Grower versus shower

So tell me anons.
Which is better. Being a grower or a shower?

Shower, of course.
Why are you even asking this?

Grower. I love surprised faces.

Well, if you never take a shower then nobody will care about how big your dick grows or how big it is at all.

So tell me anons.
Which is better. Being a grower or a shower?

jesus f**k, I really want to see that episode.
but I am also terrified.

I much more grow than show, and I gotta say that it feels good man. A show is only good when playing the penis game with your bros. Otherwise it's as good as monopoly money compared to legal tender.

Grower
That's where it counts.

I'm a grower, a couple of my female friends think I have a tiny penis because my bulge was really obvious one day, but it grows to over 6.5".
For some reason many girls don't seem to be able to get their head around the fact that a guy with a smaller flaccid penis than another guy can have a larger erect penis than him.

Being a grower is a tough job, mostly depending on the plants you grow and on the local climate.
Being a shower is just silly, but I guess that life as a shower would be pretty much free of all the annoying stressful things in regular human routine. Hopefully you could be lucky enough to end up with someone who keeps you clean and doesn't shove you up bodily cavities you'd rather stay out of.
All things considered, I'd go for shower, but tbh life as a grower sounds peaceful and quiet, so why the hell not.

I'm a grower, a couple of my female friends think I have a tiny penis because my bulge was really obvious one day, but it grows to over 6.5".
For some reason many girls don't seem to be able to get their head around the fact that a guy with a smaller flaccid penis than another guy can have a larger erect penis than him.

Girls are stupid.

I myself am the latter
Feels good man

Shower, of course.
Why are you even asking this?

If you are over 7 inches, being a shower is good. Under? Then being a grower is better.

A shower is only useful for not being laughed at in high school or something

I'm a grower, a couple of my female friends think I have a tiny penis because my bulge was really obvious one day, but it grows to over 6.5".
For some reason many girls don't seem to be able to get their head around the fact that a guy with a smaller flaccid penis than another guy can have a larger erect penis than him.

I'm a grower, so I can confirm this. 4 inch flaccid, 8 inch erect. Feels... weird man.

Grower is best because it allows you to entertain fantasies of being stripped naked by a group of girls who taunt you about your small dick (which I do often thank you very much) without damaging your self-esteem as you know that you can reach six inches when it counts.

Grower here. My gf finds it fascinating and used to play with it and giggle when it grew.

Girls are stupid.

Girls also can't tell size for sh*t. Hence all the females posting about how their bf has an 8" c**k.

A shower is only useful for not being laughed at in high school or something

Grower here.
Sh*t happened a lot at school.

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Grower = small flaccid penis but massive when erect
Shower = penis that doesn't change size when either erect or flaccid.

growers are more evolved

female says grower :)

Grower = small flaccid penis but massive when erect
Shower = penis that doesn't change size when either erect or flaccid.

>Shower = penis that doesn't change size when either erect or flaccid.
I was not aware there were penises like this, I thought everybody grew when erect.

>Shower = penis that doesn't change size when either erect or flaccid.
I was not aware there were penises like this, I thought everybody grew when erect.

Generally, it means you'll be 4-5 inches flaccid, and only gain an inch or so when erect. A grower has a much bigger difference, going from 2-3 inches flaccid to 6-7 when erect.

About 5.5" flaccid, 7.5" erect.
Shower - good for strip poker.

1" flaccid to 6 1/2" erect here. The surprise on a chick's face when she sees the change is f**king unbelieveable.

Being a grower myself, I would preffer being a shower.
The way I see it, while the grower's penis is less likely to suffer any damage when flacid that is f**king useless to humans, but getting a girl's attention because of you size can actually be very profitable.
For example, when I go running my penis gets in peanut mode: even smaller than usual. I have noticed a striking increase of female attention when jogging, and their eyes usually go down to your dick. That's where a shower shines.

I have browsed web for over 3 years
I have f**ked over 15 girls
I have gotten head from over 30 attractive women
The entire soccer team has seen my penis in the showers
And yet, I didn't just figure out what this meant until just now

Growerrrrrr all the way
Especially when I get it to put it in my mouth when it's totally flaccid and feel it get engorged and swollen by teasing and sucking- ffffffffffsof**kinghot

Grower = small flaccid penis but massive when erect
Shower = penis that doesn't change size when either erect or flaccid.

It's not like that at all retard. You're just bigger when you're flacid and will grow less than a grower (doesn't make a grower bigger though) but it still grows.
A lot of people assumet heir a grower at first, I thought I was then I was like wait a minute, I'm a shower.

OP:
>question about dick size
Anonymous:

I'm a grower, a couple of my female friends think I have a tiny penis because my bulge was really obvious one day, but it grows to over 6.5".
For some reason many girls don't seem to be able to get their head around the fact that a guy with a smaller flaccid penis than another guy can have a larger erect penis than him.

Girls are stupid.

I'm a grower, so I can confirm this. 4 inch flaccid, 8 inch erect. Feels... weird man.

>girls are stupid

Grower here. My gf finds it fascinating and used to play with it and giggle when it grew.

Girls also can't tell size for sh*t. Hence all the females posting about how their bf has an 8" c**k.

>and have bad visual-spatial skills
I love web.

I don't even know how to evaluate this.
Flaccid I'm still at around 5 inches, but when fully erect I'm hitting 9 1/2.
Would I still be considered a grower or a shower?

1" flaccid to 6 1/2" erect here. The surprise on a chick's face when she sees the change is f**king unbelieveable.

Is it like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOACeDEE8vU&feature=related

I don't even know how to evaluate this.
Flaccid I'm still at around 5 inches, but when fully erect I'm hitting 9 1/2.
Would I still be considered a grower or a shower?

You'd be considered bad at measuring, buddy.

I'm a pretty big grower. I'm about one a half inches flaccid, but 6 inches when erect.

Being a grower myself, I would preffer being a shower.
The way I see it, while the grower's penis is less likely to suffer any damage when flacid that is f**king useless to humans, but getting a girl's attention because of you size can actually be very profitable.
For example, when I go running my penis gets in peanut mode: even smaller than usual. I have noticed a striking increase of female attention when jogging, and their eyes usually go down to your dick. That's where a shower shines.

I lol'd so hard. When I run it seems like my junk crawls up inside me. Not a huge deal because I generally run at night and I see less people on the track, but it is embarrassing. Can't stop every girl and scream, "Don't judge me, it gets bigger I swear!"

You'd be considered bad at measuring, buddy.

I'm not kidding man. It's because of that massive jump in size high school wasn't as sweet as I wanted it to be. Even now I have to shove my dick between my legs when I put my pants on so any erections won't be painfully obvious during the day.
Also, maybe just 9, but sh*t still almost doubles when it grows.

So long as you don't have a small, worthless dick like me it shouldn't matter too much.

So long as you don't have a small, worthless dick like me it shouldn't matter too much.

I can deepthroat you better though!

I can deepthroat you better though!

>I can laugh at you with my friends the next day

So long as you don't have a small, worthless dick like me it shouldn't matter too much.

erect or flaccid?
>You have been muted for 4 minutes 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

jesus f**k, I really want to see that episode.
but I am also terrified.

Here ya go.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fbn6In9aSGo&feature=related
Also the follow up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mluRyNLSQiY

erect or flaccid?
>You have been muted for 4 minutes 16 seconds, because your comment was not original.

Both. I'm basically a shower, but without much to show.

I can deepthroat you better though!

gtfo fa**ot.

I'm not kidding man. It's because of that massive jump in size high school wasn't as sweet as I wanted it to be. Even now I have to shove my dick between my legs when I put my pants on so any erections won't be painfully obvious during the day.
Also, maybe just 9, but sh*t still almost doubles when it grows.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN HOLY F**K
9" here since high school freshman year (f**k yeah genetics), I could FEEL the eyes when I walked around school. Sh*t was embarrassing. I had to do the same thing. I also resorted to baggy clothes and briefs. Tried to focus thoughts on non-sexual ideas all the time. Gym was my downfall, running in those shorts. I'm a grower, but still, Puberty was a bitch with the random boners 24/7.

I'm not kidding man. It's because of that massive jump in size high school wasn't as sweet as I wanted it to be. Even now I have to shove my dick between my legs when I put my pants on so any erections won't be painfully obvious during the day.
Also, maybe just 9, but sh*t still almost doubles when it grows.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN HOLY F**K
9" here since high school freshman year (f**k yeah genetics), I could FEEL the eyes when I walked around school. Sh*t was embarrassing. I had to do the same thing. I also resorted to baggy clothes and briefs. Tried to focus thoughts on non-sexual ideas all the time. Gym was my downfall, running in those shorts. I'm a grower, but still, Puberty was a bitch with the random boners 24/7.

> have hueg dong
> bitch about it
Seriously, guys.

I FEEL YOUR PAIN HOLY F**K
9" here since high school freshman year (f**k yeah genetics), I could FEEL the eyes when I walked around school. Sh*t was embarrassing. I had to do the same thing. I also resorted to baggy clothes and briefs. Tried to focus thoughts on non-sexual ideas all the time. Gym was my downfall, running in those shorts. I'm a grower, but still, Puberty was a bitch with the random boners 24/7.

Doesn't matter. It hasn't helped at all with getting girls. Never has. Still a virgin, sophomore year in college, f**k. Big c**k =/ Good looks/personality/social skills.
Just as bad as you guys.

Doesn't matter. It hasn't helped at all with getting girls. Never has. Still a virgin, sophomore year in college, f**k. Big c**k =/ Good looks/personality/social skills.
Just as bad as you guys.

I'd still take what you have over my 4 incher.

SHOWER PROBABLY
GROWER MYSELF, I GO FROM 1"/1.5" TO A HAIR'S BREADTH UNDER SEVEN
FEELS SELF-AWARENESS AND NEUROSIS-INDUCING, MAN

About 5.5" flaccid, 7.5" erect.
Shower - good for strip poker.

This.
Every time I've played strip anything, I always wanted to pop a boner just to feel better.