hand holding
Sex~ just once 5 months ago.
Vaginal intercourse (ejaculate inside)
Oral sex (she swallows)
Chance of getting anal - Slim to none
bareback vaginal with cream pie
talking
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ITT: fa**ots lie
Said hello to each other.
face f**k
A hug
rubbed her vagina from outside of her jeans.
I was drunk, after that I haven't even held a girls hand and now every social situation I'm in i think about what i would do if i had a girlfriend.
Essentially i'm thinking about how i could treat a girl that dosen't exist
got one kiss and we were playing truth or dare.
that was in 6th grade
A girl sat naked on top of me. And I still failed to have sex.
face f**k
Ditto, I was having trouble deciding whether face f**k or anal was farther...
cumming in her anus
Vaginal intercourse (ejaculate inside)
Oral sex (she swallows)
Chance of getting anal - Slim to none
This.
Thisxing
Vanilla sex with one girl a bunch. I regret it a lot. She was pretty fat.
We made out tongue and all, when I was five. Haven't done anything sense then ;...;
30 sec pash
brushed against her ass
A girl sat naked on top of me. And I still failed to have sex.
but how could you fail at that point? tell me more
sex, i have a gf. jealous?
I got my dick sucked by this girl twice.
That's it.
sitting really close to each other
... then she said i was too close to her
.... then 5 minutes later she sat real close
wtf
We made out tongue and all, when I was five. Haven't done anything sense then ;...;
story of our lives ;__;
bitches used to line up for me in kindergarten
Stared at her through a window.
Making out with tongue.
One time she reached down my pants but decided not to grab it =/
ITT: the farthest you've ever gone with a women
hand holding
me too. We were a little bit drunk, I let one female classmate sit on my laps, she was talking with other friends in front of me, and I was just playing with her arms etc... was awesome. It was the most wonderful day of my life. ~5 years ago.
When I was like, 10, my dad's friend's daughter came up to me, pulled back the waistband on my shorts, looked at my dick, and then flirted with me all night. She was a year younger then me I think. I felt violated.
Another time some girl I like touched my arm. That felt nice. Then I realized how pathetic it is that something as stupid as that made me feel loved and I got depressed.
man
i read these and im like what
need story on like half of them
Made out with some slut. When I was 8.
A girl gave me a hug once when I was yelling about something in high school. She just interrupted me and said "Can I have a hug?" And I was like "ok."
Nothing since then.
Fingered my cousin. I think. I was wasted.
If that doesn't count I gave some chick mardi-gras beads in exchange for her flashing me but it was in the middle of the street and she didn't wanna flash so instead her friend held her arms behind her back while I felt her tits under her shirt and bra. Thinking back now that should have been awkward as f**k but it wasn't and I probably could have gotten more from her if I hadn't blabbed about feeling her up to some kids on my street who then told everyone at school.
you are bad people and i am hiding this thread.
not that this thread surprises me, i'm just saying.
f**k you all.
Vanilla sex with one girl a bunch. I regret it a lot. She was pretty fat.
>vanilla sex
wat
lots of hugs
f**K
ITT: the farthest you've ever gone with a women
hand holding
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Gave her full-on head for a good quarter hour
She awkwardly explored in my pants and tried giving me a handjob.
We were both stone sober.
We are both virgins.
looked into her pupils for about 2 seconds
Walked to a local comicon.
ITT: the farthest you've ever gone with a women
hand holding
sliding out from her vagina
omg one time i was in a store and this girl was in front of me in the queue for the cashier and something startled her and i accidentally touched her boobs!
i saw one once
Bound her arms behind her back with my belt.
Raped her face (she likes that).
Fingered her simultaneously, she moaned ridiculously loud.
Untie her, cum in mouth, spills out over her body.
Good times. And 3 days ago.
marriage
Vaginal, anal, oral. Came in all three.
made out with two girls
rubbed one's pu**y (outside the panties) and groped her tits
24 and still a virgin...
clannadconsensualmissionaryposition.gif
Most disappointing scene in all of anime, f**king damnit.
being one
you guys are such fa**ots
being one
you guys are such fa**ots
whats it like to have boobs?
made out with two girls
rubbed one's pu**y (outside the panties) and groped her tits
24 and still a virgin...
I was a virgin until 25, man. When the dam broke I started getting laid like crazy...got laid today, actually. Your future is still bright.
punched her in the c**t in 3rd
whats it like to have boobs?
annoying as f**k
i hate them
ITT: fa**ots lie
http://vocaroo.com/?media=v4UcgSBe6I30qhJDN
Some anons can get laid, bro. Even with a speech impediment.
Most disappointing scene in all of anime, f**king damnit.
Wat? that was the most hardcore sh*t i've ever seen!!
but how could you fail at that point? tell me more
sex, i have a gf. jealous?
Well, I was in spain. And I met this pretty young girl. She was British, thus slutty. I was quite drunk so I could barely speak English at that time.
We were walking from a disco to find a quite place. While walking around I noticed I couldn't really get it up due to alcohol. So I told her she wasn't turning me on, but she didn't really understood what I meant. I probably should've rephrased that because she was quite hot, but I just repeated myself a few times.
Still she insisted, so I went along with it. We crashed down at some dumpsters. Pulled each others pants down and things like that. Then she asked for a condom. Well, I didn't have that on me.. She didn't want to go any further without a condom. She offered me a handjob, but I refused because I can do that myself. I considered doing her anyway, but then we got caught by some security guard, who came to check on the noise.
Then she left really quick. The next day I went to the disco. Got approached by another young girl, who kissed me. She wanted to introduce me to her friends. And so she did. She introduced me to the girl of the day before. It was pretty awkward. They both wishpered in each others ear a bit and then both left without saying goodbye.
whats it like to have boobs?
It's f**king awesome.
I play with them and stare at them all the time.
peck on the cheek
;_;
Wat? that was the most hardcore sh*t i've ever seen!!
Didn't even get to see innocent Nagisa's titays, sh*t was not cash
sex
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http://vocaroo.com/?media=v4UcgSBe6I30qhJDN
Some anons can get laid, bro. Even with a speech impediment.
>implying that having a girlfriend always leads to sex
sliding out from her vagina
thats nothing
i did that twice and i feel like a man
you should do it more often
Didn't even get to see innocent Nagisa's titays, sh*t was not cash
Dude, i can't even say what they did because it was soo grotesque. I can't believe those japanese let that go on television.
thats nothing
i did that twice and i feel like a man
you should do it more often
i was talking about my mother's labor when she gave birth to me, idiot.
still a virgin though. i could go for coital sex with no blowjobs or anything weird. id promise i'll treat my 1st woman with love and respect.
annoying as f**k
i hate them
really?
well thats weird I thougtht Its fun to have tits
Dude, i can't even say what they did because it was soo grotesque. I can't believe those japanese let that go on television.
she orgasmed so hard in labor that it killed her
I was in the same room as her
recieved blowjob and fingered her
Got dick halfway in, could go no further.
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Making out and feeling her up. Only once in my life. I can appreciate what I got though, since there's such a number of you who have gotten less.
Does my hand count?
yeah, man, we go all the way.
the choo choo train left on time.
I have done EVERYTHING
except deepthroat
I rubbed my dick on her butt
with clothes on
accidental micrometer touching of fabrics from our cotton polyester shirts whilst standing on a subway in Manhattan. She quickly pulled away her clothing and screamed RAPE, then called the police on me.
F**ked a drunk girl, she threw up and I kept pumping away.
F**king made out with a girl, TWICE. AND SHE WAS CUTE AS HELL
Beat that you jealous bitches. :DDD
F**king made out with a girl, TWICE. AND SHE WAS CUTE AS HELL
Beat that you jealous bitches. :DDD
>is secretly crying and smiling at the same time ;'D
making out; clothes-on grinding. Feels pretty good man. She sucked on my finger all sexy too :O
With my girlfriend:
Sex
Blowjob
Handjob
Eating pu**y
Tying her up
Being tied up by her
Putting my finger in her butt
I almost got to do full on anal but I kept losing it cause she really didn't seem into it.
Touching had slightly when I was giving her a pen.
No lies.
i kissed an ugly girl for one second.
then i felt up a girl but didnt touch her tits or ass. just kinda rubbed her stomach.
making out; clothes-on grinding. Feels pretty good man. She sucked on my finger all sexy too :O
This. But I was laying and down and she was on top of me.
Haven't even kissed a girl.
Every time we have more particles in the air the government raises our taxes. Please stop erupting next to socialist countries dear Volcano.
I had sex with my girlfriend twice today. Then we ate chili dogs and fell asleep in each others arms. Sh*t was SO cash.
Still no anal yet, but willing to try.
Joked together.
Get to f**k GF sans condom almost daily. Anal a few times.
You guys really play up to this sh*t, unless your all less than 18 what the f**k!? What in the f**k!? f**k somone fat
Oh right, the question! Everything up to but not including anal, sucks right?
I PUT MY PENII IN HER VAJAYJAY
SHE GRINDED HER CUNNY ON ME
Threesome in a barn with 2 ex girlfriends.
What's further: anal or abortion?
Ugly chick stuck her hand down my pants and tried to jack me off, I couldn't get it up though because she was so damn ugly, she eventually gave up.
shagged her, groper her younger sister, shagged her friend and then dated her mum, all smoking hot
the last one was a bit weird as she was sought saying now make sure you two do not come back to late....an i almost introduced her to my friends as Mrs XXXX...
[1] shagged her, groped her younger sister, shagged her friend and then dated her mum, all smoking hot
the last one was a bit weird as she (the original one the daughter) sought said now make sure you two do not come back to late....and i almost introduced her (the milf) to my friends as Mrs XXXX..I said this is Mr's ....I mean Wendy, we both kinda looked at each other.
[2] Two some
[3] Had GF [long term] while having this GF I
[3a] Shagged flat mate
[3b]Got onto another flat mate
[3c] Shagged a Japanese wife
[3d] Sucked some western girls huge tits + passed
[3e] got onto 2 other girls, kiss grope
[3f] got onto a Taiwanese girl
[3g] got onto a diff ex, headjob blow jobs etc
[4] has a threesome with 2 girls
all up prolly go onto about 30 - 40 girls
today a girl brushed my arm trying to get out of the elevator.
I got a boner.
Looked her in her eyes. She smiled at me.
[1] shagged her, groped her younger sister, shagged her friend and then dated her mum, all smoking hot
the last one was a bit weird as she (the original one the daughter) sought said now make sure you two do not come back to late....and i almost introduced her (the milf) to my friends as Mrs XXXX..I said this is Mr's ....I mean Wendy, we both kinda looked at each other.
[2] Two some
[3] Had GF [long term] while having this GF I
[3a] Shagged flat mate
[3b]Got onto another flat mate
[3c] Shagged a Japanese wife
[3d] Sucked some western girls huge tits + passed
[3e] got onto 2 other girls, kiss grope
[3f] got onto a Taiwanese girl
[3g] got onto a diff ex, headjob blow jobs etc
[4] has a threesome with 2 girls
all up prolly go onto about 30 - 40 girls
i add, anal, ropes, golden heart on chain up ass ( careful not to lose that). water sports, gaffa tape, toys, rape play
kiss in kindergarten.. hardly counts. since then, nothing but friendly hugs.
Penis trying to enter really tight sexy but druken pu**y - I'm still a virgin.. sucks man
With the girl I like:
Hand Holding/Cuddling
She showed me things over cam recently.
With a girl who annoys me, but is in my room a lot:
Ate her out.
I really just wish it was hand holding with the girl I like....
Ate her pu**y, she blew me and swallowed my cum.
Haven't gotten anymore in three and a half years.
a hug, when i was like 13.lol
Fellatio, cunnilingus, fingering vagina and anus.
Nasty looks across the street.
I had sex with a girl twice. It's now almost been a year.
F**k. That makes me sad
i'm in the same boat as op
oh well unless i guess you count the five girls i've slept with in the past 8 months, one of whom i was in a relationship with for a bit
handjob at 16
I could of gotten sex but I didn't have a condom
Vaginal sex, no condom, came inside her.
cumming inside, only had a bj once
kissing, holding hands
it was great x3
A kiss forced by circumstances, not because i was special to that girl - i was about 10 years old.
sex, oral, cum inside, on her, swallow at times, anal-still in practice
Holding hands. It was ironic, based on the sheer ludicrousity of the event. I am at peace with my permanent v-card, so I thought it was funny as well.
A girl nearly looked at me once
Unprotected group sex multiple times.
It's a miracle I don't have any STDs.
Hugged one. I think it was some sort of pity hug though.
Does licking each other's tounges in kindergarten count?
does hooker count as a female? If it does I f**ked a female twice.
If hooker does not count as female then I would have gotten a hug and a kiss, some handholding later in life as well. Still no real long hug and no mouth on mouth kissing though.
Vaginal intercourse (ejaculate inside)
Oral sex (she swallows)
Chance of getting anal - Slim to none
>Oral sex (she swallows)
F**king love when they do this. Only happened with three of the girls I've been with, rest were stuck up.
[1] shagged her, groped her younger sister, shagged her friend and then dated her mum, all smoking hot
the last one was a bit weird as she (the original one the daughter) sought said now make sure you two do not come back to late....and i almost introduced her (the milf) to my friends as Mrs XXXX..I said this is Mr's ....I mean Wendy, we both kinda looked at each other.
[2] Two some
[3] Had GF [long term] while having this GF I
[3a] Shagged flat mate
[3b]Got onto another flat mate
[3c] Shagged a Japanese wife
[3d] Sucked some western girls huge tits + passed
[3e] got onto 2 other girls, kiss grope
[3f] got onto a Taiwanese girl
[3g] got onto a diff ex, headjob blow jobs etc
[4] has a threesome with 2 girls
all up prolly go onto about 30 - 40 girls
To be honest... the part about f**king a girl, her friend and her mother sounds kinda fake. MORE DETAILS
To be honest... the part about f**king a girl, her friend and her mother sounds kinda fake. MORE DETAILS
I like that the only one you want to hear more about is the one you suspect is fake.
Got a handjob once.
Balls deep son. Hit all the walls
I had a pity f**k once.
Otherwise the closest I ever got was a smile.
Unless you count that drunk chick at the bar who cuddled with me and ate all my tables' food. Would have been interested but something in my mind was screaming, "--DANGER-- --DANGER WILL ROBINSON--".
I saw her on the news a month later. She went to bars getting guys drunk, then she'd lead them away with promises of sex & right into the loving arms of her husband, who would rob & rape them.
Yeah...that's the BEAT of luck I've had with women.
French kissing, licking boobies, groping boobies and ass
However, this is not pathetic because I am not into females
Blowjob. With handcuffs!
Just kissing.
watching her creepily through a window while I hide in the bushes
Anal... she squealed
I almost had sex once. The problem was that I was too nervous to stay erected. So everytime my penis got near the vagina it went semi/soft again. She was totally willing, and so was I actually. I guess my nervousness f**ked me up though. Still fingered her and touched boobs though.
Ate her out. She was 10. Sh*t was so cash. But I was 5, so it's kind of vague, half-forgotten cash.
Ass to mouth, rape roleplay, golden showers (her recieving, not me), daddy/daughter roleplay, bondage. Nothing really that out of the ordinary, I guess.
threads like this make me sad
ive never been anywhere with a women now that i think about it
haven't even talked to one for more than 10 seconds
i mean their just so uninteresting why would i waste my time with someone like that just so i can say Ive been with a girl?
note: i don't talk to men much either
Hand holding kicks ass.
I slept in the same bed with a girl, touched her tits over her bra, touched other parts of her body, even rubbed my hand in her vaginal region over her jeans.
If only I wasn't such a pu**y, I should've at least taken off the bra. Oh well, at least it's something.
We sat next to eachother in class. And not the kind where I sit next to her. She sat next to me.
I'm in the clear, bros!
Shaking hands.
>implying that having a girlfriend always leads to sex
If you're not f**king her, then she's not your girlfriend lol.
Anal while choking the bitch, sh*t was so cash
In fact choking the slut till she squirted over and over was pretty awesome
Tied up my girlfriend.
Let her pegg me.
F**ked her in the ass.
So many things to name...
Ass to mouth, rape roleplay, golden showers (her recieving, not me), daddy/daughter roleplay, bondage. Nothing really that out of the ordinary, I guess.
Oh yeah, throatf**king since I guess that's different than a regular blowjob. And a threesome with double-penetration. And titf**king. Basically anything you can imagine.
The farthest? Is there some sort of scale that you can see that "oh, choking a bitch while f**king her is farther than f**king her in the ass"? I feel like that would be helpful.
SINCURELY. THE SANTA STALKER.
i had a haircut 2day, and a girl about my age did it. Do i win a prize?
So I was walking down the street at night, and a female walked from her house, out the gate and in-front of me. She looked back at me as she walked in-front of me.
So naturally I crossed to the other side of the street, and kept walking.
Luckily she just stood there, but i couldn't really see behind me.
Cunnilingus/fellatio.
Not sure which is "further".
She was looking over my shoulder and for a few moments she rested her head on me. That is all.
pu**y smashing
Full vaginal. Received and given oral, but haven't received full oral to climax.
neck biting and open-mouthed kissing, and both of us were shirtless
but i'm a girl and that was with my straight (female) best friend who just wanted to try it out ;___;
i've never been that far with anyone else
Kissed, fingered a girl
Gonna to to an escourt next week to lose my V card
Gave her full-on head for a good quarter hour
She awkwardly explored in my pants and tried giving me a handjob.
We were both stone sober.
We are both virgins.
Make it a half hour, add a little oral on her end and that was my experience.
Also, I couldn't get hard, go figure.
Cashier handed me change and I accidently grazed her fingers in the process. I was like YEAH BOI!!
I have made out with a girl
But I am a straight female
And I haven't made out with a boy.
SH*T SUX
Got the tip in a few a**holes. I guess that's the furthest.
neck biting and open-mouthed kissing, and both of us were shirtless
but i'm a girl and that was with my straight (female) best friend who just wanted to try it out ;___;
i've never been that far with anyone else
Sounds wonderful.
Had sex is the farthest I've gone. Woohoo so original. But yeah it is a great thing.
had my penis in her mouth for a little while... then she took it out and gave me a handjob...
inspiring.
Blowjob, she wanted me to f**k her but i didn't want to get a disease (no condoms, and she wasn't hot enough to take the risk)
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