I am a spanish teacher you see, and the stupidity of my students leaves me dumbfound.
Today, I had to work in a private institute. I made a little 15 word crossword so kids wouldn't get bored. My class was composed by 14 year old kids.
All is well (well: everybody is silent) until a kid stands up and tells me "the words don't fit". Confused, I take a look at his crossword. He was trying to fit a 5 letter word in a 6 letter space. He was trying to place COMER in the NOMBRE space. He was dead serious.
A fourteen year old kid didn't know how to fill in a crossword.
Are you picturing this?
HOW do you deal with this situation?
Beat them to death, save them from themselves early. It's just like kids think that "respect" is given. They're all a bunch of f**kwads.
Almost everyone born after the 80's is a retard. Accept it.
Lean in real close to him next time, and say "how about I slap your sh*t?"
Is the private institute a center for learning disabilities?
>implying anyone cares about mexican class.
I'd laugh at him and tell him that he's stupid.
You dumbf**k. I don't know where you live but that kid isn't the norm. Almost every kid that age knows how to do a crossword.
You dumbf**k. I don't know where you live but that kid isn't the norm. Almost every kid that age knows how to do a crossword.
Pretty much anyone that can count would be able to do it, not just 14 year olds.
You dumbf**k. I don't know where you live but that kid isn't the norm. Almost every kid that age knows how to do a crossword.
No...that kid is the norm. Oddly I never thought I'd see the inevitable decay of society start while I'm in my 30's.
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I would have just put Comerr because you know rolling r's and stuff like in GRRRREAT
Almost everyone born after the 80's is a retard. Accept it.
Almost every fa**ot who wrote that post has an unrealistic view of the world.
As retarded as today's youth may be, most of them aren't that stupid.
>implying that there weren't morons in the previous generations
Today's youth doesn't even know what a crossword is.
My little brother hardly talks to me because video games and television has rotted his mind. I think when he gets older, he'll learn to appreciate me more (he's 12 years old and I'm 24) but it's just too bad. I try and get him involved in reading, crosswords, soldering, all kinds of positive life skills and he wants to sit in front of the television and rot.
I haven't watched TV in almost 5 years, so I don't know if anything good is on anymore, but overhearing some of the crap he watches on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, I can understand why kids are f**king retarded.
>implying that there weren't morons in the previous generations
Oh we had them. But they were tasked to menial jobs, but in today's society where "everyone is a winrar", being an idiot and getting somewhere is easier then ever!
I would have just put Comerr because you know rolling r's and stuff like in GRRRREAT
Ahahaha. Brilliant.
Today's youth doesn't even know what a crossword is.
My little brother hardly talks to me because video games and television has rotted his mind. I think when he gets older, he'll learn to appreciate me more (he's 12 years old and I'm 24) but it's just too bad. I try and get him involved in reading, crosswords, soldering, all kinds of positive life skills and he wants to sit in front of the television and rot.
I haven't watched TV in almost 5 years, so I don't know if anything good is on anymore, but overhearing some of the crap he watches on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, I can understand why kids are f**king retarded.
>crosswords
>all kinds of positive life skills
Crosswords, they might save your life.
>my generation's form of entertainment is better than your generation's!
OP do you live in the US because while by some f**king miracle the US has come up with some profound scientists and mathematicians, their public school system is sh*t and there is very minimal discipline and the kids turn out to be utter dumbf**ks not able to complete simple everyday tasks
lol @ being a language teacher. how do you feel about the fact that 99% of your students will never speak anywhere close to fluent spanish. the 1% that will probably already know spanish or taught it to themselves, so you're pretty much useless.
Today's youth doesn't even know what a crossword is.
My little brother hardly talks to me because video games and television has rotted his mind. I think when he gets older, he'll learn to appreciate me more (he's 12 years old and I'm 24) but it's just too bad. I try and get him involved in reading, crosswords, soldering, all kinds of positive life skills and he wants to sit in front of the television and rot.
I haven't watched TV in almost 5 years, so I don't know if anything good is on anymore, but overhearing some of the crap he watches on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, I can understand why kids are f**king retarded.
No. You obviously think cartoons sound retarded because you're not a kid anymore, but EVERY KID GOES THROUGH WHAT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS. He will grow out of it. He is just 12 years old for f**k's sake, he isn't soldering anything yet.
Today's youth doesn't even know what a crossword is.
My little brother hardly talks to me because video games and television has rotted his mind. I think when he gets older, he'll learn to appreciate me more (he's 12 years old and I'm 24) but it's just too bad. I try and get him involved in reading, crosswords, soldering, all kinds of positive life skills and he wants to sit in front of the television and rot.
I haven't watched TV in almost 5 years, so I don't know if anything good is on anymore, but overhearing some of the crap he watches on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, I can understand why kids are f**king retarded.
>doesn't even know what a crossword is.
>12
>watches Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network,
Once again, this isn't normal. Most kids aren't like this. Although it's true, they do watch a sh*tload of TV.
>doesn't even know what a crossword is.
>12
>watches Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network,
Once again, this isn't normal. Most kids aren't like this. Although it's true, they do watch a sh*tload of TV.
>12
>watches Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network,
>not normal
Say what?
Kid : (does stupid sh*t)
Me : Class? Class? Can I get your attention? Can I send out one of you to make photocopies? Thanks.
[Five minutes later]
[Hands out the stupid ass kids sheet to everyone]
Me : Class, can you tell me what is wrong with this kids answers? This is a written test, and if you fail, I'm sending you to special education.
>12
>watches Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network,
>not normal
Say what?
6-10 year olds watche those programs. 12 year olds watch Simpsons, Family Guy etc. At least where I live.
Kid : (does stupid sh*t)
Me : Class? Class? Can I get your attention? Can I send out one of you to make photocopies? Thanks.
[Five minutes later]
[Hands out the stupid ass kids sheet to everyone]
Me : Class, can you tell me what is wrong with this kids answers? This is a written test, and if you fail, I'm sending you to special education.
Not allowed to single the f**kers out like they did when I was in school. Now you have to cuddle and coddle them, and make sure you don't hurt their special-flower-feelings.
Kid : (does stupid sh*t)
Me : Class? Class? Can I get your attention? Can I send out one of you to make photocopies? Thanks.
[Five minutes later]
[Hands out the stupid ass kids sheet to everyone]
Me : Class, can you tell me what is wrong with this kids answers? This is a written test, and if you fail, I'm sending you to special education.
You would get fired and sued by the parents.
AMERIKAH
No. You obviously think cartoons sound retarded because you're not a kid anymore, but EVERY KID GOES THROUGH WHAT YOUR LITTLE BROTHER IS. He will grow out of it. He is just 12 years old for f**k's sake, he isn't soldering anything yet.
F**k you. Back in my day we had high-brow comedy like Ren & Stimpy and Beavis & Butthead.
F**k you. Back in my day we had high-brow comedy like Ren & Stimpy and Beavis & Butthead.
You know what Beavis and Butthead gets you? 12 year olds pulling their shirt over and spouting out Cornholio phrases in a funny voice.
OP, it's adults who are supposed to teach today's youth, so it's not what's wrong with them, it's what's wrong with our teachers and parents, or you.
Probably because they blame the kids for being uneducated.
smart parents who care about their kids are homeschooling them. Sure, a lot of it is religious, but ironically, parents who are going out of their way to teach their kids the world is 6000 years old are raising well-rounded, literate, responsible young adults. The new ruling class in the US is going to be immigrants and Christian fundies.
Not allowed to single the f**kers out like they did when I was in school. Now you have to cuddle and coddle them, and make sure you don't hurt their special-flower-feelings.
F**k. There has got to be a way.
Like do a special lesson on how many fingers you have on your hand because apparently someone in class doesn't know how to f**king count.
You need to become friends with the bully of your class and pay him to kick asses.
Today's youth doesn't even know what a crossword is.
My little brother hardly talks to me because video games and television has rotted his mind. I think when he gets older, he'll learn to appreciate me more (he's 12 years old and I'm 24) but it's just too bad. I try and get him involved in reading, crosswords, soldering, all kinds of positive life skills and he wants to sit in front of the television and rot.
I haven't watched TV in almost 5 years, so I don't know if anything good is on anymore, but overhearing some of the crap he watches on Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network, I can understand why kids are f**king retarded.
F**k man my mom never let me watch that unless it was the good old nicktoons doug, hey arnold, hell even early spongebob. She also approved of anime but most of the time made me watch the history channel.
studying to be an elementary school teacher.
my dream someday is to open up my own charter school that isn't all about HUGS AND SHARING and teaches kids sh*t they actually need to know, and hopefully saves them from being retarded/becoming a criminal later in life.
wish me luck bros
smart parents who care about their kids are homeschooling them. Sure, a lot of it is religious, but ironically, parents who are going out of their way to teach their kids the world is 6000 years old are raising well-rounded, literate, responsible young adults. The new ruling class in the US is going to be immigrants and Christian fundies.
>The new ruling class in the US is going to be immigrants and Christian fundies.
God have mercy on us all.
smart parents who care about their kids are homeschooling them. Sure, a lot of it is religious, but ironically, parents who are going out of their way to teach their kids the world is 6000 years old are raising well-rounded, literate, responsible young adults. The new ruling class in the US is going to be immigrants and Christian fundies.
yah, smart parents who both dont have to work to support a decent lifestyle...............
smart parents who care about their kids are homeschooling them. Sure, a lot of it is religious, but ironically, parents who are going out of their way to teach their kids the world is 6000 years old are raising well-rounded, literate, responsible young adults. The new ruling class in the US is going to be immigrants and Christian fundies.
smart parents who care about their kids are homeschooling them. Sure, a lot of it is religious, but ironically, parents who are going out of their way to teach their kids the world is 6000 years old are raising well-rounded, literate, responsible young adults. The new ruling class in the US is going to be immigrants and Christian fundies.
Like always? I see nothing new here
I would have laughed.
I mean, really. That's just too stupid not to laugh at.
"It won't fit" hurr
that's what you get for being a teacher, ass.
If I were ever to become a teacher it wouldn't be at anything less than a community college. Up until college level it's nothing but little sh*ts who don't want to be in any of their classes.
I was teaching last year and a kid asked me the answer to a question on his test, I marked his answer of "False" wrong beforehand.
>KIDS THESE DAYS
no
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