Monday, September 6, 2010

This is why men go gay

I hate how women are f**king hard to get. I've had girlfriends in the past but im single now and jesus christ going out is a pain.

I cant stop thinking how awesome would be to have a girl come over and you'd feel her soft thighs or perfect ass and then you'd kiss her and f**k her till your dick bleeds

but its not that easy god damn it it's a constant pain having to jump through hoops to impress and convince and play the nice and charming guy and listen to alot of crap

jesus i dont know what else to say other than women, you need to start givin up the pu**y




you have a very convincing argument. tell you what, we'll start giving it up just for you.

you have a very convincing argument. tell you what, we'll start giving it up just for you.

i thought so. thanks. also stop having gorgeous long hair and tight jeans to show perfect body shapes

my head is still pumping in pain

This, and an un-natural love of sticking your willy in poo, is why men go gay.

call an escort if you want on-call sex.
girlfriends take effort.

Who's that girl?

The girls are not hard to get. They maybe are for you, especially ones you want to get, but girls in general are not.

The girls are not hard to get. They maybe are for you, especially ones you want to get, but girls in general are not.

how would you go about getting a girl. on the street, in the mall, on the bus, at college etc?

What's in it for us, broseph?

Every animal on the planet has this problem, except they actually try and they don even get it.
just shut up

The girls are not hard to get. They maybe are for you, especially ones you want to get, but girls in general are not.

this. you must have some unrealistic high standarts. girls are easy to get if your not a sweaty fat neckbeard.

GIRLSBAWWWWWWWWWWWW
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>women are f**king hard to get
>you need to start givin up the pu**y
>female here...
>SLUUUUUUTS. BITCHES AND WH**RES.
Welcome to anonymous...

If you were really desirable, the girls would come to you.

Be homosexual. We're a lot easier to get, you could have a different guy every night of the week, and have a boyfriend on the side who doesn't mind... (maybe even joins in?)

If you were really desirable, the girls would come to you.

i've been pretty fortunate in the past and most girls ive been with have initiated contact in one way or another but right now im on a bit of a dry spell and seeing gorgeous women all day long does my head in.


how would you go about getting a girl. on the street, in the mall, on the bus, at college etc?

By talking to her?
I mean really, all you have to do is talk and act normal, some will like you, most wont, but that's normal. You don't get them only if you don't try to get them, and if you act too aggressive or too shy (unless you are too hot to be able to get away with it).
I mean there is no formula, there is no perfect advice. It's trial and error. It's about not being afraid to approach and talk with them. If she can see that you are comfortable around her and confident, you will have much better chances.
Pro tip: Most girls like to f**k more then you do.

Be homosexual. We're a lot easier to get, you could have a different guy every night of the week, and have a boyfriend on the side who doesn't mind... (maybe even joins in?)

>Be homosexual
Unless you somehow manage to grow a vagina and some tits and not look like me (a man), there's a fat chance of that happening. Despite hating all the sh*t women put us through I just love feeling their soft skin, tender breasts and moist vaginas. A dude could never provide that.

>f**king hard to get
>play the nice and charming guy
>listen to alot of crap
I think we've found your problem.

Be homosexual. We're a lot easier to get, you could have a different guy every night of the week, and have a boyfriend on the side who doesn't mind... (maybe even joins in?)

Don't be f**king ridiculous.
We're not all sick, you know.

You're a fa**ot OP, plain and simple.
Me: Out working at a local cafe/coffeeshop/bar on my laptop. Work work work. Can't shake the memory of, as I am walking in, a beautiful girl sitting on a lower deck.. when I sit, she is about six feet away, and she sounds incredibly smart, too!
I glance over from time to time, but aside from the initial eyes meeting, no connection. Hm. Oh well.
As she walks out with her friend, I lower my laptop and compliment her scarf. She and I strike up a conversation.
A week later, we are dating. (and she. is. awesome, and thinks I am awesome too!)
Quit being a f**king lazy piece of sh*t.

Some of us don't interact with people, for many reasons, that we eventually forget what things to say to people. It seems intuitive to social people, but even they avoid us.

The reason women have it hardwired into their brain to be "hard to get" is so men like you don't impregnate them and leave them and the baby to die. Are you f**king kidding me?

You're a fa**ot OP, plain and simple.
Me: Out working at a local cafe/coffeeshop/bar on my laptop. Work work work. Can't shake the memory of, as I am walking in, a beautiful girl sitting on a lower deck.. when I sit, she is about six feet away, and she sounds incredibly smart, too!
I glance over from time to time, but aside from the initial eyes meeting, no connection. Hm. Oh well.
As she walks out with her friend, I lower my laptop and compliment her scarf. She and I strike up a conversation.
A week later, we are dating. (and she. is. awesome, and thinks I am awesome too!)
Quit being a f**king lazy piece of sh*t.

how did you go from scarf to conversation?


Don't be f**king ridiculous.
We're not all sick, you know.

Jealous much?
If women were like this it'd be awesome. Oh wait they are, and they are called sluts!


how did you go from scarf to conversation?

I complimented her scarf, she smiled and thanked me. I mentioned I noticed her when I walked in, and that she sounded very smart as I was working. I asked about her two small forearm tattoos, (very beautiful symbols, turned out to be Hebrew) she explained that they were from when she was younger and more religious. I said I knew she had to go, but that it'd be nice to get lunch sometime and have a conversation. I pulled out a pen to snag her number, my phone was dead. She said she'd be right back. Had to say bye to her friends. Then she did come back, and we talked. Then I got her number. A week later, we went out on a walk to a park, and we made out for an hour+ after a beautiful day laying in bluebonnets.

>OP whines about self-fa**otry
>jesus i dont know what else to say other than women, you need to start givin up the pu**y
>OP becomes god

You're a fa**ot OP, plain and simple.
Me: Out working at a local cafe/coffeeshop/bar on my laptop. Work work work. Can't shake the memory of, as I am walking in, a beautiful girl sitting on a lower deck.. when I sit, she is about six feet away, and she sounds incredibly smart, too!
I glance over from time to time, but aside from the initial eyes meeting, no connection. Hm. Oh well.
As she walks out with her friend, I lower my laptop and compliment her scarf. She and I strike up a conversation.
A week later, we are dating. (and she. is. awesome, and thinks I am awesome too!)
Quit being a f**king lazy piece of sh*t.

What were you working with on your laptop?
Do you often go out to cafes for working?

me: hey whatsup
her: not much
me: .... pretty kewl place eh?
her: yea....
me: .....
me: hey can i ask you a question?
her: emm sure
me: whats the difference between you and that girl over there?
her: em.... idk she has different haircolor?
me: no, you actually have a shot with me tonight
her: haha
me: whats so funny? you saying you wouldn't hit it?
her: we'll see later, lets sit down and talk some first
BAM THAT EASY


What were you working with on your laptop?
Do you often go out to cafes for working?

Nonprofit work. I do go to cafe's often enough to be there for cool shows, or see a few regulars. I am not myself a regular at any locale.

me: hey whatsup
her: not much
me: .... pretty kewl place eh?
her: yea....
me: .....
me: hey can i ask you a question?
her: emm sure
me: whats the difference between you and that girl over there?
her: em.... idk she has different haircolor?
me: no, you actually have a shot with me tonight
her: haha
me: whats so funny? you saying you wouldn't hit it?
her: we'll see later, lets sit down and talk some first
BAM THAT EASY

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WHAT THE F**K DO I SAY WHEN I APPROACH A WOMAN.
RAGEAJDAWBDPAWD

WHAT THE F**K DO I SAY WHEN I APPROACH A WOMAN.
RAGEAJDAWBDPAWD

Hi I just noticed you from over there and you looked so cute I had to come meet you or I would be kicking myself for the rest of the day.
*bla bla bla*
Look I'm in a bit of a hurry but you seem like a really nice girl *hand over phone* (if she doesnt get it, say that you're going to need her number)
I've got about 50% success rate with this (success = phone #).


Hi I just noticed you from over there and you looked so cute I had to come meet you or I would be kicking myself for the rest of the day.
*bla bla bla*
Look I'm in a bit of a hurry but you seem like a really nice girl *hand over phone* (if she doesnt get it, say that you're going to need her number)
I've got about 50% success rate with this (success = phone #).

not bad, tho i think the number sh*t is not so effective. you gonna call her? hey im that guy that said one thing to you and handed you the phone, wanna grab lunch? errr who dis?! :P

Every animal on the planet has this problem, except they actually try and they don even get it.
just shut up

frogs and fish don't. they just spray it in the community pool


not bad, tho i think the number sh*t is not so effective. you gonna call her? hey im that guy that said one thing to you and handed you the phone, wanna grab lunch? errr who dis?! :P

Yeah, to make her recognize you, you need to create some inside joke or such in the conversation. About something funny that shes wearing or something, anything.
You then use that when you text her for the first time.
Also, this stuff doesnt happen to girls a hundred times a day so they will remember your name pretty well too oftentimes.


Hi I just noticed you from over there and you looked so cute I had to come meet you or I would be kicking myself for the rest of the day.
*bla bla bla*
Look I'm in a bit of a hurry but you seem like a really nice girl *hand over phone* (if she doesnt get it, say that you're going to need her number)
I've got about 50% success rate with this (success = phone #).

Trust me, it's not the best to start by saying a girl looks cute beautiful etc. Go with interesting, fascinating, you know... vague things that can mean a lot, both aestheically and intellectually.
This way you don't come off as a creep and the conversation can branch somewhere interesting.


Trust me, it's not the best to start by saying a girl looks cute beautiful etc. Go with interesting, fascinating, you know... vague things that can mean a lot, both aestheically and intellectually.
This way you don't come off as a creep and the conversation can branch somewhere interesting.

No, cute is OK, beautiful sounds bad, it sounds needy and is just too much to say to somebody you just met.
Cute though, it's good. Every girl likes being cute.


I complimented her scarf, she smiled and thanked me. I mentioned I noticed her when I walked in, and that she sounded very smart as I was working. I asked about her two small forearm tattoos, (very beautiful symbols, turned out to be Hebrew) she explained that they were from when she was younger and more religious. I said I knew she had to go, but that it'd be nice to get lunch sometime and have a conversation. I pulled out a pen to snag her number, my phone was dead. She said she'd be right back. Had to say bye to her friends. Then she did come back, and we talked. Then I got her number. A week later, we went out on a walk to a park, and we made out for an hour+ after a beautiful day laying in bluebonnets.

for the unsuccessful, work in steps. First, get comfortable with complimenting people out loud, to their face. It'll be weird at first but you'll get used to it. Then, work on environmental chitchat, talking about something around you, like a squirrel or what she's drinking, or something. Then work on confidently getting her contact info, like Facebook or her #.


No, cute is OK, beautiful sounds bad, it sounds needy and is just too much to say to somebody you just met.
Cute though, it's good. Every girl likes being cute.

some girls don't like cute because it makes them feel immature when they're a grown woman, dammit. Interesting is a good all-types word. Everyone wants to be interesting.


for the unsuccessful, work in steps. First, get comfortable with complimenting people out loud, to their face. It'll be weird at first but you'll get used to it. Then, work on environmental chitchat, talking about something around you, like a squirrel or what she's drinking, or something. Then work on confidently getting her contact info, like Facebook or her #.

Yeah and like... just like with anything in life, you won't be pro the first time you do it. For example, the first time you got behind the wheel driving for your license did you feel confident? F**k no, at least I didnt, I was scared sh*tless.
Nowadays though... driving is like second nature, I can hop into a car, blaze the stereo and theres no stress in the situation what so ever.
So after you fail your first, second, tenth time, don't come around anonymous and start a whine thread about girls being wh**res.


some girls don't like cute because it makes them feel immature when they're a grown woman, dammit. Interesting is a good all-types word. Everyone wants to be interesting.

Nah bro, every. girl. wants. to. be. cute, end of story.
(well apart from some feminazi).
You cant go wrong with "cute". And we are probably talking about cute, young girls here anyway.


some girls don't like cute because it makes them feel immature when they're a grown woman, dammit. Interesting is a good all-types word. Everyone wants to be interesting.

My girl for instance hates being called cute. For her it means a small girl, unable to take care of herself. Cute=helpless...


My girl for instance hates being called cute. For her it means a small girl, unable to take care of herself. Cute=helpless...

What the f**k man. I guess I'm wrong about that then, but I've never personally came across a girl who didn't want to be cute.


What the f**k man. I guess I'm wrong about that then, but I've never personally came across a girl who didn't want to be cute.

I suppose you can scope her out to see if you should use cute or not. If she's dressed purposely cute, like something fancy or colorful, then cute will probably work. Dressed for work or business, probably not.

me: hey whatsup
her: not much
me: .... pretty kewl place eh?
her: yea....
me: .....
me: hey can i ask you a question?
her: emm sure
me: whats the difference between you and that girl over there?
her: em.... idk she has different haircolor?
me: no, you actually have a shot with me tonight
her: haha
me: whats so funny? you saying you wouldn't hit it?
her: we'll see later, lets sit down and talk some first
BAM THAT EASY

This pua sh*t only works on dumb girls with low self esteem.


Nah bro, every. girl. wants. to. be. cute, end of story.
(well apart from some feminazi).
You cant go wrong with "cute". And we are probably talking about cute, young girls here anyway.

No, every girl wants to be hot. Sexy. Desirable. First anon was correct: oftentimes, cute girls are told they are cute so often that it makes them feel as if men view them as children, ie cute to look at but not f**kable.


This pua sh*t only works on dumb girls with low self esteem.

>>This pua sh*t only works on dumb girls with low self esteem.
in a sh*tty animu porn made especially for ronery virgins to feel less lonely, I know.


No, every girl wants to be hot. Sexy. Desirable. First anon was correct: oftentimes, cute girls are told they are cute so often that it makes them feel as if men view them as children, ie cute to look at but not f**kable.

Sure, but we're talking about adjectives you can actually tell them without being considered a creep...
"Hey baby you look desirable" might not work.


No, every girl wants to be hot. Sexy. Desirable. First anon was correct: oftentimes, cute girls are told they are cute so often that it makes them feel as if men view them as children, ie cute to look at but not f**kable.

They want to be these things, but how would you feel if you knew you looked like sh*t yet some random bitch starts telling you how handsome you are? Telling a girl she's hot right after she wakes up and has gunk all up in her eyes and her hair is folded on one side at a 90 degree angle and her breath smells horrible is also a bad idea.


They want to be these things, but how would you feel if you knew you looked like sh*t yet some random bitch starts telling you how handsome you are? Telling a girl she's hot right after she wakes up and has gunk all up in her eyes and her hair is folded on one side at a 90 degree angle and her breath smells horrible is also a bad idea.


Sure, but we're talking about adjectives you can actually tell them without being considered a creep...
"Hey baby you look desirable" might not work.

I'm going to be honest here and admit that I didn't read the thread at all, ( hurr durr yes I'm a dumbass ) but it's still good advice. I'd recommend not commenting on a girl's looks at all, really, and instead telling her that she seems intelligent, knowledgeable, funny, etc. Compliment something other than her physical features. Also, don't compliment her too often. Dumping praise on girls only makes you seem weird.



I'm going to be honest here and admit that I didn't read the thread at all, ( hurr durr yes I'm a dumbass ) but it's still good advice. I'd recommend not commenting on a girl's looks at all, really, and instead telling her that she seems intelligent, knowledgeable, funny, etc. Compliment something other than her physical features. Also, don't compliment her too often. Dumping praise on girls only makes you seem weird.

>don't compliment her too often
We're talking about opening a girl here (
WHAT THE F**K DO I SAY WHEN I APPROACH A WOMAN.
RAGEAJDAWBDPAWD
).
>I'd recommend not commenting on a girl's looks at all
Not much else you can compliment a person you don't know, right?
You just saw her in the street. It's going to be about looks. Best thing to do, either compliment on something universal (cute, intresting) or then think of something specific you can compliment her on that not all men think about. You can practice this by just walking somewhere and thinking about something original to compliment on every girl that crosses your path.


>>This pua sh*t only works on dumb girls with low self esteem.
in a sh*tty animu porn made especially for ronery virgins to feel less lonely, I know.


This pua sh*t only works on dumb girls with low self esteem.

> This pua sh*t
You guys are the first to refer to PUA and no one else in the whole thread has suggested anything remotely like PUA, yet you still bring it up.

If you try and get girls like the one in the pic maybe. Go for normal girls, you probably don't look like a model either.


> This pua sh*t
You guys are the first to refer to PUA and no one else in the whole thread has suggested anything remotely like PUA, yet you still bring it up.

What the f**k is wrong with "PUA sh*t" anyway!
Like, if the only PUA book you've read is Neil Strauss' The Game, sh*t dude, that book was written nearly 10 years ago, sh*t has evolved since!


>don't compliment her too often
We're talking about opening a girl here ().
>I'd recommend not commenting on a girl's looks at all
Not much else you can compliment a person you don't know, right?
You just saw her in the street. It's going to be about looks. Best thing to do, either compliment on something universal (cute, intresting) or then think of something specific you can compliment her on that not all men think about. You can practice this by just walking somewhere and thinking about something original to compliment on every girl that crosses your path.

Why don't you try saying hello? Why do you need to compliment her the minute you see her? Just talk to her like a normal person, goddamn. Then, once you've started speaking to her, learned her interests and so on, apply what I've said previously.


Why don't you try saying hello? Why do you need to compliment her the minute you see her? Just talk to her like a normal person, goddamn. Then, once you've started speaking to her, learned her interests and so on, apply what I've said previously.

Well what we're talking about here is opening and specifically about opening with a compliment.
We're not talking about general compliments, but opening compliments.
Read

Hi I just noticed you from over there and you looked so cute I had to come meet you or I would be kicking myself for the rest of the day.
*bla bla bla*
Look I'm in a bit of a hurry but you seem like a really nice girl *hand over phone* (if she doesnt get it, say that you're going to need her number)
I've got about 50% success rate with this (success = phone #).


What the f**k is wrong with "PUA sh*t" anyway!
Like, if the only PUA book you've read is Neil Strauss' The Game, sh*t dude, that book was written nearly 10 years ago, sh*t has evolved since!

> sh*t has evolved since!
I love when idiots say this dumb sh*t. It shows they're even less informed than the guys that read the game and think they're PUA.
Modern PUA is partially based on the biography and personality of european libertines from the 1700s and 1800s, such as cassanova and kirkegaard. This sh*t isn't like software, it doesn't out date.


> sh*t has evolved since!
I love when idiots say this dumb sh*t. It shows they're even less informed than the guys that read the game and think they're PUA.
Modern PUA is partially based on the biography and personality of european libertines from the 1700s and 1800s, such as cassanova and kirkegaard. This sh*t isn't like software, it doesn't out date.

So are you saying that the latest PUA books advocate wearing fuzzy hats and opening the whole club with opinion openers?


Why don't you try saying hello? Why do you need to compliment her the minute you see her? Just talk to her like a normal person, goddamn. Then, once you've started speaking to her, learned her interests and so on, apply what I've said previously.

>Why don't you try saying hello? Why do you need to compliment her the minute you see her? Just talk to her like a normal person
far too strange and radical for anonymous

Oh, no. Pic not related at all. Nope. Totally unrelated. Keep trying hard, you guys!


>Why don't you try saying hello? Why do you need to compliment her the minute you see her? Just talk to her like a normal person
far too strange and radical for anonymous

Act like your average fellow, expect the results your average fellow is having.
Not saying there's anything wrong with that, you can get all the pu**y you need with that.


> sh*t has evolved since!
I love when idiots say this dumb sh*t. It shows they're even less informed than the guys that read the game and think they're PUA.
Modern PUA is partially based on the biography and personality of european libertines from the 1700s and 1800s, such as cassanova and kirkegaard. This sh*t isn't like software, it doesn't out date.

Kierkegaard? What? He was totally luckless in love.


>Why don't you try saying hello? Why do you need to compliment her the minute you see her? Just talk to her like a normal person
far too strange and radical for anonymous

Well start with "Hi, nice scarf" because if you end with "Hi," they'll be utterly confused as to why you greeted them. Have you met before? Is there bird poo in her hair? ?????

Of course they play hard to get. Because they can. In our hypersexualized society nothing is valued higher than a young womans body. So naturally they start believing their meat and bones is worth a hundred times more than our meat and bones. But just chill man. Time solves everything. As much as our society values young woman, as soon as their youth fades noone gives a sh*t about them anymore. They can enjoy their cats then.


Act like your average fellow, expect the results your average fellow is having.
Not saying there's anything wrong with that, you can get all the pu**y you need with that.

If this hypothetic girl is attractive, then she's used to guys complimenting her on her looks as a way to open conversation. That is what every guy does. You are not acting in a clever and unique way by telling her how adorable she is. Just say hi.

>I cant stop thinking how awesome would be to have a girl come over and you'd feel her soft thighs or perfect ass and then you'd kiss her and f**k her till your dick bleeds
This is why you can't get women. You don't give a sh*t who they are, you just want body parts. You want a glorified realdoll.
As it turns out, women are people and if you don't treat them like that and understand their needs they are not going to give you the time of day.
The only way you can get what you want is to give them something they want in return. Since "emotional closeness and compatibility" is beyond you I'd suggest a lot of money.


If this hypothetic girl is attractive, then she's used to guys complimenting her on her looks as a way to open conversation. That is what every guy does. You are not acting in a clever and unique way by telling her how adorable she is. Just say hi.

Actually... no. Girls do not get complimented by SOBER guys in the daytime. You only see that in the movies.
They do get complimented generously by drunken guys after a night out, sure, but it's a whole different thing.


If this hypothetic girl is attractive, then she's used to guys complimenting her on her looks as a way to open conversation. That is what every guy does. You are not acting in a clever and unique way by telling her how adorable she is. Just say hi.

>>If this hypothetic girl is attractive, then she's used to guys ##saying hi# as a way to open conversation. That is what every guy does. You are not acting in a clever and unique way by telling her how adorable she is. Just trip her and help her up.

This, and an un-natural love of sticking your willy in poo, is why men go gay.

>implying people choose to be gay.


So are you saying that the latest PUA books advocate wearing fuzzy hats and opening the whole club with opinion openers?

> advocate wearing fuzzy hats and
I don't think I've ever seen anyone advocate fuzzy hats, this is just Erik Markovik's thing.
> opening the whole club with opinion openers?
Doesn't this make sense? People like to talk about themselves, specifically their opinions. Everyone thinks they speak god's own words. Ask someone's opinion on something and you'll NEVER see them shut up.
You can say anything you like about PUA, but at the end of the day it's just logical observances about people, mixed in with a bit of documented experience. The reason PUA is hated is specifically because it works.


Actually... no. Girls do not get complimented by SOBER guys in the daytime. You only see that in the movies.
They do get complimented generously by drunken guys after a night out, sure, but it's a whole different thing.

Yes they do. I hang out with tons of girls on my college campus and they are always relating stories to each other about this or that guy that told them how nice their hair was that day.


Actually... no. Girls do not get complimented by SOBER guys in the daytime. You only see that in the movies.
They do get complimented generously by drunken guys after a night out, sure, but it's a whole different thing.

It depends how and when you compliment. Different ways have different effects.


> advocate wearing fuzzy hats and
I don't think I've ever seen anyone advocate fuzzy hats, this is just Erik Markovik's thing.
> opening the whole club with opinion openers?
Doesn't this make sense? People like to talk about themselves, specifically their opinions. Everyone thinks they speak god's own words. Ask someone's opinion on something and you'll NEVER see them shut up.
You can say anything you like about PUA, but at the end of the day it's just logical observances about people, mixed in with a bit of documented experience. The reason PUA is hated is specifically because it works.

Oh, mate I think you missed my original point.
I meant that PUA stuff has evolved since and it's dumb to think that fuzzy hats and opinion openers is all there is to it. I guess you thought I meant that social dynamics have evolved, which they havent.
>You can say anything you like about PUA, but at the end of the day it's just logical observances about people, mixed in with a bit of documented experience.
I'm totally with you on this.

Time for a reality check bro.
You're a loser.
Its ok, it happens all the time. This can be corrected.
First thing you need to do is reality check yourself in the mirror. You are not hot. Humans have a tendency to assume they are awesome and good looking enough that chicks or whoever should want to be with you.
They don't. You need to present yourself well enough to make them want you. Chicks are exactly the same as guys. You see a chick with a nice body walk by, you want her. Chicks are the same way.. when I started working out and actively improving my physical appearance, I saw such a huge increase in the amount of women eye f**king me it was ridiculous. Before talking to chicks was a hit or miss challenge... now they literally hit on me. Its instinctual, they can't help it.
Second reality check: chicks don't want nice, friendly guys. They want arrogant, alpha male a**holes. They SAY they want nice guys, etc etc. Its bullsh*t. Chicks on a basic instinctual level want to be dominated, they want you to get aggressive and a**holeish when other guys come around, etc. They might even tell you to your face that they don't want you to be like that... don't listen. Chicks don't know what they want. They need you to come along and impose your greatness on them. How else will they ever know how cool you are, if you don't walk up and tell them to their face?
That's basically it man. once you make yourself into the above person you'll get all the women you want. Don't listen to that be yourself, everyone should love you for you bull sh*t. Its a fairy tale. If chicks aren't actively trying to get with you, its cause you aren't good enough. Rather than focusing on how to trick them into liking you, improve yourself, untill you become someone they do like.

This thread is giving dating advice
> anonymous
> Women
> Advice
*Forgets everything I read and leaves*

This thread is giving dating advice
> anonymous
> Women
> Advice
*Forgets everything I read and leaves*

That's right! Make up more excuses for not bettering your dating life. It will fix itself one day, I'm sure!


>implying people choose to be gay.

> Implying people are born gay
Funny guy


> Implying people are born gay
Funny guy

> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080617151845.htm
Whether people are born gay or not is irrelevant, there's definitely a hormonal/physical element to it.


> http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/06/080617151845.htm
Whether people are born gay or not is irrelevant, there's definitely a hormonal/physical element to it.

Mutants?
quiteinteresting


Mutants?
quiteinteresting

No, just some natural psychological androgyny. This sh*t has been happening for thousands of years. It's not unnatural, so not a mutation.

ITT:
BAAWWW WOMEN
PUA and large fuzzy hats
homosecksualz are ghey!
All in one thread. I'm proud, gentlemen.


No, every girl wants to be hot. Sexy. Desirable. First anon was correct: oftentimes, cute girls are told they are cute so often that it makes them feel as if men view them as children, ie cute to look at but not f**kable.

Western women mostly want to be sexy. Asia's more into cute than hot. That's why you get retarded stuff like boring 45-year-old housewives talking in a high register with the mannerisms of a 12-year-old.

Outside of op (and myself of course) most of you are useless fa**ots/c**ts.
Women aren't "easy" to get, if you think otherwise then congrats dipsh*t, you bagged a slut who's temporarily settling for you.
GG c**ksuckers.

Im not hard to get, but only unacceptable guys want me

Women aren't hard to get - you're just not worth having.

TIPS!
-Wash and use nice deodorant
-Keep cleanly shaved or have decent facial hair. No neck beards!
-Brush your teeth and have nice breath
-Don't smoke around non-smokers. Same with drugs.
-Be successful
-Have sh*t loads of money
-Be genuinely good looking with a good sized dick and know how to give a woman an orgasm
THEN! You're sorted

TIPS!
-Wash and use nice deodorant
-Keep cleanly shaved or have decent facial hair. No neck beards!
-Brush your teeth and have nice breath
-Don't smoke around non-smokers. Same with drugs.
-Be successful
-Have sh*t loads of money
-Be genuinely good looking with a good sized dick and know how to give a woman an orgasm
THEN! You're sorted

Yeah wow man this, work yourself to the bone 10+ hours a day for a little money so you can get your dick wet a couple times. No. How about just f**king do what makes you happy, live confidently and eventually a nice bitch will come by, admire your do not give a f**k attitude, maybe share your interests... and get this... you can put your dick in her WHILE having a great life and not having to play dumb ass games. F**king phaggots empower women and their axe wounds so bad, no wonder this world is full of beta and no wonder the women are running it.

Women aren't hard to get - you're just not worth having.

Im not hard to get, but only unacceptable guys want me


OMG WE'RE SO WITTY ON THE INTERNET.

Time for a reality check bro.
You're a loser.
Its ok, it happens all the time. This can be corrected.
First thing you need to do is reality check yourself in the mirror. You are not hot. Humans have a tendency to assume they are awesome and good looking enough that chicks or whoever should want to be with you.
They don't. You need to present yourself well enough to make them want you. Chicks are exactly the same as guys. You see a chick with a nice body walk by, you want her. Chicks are the same way.. when I started working out and actively improving my physical appearance, I saw such a huge increase in the amount of women eye f**king me it was ridiculous. Before talking to chicks was a hit or miss challenge... now they literally hit on me. Its instinctual, they can't help it.
Second reality check: chicks don't want nice, friendly guys. They want arrogant, alpha male a**holes. They SAY they want nice guys, etc etc. Its bullsh*t. Chicks on a basic instinctual level want to be dominated, they want you to get aggressive and a**holeish when other guys come around, etc. They might even tell you to your face that they don't want you to be like that... don't listen. Chicks don't know what they want. They need you to come along and impose your greatness on them. How else will they ever know how cool you are, if you don't walk up and tell them to their face?
That's basically it man. once you make yourself into the above person you'll get all the women you want. Don't listen to that be yourself, everyone should love you for you bull sh*t. Its a fairy tale. If chicks aren't actively trying to get with you, its cause you aren't good enough. Rather than focusing on how to trick them into liking you, improve yourself, untill you become someone they do like.

No they don't want nice guys or a**holes.
They want both.
During their cycle they want the dominant male for strong offspring, and at other times they want the nice "daddy" material who is kind and caring.

So...neither side will win.
yay hormones.
So you could beat her up, then bake her a cake?


No they don't want nice guys or a**holes.
They want both.
During their cycle they want the dominant male for strong offspring, and at other times they want the nice "daddy" material who is kind and caring.

So...neither side will win.
yay hormones.
So you could beat her up, then bake her a cake?

So be both you whiny f**k


Yeah wow man this, work yourself to the bone 10+ hours a day for a little money so you can get your dick wet a couple times. No. How about just f**king do what makes you happy, live confidently and eventually a nice bitch will come by, admire your do not give a f**k attitude, maybe share your interests... and get this... you can put your dick in her WHILE having a great life and not having to play dumb ass games. F**king phaggots empower women and their axe wounds so bad, no wonder this world is full of beta and no wonder the women are running it.

The fact that you think making a lot of money requires busting your ass for 10+ hours a day at some job tells me that you've already failed at life and won't ever be successful.
Also, if you think offering financial security is not important to women, you're living in a dream world.


So be both you whiny f**k

i'm not baking a damn cake...f**k that.


The fact that you think making a lot of money requires busting your ass for 10+ hours a day at some job tells me that you've already failed at life and won't ever be successful.
Also, if you think offering financial security is not important to women, you're living in a dream world.

not just women.
But people in general enjoy financial security.
You know...not being homeless and all.


No they don't want nice guys or a**holes.
They want both.
During their cycle they want the dominant male for strong offspring, and at other times they want the nice "daddy" material who is kind and caring.

So...neither side will win.
yay hormones.
So you could beat her up, then bake her a cake?

Considering over the course of one week I bought machine tools, read a series of sappy romantic comedy stories targeted towards women, applied for a handgun permit, and baked two cakes, I'm willing to give it a try.

>play the nice and charming guy and listen to alot of crap
Playing the nice and charming guy is a one-way ticket to the friendzone.

Has there ever been a time in which women were enslaved/controlled?
Throughout history, the pages are lined with male/male conflict stemming from nothing but not getting laid enough, and the aggravation that stems from it.
I say we point our weapons/energy at the source of a centuries worth of frusturation.


So be both you whiny f**k

F**king goddamn this.
Do you guys seriously think that there's some concrete separate between these stupid categories some fa**ot thought up?
Women want a powerful man, plain and simple. And power means being capable of, and realizing, control over one's self (physically, emotionally and intellectually), to some degree over others, including her, and to some degree over the future in general. Women instinctively know what a powerful man looks and acts like: a**holes and nice guys both have their strengths, but that girls are pressed to choose one over the other, or both at different times, is a handicap to everyone. Both "types" need to f**king man up.

God damnit, my life would be so much better if I were gay.
I would have done better in school, not spent my money on stupid sh*t to try to impress girls, and whenever I wanted to get laid it'd be as simple as stopping in at the public toilets.
But I can't even get hard to traps, let alone a full blown man. FML.

>play the nice and charming guy and listen to alot of crap
Playing the nice and charming guy is a one-way ticket to the friendzone.

Only if you're a fa**ot. It works great for the rest of us.


The fact that you think making a lot of money requires busting your ass for 10+ hours a day at some job tells me that you've already failed at life and won't ever be successful.
Also, if you think offering financial security is not important to women, you're living in a dream world.

No dickweed, but you're telling this guy to become that overnight, and YES BECOMING successful takes work, unless your phaggot ass defines successful as making 30k a year as the manager of Burger King, in which case that will also be 10+ hours a day anyway. Of course you need financial security, but you should get it through your own means which you are actually passionate about or you will live life miserably and die alone because a bitch don't just want a wealthy guy. Enjoy being a 10k a day CEO 15 year old though a**hole. But alas, if your life revolves around gaining a mass of money simply to provide security to a girl that may or may not want you simply for the money, then great success. Bottom line, your post reeked of shallow bullsh*t "make money, practice hygeine" you're a f**king square.

I hate how women are f**king hard to get. I've had girlfriends in the past but im single now and jesus christ going out is a pain.

I cant stop thinking how awesome would be to have a girl come over and you'd feel her soft thighs or perfect ass and then you'd kiss her and f**k her till your dick bleeds

but its not that easy god damn it it's a constant pain having to jump through hoops to impress and convince and play the nice and charming guy and listen to alot of crap

jesus i dont know what else to say other than women, you need to start givin up the pu**y

Your girlfriend is ugly, huh? :(


No dickweed, but you're telling this guy to become that overnight, and YES BECOMING successful takes work, unless your phaggot ass defines successful as making 30k a year as the manager of Burger King, in which case that will also be 10+ hours a day anyway. Of course you need financial security, but you should get it through your own means which you are actually passionate about or you will live life miserably and die alone because a bitch don't just want a wealthy guy. Enjoy being a 10k a day CEO 15 year old though a**hole. But alas, if your life revolves around gaining a mass of money simply to provide security to a girl that may or may not want you simply for the money, then great success. Bottom line, your post reeked of shallow bullsh*t "make money, practice hygeine" you're a f**king square.

I'd like to add that both making money as well as practicing hygiene might improve your life big time.

Women are hard to get?
Be moderately attractive, moderately outgoing and a tad bit overconfident and you'll be balls deep in pu**y within two weeks.


No dickweed, but you're telling this guy to become that overnight, and YES BECOMING successful takes work, unless your phaggot ass defines successful as making 30k a year as the manager of Burger King, in which case that will also be 10+ hours a day anyway. Of course you need financial security, but you should get it through your own means which you are actually passionate about or you will live life miserably and die alone because a bitch don't just want a wealthy guy. Enjoy being a 10k a day CEO 15 year old though a**hole. But alas, if your life revolves around gaining a mass of money simply to provide security to a girl that may or may not want you simply for the money, then great success. Bottom line, your post reeked of shallow bullsh*t "make money, practice hygeine" you're a f**king square.

>you need financial security, but you should get it through your own means which you are actually passionate about
Couldn't be more correct, sir.
Women love men who have a goal in life, men who got ambitions. If you work a dead-end job at the McD's it's bound to be unattractive in the woman's eyes. You would most likely think exactly the same of a girl who worked at McD's!
Being an attractive male is combinations of multiple things and having an ambition is definitely one of them and even quite high in the list.


I'd like to add that both making money as well as practicing hygiene might improve your life big time.

Will improve your life, but won't fill the voids that many people who only desire to impress women might have. Think about it, if all your motivation is on getting a woman, what happens when you get her? Sh*t, if they have to use a woman as motivation to practice hygeine, I'm scared as f**k for her when he gets comfortable and slouches back into bad habits.

I hate how women are f**king hard to get. I've had girlfriends in the past but im single now and jesus christ going out is a pain.

I cant stop thinking how awesome would be to have a girl come over and you'd feel her soft thighs or perfect ass and then you'd kiss her and f**k her till your dick bleeds

but its not that easy god damn it it's a constant pain having to jump through hoops to impress and convince and play the nice and charming guy and listen to alot of crap

jesus i dont know what else to say other than women, you need to start givin up the pu**y

No, you sound ugly.

Women aren't worth the hassle of thought, as they will only want you when you could do without. Not being interested in them is a challenge, like you snubbed their entire life and they have to prove their worth somehow, which is when they are receptive to advances. But you can only get there by ignoring the crotch bleeding emotional werewolves.

Women aren't worth the hassle of thought, as they will only want you when you could do without. Not being interested in them is a challenge, like you snubbed their entire life and they have to prove their worth somehow, which is when they are receptive to advances. But you can only get there by ignoring the crotch bleeding emotional werewolves.

You've got it half right, but think about it. Every chick that owns a vagina, even the whales, will get hit on by myriads of guys over any given amount of time. Of course you have to play a little game of fishing to make them want to get to know you more, otherwise you're just another random guy telling them sh*t their previously inflated egos already know. So yeah the ignoring part is necessary, but it's not because of some passive aggressiveness, unless you're picking up a child.

ITT: Want a girl? Be rich, attractive, with a large penis, or go home.

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