I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
>more than one blowjob/day.
No wai dude.
>somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000.
So you've had what, one blowjob a day since you were 14?
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
LIES, two girls gave you 4500-5000 blowjobs
f**king lie
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
Flexible OP is flexible.
Probably under 200, over 2 years with 2 girlfriends since I was 16.
OP's number is hilarious.
Four. I am 24.
Feels good, man.
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
You poor thing. At least your imagination can help you get through.
0, because I am ugly as sin
LIES, two girls gave you 4500-5000 blowjobs
f**king lie
I believe he meant two at the same time.
replyingtoatrollthread
19 years old, and zero
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>more than one blowjob/day.
No wai dude.
About once every two days with first girl; two or three times a day with the second. Multiplied those by the length of the relationships.
LIES, two girls gave you 4500-5000 blowjobs
f**king lie
Mainly the second one, as we were together longer and she was the most sex-crazed human being I've ever met.
21 years old, zero blowjobs
Super troll deluxe, yall. A 27 year old man who has received 4,500-5,000 blowjobs would never find the time to post on anonymous and brag about it.
There are 3650 days in 10 years. Assuming you started getting blowjobs at the age of 17. That means you've gotten well over one blowjob, every day, for the last 10 years.
Derp and also herp.
18 - 1
19 - 2
21 - 1
23 (Current) - 0
>between 4500 and...................
bitch please
I'm 21, and I'd take an estimate at something around 200? i dated a girl for 3 years that enjoyed sucking my c**k, and back in my early teens I used to get a lot of head from timid chicks who were afraid to take my 8 inches.
18, f**k I dunno maybe like 20-30? Only had one girlfriend I was intimate with.
There are 3650 days in 10 years. Assuming you started getting blowjobs at the age of 17. That means you've gotten well over one blowjob, every day, for the last 10 years.
Derp and also herp.
>thatsthejoke.jpg
>additional greentext
I got a blowjob for the first time about a month ago, and I'd say I've gotten around 10-12 since then. I'm 18.
25 and 0. I'm bitter about it and destined to be a perma-virgin. None of it really matters because we all die and become nothing.
OP preforms auto-fellatio.
/thread
OP preforms auto-fellatio.
/thread
Dude, I wish. That'd be so much better than fapping.
21, probably around 200. still technically a virgin though
had g/f for 7 years now.
i've "trained" her to enjoy going down on me so it happens about once a week. Helps that i take measures for good tasting cum so she actually likes the flavor.
overall probably ~1000 since i started going out with her.
Probably about 10,567; OP is small time.
I can't believe no one has said this yet.
OVER NINE THOUSSSAANNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
Lost virginity @ 17, estimating 2/month since then. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 120 would be an educated guess; I've had 8 partners, a few one-night stands in addition to that. 22 y/o currently.
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
LOL you're saying you got more than one blowjob/day since you've lost your virginity? And that's the conservative guess (4500). Nice try, but not buying it.
0, since you said to reply even if it's 0.
Less than 100 and that's being nice. I'm pathetic, but honest.
18 years old.
Probably a few hundered, I don't know. 200-400 i guess.
I can't believe no one has said this yet.
OVER NINE THOUSSSAANNDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No one has done it yet because this ain't bee
Lost virginity @ 17, estimating 2/month since then. Somewhere in the neighborhood of 120 would be an educated guess; I've had 8 partners, a few one-night stands in addition to that. 22 y/o currently.
LOL you're saying you got more than one blowjob/day since you've lost your virginity? And that's the conservative guess (4500). Nice try, but not buying it.
2 or 3 a day, over the course of an almost-five-year relationship. And one every day or two over the course of a one-year relationship prior.
I didn't think this was abnormal, especially considering that I know guys from irl who have had 30-40 sexual partners.
2 or 3 a day, over the course of an almost-five-year relationship. And one every day or two over the course of a one-year relationship prior.
I didn't think this was abnormal, especially considering that I know guys from irl who have had 30-40 sexual partners.
I think my point is that a steady girlfriend > random hookups.
I've been blown five times by four girls.
OP's number really isn't that high, guys.
I don't know. I have never counted. more than 100 over the last 8 years?
0. And I don't give a sh*t about it since it doesn't look that pleasurable anyway.
1, WTF is wrong with you wh**re.
I think 2. I didn't really like it, and haven't requested it since.
OP has a very valid point. I'm chronically single and moderatly sucessful with the bitches and i've f**ked far more girls than OP buti've only gotten head like 40 times. My perspective has been changed OP.
I'm 21 and have received around 75-125 blowjobs starting at age 18.
I'm 20 and have gotten about 10 blowjobs in about 2 years.
Girlfriend hates giving em :<
Maybe 4-5. The first one doesn't really count, cause she had braces and we had to F**KING STOP when my dick hit the archwire.
That being said, the last girl I made sweet love to gave a blowjob like a champ. Holy f**k it was amazing, it was probably about on par with finding the Ark of the Covenant, or winning a $100m lottery, or maybe having some sweet blackmail on the POTUS. I dunno, it was a f**king good blowjob.
Some people in this thread forget that in long term relationships blowjobs occur fairly frequently, normally preceeding sex, though.
I have little idea, but it's easily around the 1'000 mark. OP is guestimating because he's a retard.
Maybe 4-5. The first one doesn't really count, cause she had braces and we had to F**KING STOP when my dick hit the archwire.
That being said, the last girl I made sweet love to gave a blowjob like a champ. Holy f**k it was amazing, it was probably about on par with finding the Ark of the Covenant, or winning a $100m lottery, or maybe having some sweet blackmail on the POTUS. I dunno, it was a f**king good blowjob.
>it was probably about on par with finding the Ark of the Covenant
That sounds pretty freaking awesome.
Some people in this thread forget that in long term relationships blowjobs occur fairly frequently, normally preceeding sex, though.
I have little idea, but it's easily around the 1'000 mark. OP is guestimating because he's a retard.
>OP is guestimating because he's a retard.
That's retard SAVANT, to you. I'm good at maths.
I always kind of avoid them, while girlfriend is awesome at giving them and it always feels amazing, i can't come from a hand or mouth, it just never works, and she always ends up feeling bad and thinking she's terrible at them, but she's not. So i avoid the drama of it and just start with them then pound her into oblivion.
Some people in this thread forget that in long term relationships blowjobs occur fairly frequently, normally preceeding sex, though.
I have little idea, but it's easily around the 1'000 mark. OP is guestimating because he's a retard.
This is an important point - are we talking warming-up oral, where it's just a precursor to sex, or a start-to-finish bj?
If it's the former, then maybe 200.
The latter, maybe 30, probably less than 50.
21 here.
This is an important point - are we talking warming-up oral, where it's just a precursor to sex, or a start-to-finish bj?
If it's the former, then maybe 200.
The latter, maybe 30, probably less than 50.
21 here.
Some people in this thread forget that in long term relationships blowjobs occur fairly frequently, normally preceeding sex, though.Again
I have little idea, but it's easily around the 1'000 mark. OP is guestimating because he's a retard.
It's true, I can count on two hands the amount of times I've had a start to finish bj. Most of them were one girl, she just had a knack to make me cum, all the other girls didn't have the stamina.
>it was probably about on par with finding the Ark of the Covenant
That sounds pretty freaking awesome.
That's the advantage of sleeping with a single mother. You know she's been around, you know she has the experience to truly make it worth your while. Dear god, it was worth my while.
I was with a girl for 4 years who often sucked my c**k several times a day. Some days we skipped, but nearly every day for four years I'd get sucked off, and often twice (thrice, eesh). Do all your bjs go to completion OP? You deserve a medal if it's true (which I doubt)
So, about 275 in high school (gf for 2 years, lots of head from friends and cute girls other than her)
Then gf 4 years and lived with her, a crazy c**ksucker,
so 1360 or so after high school.
Since then, I've had girls come and go, so maaaaybe 60 bjs since then. If I count only the ones to orgasm cut this final number in by a third. I like to get blown, love it, and I don't always have to blow a load from it. Sometimes I like to put my c**k inside her after a good fifteen to twenty minute blowjob, or those delicious hour long licking my shaft sessions. <3 <3 Fuuuuck.
1790 or so. F**k, long term horny bitches & cohabitation for the win.
This is an important point - are we talking warming-up oral, where it's just a precursor to sex, or a start-to-finish bj?
If it's the former, then maybe 200.
The latter, maybe 30, probably less than 50.
21 here.
Start-to-finish.
Why would you put your dick in a girl's mouth and not finish? I mean you can just get another erection in 30 seconds anyway.
I was with a girl for 4 years who often sucked my c**k several times a day. Some days we skipped, but nearly every day for four years I'd get sucked off, and often twice (thrice, eesh). Do all your bjs go to completion OP? You deserve a medal if it's true (which I doubt)
So, about 275 in high school (gf for 2 years, lots of head from friends and cute girls other than her)
Then gf 4 years and lived with her, a crazy c**ksucker,
so 1360 or so after high school.
Since then, I've had girls come and go, so maaaaybe 60 bjs since then. If I count only the ones to orgasm cut this final number in by a third. I like to get blown, love it, and I don't always have to blow a load from it. Sometimes I like to put my c**k inside her after a good fifteen to twenty minute blowjob, or those delicious hour long licking my shaft sessions. <3 <3 Fuuuuck.
1790 or so. F**k, long term horny bitches & cohabitation for the win.
>Do all your bjs go to completion OP?
Why would they not? Blue balls hurt, man. Granted, my ex-fiance had the sex drive of a tentacle monster, so I guess I was lucky in that regard. But still, my number isn't THAT high.
4
24
easy math is easy
op, sucking your own dick doesn't count
I'm not going to bother to count, because only one matters.
Let me paint a picture for you, anonymous.
There I was, receiving some more than competent service from a blue-eyed college freshman in the midst of her Harry Potter phase.
We had previously done a little Harry-Hermione role-playing (oh, that grey skirt!) and I was trying to think of some way to bring a bit more of that into the evening.
While I was thinking, she'd begun to rub my balls and finger herself with her other hand. She looked up at me with those big blue eyes and I couldn't take any more. No more holding back, it was Go Time.
I grabbed her hair with one hand and my c**k in the other. She made a little "mmm" sound and rocked back onto the bed, face upturned, eager.
I yelled with all my might.
"expecto."
"PATRONUM."
Let me tell you, anonymous, that my patronus takes the shape of a torrent of jizz. Not particularly badass, but no dementor is getting in the way of that sh*t.
And that's my story.
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
20 years old, adding zero to zero and then adding more zero has never been so depressing... But hey, I'm only on 1/5th of my life, so I'm still okay.
>Reply, even if your number is zero.
Who the f**k do you think you are commanding people to reply? Doesn't matter, anonymous will eat this sh*t up because they love survey threads.
one, and i'm aged 22.
>Reply, even if your number is zero.
Who the f**k do you think you are commanding people to reply? Doesn't matter, anonymous will eat this sh*t up because they love survey threads.
Of course we do, information is power, and confirmation is comfort.
20. 1 girlfriend. About 100 blowjobs not necessarily to completion however.
I'm interested to know:
When you're in a relationship and are having regular sex, do you still get blowjobs, or is that a step backwards? Or do you only get them to non-completion as part of foreplay?
I'm interested to know:
When you're in a relationship and are having regular sex, do you still get blowjobs, or is that a step backwards? Or do you only get them to non-completion as part of foreplay?
Non-completion as a part of foreplay.
0
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I'm not going to bother to count, because only one matters.
Let me paint a picture for you, anonymous.
There I was, receiving some more than competent service from a blue-eyed college freshman in the midst of her Harry Potter phase.
We had previously done a little Harry-Hermione role-playing (oh, that grey skirt!) and I was trying to think of some way to bring a bit more of that into the evening.
While I was thinking, she'd begun to rub my balls and finger herself with her other hand. She looked up at me with those big blue eyes and I couldn't take any more. No more holding back, it was Go Time.
I grabbed her hair with one hand and my c**k in the other. She made a little "mmm" sound and rocked back onto the bed, face upturned, eager.
I yelled with all my might.
"expecto."
"PATRONUM."
Let me tell you, anonymous, that my patronus takes the shape of a torrent of jizz. Not particularly badass, but no dementor is getting in the way of that sh*t.
And that's my story.
You just made my day anon. Way to get your Harry on. As for me, I'm 35 and have been in long term relationships/cohabitating for the last 12 years so I'd guess around 2000 or so. I'm not that into getting head, but my gf's seem to have enjoyed it and it always led to f**king so I'm not complaining.
Non-completion as a part of foreplay.
Dang, that sucks. Not even on special occasions?
19, none. Never had sex or been in a relationship. I never even had friends that actually started socializing with me more than once a couple of months. I have and pretty much always had to initiate everything myself. A girl did approach me, she even told me that she thinks I'm the right one for her and yet tells me that she only wants to be friends with me because she has promised herself to someone else.
And when I confront somebody about it they only have good things to say about me. Nobody has ever openly criticized me for anything. At least not something solid that mattered more than what type of shower gel I use. My grades have always been one of the best in the country I'm from. I've always been the top of my class without studying. I have got very high results in olympiads like math, biology, chemistry etc. I'm not hideous either, people sometimes do compliment me about my looks. I'm not awkward either, I listen to everyone and I'm open to everyone who talks to me. I am pretty much always confident about what I want.
And yet I'm still alone. (No, I don't agree with you that it's other people's fault. I guess I'm not good enough. Getting sick and tired of not being good enough...)
21 years old
0 blowjobs
To calculate how long the time period is between blow jobs on average I need to divide 21 by 0
OH GOD
had g/f for 7 years now.
i've "trained" her to enjoy going down on me so it happens about once a week. Helps that i take measures for good tasting cum so she actually likes the flavor.
overall probably ~1000 since i started going out with her.
Protip: If your girl goes down on you once a week, she does NOT enjoy doing it.
18 years old, 3 blowjobs. A modest total.
Dang, that sucks. Not even on special occasions?
Oh no, if you just ask them to keep going, you can of course go to completion if thy enjoy it, or don't mind, but why not just build it up with that and then actually f**k them? I personally can't cum from blowjobs alone anyway, there isn't enough friction to do it for me unless it's been building up for weeks.
19 years old - been with quite a few girls when i was in younger teens but most weren't sluts so never made it to 3rd base. had much more sex than head, given less head than received also..
tldr; 19yo and approx 7-8 from ex gf
Protip: If your girl goes down on you once a week, she does NOT enjoy doing it.
another protip: If she does it every other day, and gets sloppy f**king wet whilst dong it... she's probably a slut, but at least she enjoys it.
Age: 20
V card: N/A
BJ count: In the ballpark of about 5,000
Sexual Partners: 1
Sexual encounters: seriously over 9000. Been dating/seeing same woman since I was nearly 15. First BJ at 15 (for my Bday) lost virginity at 16, (for my Bday)
another protip: If she does it every other day, and gets sloppy f**king wet whilst dong it... she's probably a slut, but at least she enjoys it.
Age: 20
V card: N/A
BJ count: In the ballpark of about 5,000
Sexual Partners: 1
Sexual encounters: seriously over 9000. Been dating/seeing same woman since I was nearly 15. First BJ at 15 (for my Bday) lost virginity at 16, (for my Bday)
actually, more accurate corrections my bros
Bjs: in the ball park of about 2500 (sorry for exaggerating at first.)
Sex: about 5000+
I am 27 and I lost my virginity at 14. Been with 24 girls and spent nearly 10 years in serious relationships...
Hmm... Considering they would always blow me before we f**ked...
Yeah, this is impossible.
I am 18, i'll be 19 in a few months
I cant really estimate but they were alot. probably around 1kish
I lost m virginity at 15 and slept with 6 girls
No. of blowjobs: No more than 10-15, probably less. All with same girl and been with her 3 years. I need to get my f**king act together man.
Age: 18
30, I have received none
don't remember how many, and i'm not going to nitpick because who the f**k cares about a bj when you can get straight laid with the possibility of anal?
1 blowjob, I almost forgot because I was drunk and f**ked her afterwards. I'm 21 btw
I'm not going to bother to count, because only one matters.
Let me paint a picture for you, anonymous.
There I was, receiving some more than competent service from a blue-eyed college freshman in the midst of her Harry Potter phase.
We had previously done a little Harry-Hermione role-playing (oh, that grey skirt!) and I was trying to think of some way to bring a bit more of that into the evening.
While I was thinking, she'd begun to rub my balls and finger herself with her other hand. She looked up at me with those big blue eyes and I couldn't take any more. No more holding back, it was Go Time.
I grabbed her hair with one hand and my c**k in the other. She made a little "mmm" sound and rocked back onto the bed, face upturned, eager.
I yelled with all my might.
"expecto."
"PATRONUM."
Let me tell you, anonymous, that my patronus takes the shape of a torrent of jizz. Not particularly badass, but no dementor is getting in the way of that sh*t.
And that's my story.
Oh god, how I lol'd. I hope you're not making that sh*t up, man. That's so f**king awesome.
>anonymous will eat this sh*t up because they love survey threads.
That we do, friend. That we do.
I'm interested to know:
When you're in a relationship and are having regular sex, do you still get blowjobs, or is that a step backwards? Or do you only get them to non-completion as part of foreplay?
You get blowjobs all the time in a relationship, if you're doing it right. Girls LOVE the attention, and to know that they're "doing good."
If you've ever wondered why some guys are more than happy to put up with daddy issues and female insanity, now you know - blowjobs is why. Crazy bitches give the best oral.
Oh man 4,000-5,000? Bro, you are the epitome of cool. It's a pair of lips on a f**king meat stick, you seriously keep count of that sh*t?
Oh no, if you just ask them to keep going, you can of course go to completion if thy enjoy it, or don't mind, but why not just build it up with that and then actually f**k them? I personally can't cum from blowjobs alone anyway, there isn't enough friction to do it for me unless it's been building up for weeks.
>I personally can't cum from blowjobs alone anyway, there isn't enough friction
Translation: I've never been with a girl who was good at oral.
Gag reflex, my friend - they need to not have onw.
BJ as in anytime my dick is in a mouth or BJ as in completely sucked off and came? I'm guessing ~700 if the former. Maybe 10 times for the latter. 25yo, 1 serious relationship, 3 women total.
I've made out twice with a girl.
F**k yeah!
don't remember how many, and i'm not going to nitpick because who the f**k cares about a bj when you can get straight laid with the possibility of anal?
>possibility of anal
Ass to mouth. Nuff said.
>I personally can't cum from blowjobs alone anyway, there isn't enough friction
Translation: I've never been with a girl who was good at oral.
Gag reflex, my friend - they need to not have onw.
She's made me cum several times, it just takes a while.
And err, bulimics aren't renowned for their easily controllable gag reflex... Jus sayin.
She's made me cum several times, it just takes a while.
And err, bulimics aren't renowned for their easily controllable gag reflex... Jus sayin.
>bulemic
>blowjob
I'd be afraid of the residual stomach acid dissolving the skin off my dick, to be honest. You are a brave man.
Lost my virginity to my girlfriend at age 15. She was 19. We were never with anyone else, and we're still together.
5 years later now that I'm thinking about it, it's in the ballpark of around 1000 or in that general area? Not sure
like 500-1000? im 20 lost virginity at 16 i think. slept with 2 women. both long term (3 years and 8months ongoing)
2 years in a relationship, 20 years old
I'd say 30-50 bjs
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
i do NOT believe that 2 women blew you an average of 2500 times apiece. that is ridiculous.
i have had sex with 55 women, and i estimate that i have received 800 to 1200 blowjobs. first time was at age 15. the blowjob is not a central part of sex, i guess. i tend to get them early on, then tehy go away as hugging turns to sex with fewer steps in between.
0, which will likely remain the number the same no matter what my age is.
i do NOT believe that 2 women blew you an average of 2500 times apiece. that is ridiculous.
i have had sex with 55 women, and i estimate that i have received 800 to 1200 blowjobs. first time was at age 15. the blowjob is not a central part of sex, i guess. i tend to get them early on, then tehy go away as hugging turns to sex with fewer steps in between.
You f**king slut. Keep your filthy dick in your pants.
5-6 between 4 different women (over the course of a year).
All of them sucked.
(bu-dum-tish)
19 (20 next month) and 2
Age: 21
Blowjobs: 0
Kissless virgin for life.
Better question:
How many dicks have the female wh**res of web sucked?
I've been sexually active since 15 and I'm 20 now. I've had sex with 13 girls. I though long and hard abouot and I've gotten blowjobs from 11 girls. Now I've only had one serious relationship that lasted 2 and a half yrs. Got my fair share of blowjobs from there. I'm gonna estimate about 150 to 200.
yeah it'd be an extremely high number for me.
general women giving me them, lots.
plus my girlfriend of two years ALWAYS gives me blowjobs. its awesome.
I haven't really been keeping track, but like 8 to 15 or something like that. My girlfriend started giving them recently so I'm alright with that. I'm 17.
age 17
zero
feels meh.
Age: 24
Status: gayf**
Number of blowjobs received: ~200-300 over the last five years.
Number of blowjobs given: ~100-200
This is counting all instances of oral sex that might occur during foreplay or otherwise as a "blowjob." If you mean number that have resulted in orgasm, reduce the numbers by a factor of five or so.
Personally, I don't really care for blowjobs. My boyfriend is good at giving them, they just don't do much for me. Giving them myself is a bit more fun since my boyfriend really enjoys them, but they make my jaw hurt and it's impossible to get him to actually cum that way.
I honestly don't see why blowjobs are held up as some sort of holy grail of awesome sex--hell, mutual handjobs are a hell of a lot more fun, especially since you can make out during them.
0. So ronery. 21 years old.
Age: 24
Status: gayf**
Number of blowjobs received: ~200-300 over the last five years.
Number of blowjobs given: ~100-200
This is counting all instances of oral sex that might occur during foreplay or otherwise as a "blowjob." If you mean number that have resulted in orgasm, reduce the numbers by a factor of five or so.
Personally, I don't really care for blowjobs. My boyfriend is good at giving them, they just don't do much for me. Giving them myself is a bit more fun since my boyfriend really enjoys them, but they make my jaw hurt and it's impossible to get him to actually cum that way.
I honestly don't see why blowjobs are held up as some sort of holy grail of awesome sex--hell, mutual handjobs are a hell of a lot more fun, especially since you can make out during them.
Meh, I f**king love them. It's just different things for different people. I'd happily substitute sex for a blowjob.. But not every time. =)
Age: 24
Status: gayf**
Number of blowjobs received: ~200-300 over the last five years.
Number of blowjobs given: ~100-200
This is counting all instances of oral sex that might occur during foreplay or otherwise as a "blowjob." If you mean number that have resulted in orgasm, reduce the numbers by a factor of five or so.
Personally, I don't really care for blowjobs. My boyfriend is good at giving them, they just don't do much for me. Giving them myself is a bit more fun since my boyfriend really enjoys them, but they make my jaw hurt and it's impossible to get him to actually cum that way.
I honestly don't see why blowjobs are held up as some sort of holy grail of awesome sex--hell, mutual handjobs are a hell of a lot more fun, especially since you can make out during them.
Maybe it's a straight guy thing.
Four. I am 24.
Feels good, man.
wow
I am also 24
Guess how many?
FOUR
Pro tip: alpha males dont keep count.
What are we counting as a blowjob here? Just mouth on penis? Until orgasm?
If it's mouth on penis, I don't know, many, but I think less than one hundred total from 4 or 5 different girls. If it's until orgasm, 0.
I'm 24 and never had a blowjob.
I dont f**king know and I'm 20.
You fa**ots who keep count need to quit yer f**king sh*t.
inb4 >has never recieved a Bj, etc. I've had 20+ that I can remember.
im 16, id say prolly between 10 and 15
26, zero BJs or sex. Feels frustrating man.
26, zero BJs or sex. Feels frustrating man.
r u serious dude? im 16 and ive gotten between 10 and 20...
18 yro and zero because the girls that give blowjobs here are not the kind of girls you would even want to look at.
15, ive gotten exactly 10 (I count) and you know what? I dont care what any of you say but I think my girlfriend is f**king sexy, she has a nice fit figure, nice breasts (not super small but not huge either) nice legs and ass and she has a beautiful face, she has a gothic kind of style, (like me) and im the only guy she has let cum on her face, im the only guy to get her to swallow, its awesome.
age: 20
# : 0
Feels, whatever man.
r u serious dude? im 16 and ive gotten between 10 and 20...
Yeah, I'm f**king serious. Go through a phase as a teen not giving a sh*t about other people and by the time you snap out of it you're f**ked.
There are 3650 days in 10 years. Assuming you started getting blowjobs at the age of 17. That means you've gotten well over one blowjob, every day, for the last 10 years.
Derp and also herp.
>more than one blowjob/day.
No wai dude.
>somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000.
So you've had what, one blowjob a day since you were 14?
LIES, two girls gave you 4500-5000 blowjobs
f**king lie
Probably under 200, over 2 years with 2 girlfriends since I was 16.
OP's number is hilarious.
You poor thing. At least your imagination can help you get through.
For all of you retards accusing the OP of lying, look up yoga - it has some "flexible" benefits, if you get my drift.
Flexible OP is flexible.
This guy understands.
15, ive gotten exactly 10 (I count) and you know what? I dont care what any of you say but I think my girlfriend is f**king sexy, she has a nice fit figure, nice breasts (not super small but not huge either) nice legs and ass and she has a beautiful face, she has a gothic kind of style, (like me) and im the only guy she has let cum on her face, im the only guy to get her to swallow, its awesome.
cool story, bro.
also, her last boyfriend totally came all over her face (she likes it), and had a bigger penis than you.
Jesus are you f**king serious? my first gf used to give me head every f**king day. Im 43 (yes 43) now I can't even begin to guess.
Jesus are you f**king serious? my first gf used to give me head every f**king day. Im 43 (yes 43) now I can't even begin to guess.
What the f**k...
No one that old should be on this board...
on topic: 19 and a big whopping ZERO. In fact, I'd be content just for a kiss. That's all I really want anyway.
18 yro and zero because the girls that give blowjobs here are not the kind of girls you would even want to look at.
>implying that oral sex is not practiced by 100% of the human race
Your virginity is awkwardly showing, my friend.
Age: 21
Lifetime blowjob count: 0
eighteen
zero
surprise!
my amount of care is diminishing so you know, whatever haha
Am 20. I've gotten maybe around 35? All from my most recent ex, she was damn good at it too.
20 years.
0 real blowjobs.
Like 4 attempted blowjobs that failed because it wouldn't fit in. :(
In all honesty, I'm pretty surprised by all the low numbers here. Yeah, lots of zeroes were a given - but the numbers greater than 0 are much smaller than expected.
Guess I don't fit in here as much as I thought. Feels weird, man.
>5000 blowjobs in 9 years
>OP master troll.
33.
I dunno, maybe a thousand? I never really kept count, it could be half that or double that.
>5000 blowjobs in 9 years
>OP master troll.
Actually, more like 6 years. Since I threw the ex-fiance out for cheating on me, I've not been able to trust another woman long enough to progress beyond the making-out phase of dating. Misogyny, ahoy!
An average of two or three times a day when you live with someone really isn't that much...
22 year old, about 8 to 12 BJ..
I am still a Virgin btw :3
Actually, more like 6 years. Since I threw the ex-fiance out for cheating on me, I've not been able to trust another woman long enough to progress beyond the making-out phase of dating. Misogyny, ahoy!
An average of two or three times a day when you live with someone really isn't that much...
What's this sh*t I'm hearing?
>sex requires trust
Are you a girl? No? Then f**k that sh*t, that's why God or whoever made your dick reusable.
Reasons why this is a troll
-LongTermRelationship, this is what every neckbeard on anonymous wants. Commence rage.
-Lost virginity at 18 and had 5k blowjobs, been sexually active since adulthood and never gone a day without getting blown. Jelaousy from the neckbeards fume the raging even more.
-The chances that a normalf** who gets this much pu**y (mouth) lurks anonymous and knows how to tripf** is rather tiny.
Im going to go with 7/10 since you really fooled most of the fa**ots here.
Why are blowjobs so big in America? They seem to be far more common than here in England.
18, between 10 and 15. i've never come from a blowjob though, just because whenever i've had them it was either when i was drunk or as a pre-sex warmup.
21 years old, prob around 80....
What's this sh*t I'm hearing?
>sex requires trust
Are you a girl? No? Then f**k that sh*t, that's why God or whoever made your dick reusable.
>>sex requires trust
Yeah, and clean papers from the health department. Risk vs benefit, yknow?
First girl I was with decided to wait until AFTER we had been having sex for over a month to inform me that I was lucky number 13, and that she'd been exposed to AIDS but was too afraid to get tested. Seven days of antibiotics and two weeks anxiously waiting on test results later (clean, thank god), and my perspective on sex was a little bit changed....
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
>27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000
>I lost my virginity at 18
That's an average of more than one blowjob per day.
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
im 27 and ive had 2....;_;
im 27 and ive had 2....;_;
was the girl VERY drunk at the time?
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
pic related
its what i want to do to my ex right now.
i just spent the last hour talking to him on msn. OMG just thinking about him makes me wet
I'm 22 (23 on the 4th of may)
I've had sex with 6 girls in the past 4 years. All but one gave me blowjobs, but not all of them on a regular basis.
2 of them were real girlfriends for over 1 year, giving me approx 2 blowjobs a weak. That's maybe 200 blowjobs.
2 of them were just sex buddies. One never blew me. The other one maybe 20 times.
Then 7 more blowjobs from the two other girls.
= 227 blowjobs.
It could have been worse.
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
You must like being called a slut a lot, because that's about the only thing that can happen by posting that here.
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
Your post makes me RAAAAAGE.
You must like being called a slut a lot, because that's about the only thing that can happen by posting that here.
Your post makes me RAAAAAGE.
go on and rage away:
call me a dirty slut and use me
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
This is the reason I hate women in its purest form.
go on and rage away:
call me a dirty slut and use me
i like girls like you :)
i love wh**res
18, I've had one.
This is the reason I hate women in its purest form.
aww
why is that?
i dont understand
i like girls like you :)
i love wh**res
yep thats me
but i dont sleep with just anyone. im a nympho. i choose the boys i f**k and when i f**k them.
This is the reason I hate women in its purest form.
Do you hate men who f**k a lot of girls?
age: 20
quantity of blowjobs: 1
aww
why is that?
i dont understand
yep thats me
but i dont sleep with just anyone. im a nympho. i choose the boys i f**k and when i f**k them.
>i choose
I'm so amused that you actually think that
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
29? In the last 10 months I've hooked up with around 35 to 40 women and I'm a guy.
Why am I competing with a woman to see who's more of a wh**re?
I'm 23 have f**ked as old as 34 and as young as 16. Trust me when I say this. Age is better than youth. 34 year gave me the best blowjob I've ever had. And she had an oral fixation.
29? In the last 10 months I've hooked up with around 35 to 40 women and I'm a guy.
Why am I competing with a woman to see who's more of a wh**re?
I'm 23 have f**ked as old as 34 and as young as 16. Trust me when I say this. Age is better than youth. 34 year gave me the best blowjob I've ever had. And she had an oral fixation.
>Age is better than youth
but they get all floppy and sh*t, that's not cool
Age 21,
BJs: I lost count but had 3 diffrent women sucking my dick.
>>i'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head
actually, I say this to every girl who gives me head. If they think they are good at it, they will do it more often. I have known girls who didn't want to suck my dick because they thought they were bad at it. It made them feel insecure.
Well, ever since, any girl gives the best blowjobs I've ever had.
22-year-old. Lost my virginity at 16 and was involved with a guy with an oral fixation for about two years (until we both left for college). So, in high school? Approx. 200 times, assuming we got together twice a week every week.
Now? Probably about 350.
only 1 :(
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
you realise thats an average of nearly one a DAY since you lost your v-card.
19
been with this girl 3 months+ and she gives me BJs on the regular probably around 60 at the this point
she loves sucking c**k :]
No. of blowjobs: No more than 10-15, probably less. All with same girl and been with her 3 years. I need to get my f**king act together man.
Age: 18
As extra information, if we're counting full bj's I.e sucking your dick 'till you cum, then 0.
O_o what can I do, man?
>>i'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head
actually, I say this to every girl who gives me head. If they think they are good at it, they will do it more often. I have known girls who didn't want to suck my dick because they thought they were bad at it. It made them feel insecure.
Well, ever since, any girl gives the best blowjobs I've ever had.
Well i've got a lot of old f**kbuddies on my facebook and msn and they still say that i'm the best lay/best blowjob of their life and i live in a different country to them so we're never going to have sex again.
...so im lead to believe that im pretty good lol
Also, i havent included all the guys i DIDNT have sex with but fooled around with. But i couldnt even estimate that figure so...whatever
22 years old, about 200-300. That's one or two a week from age 18-22.
1 blowjob, and I'm almost 22
Feels bad man ;_;
op is over estimating.
been getting bjs since i was 14, now 20.
been with 6 or 7 women
half of whom ive had sex, bj, hj etc with innumerable times.
I'm turning 23 next week.
Had sex since I'm 15, 3 women.
One for 1 year, one for 4 years, current 1.5 years.
That makes 6.5 years of regular sex, let's say 2.5 times a week because in the beginning we couldn't see each other as much as we wanted because of living at parent's and it was barely one time a week, now we live together and get it on at least 3 or 4 times a week, there were holydays with no sex during a month, there were non stop f**king weeks spent in bed with sex 3 times a day, etc.
Let's say 2.5 times a week is a good approximation.
Got a blowjob everytime we had sex. The few time I didn't are made up by the time I got a blowjob without sex.
So all in all, about 6.5 * 52 * 2.5 = about 845 blowjobs.
I'd round it up by "between 800 an 900".
like...15 or 20 or so
>thousands of blowjobs
you're either lying or dating some c**k-hungry females
1 blowjob, and I'm almost 22
Feels bad man ;_;
dude. you're not a virgin any more at least.
20, 4 maybe 5 i dont remember
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
You count them? Seriously? I think you might be slightly deranged. The answer to your question is 49 and over 9000.
18, probably somewhere around 60 - 100, Ive only had one girlfriend.
I was the practice guy at school for the girls to learn to give the perfect blowjob. My incredible staying power allowed me to become a legend. So if you're in Brighton and have a gf who gives perfect head at 16, you'll know why.
23
2 gfs that I've f**ked, 500-600 bjs perhaps... total of 4 years - sounds accurate, could've gotten a bit more I guess but I'm a pu**y (don't want to cheat <.<)
Waaait now, what counts as a blowjob, girl/guy sucking you til you cum OR blowing pre/after sex due to foreplay/afterplay? oO
no blowjobs
22
Probably in the double digits, what kind of lowlife would keep track of that.
21,virgin,1 blowjob kinda... I sucked the tip of my dick in my early teens,sounds even worse typing it out.
im 12 and no blowjobs.
About once every two days with first girl; two or three times a day with the second. Multiplied those by the length of the relationships.
Mainly the second one, as we were together longer and she was the most sex-crazed human being I've ever met.
>two or three times a day with the second.
please tell me you're still with her
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
19, not a virgin, only 1 bj.
Feels bad man.
I have received one (1) blowjob in my life.
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
I'm 20, 5 bj's, actual sex...lost count.
26. from 4 girls, somewhere above 500 im sure, obviously exact numbers cant be had.about 80% is from one specific girl though. that lovely young thing just loved having her head pushed down.
29.
Zero. I had a chance for one, but it was at a time where I had to pee really hard :(
I'm 24, and I'd say I've gotten at least ten blowjobs.
Protip: Vaginas give the best head
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero.
I'm 27, and my estimate is somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000. I lost my virginity at 18 and have had sex with two women. What about you guys?
wtf. that's like two blow jobs a day since you were 18. wtf
god this is pathetic. If you have to count or even estimate how many bjs you've had, you are not ready for the joys of a serious relationship.
How much does that all cost OP?
nil
19 years old
19, and I am not pathetic enough to feel the need to write down every single sex act in a notebook so I can tell people on web later.
My guess is less than 20.
I'm turning 23 next week.
Had sex since I'm 15, 3 women.
One for 1 year, one for 4 years, current 1.5 years.
That makes 6.5 years of regular sex, let's say 2.5 times a week because in the beginning we couldn't see each other as much as we wanted because of living at parent's and it was barely one time a week, now we live together and get it on at least 3 or 4 times a week, there were holydays with no sex during a month, there were non stop f**king weeks spent in bed with sex 3 times a day, etc.
Let's say 2.5 times a week is a good approximation.
Got a blowjob everytime we had sex. The few time I didn't are made up by the time I got a blowjob without sex.
So all in all, about 6.5 * 52 * 2.5 = about 845 blowjobs.
I'd round it up by "between 800 an 900".
So are you a slut, a prostitute, or just a really bad attempt at trolling? I'm gonna go with troll. 1/10
>two or three times a day with the second.
please tell me you're still with her
Not after the second time I caught her cheating. Everyone gets one second chance to change their behaviour, but f**king two strikes and you're out.
god this is pathetic. If you have to count or even estimate how many bjs you've had, you are not ready for the joys of a serious relationship.
Sounds like a jealous, kissless virgin.
18 Years old. 1 Blowjob.
3 from a girl I recently hooked up with (as in two weeks ago Monday we got together) and an unknown amount, probably upwards of 40-50 from the girl I dated last year.
Zero, 'cause around here only slutty or very insecure women give oral. That being said, I've had plenty of condom-less sex. Which is always the "bee's knees."
(With only one woman
Damn, I like being a dodecahedron.)
I'm almost 28. 0 blowjobs, and I'm gay.
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
You are an intensely dull individual.
well im 15 and i dont even bother counting my bj's how sad do you wana be? and i lost my virginity at 14
19, and 0 bjs. oh well
Okay /neckbeard9k/, time to do some math. How many blowjobs have you recieved in your lifetime, and how old are you now? Reply, even if your number is zero. lol
26 years old and I've received 0.
textexttextext
I'm 12 and what is this?
(sorry.)
I'm a girl. I've given...a lot of blowjobs.
I've been with 29 guys. each of them got at least 2 blowjobs. Of those men i had 1 very serious relationship and he got at least one blowjob every day for about a year and a half.
had 2 semi-serious relationships and they've each gotten at least one blowjob every day for the period of time we were together. so...about 6 months each.
Every time I hooked up with a random guy he got 1-2 blowjobs. maybe another one in the morning.
Every time I hooped up with a f**k buddy he got at least one blowjob.
There was a period of about a year when I was having sex every weekend with a different guy (be it random guys or f**k buddys) some weekends i'll have two or three guys. each of them receiving several blowjobs each.
So all-in-all...its WAY too much to think about.
In case any of you were wondering, i have an oral fixation and i LOVE giving head. I'm also told that i'm the best woman on the planet for giving head. i've been told this by nearly every guy ive given head to. i dont know if this is customary for a guy to say...but i know that several of my past f**k buddies prefered having sex with me and getting head from me than anyone else they had f**ked until that point.
And i am 22.
Both the girls that i have had sex with tried to suck me off, for some reason they thought that teeth on my c**k was a good idea. The feeling of your teeth on my uncircumcised c**k makes me hard for hours with no chance of release. And then they were both very nervous about whether or not i liked them because my horribly abused c**k refused to cum. I am lonely.
Zero, 'cause around here only slutty or very insecure women give oral. That being said, I've had plenty of condom-less sex. Which is always the "bee's knees."
(With only one woman
Damn, I like being a dodecahedron.)
>around here only slutty or very insecure women give oral
Amish people aren't supposed to be on the internet. Quick, get away from here before you get caught!
I don't know, a hundred perhaps in the last three years. Not too interested in blow jobs, prefer vaginal and anal.
I don't know the exact number but it's very few. less than 50, for sure, even though I've had sex many more times than that. bitches I'm with don't want to give me head for some reason.
Hmm... I'm 23, guessing.. 200-300? 3 girls in total, but the vast majority are from one I was in a relationship with for 3 years. Good lord she was good, still reigning champ out of my small pool, haha.
Both the girls that i have had sex with tried to suck me off, for some reason they thought that teeth on my c**k was a good idea. The feeling of your teeth on my uncircumcised c**k makes me hard for hours with no chance of release. And then they were both very nervous about whether or not i liked them because my horribly abused c**k refused to cum. I am lonely.
Hard for hours? Man, girl #2 in the list used teeth once... first time I ever lost an erection. I had to literally pull her off me and check for bleeding it was so bad. Thing is she wasn't actually biting, she just kept ramming the tip into her molars, which she apparently had transplanted from a velociraptor. Then again I'm circumcised, so who knows. Honestly I figured it'd be more painful uncircumcised though.
f**k it.
didn't get any head in my relationship that lasted several months. haven't gotten into a relationship since. ;_;
question: Do you tend to get head in every relationship that lasts more than a couple weeks? And how long does it take to get head?
Both the girls that i have had sex with tried to suck me off, for some reason they thought that teeth on my c**k was a good idea. The feeling of your teeth on my uncircumcised c**k makes me hard for hours with no chance of release. And then they were both very nervous about whether or not i liked them because my horribly abused c**k refused to cum. I am lonely.
Both the girls that i have had sex with tried to suck me off, for some reason they thought that teeth on my c**k was a good idea. The feeling of your teeth on my uncircumcised c**k makes me hard for hours with no chance of release. And then they were both very nervous about whether or not i liked them because my horribly abused c**k refused to cum. I am lonely.
lol exactly
running your teeth gently over someones c**k can be very erotic as a tease :D
Three. I am 15.
>somewhere between 4,500 and 5,000.
wow good thread
4/10
f**k it.
didn't get any head in my relationship that lasted several months. haven't gotten into a relationship since. ;_;
question: Do you tend to get head in every relationship that lasts more than a couple weeks? And how long does it take to get head?
>Do you tend to get head in every relationship that lasts more than a couple weeks?
Is that even a relationship?
>And how long does it take to get head?
Depends on your standards, I guess. I mean there are plenty of diseased skanks out there who seem eager and willing to choke on your dick from the first 30 seconds. I try to avoid even touching those ones.
Protip: condoms do nothing to protect against genital warts and herpes.
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F**K YES SEXY LOSERS!
For me about maybe 150-ish. I was lucky my then GF had an oral fixation, but haven't got any since and that was 3 years ago ;_;
3, I am 17, lost virginity at 16.
I'm 23.
Since I was 16, I've received zero to like five blowjobs a week from my gf, the average being about 1 a week.
That would mean... about 364-400 blowjobs.
21... around 20 times?
24 years old, and zero.
i'm basically a permavirgin who has resigned himself to his fate.
absolutamente nada
i had sex with 4 girls.
1 one night stand.
1 for 4 months.
1 for 5 years.
1 for 2 years.
with say, an average of 2 blowjobs a week (after 5 years you dont do that sh*t so often anymore) id say about 400. could be a hundred more or less.
24 years old, and zero.
i'm basically a permavirgin who has resigned himself to his fate.
Sir:
Many young women have father issues, and are interested sexually in older men. If you present a clean cut fatherly image, and have the means to support yourself in a well established fashion, you will have no shortage of sexual conquests as you age.
i had sex with 4 girls.
1 one night stand.
1 for 4 months.
1 for 5 years.
1 for 2 years.
with say, an average of 2 blowjobs a week (after 5 years you dont do that sh*t so often anymore) id say about 400. could be a hundred more or less.
i had sex with 4 girls.
1 one night stand.
1 for 4 months.
1 for 5 years.
1 for 2 years.
with say, an average of 2 blowjobs a week (after 5 years you dont do that sh*t so often anymore) id say about 400. could be a hundred more or less.
Oh, and Im 25
0, just like the other good posters on this board. Cancerous normalf**s.
20, had two boyfriends, been sexually active with both, but once we'd consummated the relationship, the BJs petered out... no pun intended. (They would rather just have sex :<)
So, I've given around 200+ if I had to guess.
I think you guys (especially OP) are aiming a bit on the high side.
0.0000000000000000000000000001
yeah ladies
24 neckbeard,but 2 gfs
first one we both had no idea about sex, relationships etc so like 20-30 with her. dated 6-8months
second,current gf dating 3 years
current gf about 4-5 a week for the first year average, now 3-4 a week average.
funny, some weeks we barely touch each other, other weeks, we have sex 2 or 3 times a night
sh*ts ok but shes complete arsehole nowadays so meh what ever
200 or so???
Age: 22
BJs: 20-30
mostly one night stands, the rest from several night stands.
18 years old
0. I'm a virgin.
Why is OP pic a picture of my brother's wife?
4500-5000? dude... thats like well over a blowjob a day since you lost your v card. assuming it started a couple years before that, thats still around one a day. keep dreaming.
In the past 3 days ive had 4.
Extrapolating:
4/3 per day, 19 years
you do the math, virgin neckbeards
A dozen more or less.
I'm 16.
Why is OP pic a picture of my brother's wife?
If that's true, then lol.
I typed "girl" and "popsicle" into google images, and just picked a result at random.
fuuuuu-- I'd say somewhere between 45-60
Im 19
I've given about 40. All to the same guy. I don't think he's had his c**k sucked by others, so I'm poasting on his behalf. He's 25.
I've given about 40. All to the same guy. I don't think he's had his c**k sucked by others, so I'm poasting on his behalf. He's 25.
Do you deepthroat?
Do you deepthroat?
I'd like to learn to. I was on my way to mastering it with him, but we broke up, so no, not really yet. I just try to.
I'd like to learn to. I was on my way to mastering it with him, but we broke up, so no, not really yet. I just try to.
Wrapping the fingers of your left hand around your thumb and closing them into a fist is supposed to help suppress the gag reflex when you're about to puke. Supposedly.
Wrapping the fingers of your left hand around your thumb and closing them into a fist is supposed to help suppress the gag reflex when you're about to puke. Supposedly.
Puking is not a problem, choking is.
Started getting blowjobs when I was 16 and a half or so. Am getting close to 20 now. Have been getting about 2-3 blowjobs per week ever since. That makes for an estimate between 333 and 500. So the average of that would make about 417.
21.
Probably about something in the 600-800 range.
I've f**ked alot of women.
I think I need to step up my game. I've been together with my boyfriend for a year (took us 3 months until sex) and I've only blown him 5 times. I don't even hate it, I guess we're neither too crazy about oral. But thanks to you anons I will surprise him more often with blowjobs.
0 and I'm 18
sh*t sucks
22 maybe 100-150? Slept with quite a few women but meh, I dont see what all the fuss is about with them tbh
p.s OP your full of sh*t
0, not a virgin, lost virginity at 18, had two girlfriends since
Started at 16, 21 now, but no sex from mid 17-19 due to insane stalker ex. She could sure suck dick though. I'd guess somewhere around 700-800. My last ex could deepthroat like a pro too. Why did I ever quit that?
twenty one years of age and zero blowjobs
I hate you f**s who say it's not a big deal and sh*t
OF COURSE IT ISNT IF YOU GET HUNDREDS OF BLOWJOBS IN A SINGLE YEAR.
Started at 16, 21 now, but no sex from mid 17-19 due to insane stalker ex. She could sure suck dick though. I'd guess somewhere around 700-800. My last ex could deepthroat like a pro too. Why did I ever quit that?
Scratch that, bring it down to 450-550. I was counting 21 as a whole year :/
Currently receiving a blowjay as I am typing.
27 years old, about 5 I think. Could be much more but I don't enjoy them, much to my girlfriend's disappointment.
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