting neckbeard now.

im guy that posted

I usually wipe it off with a towel or tissue paper. DO NOT EVER EVER attempt to c*m inside a wad of tissue papers for some reason it dries the tip of your dick and it will burn like a motherf**ker for half an hour.

just make sure it gets on your belly and make sure to wipe up later

i use a tissue or a towel or something

usually c*m on my hands (don't really spurt unless someone else is stimulating me) and wipe off with tissue, wash hands, dry with tissue
a different tissue mind you

im guy that posted
just make sure it gets on your belly and make sure to wipe up later

Well sometimes I'll masturbate for like an hour or two and then c*m so it's all pressurized and goes all over the place. (Damn I feel more and more like a skeezy neckbeard).

i just c*m in pants/pjs and go to sleep.

i just swallow it lol

WTF OP c*m on to a tissue, seriously

Anyone remember that thread a little while back where this guy took a photo of his crusty cumstained carpet which he referred to as his landing zone?
That was like damn.

I usually just c*m where ever. Pretty much just lands on me most of the time.

I'm in the splooge anywhere camp. I remember the first time my mother confronted me because stuff like bed sheets was all stained and I felt kinda bad. But I was adamant in this becuase just going off anywhere feels good,man and since then she has accepted it and now says nothing.

I c*m on my stomach, granted I usually shoot so hard it ends up in my face unless I hold back.
Its easy to clean up with some tissues anyway.

And you all wonder why you can't get laid, LOL.

ITT: Wanking in front of your computer.

shuffle over to toilet
nut in toilet
profit

I c*m on my stomach, granted I usually shoot so hard it ends up in my face unless I hold back.
Its easy to clean up with some tissues anyway.

It's scary when it goes right over your shoulder, inches from your eye. F**k, that would probably sting.

C*m on stomach
Use towel to clean no more than 3 loads before laundry/Take shower immediately after.

I knew you basement dwellers were gross, but I didn't realize it was THIS bad. How f**king hard is it to c*m into a tissue or wash yourself afterwards? Good lord, that is f**king lazy.

I gush onto my hand and navel and sometimes it dribbles down my c**k, then, hand firmly on c**k i shuffle out of bed and reach over to my drawers and rummage around for a year old semen encrusted sock that i use to wipe my seed from off of my belly.
Ole crusty hasn't let me down yet, and he never will.

I spooged anywhere I wanted... After a while I saw stainage. I cleaned up the stains and now I spunk in tissues.
Feels hygienic man.

I gush onto my hand and navel and sometimes it dribbles down my c**k, then, hand firmly on c**k i shuffle out of bed and reach over to my drawers and rummage around for a year old semen encrusted sock that i use to wipe my seed from off of my belly.
Ole crusty hasn't let me down yet, and he never will.

i do that but i use an old shirt

I rotate through 2-3 socks by my computer. Wash them every time I do a load of whites.

I gush onto my hand and navel and sometimes it dribbles down my c**k, then, hand firmly on c**k i shuffle out of bed and reach over to my drawers and rummage around for a year old semen encrusted sock that i use to wipe my seed from off of my belly.
Ole crusty hasn't let me down yet, and he never will.

>Ole crusty hasn't let me down yet, and he never will.
lol'd. Hard.
Neckbeard?

>Ole crusty hasn't let me down yet, and he never will.
lol'd. Hard.
Neckbeard?

Me too, and then I thought about the time he has someone visit and "ole crusty" lets him down by being discovered...

Fold up a few pieces of toilet paper and drop a load on it. How could anyone even consider spooging around their room/house?

C*m on stomach --> wipe up with dirty underwear. I find socks aren't absorbent enough.

>Ole crusty hasn't let me down yet, and he never will.
lol'd. Hard.
Neckbeard?

no i ain't a neckbeard bro, i'm a strapping young bright faced boy

my little brother cummed all over his computer chair; years later the stains are still there. I never brought it up, but I also never sit on that chair. If I were him I would've thrown it out and bought a new chair.

Jizz in a balloon.. keep filling it.
Throw it at someone from my car.

I typically c*m on my pubes or into my underwear, then wipe it up with a white towel that I was often.

C*m in a bottle; refrigerate that sh*t.
delicious Protein shakes

Oh my god look at that OP bitches puffy nipple, i wish to drizzle my jizz all over it.

and that beardy guy will be like 'ey mang, whata you go spray your snake juicea all over my wife?' and i'll ride his camel into the sunset, leaving him to tend to his weeping woman

I'm in the splooge anywhere camp. I remember the first time my mother confronted me because stuff like bed sheets was all stained and I felt kinda bad. But I was adamant in this becuase just going off anywhere feels good,man and since then she has accepted it and now says nothing.

>Son, I was doing the laundry and your bedsheets were covered in semen. Can you try to be a little less messy?
>I'LL C*M WHEREVER THE F**K I WANT, BITCH. NOW GO MAKE ME A SANDWICH.
>Fine.
But seriously, what the f**k?