Monday, September 6, 2010

It runs in the family

I looked into my dads drawer todays to snoop.
I found a penis pump and pills to increase penis size.
I wanted to cry, because I can relate.
Any logical way to increase penis size?




Nope. If there was everybody would be doing it. It'd be as common (if not more) than having a nose or boob job.

There's no real way. Please them with what you have.

well
you might as well try your dads penis pump, unless he has AIDS

find a virgin that doesn't know any better

what about that thing where you do some exercises or whatever over a few months and get a inches? what's that called again?

There is a way, but it ain't pretty. They cut you up and then put you back together.
pic related

jelqing works, penis pumps too.
the reason why most people arent doing it is because you gain a few millimeters a year and you have to do it daily.

yes you can, with some work
www.thundersplace.com
results are slow and tedious

jelqing works, penis pumps too.
the reason why most people arent doing it is because you gain a few millimeters a year and you have to do it daily.

But in 3 years, that's what... a inch? PRETTY WORTH IT..
but is it safe is the question... I wouldn't wanna end up with a penis that doesn't work.

How big are you OP? I mean, if you're 5-6 you're golden, you can get away with 4 if you practice and get good at sex, 3... i dunno man.


But in 3 years, that's what... a inch? PRETTY WORTH IT..
but is it safe is the question... I wouldn't wanna end up with a penis that doesn't work.

permanent erectile dysfunction is one of the side effects

I looked into my dads drawer todays to snoop.
I found a penis pump and pills to increase penis size.
I wanted to cry, because I can relate.
Any logical way to increase penis size?

you should fill his penis pump with ben-gay

Don't stress the size, srsly. Here's why.
1) Shelling out cash for an extra inch is stupid, because women don't care about length that much, they can't really feel depth unless you're ten inches and bumping her cervical wall. Sure it looks good, but that means precisely f**k all unless you stand around naked awkwardly a lot. It's girth, not length, and a pump can actually DECREASE that. You're paying money to potentially give your girl LESS sensation.
2) Count your blessings. I've got a big dick and it sucks because I've never been able to have anal sex, despite the 4+ partners who asked for it, and woman on top is nearly impossible.

How big are you OP? I mean, if you're 5-6 you're golden, you can get away with 4 if you practice and get good at sex, 3... i dunno man.

thought for a split second you were talking about age. i lold.

Penis pumps DO NOT WORK in any good way.
They make your dick look f**king deformed and all stretched out and thin.

Don't stress the size, srsly. Here's why.
1) Shelling out cash for an extra inch is stupid, because women don't care about length that much, they can't really feel depth unless you're ten inches and bumping her cervical wall. Sure it looks good, but that means precisely f**k all unless you stand around naked awkwardly a lot. It's girth, not length, and a pump can actually DECREASE that. You're paying money to potentially give your girl LESS sensation.
2) Count your blessings. I've got a big dick and it sucks because I've never been able to have anal sex, despite the 4+ partners who asked for it, and woman on top is nearly impossible.

>It's girth, not length
Is it easier to increase girth?

I don't know but does anyone notice how sometimes their hard-on is sometimes bigger and better then before?
I wonder what causes that.

I don't know but does anyone notice how sometimes their hard-on is sometimes bigger and better then before?
I wonder what causes that.

Blood, bro. If your circulation is good it can be better and arousal plays a part of course. I notice that when I'm physically hot like in the summer, mine is like a baby's arm holding and orange. Even my gf notices this (she finds it uncomfortable LOL).

I don't know but does anyone notice how sometimes their hard-on is sometimes bigger and better then before?
I wonder what causes that.

Its because you are more aroused.
The more aroused, the bigger and harder it gets.

I looked into my dads drawer todays to snoop.
I found a penis pump and pills to increase penis size.
I wanted to cry, because I can relate.
Any logical way to increase penis size?

>Any logical way to increase penis size?
No, the only way to increase penis size is through surgery and all that does is increase the girth a tiny bit.
Penis pills don't work. Penis pumps don't work and in the worst cases, they can damage your penis. Penis stretching exercises eventually lead to permanent erectile disfunction.


Blood, bro. If your circulation is good it can be better and arousal plays a part of course. I notice that when I'm physically hot like in the summer, mine is like a baby's arm holding and orange. Even my gf notices this (she finds it uncomfortable LOL).

Guess I should quit smoking :( F**king up my blood.

Lose weight, eat better.
You can get more length from losing weight and a proper diet can help (if you eat sh*t now) because you can get more blood in there.

Lose weight, eat better.
You can get more length from losing weight and a proper diet can help (if you eat sh*t now) because you can get more blood in there.

You don't actually gain length, it's an illusion from the fat being gone.

Don't stress the size, srsly. Here's why.
1) Shelling out cash for an extra inch is stupid, because women don't care about length that much, they can't really feel depth unless you're ten inches and bumping her cervical wall. Sure it looks good, but that means precisely f**k all unless you stand around naked awkwardly a lot. It's girth, not length, and a pump can actually DECREASE that. You're paying money to potentially give your girl LESS sensation.
2) Count your blessings. I've got a big dick and it sucks because I've never been able to have anal sex, despite the 4+ partners who asked for it, and woman on top is nearly impossible.

>they can't feel depth
This is true, anons. There's this awesome sex ed site by a girl who basically wrote an encyclopedia of her vagina. What it feels like, how it works etc. It's supposed to be for women but anons can learn a lot from it:
http://myvag.net
Anyway she says if something is penetrating her she can only feel it close to the entrance. Girth or a feeling of fullness is pleasureable but deep penetration just gives a vague sensation of something putting pressure on her insides.


>they can't feel depth
This is true, anons. There's this awesome sex ed site by a girl who basically wrote an encyclopedia of her vagina. What it feels like, how it works etc. It's supposed to be for women but anons can learn a lot from it:
http://myvag.net
Anyway she says if something is penetrating her she can only feel it close to the entrance. Girth or a feeling of fullness is pleasureable but deep penetration just gives a vague sensation of something putting pressure on her insides.

Why do women laugh at men with small dicks then?


Guess I should quit smoking :( F**king up my blood.

Smoking is proven to reduce the quality of erections. It's also linked to impotency in middle age, so yeah, cut that sh*t out.


Why do women laugh at men with small dicks then?

Only shallow women who've internalized cultural myths without examining or forming their own beliefs do this.
They are the female equivalent of guys who declare any girl above 98lbs to be fat.


Why do women laugh at men with small dicks then?

The same reason men laugh at women who are sluts. They just need something to laugh about.

Lose weight, eat better.
You can get more length from losing weight and a proper diet can help (if you eat sh*t now) because you can get more blood in there.


You don't actually gain length, it's an illusion from the fat being gone.

The better explanation is you "gain" the length that you lost from fat. The penis also gets harder and thicker due to better blood flow. However, if too much fat accumulated in your blood vessels near your penis, you're permanently going to have a flabby penis.

wtf @ op's picture.
WHAT THE FUC K.



The better explanation is you "gain" the length that you lost from fat. The penis also gets harder and thicker due to better blood flow. However, if too much fat accumulated in your blood vessels near your penis, you're permanently going to have a flabby penis.

> However, if too much fat accumulated in your blood vessels near your penis
What the f**k does this mean?

Thin dicks suck....but a long dick really only helps when it comes to overall look....a big dick is good for turning girls on, with a big dick you feel more horny I guess and want to suck it. I think thats the same way with guys and big breasts.
The reason why girls make fun of guys with little dicks is because our society sees small dicks as less many/less sexy. In some ways a small dick is less sexy but if you think about it as long as it isn't a micropenis and has decent girth, then it still works the same in the end.

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