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oh hai im dont mind me just getting this thread to the top of page number 1
FYI - OP was an emo getting yelled at by passing cars that threw sh*t at him.
They were right. You are not, nor will you ever be cool.
Lets see...dumb things I've done...
Drank Piss
Been Tasered
Car Surfed
Ridden Shopping Carts into Curbs
Had Roman Candles launched at me
had Fluorescent light tubes broken on me
been executed, paintball style
Been completely mummified in duct tape (only boxers underneath) and dropped off in the middle of a crowded campus.
Been branded with a superheated Quarter
That's just off the top of my head...
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FYI - OP was an emo getting yelled at by passing cars that threw sh*t at him.
They were right. You are not, nor will you ever be cool.
lol you mad emo?
Lets see...dumb things I've done...
Drank Piss
Been Tasered
Car Surfed
Ridden Shopping Carts into Curbs
Had Roman Candles launched at me
had Fluorescent light tubes broken on me
been executed, paintball style
Been completely mummified in duct tape (only boxers underneath) and dropped off in the middle of a crowded campus.
Been branded with a superheated Quarter
That's just off the top of my head...
Got any other stories, knoxville?
Wasted a few years of my life.
I WASTED 4; WHO CAN BEAT MY RECORD?
Wasted a few years of my life.
I WASTED 4; WHO CAN BEAT MY RECORD?
wtd didyou do for those 4 years?
My first morning in Belgium, I ate breakfast down in my hotel's kitchen.
I tried to flag down a waiter for some coffee.
Turned out it was just a Belgian.
Immediately, I had a neon sign over my head that flashed 'stupid american' every second.
Wasted a few years of my life.
I WASTED 4; WHO CAN BEAT MY RECORD?
5, failed out of college at 18 after one semester. spent next three years on wow and working deadend jobs. spent the year and a half after that living with a girl along the east coast working at disneyworld/gamestop/couple other jobs, thought we were getting married. we broke up 4 months ago (she got engaged two months after we broke up to someone id never heard of) and im about to turn 23. just finished my app to a new college last week. feelsespeciallybadman.jpeg
Lets see...dumb things I've done...
Drank Piss
Been Tasered
Car Surfed
Ridden Shopping Carts into Curbs
Had Roman Candles launched at me
had Fluorescent light tubes broken on me
been executed, paintball style
Been completely mummified in duct tape (only boxers underneath) and dropped off in the middle of a crowded campus.
Been branded with a superheated Quarter
That's just off the top of my head...
>drank piss
I have too. I ate fly agaric when I was 16 and thought I'd drink my piss afterwards like Siberian shamans do.
Never again man, never again.
Got any other stories, knoxville?
umm, well lemme think...
Couple more of mine,
Snorted wasabi,
Had darts thrown at my bare ass/back
had a buddy who played lacrosse launch a few at my back (it was cold, hurt like a bitch)
well my partner in crime here has done quite a bit too, and my brother who formerly only Videotaped has started getting in on it...
Teammate in Dumbassery-
Snorts EVERYTHING (Charcoal, red pepper flakes, wasabi, salt, flour, gold bond powder, hand sanitizer etc...)
Ran full tilt and headfirst into a parked car.
Took around 130 paintballs with no shirt on.
Also got branded, although his was a pair of pliers,
has lit several parts of his body on fire,
also took lacrosse shots to the back
he got pepper sprayed (damn that sucked, we had to take care of him for like 3 hours...)
launched a bottle rocket out of his a**hole...
yea, we dumb...
umm, well lemme think...
Couple more of mine,
Snorted wasabi,
Had darts thrown at my bare ass/back
had a buddy who played lacrosse launch a few at my back (it was cold, hurt like a bitch)
well my partner in crime here has done quite a bit too, and my brother who formerly only Videotaped has started getting in on it...
Teammate in Dumbassery-
Snorts EVERYTHING (Charcoal, red pepper flakes, wasabi, salt, flour, gold bond powder, hand sanitizer etc...)
Ran full tilt and headfirst into a parked car.
Took around 130 paintballs with no shirt on.
Also got branded, although his was a pair of pliers,
has lit several parts of his body on fire,
also took lacrosse shots to the back
he got pepper sprayed (damn that sucked, we had to take care of him for like 3 hours...)
launched a bottle rocket out of his a**hole...
yea, we dumb...
ooh, thought of another one,
I drank my buddy's tobacco spit...
Ohmagawd
worst ever,
as bad as piss,
voted for Obama
F**k, dude. You should video tape this sh*t.
F**k, dude. You should video tape this sh*t.
actually...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrigys81xo
that's the one year anniversary, a lot of our other stuff never ended up on tape since we do a lot of it on camping trips where we forgot our camera...
wtd didyou do for those 4 years?
It started when I lost a good girl friend, then I just kept to myself and lost literally ALL my other friends because I was so reclusive.
I then went from straight A's to complete F's because of lack of motivation.
Things kept getting worse, but eventually the pain of loneliness, jealousy, and failing grades became numb.
I was eventually sent to a mental hospital, prescribed anti-depressants, and I see a therapist on a weekly basis.
Basically, those 4 years I move forward with my life.
actually...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wrigys81xo
that's the one year anniversary, a lot of our other stuff never ended up on tape since we do a lot of it on camping trips where we forgot our camera...
god,
the dip spit thing was disgusting...
any more videos?
god,
the dip spit thing was disgusting...
any more videos?
yea, all our other videos are there under my bro's username.
11 is a pretty good one if I remember right.
-bawwing about a girl
-drank bongwater
-stole a bike right infront of the police station and get arrested for it.
-speaking with ni**ers
drinking too much and blacking out a couple times
ignoring "the signs" from a couple of girls
getting sh*tty grades it HS when i could have gotten A's
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