I want to try, I have no problem with confidence. it to loosen up, but where do I start?
should I just troll people?
> should I just troll people?
yes. what else?
troll people...
or, just feel the rhythm in your body. Don't move around too much, don't flail arms n sh*t... just dig it. Looks cooler, and you won't make a fool of yourself since you don't know how to dance.
>should I just troll people?
i did this the one time i went to a club and it went over pretty well. do the macarena, headbanging, ballet...
>should I just troll people?
i did this the one time i went to a club and it went over pretty well. do the macarena, headbanging, ballet...
>macarena
this.
Drink until you don't care anymore about what you look like
Well, do you care about looking absolutely stupid?
If so, just stand at the bar or something and enjoy watching other people look stupid.
If you don't care, get drunk and flop around like everyone else.
Drink until you don't care anymore about what you look like
I have no problem with confidence as I said, I'll do anything
but what am I supposed to do? windmill?
>should I just troll people?
i did this the one time i went to a club and it went over pretty well. do the macarena, headbanging, ballet...
Don't ever f**king do that sh*t, just have a drink, relax, don't worry about other people watching you and try to find a beat in the music that you can dance to. Also, look at everyone elses dancing styles, most people just sort of hover and shuffle on the spot having a chat, you dont have to bust some moves.
Pretend you're a shaolin monk fighting invisible adversaries.
That should do nicely.
Watch Hitch. Do exactly as Will Smith says
Drop some ecstasy or do some rips of speed.
Don't forget to move your whole body. Hips and shoulders, arms and legs, neck and c**k. OH WAIT OP CAN'T DO THE LAST ONE AS HE HAS NO NECK
Watch Hitch. Do exactly as Will Smith says
tbh, i cant believe how true this is, move, but not much, if you really want to impress people just learn to f**king dance
troll people...
or, just feel the rhythm in your body. Don't move around too much, don't flail arms n sh*t... just dig it. Looks cooler, and you won't make a fool of yourself since you don't know how to dance.
>feel the rhythm
>don't move around too much
>don't flail
That's called dancing.
alright, thanks guys, any last minute tips?
When you are drunk you will know. Just keep your legs moving and body flowing to the music. It sounds cliche and gay as f**k, but you won't need much assistance when you're plastered. It helps to see what everyone else does, too.
Bob your head and wait for someone to grind on you.
If you are a dude, it's silly how much you can get away with. Just don't give a f**k and have fun.
Drink and do what other people do, you'll fit right in.
If you are a dude, it's silly how much you can get away with. Just don't give a f**k and have fun.
thanks, I'll remember this.
on a similair note, do girls randomly grind you?
I have the same problem... Well not really, once I'm smashed I dance like a mother f**ker.... Badly, but I'm too drunk to notice.
A girl tries to dance with me, what the f**k do I do? I just sort of wiggle, hands on hips and try not to rub my dick on her, not because she thinks it's pervy, but I do. Bleh.
I have the same problem... Well not really, once I'm smashed I dance like a mother f**ker.... Badly, but I'm too drunk to notice.
A girl tries to dance with me, what the f**k do I do? I just sort of wiggle, hands on hips and try not to rub my dick on her, not because she thinks it's pervy, but I do. Bleh.
rub your dick on her, if you have a boner she will most likely blow you off/f**k you
rub your dick on her, if you have a boner she will most likely blow you off/f**k you
Heh, she was giving signs, but I have trouble accepting that people want to be anywhere near me, regardless of how obvious they make it. She could jump on me naked and I'd assume that she was hallucinating that I was Cillian Murphy or some sh*t.
F**k it, gotta get over that.
Heh, she was giving signs, but I have trouble accepting that people want to be anywhere near me, regardless of how obvious they make it. She could jump on me naked and I'd assume that she was hallucinating that I was Cillian Murphy or some sh*t.
F**k it, gotta get over that.
take advantage of the situation bro
wish me luck guize
mootbloc124
Roll on ecstasy.
You will learn how to dance.
Pop wave and tut OLD SKOOL! Or just try to leanrn the Melbourne shuffle in 10 minutes and wave arms around wildly while doing it, lol.
Pretend you're a shaolin monk fighting invisible adversaries.
That should do nicely.
Hahahahaa! I just read this while listening to hard trance, and imagined it.
I love you :3 <3
Roll on ecstasy.
You will learn how to dance.
If you have no connects, DXM is basically a poor man's e and will also teach you to dance
>troll people
Oh hell yes... Try doing DDR moves, it always works. Believe me... I tried.
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