So, anons, I just realized that I'm currently wearing a pair of pants that has outlasted 3 long-term relationships and several in-between f**kbuddies. About a decade of women has, at some point in time or another, walked around my various apartments in these pants (because they're f**king comfy). They've survived the neurotic ex-wife, the crazy artist, the self-absorbed dancer, the cocaine-addled nymphomaniac, and numerous moves between states. Crazy bitches may come and go, but damn if a comfy pair of pants make a lazy weekend that much better. Do you have anything similar hanging around your place?
My wang.
Doesn't even pay rent, the f**ker.
The pair I'm wearing now (and nothing besides. Feels good man.) are quite similar to those pictured. I only hope they prove to be as resilient.
I have a 1970 Chevy Nova that's death proof. I've killed various women using this car, and I always get away with it.
I have a 1970 Chevy Nova that's death proof. I've killed various women using this car, and I always get away with it.
Pic related. It's my death proof Nova.
Why is that guy's toe nails painted white?
Pic related. It's my death proof Nova.
Yeah, we didn't get the joke first post, bro. Thanks for the visual aid.
Why is that guy's toe nails painted white?
Because he is secure in his masculinity.. because he has a f**king comfy pair of pants.
Yeah, we didn't get the joke first post, bro. Thanks for the visual aid.
You must be f**king retarded if you can't tell those were 2 different posters.
You must be f**king retarded if you can't tell those were 2 different posters.
Pic related. It's my death proof Nova.
I have a 1970 Chevy Nova that's death proof. I've killed various women using this car, and I always get away with it.
Sure, samef**.
Sure, samef**.
Nigga you a samef**.
I bought a nice shirt in 1991 that I still wear rather frequently. It's plain, non-descript, and matches almost anything so it's not like it's horribly out of fashion or weird.
I've also got a few ratty t-shirts that were purchased in 1988. I don't wear those outside of the house, though.
Also, realizing that I have shirts older than most of this board just made me feel really f**king old.
I bought a nice shirt in 1991 that I still wear rather frequently. It's plain, non-descript, and matches almost anything so it's not like it's horribly out of fashion or weird.
I've also got a few ratty t-shirts that were purchased in 1988. I don't wear those outside of the house, though.
Also, realizing that I have shirts older than most of this board just made me feel really f**king old.
yup I was born in '88
I bought a nice shirt in 1991 that I still wear rather frequently. It's plain, non-descript, and matches almost anything so it's not like it's horribly out of fashion or weird.
I've also got a few ratty t-shirts that were purchased in 1988. I don't wear those outside of the house, though.
Also, realizing that I have shirts older than most of this board just made me feel really f**king old.
OP here, you've got me beat, man.. the oldest T in my closet is from the mid-90s... and I feel like a pro for keeping that one for so long.
the oldest thing I have is a twelve inch tv that i bought used more than 8 year ago
its been tossed around, its been pissed on, its been packed and moved several times and has outlived a half dozen other tvs I've gotten since then
sh*t must be made of nintendium
I've got a blanket from '93-'94 (knitted by a gran or something) which has lost over 70% of it's initial components, but I still love that thing - I find it hard to sleep without.
I've had to tie it together to stop it falling apart more than it already has - there used to be blue and pink, and it was roughly 1m[squared].
This thing has taken a battering, and has been with me pretty much every night, and through various wash cycles. I'm amazed it's still holding out (and I'm glad for it).
Pic related.
I've got a blanket from '93-'94 (knitted by a gran or something) which has lost over 70% of it's initial components, but I still love that thing - I find it hard to sleep without.
I've had to tie it together to stop it falling apart more than it already has - there used to be blue and pink, and it was roughly 1m[squared].
This thing has taken a battering, and has been with me pretty much every night, and through various wash cycles. I'm amazed it's still holding out (and I'm glad for it).
Pic related.
It looks like a c**k and balls...
the oldest thing I have is a twelve inch tv that i bought used more than 8 year ago
its been tossed around, its been pissed on, its been packed and moved several times and has outlived a half dozen other tvs I've gotten since then
sh*t must be made of nintendium
>nintendium
lol
I have a cat that's been around for 16 years at my mom's house. That cat has seen me learn words, sh*t my pants, cry going to school, wet the bed, get picked on after school, have my first girlfriend, get dumped by my first girlfriend, yell at friends for doing drugs in the house, come home from graduation, and go to f**king college.
Bro tier cat
My couch. Survived through some tough times, some crazy-ass tetris through seemingly impossible doorways, the occasional sexual encounter, and only gained character. It's like family, now.. though a bit more fragrant.
I have a black (not gray) T-shirt with the Pulp Fiction movie poster logo on it that I purchased back around 1995, when the movie first came out. I was a freshman in high school. I still have that shirt, which is by now almost vintage. It's faded and worn, but still wearable. It has lived through a substantial amount of controlled substance binges. I still rock it every now and then.
It looks like a c**k and balls...
True, that is rather unfortunate positioning.
It's still vaguely rectangular, but as I said, I've had to tie it together to stop further unravelling.
>nintendium
lol
I have a cat that's been around for 16 years at my mom's house. That cat has seen me learn words, sh*t my pants, cry going to school, wet the bed, get picked on after school, have my first girlfriend, get dumped by my first girlfriend, yell at friends for doing drugs in the house, come home from graduation, and go to f**king college.
Bro tier cat
Ain't too many years left on that cat, bro.
I still have a DARE shirt that I got in school circa 1993.
I have a black (not gray) T-shirt with the Pulp Fiction movie poster logo on it that I purchased back around 1995, when the movie first came out. I was a freshman in high school. I still have that shirt, which is by now almost vintage. It's faded and worn, but still wearable. It has lived through a substantial amount of controlled substance binges. I still rock it every now and then.
Whoops, I meant (now gray).
Ain't too many years left on that cat, bro.
Shut up dickmouth.
I have a Space Ghost Coast to Coast shirt from 97. Think that's as far back as my shirts go.
Ain't too many years left on that cat, bro.
Oldest house cat so far was 31.
I have a shirt that used to belong to my father when he was in his 20s, a polyester flowered shirt with the huge 70s lapels and everything. It's a pretty pimpin' shirt, and I still have it, in near-perfect condition. I still rock that one, too.
Also, I have a couple of my grandfather's things as heirlooms. I have a nice money clip of his, but the one I really love is his dark brown/green vintage Stetson fedora, purchased in the 50s, as authentic as you can get. This hat makes everyone look good, I like to call it the +1 Charisma hat.
I have a shirt that used to belong to my father when he was in his 20s, a polyester flowered shirt with the huge 70s lapels and everything. It's a pretty pimpin' shirt, and I still have it, in near-perfect condition. I still rock that one, too.
Also, I have a couple of my grandfather's things as heirlooms. I have a nice money clip of his, but the one I really love is his dark brown/green vintage Stetson fedora, purchased in the 50s, as authentic as you can get. This hat makes everyone look good, I like to call it the +1 Charisma hat.
Calling it that makes it by default -2 charisma, just fyi.
a clear glass marble.
it was the shooter to a set of ninja turtle marbles i got when i has 3 or 4. im a senior in college and i have it in my desk drawer right now. it serves no purpose. i only take it out from time to time just to roll around in my hands and toss in the air.
I've got a '98 world cup t-shirt, and a couple of t-shirts from summer camps when i was in the boy scouts.
I have this toy box in my closet.
Back when I met my wife, I had a pair of black fleece lounge pants. They were made of pure sex for the skin and warm to boot. I actually gave them to her to wear, since she loved how they felt when I was wearing them. Flash forward a few years, and she still wears them to bed almost every night.
It's nice, but I'll be damned if I don't miss wearing 'em myself.
I'm 25, and I have t-shirts and jeans from high school that I still wear regularly. I also have a comforter that's been around since about 12 or so.
I still have two shirts that my girlfriend bought me in highschool. (class 2000)
One reads "I am multitalented, I can talk and piss you off at the same time" she gave that to me just before she broke up with me. : ) That's a keeper.
I have a shirt that I've had for over 12 years. It's gotten repaired so many times that It's probably not even the original color. I'm surprised I still wear it, but I can't get rid of that thing.
Until last week I had a minidisc player that lasted me a decade (through two serious relationships [one that lasted five years, one that lasted three], my entire time at both high school and college, and my first year of my freelance animation career. I bought an iPod Touch to replace it.
The only other thing that I can think of is a 4GB hard drive that I got in 1998 filled with a fresh install of Windows 98, Photoshop, RPG Maker 2000, a C++ compiler, etc. and all of my old games and graphics, but I think I lost it in my last move.
Favorite pair of jeans. Lasted five long term relationships and still going strong.
Can't say anyone has ever worn them before though. Not many people are as short as me ;_;
I wear a pair of green Nike shorts to bed every night, and have done so for the past 13 years without washing them. I can't wash them now, since they will most likely disintegrate if I do.
Pic related
Favorite pair of jeans. Lasted five long term relationships and still going strong.
Can't say anyone has ever worn them before though. Not many people are as short as me ;_;
Yeah, I'm surprised the bottoms of these aren't worn off. Apparently, I only date long-legged girls.
That thing.
Two relationships, Most of Highschool, and currently running strong through college.
And I found the f**ker a few days after school ended, in the lost and found at my school.
I've been wearing the same pair of sandals for ~8 years. I've become too fat to wear the same pants for too long.
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