First time I ever had a wart, it was on my forearm. Retarded spot for a little wart. Spent months picking at it and sh*t and hiding it with bandaids before I finally bought some Dr. Scholl's wart remover sh*t. Stuck to it and it fell off in like a couple weeks.
10 or so years later, now I've got a goddamned wart on my palm. Bought a "2-in-1" removal "system", ie. something to freeze it and acid to burn it. The freezing part is actually really fun. F**k, I kind of want to do it more often. The plain old dab some on salicylic acid solution, though, sucks compared to how I remember the disks impregnated with acid. Sh*t is far less precise, is taking far longer, and is making the whole spot turn awesomely disgustingly black and bubbly.
Your turn, f**s.
Instead of buying the stuff to freeze it off, just use those cans of compressed air that spray freezing cold stuff out of them when held upside down. Cover with duct tape, repeat every few days.
planters wort on the outside of my right foot. got in there with a tweezers. doctors are pu**ies with liquid nitrogen.
i've never had one but holy f**k that looks painful
I had a deep seated wart in the bottom of my foot for the longest time.
Then one day I happened to hit my foot on a jagged piece of something on the floor. Happened to rip the f**ker right out.
Was convenient.
planters wort on the outside of my right foot. got in there with a tweezers. doctors are pu**ies with liquid nitrogen.
I had a huge one on my heel, I spent time everyday picking at it and cutting at it and the damn thing always came back. Had them on my hands too. Simply had to get them 'lasered' off.
Needs moar Mario, amirite?
Had a plantar wart on my pinky toe. I let it get out of hand for too long. My skin started to look like op's pic, but with little black tipped feelers sticking out of the middle. It started to spread so I decided to kill it with chemicals. When it got really small I stubbed my toe and it popped. Worst pain ever, but I haven't gotten one since.
Aren't warts caused by HPV? And isn't the general perception that little kids get warts? Something about Catholic priests? Too lame to think this post through? Help?
I used to have a wart on my ankle for years and years then one day I went to the doctor to get it removed and they took a blood and piss sample and scheduled me to go back in a couple weeks to get it removed and about a week later it just disappeared. Now I'm wondering why they needed a blood and piss sample just to remove a wart...
Aren't warts caused by HPV? And isn't the general perception that little kids get warts? Something about Catholic priests? Too lame to think this post through? Help?
Anyone can get warts, just happens sometimes. It is HPV, though.
Also, WARTTOE
I used to have a wart on my ankle for years and years then one day I went to the doctor to get it removed and they took a blood and piss sample and scheduled me to go back in a couple weeks to get it removed and about a week later it just disappeared. Now I'm wondering why they needed a blood and piss sample just to remove a wart...
NAZI "HEALTHCARE" CONSPIRACY BRO
I had a few warts on my finger. I just put a weak acid on duct tape and picked pieces out of it every night. Worked well for being like $3.
When I was a child I would get them frozen off. One time it blistered really bad and it exploded after getting off an amusement park ride and the pus got all over my friend's ice cream. He didn't see and I didn't tell him cause I thought that sh*t was hilarious at the time. Probably should have tho
Had them really bad on my palm when I was a young kid. I remember counting 27 altogether.
I tried a lot of different types of treatments with several doctors, over the counter medications, and some completely bat-sh*t folk remedies from my mom's archives.
None of them worked, hell, I got more progress from ripping them out. They came back later, though.
Then, one day after years of failed treatment, poof. They were gone, all 28 of them.
What the f**k happened.
eww,just looking at the OP will probably give me a wart.
I am not kidding. I have done acid, freezing, doctor's visits. I've done it all.
Put a slice of garlic on the thing with medical tape, it's gone in 1 week.
Had them really bad on my palm when I was a young kid. I remember counting 27 altogether.
I tried a lot of different types of treatments with several doctors, over the counter medications, and some completely bat-sh*t folk remedies from my mom's archives.
None of them worked, hell, I got more progress from ripping them out. They came back later, though.
Then, one day after years of failed treatment, poof. They were gone, all 28 of them.
What the f**k happened.
Obviously warts are some sort of overactive immune system response to some otherwise minor pathogen. The reason your warts spontaneously disappeared is most likely due to your immune system being preoccupied fighting some other retrovirus. Probably one related to some sort of immunodeficiency syndrome, acquired, most likely. Enjoy it.
Back in the day...
I had had this huge crush on this boy that I went to high school with. We were over at his house, his parents were out of town. We were goofing off, and I ended up falling on my ass. I was embarrassed as hell. He reached down to grab my hand, and my palms started getting really sweaty because of the embarrassment/attraction combo. I didn't want to grab onto his hand with gross sweaty palms, so I just brushed his hand away and sat myself back up. He then looks down and says, "yeah, the warts on my hands are pretty gross." His hands were littered with warts all the way up his arms, it was f**king sick... and I had never noticed until then. It kind of killed my attraction.
Moral of the story: Don't mention your warts, on the off chance people aren't very observant.
I had a wart on one of my little toes. Was kind of fun to pick it and chip away at it. Went away on its own after a month or two.
Obviously warts are some sort of overactive immune system response to some otherwise minor pathogen. The reason your warts spontaneously disappeared is most likely due to your immune system being preoccupied fighting some other retrovirus. Probably one related to some sort of immunodeficiency syndrome, acquired, most likely. Enjoy it.
Hmm. I did have the Flu frequently.
So, which immunodeficiency syndrome could I have, I wonder now...
I had a wart on one of my little toes. Was kind of fun to pick it and chip away at it. Went away on its own after a month or two.
probably a corn, bro, sorry to kick you out of the secret wart brotherhood
april 2009.
could only get rid of it by a derma.
used a curette and cauterized it.
have scar in place now which is pretty red and to boot i have warts near my fingers nails except for 2 fingers.
sh*t sucks...
april 2009.
could only get rid of it by a derma.
used a curette and cauterized it.
have scar in place now which is pretty red and to boot i have warts near my fingers nails except for 2 fingers.
sh*t sucks...
april 2009.
could only get rid of it by a derma.
used a curette and cauterized it.
have scar in place now which is pretty red and to boot i have warts near my fingers nails except for 2 fingers.
sh*t sucks...
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I had 5 warts on my left hand. Took several sessions of liquid nitrogen/paring at a dermatologist's office to get them off. It took months. Dr. Scholl's didn't work, and neither did anything else. The doctor was my last resort.
I had a wart on the bottom of my left big toe, I never bought anything for it, and I have no idea how I managed to get rid of it, but I suppose i stabbed at it enough with my knife/penicls/other sh*t and eventually I just ripped the f**ker off. It hurt like f**king hell the entire time I had it, and it hurt just to walk, but meh I got over it.
probably a corn, bro, sorry to kick you out of the secret wart brotherhood
Did some googling, it was definitely a plantar wart.
I burn them with matchs. After that its just a burn.The blood pools around it then it becomes a scab, bye bye wart.
I think I had a plantars wart on my big toe. The skin looked different, and there were these thin black and red and dark red rods in it. I would have to saw off a layer of dead skin with my knife, then use the tip of the knife to pull out the rods. I don't know what they were, or if that's what I was supposed to do, but it killed time and I don't have the thing anymore.
Hmm. I did have the Flu frequently.
So, which immunodeficiency syndrome could I have, I wonder now...
He was implying you had AIDS, that is all.
OP for some reason I find your pic mesmerizing.
>Two warts on the ball of my foot
>hurts like f**k to walk
>go to doctor
>burns it off with liquid nitrogen
>doesn't go away
>cut it out with my knife
My doctor is f**king useless. He can't fix acne, he can't fix warts, he can't fix back pain.
Woo, wart stories!
First time I ever had a wart, it was on my forearm. Retarded spot for a little wart. Spent months picking at it and sh*t and hiding it with bandaids before I finally bought some Dr. Scholl's wart remover sh*t. Stuck to it and it fell off in like a couple weeks.
10 or so years later, now I've got a goddamned wart on my palm. Bought a "2-in-1" removal "system", ie. something to freeze it and acid to burn it. The freezing part is actually really fun. F**k, I kind of want to do it more often. The plain old dab some on salicylic acid solution, though, sucks compared to how I remember the disks impregnated with acid. Sh*t is far less precise, is taking far longer, and is making the whole spot turn awesomely disgustingly black and bubbly.
Your turn, f**s.
Jesus f**king christ that looks painful. redandenflamed
I grew one of those plantar warts on the heel of my right foot... sh*t was weird. I picked at it off and on, and it went away eventually. It came back, and I ignored it, hoping it would just go away again. F**ker eventually brought along two friends.
Went to the doctor and did that freezing thing. Sh*t HURTS, man. I was to put acid on in every night and cover it with tape... eventually I went in with tweezers and nail clippers, and pretty mcuh decimated half of my heel. It was all dead skin... was so strange how the skin just separated from the heel...
I'm sure I'm not the only one that gets a sick pleasure out of picking on stuff.
He was implying you had AIDS, that is all.
But my last STD test came back all-negative.
But my last STD test came back all-negative.
Negative means you failed it and are infected with something you tard.
>Two warts on the ball of my foot
>hurts like f**k to walk
>go to doctor
>burns it off with liquid nitrogen
>doesn't go away
>cut it out with my knife
My doctor is f**king useless. He can't fix acne, he can't fix warts, he can't fix back pain.
This.
Tried all sort of freezing and acid sh*t for about a year on this massive one on my heel to no effect, fixed in the end with a bottle of whiskey (for me, not the foot) and a f**k off big knife.
Made a mess of my foot but after all the skin grew back it had gone :3
Negative means you failed it and are infected with something you tard.
2/10.
BlackYouDon'tStop
I grew one of those plantar warts on the heel of my right foot... sh*t was weird. I picked at it off and on, and it went away eventually. It came back, and I ignored it, hoping it would just go away again. F**ker eventually brought along two friends.
Went to the doctor and did that freezing thing. Sh*t HURTS, man. I was to put acid on in every night and cover it with tape... eventually I went in with tweezers and nail clippers, and pretty mcuh decimated half of my heel. It was all dead skin... was so strange how the skin just separated from the heel...
I'm sure I'm not the only one that gets a sick pleasure out of picking on stuff.
you realize the virus itself is in the skin and is contagious?
as in, i hope you tossed or boil/alcohol cleaned those tools before using them ever again, or just tossed them . .
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