My sister is a coke dealer

My sister is a drug dealer. She just called me to propose something to me : she'll pay all my rent if I allow her to store all her coke here.
Of course I accepted, because I'm poor as f**k and this will allow me to breathe a little, financially speaking.
I'm asking you anonymous, what do you think? Would you have done the same thing?
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You're taking all of the risk for a tiny percent of the profit.
You're a f**king idiot.

Your parents must have been good role models.

DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH THERE IS OF IT, CAN IT BE HIDDEN WELL IN YOUR PLACE?

Dude, where do you live? PARTY TIME

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Also, dont be a douche about it, but considering the risk you're taking, you can get more from this deal.

That's so f**king stupid. You should have JEWED her for at least 70% of the profits.

As long as people aren't coming to your apartment to buy coke, and no one except your sister knows its there, I say you got a pretty good thing going.

I'm in a pretty f**ked up financial situation at the moment so yeah, I'd do it. I'd probably try and get some extra money on top of that as well, cocaine is f**king expensive and you're putting yourself at risk. Get more money out of the bitch.

DEPENDS ON HOW MUCH THERE IS OF IT, CAN IT BE HIDDEN WELL IN YOUR PLACE?

Yes I have a couple of good places to hide it. Not a problem there.

You're taking all of the risk for a tiny percent of the profit.
You're a f**king idiot.

I don't actually want to have a cut. I believe money has to be earned, but right now I'm so poor that I have to accept that. So f**k you.

Your parents must have been good role models.

They were awesome actually.

Yes I have a couple of good places to hide it. Not a problem there.

I don't actually want to have a cut. I believe money has to be earned, but right now I'm so poor that I have to accept that. So f**k you.

They were awesome actually.

>They were awesome actually.
>Sister is a coke dealer
>Brother is poor and lacks integrity

You're in your own house or apartment right? And not in a dorm?

Yes I have a couple of good places to hide it. Not a problem there.

I don't actually want to have a cut. I believe money has to be earned, but right now I'm so poor that I have to accept that. So f**k you.

They were awesome actually.

>I believe money has to be earned
Guess that's why you're so f**king poor. What exactly constitutes "earning" in your mind? Negotiating a sweet deal out of this is basically what life is all about.

Does your sister do any of drugs? If she does, it sounds like a bad idea.

As long as people aren't coming to your apartment to buy coke, and no one except your sister knows its there, I say you got a pretty good thing going.

Yeah, I've told her no f**king junkie can come to my appartment. She has to deliver the stuff herself.

That's so f**king stupid. You should have JEWED her for at least 70% of the profits.

See

Yes I have a couple of good places to hide it. Not a problem there.

I don't actually want to have a cut. I believe money has to be earned, but right now I'm so poor that I have to accept that. So f**k you.

They were awesome actually.

I'm in a pretty f**ked up financial situation at the moment so yeah, I'd do it. I'd probably try and get some extra money on top of that as well, cocaine is f**king expensive and you're putting yourself at risk. Get more money out of the bitch.

Considering she is doing this as a favor for me (because she feels bad for me because I'm poor), I don't actually want to demand stuff, except obvious things like no one can know or come to my place. But yeah I'll talk to her about it eventually, especially if things start to heat up.

You're in your own house or apartment right? And not in a dorm?

Yeah, in my own appartment.

>I believe money has to be earned
Guess that's why you're so f**king poor. What exactly constitutes "earning" in your mind? Negotiating a sweet deal out of this is basically what life is all about.

The temptation to ask for more is there bro.

Does your sister do any of drugs? If she does, it sounds like a bad idea.

She used to. She was a f**king mess. And then she stopped, got her sh*t together, and started selling because that's the only thing she knows about in life. And she's good at it too.

Huh. Well if you aren't the sort of person who tends to have police busting into their place, sounds like a good deal.

My sister is a drug dealer. She just called me to propose something to me : she'll pay all my rent if I allow her to store all her coke here.
Of course I accepted, because I'm poor as f**k and this will allow me to breathe a little, financially speaking.
I'm asking you anonymous, what do you think? Would you have done the same thing?
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Worse comes to worse, and the cops bust you, you could say she was hiding it there and you didn't even know, so put it somewhere out of the way.

Huh. Well if you aren't the sort of person who tends to have police busting into their place, sounds like a good deal.

Yeah. I have a clean file. Never got busted for anything. And I don't take any drugs except for the occasional bowl of weed.

OP..
Do you know what would happen to you if the wrong people or the police found out you have a ton of coke in your apartment??
Free rent is NOT worth it! Trust me, I had some friends dealing and the penalty for storing large amounts of cocaine is brutal

OP..
Do you know what would happen to you if the wrong people or the police found out you have a ton of coke in your apartment??
Free rent is NOT worth it! Trust me, I had some friends dealing and the penalty for storing large amounts of cocaine is brutal

What kind of sentence are you talking about? Years?

What kind of sentence are you talking about? Years?

Oh god you're serious.
Get. It. The. F**k. Out. Of. Your. Room.
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What kind of sentence are you talking about? Years?

You ignorant, mindless sh*tstain.

What kind of sentence are you talking about? Years?

>He doesn't know about America's War on Drugs!

>He doesn't know about America's War on Drugs!

I'm in Canuckistan.

Wow OP really? You druglords are the scum of the earth I'm calling the cops!

What kind of sentence are you talking about? Years?

Yes, years. Cocaine is a class A drug and thus carries heavy penalties when trafficked/stored/sold for commercial purposes

I'm in Canuckistan.

>He doesn't know about Canada being almost identical to America!

Yes, years. Cocaine is a class A drug and thus carries heavy penalties when trafficked/stored/sold for commercial purposes

Oh I forgot to add that possesion of over 500 grams of powder triggers a 5 year mandatory minimum penalty.
Yes, MINIMUM 5 years in county-pound-me-in-the-ass prison. If you have several kilos then you're seriously screwed

Don't touch it. Lol.
Get tamper proof bags and make her seal them when she leaves from picking up.
Bad things can happens when people think you're into/cutting their powder. Sister or not.

Oh I forgot to add that possesion of over 500 grams of powder triggers a 5 year mandatory minimum penalty.
Yes, MINIMUM 5 years in county-pound-me-in-the-ass prison. If you have several kilos then you're seriously screwed

Ahahah oh wow I hate you guys. :P
I have to say that I'm seriously considering stepping down the deal. And she hasn't actually stored anything at my place yet, so I still have time.

Oh I forgot to add that possesion of over 500 grams of powder triggers a 5 year mandatory minimum penalty.
Yes, MINIMUM 5 years in county-pound-me-in-the-ass prison. If you have several kilos then you're seriously screwed

.. and there's more..
If she's selling to ni**ers (crack) then it'll only take 280 grams for a minimum sentence of 10 years in prison.

Oh I forgot to add that possesion of over 500 grams of powder triggers a 5 year mandatory minimum penalty.
Yes, MINIMUM 5 years in county-pound-me-in-the-ass prison. If you have several kilos then you're seriously screwed

FOR 500 GRAMS! That's around a pound of powder. If the bitch can afford a pound at a time she needs a better place ta hide it.

Ahahah oh wow I hate you guys. :P
I have to say that I'm seriously considering stepping down the deal. And she hasn't actually stored anything at my place yet, so I still have time.

Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out. Then they might try to roll you. I can't think, off the top of my head, of a more likely reason that your sister wants to store the coke at your house...because she is getting heat, or someone that she knows is considering robbing her.
But...if none of that is the case, just find a good hiding place under your house, somewhere that no one would accidentally run into in a million years, and stash it there. Free rent!

Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out. Then they might try to roll you. I can't think, off the top of my head, of a more likely reason that your sister wants to store the coke at your house...because she is getting heat, or someone that she knows is considering robbing her.
But...if none of that is the case, just find a good hiding place under your house, somewhere that no one would accidentally run into in a million years, and stash it there. Free rent!

Yeah that's what I was thinking. I asked her if she was having trouble with the cops or someone else and she said no. We just live in different cities and she needs a place to store it for her business here.

JUST PLEAD IGNORANT IF CAUGHT. SAY SHE HAD SOME STUFF SHE WANTED TO STORE AT YOUR PLACE, U AGREED BUT HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IT WAS AND ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOUR NOT GONNA SNOOP INTO WHATS NOT YOURS.
ALSO GET PAID UPFRONT OR U FAIL.

JUST PLEAD IGNORANT IF CAUGHT. SAY SHE HAD SOME STUFF SHE WANTED TO STORE AT YOUR PLACE, U AGREED BUT HAD NO KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT IT WAS AND ITS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS YOUR NOT GONNA SNOOP INTO WHATS NOT YOURS.
ALSO GET PAID UPFRONT OR U FAIL.

yeah, that's absolutely not gonna work.

Cartel here. We are coming to behead you and film it.

Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out. Then they might try to roll you. I can't think, off the top of my head, of a more likely reason that your sister wants to store the coke at your house...because she is getting heat, or someone that she knows is considering robbing her.
But...if none of that is the case, just find a good hiding place under your house, somewhere that no one would accidentally run into in a million years, and stash it there. Free rent!

>Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out.
uhh, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, for which 500 grams clearly suffices, is a major felony. sorry anonymous has no idea what it's talking about, but if your sister's a sh*tty enough dealer to *need* to stash sh*t at your place, you might want to reconsider this arrangement.

Cartel here. We are coming to behead you and film it.

If shes storing weight this is the thing you need to worry about the most.
F**king cops couldn't find their dick in the dark with both hands and a flashlight.

This is the stupidest f**king thing and you are a stupid bitch OP who deserves to get busted for being a stupid bitch

I'm in Canuckistan.

I'm in Canuckistan.

oh, i just missed this, you're in canuckistan. still, 500 grams is intent, no matter how you slice it. why the f**k does she have 500 grams on hand anyway?!?! there's no way she has that many customers lined up, or even one or two willing to buy the whole lot. if that were the case, then why the f**k doesn't she just keep it herself?!?
also, no reason why she cant use a vacu-packed hidden container in a locker somewhere's. so long as it's chilled and vacuum-packed, it'll keep and not attract too much dog attention.

Oh I forgot to add that possesion of over 500 grams of powder triggers a 5 year mandatory minimum penalty.
Yes, MINIMUM 5 years in county-pound-me-in-the-ass prison. If you have several kilos then you're seriously screwed

Oh I forgot to add that possesion of over 500 grams of powder triggers a 5 year mandatory minimum penalty.
Yes, MINIMUM 5 years in county-pound-me-in-the-ass prison. If you have several kilos then you're seriously screwed

FIVE YEARS NI**ER, FIVE YEARS!!! DO NOT LET THAT SH*T INTO YOUR HOUSE!

>Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out.
uhh, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, for which 500 grams clearly suffices, is a major felony. sorry anonymous has no idea what it's talking about, but if your sister's a sh*tty enough dealer to *need* to stash sh*t at your place, you might want to reconsider this arrangement.

This is the stupidest f**king thing and you are a stupid bitch OP who deserves to get busted for being a stupid bitch

oh, i just missed this, you're in canuckistan. still, 500 grams is intent, no matter how you slice it. why the f**k does she have 500 grams on hand anyway?!?! there's no way she has that many customers lined up, or even one or two willing to buy the whole lot. if that were the case, then why the f**k doesn't she just keep it herself?!?
also, no reason why she cant use a vacu-packed hidden container in a locker somewhere's. so long as it's chilled and vacuum-packed, it'll keep and not attract too much dog attention.

FIVE YEARS NI**ER, FIVE YEARS!!! DO NOT LET THAT SH*T INTO YOUR HOUSE!

Ok, now I'm scared. Someone hold me please! :P
But seriously, let's say she's real stealthy about it and no one knows, what are the chances that I get caught?

Ok, now I'm scared. Someone hold me please! :P
But seriously, let's say she's real stealthy about it and no one knows, what are the chances that I get caught?

Pretty god damn low.
As long as two things remain true:
1: She doesn't tell anyone where her sh*t is and comes alone to pick it up.
2: She doesn't roll on you when she gets arrested.

>Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out.
uhh, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, for which 500 grams clearly suffices, is a major felony. sorry anonymous has no idea what it's talking about, but if your sister's a sh*tty enough dealer to *need* to stash sh*t at your place, you might want to reconsider this arrangement.

No, it's not that big of a deal because COPS DON'T RANDOMLY SEARCH YOUR HOUSE FOR NO REASON, NOR DO YOUR NEIGHBORS OR FRIENDS. If no one finds out that it is there, you don't get in trouble for it. I've been doing drugs for years, I know how this sh*t works.

Pretty god damn low.
As long as two things remain true:
1: She doesn't tell anyone where her sh*t is and comes alone to pick it up.
2: She doesn't roll on you when she gets arrested.

Number one is a condition I have given her if she wants to stash the stuff here.
I don't know about number two though. Drugs and money can make two people turn on each other at the drop of a hat.

>Well, storing drugs at your house is really not that big of a deal, unless someone that your sister knows might find out.
uhh, possession of a controlled substance with intent to distribute, for which 500 grams clearly suffices, is a major felony. sorry anonymous has no idea what it's talking about, but if your sister's a sh*tty enough dealer to *need* to stash sh*t at your place, you might want to reconsider this arrangement.

> if your sister's a sh*tty enough dealer to *need* to stash sh*t at your place
Ummm, that's called being a smart dealer. I know several drug dealers, my brother being one of them, who do this. As long as OP and his sister stfu about it, everything will be fine. It's when you go bragging to everybody and go
>HEY I GOT A SH*TLOAD OF COKE AT MY HOUSE IM SO HARDCORE LOLOLOL
is when you get busted.
Just don't be an idiot, forget it's even there.

Ok, now I'm scared. Someone hold me please! :P
But seriously, let's say she's real stealthy about it and no one knows, what are the chances that I get caught?

Very, very low but my point is that you should get more than free rent. The penalty of getting caught is simply too great

How much rent do you pay?

Very, very low but my point is that you should get more than free rent. The penalty of getting caught is simply too great

Has a point. If you're living in a roach motel that costs like 300 a month, there should be a storage fee of some kind. She should be able to afford it. Considering that a g of coke around here is 50 bucks. F**king stepped on too.

Very, very low but my point is that you should get more than free rent. The penalty of getting caught is simply too great

Like, how much? She said she would stash 10-15 grand worth of it here. I know nothing about this sh*t. How much would you ask?
Completely unrelated but I just discovered Chrome lets you resize the text entry box at will. Pretty neat.

How much rent do you pay?

Has a point. If you're living in a roach motel that costs like 300 a month, there should be a storage fee of some kind. She should be able to afford it. Considering that a g of coke around here is 50 bucks. F**king stepped on too.

Sorry forgot to include that. I pay 500 a month. And it's a pretty cool place to boot too.

You know the FBI monitors this site right?

How much rent do you pay?

Has a point. If you're living in a roach motel that costs like 300 a month, there should be a storage fee of some kind. She should be able to afford it. Considering that a g of coke around here is 50 bucks. F**king stepped on too.

wtf? a gram of coke is $80 here, $40 for a half g

You know the FBI monitors this site right?

>implying the FBI gives two sh*ts about some low level coke dealer

You know the FBI monitors this site right?

Not stupid. I'm behind a couple of proxies.

wtf? a gram of coke is $80 here, $40 for a half g

Holy sh*t.
pricy

OP, make sure she only comes at 12 at night. Give her a key and tell her where to put it. This puts you at plausible deniability. Also she can only pay you in cash, be sure to launder.

You are indeed a silly inividual my friends, You are as we call a "Running Sheep" you sell she keeps most of her money and if they catch anyone you are the one to blame.
As serius as i can be; I shall tell you this you are going to jail. But don't be sad at least your sister can go free to find another idiot like you

Why did you do that? Why? Why did you do that Karen?

You are indeed a silly inividual my friends, You are as we call a "Running Sheep" you sell she keeps most of her money and if they catch anyone you are the one to blame.
As serius as i can be; I shall tell you this you are going to jail. But don't be sad at least your sister can go free to find another idiot like you

Do you have advice then? Except "don't do it"? I recon you should have some as you seem to know a lot about it.

You are indeed a silly inividual my friends, You are as we call a "Running Sheep" you sell she keeps most of her money and if they catch anyone you are the one to blame.
As serius as i can be; I shall tell you this you are going to jail. But don't be sad at least your sister can go free to find another idiot like you

>You are indeed a silly inividual my friends
>inividual my friends
>inividual
>friends
lolwut?

.. and there's more..
If she's selling to ni**ers (crack) then it'll only take 280 grams for a minimum sentence of 10 years in prison.

I lold at (crack) in parenthases

this all sounds like bullsh*t. Why wouldnt she buy her own seperate appartment? Or a storage unit for $100 a month. Come clean op.

this all sounds like bullsh*t. Why wouldnt she buy her own seperate appartment? Or a storage unit for $100 a month. Come clean op.

Come clean? Why the hell would I lie?

You may want to tell your sister to find a hidden spot in your house, and store her stuff there.
But in normal cardboard boxes, with a note on top saying "Your sister valuables, Don't even think about touching it".
IF FBI goes there, and see the box, you can make the argument that your sister forbade you from looking at it, so you didn't have a single clue she was up to no good.
If you sister have cash, you can even try getting your sister to install a safe, with the same "Don't touch this Bro" note on top. Just to make it very clear to FBI, that your sister is hiding sh*t from you.

You are indeed a silly inividual my friends, You are as we call a "Running Sheep" you sell she keeps most of her money and if they catch anyone you are the one to blame.
As serius as i can be; I shall tell you this you are going to jail. But don't be sad at least your sister can go free to find another idiot like you

pretty much...that's why the major players don't do scutwork like storage or hand-to-hands on the street.

pretty much...that's why the major players don't do scutwork like storage or hand-to-hands on the street.

I don't even touch the drugs. I only provide a place for her to store it. She will come pick it up or deposit up alone. We are going to be the only ones who know about it.
And she doesn't do streets.

I don't even touch the drugs. I only provide a place for her to store it. She will come pick it up or deposit up alone. We are going to be the only ones who know about it.
And she doesn't do streets.

anyhow, whats your plan if you do get caught?

OP, you mentioned the word sister, that means you need to provide us with noods.

OP, you mentioned the word sister, that means you need to provide us with noods.

She barely uses a computer and I don't even have a picture of her dressed, so, no.

anyhow, whats your plan if you do get caught?

I really don't know. For now, I'm thinking of hiding the stuff in a place that even the cops bulldozing my apartment building down would not find. And possibly using someone I actually hate to plant some stuff at his place so I have someone to point my finger at (provided they don't actually find the stuff I hide). Thoughts?