Saturday, September 4, 2010

Can I get laid without a car?

Is it possible to get laid with out a car? Ignoring taxis, i'd rather jerk off than pay their fare.
The few times I've gotten close
>no, i dont wanna come over, YOU come over
>motels are cheap, no thanks
>why havent you moved out? get your own place (While she also lives with her parents, or leeches off a boyfriend)
Why won't girls come over? Annoying as f**king sh*t.




I find it very awkward to f**k in someone's parent's house.
Find girls with their own places or develop a taste for public sex.

I find it very awkward to f**k in someone's parent's house.
Find girls with their own places or develop a taste for public sex.

Why does it matter when everyone is a f**king sleep or at work? Meh.

No, all of the carless people in the world are virgins.

I find it very awkward to f**k in someone's parent's house.
Find girls with their own places or develop a taste for public sex.

Why? Your parents don't know you have sex? They have sex. I'm sure they know you do too.

Is it possible to get laid with out a car? Ignoring taxis, i'd rather jerk off than pay their fare.
The few times I've gotten close
>no, i dont wanna come over, YOU come over
>motels are cheap, no thanks
>why havent you moved out? get your own place (While she also lives with her parents, or leeches off a boyfriend)
Why won't girls come over? Annoying as f**king sh*t.

Is it possible to get laid with out a car? Ignoring taxis, i'd rather jerk off than pay their fare.
The few times I've gotten close
>no, i dont wanna come over, YOU come over
>motels are cheap, no thanks
>why havent you moved out? get your own place (While she also lives with her parents, or leeches off a boyfriend)
Why won't girls come over? Annoying as f**king sh*t.

>get a girlfriend
>f**k her at her house when her parents aren't home
That's my situation. Dunno how you'd do it if you're just hooking up or having a one night stand kinda thing though.


Why does it matter when everyone is a f**king sleep or at work? Meh.

Always the possibility that people will wake up or come home, and then I'm just that slutty girl caught coming out of your room.
I'm 23, I shouldn't have to deal with a hookup's family.

If you're past the age of 23, there is no excuse for living in your parents house.
If you're past the age of 20, the only excuse for not having a car is living on or right next to campus in a small college town or in a metropolitan center where many people use public transit anyway.

im perfectly fine with having sex in peoples parents houses
shoot, i even had sex with my gf on her moms bed (that was a little wierd) but i see no problem with it. house is house.
also public sex is kickass.

If you're past the age of 23, there is no excuse for living in your parents house.
If you're past the age of 20, the only excuse for not having a car is living on or right next to campus in a small college town or in a metropolitan center where many people use public transit anyway.


Always the possibility that people will wake up or come home, and then I'm just that slutty girl caught coming out of your room.
I'm 23, I shouldn't have to deal with a hookup's family.

Americans right?


Why? Your parents don't know you have sex? They have sex. I'm sure they know you do too.

We have a don't ask/don't tell policy. I don't like people knowing my private business unless I tell it to them.


Americans right?

Canadian.
I realize the situation would would very different in other cultures.

get a job
get a car
get a house
???
Profit!


Americans right?

Yep. While some cultures it's okay to leech off of parents until you're getting ready to get married or some sh*t, that doesn't fly here. Independence and self-sufficiency are very important.

If you're past the age of 23, there is no excuse for living in your parents house.
If you're past the age of 20, the only excuse for not having a car is living on or right next to campus in a small college town or in a metropolitan center where many people use public transit anyway.

Public transit goes to the main pharmacy, store, movie theater, college, and right to the beach where I live.
If I had a car I'd be paying hundreds a month for the same sh*t as if I had a $50 bus pass.


Canadian.
I realize the situation would would very different in other cultures.

>the only excuse for not having a car is location
>canadian
HELLOOOOOOO HAVE YOU SEEN THE RATES FOR SINGLE YOUNG MEN TO GET CAR INSURANCE? THIS SH*T IS OFF THE F**KING WALL. ONE YEAR OF CAR INSURANCE WOULD COST ME NEARLY DOUBLE THE COST OF YOUR AVERAGE BEATER.

get a job
get a car
get a house
???
Profit!

>implying we can pull jobs out of our asses


>the only excuse for not having a car is location
>canadian
HELLOOOOOOO HAVE YOU SEEN THE RATES FOR SINGLE YOUNG MEN TO GET CAR INSURANCE? THIS SH*T IS OFF THE F**KING WALL. ONE YEAR OF CAR INSURANCE WOULD COST ME NEARLY DOUBLE THE COST OF YOUR AVERAGE BEATER.

That was me, the American. And yeah, it sucks. So the f**k what? Bitches require cars, and they simplify sh*t a bunch. If you work or go to school across town, it turns a 1 hour commute into a 15 minute one.


Yep. While some cultures it's okay to leech off of parents until you're getting ready to get married or some sh*t, that doesn't fly here. Independence and self-sufficiency are very important.

We also have the benefit of general cultural acceptance of premarital sex, unlike other cultures.


That was me, the American. And yeah, it sucks. So the f**k what? Bitches require cars, and they simplify sh*t a bunch. If you work or go to school across town, it turns a 1 hour commute into a 15 minute one.

Not everyone can afford 3000 dollars a year in insurance. Some of us, like, have bills to pay and sh*t.


Yep. While some cultures it's okay to leech off of parents until you're getting ready to get married or some sh*t, that doesn't fly here. Independence and self-sufficiency are very important.

Get em out of the house and paying for everything themselves as quick as possible, AMIRITE?
LOL AND THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT MOVING AWAY FROM HOME AND HAVING AN IPOD SOMEHOW MAKES YOUR STATUS HIGHER LOLOLOLOLOL


That was me, the American. And yeah, it sucks. So the f**k what? Bitches require cars, and they simplify sh*t a bunch. If you work or go to school across town, it turns a 1 hour commute into a 15 minute one.

so very true.
really, to have a gf you *need* a car.
taking her on a bus isnt gonna get you laid.
also convenience galore.


Yep. While some cultures it's okay to leech off of parents until you're getting ready to get married or some sh*t, that doesn't fly here. Independence and self-sufficiency are very important.

In some cultures we don't hate our families and actually contribute to the household.

I find that Americans just disown their kids when they turn 18


Not everyone can afford 3000 dollars a year in insurance. Some of us, like, have bills to pay and sh*t.

That seems ridiculously high. If it's really that high, even for a sh*tty car, where you live then I guess I could understand that a bit more. If you still live at your parent's house, get a parent listed as the 'primary' driver. That alone can save a bundle.


so very true.
really, to have a gf you *need* a car.
taking her on a bus isnt gonna get you laid.
also convenience galore.

I love your country. You've built an entire highway system and culture around being able to navigate your sprawling idiotic consumer wastelands and indoctrinated your young into believing that a nigga with a bus pass is worse off than a man with two mortgages, a car he can't afford and a job he hates.
The happiest place on earth isn't disneyland.
It's the welfare line.


so very true.
really, to have a gf you *need* a car.
taking her on a bus isnt gonna get you laid.
also convenience galore.

None of my boyfriend, my peripheral lover, nor I own a car.
Public transit is pretty good here.


Canadian.
I realize the situation would would very different in other cultures.

I'm a Canadian living in Toronto. I go to a fairly expensive private school, and out of 20 or so friends, 2 have cars. In a city with public transit, there's no need, and parking and insurance are prohibitively expensive.


I'm a Canadian living in Toronto. I go to a fairly expensive private school, and out of 20 or so friends, 2 have cars. In a city with public transit, there's no need, and parking and insurance are prohibitively expensive.

*went to a fairly expensive private school. Am attending college in the states right now, and having no car is pissing me off.


Get em out of the house and paying for everything themselves as quick as possible, AMIRITE?
LOL AND THEY ACTUALLY BELIEVE THAT MOVING AWAY FROM HOME AND HAVING AN IPOD SOMEHOW MAKES YOUR STATUS HIGHER LOLOLOLOLOL

How is it bad to be self-sufficient?

In some cultures we don't hate our families and actually contribute to the household.

Who said anything about hating your family? Sometimes American kids will move back in with parents to help out if times are tough, but that's the exception not the rule. Independence trumps family bonds, and that's just how it is.
I find that Americans just disown their kids when they turn 18

Sometimes, yes. That's f**ked up however, and doesn't usually happen unless the parents and child don't get along or the parents are broke as sh*t. Generally though, parents support their children through college at least partially.


How is it bad to be self-sufficient?
Who said anything about hating your family? Sometimes American kids will move back in with parents to help out if times are tough, but that's the exception not the rule. Independence trumps family bonds, and that's just how it is.
Sometimes, yes. That's f**ked up however, and doesn't usually happen unless the parents and child don't get along or the parents are broke as sh*t. Generally though, parents support their children through college at least partially.

How can you so thoroughly equate living on your own with independence? A man who chooses to live with his parents in order to save money is no less independent then he would be if he chose to live on his own.


I love your country. You've built an entire highway system and culture around being able to navigate your sprawling idiotic consumer wastelands and indoctrinated your young into believing that a nigga with a bus pass is worse off than a man with two mortgages, a car he can't afford and a job he hates.
The happiest place on earth isn't disneyland.
It's the welfare line.

Sorry that we're a modern country not tied down to five thousand years of ignorance.


How is it bad to be self-sufficient?
Who said anything about hating your family? Sometimes American kids will move back in with parents to help out if times are tough, but that's the exception not the rule. Independence trumps family bonds, and that's just how it is.
Sometimes, yes. That's f**ked up however, and doesn't usually happen unless the parents and child don't get along or the parents are broke as sh*t. Generally though, parents support their children through college at least partially.

At this point kid it's not self-sufficient
It's a poverty and slavery sentence
move out at 18 and be expected to get some form of higher education. spend your money on higher education and a car and some housing and try to stay ahead. get into debt. repeat this for most kids in each generation.
your culture is decay.

Give me an excuse I can say for not having a car. I was just lazy and am getting my liscence now. I am a senior. I just don't know what to say


Sorry that we're a modern country not tied down to five thousand years of ignorance.

america? modern?
you worship the bible and big things. if it's bigger its better look at this marvel of our triumph it is gigantic we are men real men big men!
it's a primitive mindstate.
your entire culture would be completely different if you hadn't built your road systems when you were sh*tting yourselves during WW2

Give me an excuse I can say for not having a car. I was just lazy and am getting my liscence now. I am a senior. I just don't know what to say

I don't have my license either. I tell people I care about the environment.

Move to NYC
Don't need a car, no one expects you to have a car


america? modern?
you worship the bible and big things. if it's bigger its better look at this marvel of our triumph it is gigantic we are men real men big men!
it's a primitive mindstate.
your entire culture would be completely different if you hadn't built your road systems when you were sh*tting yourselves during WW2

>implying american highway design isn't a highly rational response to large open spaces with no pre-existing urban infrastructure


america? modern?
you worship the bible and big things. if it's bigger its better look at this marvel of our triumph it is gigantic we are men real men big men!
it's a primitive mindstate.
your entire culture would be completely different if you hadn't built your road systems when you were sh*tting yourselves during WW2

interstate system was an eisenhower administration project you f**king retard
durr i r so smrt amerikkkans r dumb hurrrrrrr


>implying american highway design isn't a highly rational response to large open spaces with no pre-existing urban infrastructure

public transit wuts dat lol NO ONE RIDES DA BUS DATS 4 NI**ERS AND POOR PPL DOOD
f**king worthless culture.


I love your country. You've built an entire highway system and culture around being able to navigate your sprawling idiotic consumer wastelands and indoctrinated your young into believing that a nigga with a bus pass is worse off than a man with two mortgages, a car he can't afford and a job he hates.
The happiest place on earth isn't disneyland.
It's the welfare line.

I f**king hate disneyland. I'm perfectly capable of living within my means and driving a good enough car. I am better than the broke ass guy with a bus pass because I've achieved success in life. Hapiness comes from a billion different places, and if that nigga is happy on welfare with his bus pass and 2 different baby mommas all pissed at him then good on him. But I prefer being successful, having money and independence. Earning my f**king keep.


public transit wuts dat lol NO ONE RIDES DA BUS DATS 4 NI**ERS AND POOR PPL DOOD
f**king worthless culture.

see, bus rides don't really make sense when you're not in the confines of a city built for people riding around on horses. this is what you don't understand: america is really, really, really, f**king big, So, as a response to that, we are much more spread out. And this is an entirely rational thing to do, and car culture is a basically rational response to that.
In other words, buses are not at all a viable means to get around somewhere as big as America.

Sorry to tell you this, but it makes it a lot easier having a car and your own place of residence if you want to get laid.
19 year old britf** here, had a car since i was 17, and moved out of my parents last year.
It's almost becoming too easy.

Sorry to tell you this, but it makes it a lot easier having a car and your own place of residence if you want to get laid.
19 year old britf** here, had a car since i was 17, and moved out of my parents last year.
It's almost becoming too easy.

Moving out is playing life on easy mode.
hayyy babby i got my own place u wanna go back an i can show u my action figures?


At this point kid it's not self-sufficient
It's a poverty and slavery sentence
move out at 18 and be expected to get some form of higher education. spend your money on higher education and a car and some housing and try to stay ahead. get into debt. repeat this for most kids in each generation.
your culture is decay.

Some times, yeah. But generally it's, Go to college at home or move to dorm/small college town rental mostly being paid for by parents (or loans if it can't be afforded by parents) with some supplemental money from part time job.
The problem is that stupid people keep thinking it's okay to live in debt when you make enough money to live within your means, and that is one f**ked up part of American culture. But at its core, American culture is one of working f**king hard even if you don't need to. And that historically worked well whenever sh*t hit the fan.

I have no problem getting laid. I'm a university student who uses the bus, as I can't afford a car and car insurance.
I also happen to live in the bar and club district. 15 different bars and pubs are located 2 blocks away from my house.
Don't live with your parents, don't live in the boonies.

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