I'm 23 and have never had a girlfriend. One day my parents thought I finally did, a girl came over. It was a drug dealing stripper. My parents were supposed to be gone until 5 PM. Dad came home early. Walked in with stripper on my couch, her slut-tastic high heels on the floor, the wonderful sight of burnt spoons, wheel filters, and needles on his coffee table, and the wonderful conversation consisting of "If you like this, i have a few vials of liquid morphine for $70 each"
They now think I am a heroin addict (I am I guess...) who pays for sex and probably has HIV. Meh.
>HIV
Hahahahaahahahahahahaha
I hope you don't though
HIVblokcs
>HIV
Hahahahaahahahahahahaha
I hope you don't though
HIVblokcs
I've never had sex, and the pharmacist in my city sells needles to anyone. Max 10 at a time for some reason. Dunno. But you just need to sign this thing.
Well, look at it this way: as long as you don't kill yourself or go insane, being a heroin addict will earn you badass points in the end. So you are not nearly as lame as the basement dwelling neckbeards who don't have a heroin habit.
Well, look at it this way: as long as you don't kill yourself or go insane, being a heroin addict will earn you badass points in the end. So you are not nearly as lame as the basement dwelling neckbeards who don't have a heroin habit.
I was a heroin addict for years, I usually never tell anyone, but when I have it has never earned me "badass points"
Well, look at it this way: as long as you don't kill yourself or go insane, being a heroin addict will earn you badass points in the end. So you are not nearly as lame as the basement dwelling neckbeards who don't have a heroin habit.
Heroine isn't badass. you don't even look cool doing it. weed is way better and safer.
I was a heroin addict for years, I usually never tell anyone, but when I have it has never earned me "badass points"
well then you are talking to the wrong people. Honestly though, anyone who has ever seen any movie ever made about heroin knows that it makes you like a badass edgy rebel. Watch the f**k out society, I'm breaking the rules and doing dangerous drugs!
well then you are talking to the wrong people. Honestly though, anyone who has ever seen any movie ever made about heroin knows that it makes you like a badass edgy rebel. Watch the f**k out society, I'm breaking the rules and doing dangerous drugs!
And you sound like a complete hoity toity c**t too, yeah good one.
Heroine isn't badass. you don't even look cool doing it. weed is way better and safer.
Only teenagers smoke weed to be cool. Heroin is much stronger and gives much more pleasure than weed.
Heroin is not a good drug for your body though, due to the vascular damage. TBH i wish they just handed out methadone for free to addicts to cut down on HIV use. Let them get high on that.
And, a Hell's Angel biker shooting up looks more bad ass than a kid with surfer boy hair sucking smoke out of a glass c**k.
Heroine isn't badass. you don't even look cool doing it. weed is way better and safer.
Cheech and Chong vs William S Burroughs. Who is the bigger badass?
Anyone else disappoint their parents? Can we get off the
>HURR DRUGS R BAD
bullsh*t?
My mom found out I had a gf on WoW by spying on my computer when I took a shower. I wanted to shoot myself.
I've got a similar one OP. I lie to people at my college and tell them I have a girlfriend. Turns out one of them works with my mom and mentions it. Mom asks about girlfriend. I lie and say I do. I hire a escort to be my girlfriend for a night. They don't believe it for a second. Awkward dinner with my parents, and a $300 an hour prostitute who dressed up very nice.
I've got a similar one OP. I lie to people at my college and tell them I have a girlfriend. Turns out one of them works with my mom and mentions it. Mom asks about girlfriend. I lie and say I do. I hire a escort to be my girlfriend for a night. They don't believe it for a second. Awkward dinner with my parents, and a $300 an hour prostitute who dressed up very nice.
Damn...All I have to say.
I dated a clingy, crazy, blonde bitch for only a week just for the sex. I've known her for a long time, and she's been actually in love with me for over a year. I told her I'd "give her a chance". She treated me like a king for a week, and we f**ked a few times (I was the second guy she'd ever had sex with, and she hadn't had sex in years, mostly because she was holding out for the right guy. I, being the guy she had been in love with for so long, had an easy time getting into her pants.). I dumped her, telling her it "just doesn't feel right", and didn't talk to her for a week. When I did talk to her again, it was her begging for more sex. I kept f**king her (even through 2 of her relationships), until I got bored and kicked her to the curb, and didn't talk to her for a month. Now I see her now and again, but just because I'm helping her learn the cello. She's still way in love with me, and I'll still f**k her with no regrets if the chance comes up.
How f**ked up am I, anonymous?
I dated a clingy, crazy, blonde bitch for only a week just for the sex. I've known her for a long time, and she's been actually in love with me for over a year. I told her I'd "give her a chance". She treated me like a king for a week, and we f**ked a few times (I was the second guy she'd ever had sex with, and she hadn't had sex in years, mostly because she was holding out for the right guy. I, being the guy she had been in love with for so long, had an easy time getting into her pants.). I dumped her, telling her it "just doesn't feel right", and didn't talk to her for a week. When I did talk to her again, it was her begging for more sex. I kept f**king her (even through 2 of her relationships), until I got bored and kicked her to the curb, and didn't talk to her for a month. Now I see her now and again, but just because I'm helping her learn the cello. She's still way in love with me, and I'll still f**k her with no regrets if the chance comes up.
How f**ked up am I, anonymous?
That one's not really disappointing to parents, as they don't know. My friends are disappointed in me, though.
I dated a clingy, crazy, blonde bitch for only a week just for the sex. I've known her for a long time, and she's been actually in love with me for over a year. I told her I'd "give her a chance". She treated me like a king for a week, and we f**ked a few times (I was the second guy she'd ever had sex with, and she hadn't had sex in years, mostly because she was holding out for the right guy. I, being the guy she had been in love with for so long, had an easy time getting into her pants.). I dumped her, telling her it "just doesn't feel right", and didn't talk to her for a week. When I did talk to her again, it was her begging for more sex. I kept f**king her (even through 2 of her relationships), until I got bored and kicked her to the curb, and didn't talk to her for a month. Now I see her now and again, but just because I'm helping her learn the cello. She's still way in love with me, and I'll still f**k her with no regrets if the chance comes up.
How f**ked up am I, anonymous?
>How f**ked up am I anonymous?
You asked; very much so.
When I was in Vegas with my parents when I was like 17, i searched for "Escorts in las vegas near strip" and my mom found it on her search bar ;( i cleared the history but not the google search. I got a long talk after that one.
I realized how precious my university lifestyle time had become. For my final semester, I failed one subject on purpose so I could hang around in the cool city with great friends for one more semester, with a small study load no less. My parents were pretty shocked. I was home for christmas and my mom asked me how I failed. I looked in her eyes. Can not lie. She is dissappoint. And pissed. She made me stay in my sh*tty country town and do the subject by correspondance.
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