I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
>I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest.
>conquest
Your father is right to worry, you're obviously still a child.
I believe you have a legitimate concern.
I'm sure I would feel the exact same way.
>he was concerned.
As a dad should be, you weirdo granny f**ker.
I don't tell my parents anything.
You should try that sometime and stop being a girl.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
yeah dude. seems like you're inexperienced with life in general. Everyone has this feeling. Where you tell someone something and expect a specific response. Instead you get almost the exact opposite response.
You'll get over this. It happens. You'll soon see why he is concerned. This 37 year old lady has 14 years on you bro. With scams, stds, and peoples bullsh*t now-a-days he has a right to be concerned for his stupid son.
It's understandable to feel that way. You gotta be more selective about who you share good news with, OP.
For example, I never tell my friends when I've hooked up with a hot chick if I know they're currently in a dry spell. They just can't appreciate it the way you want them to.
I got the same sh*t from my father. I know for a fact that when he was younger he was great with women and they practically clung to him. He went to parties and was the shmooziest motherf**ker you every met. Even now hes better at flirting with girls my age then I am and getting them to smile.
So one day out of the blue I get laid by a pretty attractive girl and we decide to go out. Out of great pride I dash home to tell my father the great news that his son isn't a total disappointment. After I tell him the news what does he say? "Are you sure you're going out with her for the right reasons? Its not just because she popped your cherry, right?"
COME THE F**K ON DAD, I GOT LAID AFTER YEARS OF NOT EVEN LOOKING AT A GIRL. WHERE IS MY GOD DAMN SON-TO-FATHER BROFIST?
Parents are of questionable use, at best. Just don't f**king tell them anything unless you've knocked her up or something,
I'm a virgin guy in my mid 20s and I happened to mention to my mother I was going somewhere with a girl (as it just going somewhere with a friend, not dating or f**king) and she was worried I was going to be sexually taken advantage of. Yeah.
You learned a lesson today. Never talk to your parents about your sexual conquests.
god damn it i absolutely f**king hate you guys
just saying (again). Carry on i guess.
Parents are of questionable use, at best. Just don't f**king tell them anything unless you've knocked her up or something,
I'm a virgin guy in my mid 20s and I happened to mention to my mother I was going somewhere with a girl (as it just going somewhere with a friend, not dating or f**king) and she was worried I was going to be sexually taken advantage of. Yeah.
My mom is like that too...
I tell her I am going to my friends birthday party and all of a sudden my whole family thinks I have a girlfriend.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
If you ever have kids you'll understand where he's coming from.
I pity you, OP.
When I first had sex, my dad had heard me. Do you know what he did? He high fived me and told me he was proud.
THEN he gave me the talk. Except he said "Get her on the pill, its a f**k loads better than using a condom"
I pity you, OP.
When I first had sex, my dad had heard me. Do you know what he did? He high fived me and told me he was proud.
THEN he gave me the talk. Except he said "Get her on the pill, its a f**k loads better than using a condom"
>When I first had sex, my dad had heard me. Do you know what he did? He high fived me and told me he was proud.
I have this image of dad walking in on you railing your girlfriend, him taking the other end and giving the high five.
>She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
You're not looking for a girlfriend. You're looking for a mom with extra benefits. Going with an older woman who has a kid isn't exactly good for someone in their early 20's. It makes you, her and the kid look bad.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
I think your father just wants you to have an actual love.
I mean, great job on hooking up with that cougar. But honestly an actual relationship is far more meaningful.
maybe he regrets being such a player, probably broke a couple of hearts, doesn't want his son getting a bad rep etc.
but I understand how you feel, I myself don't really have a father that I can talk about my sex life with. Mostly because he's pretty religious and it's uncomfortable for me since we aren't that close. I tell my older brother's though and they are pretty good about it,except one of them will tell my mom to embarrass me.
but really, parents aren't the best for "hey I f**ked this hottie" kinda talk. You have your friends for that.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
You're 23 and you share secrets with your dad. Are you some kind of man child?
>She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
You're not looking for a girlfriend. You're looking for a mom with extra benefits. Going with an older woman who has a kid isn't exactly good for someone in their early 20's. It makes you, her and the kid look bad.
Well I told her up front I wasn't looking for anything serious. Just wanted to keep it casual and enjoy the learning experience. She was looking for the exact same thing.
We have good conversation, are capable of enjoying one another's company, and we have good sex. That's all there is to it. I don't even see the kid because she only has her on weekends (divorced), and neither of us is kidding ourselves into thinking that we could have anything serious considering that we're in two TOTALLY different points in our lives. We're both "no bull sh*t" type people, which is why it works (thus far).
You're 23 and you share secrets with your dad. Are you some kind of man child?
Nah, we're just close. I'm comfortable talking about most stuff with him, but it seems this is a subject that may have to remain off limits.
You're 23 and you share secrets with your dad. Are you some kind of man child?
some of us grew up well adjusted people that had good parents.
Sometimes just talking to your folks about these things helps put them in perspective, they raised you so they know you better than anyone else, aside from yourself.
what are you, some kind of angsty edgy kid who's parents just don't understand?
OP quit trying to be like your dad. If you really want a pat on the back from him give him a really good blowjob
>Well I told her up front I wasn't looking for anything serious.
>up front
That's what made you successful and what I love about older women. They don't f**k around playing stupid games! I'll bet she ate that sh*t up because she doesn't have time for any BS, right?
F**k, why would NOT want to be with an older women?! There is like NO downside to it.
>When I first had sex, my dad had heard me. Do you know what he did? He high fived me and told me he was proud.
I have this image of dad walking in on you railing your girlfriend, him taking the other end and giving the high five.
I imagine that would've been infinitively more awesome than him high-fiving me AFTER I'd had sex.
Needless to say, despite my dad being a long-term dickhead, he can be a short term COOL GUY.
>I'm a filthy fornicator who thinks with his dick rather than his head.
>My daddy isn't proud of meeeee!!!! ;_; waaaahhhh
The third girl I had sex with was in a public toilet when I was 17. The condom fell off and I got crazy scared. When dad picked me up and we were driving home I told him how nervous I was.
Before consoling me about it, he said "Heh, a public toilet? That's pretty funny" and continued to giggle for a while.
I like to think it's because he did something similar and he was proud of me.
The third girl I had sex with was in a public toilet when I was 17. The condom fell off and I got crazy scared. When dad picked me up and we were driving home I told him how nervous I was.
Before consoling me about it, he said "Heh, a public toilet? That's pretty funny" and continued to giggle for a while.
I like to think it's because he did something similar and he was proud of me.
You and your dad are both disgusting.
If I had a son and he told me that he f**ked a chick on a public toilet, I'd take bleach to his balls and stab him in the neck.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
>f**king women to impress his dad
Wow and I thought I knew women with daddy issues.
My father is deeeeaaaaad.
Just wanted to vent real quick anonymous. Sorry if it's boring.
I was a virgin up until 3 months ago. The first chick was nasty. Just an ugly girl to practice with and get some experience. But I've started seeing this woman in the past week who is absolutely gorgeous. I mean downright stunning! She's a 37 year old mom who could easily pass for ten years younger.
I'm REALLY proud of this most recent conquest. I'm 23 and relatively inexperienced, so I think it's a pretty incredible accomplishment on my part to have landed a MILF. So when my dad called me this afternoon to ask what was going on in my life, I decided to share the news with him.
Now, I've never really had a girlfriend so I've never had the opportunity to show off a girl to my folks. We've never talked about it, but I know my dad knows that I was never all that popular with women (until recently that is). My dad, on the other hand, couldn't keep girls off of him when he was my age so I was sure he would be pleasantly surprised.
Instead, he was concerned.
He was worried about what a woman that much older could really want from me, whether I was protecting myself from STDs, what my mother would say, etc. All legitimate concerns, and don't get me wrong; I LOVE that my dad is more concerned about my well-being than anything else. He's a good man and a great dad.
But I really wanted a pat on the back with this one. You know? A bro fist, a proud smile, and a "Nice, son" from my father would've made my year.
Just wish that had been in there somewhere along with the parental concern. Would've been nice to feel like I'd made my dad proud and showed him that his son, while a slow starter, was a chip off the old block.
Oh man OP, I know the feeling.
So when I was, probably 12 or so, my dad and I are driving in the car by ourselves when the song "Boogie Oogie" by Taste of Honey comes on the radio.
My dad says "Oh wow! Haven't heard Taste of Honey in years! Great group. Duo, actually. Two women. Both really attractive."
To which I reply, "Two women, huh? Well I think we know what kind of 'honey' they were tasting! Eh? Eh?"
I had never made a joke with sexual undertones to my dad, and I wanted to show him that I had a grasp of more mature humor. That I could be funny on that level. More than that, I think I wanted to know that he and I could joke around together about stuff like that just as with any group of guys.
Instead of laughing or even flashing an amused grin, he just shot me this look as if to say "Not cool, son. Totally inappropriate." He hadn't said a word, yet I still verbally apologized.
I've never forgotten it and I don't think I will. Just wanted a broment with my dad and got shot down. Haven't really tried since. It's like they say, you may forget the details of what someone did/said to you, but you never forget how they made you feel.
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>f**king women to impress his dad
Wow and I thought I knew women with daddy issues.
Not a man alive without "daddy issues." We all compare ourselves to our father's in one way or another, and almost all of us want our father's approval whether we admit or not.
Only a f**king woman doesn't know that.
"Dad, thanks for worrying, but I think its one of those times where you forgot I kind of achieved something here"
If he doesn't get the hint try, "If a boy hits his 1st target, a good way to kill any interest in shooting is to tell him "Son, I'm worried if you're going on a shooting spree to kill people"."
Not a man alive without "daddy issues." We all compare ourselves to our father's in one way or another, and almost all of us want our father's approval whether we admit or not.
Only a f**king woman doesn't know that.
I never had a father. Turned out alright. You can't miss what you never had.
>f**king women to impress his dad
Wow and I thought I knew women with daddy issues.
dudes f**k women to impress their dads
women f**k dudes to get back at their dad for not loving them enough
You and your dad are both disgusting.
If I had a son and he told me that he f**ked a chick on a public toilet, I'd take bleach to his balls and stab him in the neck.
>>implying you've ever seen a vagina irl
Well I told her up front I wasn't looking for anything serious. Just wanted to keep it casual and enjoy the learning experience. She was looking for the exact same thing.
We have good conversation, are capable of enjoying one another's company, and we have good sex. That's all there is to it. I don't even see the kid because she only has her on weekends (divorced), and neither of us is kidding ourselves into thinking that we could have anything serious considering that we're in two TOTALLY different points in our lives. We're both "no bull sh*t" type people, which is why it works (thus far).
From this, though, it sounds like you're wanting something to work out. This isn't a criticism; just an observation you might want to think about.
I, personally, fell for a married woman a few years older than myself, and we're trying to make it work out (long story). I'm close with my parents, but there are definitely some things they don't need to know for a good while yet.
From this, though, it sounds like you're wanting something to work out. This isn't a criticism; just an observation you might want to think about.
I, personally, fell for a married woman a few years older than myself, and we're trying to make it work out (long story). I'm close with my parents, but there are definitely some things they don't need to know for a good while yet.
Believe me, I hold no expectations and harbor no desire for anything other than what it is right now. I don't wanna play daddy to the kid, I don't wanna play husband/bf to her.
I'm quite content being a boy toy who happens to get along reasonably well with his mistress.
10 years younger than 37 is still no spring chicken OP.
If it turned out that the best my 23 year old son could do was a washed up 37 year old single mother, I would be very very concerned.
OP, your dad would be proud if you landed chicks who just turned whatever the age of consent in your legal district is. MILFs are predators, not prizes. They prey on awkward younger guys. Grats on being someone else's conquest, dude.
Believe me, I hold no expectations and harbor no desire for anything other than what it is right now. I don't wanna play daddy to the kid, I don't wanna play husband/bf to her.
I'm quite content being a boy toy who happens to get along reasonably well with his mistress.
Well if that's what your expectations are, don't expect your dad to be proud of you.
Oh man OP, I know the feeling.
So when I was, probably 12 or so, my dad and I are driving in the car by ourselves when the song "Boogie Oogie" by Taste of Honey comes on the radio.
My dad says "Oh wow! Haven't heard Taste of Honey in years! Great group. Duo, actually. Two women. Both really attractive."
To which I reply, "Two women, huh? Well I think we know what kind of 'honey' they were tasting! Eh? Eh?"
I had never made a joke with sexual undertones to my dad, and I wanted to show him that I had a grasp of more mature humor. That I could be funny on that level. More than that, I think I wanted to know that he and I could joke around together about stuff like that just as with any group of guys.
Instead of laughing or even flashing an amused grin, he just shot me this look as if to say "Not cool, son. Totally inappropriate." He hadn't said a word, yet I still verbally apologized.
I've never forgotten it and I don't think I will. Just wanted a broment with my dad and got shot down. Haven't really tried since. It's like they say, you may forget the details of what someone did/said to you, but you never forget how they made you feel.
God, what a sh*tty joke that was. No wonder your dad was disappoint.
God, what a sh*tty joke that was. No wonder your dad was disappoint.
If OP banged a 16 years old Dad would give the thumbs up
37 years old is almost over the hill (40)
I wouldn't f**k a 37 years old, bitch is used up like a slut banged by a group of ni**ers.
Our parents' generation doesn't really "get" the whole MILF thing.
(Because it's pathological and speaks to unresolved issues pertaining to parenting, independent identity establishment, sex as an expression of control, and so much more)
Our parents' generation doesn't really "get" the whole MILF thing.
(Because it's pathological and speaks to unresolved issues pertaining to parenting, independent identity establishment, sex as an expression of control, and so much more)
To be honest I don't really get the MILF thing either. Older women just seem like rustier versions of young women.
>watching Steve Colbert with dad
>Stephen makes 2girls1cup joke
>dad gets it
Me: Dad, you know what that is?!
Dad:...yes.
F**K I WISH I'D JUST ASSUMED HE WAS LAUGHING BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE WAS
To be honest I don't really get the MILF thing either. Older women just seem like rustier versions of young women.
I know man. My best friend is a stockbroker and he is dating some f**ked out 37 year old with 2 kids.
Jesus christ you people, what the hell are you thinking.
I know you all want to f**k yer mom, but that means you just date someone your age who vaguely looks like her, NOT AN ACTUAL MOM
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