Do mice bite?

GUYS GUYS
There's a mouse hiding in my room, I f**king love mice.
Will it try to bite me if I catch it with my hands?

Yes. yesblocx

Yeah, it probably will. F**kers often are really fast too, so good luck with catching it anyway.

mebbe you should ask him op o_o

Yeah, it probably will. F**kers often are really fast too, so good luck with catching it anyway.

yeah I noticed when it shot in here, I still can't find it so maybe it's been running around behind me. I barricaded my door so it can't slip under though so it's only a matter of time :D
Do you think a mouse bite would hurt much?

It will eat you alive when you sleep.

yeah I noticed when it shot in here, I still can't find it so maybe it's been running around behind me. I barricaded my door so it can't slip under though so it's only a matter of time :D
Do you think a mouse bite would hurt much?

yeah it will hurt like a bitch, their teeth are like razors. Also its probably carrying rabies

An untamed mouse will probably die from shock, if you catch it.

An untamed mouse will probably die from shock, if you catch it.

This. Sorry for you, OP ;________;
But you should just get a tame mouse.

My apartment's had a small mice problem for the last several months. The mice are so goddamn cute, and ridiculously brave too (one of the baby mice crawled up inside my pant leg when I was sitting motionless reading).
We've been capturing them by turning a trashcan over and propping it up with a toothpick tied to a string and putting bait inside, then letting them go outside.

An untamed mouse will probably die from shock, if you catch it.

don't bullsh*t me man, they have to face predators in real life and I'm pretty sure they don't just flop over dead when they get grabbed by a bird or a snake

yeah I noticed when it shot in here, I still can't find it so maybe it's been running around behind me. I barricaded my door so it can't slip under though so it's only a matter of time :D
Do you think a mouse bite would hurt much?

It doesn't hurt much, but they certainly have no trouble to bite through your skin and make you bleed, so gloves are probably a good idea. I would be more worried about infections and such than the little pain it causes anyway...and yeah, I've had the pleasure.

My apartment's had a small mice problem for the last several months. The mice are so goddamn cute, and ridiculously brave too (one of the baby mice crawled up inside my pant leg when I was sitting motionless reading).
We've been capturing them by turning a trashcan over and propping it up with a toothpick tied to a string and putting bait inside, then letting them go outside.

op here, BRB making a mousetrap, I used to do this all the time with birds

F**ken lol'd at the OP.

It probably will try to bite you. It will almost definitely pee on you though.

op here, BRB making a mousetrap, I used to do this all the time with birds

FYI, the best bait we used was a little bit of leftover teriyaki ramen. They went f**king crazy for that stuff.

Mice are so awesome.
Rats on the other hand. Jesus Christ their tails are pig disgusting.

GUYS GUYS
There's a mouse hiding in my room, I f**king love mice.
Will it try to bite me if I catch it with my hands?

If it's 3 feet tall, and wears red shorts with white buttons, it's very friendly. Force it to give you blowjobs, it'll whine, grunt, and nervously laugh... in it's hot high pitched voice. Also, take photos and show.

yeah I noticed when it shot in here, I still can't find it so maybe it's been running around behind me. I barricaded my door so it can't slip under though so it's only a matter of time :D
Do you think a mouse bite would hurt much?

It probably won't bite. And no they don't hurt. I used to have two rats for pets - bill and tedd - and if they ever bit you it was more funny than anything else.
Knowing anonymous you'll probably still freak out like a little girl.

don't bullsh*t me man, they have to face predators in real life and I'm pretty sure they don't just flop over dead when they get grabbed by a bird or a snake

I caught one once. It basically flopped over dead.

It probably won't bite. And no they don't hurt. I used to have two rats for pets - bill and tedd - and if they ever bit you it was more funny than anything else.
Knowing anonymous you'll probably still freak out like a little girl.

yeah this is probably what will happen when the mouse bites me:
>OW F**K F**K F**K
>tears
>wait that didn't really hurt
>dear anonymous I just got bitten by a dog..

I caught one once. It basically flopped over dead.

oh god I'd feel so bad if that happened D:

It probably won't bite. And no they don't hurt. I used to have two rats for pets - bill and tedd - and if they ever bit you it was more funny than anything else.
Knowing anonymous you'll probably still freak out like a little girl.

Yeah, but those are domesticated and probably not biting you as hard as they could. Some of the dogs I know do the same, huge difference between actually biting and just the playful biting that's not intended to really cause any injury.
As a kid, I grabbed a mouse while playing outside (no Idea how I even could catch it), it bit me and I let it go. Almost bleed to death! Well, not really, but there were a couple drops of blood and that thing was tiny compared to a rat.
Props on calling them Bill and Ted!

I found it, then it escaped into a box under my bed. Considering engineering a trap for it, just a piece of cardboard with a bit of food on the end propped on something over a bin. the mouse climbs onto the cardboard, the cardboard gives way and the mouse falls into the bin
success?
The mouse goes into the roll, overbalances and falls into the bin, success?

I found it, then it escaped into a box under my bed. Considering engineering a trap for it, just a piece of cardboard with a bit of food on the end propped on something over a bin. the mouse climbs onto the cardboard, the cardboard gives way and the mouse falls into the bin
success?
The mouse goes into the roll, overbalances and falls into the bin, success?

oops, double success

I found it, then it escaped into a box under my bed. Considering engineering a trap for it, just a piece of cardboard with a bit of food on the end propped on something over a bin. the mouse climbs onto the cardboard, the cardboard gives way and the mouse falls into the bin
success?
The mouse goes into the roll, overbalances and falls into the bin, success?

It's like the game Mousetrap!
DO IT!!!!

I am a pro at catching mice.
Put a box on it's side in a corner in your room and chase the mouse out of various hidey-holes until it eventually goes in the box. Then pick up the box.
Also make sure that the door is closed so it doesn't f**k right off with a massive trollface on.
BAM free mouse.

It's like the game Mousetrap!
DO IT!!!!

I WILL!!
Oh man this is so fun, I blocked off my door with socks and it keeps running out into the open to try get past them, but I'm scaring it back so it doesn't realise it can't.
I'm gonna make my trap now
seriously my face is like :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

I WILL!!
Oh man this is so fun, I blocked off my door with socks and it keeps running out into the open to try get past them, but I'm scaring it back so it doesn't realise it can't.
I'm gonna make my trap now
seriously my face is like :DDDDDDDDDDDDD

Oh man, I wish I was there to see this.
Oh man, oh man.

Oh man, I wish I was there to see this.
Oh man, oh man.

hey, it's what I say when I'm excited.

I am a pro at catching mice.
Put a box on it's side in a corner in your room and chase the mouse out of various hidey-holes until it eventually goes in the box. Then pick up the box.
Also make sure that the door is closed so it doesn't f**k right off with a massive trollface on.
BAM free mouse.

I did this, but with a poster that I rolled up, I stuffed one end under the door and left the other in the open, now I'm just waiting for it to pop out and see what happens
:DDDDDDDDDDDD this is so exciting!

IM FRIGGIN EXCITED TOO

Why is this the best thread on anonymous right now?

hey, it's what I say when I'm excited.

I did this, but with a poster that I rolled up, I stuffed one end under the door and left the other in the open, now I'm just waiting for it to pop out and see what happens
:DDDDDDDDDDDD this is so exciting!

I wasn't making fun of you. I didn't even realize you had written "oh man"
I was just "oh man-ing".
This sounds weird.

Why is this the best thread on anonymous right now?

Because the board has been overrun by fa**ots and trolls pretending to be pedophiles.

IT'S A ZANY ACTION
A CRAZY CONTRAPTION
THE FUN IS CATCHING
IT'S MOUSE TRAP

Why is this the best thread on anonymous right now?

op here, because mice are awesome and trying to outwit an opponent is always fun.
I think I scared him into hiding when I got up to make the trap, but I've dimmed the lights in the hope he'll appear soon.
It'd make me so happy if he came and sat on my arm or something :3

Best thread on anonymous
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The f**ker bit onto one of the socks, pulled it away and slipped under my door.
Guess I'll just have to wait until he comes back, this sucks

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The f**ker bit onto one of the socks, pulled it away and slipped under my door.
Guess I'll just have to wait until he comes back, this sucks

What a smart motherf**ker

What a smart motherf**ker

yup, I figured he couldn't do anything about it and left him to hop in the tube and search it..
LITTLE MOUSE I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO HURT YOU

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The f**ker bit onto one of the socks, pulled it away and slipped under my door.
Guess I'll just have to wait until he comes back, this sucks

Now I feel bad. If you do end up catching him, post pictures of adorable mouse. :3

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

Stupid white knight, who gives a f**k?

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

On the other hand, maybe it's just thinking "f**k me, I'm gagging for some cheese".
Stupid c**t. Take your tuppenny ha'penny empathy somewhere else.

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

I laughed hysterically at that, it's so true.

Stupid white knight, who gives a f**k?

>white knight
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

Clearly, the solution is to figure out the giant's movement patterns, begin climbing its body while avoiding its attacks, and attack its weak point while humming epic music.

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

Haha, what a good read. Pretty interesting when you think about putting yourself in those shoes.

yeah, it will also steal your pants

Haha, what a good read. Pretty interesting when you think about putting yourself in those shoes.

mice dont wear shoes dumbass

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

Imagine a situation from the perspective of a mosquito.
"God I'm so hungry so hungry so hungry so hungry so hu- FOOD AROUND MUST DRINK FOOD DELICIOUS FOOD DELICIOUS FOOD DELICIOUS FOOD I FOUND THE DELICIOUS FOOD THIS FOOD IS DELICIOUS SO DELICIO-"
>splat

Imagine a situation from the perspective of a mosquito.
"God I'm so hungry so hungry so hungry so hungry so hu- FOOD AROUND MUST DRINK FOOD DELICIOUS FOOD DELICIOUS FOOD DELICIOUS FOOD I FOUND THE DELICIOUS FOOD THIS FOOD IS DELICIOUS SO DELICIO-"
>splat

Haha, what a good read. Pretty interesting when you think about putting yourself in those shoes.

Imagine this situation from the mouse's perspective.
You are a tiny creature in a vast an alien environment. Most of the objects you come into contact with are useless, synthetic creations of strange and unknown purpose, and the entire world is a strange artificial creation where night can change to day in an instant, where the walls of the world open and close at random. This world is inhabited by enormous giants of utterly incomprehensible, alien intelligence and motive.
One day you are exploring, trying to find something to eat, when one of them notices you. And this creature--which is godlike in intelligence and ability even to predators like cats and owls--begins hunting you. Whenever you are in the open, it moves towards you until you dash into some hiding place it (probably) can't get to. But whenever you hide, it begins bending structure of the world itself against you. Blocking off your escape routes, setting up incomprehensible structures that may or may not be traps whose functioning you don't understand, and laying out feasts of food intended to draw you, a desperately hungry creature, out of hiding. Sometimes it pretends to lose interest, or appears to fall into a still state of dormancy, only to explode into action when you make a move.
Its terrible voice thunders across the room from time to time, but with laughter or rage, you don't know. You don't know what it wants with you, and you don't really care. You just desperately want it to forget about you so you can escape.

Imagine it from the perspective of a ridiculously stupid prick who anthropomorphises creatures, puts nonsense in their minds for them, and then uses the conclusions reached to appear more intelligent and empathic than they actually are. Oh wait, you did that already.
Mice don't think.
Neither do you tards.

Imagine it from the perspective of a ridiculously stupid prick who anthropomorphises creatures, puts nonsense in their minds for them, and then uses the conclusions reached to appear more intelligent and empathic than they actually are. Oh wait, you did that already.
Mice don't think.
Neither do you tards.

He wasn't describing their thought pattern, he was talking about how their world is in terms of you being in a similar situation.
You f**king douche

OP here, why are you guys turning my delightful thread into another argument?
Don't you like mice?

Imagine it from the perspective of a ridiculously stupid prick who anthropomorphises creatures, puts nonsense in their minds for them, and then uses the conclusions reached to appear more intelligent and empathic than they actually are. Oh wait, you did that already.
Mice don't think.
Neither do you tards.

F**king gold.

mice think, they simply lack both computational power for complex action, or memory space for an appreciable conciousness.

mice think, they simply lack both computational power for complex action, or memory space for an appreciable conciousness.

Mice are not computers.

Enjoy your sh*tload of infections, OP.