Tuesday, September 14, 2010

Emoticon spelling question

Hey, anonymous.
I have an important question for every knowledgeable internet user:
How the f**k do you write a smiley face at the end of a parenthetical statement?
(Such as this ;)
(Or like this? ;) )
(Or maybe this is better ;)?)
Please answer. (This is of utmost importance! :()




>(Or like this? ;) )
Yes.

You grow up and stop using smiley faces thats how

When I foresee myself using a smiley while also in parentheses, I use brackets instead.
[Like so :)]

( what about this :-) )
or
( what about this ), :-)

You grow up and stop using smiley faces thats how

But bitches love smilies.

itt xkcd

don't use smiliey's and parenthesises

( what about this :-) )
or
( what about this ), :-)

The first one. The second one brings the smiley into the real sentence.


But bitches love smilies.

bitches do love'em, but why the hell would you use one in a parenthetical statement? You do that often when texting?


bitches do love'em, but why the hell would you use one in a parenthetical statement? You do that often when texting?

It often happens in IMs where conversations sometimes over lap due to time lag of typing (or when you say something out of the regular flow of the sentence :))

I think I was watching Pride and Prejudice in English, or some other Jane Austen story, and the main girl's creepy ass cousin was over for dinner, and he said something about "smiling endears me to the ladies," and the teacher paused the movie and was like "That's some old english for 'I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces.'"

I think I was watching Pride and Prejudice in English, or some other Jane Austen story, and the main girl's creepy ass cousin was over for dinner, and he said something about "smiling endears me to the ladies," and the teacher paused the movie and was like "That's some old english for 'I sent that bitch a smiley face, bitches love smiley faces.'"

I wish this were true.

I've always wondered this(I usually go with this method though :) )

itt xkcd

I don't read xkcd because it sucks

(i dont unlike you ) [< :)]
where the < stands for in the last brakets, sh*ts normal?

Stupid AIM always f**ks up this. If you write something like (and I was like :)). It'll look like (and i was like *smiley*%&.
Stupid autosmiley function.

I use wapanese smilies (like this! ^^)

I use wapanese smilies (like this! ^^)

You deserve death.
Regards,
-OP


You deserve death.
Regards,
-OP

It solves the parenthesis dilemma, and no instant messaging program autosmilies a ^^ emote. That's actually why I started using them, I hate the yellow smilies.


It solves the parenthesis dilemma, and no instant messaging program autosmilies a ^^ emote. That's actually why I started using them, I hate the yellow smilies.

Yeah, but you look like a raging fa**ot.
Is it worth it (no)?


Yeah, but you look like a raging fa**ot.
Is it worth it (no)?

Yes, it's worth it. I am a fa**ot and/or a female, so ^^ is perfectly acceptable as long as it's not abused.

Hay sup (yeah really (: )

Hay sup (yeah really (: )

>backwards smiley


Yes, it's worth it. I am a fa**ot and/or a female, so ^^ is perfectly acceptable as long as it's not abused.

I am a fa**ot and/or a female


I am a fa**ot and/or a female

Take your pick! Either way, I don't care if using ^^ makes me look womanly.


>backwards smiley

Backward smileys are excellent for MSN because their :) and :( are hideous. Alternatively:
hay sup (yes you : )) but that looks like a double chin.
hay sup (yes you : ) ) is like I LIKE TO ABUSE SPACES.


Backward smileys are excellent for MSN because their :) and :( are hideous. Alternatively:
hay sup (yes you : )) but that looks like a double chin.
hay sup (yes you : ) ) is like I LIKE TO ABUSE SPACES.

The only backwards smiley that is acceptable is D: due to the nature of the D.
You got retard smileys.

Jesus christ you aspies. WOMEN WONT GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT WITH REGARD TO YOUR WORDING
most women ttly typ like dis
or likee thisss :)
Calm down, take your Ritalin or Xanax or whatever

Op is a f**ot. (just kidding ;))

Why would you be using emoticons in the first place?

Jesus christ you aspies. WOMEN WONT GIVE A SECOND THOUGHT WITH REGARD TO YOUR WORDING
most women ttly typ like dis
or likee thisss :)
Calm down, take your Ritalin or Xanax or whatever

F**k you. The more retarded a man types the more I dislike him. How hard is it to use the English language when you're in America? They teach it in EVERY f**king school for Christ sake. F**k I hate idiots.

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