Your anal experiences

Lets hear them, good and bad. I want to see if I should pursue this with my gf.

sometimes I tight my hand to make it feel tight like anal
that is all

once when i was 8 my step dad raped me

not all a**holes are created equal. some feel tighter/looser/warmer just like pu**ies can feel different.

My girlfriend didn't like it.
Barely got my c**k in at all.
That's the end of that story.

still working on convincing my gf to try it
but i hear great things.

I honestly don't see the appeal in anal sex. You have a vagina and possibly a mouth there, yet you choose to have sex with an a**hole.

im going down on my girlfriend and she gets up on my couch bent over and says something like "i want you to give it to me" wagging her ass in front of me and i was like give what? so with out grabing a condom or any butt play i start to squeeze my head in and she goes "okay stop!" lol i wasn't expecting it to fit anyways

My ass is very anti-penis. It can get about an inch in and I can't take anymore. It hurts so bad. Fingering is alright though. I wish I could get it to work eventually.

My ass is very anti-penis. It can get about an inch in and I can't take anymore. It hurts so bad. Fingering is alright though. I wish I could get it to work eventually.

work your way from 1 finger to 2 to maybe 3 then penis

Don't see the appeal. Tried it once - meh.
After all, why would you put your dick where sh*t lives? Yeah yeah, you can clean it, but fact remains.

haven't had sex, but I enjoy a good buttplug, especially those anal jewely things, it's awesome to walk around plugged all day.

Did it multiple times with my girlfriend.
She got internal hemmorids even though we used plenty of lube and went very slow.
Also poo smell. Ew

I feel like the only guy who gets off to the fact that its her sh*thole whereas most hate the fact that sh*t comes form there, and no im not a scatf**

The first girl I asked for anal was like "No, that sh*t hurts!" "Ever tried it?" "No, but I'm sure it does..." "Ok". The next time I tried to sleep with her she was shocked and like "NO you are just going to ram it into my pooper and it will be painful :( " "No, I really wouldn't do that." "You would because I know you want to stick it in there". Result: No sex for a month. Never asked a girl for anal again.

Be prepared for your dick to get dirty. If this grosses you out, then go in with a condom or just don't bother you at all.
Using an enema will keep this problem to a minimum, but this only works if you plan things out in advance. It kills the mood when you impulsively decide during foreplay to f**k your girlfriend's ass and then go, "oh btw, can you go douche your ass out so I can f**k it?"

haven't had sex, but I enjoy a good buttplug, especially those anal jewely things, it's awesome to walk around plugged all day.

Never had sex but enjoys shoving things up his arse.
Chris Chan, is that you?

Grapeseed oil, dear anons. 7 bucks for enough to last you through a lifetime of buttf**king. Good for the skin, no smell at all.
Girlfriend loves it, but only when there's something in her pu**y, too. Either vibrator (which f**king ROCKS for both of us) or my own fingers. Which is surprisingly hot for me.

ill eat my girlfriend up/finger her/pinky in the butt. all at once. she orgasms in like 2 minutes flat.

I enjoy assplay a lot. Start small and use fingers or a small buttplug first, then work your way up until your penis can comfortably fit inside. Use lots of lube and go in slowly. Never ram it in unprepared because that can cause serious damage.

My girlfriend loves anal sex, probably more than normal sex. She often insists on it, and sometimes will initiate it without asking. When we do it she usually likes it rough, and bareback.
She's also very naturally clean, so it's never messy (Though afterwards she doesn't like for me to look at it until she's had a chance to make sure I'm clean, just in case.)

female enjoys it very much.
it took some work to get used to and stuff.. couple finger sessions, but then with enough lube, it feels great.

My girlfriend loves anal sex, probably more than normal sex. She often insists on it, and sometimes will initiate it without asking. When we do it she usually likes it rough, and bareback.
She's also very naturally clean, so it's never messy (Though afterwards she doesn't like for me to look at it until she's had a chance to make sure I'm clean, just in case.)

That sounds like a fantasy, not a real girlfriend.

I used to stick my dick in my ex's butt and make it throb. Then she would "poop" my dick out. Dunno if this counts as anal but felt f**king good man.

It's not worth the hassle IMO.
It takes a hell of a lot of time and effort to reassure and relax your lady. She has to sh*t, wash and possibly douche beforehand. Moodkiller! She will worry constantly about getting sh*t on your c**k. It will hurt her. You have to go slowly or it causes excrutiating pain. The amount of lube required makes it messy even if there's no sh*t involved. You both have to wash IMMEDIATELY afterwards and there's no going back to the vag if you don't like it or it hurts her too much to let you finish.
And after all that, it's not really 'tighter' like the urban mythology says. The actual a**hole is tight but once you're inside there's nothing there. It's like masturbating with just your finger and thumb in an 'OK' gesture. It's hot and dry inside and if you bottom out it doesn't give way, which is very uncomfortable.
The only thing I liked about it was that the trust required, the need to be careful and considerate, and the combination of guilt and pleasure, made it quite emotionally intense. That said, this was in context of a committed long-term relationship so your mileage may vary.
Having gone through this two or three times for the sake of experimentation, I don't feel compelled to do it again.

I don't like anal. It takes a lot of preparation, you have to be careful not to hurt her and if you're lucky it gets messy. And all that for a feeling that is not nearly as good as vag. No thanks.

It's not worth the hassle IMO.
It takes a hell of a lot of time and effort to reassure and relax your lady. She has to sh*t, wash and possibly douche beforehand. Moodkiller! She will worry constantly about getting sh*t on your c**k. It will hurt her. You have to go slowly or it causes excrutiating pain. The amount of lube required makes it messy even if there's no sh*t involved. You both have to wash IMMEDIATELY afterwards and there's no going back to the vag if you don't like it or it hurts her too much to let you finish.
And after all that, it's not really 'tighter' like the urban mythology says. The actual a**hole is tight but once you're inside there's nothing there. It's like masturbating with just your finger and thumb in an 'OK' gesture. It's hot and dry inside and if you bottom out it doesn't give way, which is very uncomfortable.
The only thing I liked about it was that the trust required, the need to be careful and considerate, and the combination of guilt and pleasure, made it quite emotionally intense. That said, this was in context of a committed long-term relationship so your mileage may vary.
Having gone through this two or three times for the sake of experimentation, I don't feel compelled to do it again.

>anal sex
>emotionally intense
Buddy you are doing it so wrong.

It's not worth the hassle IMO.
It takes a hell of a lot of time and effort to reassure and relax your lady. She has to sh*t, wash and possibly douche beforehand. Moodkiller! She will worry constantly about getting sh*t on your c**k. It will hurt her. You have to go slowly or it causes excrutiating pain. The amount of lube required makes it messy even if there's no sh*t involved. You both have to wash IMMEDIATELY afterwards and there's no going back to the vag if you don't like it or it hurts her too much to let you finish.
And after all that, it's not really 'tighter' like the urban mythology says. The actual a**hole is tight but once you're inside there's nothing there. It's like masturbating with just your finger and thumb in an 'OK' gesture. It's hot and dry inside and if you bottom out it doesn't give way, which is very uncomfortable.
The only thing I liked about it was that the trust required, the need to be careful and considerate, and the combination of guilt and pleasure, made it quite emotionally intense. That said, this was in context of a committed long-term relationship so your mileage may vary.
Having gone through this two or three times for the sake of experimentation, I don't feel compelled to do it again.

Exactly this.

That sounds like a fantasy, not a real girlfriend.

>that sounds like an abuse / rape victim with self-esteem issues
Fixed that for ya

>anal sex
>emotionally intense
Buddy you are doing it so wrong.

Well I'm sorry for feeling empathy and shame at my selfishness and for not looking on my lady as a sub-human sexual object.

>The only thing I liked about it was that the trust required, the need to be careful and considerate, and the combination of guilt and pleasure, made it quite emotionally intense. That said, this was in context of a committed long-term relationship so your mileage may vary.
This is exactly why I (female) get off on anal.

I like it just as much, if not more than vaginal. (Female).
Sh*t ~45 minutes before sex. Shower, wash really well. Lube that ass up and bam, feelsgreatman. My ex hated it and made me feel really guilty after, but my current boyfriend loves it. It's a good day, anons.

Did it a couple of times with my (now ex) GF first time was kinda meh, second time used a bit more lube and goddamn I came hard. Was very tight and warm. She surprisingly enjoyed it too. But yeah its something you really have to plan in advance.

>The only thing I liked about it was that the trust required, the need to be careful and considerate, and the combination of guilt and pleasure, made it quite emotionally intense. That said, this was in context of a committed long-term relationship so your mileage may vary.
This is exactly why I (female) get off on anal.

I (female) am now considering trying anal. I have always been strongly opposed to it. But this makes me see it in a new way.

>that sounds like an abuse / rape victim with self-esteem issues
Fixed that for ya

Pretty spot on there, Cap. She's had to deal with rape before, and until fairly recently she had pretty bad self esteem issues.
Daddy issues, too, not related to the rape.

Well I'm sorry for feeling empathy and shame at my selfishness and for not looking on my lady as a sub-human sexual object.

Sex is never good sex without a sense of humor.

I (female) am now considering trying anal. I have always been strongly opposed to it. But this makes me see it in a new way.

Handing over sexual control to someone can be quite the intimate, bonding experience.

I feel like the only guy who gets off to the fact that its her sh*thole whereas most hate the fact that sh*t comes form there, and no im not a scatf**

I feel like the only guy who gets off to the fact that its her sh*thole whereas most hate the fact that sh*t comes form there, and no im not a scatf**

I am one as well.

This is what I think of anal.

I dig the intimacy of it. I'm a guy, and my gf and I go both ways with it. I'll f**k her in the ass, finger, rim, whatever, and she does the same for me, depending on what we feel like getting up to.
To me, it's not the "taboo" or objectification/dominance blah blah of anal sex that turns me on, but the intimacy. You have to be careful, take your time, communicate. Less "lolbuttsechs" and more "I love you."

>have anal sex for first time
>myface

I love watching it in porn, especially when it's double.

Most amazing orgasm I've ever had when I put it in my boyfriend.
Kinda painful, but not so bad, when he put it in me. I could get used to it though, I reckon, and would start to enjoy it in time.
One thing you have to be wary of is sh*t. Make sure the person who's ass you're f**king has taken a sh*t recently, or even better, has had an enema.
I bought an enema ball thing on the internet for a tenner. Very glad I did.

Most amazing orgasm I've ever had when I put it in my boyfriend.
Kinda painful, but not so bad, when he put it in me. I could get used to it though, I reckon, and would start to enjoy it in time.
One thing you have to be wary of is sh*t. Make sure the person who's ass you're f**king has taken a sh*t recently, or even better, has had an enema.
I bought an enema ball thing on the internet for a tenner. Very glad I did.

Are you a guy?
askina?

Ex-Girlfriend was very opposed to it, though over the course of our 2.5 year relationship attempted like 15 times. Most time had to stop because it hurt her, but twice it feltgoodman. Tight and hot.
She once told me "I want you to stick it in my ass and keep going until you c*m, even if I cry or scream." And I was stupid enough to say "No, I don't want to risk hurting you." Man do I wish I had done it, especially now that she's a bitch who f**ked me over. Sigh.

Are you a guy?
askina?

No, she shoved her vagina into his anus.

>have anal sex for first time
>myface

>have sex for first time
>same face
damn that thing smelt

Convienient this thread pops up, gonna bust a nut in my gf's ass later tonight.

Just make sure you get lots of lube. The best kinds are water-based ones made specifically for anal play, as they tend to last longer than the vaginal stuff that dries up too quick.

I tried and I couldn't get relaxed back there! We went at it for a while, used enough lube, and I was even drunk. But no, he couldn't get it in very far without it hurting.

I "accidentally" put my finger in her ass. she didn't like it, that made me smile even more.

>have sex for first time
>same face
damn that thing smelt

I'm guessing it's because it's an a**hole that expels sh*t

funny this thread came up
i just had my first anal experience with a chubby cross-dresser from craigslist a couple days ago
sh*t was kinda awkward