>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Its OK. Your dad is rich so you don't need to succeed.
loser4567809
Picture is unrelated I assume.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
sounds like you need to join the military.
...is that you?
get your sh*t together you f**king infidel
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
You're also apparently illiterate.
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
You're also apparently illiterate.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
>failed school
school failure
Your dad sounds like a total badass.
lern2follow in father's footsteps
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
A classic case of why people were better before the internet.
My dad:
>Was jailed twice for writing bad checks.
>Was a sexual addict who cheated on my mom a bazillion times in his 36 year marriage to my mom.
>Has fallen for every get rich quick scheme in the book, including several pyramid schemes.
>Fioled for bankruptsy three times.
>Currently pretends my siblings and I don't exist.
>He robbed me once.
>He's a pathological liar to the point where it makes it so that he can't be friends with normal people.
>Is engaged to a prostitute.
>Broke.
Me:
>Has a perfecly normal girlfriend.
>Has never cheated on anyone and never will.
>Has a postgraduate degree.
>Never does drugs, is great with his money.
>Owns his own company which is doing very well.
>Would never purposely break the law.
I win.
Well fa**ot do this:
1.Go to /fit/ read the sticky and f**king do it.
Don't think about doing it just read it, then write up a schedule for yourself for all 7 days of the week. Then make yourself aware you are doing it, because if you just do those simple things each hour of the day it'll be easy. No excuses no postponements.
That'll take care of the fat thing, if you're part Persian and part model you're going to attractive when you lose weight so don't worry about that.
2. Start reading at least one book if fiction must be a quality piece of literature if non fiction must be about an interesting topic not just a guide on how to suck c**k.
3. Get a job, doesn't matter what it is but work at least 20 hours a week just so you see people and have to socialize the /fit/ regimen will give you confidence out the ass and good things will follow.
4. Enjoy your new found success go back to school , go where life takes you, blah blah.
Dad:
>got a college education
>married mom
>semi-notable employment with Eli Lilly
>quit
>divorced
>remarried
>travelled
>now works as a masseur
Me:
>no significant work experience
>no savings
>being put through college by wealthy grandfather
Feels like there might be hope for me if I quit slacking the f**k off, man.
realize you are not your father
hey i went to nyu...you're dad is far better then you, child
Dad:
>Software Engineer
>Earns $130k GBP per annum
>Lives alone
>Plays xbox
>Has two houses, both paid off.
Me:
>Had one girlfriend
>Stole $16,000 from him
>Sucked dick for drugs before
>fat, unemployed
>live alone, failed college
>still get handouts from him
I will never live up to my Dads expectations (.__.)
OP, using your vast family fortune, can't you just get up and go travelling somewhere?
look at me, son.
It's not your fault. It's not your fault.
Dad:
>Software Engineer
>Earns $130k GBP per annum
>Lives alone
>Plays xbox
>Has two houses, both paid off.
Me:
>Had one girlfriend
>Stole $16,000 from him
>Sucked dick for drugs before
>fat, unemployed
>live alone, failed college
>still get handouts from him
I will never live up to my Dads expectations (.__.)
Stop doing drugs, should solve at least your biggest 2 problems.
being an addict
and being a fa**ot.
Stop doing drugs, should solve at least your biggest 2 problems.
being an addict
and being a fa**ot.
Oh, I also forgot to mention that I'm an alcoholic
Dad:
>Software Engineer
>Earns $130k GBP per annum
>Lives alone
>Plays xbox
>Has two houses, both paid off.
Me:
>Had one girlfriend
>Stole $16,000 from him
>Sucked dick for drugs before
>fat, unemployed
>live alone, failed college
>still get handouts from him
I will never live up to my Dads expectations (.__.)
srsly, just f**king kill yourself
Dad:
Dead
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Dad:
Dead
feelsbadman.jpg
I GUESS AT LEAST YOU EARN MORE THAN HIM RIGHT?
Oh, I also forgot to mention that I'm an alcoholic
You aren't an alcoholic.
you're probably f**king 18 years old and enjoy drinking.
Grow the f**k up. Drink once in a while, don't be a f**k up. Better yourself, its not that hard. Stop sucking off guys. Tell your dad you stole money from him and you're sorry and you want to learn how to program computers or something and have him teach you something so you can stop embarrassing yourself so god damned much.
>>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
How old is your dad? I swear shoes don't even get shiny anymore.
You aren't an alcoholic.
you're probably f**king 18 years old and enjoy drinking.
Grow the f**k up. Drink once in a while, don't be a f**k up. Better yourself, its not that hard. Stop sucking off guys. Tell your dad you stole money from him and you're sorry and you want to learn how to program computers or something and have him teach you something so you can stop embarrassing yourself so god damned much.
No, really, I am. He knows, he forgave me :3
I GUESS AT LEAST YOU EARN MORE THAN HIM RIGHT?
Naw, the years before he was a hopeless drug addict using a HIV infected needle, he owned like 4 or 5 gas stations by the time he was 20. I haven't even had a job yet
No, really, I am. He knows, he forgave me :3
LESSON #1 in not being a flamer
Don't use faces when you type, especially not :3
It makes it obvious that you're a c**k hungry toolbag.
you aren't a f**king alcoholic.
you don't f**king need it to survive.
and if you actually are, just stop. How old are you? the withdrawals won't be bad. Just start working out. Lose some weight and get over yourself.
Naw, the years before he was a hopeless drug addict using a HIV infected needle, he owned like 4 or 5 gas stations by the time he was 20. I haven't even had a job yet
At least you aren't gay like your dad was.
LESSON #1 in not being a flamer
Don't use faces when you type, especially not :3
It makes it obvious that you're a c**k hungry toolbag.
you aren't a f**king alcoholic.
you don't f**king need it to survive.
and if you actually are, just stop. How old are you? the withdrawals won't be bad. Just start working out. Lose some weight and get over yourself.
I'm 21, I've been permanently drunk for the last five years.
Dad:
>Worked for australian government
>Played an essential role in taking down Willie Brigitte
>Took the entire family to live in Paris for three years, treating us to ski trips, anything we wanted, while he was taking down a terrorist
>While in Paris, he improved Australian-French and Australian-American relationships
>Was great friends with the head of the CIA and the French equivalent or some sh*t, there's some letters and crap around here
>Wasn't a spy, just told people where to go, and when Brigitte was going to be where, etc.
>Is now dead, from cancer. (French medical care is f**king amazing, btw. They know their sh*t.)
Me:
>Alive
>Barely passing college
...f**k you anonymous
I'm 21, I've been permanently drunk for the last five years.
I've given you some general advice on how not to be a failure.
either take it or don't. I don't give a f**k. I don't want your life story. But 5 years of drinking doesn't make you an alcoholic.
LESSON #1 in not being a flamer
Don't use faces when you type, especially not :3
It makes it obvious that you're a c**k hungry toolbag.
you aren't a f**king alcoholic.
you don't f**king need it to survive.
and if you actually are, just stop. How old are you? the withdrawals won't be bad. Just start working out. Lose some weight and get over yourself.
>how old are you?
I've given you some general advice on how not to be a failure.
either take it or don't. I don't give a f**k. I don't want your life story. But 5 years of drinking doesn't make you an alcoholic.
>I don't want your life story
>asks a question then insults me when I respond to it
>how old are you?
>I don't want your life story
>asks a question then insults me when I respond to it
Its called tough love fa**ot. If I knew you in real life it would be much worse, but then maybe you'd be like a real person.
Dad
>Born to average income WWII vet who works at an oil refinery.
>Worked summers at the refinery.
>Majored in English in college.
>Taught English on a reservation in Montana.
>DJ'd at a radio station in Charlotte.
>Met my mom when she was working as a waitress.
>Hired by Capitol records.
>VP of sales and marketing for EMI within ~15 years.
>Amateur photographer on the side.
>Now a successful private investor and economist.
Me
>Never worked a day in my life
>Never had a girlfriend
>Severe social anxiety
>Doing decently in college, but deeply ambivalent about the entire institution, and my entire generation.
>Have formed no meaningful relationships with professors or even other students.
>No psychological validation.
>Seriously have no idea what I can do with myself as the end of college approaches. There are lots of things I want to do, but it occurs to me that I probably couldn't muster the courage or drive to do anything.
My dad:
>Was jailed twice for writing bad checks.
>Was a sexual addict who cheated on my mom a bazillion times in his 36 year marriage to my mom.
>Has fallen for every get rich quick scheme in the book, including several pyramid schemes.
>Fioled for bankruptsy three times.
>Currently pretends my siblings and I don't exist.
>He robbed me once.
>He's a pathological liar to the point where it makes it so that he can't be friends with normal people.
>Is engaged to a prostitute.
>Broke.
Me:
>Has a perfecly normal girlfriend.
>Has never cheated on anyone and never will.
>Has a postgraduate degree.
>Never does drugs, is great with his money.
>Owns his own company which is doing very well.
>Would never purposely break the law.
I win.
aaaaaahhhahahahaah, nice.
Recommend you smoke weed on your death bed please
Dad:
> Has too many mental disorders to diagnose
> Homeless because he is too crazy for a mental institution
> Is very unattractive and smelly
Me:
> Normal
No future! It's kind of liberating!
Parents:
>poor as f**k
>ruined their lives on drugs and partying
Me:
>Dont want to live the same life
>more motivated than ever
>awesome in school
>constantly working on improving body and mind
Feels goodman
It's one of the great paradoxes of existence being demonstrated here. We come from nothing and misery, and struggle to attain comfort, so that our kids don't have to experience poverty, because we want the best for them. Then the kids grow up never tasting poverty, and never acquire the life experience that imparts meaning to the everyday campaign to gain money. Eventually, things return to poverty, and from there back to wealth again...one of the Wheels of Time, turning on a grand scale.
The fallacy that drives this wheel is that providing as comfortable of a life for your kids as possible is the wisest or best thing to do. The reason why the wheel will never stop turning is that people will never willingly inflict poverty on their children.
Its called tough love fa**ot. If I knew you in real life it would be much worse, but then maybe you'd be like a real person.
Tough love? What is this I don't even...
Dad:
>Met mom in 20s
>Didn't tell her he was a Heroin addict
>Turns out beating and raping mom during entire marriage
>Moves to Hawaii
>Works in cell phone company, sh*t job
>Eventually stops calling us on the phone
Mom:
>Starts drinking at 12
>Ends up living the typical 80s woodstock life
>Turns into a major druggy
>Sells wedding ring for cocaine with 2nd husband
>Does everything but heroin
>Goes back to wife beater dad
>Has my sister and I
>Meets step dad
>Ends up in giant rich house with pets and HD tvs while sitting at home. (who says druggies won't succeed
Me:
>Still in highschool with much more money than average in bank
>In shape
>has a decent sh*t tier job
>Rich great grandparent paying for college
>Plans on being drummer or Psychiatrist
>Smokes weed like mom.
Parents:
>Immigrated to Australia poor as f**k.
>20 years later own 2 properties of approx 2million in value.
Me:
>Wasted 3 years on a useless degree
>New degree, 4 more years to go.
>Lazy and not as hard working.
Feels bad man.
Parents:
>Immigrated to Australia poor as f**k.
>20 years later own 2 properties of approx 2million in value.
Me:
>Wasted 3 years on a useless degree
>New degree, 4 more years to go.
>Lazy and not as hard working.
Feels bad man.
Double whammy, sucks bro.
You have a worthless degree and you live in Australia.
ouch.
Hey OP, my dad was also in the Iranian military and then in the revolution and then in the Iran-Iraq war. He also came here with nothing though he doesn't make all that much money. Selling wholesale jewelry is a terrible business man.
Dad:
>born out of wedlock to a WWII vet and his soon-to-be wife
>was raised on a farm with his younger brother and sister, dirt poor
>12 years of Catholic school
>developed serious anger issues stemming from his mother
>moved out of house as soon as he could, put himself through college by cutting tobacco during the summers
>found steady employment, got married, had a son
>distant from his child, has many angry outbursts involving his job
>staged a coup that led to him being fired from his job
>got cancer
>watched his dad waste away
>pulmonary embolism
>all 500,000 of his internal issues he never dealt with boil over at once, moves out and leaves his wife of 33 years
>distances himself from everyone who cares about him, beginning to fade away
Me:
>had one girlfriend, dated twice
>high school valedictorian
>socially awkward
>recently had a psychotic episode
>struggling in university this semester due to stress and trying to regulate my problems with anti-depressants
>mother:
>came to america, got a job, very successful
>me:
>born here, got a job, have a job, still working on that success thing
sure is whiny liberal circle jerk in here.
What the f**k do you think other people who have multi millionaire dads are doing?
>mother:
>came to america, got a job, very successful
>me:
>born here, got a job, have a job, still working on that success thing
sure is whiny liberal circle jerk in here.
I know rite?
All of these posts are
>My parents are Zillionaires and I still can't get laid.
>My life is so hard, not having to work and not having to take care of myself. I wish life was easier than having maids and butlers and everything provided for me baww.
Dad:
>alcoholic
>child abuser
>loser who lives off of his mom
>getting married to a woman who looks like his mom
>hurt himself to get out of ARMY to see a newborn me, yet calls me a son of a bitch when i cried while he was f**king my mom
>split my 2-year old (at the time) brother's thigh skin in half
>threw brothers into wall, pushed pregnant mom down steps
>cheated on mom with fat ugly smoking bitch
Me:
>no friends
>no GF
>no one cares
>no job
Which is worse?
I know rite?
All of these posts are
>My parents are Zillionaires and I still can't get laid.
>My life is so hard, not having to work and not having to take care of myself. I wish life was easier than having maids and butlers and everything provided for me baww.
my mother barely scrapes in 6 figures, its my other side of the family that pulls in the huuuuuge dough (and they were immigrants too) but it was my mother that taught me the values of working for things that you want.
what the f**k is wrong with parents these days? why aren't they teaching their kids these things, and just want to spoil them instead? it f**king infuriates me.
sh*t i'd be working more if my mother hadn't picked to live in a state that got f**king slammed by the recession :\
my mother barely scrapes in 6 figures, its my other side of the family that pulls in the huuuuuge dough (and they were immigrants too) but it was my mother that taught me the values of working for things that you want.
what the f**k is wrong with parents these days? why aren't they teaching their kids these things, and just want to spoil them instead? it f**king infuriates me.
sh*t i'd be working more if my mother hadn't picked to live in a state that got f**king slammed by the recession :\
My parents together probably made $90,000 a year.
After they divorced, I lived with my dad that probably made $35-40,000/year
He still spoiled the f**k out of me, but I'm actually happy he did. Gave me some time to find myself, and learn about anything and everything. Its still important as f**k for almost everyone to work right off the bat, but I actually have some work ethic and didn't need the discipline, or the money and had extra free time to explore any sort of intellectual pursuit I wanted.
Most people need to work to develop a sense of responsibility and sh*t though.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
ey baba mah beeshtar
are you me, op?
i was sort of on track to become one of those, but along the way somewhere i realized my dad went from being a poor, rural kid with crazy ass parents to being rich, successful and all around the f**king man. then i decided to man up and build on his success rather than sitting on it.
You guys shouldn't feel so bad. Your parents worked so hard so that you could live the life that they could not. If they aren't reprimanding you for what you are doing now, just do what will make them happen.
my mother barely scrapes in 6 figures, its my other side of the family that pulls in the huuuuuge dough (and they were immigrants too) but it was my mother that taught me the values of working for things that you want.
what the f**k is wrong with parents these days? why aren't they teaching their kids these things, and just want to spoil them instead? it f**king infuriates me.
sh*t i'd be working more if my mother hadn't picked to live in a state that got f**king slammed by the recession :\
>mother barely scrapes in six figures
>six figures is well above median family income in the US
wat
Parents:
>poor as f**k
>ruined their lives on drugs and partying
Me:
>Dont want to live the same life
>more motivated than ever
>awesome in school
>constantly working on improving body and mind
Feels goodman
>ruined their lives on drugs and partying
>drugs and partying
>ruined their lives
wtf? are you a f**king nerd virging? you sound like one
Dad:
>Raised by WWII vet and nurse in middle-class home
>Decided he wanted to be an architect at age 12
>Started working at a foundry at age 15, would stay there to pay for college
>Graduated with a masters in architecture in 8 years
>Has since been a government architect earning 80,000 a year with no chance of a raise or promotion
>Loves his family
>Has an odd, sardonic wit that people gravitate towards
>Busts his ass around the house, at work, and with the family
Mom:
>Raised by middle-class devout catholics
>Went to catholic college only to appease her parents
>Rejected religion soon after
>Graduated c*m laude with a bachelors in education and a masters in history
>Became a park superintendent earning six figures
>Retired when I was 12 for no reason
>Now works 15 hours a week flipping burgers, apathetic to her future
>Still spends money like she's making 6 figures
>Sits on her ass all day getting fatter, not helping with chores, complaining about everything, and nagging us
>So help me god, I will strangle this woman if I don't move out soon
Me:
>22 year old loser, eldest of two sons
>The most chore-oriented person in the house
>PTSD from preschool teacher beatings
>Introverted to a fault around new people, but amiable after a while
>Reflects father's unconventional sense of human and magnetism.
>Graduated near the top of my class in college
>Had no after school plans
>Dicked around in college that dad payed for, skipped class, and drank myself into a coma
>Was pulled out of college
>Have spent the past year improving my GPA
>Got into better college
>Volunteer in the community
>Have direction and more friends than before
life is good.
ey baba mah beeshtar
are you me, op?
nemi danam
>ruined their lives on drugs and partying
>drugs and partying
>ruined their lives
wtf? are you a f**king nerd virging? you sound like one
Drugs and partying doesn't mean smoked some weed and had a fun time at a party bro.
I still think I have the best father in the world.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
I'm the same, dude. sucks.
also, nice tripple-doubles. herp
...and I just kinda proved my point.
nemi danam
hatman yeh dokhtareh khosgel peyda mikoni az iran ^-^
Nah, don't. They're gold-digging c**ts.
Do what I did; find a middle-class 6/10 white chick who's the polar opposite of your mother. Sh*t's cash.
Dad:
>born to 16-year-old single mother who didn't graduate high school
>grew up poor
>worked in fields (harvesting crops) as a child
>graduated from high school, top 10 percent, at 16
>built his own car from scraps
>went to college, worked multiple jobs to pay for it
>graduates at 20 with a degree in computer science just before the area begins to boom
>marries college sweetheart
>has us children
>ultimately becomes a manager within the large corporation that employs him, just in time for the economic boom of the 90s
>retires before 45
>gets bored of retirement, starts technical consulting business
Mom:
>goes to college for teaching certification and liberal arts degree
>teaches after graduation
>moves in with father
>ends up working in the accounting department of some major corporation due to good connections and some experience in the area
>marries father
>has us children
>retires before 45
>gets bored of retirement, begins teaching again
Me:
>socially awkward despite having social life
>unattractive girlfriend that probably hates me
>in college
>knowledgeable but lazy
>unemployed for over a year
>repeatedly failing to meet parents' expectations
Feels terrible, man.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
>Never had a girlfriend
OP, if that is you in your picture, have you ever considered homosexuality... possibly with me?
Dad:
Noonga born in a bush in cape york australia. Lives of government handouts.
Mom:
Drug addict living off government handouts.
Me:
Left home at 18
Got sh*tty job flipping burgers
Went to university
Got civil engineering degree and scholarships since im black
Make 100k per annum now
Dad:
>Born to two Americans: a school teacher and the owner of a grocery distribution chain
>Works for his old man, raising caterpillars as a hobby
>Goes to college, dicks around and drop out
>Gets a job as a janitor while painting on the side
>Marries a divorced waitress from a bar
>Buys a house, five kids
>Gets diagnosed with severe arthritis in his twenties
>No one considers this odd
>Turns out his f**king spine is fusing together
>Now gardens and does genealogical research while on disability
Mom:
>Farm girl to British father and Irish mother
>Gets married, divorce within a year
>Works as a waitress to get a degree in child psychology
>Runs a day care for her children and the neighbourhood out of her home to offset janitor income.
>Works at Wal-Mart now to offset disability income
Me:
>Has friends, if currently finishing up a four month paid internship at a bank
>Going back to continue working on my Honours Mathematics degree in the spring term
>Almost into 3rd year, only $1000 debt
>Sh*t is cash
I didn't know you could live off being a shoe shiner...I mean hell, who thinks about how shiny their shoes are anyway? Most people wear sneakers for god sake..
Anyway, OP, if you don't like yourself change it. Work out, get a job, get back in school, and then when you are so overworked and stressed out you can hardly move asking a girl on a date will seem like f**king NOTHING.
>Never had a girlfriend
OP, if that is you in your picture, have you ever considered homosexuality... possibly with me?
i think thats a girl
i think thats a girl
I don't really care. Male or female, I want it.
Dad:
Noonga born in a bush in cape york australia. Lives of government handouts.
Mom:
Drug addict living off government handouts.
Me:
Left home at 18
Got sh*tty job flipping burgers
Went to university
Got civil engineering degree and scholarships since im black
Make 100k per annum now
shut it you stupid monkey
shut it you stupid monkey
That monkey's sure doing better than you are though.
I guess that makes you a lemur or something.
You list all your Dad's accomplishments like he's a great man who has succeeded at everything
But if you're so pathetic he obviously failed massively as a parent.
Most people do not seem to realize this. Your parents are responsible for making sure you are well-adapted and motivated. Your lack of this is just a reflection of their failures in raising you.
Dad
>Got drivers license the day he turned 16
>Had worked since he was 12, saving every penny
>Got laid when he was 14
>Married an extremely rich women, had me, then divorced her 5 years later, taking 15 million
>Is now 49 withs tons of money, no job, sits at home and plays starcraft and smokes pot
>Has life made
Me
>Have no work ethic, started failing school in grade 9
>Managed to finish school, now working at sh*t tier job, playing starcraft online with dad
My life is dicks
You list all your Dad's accomplishments like he's a great man who has succeeded at everything
But if you're so pathetic he obviously failed massively as a parent.
Most people do not seem to realize this. Your parents are responsible for making sure you are well-adapted and motivated. Your lack of this is just a reflection of their failures in raising you.
Anon likes to exaggerate his or her lack of self-worth.
You list all your Dad's accomplishments like he's a great man who has succeeded at everything
But if you're so pathetic he obviously failed massively as a parent.
Most people do not seem to realize this. Your parents are responsible for making sure you are well-adapted and motivated. Your lack of this is just a reflection of their failures in raising you.
Nah. I disagree. I had great parents but I still ended up like sh*t.
I don't think my parents could've done much better besides maybe keeping me off the computer.
Really they did a great f**king job. I f**ked it up, not them.
You list all your Dad's accomplishments like he's a great man who has succeeded at everything
But if you're so pathetic he obviously failed massively as a parent.
Most people do not seem to realize this. Your parents are responsible for making sure you are well-adapted and motivated. Your lack of this is just a reflection of their failures in raising you.
> Your parents are responsible for making sure you are well-adapted and motivated.
They failed many times over.
My Motivation <= A BRICK
You list all your Dad's accomplishments like he's a great man who has succeeded at everything
But if you're so pathetic he obviously failed massively as a parent.
Most people do not seem to realize this. Your parents are responsible for making sure you are well-adapted and motivated. Your lack of this is just a reflection of their failures in raising you.
It's not fair to blame an individual's shortcomings on their parents. Seems like a cop-out, to me.
The computer was a terrible invention for a generation of apathetic people.
WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO OUR GENERATION?
NO LISTEN TO ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SURE THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FA**OTS BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN THE F**K IN THE PAST HAVE YOU HAD A GENERATION OF MEN WHERE SUCH A HUGE F**KING PROPORTION OF US HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO SUCCEED WHATSOEVER?
WHAT THE F**K HAS CHANGED? TEENAGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SELFISH BRATS, THAT'S NOTHING NEW, BUT WHAT THE F**K AT OUR AMOTIVATION. THIS SH*T IS NOT NORMAL.
WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO OUR GENERATION?
NO LISTEN TO ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SURE THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FA**OTS BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN THE F**K IN THE PAST HAVE YOU HAD A GENERATION OF MEN WHERE SUCH A HUGE F**KING PROPORTION OF US HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO SUCCEED WHATSOEVER?
WHAT THE F**K HAS CHANGED? TEENAGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SELFISH BRATS, THAT'S NOTHING NEW, BUT WHAT THE F**K AT OUR AMOTIVATION. THIS SH*T IS NOT NORMAL.
The internet happened, retard.
WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO OUR GENERATION?
NO LISTEN TO ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SURE THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FA**OTS BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN THE F**K IN THE PAST HAVE YOU HAD A GENERATION OF MEN WHERE SUCH A HUGE F**KING PROPORTION OF US HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO SUCCEED WHATSOEVER?
WHAT THE F**K HAS CHANGED? TEENAGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SELFISH BRATS, THAT'S NOTHING NEW, BUT WHAT THE F**K AT OUR AMOTIVATION. THIS SH*T IS NOT NORMAL.
Western civilization is rapidly declining.
WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO OUR GENERATION?
NO LISTEN TO ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SURE THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FA**OTS BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN THE F**K IN THE PAST HAVE YOU HAD A GENERATION OF MEN WHERE SUCH A HUGE F**KING PROPORTION OF US HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO SUCCEED WHATSOEVER?
WHAT THE F**K HAS CHANGED? TEENAGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SELFISH BRATS, THAT'S NOTHING NEW, BUT WHAT THE F**K AT OUR AMOTIVATION. THIS SH*T IS NOT NORMAL.
Blame it on our parents not us, we just learned how to act.
It's not fair to blame an individual's shortcomings on their parents. Seems like a cop-out, to me.
I mean, there are other factors. Ex. Even the best parents may not be able to raise a kid properly if they are working two fulltime jobs and living in the ghetto. The kid will be exposed to negative influences and probably end up being a troublemaker as a kid and a criminal as an adult no matter how hard the parents try
Also if the parents are reliant on a public school that really sucks and can't afford to live elsewhere the child might have academic failures that the parents simply couldn't prevent
There also probably is a genetic component to it, a child may be predisposed towards being extroverted or introverted
But absent such circumstances the parents have the biggest role in shaping the child by far and are responsible for their successes as well as their failures
Nah. I disagree. I had great parents but I still ended up like sh*t.
I don't think my parents could've done much better besides maybe keeping me off the computer.
Really they did a great f**king job. I f**ked it up, not them.
This is how I read your post
"They did a great job (except for all the sh*t they f**ked up)"
I mean, they probably aren't the worst parents in the world, there are much worse out there that beat or emotionally / sexually abuse their children, but it sounds like they had problems of their own. If they knew what they were doing they would have ensured that you got off the computer some and had some other hobbies, put you in social situations, etc.
Ex. my parents made me play a sport as a kid and stick with it. It guaranteed that I had social contact with kids my own age a couple times a week even if I spent the rest of my time playing atari
Dad:
>alcoholic
>child abuser
>loser who lives off of his mom
>getting married to a woman who looks like his mom
>hurt himself to get out of ARMY to see a newborn me, yet calls me a son of a bitch when i cried while he was f**king my mom
>split my 2-year old (at the time) brother's thigh skin in half
>threw brothers into wall, pushed pregnant mom down steps
>cheated on mom with fat ugly smoking bitch
Me:
>no friends
>no GF
>no one cares
>no job
Which is worse?
Dad:
>alcoholic
>child abuser
>loser who lives off of his mom
>getting married to a woman who looks like his mom
>hurt himself to get out of ARMY to see a newborn me, yet calls me a son of a bitch when i cried while he was f**king my mom
>split my 2-year old (at the time) brother's thigh skin in half
>threw brothers into wall, pushed pregnant mom down steps
>cheated on mom with fat ugly smoking bitch
Me:
>no friends
>no GF
>no one cares
>no job
Which is worse?
we'd care brah
my dad:
>was among the first class of western students ever permitted to study acupuncutre in china
>came back to USA, studied another 8 years in various schools about herbs, homeopathy, and other alternative medicines
>begins practicing
>opens own line of medicines
>becomes one of the top in his field
>lectures across the country, and sometimes internationally
>makes about $300k a year
me:
>living at home
>working for dad
>studying economics
>dreaming big
The internet happened, retard.
Ugh you're absolutely right.
You know what? I have half a mind to throw my computer away. I'd be forced to read and walk and sh*t instead of sitting on my ass all day.
I already don't watch TV much and never will (only have 20 channels) etc. If I got rid of the computer I might have a fighting chance of ceasing to be such a fa**ot.
The internet IS useful as all hell for checking minor pieces of information but sh*t I think the downsides really are worse than the benefits.
ex: reading a book, book makes historical reference I miss, go to look it up on wikipedia, "oh okay lol", then check web, get distracted with a thread, realize my little trip to wikipedia has turned into 45 minutes of dicking around, etc.
Dad:
>Raised by WWII vet and nurse in middle-class home
>Decided he wanted to be an architect at age 12
>Started working at a foundry at age 15, would stay there to pay for college
>Graduated with a masters in architecture in 8 years
>Has since been a government architect earning 80,000 a year with no chance of a raise or promotion
>Loves his family
>Has an odd, sardonic wit that people gravitate towards
>Busts his ass around the house, at work, and with the family
Mom:
>Raised by middle-class devout catholics
>Went to catholic college only to appease her parents
>Rejected religion soon after
>Graduated c*m laude with a bachelors in education and a masters in history
>Became a park superintendent earning six figures
>Retired when I was 12 for no reason
>Now works 15 hours a week flipping burgers, apathetic to her future
>Still spends money like she's making 6 figures
>Sits on her ass all day getting fatter, not helping with chores, complaining about everything, and nagging us
>So help me god, I will strangle this woman if I don't move out soon
Me:
>22 year old loser, eldest of two sons
>The most chore-oriented person in the house
>PTSD from preschool teacher beatings
>Introverted to a fault around new people, but amiable after a while
>Reflects father's unconventional sense of human and magnetism.
>Graduated near the top of my class in college
>Had no after school plans
>Dicked around in college that dad payed for, skipped class, and drank myself into a coma
>Was pulled out of college
>Have spent the past year improving my GPA
>Got into better college
>Volunteer in the community
>Have direction and more friends than before
life is good.
why did you let them beat ya? teachers from pre-school i mean
I'm so f**king sick of this. Kids have sh*t all to do these days... Parents shouldn't be allowed to provide for their children beyond a certain point. F**king make something of yourselves.
so you got pics of your mom?
wouldn't your dad be in his 30s by the time he got a degree? and he scored a model? he must have some f**king game. don't even try, you should stick with a pillow girlfriend.
Once again for the millionth time anonymous is acting stupid
What you are comparing is apples and oranges, your parents grew up in a completely different time than this, I currently am typing to people that are thousands of miles away instantaneously on a computer while your parents had to spend money telephones that didnt have ringtones. So the situations that we are faced with are vastly different.
Ok imagine that your parents are raised in your situation and vise-versa.Would you end up exactly the same as you are now? NO, so properly consider what is going on and then go forward from there.
Ugh you're absolutely right.
You know what? I have half a mind to throw my computer away. I'd be forced to read and walk and sh*t instead of sitting on my ass all day.
I already don't watch TV much and never will (only have 20 channels) etc. If I got rid of the computer I might have a fighting chance of ceasing to be such a fa**ot.
The internet IS useful as all hell for checking minor pieces of information but sh*t I think the downsides really are worse than the benefits.
ex: reading a book, book makes historical reference I miss, go to look it up on wikipedia, "oh okay lol", then check web, get distracted with a thread, realize my little trip to wikipedia has turned into 45 minutes of dicking around, etc.
When my main computer broke, I started using (and am still using) an 8 year old sh*tty laptop.
I thought the inability to play videogames anymore would force me to finally do other things in life. Turns out I was wrong...now I just spend more time on anonymous and reddit.
If I break this computer...I'd use my netbook...If I break that I would use university computers. It's a horrible psychological addiction. I'm not sure how to break it.
I'm so f**king sick of this. Kids have sh*t all to do these days... Parents shouldn't be allowed to provide for their children beyond a certain point. F**king make something of yourselves.
hahaha no, I dont want to. I want to smoke drugs all day everyday and play video games and live in a wicked house and still have a better car then you that sits in the garage while you commute in yours.
Why anybody works when they dont have to is beyond me. Except maybe a few jobs like porn star or brewery QA.
hahaha no, I dont want to. I want to smoke drugs all day everyday and play video games and live in a wicked house and still have a better car then you that sits in the garage while you commute in yours.
Why anybody works when they dont have to is beyond me. Except maybe a few jobs like porn star or brewery QA.
I chose to work my job because it is by far one of the most stimulating things I have ever done. The things I have experienced have been awesome / amazing and I got some really good stories to tell out of it as well
I do private investigation btw
Think of your dad... Do you think he became a multi-millionaire just because it was another job to him?
Dad:
>Not particularly smart
>Enters Airforce by mistake, gets kiked out.
>Works on a drugs store (legal ones).
>Marries mum.
>Gets a technician degree with her money
>Get's a good job.
>Quits because he wasn't free enough.
>Fails at freelancing.
>Nobody on my family really cares.
>Cheats on mum.
>Everybody hates him.
>Can't leave home because he doesn't make enough money to do so.
Me:
>3rd of my class on high school. Never really cared, sh*t was easy.
>Failed at entering to dreamed University.
>Realized that I don't really care about most of things, and that I don't really have any particular or general reason to live.
>Thinks about suicide every day.
>Read what he just wrote and realized that he's really depressed.
>gas stations
>multi-millionaire
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, bro, but your dad didn't make his money from gas stations. Enjoy your druglord father.
It's one of the great paradoxes of existence being demonstrated here. We come from nothing and misery, and struggle to attain comfort, so that our kids don't have to experience poverty, because we want the best for them. Then the kids grow up never tasting poverty, and never acquire the life experience that imparts meaning to the everyday campaign to gain money. Eventually, things return to poverty, and from there back to wealth again...one of the Wheels of Time, turning on a grand scale.
The fallacy that drives this wheel is that providing as comfortable of a life for your kids as possible is the wisest or best thing to do. The reason why the wheel will never stop turning is that people will never willingly inflict poverty on their children.
dohohohohho my mom doesn't believe in letting me and my brothers live the easy life because she did well.
For about a month when I was 16 I didn't have any shoes after my last pair broke, I figured she'd lend me $20 to buy a cheap pair. When I complained I needed them for school, THERE ARE SOME KIDS WHO CAN'T EVEN WALK DON'T BE SUCH A F**KING INGRATE.
She managed to convince the school I didn't need shoes so I walked around in socks for about a month and a half before I got a job.
Didn't you used to post on LF, OP
Dad:
>>born and raised in poverty by the railroad tracks in Metro Manila
>>Father was a lawyer who left early on.
>>Mother was a hard worker, who busted ass to send him to technical school
>>studied electronics and moved to Saudi Arabia during the oil boom
>>got a good job, house and holidays paid for and all
>>met my mom, a nurse in the military.
>>she worked for some pretty important people in the government of the Middle Eastern country we moved to next.
>>busted ass to get my and sibs to Canada
>>now owns two homes worth around $800,000 together and is looking to start a palliative care business
Me:
>>supremely arrogant and delusional 'artist', although I know its time to stop playing pretend
>>dropped out of two colleges, wasted lots of money and time
>>got fired from my dead-end camera store job
>>depressed at my failings, yet live in supreme comfort and luxury with free food, rent, broadband internet
>>Getting back on my feet
>>Working as a intern in a local photography studio
>>Working as a freelance writer/ghostwriter
>>Looking at ways to make something of myself
>>Looking to start a business and make it worthwhile
>>one day, my loser son will write about me, cowed by my overwhelming success
Dad:
>Joined navy immediately after high school
>Worked as electrician after navy
>Got government job doing electrician stuff for airport
>Upper middle class
>No friends, never talks to family other than his brother, never does anything unless my mother drags him kicking and screaming
Me:
>Went to college after HS, dropped out
>Worked lots of sh*t jobs, currently cook at an Italian caterer.
>Want to go back to school, become a park ranger, know this will never happen (way too lazy)
>Decent amount of friends.
Less wholesome than dad, but ultimately I think I have a better life.
Dad:
>>born and raised in poverty by the railroad tracks in Metro Manila
>>Father was a lawyer who left early on.
>>Mother was a hard worker, who busted ass to send him to technical school
>>studied electronics and moved to Saudi Arabia during the oil boom
>>got a good job, house and holidays paid for and all
>>met my mom, a nurse in the military.
>>she worked for some pretty important people in the government of the Middle Eastern country we moved to next.
>>busted ass to get my and sibs to Canada
>>now owns two homes worth around $800,000 together and is looking to start a palliative care business
Me:
>>supremely arrogant and delusional 'artist', although I know its time to stop playing pretend
>>dropped out of two colleges, wasted lots of money and time
>>got fired from my dead-end camera store job
>>depressed at my failings, yet live in supreme comfort and luxury with free food, rent, broadband internet
>>Getting back on my feet
>>Working as a intern in a local photography studio
>>Working as a freelance writer/ghostwriter
>>Looking at ways to make something of myself
>>Looking to start a business and make it worthwhile
>>one day, my loser son will write about me, cowed by my overwhelming success
typical OFW children or the ones that migrated
feeling so western huh?
Dad:
>Stupid a ridiculous sh*t.
>Arrogant, pretentious. Doesn't know when to shut the f**k up.
>Works a sh*t job that doesn't have a steady income.
>FOB
>Unhygenic
Mom:
>Too nosy
>Pressures me to figure her sh*t out when it concerns my dad
>Puts me under pressure since he hates her.
>She gets $200 a week for working at a sweat shop. inb4 taxes?
Me:
>Doesn't have sh*t saved up for college
>Is failing in school; no motivation
>no clear idea as to what to do with future
>wants to just live off and be a housewife
>ugly
>though, has great friends
Feels f**ked, man.
Dad
>> Lived with child abusing father for 5 years since birth, ran away from home, homeless for 5 years
>>came to his grandmothers place on his moms side (his mom is insane and locked away in padded room, never met her)
years later hops a train fromPA to Ohio, his brother follows him shortly.
>>becomes a message runner for the Hell's angels, and starts smoking weed. took part in the firefight in ohio, didn't kill anyone, just did his best to survive.
>>starts working as a bouncer for metal bands touring through cleveland, gets to meet and party with metal church, iron maiden, knows lead singer of mushroom head today, is on the cover of one of Purgatories albums as the album cover art.
>>finds my mom, settles out of the bouncer lifestyle, brother stays with it and eventually starts touring with bands, helping them set up stages and electrical, makes a good bit of money.
>>starts working at a pizza joint with my mom, then goes into a factory job, working 50 hours a week, bulks up from heavy lifting, provides a good life style, we never made more then 50k a year, but we lived comfortably
>>works as a cabinet maker for local place, is head foremen, doesn't even need to measure to know how big something is, does amazing work.
>>has a near fatal heart attack, sues kaiser permenente for saying it was just acid reflux.
>>still can't work, but works around the house and manages the money flawlessly from me and my mom.
Dad
>> Lived with child abusing father for 5 years since birth, ran away from home, homeless for 5 years
>>came to his grandmothers place on his moms side (his mom is insane and locked away in padded room, never met her)
years later hops a train fromPA to Ohio, his brother follows him shortly.
>>becomes a message runner for the Hell's angels, and starts smoking weed. took part in the firefight in ohio, didn't kill anyone, just did his best to survive.
>>starts working as a bouncer for metal bands touring through cleveland, gets to meet and party with metal church, iron maiden, knows lead singer of mushroom head today, is on the cover of one of Purgatories albums as the album cover art.
>>finds my mom, settles out of the bouncer lifestyle, brother stays with it and eventually starts touring with bands, helping them set up stages and electrical, makes a good bit of money.
>>starts working at a pizza joint with my mom, then goes into a factory job, working 50 hours a week, bulks up from heavy lifting, provides a good life style, we never made more then 50k a year, but we lived comfortably
>>works as a cabinet maker for local place, is head foremen, doesn't even need to measure to know how big something is, does amazing work.
>>has a near fatal heart attack, sues kaiser permenente for saying it was just acid reflux.
>>still can't work, but works around the house and manages the money flawlessly from me and my mom.
Me:
>>nearly dropped out of highschool, no interest in learning half the sh*t they had to teach, and to be fair, ohio highschools, especially cleveland area, don't teach much more then you learned in middle school.
>>has long distance girlfriend, love her for who she is and not what she looks like, though i'm fine with that and thinks she's beautiful compared to my fat f**king self, though i'm active for a fat dude.
>> looks up local geeksquad prices, starts charging half what they ask to do the same work on a more personal level, begin garbage picking and selling items on ebay, takes like, 15 hours a week, and can pull about 100-1000$ a week if you're lucky
>>begins forming more relationships with customers, gain word of mouth, start becomming more bussiness oriented.
>> making 66k a year off what i do, and 40k off of ebay, spending little time doing anything.
>>smokes weed too
feels good anonymous even if i didn't do the side work, garbage picking will get you money, stupid people on ebay like to pay 300$ for old computer equipment thats worth 100 or less, just because it's antique
and i'm proud of my dad, and i am not son i am dissapoint
why did you let them beat ya? teachers from pre-school i mean
I didn't necessarily. I'd come home from school with bruises several times, and when my parents asked where I had got them, I'd tell the truth. They didn't believe it. I've never really told them since, and to my knowledge, neither have my psychiatrists.
They think I have simple genetic depression when I've been diagnosed with either PTSD or avoidant personality disorder, depending on which doctor you talk to. As such, I don't take meds, and can barely afford college, let alone psychiatry. I guess I just had to hit bottom before coming back up again.
Dad:
>fat
>lazy
>manchild
>partied too much as a kid and dropped out of his BS program with only an AS
>is miserable today
Me:
>3rd in my high school class
>In freshman year of college, getting a 3.6, not too shabby
>Doing pretty damn good for myself.
OP, its not that bad being the son of a sandni**er. Why an hero?
dad:
>alchoholic
>owes my family ~60k in back child supoort payments
>jailed numerous times
>hasnt seen me in over a decade
>cheated on my mother
>tried to demonize the family who cares about me through facebook
me:
>attending a decent university
>have a fanastic girfriend
>does well in school
f**kign fa**ot
sorry to interrupt but
who is op's pic?
DAD:
>Played football in high school
>2 Illegitimate children
>Heroin addict
>Nurse's Aide
>Currently on SSDI
>Wasn't around when I was growing up
>Typical ni**er
ME:
>Did f**king band in High School
>Attending a fairly prestigious medical school
>Virgin at age 22
>Can barely talk to girls
>Clean criminal record
On balance, I think I win.
this thread is fun
I really like the sh*tty dads and success kids stories posting "I WIN", seems that they don't realize they had really sh*tty childhoods... certainly not a win, you f**kin retards.
Dad:
>alcoholic
>child abuser
>loser who lives off of his mom
>getting married to a woman who looks like his mom
>hurt himself to get out of ARMY to see a newborn me, yet calls me a son of a bitch when i cried while he was f**king my mom
>split my 2-year old (at the time) brother's thigh skin in half
>threw brothers into wall, pushed pregnant mom down steps
>cheated on mom with fat ugly smoking bitch
Me:
>no friends
>no GF
>no one cares
>no job
Which is worse?
Your father by a good amount, and you still have time to widen the gap.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
yea f**king kill yourself
Dad:
>was absent for long periods when I was a kid
> did a lot of time for drug trafficing
> was greek, moved to the US when he was 22
> involved in greek organized crime
> sometimes we were very rich, other times we were very poor
> when I was 13, I had to hide in a closet in the laundry room when 3 angry guys with guns barged into our house yelling in greek, and forcing my father to give them bags of money or drugs or both
me:
> community college, transfered to big 10 university, finished up law degree at respectable, law school
> want to work as state/fed prosecutor or federal agent
> can't pass background investigation. Care to guess why
damn you, dad.
Dad
>got laid at 16
>plays music
>majored in english, with Bachelors degree
>started his own autobody business
>retires from autobody work after 25 years
>all throughout autobody days and beyond has been spent playing gigs with his bandmates/bros
>teaches guitar to various kids
Me:
>Lost virginity at 19
>havent had sex since
>hardly any motivation
>fat, unfit
>flunked junior high/high school HARD
>got CHSPE, went to CC
>flunked out of CC to party and sh*t
>got a job at groc store
>can't manage money for sh*t
>smokes weed everyday
f**k man, f**k
Dad:
>was absent for long periods when I was a kid
> did a lot of time for drug trafficing
> was greek, moved to the US when he was 22
> involved in greek organized crime
> sometimes we were very rich, other times we were very poor
> when I was 13, I had to hide in a closet in the laundry room when 3 angry guys with guns barged into our house yelling in greek, and forcing my father to give them bags of money or drugs or both
me:
> community college, transfered to big 10 university, finished up law degree at respectable, law school
> want to work as state/fed prosecutor or federal agent
> can't pass background investigation. Care to guess why
damn you, dad.
because you're not a national.
they only let you in if you're like at least 3rd gen american.
not even trollin. its true.
Dad:
> immigrated from Sicily a few years after WW2
> worked hard in school, graduated at top of class at 16
> lied about his age to work as a labourer on railroad tracks
> made money, bought his own apartment
> kept working up and sved money to go to college
> got a degree in medicene
> has his own practice, owns a local pub, had half brother/sister, divorced, married my mum, had me and my brother, divorced her, millions on the bank, I won't have to work hard through my life
Me:
> top of English class
> failing Maths
> second Science class
> Pursuing Creative areas (art/theatre/cooking)
> Never do homework
> Hate doing labour
> Am generally unfit
> He loves me to bits anyway and buys me anything I want
>Fells bad man
because you're not a national.
they only let you in if you're like at least 3rd gen american.
not even trollin. its true.
Incorrect. One of my buddies from college is 1st gen iranian. He's working for the DSS now.
Dad
>One of 10 kids, born to a farmer and his wife
>Went part of HS to Catholic school
>Graduated and got a variety of sh*t-tier jobs
>Went back to school and earned his associates.
>Worked at a hospital where he met my mom.
>Married her and became a sales rep
>Moved to BFE, had me.
>Moved to the city, had my brother
>After brother and I were in college divorced mom after 24 years
>Nasty divorce battle with mom
>Within a year of mom moving out he was dating again.
Mom
>Born the youngest of 2 to an alcoholic assembly line worker and his shrew wife
>Grew up in the city
>At 18 was disowned for disobeying her drunk ass dad by enrolling in college.
>Earned her BSN and started working at a local hospital.
>Met my dad at said hospital.
>Got married.
>Raised my brother and I basically by herself while continuing to work part-time.
>Separated from dad, moved into a sh*tty apartment.
>Divorced from dad.
>Used divorce settlement to buy condo.
Me
>Bisexual and in the closet.
>Had 3 girlfriends in college.
>Have a college degree in engineering
>Had a 3 summer internship with a local company and leveraged that into full time employment.
>Got laid off from said job about 8 months of 60 hour weeks for said company.
>Took job with different division 900 miles away.
>Haven't even been on a date since graduating college.
>Haven't gotten laid in 1.5 years.
Other than being a f**k up at dating post college feels good man.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Member of the Basij here. You need to come home , we'll fix you up.
Incorrect. One of my buddies from college is 1st gen iranian. He's working for the DSS now.
>iranian working in government
he's in guantanamo by now man
it was a trap
because you're not a national.
they only let you in if you're like at least 3rd gen american.
not even trollin. its true.
>not even trollin. its true.
No, it isn't. Plenty of FOBs with security clearances, including my own Dad.
>not even trollin. its true.
No, it isn't. Plenty of FOBs with security clearances, including my own Dad.
you guys dont understand how f**king xenophobic the government really is
i would bet my life that there are extensive security files and surveillance being done on every single one of them
Member of the Basij here. You need to come home , we'll fix you up.
lol, yeah death to the spawn of the boot-licking footsoldier to the bloodthirsty Shah. Long live the revolution!
Dad:
>Brought up in a reasonably well-off and nice family
>Met first grlfriend at university
>Studied and became a doctor
>Bought a house and lived happily ever after
Me:
Dad:
>Brought up in a reasonably well-off and nice family
>Met first grlfriend at university
>Studying to become a doctor
>Likes where this is going
dad:
>dropped out of high school
>worked at his dad's company
>married mom
>started his own company
>he smoked weed everyday of his life
>company got busted for fraud
>went to prison
>got out and died of cancer
me:
>above average student who didn't try too hard
>doing about 2.0 in college right now. might drop out.
>smoke weed every other day or every day
>play guitar all day
Dad:
>spent high school going wild, pot, acid, Pink Floyd shows, etc
>went into Air Force
>somehow landed my hot-ass mom, I was born in Germany
>later divorced my mom to immediately wed a childless millionaire heiress
>he's now an undercover cop that infiltrates biker gangs and takes down meth labs, no f**king joke
Me:
>never went to college
>decent job
>decent apartment
>decent girlfriend
>smoke weed every day
I feel like such a loser compared to my dad.
you guys dont understand how f**king xenophobic the government really is
i would bet my life that there are extensive security files and surveillance being done on every single one of them
you literally have no idea what you're talking about, but i'm sure 'the government' keeps extensive files on the millions of illegal aliens that go back and forth freely every year. they're just waiting for the 'right time' to pounce.
Fffft.
Dad:
>Never bothered to really tell me anything of his past
>Pathetic drunk
>Soon to be ex-wife filed a restraining order on him since he's crazy and won't leave her alone
>Kicked me out of the house because I called the cops on him when he tried to kill me in a drunken rage
>Now is baaaawwwiing like a bitch and wants me to move back in because he's ronery.
Feel good rowboats, pretty much all of you are better and more interesting than this waste of space.
your dad sounds nice
you literally have no idea what you're talking about, but i'm sure 'the government' keeps extensive files on the millions of illegal aliens that go back and forth freely every year. they're just waiting for the 'right time' to pounce.
no u
illegal aliens are a different subject
these are known immigrants working IN the the US government.
so i really need to explain this to you?
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Your mom is a gold-digging wh**re OP.
Also go f**k yourself, trying to act all humble while bragging about being a heir to a multi-million dollar fortune.
F**k your whole family and your sand-ni**er ass. Fa**ot.
Dad:
>-Grew up in a lower middle class family in a semi-3rd world country
>-youngest of the 2 kids
>-had to skip school 3 months on end working for the family at age 17
>-worked as a smuggler across the Thai and Burma border to make enough money for the family
>-self studied most of his university courses in a top university
>-graduated with top marks in mechanical engineering
>-math genius
>-met my mom, dated, married after university
>-left the country as a chief engineering for various companies. Had to leave family behind in home country. Provided for me, my mom, brother, and his parents.
>-worked for various companies, receiving promotion after promotion, traveled across the world
>-eventually had enough money to move the family to Singapore. Lived in a small apartment together
>-sent me and brother to international schools (pricey, yet effective...)
>-left the company, moved family to Canada to find a job. Was Jobless for awhile
>-found job in China, went there, left the family in Canada
>-promotion after promotion, now he's the regional manager of China for the company
>-triple digit earnings :)
Me:
>B average in high school, accepted to a good Canadian university, international education, pursuing mechanical engineering major to build anons. F**K YEAH
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
He worked hard as a father so that you could have an easier life than he did. Don't beat yourself up, because in the end all you're doing is resenting the gifts and benefits given to you by his efforts.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
>Be rich white kid
>Baww about being rich white kid on web
Dad:
>Born on a farm in New Brunswick
>Dad died at 17 from cancer, mom's left arm doesnt work, works in a factory
>works hard as f**k in high school
>goes to UNB, pays his own way through (no loans) gets P.Eng
>25 years after graduating, now runs engeneering firm
>Makes $400,000 a year, +investments and directing other companies
>Also has a Scuba and pilots license, awesome at math, and a legit black belt in goju-ryu karate
>Never gives up
Me:
>Sociable, but still no GF
>Always failing at least one subject at any given time since grade 6 (but always recovering)
>In college, but still never had a job
>Gives up on things easily
>Be rich white kid
>Baww about being rich white kid on web
>white
>iran
WHO IS GIRL IN OP PIC. GOD DAMN.
Dad:
-Immigrated from Argentina with nothing.
-Went to uni and worked 2 jobs at the same time. Somehow learned English inbetween. Got mechanical engineering degree.
-Became Pres of R&D of company and makes f**ksh*t money.
Me:
-Got degree in math.
-Am currently a TA of calculus.
-Poor as f**k.
Dad:
>Did pretty well in school
>Went to college for a bit and got a pretty good job travelling around and fixing ATM machines
>Quit saying "I need to spend more time with my kids" but supposedly he quit so he didn't have to pay child support
>Now works as a taxi driver
>Gives me and my sister $60 every week
>Hardly makes any money at all
Me:
>Don't do great in school but would do better if I tried
>In first year of college but changing my major
>Play video games all the time and procrastinate on my studying
>The job I'll get after I graduate will be pretty good pay and I'll give my dad money as a thank you present so he can retire without being broke as f**k
Dad:
>Left school at 14
>Worked on the market selling fruit and veg
>Joined the army
>Met my mum
>Had my sister
>Went to the faulkland islands to fight
>Came back a different man
>Starts being a dick and drinking, cheats on mum loads
>Im born
>He neglects the family and trys to raise me in his image
>I prefer video games and computers to football and beer
>Owns a big steel foundry
>Leaves mum, remarries
>Drinks 4 bottles of wine a night, says he isn't an alcoholic
me:
>College
>two jobs
>in a relationship
>Healthy, don't drink
>Feels good, man
f**k off you dirty troll. trolly trolly troll troll dirty troll troll troll.
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My dad is a self-made millionaire as well.
I'm not a f**k up yet myself though
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tro//y spaketh said threthest
samef**
WHO IS GIRL IN OP PIC. GOD DAMN.
I also need to know this.
UK or AR?
UK or AR?
I forgot to do the quote hereDad:
>Left school at 14
>Worked on the market selling fruit and veg
>Joined the army
>Met my mum
>Had my sister
>Went to the faulkland islands to fight
>Came back a different man
>Starts being a dick and drinking, cheats on mum loads
>Im born
>He neglects the family and trys to raise me in his image
>I prefer video games and computers to football and beer
>Owns a big steel foundry
>Leaves mum, remarries
>Drinks 4 bottles of wine a night, says he isn't an alcoholic
me:
>College
>two jobs
>in a relationship
>Healthy, don't drink
>Feels good, man
Dad
>Went to art school in Venice and got a masters
>Spoke French
>Dated a couple of girls then met my mum and got married
>Had two kids
>Ran a failing picture framing company
>Drinks and smokes too much
>Really social guy
Me
>Dated a couple of girls
>At university studying politics, will do a year abroad in the US
>????
I'm only 18
Dad:
>grew up reallllly poor
>nearly got drafted for vietnam but the draft ended right before his number would have come up
>got laid constantly as a kid
>threesomes and foursomes
>pretty much was a man-wh**re
>met my mom, got married, had me
>works as a flooring contractor, making 80k/yr before recession, dropped now to around 50k/yr
Me:
>pretty good grades in school
>many, many friends and girlfriend
>lost virginity at 17
>girlfriend probably has more a sex drive than me
>got into best visual effects school in country, going to study dynamic particle visual effects
Feels pretty good man.
Dad:
>His mom and dad died both died before he even hit 9 years old (yeah, seriously)
>He and his brothers go live with their aunt
>Was basically a pot smoking hippie during his youth (I love that about him)
>Graduated when he was 25. Major in music, minor in literature.
>Ended up working for the government anyway
>Cheated on my mom when I was 5, tried to peace out with mistress
>Mistress broke up with him
>Mom and Dad were in the middle of buying a new house when this happened, so my parents decide to "stay together for the kid", as it were. This meaning that we all lived in the same house with them having separate rooms.
>Mom and Dad tell me everything at 17. They get divorced.
>Mom moves out
>Dad Retires
>Owns the house I lived in most of my life
>Has had a girlfriend
Me:
>22
>Currently in college (Web Design)
>Part time Job (Tim Hortons lol)
>$4000 saved up
>Longest relationship with a girl was 3 years, 2nd longest was a year (albeit on and off)
>Working out every other day
>Majority of free time spent playing the vidya
>Plan to start my own business after I graduate
My dad did alright. I'll try to do better.
Dad:
>works as a contracts manager
>makes good money
>uh, plays golf?
>really I don't even know much about my dad despite having lived with him my entire life
Me:
>no job
>no girlfriend
>mooching off parents, being worthless
>in a community college, planning to transfer to a much better college
>theoretically meeting the minimum GPA requirement, but I could be doing so much better
>could not even have to go to community college if I had just tried in high school
Dad:
>His mom and dad died both died before he even hit 9 years old (yeah, seriously)
>He and his brothers go live with their aunt
>Was basically a pot smoking hippie during his youth (I love that about him)
>Graduated when he was 25. Major in music, minor in literature.
>Ended up working for the government anyway
>Cheated on my mom when I was 5, tried to peace out with mistress
>Mistress broke up with him
>Mom and Dad were in the middle of buying a new house when this happened, so my parents decide to "stay together for the kid", as it were. This meaning that we all lived in the same house with them having separate rooms.
>Mom and Dad tell me everything at 17. They get divorced.
>Mom moves out
>Dad Retires
>Owns the house I lived in most of my life
>Has had a girlfriend
Me:
>22
>Currently in college (Web Design)
>Part time Job (Tim Hortons lol)
>$4000 saved up
>Longest relationship with a girl was 3 years, 2nd longest was a year (albeit on and off)
>Working out every other day
>Majority of free time spent playing the vidya
>Plan to start my own business after I graduate
My dad did alright. I'll try to do better.
Also my dad only speaks French and a little bit of English (he's got an accent)
I speak French and English fluently.
Dad:
>Died in the Clone Wars
>Killed by Darth Vader
Me:
>Raisde by aunt and uncle
>Learned about the force from old Ben
>Training to become a Jedi master
>Seeking revenge on Vader
Wish me luck guise
Dad
>a lieutenant colonel of the army
>retired, now enjoying his penchant money
>hates me like a bastard son
>almost killed me once
>never talked to me ever again
me
>still lives with parents like a rat
>sleeps in the morning, woke up at night to eat and watch tv
>is 20 years old
>almost got killed by my own parent
>absolutely suicidal
>every family member hates me
>unemployed
>an antisocial
>smokes and eats like a pig
>waiting for my lethal heart attack this year.
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Dad
>a lieutenant colonel of the army
>retired, now enjoying his penchant money
>hates me like a bastard son
>almost killed me once
>never talked to me ever again
me
>still lives with parents like a rat
>sleeps in the morning, woke up at night to eat and watch tv
>is 20 years old
>almost got killed by my own parent
>absolutely suicidal
>every family member hates me
>unemployed
>an antisocial
>smokes and eats like a pig
>waiting for my lethal heart attack this year.
feelsbadman.gif
sounds to me like you had it coming
In a country that isnt plagued by war, your dad is a hero, you are his legacy.
Dad:
>Died in the Clone Wars
>Killed by Darth Vader
Me:
>Raisde by aunt and uncle
>Learned about the force from old Ben
>Training to become a Jedi master
>Seeking revenge on Vader
Wish me luck guise
A genuine lol moment.
Dad
>a lieutenant colonel of the army
>retired, now enjoying his penchant money
>hates me like a bastard son
>almost killed me once
>never talked to me ever again
me
>still lives with parents like a rat
>sleeps in the morning, woke up at night to eat and watch tv
>is 20 years old
>almost got killed by my own parent
>absolutely suicidal
>every family member hates me
>unemployed
>an antisocial
>smokes and eats like a pig
>waiting for my lethal heart attack this year.
feelsbadman.gif
sh*t sucks bro
even unemployed neckbeards have parents that loves them, in your case, i suggest suicide.
say hi to elvis for me. name's garrison
Dad:
>Womanizer
>Alcoholic
>No job
>Left when I was 6
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>Dropped out of university
>Got an awesome job anyway
>If I had the opportunity to have kids with 50 women I'd probably do the same
1/2
Dad:
>has been a jobless druggie since his own hair was still colored.
>went to college part time to learn software programs, wasting money on buying the software itself and then doing absolutely nothing with it so much as even personal recreational use.
>smokes at least 2 packs of cigarettes a day, probably more
>had a steady stream of job offers from union, but refused them because he wasn't happy with them.
>sat on couch with his wife and 2 kids struggle to get food and electricity while he watched TV and criticized everyone around him.
>fraudulently collected both disability and spousal support at the same time in divorce
>refused to pay mortgage while taking over US$4000 a month in personal play money, robbing my mother of her own ability to pay the mortgage with spousal support and letting the home be seized by the bank.
>currently roaming from town to town, sleeping in luxury hotels as evidenced by bank statements.
>always acted proud about his 'beating the system' about refusing to pay bills.
2/2
Me:
>went to college above full time while working
>studied IT, foreign languages, trade skills.
>got a full time job doing far too much for far too little, but was happy and proud to have it.
>impressed peers with a wage enough to rent an apartment and pay bills.
>never smoked cigarettes, or taken illegal narcotics.
>has felt a desire to commit suicide since childhood, but suicide hurts others so it's out of the question.
>spent a year working first gainful job in secret, saving up 90% of income to pay for mom's divorce lawyer.
>watched employer run itself into the ground through ignorant and arrogant business practices, then sell off its assets.
>became jobless, going from interview to interview being turned down due to lack of past experience.
>is now unemployed and unable to find even openings let alone interviews.
>would do any work for any pay, but is now reduced to food stamps out of need to eat and bitter about not being able to achieve anything better.
Dad
>a lieutenant colonel of the army
>retired, now enjoying his penchant money
>hates me like a bastard son
>almost killed me once
>never talked to me ever again
me
>still lives with parents like a rat
>sleeps in the morning, woke up at night to eat and watch tv
>is 20 years old
>almost got killed by my own parent
>absolutely suicidal
>every family member hates me
>unemployed
>an antisocial
>smokes and eats like a pig
>waiting for my lethal heart attack this year.
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I f**king love you anon. I'm in a similar situation to you.
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Haal bogo madar jenda.
Dad:
>came from a farmer family
>finished mediocre high-school
>learned woodworking
>worked as insurance salesman
>was an alcoholic
>died an alcoholic
Me:
>masters degree in computer science
>great job at megacorp (really, like top 3)
>f**k bitches, get money
>becoming rich
f**k your sh*t, you weak fa**ots
Dad:
>Brought up in a small village by abusive parents
>Was the most intelligent person in the village
>Kicked out of house at 16
>Moved down south for a while
>never had a real job
>moved back north an re-met my mother
>Had kids got a job
Me:
>Brought up in a small village
>Was the most intelligent person in the village
>Kicked out of house at 16
>Moved down south
>never had a real job
We're pretty similar
Dad
>Second son of a Khan in Afghanistan, respected by even the principle of his school.
>Elder brother tried Med school, he started working in business after passing high school
>Gained ranks worked in education department of Afghanistan, all the while being the only son who was working.
>Single handedly Paid for the food, supplies etc for the tens to sometimes hundreds of guests that visited my Grandfather weekly.
>Somehow went back to business becomes like lead accountant at "De Afghanistan Bank" (sat/met with president of bank and chief of foreign affairs often)
>Communists came to Afghanistan, dad declined job to work in ministry, left the bank (it was the federal bank)
>Despite being arrested, people who worked for communists knew my dad and helped him flee Pul-e-Charkhi prison (one of the world's most notorious prisons).
>Escaped through mountains (difficult because soviet backed gov would bomb people trying to flee to Pakistan from jets.
>Hamid Karzai (current President of Afghanistan) in 1988 signs papers supporting my dad moving to Australia.
>Volunteering, Taxi, back problems, pensioner.
Me
>Exceptional skills in three languages plus the ability to read Arabic scripture.
>Law student, finished my first year before I was 18 (by a few days)
>Have a job, forecasted 100% gain in AMD stocks last year/this year(feelsgoodman.jpg)
Not sure why i am posting but just so you guys realise there are not all fat, ugly, mouth breathing retards in these woods.
Mother:
>Queen of England
>One of the Longest reigning monarchs
>The country has changed so much during her reign
Me:
>married somebody who became more popular than me
>Divorced
>remarried to mistress
>waiting for mother to die
Sucks bros
Dad:
>Bodyman
>republican
>"Street knowledge," otherwise stupid
>Extremely patriotic (no japanese cars, no japanese TV sets (though we have multiple), boycotted NASCAR after they allowed Japanese cars (for a week)) though never served in the military
>fat
>slovenly
>Remarkably like John Wayne, except not cool and no talent
>mild alcoholic
Me:
>never had a girlfriend
>writer, musician, intelligent
>Holocaust skinny, pale, tall
>Good looks but instability in self image
>bipolar
>speed freak
>liberal
>Eastwood fan
I have nothing but contempt for my father. He was a terrible one.
Mom:
>bitch
>wh**re
Me:
>bitch
>wh**re
Meh. It could be worse.
Oh, and my dad also loathes fat people and smokers. We walk around the shopping centre and he just rants about them.
Dad:
>4th child out of 8
>sh*tty place to grow up
>top architecture board exams
>mother f**king RICH
Me
>law student
>failing grades
>no gf
Meh.
Dad:
>was beaten by grand dad constantly
>moved out at the age of 15
>lived with his uncle
>graduated as a cook
>turned 18, started to lift weights
>completed national service
>got arrested two times for drinking too much
>kicked grand dad's ass couple of times
>works as a mental institute nurse
>has had multiple affairs from which spawned me and my two little brothers
Me:
>graduated from high school
>trying to get into university
>got a girlfriend
>got last girlfriend pregnant
>mentally forced her to get an abortion
>got a good paying job without any education
>got arrested three times for drinking too much
>hates the world
>hates children
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Even your father lived in sh*t when he spent his 2 years as a hobo, you know the difference ? He didn't became absorbed by his depressive conditions he still fought he did everything he could to become someone, that's how you succeed , maybe if you'd stop whining and fought for what you want you could become successful, then do the timeline and feel proud
>No dad
>Uncle visits pretty regularly
>awesome father figure
>worked his way up through the Royal navy and now works at the ministry of defence
>told him i might be interested in the navy
>He got excited as f**k and showed me around the ministry, including a few things i probably shouldn't have seen
>nobody says anything because they don't want him to kick their ass
I love my uncle
Oh, and my dad also loathes fat people and smokers. We walk around the shopping centre and he just rants about them.
Oops, I read the thread wrong. Does anyone actually read these or just post?
Anyway,
me:
>look like my dad
>think like my dad
>hate the same people as my dad
>want the same things from life as he does
But I'm much lazier and less hard working. Oh well.
>Racist and Snobby
>hates brown people
>Really into education
>I LOVE my parents.
Yep look's like he has definitely drilled something into your head. Whether it is a piece of metal or his erect penis or perhaps even both is the only question.
mydaddyistehgr8'stxx
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Seems like you couldn't achieve because you never reached the depths your dad saw. You really know what humans are capable of when you are at rock bottom.
Dad:
>Incompetent moron, incapable of thoughts
>Got shot in the stomach
>Mother raised hell in hospital, pushing doctors to go further, basically saved his life
>In return once he's conscious he still acts like a whining momma's boy
>Tried to throw mother out and keep me, mother got custody
>Never visited me
>Talked to me once when I was 5
>Hung out with him when I was 12
>Knocked him out when I was 16
>Told him to go f**k himself when I was 18
>He's still a fa**ot and deserved it for trying to soil my mothers last name
Me:
>Loyal, intelligent, strong
>Spend my life on PC
>Play gaems occasionally
Dad:
>served in the iran military for 4 years
>immigrated from iran to usa with nothing and nobody
>lived homeless for 2 years with only work as a shoe shiner
>studied enough at the public library teachin himself english to get a scholarship to a community college
>got work, his own place, graduated nyu
>met my mom, a model
>had us children
>opened up a chain of gas stations in california
>multi-millionaire
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>failed school
>played computer games most of my teenage years
>fat, unfit
>still spending most of my day playing video games.
Feels liking offing myself, man.
Male or female?
Iranians/half-iranians are really hot!
My Dad:
>Did hard labor all his life, from Age 13 stocking pallets of soda
>Did construction and logging after that, worked and rank from ages 18-30
>Met my Mom right after his 30th birthday, she was having some kinda trouble and he white knighted her and conceivedmy older brother
>Built that bitch a house and still worked full time
>Was a wonderful father until the divorce
>Couldn't quit alchohol, is now 53, laid off, too old and broken to work construction like he has the past 3 decades, depressed, living in the boondocks with my now-redneck borther destined for the same path
Me
>Only male family member without back problems, and presumably the smartest (and most egotistical)
>High school dropout and laid-off plumber; now delivering pizzas
>Live by myself, paying for everything
>3 previous girlfriends, first one lived with me and not making that mistake again. Haven't had a bj in 9 months and sex in 15
>Kept myself fit even after I stopped gettting paid to in construction
>My dad couldn't be more proud
Mother
>Raised in care
>Golddigger
>Steals Fathers money
>Scrapes into uni
>Scrapes into nursing jobs
>Steals my money
Me
>Raised by single father
>Good uni place
Dad
>average person
>works as a negotiator
Mom
>social worker
>average person
Me
>average person
>about to finish university with a masters degree (after 6 years normally takes 4,5 years)
feels meh man
Dad:
>barely graduated high school
>married first woman he had sex with
>worked meaningless blue collar jobs never got promoted
>owns his house
>retired
>most of his "friends" look at him as a sort of fool or jester
Me:
>graduated #1 in high school class
>full college scholarship
>engineering degree
>great job right out of college
>quit job to follow girlfriend
>girlfriend left me
>unemployed
>lives with dad
>f**ks prostitutes
>My dad waskicked out of 3 different high schools
>He dropped out of college
>I have a 90+ average and going into an accounting program next year, complete with scholarship
>"where did the other 10% go"
Dad
>Analytical thinker type
>Did well in school, got into good uni
>Became a high paid banker
>Is a bit of an idiot, struggles to fit in with more upper-middle-class types
>Has loads of money, is fit for his age from cycling, is assertive
Me
>Natural obsession with drugs, spend most of time on the internet researching them
>Have only had 2 girl friends
>Intelligent but unmotivated and did sh*t at school
>Sh*t at most things, especially sport, lazy, unconfident
Fellow Iranf** here, OP:
>father serves in Iran-Iraq war
>volunteers for human wave attack, survives
>He buys a falcon's chick off some kids torturing one, raises it and HE HAS A F**KING FALCON SITTING ON HIS SHOULDER JESUS TITJUMPING CHRIST
>studies Engineering, moves to Nigera and starts up successful construction company
>Buys a sh*tload of guns, hunts every week
>he's a general badass
>An Heros using a shotgun
Me:
>Scared of spiders
>Don't like getting into fights
>Sh*t with math and sciences, good with arts and literature
I'll never compare to him ;_;
dad:
>skinny astudent
>studied chemistry at uni
>became boss of a successful company
>married ugly woman, that made her stop smoking
>had two kids
>writing a book about physics
>has a huge number of friends and colleagues, he goes out with every weekend
me:
>had to change schools 4 times
>no idea what to do in life
>fat ugly f**k
>never had a proper boyfriend
>no real friends
f**king fa**ots with your success measurements. i hate when people dickwave. Especially on f**king web. f**kers. you aren't that much better than anyone around you buttmunchers. and f**k you stupid kids putting yourselves down as well. idiots.
Dad:
>Born in Missouri lived most of his life in California
>Worked hard all his all teen years
>Was very strong when he was young
>Smoked pot instead of messing around with girls
>Joined the Air Force
>Had plenty of high-ranking friends
>Tells me stories about how aliens contacted us during a blackout on one of the Apollo Missions
>Tells me stories about kicking ass, but never about his ass getting kicked
>Weaker now, old, degenerating, might be bi-polar
>Makes only ~12k a year
Me:
>Very fit and strong
>Very intelligent, told by everyone I know that I'm a genius
>Interested in a sh*tload of fields including Psychology, English, Cooking, and Anatomy Physiology
>Is learning how to drawf**
>Heteroromantic demisexual with a girlfriend
>Girlfriend ready for more than what we've done and it makes me confused, anxious, nervous, and a little scared
>Wants to travel the world and doesn't care if he has to be a hobo
>Could survive being homeless since he's already dirt poor now
>>Doesn't know chronology of own fathers life
>Probably won't have kids
>Depressive tendencies
Feels... Like I could do better. I'm a little sh*t face man.
You were your father's only failure. However this was entirely the fault of his parenting.
Dad:
>Married mom.
>Divorced after 13 years(I was 3 years old).
>Has a daughter from his new wife.
>Welder for over 20 years.
>Got 3 children.
>Has his own company.
>Probably is multimillionaire by now.
Me:
>23 year old virgin.
>Failed school.
>Never had a job.
>Never had a girlfriend.
>No friends.
>Internet, Xbox, working out, sleep.
>Living on welfare.
>Still lives with mom.
Pic is my dad, found him on Google. Haven't seen him IRL since 2003.
Dad:
>Born in Missouri lived most of his life in California
>Worked hard all his all teen years
>Was very strong when he was young
>Smoked pot instead of messing around with girls
>Joined the Air Force
>Had plenty of high-ranking friends
>Tells me stories about how aliens contacted us during a blackout on one of the Apollo Missions
>Tells me stories about kicking ass, but never about his ass getting kicked
>Weaker now, old, degenerating, might be bi-polar
>Makes only ~12k a year
Me:
>Very fit and strong
>Very intelligent, told by everyone I know that I'm a genius
>Interested in a sh*tload of fields including Psychology, English, Cooking, and Anatomy Physiology
>Is learning how to drawf**
>Heteroromantic demisexual with a girlfriend
>Girlfriend ready for more than what we've done and it makes me confused, anxious, nervous, and a little scared
>Wants to travel the world and doesn't care if he has to be a hobo
>Could survive being homeless since he's already dirt poor now
>>Doesn't know chronology of own fathers life
>Probably won't have kids
>Depressive tendencies
Feels... Like I could do better. I'm a little sh*t face man.
if you were a genius then youd be rich buddy
sorry to tell you
if you were a genius then youd be rich buddy
sorry to tell you
>if you were a genius then youd be rich buddy
Jesus. Are you trolling or just underage?
dad
>went to college
>lectured at Berkley and others
>had 2 kids
>remarried at 50
>had sister
>had me
me
>smart, lazy
>doing sh*t at school
>???
I just found out this week that i have around 30 step brothers / sisters because my dad was such a tool.
>if you were a genius then youd be rich buddy
Jesus. Are you trolling or just underage?
Genius != good at school or math.
>if you were a genius then youd be rich buddy
Jesus. Are you trolling or just underage?
cant it be both
Dad:
>Held hostage in Thebes as a youth
>Took the throne of Macedon
>Introduced the phalanx
>Conquered the town of Crenides, renamed it after himself.
>Lost an eye whilst besieging a city
>Established Macedonian dominance in Greece
>Assassinated
Me:
>Zeus reborn
>Shows mercy to enemies in defeat, establishing a cultural hegemony in conquered states
>Conquered most of the world
>Defeated the Persian Empire
>Still only 31 years old
>Planning to invade Arabia
>Just spent 2 days drinking with my admiral
>Feel like I could be coming down with a fever, is probably nothing
Dad:
Spawned 6 children that I know of with 3 different women.
me:
Virgin at 25.
Dad:
>Held hostage in Thebes as a youth
>Took the throne of Macedon
>Introduced the phalanx
>Conquered the town of Crenides, renamed it after himself.
>Lost an eye whilst besieging a city
>Established Macedonian dominance in Greece
>Assassinated
Me:
>Zeus reborn
>Shows mercy to enemies in defeat, establishing a cultural hegemony in conquered states
>Conquered most of the world
>Defeated the Persian Empire
>Still only 31 years old
>Planning to invade Arabia
>Just spent 2 days drinking with my admiral
>Feel like I could be coming down with a fever, is probably nothing
You forgot the part where you're a raging homosexual.
You forgot the part where you're a raging homosexual.
I just spent 2 days drinking with my admiral. I thought the implication was enough.
he's prob happy you never have to go through that sh*t
but one day he'll prob kick you out the door and make you get tough Batman Begins Style
Dad:
>Went to Vietnam
>Killed a bunch of chinks
>Came back went to college
>Is an accountant that makes 350, 000 a year
>Is a Republican
Me:
>Going to school for accounting
>Is also a Republican
>Has a gf
Sh*t feels good man
Dad:
>Held hostage in Thebes as a youth
>Took the throne of Macedon
>Introduced the phalanx
>Conquered the town of Crenides, renamed it after himself.
>Lost an eye whilst besieging a city
>Established Macedonian dominance in Greece
>Assassinated
Me:
>Zeus reborn
>Shows mercy to enemies in defeat, establishing a cultural hegemony in conquered states
>Conquered most of the world
>Defeated the Persian Empire
>Still only 31 years old
>Planning to invade Arabia
>Just spent 2 days drinking with my admiral
>Feel like I could be coming down with a fever, is probably nothing
>persian empire
leonidas....dat you bro?
Father:
Raised in abusive family, left home at 16
Worked on railroad, went to college, advanced to engineer
Met my mother, lied about his age and criminal record
Had me, divorced mom, beat me on the regular
Went back to college and became a M.D. with dual specialization
Provided low-cost healthcare to immigrants/ethnic minorities in ghetto neighborhood, received several awards for quality of care and humanitarian service
Serial cheater, in poverty, diagnosed as a sociopath
Me:
Raised in abusive family, left home at 16
Lived homeless, worked crap jobs, got into college and went for a couple years
Dropped out to pay medical bills for my mother after her stroke
Advanced in politics to work as a well-paid lobbyist
Back finishing college at an Ivy League uni, successful here
Will go to a top law school
Engaged; cheated once
No criminal record/psych issues, but afraid I'll end up poor like my father
Father:
Raised in abusive family, left home at 16
Worked on railroad, went to college, advanced to engineer
Met my mother, lied about his age and criminal record
Had me, divorced mom, beat me on the regular
Went back to college and became a M.D. with dual specialization
Provided low-cost healthcare to immigrants/ethnic minorities in ghetto neighborhood, received several awards for quality of care and humanitarian service
Serial cheater, in poverty, diagnosed as a sociopath
Me:
Raised in abusive family, left home at 16
Lived homeless, worked crap jobs, got into college and went for a couple years
Dropped out to pay medical bills for my mother after her stroke
Advanced in politics to work as a well-paid lobbyist
Back finishing college at an Ivy League uni, successful here
Will go to a top law school
Engaged; cheated once
No criminal record/psych issues, but afraid I'll end up poor like my father
>Forgot to greentext, sorry!
>persian empire
leonidas....dat you bro?
What the actual f**k, he was referring to Alexander the Great you massive American.
Dad:
>Been in prison a couple times for violence and owning guns.
>Poor, no creditcard, mom steals it.
>Hard to find work due to criminal record, so doesn't work
>Hates mom, but still not divorced because he wouldn't know how to get money because of his criminal record.
>Very religious, only busy with his religion and forgets about reality.
>Very high debts
>Lazy f**k and aggressive
Me:
>Never had a girlfriend
>Low educated
>No work
>Mostly alone in my room
>Sleep most of the time so time goes fast.
Meh.
Dad:
>Built bathtubs for 30 years
>Alcoholic
>Smokes tons of weed
>Never went to college
>Two failed marriages
>Divorced my mom
>Barely literate
>Responsible with money
>Somehow manages to afford sh*t
>Works pretty hard for an old f**k
>Doesn't even realize how weak he looks to his two sons
>Spineless, goes to great lengths to avoid confrontation
>Borderline schizoid
Me:
>Did sh*tty in high school
>Community college, transferred to university
>Good grades
>Physically fit
>Only job experience from working at my dad's warehouse
>Not a virgin, longest relationship was ~5 months
>Joining marines with a commission
>Multitalented
>Introverted, play lots of vidya
Feels average, man.
Dad:
-from a poor farming family
-first person in his family to go to college, has a Doctorate
-makes $175,000/year
-two houses with swimming pools and hot tubs, four cars and a yacht
-good friends with a lot of big politicians
Me:
-still in college, getting trust fund checks
-majoring in Cinema because I can
-currently filming a movie that's gotten interest from several indie distribution companies
-have connections at Sundance and a few other big festivals
My father has been very successful, but I wholly intend on surpassing him.
Dad:
>Born on 20th of April 1889 in Austria
>Lost dad at early age
>Hated school, left school at the last school year
>Loved art, and was pretty good at it
>Poor f**k in early ages
>Loved the church
>Loved books
>Sometimes got beat up by dad
>Joined the first world war, and did his duty pretty good
>Led the National Socialist German Workers Party in 1923
>Got in the office in 1934
>Killed 6 million Jews for the lulz
>An hero'd in 1945
Me:
>Lazy f**k
Seems like he got more successful that I did.
Dad:
>Born on 20th of April 1889 in Austria
>Lost dad at early age
>Hated school, left school at the last school year
>Loved art, and was pretty good at it
>Poor f**k in early ages
>Loved the church
>Loved books
>Sometimes got beat up by dad
>Joined the first world war, and did his duty pretty good
>Led the National Socialist German Workers Party in 1923
>Got in the office in 1934
>Killed 6 million Jews for the lulz
>An hero'd in 1945
Me:
>Lazy f**k
Seems like he got more successful that I did.
So you are what, 60?
So you are what, 60?
Yes, and I think my dad might be hitler.
So you are what, 60?
He's Hitler dumbass
So you are what, 60?
Pic related, it's my dad.
I wish I had his mustache.
Dad:
>married at 25
>only person in his village to go to college
>worked his way through grad school, got phd while supporting mom and me
>quit smoking overnight
>self taught swimmer, flutist, english speaking, skating
Me:
>20 yrs old, never had a girlfriend
>dumb as sh*t
>can't find work, super lazy
You being fat and unfit is the worst of that. You don't need a girlfriend because your generation of women suck. Failing school is understandable because school has failed you much harder. Computer games are engaging and teach you important instincts and problem solving skills. Being fat is a health risk. Being unfit means you are more likely to die.
Dad:
Noonga born in a bush in cape york australia. Lives of government handouts.
Mom:
Drug addict living off government handouts.
Me:
Left home at 18
Got sh*tty job flipping burgers
Went to university
Got civil engineering degree and scholarships since im black
Make 100k per annum now
holy sh*t a successful aboriginal person?! I salute you.
Pic related, it's my dad.
I wish I had his mustache.
He's Hitler dumbass
Yes, and I think my dad might be hitler.
>imploying imployingz
Dad
>Did mediocre in high school
>Got his sh*t togeather in Uni, and got a couple masters and a PhD in chemistry and chemical engineering
>Moved to Canada and know makes a good living and provides his family with enough to be happy and secure
Me
>Did mediocre in high school
>Doing well in a top civil engineering program
>Have a great gf, freinds and life
>Will do everything I can to make my father proud
My father was a great man, and I'm proud to follow in his footsteps. My brother sister and mom on the other hand, are f**king degenerates.
Dad:
>Mental age of 18
>Was sh*tty at school, didn't even do A-Levels
>Did computer programming for a bit
>Managed to luck his way into a high paying job selling gigantic photocopiers
>Met my mother, had us
>Smokes weed, got a cocaine addiction
>Went to mental hospital 12 years later, manic depression
>Slowly sort of recovered. Got into really bad relationship that lasted 7 years.
>Eventually broke up, now with a woman he's known his whole life
>She's loaded
>He doesn't have to do sh*t
>He's enjoying raising her kids since her husband left her
>He's the most social person on the planet, knows everyone who knows anyone.
Me:
>Haven't done well in school despite my potential
>At Uni, have started fulfilling it
>Have huge hopes and dreams
>Responsible, conscientious
>Not all that sociable, but not an aspie either.
Feels like polar opposites man.
At least you have fathers..
WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED TO OUR GENERATION?
NO LISTEN TO ME.
WHAT HAPPENED?
SURE THERE HAVE ALWAYS BEEN FA**OTS BUT SERIOUSLY WHEN THE F**K IN THE PAST HAVE YOU HAD A GENERATION OF MEN WHERE SUCH A HUGE F**KING PROPORTION OF US HAVE NO MOTIVATION TO SUCCEED WHATSOEVER?
WHAT THE F**K HAS CHANGED? TEENAGERS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN SELFISH BRATS, THAT'S NOTHING NEW, BUT WHAT THE F**K AT OUR AMOTIVATION. THIS SH*T IS NOT NORMAL.
The sense of entitlement.
Dad:
>grew up in the countryside
>worked on his mother store
>got a job as cashier
>another job as cashier
>studied accountability
>meet mother
>job on bank
>had me and sisters
>still on the job on high stressful job on bank and playing soccer on the weekends
Me:
>virgin
>not very socially able
>never did any useful thing in life
>studying medicine
Dad:
>>immigrant who went to third tier college
>>ehhh
Me:
>>went to MIT
>>$100k+/year
Son, I am appoint.
I have some really really good news for all of you.
NO ONE - NOTHING - NOT ME NOT YOU NOT THE PEOPLE WHO READ - NOT YOUR MOTHER OR FATHERS OR FRIENDS OR GHOST OR SPIRITS OR DEMONS OR WHATEVER THE F**K YOU THINK EVEN CARES ABOUT YOU
STOP BEING SO F**KING STUPID - WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW F**KED UP YOUR LIVES ARE
MOOT WHY DO WE HAVE THESE F**KING RETARDED THREADS...CAN YOU GUYS TAKE A F**KING HIKE AND NEVER COME BACK....
Dad: Kicked my mother in the stomach when she was pregnant with me, Beat her up during my mothers heroin addiction phase for a year and got her pregnant again and ditched her after the immigration papers went through
Mother: Crackhead
Me: $60k
I have some really really good news for all of you.
NO ONE - NOTHING - NOT ME NOT YOU NOT THE PEOPLE WHO READ - NOT YOUR MOTHER OR FATHERS OR FRIENDS OR GHOST OR SPIRITS OR DEMONS OR WHATEVER THE F**K YOU THINK EVEN CARES ABOUT YOU
STOP BEING SO F**KING STUPID - WHO WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT HOW F**KED UP YOUR LIVES ARE
MOOT WHY DO WE HAVE THESE F**KING RETARDED THREADS...CAN YOU GUYS TAKE A F**KING HIKE AND NEVER COME BACK....
About 220 posts were made.
And still you state that nobody cares?
The butthurt is apparent, but its cause is a mystery.
Dad:
>Awesome person
Me:
>Semi-awesome person, on the way awesome person (I will probably reach awesomeness by the age of 20)
Dad:
>no college education
>Managed to open a company with his grandfathers inheritence
>Now a multi millionaire
Me:
>Have an MBA
>Have a great job
>Earning 344k per annum.
>Only 24
Feelsgoodman
About 220 posts were made.
And still you state that nobody cares?
The butthurt is apparent, but its cause is a mystery.
You're mother is a f**king mystery. And yet you continue to think people care.
You're talking to the unknown. Everything here can be fictional and to be taken with a grain of salt - GET IT?
dumbass go back to albania
Dad:
>no college education
>Managed to open a company with his grandfathers inheritence
>Now a multi millionaire
Me:
>Have an MBA
>Have a great job
>Earning 344k per annum.
>Only 24
Feelsgoodman
tha f**k you do to pull that bank?
You're mother is a f**king mystery. And yet you continue to think people care.
You're talking to the unknown. Everything here can be fictional and to be taken with a grain of salt - GET IT?
dumbass go back to albania
>And yet you continue to think people care.
Even you show signs of caring f**.
Go be butthurt somewhere else orphan.
Parents:
>Immigrated to Australia poor as f**k.
>20 years later own 2 properties of approx 2million in value.
Me:
>Wasted 3 years on a useless degree
>New degree, 4 more years to go.
>Lazy and not as hard working.
Feels bad man.
I am in exactly the same situation.
Let me guess, wog.
Great-Grandfather:
>Fought in Burma
>Midlife crisis
>Emigrated to Australia and abadoned his family here
Grandfather:
>Headteacher of successful comprehensive school
>Midlife crisis
>Became a vicar.
Father:
>Decent position in haulage firm
>Midlife crisis
>Became a dock worker
Me:
>Doing alright in life
>??????
Actually, sh*t's a relief, nobody has ever had overly high expectations of me. Plus they've all been pretty awesome in their own way.
Dad:
>no college education
>Managed to open a company with his grandfathers inheritence
>Now a multi millionaire
Me:
>Have an MBA
>Have a great job
>Earning 344k per annum.
>Only 24
Feelsgoodman
Congratulations, you proved you were capable of riding somebody's coattails.
Dad
>Born into an Iowan farming family
>Dyslexic
>Family never thought he would amount to anything
>Did OK in high school. Had to teach himself how to read
>Grandpa could only afford to send one kid to college [My uncle, who went to Harvard, got some scholarships, and became an astrophysicist (seriously)]
>Dad worked his way through college with odd jobs
>Had to stop one year because he ran out of money
>Got through college, decided to go to med school
>Finished in top 10th of his class
>Became cardiologist
>Married mom, a co-worker at the hospital
>Invested in stock market. Pulled out before the recession. Still rich.
>Comfortable living as a millionaire
>He still spells some words wrong, but he dictates almost everything anyways
Me:
>Fairly smart
>Terrible social skills (shy)
>OK looking
>Somehow won state-level contests in science, math, and even debate
>Got near-perfect scores on standardized tests
>Habitual reader
>Still haven't asked a girl out
>Going to Johns Hopkins
>Probably will be a doctor
>The only people who take an interest in me now are obvious gold-diggers
Eh. Could be better, but I'm fairly happy the way I am.
Father:
Raised in abusive family, left home at 16
Worked on railroad, went to college, advanced to engineer
Met my mother, lied about his age and criminal record
Had me, divorced mom, beat me on the regular
Went back to college and became a M.D. with dual specialization
Provided low-cost healthcare to immigrants/ethnic minorities in ghetto neighborhood, received several awards for quality of care and humanitarian service
Serial cheater, in poverty, diagnosed as a sociopath
Me:
Raised in abusive family, left home at 16
Lived homeless, worked crap jobs, got into college and went for a couple years
Dropped out to pay medical bills for my mother after her stroke
Advanced in politics to work as a well-paid lobbyist
Back finishing college at an Ivy League uni, successful here
Will go to a top law school
Engaged; cheated once
No criminal record/psych issues, but afraid I'll end up poor like my father
Do you go to UPenn?
Parents:
>poor immigrants
>now successful, comfortable
>both work for gov't
Me:
>INTJ
>not a virgin but doesnt really like his current GF
>constantly frustrated at not going after girls because too busy studying
>pursuing accelerated Chemistry Master's degree as an undergrad at an Ivy League university, no time for anything else
>existential crisis, doesn't wanna work just wanna f**k girls and live easy life
pic related: i used to crawl around the sewers of Las Vegas
who is girl in OP's pic, I recognise her face from here or /fa/
Dad
>Grew up poor
>Parents died of cancer and als
>Was a pimp in high school anyway, had girls hanging off his dick
>Got drafted, went to Nam
>Bronze star
>Drove across country with his bros, had fun
>Went to college
>Became an actor
>Married his best bro's sister
>Took control of a company
>Makes about $150k a year
>Lean and muscular (ottermode)
>Tall and handsome
Me
>No girlfriend in high school
>Earning degree in history
>long distance relationship
>no friends
>chubby, no muscles
My Dad
> Nearly died several times as a child because of poor health
> Has been a construction worker since he was seven, he started working with his dad and now works for one of the biggest companies in the country
> Spent his teenage years drinking and fighting his way through half the country and says we'll only ever hear about half the sh*t he did while we're alive
> Bought his first car at 15 and crashed every one he got up till the age of 20
> Got my mom pregnant and proposed to her on the same night, her prom
> Built his own house with his bare hands and is debt free with three grown up kids at the age of 40
> Probably going to divorce my bitch of a mother soon and spend the rest of his life driving the vintage car he got for next to nothing
My dad is awesome
Dad:
>immigrated from Mexico when he was 18
>worked construction while going to school at night to become a programmer
>dropped out and married my mom and had me
>kept working construction
>owns 2 homes that are paid off, aparment building and a 4plex
>about to retire
Me:
>part time job
>student (I don't try hard for some reason..)
>accounting major
>dad pays for everything
>everything is mehhhh
Dad:
> Born into a Northern working class family
> Failed his 11+
> Got job as manual labourer in car factory
> Meets my mother when he is 19, she approaches him in a disco, falls in love with her very quickly
> They move into a sh*tty house, find it impossible to sell this house for a long time due to structural damage
> Move down to Dorset, good life for a while
> Cripples his leg for life playing rugby
> Mother has ectopic pregnancy, angry he couldn't get to the hospital in time- marital troubles begin
> Move back to the North and have me and my brother
> Starts unsuccessful business, has to work two jobs
> Back to old job in car factory, depression
> Divorce from my mother, debt
> Moves into a terrible house, rips out half the fixtures and too lazy to replace them
> Can't move on from my mother, friendzoned a woman who was in love with him
> Living in poverty, wastes money on escapism, hard worker but always argues with the union at work- so no great prospects
Me:
> Born into the lower middle class life he and my mother made in the North
> Bright student from an early age
> Bullied at school and poor after the divorce
> Being a transsexual
> Exceptional GCSE and A Level results
> Goes to Oxford to do degree
> Idiotic infatuation with a guy that even looks somewhat similar to my mother
> depression, grades start to slide
> F**k you, dad's genes
Dad:
>Abused by father
>Became an a**hole
>Left school at sixteen, got into drugs
>Coerced my mother into marrying him
>Coerced my mother into getting pregnant
>Acts like a dick to his wife and kids
>Wife kicks him out
>Turns out he's been cheating on her with a woman half his age
>Lives in a nice house in a nice area with a young woman who's crazy about him
Me:
>Abused by father
>Stayed in school, am now in university
>In a stable and mutually respectful relationship
>Has cut father out of life
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WHO IS GIRL IN OP PIC. GOD DAMN.
MUST KNOW WHO GIRL IN OP PIC IS AND IF THERE IS MORE. PLAES.
Dad:
>served in airforce
>dropped out because he was tired of taking orders
>went to ITT Tech
>turned down several jobs because he was tired of the work
>physically and verbally abusive
>alcoholic
>died in his 40s
>batsh*t insane
>recluse
>married my mother and had two children
Me:
>graduated from university
>got a damn good job
>make twice what he ever did
>never had a girlfriend
>no friends
Dad:
>immigrated from Mexico when he was 18
>worked construction while going to school at night to become a programmer
>dropped out and married my mom and had me
>kept working construction
>owns 2 homes that are paid off, aparment building and a 4plex
>about to retire
Me:
>part time job
>student (I don't try hard for some reason..)
>accounting major
>dad pays for everything
>everything is mehhhh
>immigrated from Mexico when he was 18
>immigrated from Mexico
>immigrated from
Dad:
>Youngest of 3 siblings and single mom
>Worked to save up for college and car himself
>Met my mom on his way to Hollywood to try to make it big
>Didn't work out, joined Army
>Left as an officer, got good job with government
>Now has chief position with homeland security
>Makes at least 150k a year, probably more now
>Over a mil in investments
Me:
>Only child with severe anxiety issues, but fairly smart
>Graduated HS with minimal effort
>Graduated college with minimal effort
>No real ambition
>Dad decides I need to get out into the real world
>Unemployed for 6 months living on own, savings account nearly gone
>Finally find a job making 30k, doing the same thing as others making 50-60k in the same position.
>Have girlfriend, she has a better job but still expects me to pay for everything.
>Frequent stomach aches, thinking it may be anxiety/stress related.
Kind of bad but not horrible I guess.
Dad:
>was absent for long periods when I was a kid
> did a lot of time for drug trafficing
> was greek, moved to the US when he was 22
> involved in greek organized crime
> sometimes we were very rich, other times we were very poor
> when I was 13, I had to hide in a closet in the laundry room when 3 angry guys with guns barged into our house yelling in greek, and forcing my father to give them bags of money or drugs or both
me:
> community college, transfered to big 10 university, finished up law degree at respectable, law school
> want to work as state/fed prosecutor or federal agent
> can't pass background investigation. Care to guess why
damn you, dad.
You should change your name, it shows that you want to distance yourself from your dad and his legacy of sh*tty organized crime.
This thread really pissed me off for some reason.
This thread really pissed me off for some reason.
It pisses me off because know one knows who op's pic is.
It pisses me off because know one knows who op's pic is.
You piss me off because you no know no.
Dad:
born in ireland, immigrated to the US at the age of 3
spent most of his life drunk until he married my mom
has been to jail for drunken shenannigans
worked as a commercial fisherman
now works his ass off in 100+ degree heat fixing cars and dealing with redneck morons
Me:
college degree
unemployed for a year
in the navy making bank and getting an AA degree
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