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Nice story to get the thread rolling bra.
Nice story to get the thread rolling bra.
Don't really have any interesting ones. People threatening to call Health inspectors, people walking out because of stupid sh*t, the usual.
I work at a call center for home mortgages.
If you're not going to read every single line in detail before signing a 30 year contract on a loan,
you're a f**king idiot.
That guy on the right. He shaved his balls for it.
I worked at a loal supermarket for a while. Had some guy in his 50s or so come up to me and buy some booze. He had two teens with him, I asked if he was gonna give any to them and he said no. That's my only obligation, so I then proceeded to serve them.
Now, I wasn't paying a huge ammount of attention to what was going on (it was pretty late, I was just doing my job), but it turns out that one of the little f**ks at a videocamera hidden on him. He recorded it from such an angle that it looks like he was handing me the money and buying the booze (honestly, the kid could've been the one to actually hand me the money, I don't know. I was serving the guy, not paying too much attention to exactly where the money came from).
they later posted the video up on facebook and everyone saw it. Little sh*ts got me suspended and I nearly lost my job. Turned out the older guy was some local layabout doing it for sh*ts and lols, and he'd promised the kids some of the booze.
Sh*tsux
I spent 3 hours yesterday doing forensic data recovery for a professor that had the "only copy of the database of all the students admitted to the program" on a floppy disk.
A f**king floppy disk. In 2010.
Oh jesus, I could go on forever with this subject. But by far my favorite, most frequent one is this:
I work in the automotive industry. It cracks me up how people generally pay very little attention to their cars on a day-to-day basis (as in dents, scratches, etc). But if they drop it off with someone else for a few hours all of a sudden they will notice every little goddamn imperfection and accuse you of doing it. This happens quite often.
My favorite so far was a ni**er bitch with a f**ked up 88 Oldsmobile. It was beyond f**ked really -- dents everywhere, missing lugnuts, paint peeling off, etc. I do some work on it, she picks it up a few hours later. Comes running in my shop screaming, "You scratched my car! Don't even act like you didn't do it!". After a good 30 minutes of arguing I told her to go get a lawyer because there's no way in hell I was going to take responsibility for a scratch on a car that was completely f**ked in the first place.
Oh jesus, I could go on forever with this subject. But by far my favorite, most frequent one is this:
I work in the automotive industry. It cracks me up how people generally pay very little attention to their cars on a day-to-day basis (as in dents, scratches, etc). But if they drop it off with someone else for a few hours all of a sudden they will notice every little goddamn imperfection and accuse you of doing it. This happens quite often.
My favorite so far was a ni**er bitch with a f**ked up 88 Oldsmobile. It was beyond f**ked really -- dents everywhere, missing lugnuts, paint peeling off, etc. I do some work on it, she picks it up a few hours later. Comes running in my shop screaming, "You scratched my car! Don't even act like you didn't do it!". After a good 30 minutes of arguing I told her to go get a lawyer because there's no way in hell I was going to take responsibility for a scratch on a car that was completely f**ked in the first place.
I used to work in a car-audio shop doing custom work .. to prevent *exactly this* .. we had a checklist of things (cig lighter, dash lamps, etc. to see if they worked when the customer dropped it off .. if not, we made them sign-off on the non-working part).
We also took high-res digital photos of the car from all angles in front of the customer "to prevent any misunderstandings".
go read www.notalwaysright.com for stories on how people are getting more and more dumb by the generation.
I used to work in a car-audio shop doing custom work .. to prevent *exactly this* .. we had a checklist of things (cig lighter, dash lamps, etc. to see if they worked when the customer dropped it off .. if not, we made them sign-off on the non-working part).
We also took high-res digital photos of the car from all angles in front of the customer "to prevent any misunderstandings".
Audio/tint/accessories guy here as well.
I do the same sh*t. But only on decent cars. If its an old piece, I don't even bother. But yeah if I get a brand new black vette or something, I take dozens of pictures and check everything.
But ever since that incident I tend to double check the car before working on it if the owner is black, regardless of car condition.
Oh jesus, I could go on forever with this subject. But by far my favorite, most frequent one is this:
I work in the automotive industry. It cracks me up how people generally pay very little attention to their cars on a day-to-day basis (as in dents, scratches, etc). But if they drop it off with someone else for a few hours all of a sudden they will notice every little goddamn imperfection and accuse you of doing it. This happens quite often.
My favorite so far was a ni**er bitch with a f**ked up 88 Oldsmobile. It was beyond f**ked really -- dents everywhere, missing lugnuts, paint peeling off, etc. I do some work on it, she picks it up a few hours later. Comes running in my shop screaming, "You scratched my car! Don't even act like you didn't do it!". After a good 30 minutes of arguing I told her to go get a lawyer because there's no way in hell I was going to take responsibility for a scratch on a car that was completely f**ked in the first place.
What we did back then was have the customer check his car before he left. We "toured" it, so to speak, so we would be clear that his car came in without a headlight and a corroded fuel tank, instead of blaming it on us.
go read www.notalwaysright.com for stories on how people are getting more and more dumb by the generation.
These stories are all defenitely fake.
These stories are all defenitely fake.
>implying stories here are any more real than there
I used to work at a McAlister's Deli, pretty much a sandwich place, although they have awesome "spuds" too.
Anyway, I was a "chef" doing kitchen sh*t so I never had to interact with the public, but occasionally something terrible will happen and I'll get to watch.
One day this lady comes in who is looking to pickup an order for all of her nurse co-workers at the hospital down the street. She walks up to the counter and asks for her food. Well, we don't have it. Turns out she called the wrong McAlister's Deli.
Now, this would have been a big deal, except the other Deli is down the road like three miles. Literally a three minute drive. I know because I used to drive pass the other one everyday to get to the one I worked at.
The lady starts flipping out on us, yelling about how we're terrible for expecting her to drive "ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE!!"
We tell her we don't have her food, and if she wants her food she'll have to go to the deli she placed the order at. Well, this wasn't good enough for the lady. She walks out and then comes back in and waits in line behind the 20 or so "lunch rush" people.
When she reaches the counter two of my managers told her "We can't make your food, because we would essentially be making it twice."
She still didn't get it and made a huge scene AGAIN, and as she left she yelled about how she's going to tell her co-workers to never eat at McAlister's again.
I WISH I was there when she told them the story and they all turn to her and go "wow, you're a f**king idiot."
>implying stories here are any more real than there
my story I posted right there ^ is real.
OK, I'M PISSED.
Ever since I read those "SleepMan" guy's threads I've been having more and more lucid dreams. I hate this sh*t, I don't want to drink vomit with my friends in a football stadium and then try to pop the pimple behind my right eye, I just want to f**king sleep.
I don't want to wake up again thinking I had slept with that chick when really nothing happened ONCE AGAIN.
That's it, if he's going to ruin my dreams, then I'm going to ruin his! It's time to invade his world of "wind skating" and movies that seem suspiciously a lot like the movie "Taken."
Who's with me!?
I used to work retail and fast-food so I have a ton of stories. One of my most favorite is when I worked at Target as a stock boy. Basically, I get off about 2hours after the store opens every day and most of the time, I browse the stock we have since I'm trying to unwind etc. Well, one day, I have my shirt off and am wearing only the white t-shirt with my target shirt slung over my shoulder, Ipod blaring and I am covered in sweat and debris, when this Fat bitch walks over to me and is trying to get my attention. Obviously, I do not notice her due to the Ipod blaring in my ears so she shoves me and I scowl at her before taking off my earbuds. She made a scene and got in my face about how I was ignoring her etc and how it was my duty to help her. I told her that I was off the clock and therefor I had absolutely no duty to do so. I then put my earbuds back in when she yanks them out and proceeds to chew me out and when she was done I just laughed in her face. She stormed off and I resumed browsing.
Worked at Wal-Mart the summer before I went to college. I was a stocker/customer assistant person in the paper goods and cleaning products dept.
Guy from the next dept over comes over with this woman, hands her off to me, rolls his eyes at me. She's crazy. Great. She's looking for a toilet cleaning product that guy from other department couldn't find. And is angry about it.
I know for a fact that this product was discontinued and we don't have it any more. I tell her this. She gets crazier and insists we do have it, and I just don't know where. I take her to the isle where it should be, and SURPRISE it's not there.
"But you had it last week...." She whines.
"Yes, but we don't have any now. I'm sorry." I'm trying to be polite and calm and I KNOW I have a bunch of boxes I need to get back to stocking...
I wind up having to take her up and down every isle of my department.
Then when the cleaner fails to materialize, she asks to speak to a manager.
Maybe he can find it, I guess.
Only time a customer EVER asked me for a manger, by the way.
So I had to phone over the intercom and call a manager for this clearly insane woman. I went back to work and he came over and she was complaining about how "no one was helping her" and I just sighed.
I used to work at a McAlister's Deli, pretty much a sandwich place, although they have awesome "spuds" too.
Anyway, I was a "chef" doing kitchen sh*t so I never had to interact with the public, but occasionally something terrible will happen and I'll get to watch.
One day this lady comes in who is looking to pickup an order for all of her nurse co-workers at the hospital down the street. She walks up to the counter and asks for her food. Well, we don't have it. Turns out she called the wrong McAlister's Deli.
Now, this would have been a big deal, except the other Deli is down the road like three miles. Literally a three minute drive. I know because I used to drive pass the other one everyday to get to the one I worked at.
The lady starts flipping out on us, yelling about how we're terrible for expecting her to drive "ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE!!"
We tell her we don't have her food, and if she wants her food she'll have to go to the deli she placed the order at. Well, this wasn't good enough for the lady. She walks out and then comes back in and waits in line behind the 20 or so "lunch rush" people.
When she reaches the counter two of my managers told her "We can't make your food, because we would essentially be making it twice."
She still didn't get it and made a huge scene AGAIN, and as she left she yelled about how she's going to tell her co-workers to never eat at McAlister's again.
I WISH I was there when she told them the story and they all turn to her and go "wow, you're a f**king idiot."
The guy who owns McAlister's is the biggest f**king jew on the planet.
My friend (who is FOB chinese woman) works as a greeter at a chinese buffet and comes home with the best f**king stories about blacks and mexicans acting like lowlifes.
Black people are notorious for gorging themselves and requesting discounts/free passes because they 'didnt like it'. Mexicans leave crayons everywhere because of their 7000 children.
Whites are rarely a problem, but she had one the other night. A middle aged white lady threw a fit because there was the tiniest of tiny feathers still left on the non-edible end of the fried chicken wing (unbelieveably, they do their wings in-house, plucking and frying them). Got a real nice mexican cook fired over that sh*t too. F**king c**trag.
My friend (who is FOB chinese woman) works as a greeter at a chinese buffet and comes home with the best f**king stories about blacks and mexicans acting like lowlifes.
Black people are notorious for gorging themselves and requesting discounts/free passes because they 'didnt like it'. Mexicans leave crayons everywhere because of their 7000 children.
Whites are rarely a problem, but she had one the other night. A middle aged white lady threw a fit because there was the tiniest of tiny feathers still left on the non-edible end of the fried chicken wing (unbelieveably, they do their wings in-house, plucking and frying them). Got a real nice mexican cook fired over that sh*t too. F**king c**trag.
Old white people feel the need to hurt others to compensate for being hurt themselves, or some other imaginary past societal transgression.
Does she speak with a hilarious accent?
Old white people feel the need to hurt others to compensate for being hurt themselves, or some other imaginary past societal transgression.
Does she speak with a hilarious accent?
She speaks with a hilarious accent yea. We've been dating for a year and a half so I have tons of stories...I should probably make a thread sometime.
A funny one was she pissed off a bunch of black people around us on one of our dates when she said that the guy on stage at the blues bar was 'dancing like a monkey'. She didn't mean anything by it but HOOOO boy.
She is also a hilarious cheap jew who BRINGS COUPONS ON OUR DATES. I'm not complaining too much, it could be the other way around.
ITT: Post stories about dumbf**k/stupid/retarded/loud/rude/bitchy/ect customers at jobs you once worked at or at a job you work at currently.
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An athiest teacher at my school tried to tell everyone that we had DNA inside every atom of our bodies. Most people just accept it because he said it, but I asked him to explain. When he said that DNA actually stood for deoxyriboneucleic acid, I knew right away he was lying. When I challenged him, and said that if we really have acid in all the atoms of our bodies we would melt, he just shook his head and changed the subject.
An athiest teacher at my school tried to tell everyone that we had DNA inside every atom of our bodies. Most people just accept it because he said it, but I asked him to explain. When he said that DNA actually stood for deoxyriboneucleic acid, I knew right away he was lying. When I challenged him, and said that if we really have acid in all the atoms of our bodies we would melt, he just shook his head and changed the subject.
we don't have DNA in every atom, we have it in every cell you doofus troll
She speaks with a hilarious accent yea. We've been dating for a year and a half so I have tons of stories...I should probably make a thread sometime.
A funny one was she pissed off a bunch of black people around us on one of our dates when she said that the guy on stage at the blues bar was 'dancing like a monkey'. She didn't mean anything by it but HOOOO boy.
She is also a hilarious cheap jew who BRINGS COUPONS ON OUR DATES. I'm not complaining too much, it could be the other way around.
I think that's a Chinese thing, to them that is equally money and they don't understand the social stigma of perceived poverty in a class based system.
Just to confirm/deny the stereotype, are you white?
I think that's a Chinese thing, to them that is equally money and they don't understand the social stigma of perceived poverty in a class based system.
Just to confirm/deny the stereotype, are you white?
I'm a white guy, yep. Although I don't really have a thing for Asians or anything per se, if I have a fetish for any type (other than hotties) it would be athletic brunettes.
She speaks with a hilarious accent yea. We've been dating for a year and a half so I have tons of stories...I should probably make a thread sometime.
A funny one was she pissed off a bunch of black people around us on one of our dates when she said that the guy on stage at the blues bar was 'dancing like a monkey'. She didn't mean anything by it but HOOOO boy.
She is also a hilarious cheap jew who BRINGS COUPONS ON OUR DATES. I'm not complaining too much, it could be the other way around.
nothing wrong with saving a few bucks here and there
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I worked at a loal supermarket for a while. Had some guy in his 50s or so come up to me and buy some booze. He had two teens with him, I asked if he was gonna give any to them and he said no. That's my only obligation, so I then proceeded to serve them.
Now, I wasn't paying a huge ammount of attention to what was going on (it was pretty late, I was just doing my job), but it turns out that one of the little f**ks at a videocamera hidden on him. He recorded it from such an angle that it looks like he was handing me the money and buying the booze (honestly, the kid could've been the one to actually hand me the money, I don't know. I was serving the guy, not paying too much attention to exactly where the money came from).
they later posted the video up on facebook and everyone saw it. Little sh*ts got me suspended and I nearly lost my job. Turned out the older guy was some local layabout doing it for sh*ts and lols, and he'd promised the kids some of the booze.
Sh*tsux
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
Worked at a movie theater in high school. We had two concession stands, main one in front and one in back we only used on busy days. Mind you when it was closed it was unoccupied, dark, roped off, and had multiple signs saying "sorry this stand is closed". So I'm doing the usher thing and hanging out in the middle of the theater when this pissed off lady comes up to me and in an angry tone informs me that "you need a sign saying that the back concession stand is closed". I just so happen to be standing about one foot away from a 4x3 foot sign saying exactly that. I look at her with a 'are you f**king kidding me face' and point at the sign and say "You mean like this one right here?". She looks like her head is going to explode then stormed off, feels good man.
Signs are there for a reason read then dumb-asses.
customer was yelling at our waitstaff because HE lost his keys and WE couldn't find them
a few minutes into this his wife calls from the car and says she has them
In Canada we don't have an excess amount of blacks and mexicans, instead we host an immigrant population almost exclusively from the Indian subcontinent.
According to their own spokesman, Russell Peters, these people ARE the cheapest race, they're certainly the smelliest and they travel with their big fat stinky families.
They never BUY anything, just try to haggle a deal out of you. My first experience with the brown man was when I was selling some SNES games at a garage sale when I was a kid. My dad paid about $50 each for them at the time so I figured 20 dollars was that much to ask for.
Motherf**ker drops 5 dollars on the table, grabs the game and gives it to his son (of the 3 present). I snapped and grabbed the games back and told him to keep his money.
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
recently my friend had a co-worker go to prison for selling a videogame to a kid who was too young to buy it.
Had somebody ask 'where are the lawnmowers' while I was standing 3 metres in front a huge lawnmower display.
And a customer said she would never shop there again and that I was useless because I did not know the exact location of one obscure item out of the 40,000 things we sell.
I have my own small software buisness.
One day a customer who had bought two of my older products several months beforehand e-mailed me, wanting to buy my newer product, as it had better features than what she'd bought a few months ago.
Because she'd bought the last 2 things from me, she said I should offer her a discount of no less than 50%
When I told her I coudn't do this, she threatened to tell 'my competitors' how my software worked. Of course, this is an absolutely stupid claim/threat, because anyone smart enough to figure out how my software works can program their own.
I didn't bother mailing her back after that.
The showstopper? I sell this piece of software for a mere $5.
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
Yeah, but then it's such an easy loophole that it renders the underage drinking ban sort of impotent. Putting pressure on the stores to keep that sh*t reined in does help a little, but it also sucks mightily for the cashiers caught in the middle.
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
Many stores have policies like that because people go up to them and say BUT THINK OF THE CHILDREN. No idea what laws the Americoons have, but I've heard of such policies around here, and I live in Norway.
I work in retail and I have tons....
I once had someone throw up inside a display shoe.
I once unknowingly picked up pants that someone pissed on.
My co-worker once had some crazy bitch throw a display shoe at her head because we didn't have it in her size.
The worst ones are the idiots who think they can use our in-store coupons to pay off their store charge card. Really? REALLY? Do you clip coupons from the Sunday paper to pay off your Visa?
Grocer here. I have had multiple people ask me what buy one get one free meant.
About every 2 weeks I get someone that asks me "Is that REALLY? the price?"
recently my friend had a co-worker go to prison for selling a videogame to a kid who was too young to buy it.
Yeh, because he sold it directly to an underage person. But you sold it to an adult guy - how could you know he's not buying it for himself?
Grocer here again.
It's time I told you guys about the dumbest most annoying customer we have. We call her the Marcal lady and she loves to waste your time.
The first time I had to deal with her was when I walked by the paper aisle. Without even saying Hello or anything she starts blurting out. "Gotchour calculator? Gotchour calculator?"
"uhh... no?"
"Why doncha have your calculator!?"
She wanted to know which size of Marcal toilet paper was the best deal. Without doing any f**king math I point to the single rolls which are HALF PRICE.
"Howdya know? We haven't calculated the bigger packs!" She goes on an on about how her son needs Marcal because his toilet gets clogged with ANY other brand of toilet paper.
After 10 minutes of inwardly face palming this bitch asks me to call another store to see if they have more Marcal because we don't have enough single rolls for her. Cont......
Grocer here again.
It's time I told you guys about the dumbest most annoying customer we have. We call her the Marcal lady and she loves to waste your time.
The first time I had to deal with her was when I walked by the paper aisle. Without even saying Hello or anything she starts blurting out. "Gotchour calculator? Gotchour calculator?"
"uhh... no?"
"Why doncha have your calculator!?"
She wanted to know which size of Marcal toilet paper was the best deal. Without doing any f**king math I point to the single rolls which are HALF PRICE.
"Howdya know? We haven't calculated the bigger packs!" She goes on an on about how her son needs Marcal because his toilet gets clogged with ANY other brand of toilet paper.
After 10 minutes of inwardly face palming this bitch asks me to call another store to see if they have more Marcal because we don't have enough single rolls for her. Cont......
I go out back to the stockroom and see my boss who is a VERY cool down to earth guy.
I ask him "Hey this dumbass lady wants me to call another store to see if we have more toilet paper that we AREN'T out of."
He says "We aren't f**king doing that, go lie to her!"
I love my boss.
I tell her the other store doesn't have any more Marcal so she then asks if we have any more single rolls out back. I told her yes. Gee why didn't she ask that in the f**king first place? She just assumed all we had was the measly 70 single rolls on the shelf on a half off sale.
She finally leaves with 2 cases of Marcal single rolls.
Keep in mind cases for single rolls of toilet paper are f**king huge, I think they hold 80 rolls.
The next time I saw her was a few months later. She tried to ask me what the best deal on paper towels was. I pointed to the big display of toilet paper on sale in front of her and she asks "How do you know?"
I say "Because its (F**KING) on sale!"
I blew her off and dicked around in the backroom for 10 minutes.
self-checkout attendant for a supermarket.
here are just a few things I get on a daily:
>Customer scans a can of tomatoes, the product name is abbreviated on screen, she asks why this machine is showing words in spanish
I tell her that the product name was abbreviated because it won't fit on the screen...she tells me this is america and she shouldn't have to use spanish speaking machines...walks out.
>Customer tells me his order is stuck.
I tell him to press "End Order" to pay
He replies, "Which button is that?" (this is one I get almost every five minutes)
>woman hands me a carton of eggs and says she doesn't want to purchase them because they have stamps on the egg shells (Eggland's best eggs...they stamp their eggs)
>Man walks in "Where are the desserts?"
10 second pause...no elaboration
the f**king worst was when I worked at a movie theatre and people would ask me if popcorn had "carbs" or "calories"
self-checkout attendant for a supermarket.
here are just a few things I get on a daily:
>Customer scans a can of tomatoes, the product name is abbreviated on screen, she asks why this machine is showing words in spanish
I tell her that the product name was abbreviated because it won't fit on the screen...she tells me this is america and she shouldn't have to use spanish speaking machines...walks out.
>Customer tells me his order is stuck.
I tell him to press "End Order" to pay
He replies, "Which button is that?" (this is one I get almost every five minutes)
>woman hands me a carton of eggs and says she doesn't want to purchase them because they have stamps on the egg shells (Eggland's best eggs...they stamp their eggs)
>Man walks in "Where are the desserts?"
10 second pause...no elaboration
On our checkouts all the buttons are blue except the 'finish and pay' button which is orange and twice as big as all the other buttons but ever few minutes some idiot can't find it.
self-checkout attendant for a supermarket.
here are just a few things I get on a daily:
>Customer scans a can of tomatoes, the product name is abbreviated on screen, she asks why this machine is showing words in spanish
I tell her that the product name was abbreviated because it won't fit on the screen...she tells me this is america and she shouldn't have to use spanish speaking machines...walks out.
>Customer tells me his order is stuck.
I tell him to press "End Order" to pay
He replies, "Which button is that?" (this is one I get almost every five minutes)
>woman hands me a carton of eggs and says she doesn't want to purchase them because they have stamps on the egg shells (Eggland's best eggs...they stamp their eggs)
>Man walks in "Where are the desserts?"
10 second pause...no elaboration
Ugh I can't f**king stand customers that wont buy something if it has so much as a hair on it.
Yesterday I was on the dairy aisle and some lady was bitching about the 6 packs of eggs.
The 6 packs come in 12 packs with a fragile part in the middle of the carton that you simply bend and snap in half. Some of them had a few stains and drips on them. I open them up to show her the eggs are fine. "Nobody will buy that those look nasty."
I told her I buy dented and scratched sh*t all the time at full price and she gasps and walks away.
Grocer here. I have had multiple people ask me what buy one get one free meant.
About every 2 weeks I get someone that asks me "Is that REALLY? the price?"
On our checkouts all the buttons are blue except the 'finish and pay' button which is orange and twice as big as all the other buttons but ever few minutes some idiot can't find it.
this anon understands my pain, as a grocer.
and indians are the cheapest, and most penny-pinching f**ks I've ever seen. they have coupons for EVERYTHING! and if they can't use a coupon for it, they don't want it. I once had a customer pay 60 cents for an order that was originally close to 50$
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
it's against the law to sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 21. It's illegal to distribute alcohol to those under the age of 21. Those are teh laws
If someone comes into a supermarket and buys kids alcohol then it is his problem...but depending on who your manager is you may or may not get in trouble. Some people like myself really dont give a sh*t about what somebody does with their goods after purchasing them. Other a**holes will suspend you or give you a "write-up" for not refusing service or whatever.
So you are correct the fault lies on the person who is distributing the alcohol and not the cashier. What you've mistaken is thinking that it's against the law for the cashier to sell alcohol to a guy who is distributing alcohol.
See this is why i f**king hate european and canadian fa**ots. You know nothing about American law, politics, culture, or anything. YOu get half of a story and make some type of negative judgement without thinking. You're f**king retarded.
Ugh I can't f**king stand customers that wont buy something if it has so much as a hair on it.
Yesterday I was on the dairy aisle and some lady was bitching about the 6 packs of eggs.
The 6 packs come in 12 packs with a fragile part in the middle of the carton that you simply bend and snap in half. Some of them had a few stains and drips on them. I open them up to show her the eggs are fine. "Nobody will buy that those look nasty."
I told her I buy dented and scratched sh*t all the time at full price and she gasps and walks away.
i don't understand what's the big deal about buying a dented can? as long as there isn't a dent at the top so you can open the f**ker, why wouldn't you want it?
i f**king hate working with the public. it makes me hate people more than i should.
this anon understands my pain, as a grocer.
and indians are the cheapest, and most penny-pinching f**ks I've ever seen. they have coupons for EVERYTHING! and if they can't use a coupon for it, they don't want it. I once had a customer pay 60 cents for an order that was originally close to 50$
>I once had a customer pay 60 cents for an order that was originally close to 50$
Sounds rather good if you ask me.
I work fixing broken water pipes. We have to dig the road up to get to the pipes. Because they're under the road. Go figure.
People get angry at me because they want a clear road. They also want clear running water. Funny that.
One time this woman in a f**king huge 4x4 slammed on her brakes at part where the road narrowed due to our crash barriers, screaming at me that she 'couldn't fit through.'
I replied 'you could get a bus through there sweetie,' to which she screamed back some sh*t about theres no f**king way a bus could ever f**king fit through that gap, etc, etc
THATS WHEN THE F**KING DOUBLE DECKER BUS PASSED HER and slipped through our works like a well greased 20 tonne turd.
Her face. My reaction. Priceless.
About a week ago someone asked my co-worker if the white chocolate macadamia nut cookies had nuts in them.
I work at a Fuddruckers. The burger sizes are 1/3 lb, 1/2 lb, 2/3 lb, and 1 lb. On average I am asked about once a week "Which is bigger, 1/3 or 1/2?" (Hint: one of them costs fifty cents more)
I used to work at a McAlister's Deli, pretty much a sandwich place, although they have awesome "spuds" too.
Anyway, I was a "chef" doing kitchen sh*t so I never had to interact with the public, but occasionally something terrible will happen and I'll get to watch.
One day this lady comes in who is looking to pickup an order for all of her nurse co-workers at the hospital down the street. She walks up to the counter and asks for her food. Well, we don't have it. Turns out she called the wrong McAlister's Deli.
Now, this would have been a big deal, except the other Deli is down the road like three miles. Literally a three minute drive. I know because I used to drive pass the other one everyday to get to the one I worked at.
The lady starts flipping out on us, yelling about how we're terrible for expecting her to drive "ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE!!"
We tell her we don't have her food, and if she wants her food she'll have to go to the deli she placed the order at. Well, this wasn't good enough for the lady. She walks out and then comes back in and waits in line behind the 20 or so "lunch rush" people.
When she reaches the counter two of my managers told her "We can't make your food, because we would essentially be making it twice."
She still didn't get it and made a huge scene AGAIN, and as she left she yelled about how she's going to tell her co-workers to never eat at McAlister's again.
I WISH I was there when she told them the story and they all turn to her and go "wow, you're a f**king idiot."
There are lots of McAlisters here in Louisville.
So this Indian guy comes up to my register, buying some cold medicine. He's obviously sick, but since it's got DXM in it, and this is Target, I ask for his driver's license. He looks at me funny, and asks if there's any way he can buy it without the license. I tell him no, I have to swipe his license. He shows me his license through his wallet, but when I explain to him I actually have to swipe it through the register, he drops the cold medicine and books it. The security guy doesn't know what the f**k's going on, and tackles him. Turns out his license was expired, and he was afraid he'd get arrested if it got scanned through our machine or something.
A lot of my stories come from when I was younger and didnt really give a sh*t about the customer. I'll post a few.
With my old age it's getting harder to remember young memories. This is as accurate as I can rememeber.
-I worked at a grocery store. I was 19. Too old to be a cart pusher and too young to be a clerk. So i worked in the gas station. I worked in a small cubicle made of glass approximately 50 yards away from the store.
Customer A: Wanted a discount on gas. Presented me with a values member card to scan. Gave me the card. Discount did not show up. I ask him "Did you just buy your groceries today?"
He said yes.
I tell him "you have to give the discount 24 hours to process."
He gets mad and starts yelling at me through the glass, "f**k that sh*t. That is stupid, blah blah blah".
He then shows me the receipt and tells me to do it manually.
I say "Sorry sir, I cannot do that." even though I could very well do it. But i refused him service because not only did he hold up my line but he blew a gasket and yelled at me. so f**k him.
I say "Sorry sir, it's not processing you have to go up to the store and talk to a manager."
He says "This is bullsh*t, I know you can do that manually but you won't. I'm telling your manager."
So he walks up to the store. Talks to my manager. My manager calls me up and tells me to give him the f**king discount. SOOO 40 minutes later. This man pumps his gas and saves approximately 3 dollars. I did not get in any trouble whatsoever.
same gas station.
Customer B: Fat black Ni**er female
This was when I was newer. I'd only been working a few months or so. Some bitch comes up to my window. She inquires about the prices of cigarettes. I simply read the prices outloud to her directly from the price tags.
So she wants some NEWPORTS for $4.60.
I ring them up and the price comes to like $5.36 or something close.
Ni**er starts screaming "Yo WTF. I thot dat sh*t was fo dollahz??".
"I think the extra is for the tax ma'am."
She's gonna talk to her lawyer because "dey rippin me off!"
She ended up not buying the cigarettes because she has like a quarter less then what was needed. I could have easily spotted her. I've spotted people literally 1 dollar out of my draw before because they were nice.
thats teh day I decided every ni**er was inhuman.
i don't understand what's the big deal about buying a dented can? as long as there isn't a dent at the top so you can open the f**ker, why wouldn't you want it?
i f**king hate working with the public. it makes me hate people more than i should.
If people give me dented cans and the dent is really small I just put it back on the shelf with the dent facing away.
i don't understand what's the big deal about buying a dented can? as long as there isn't a dent at the top so you can open the f**ker, why wouldn't you want it?
i f**king hate working with the public. it makes me hate people more than i should.
There can be holes in them too small to be seen, which can cause the can to harbor Botulin bacteria.
I also worked at Papa Johns as a driver.
There was one specific time. I had like 3 deliveries at one time. I decided to drop off the closest deliver first. Lucky f**k got their pizzas in 25 minutes during a rush hour. As i walk to the door I see a sh*tty house in a good neighborhood--all kinds of litter and bullsh*t out front including a bike adn skateboard adn sh*t.
I ring bell. Kid answers door. Tells his mom the pizza guy is here! She calls him over to give him the money to pay me. We are about to make a transaction and he asks me how much the pizza was...
I repeat the price $27. He counts out the money exactly then proceeds to place five, 1 dollar bills into his pocket... my tip! Nothing I could about that.
So i go back to this kids house after PJs closes. I was gonna take his bike but he must have locked it up or something. SO I take his skateboard and smash it. End of story.
I also worked at Papa Johns as a driver.
There was one specific time. I had like 3 deliveries at one time. I decided to drop off the closest deliver first. Lucky f**k got their pizzas in 25 minutes during a rush hour. As i walk to the door I see a sh*tty house in a good neighborhood--all kinds of litter and bullsh*t out front including a bike adn skateboard adn sh*t.
I ring bell. Kid answers door. Tells his mom the pizza guy is here! She calls him over to give him the money to pay me. We are about to make a transaction and he asks me how much the pizza was...
I repeat the price $27. He counts out the money exactly then proceeds to place five, 1 dollar bills into his pocket... my tip! Nothing I could about that.
So i go back to this kids house after PJs closes. I was gonna take his bike but he must have locked it up or something. SO I take his skateboard and smash it. End of story.
You deserved to get kicked in the face you stupid c**t.
I used to work in a photo lab/camera shop.
This guy comes in and asks me if we buy second hand cameras. I say 'sure, if they're something we can resell' He says he'll bring them in later. He seems like a pretty normal middle-aged man so not much chance of them being stolen and we sometimes used to come across a rare gem which we'd make a handsome profit on.
Fast forward to a few hours later. This guy turns up with a carrier bag and dumps it on the counter. I think to myself 'great, a carrier bag full of useless plastic crap then but f**k it, I'll have a look anyway. This guy really stinks like sh*t. Didn't notice that when he came in before, hope it won't take long'.
So I start going through these cameras and sure enough it's all crappy instamatics and 110 rubbish. F**king batteries had leaked too so they were all covered in brown sticky residue. All the time this sh*t smell was getting stronger and I suddenly come to a chilling realization: the 'battery leakage' is actually sh*t. My hands are covered in sh*t, the shop stinks of sh*t. SH*T!!!
I tell him there's nothing we can buy and he leaves. My colleague locks the door behind him and I scrub my hands for 15 solid minutes and dry heave as my colleague empties two full cans of air freshener into the shop in a vain attempt to rid the air of this ungodly reek.
Lord only knows how the sh*t got in the bag but that's an experience I'll remember for the rest of my life.
VIVA RETAIL!
There can be holes in them too small to be seen, which can cause the can to harbor Botulin bacteria.
As well dented cans can be a sign of some sort of bacterial growth f**king with the pressure.
I don't think this story really belongs in this thread but I'll post it anyway.
I used to work bar staff in a pub and we had this one regular customer who was a bit of an alcoholic. Anyway one day he's crossing the street to the pub and gets knocked down by a car, he then got back up walked in the pub and ordered his drink. About 20 minutes later the police come in saying that they've got a guy outside who claimed he knocked someone over and that they were in our pub. The guy who got knocked down then shouts out 'IF I GOT RUN OVER I WOULD CLAIM COMPENSATION'
You deserved to get kicked in the face you stupid c**t.
ahahha why is that? F**k you a**holes who tip like sh*t. Tip f**king better and maybe I wont f**k with your food. One time this ni**er who tips NOTHING ordered and I was the driver. I literally stuck 2 fingers in my sweaty a**hole and wiped it all over her pizza.
Another time I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in my car while i was working. I was leaking precum like a goddamn faucet so I took a little and put it on this dudes pizza. He was also not a good tipper. However I think that night he gave me 5 bucks tip. Oh well. Life deals crazy cards sometimes doesnt it?
ahahha why is that? F**k you a**holes who tip like sh*t. Tip f**king better and maybe I wont f**k with your food. One time this ni**er who tips NOTHING ordered and I was the driver. I literally stuck 2 fingers in my sweaty a**hole and wiped it all over her pizza.
Another time I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in my car while i was working. I was leaking precum like a goddamn faucet so I took a little and put it on this dudes pizza. He was also not a good tipper. However I think that night he gave me 5 bucks tip. Oh well. Life deals crazy cards sometimes doesnt it?
Are you American? Those bastards have this absurd entitlement complex with tips as if you deserve extra money for basic service.
ahahha why is that? F**k you a**holes who tip like sh*t. Tip f**king better and maybe I wont f**k with your food. One time this ni**er who tips NOTHING ordered and I was the driver. I literally stuck 2 fingers in my sweaty a**hole and wiped it all over her pizza.
Another time I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in my car while i was working. I was leaking precum like a goddamn faucet so I took a little and put it on this dudes pizza. He was also not a good tipper. However I think that night he gave me 5 bucks tip. Oh well. Life deals crazy cards sometimes doesnt it?
It's a f**king kid you selfish piece of sh*t.
Used to work at a grocery store for over three years, just quite last February. I was mainly a cashier/sacker.
Every once in a while we would have deals where if you bought certain items or spent a certain amount, you would get points towards certain things. So this woman comes up to me with these items she's supposed to get for free, and she seems nice enough.
Well, they don't ring up for free, so she hands me two receipts with her points on them. One says something like 50, the other 60 or something. I was a little confused at first why she would have two separate receipts with points, when I realize the dates on them. One was from an earlier date, and she accumulated 50 points up until then, and on her newer receipt she had accumulated her new total of 60 points or whatever, but she thought these were separate amounts she could combine.
So I explain that to her, and she doesn't seem to get it. So I explain it again, something like three or four more times, each time trying to be as simple to understand as I can. I don't know if she was mad because she didn't get it or if she thought I was talking down on her, but she shoots me an angry look and says "You know what? This is bullsh*t!" and throws her receipt at me and storms off.
There's also this one time where a guy got mad at me because HE didn't read the ad right, and another time where I inadvertently walked a woman all the way back to her home, but I don't feel like typing those out yet.....
This is sort of opposite to the thread, but I'll post it anyway.
I work at an independent video store. I get a lot of regulars who are pretty cool. Anyways, this one couple comes in fairly frequently; the guy is in his late 30s/early 40s, and the woman is early 30s. Smoking hot with a great ass. Anyways, they come in one night, stinking of pot and clearly pretty out of it. They come up, pay for their movie, and I give the change back to the woman. She drops it and bends over to get it.
Right then, the guy leans over, and SLAPS her ass REALLY hard. She's down on all fours at this point, but quickly recovers and runs off playfully after him.
Needless to say, I gave them a credit on their account.
Are you American? Those bastards have this absurd entitlement complex with tips as if you deserve extra money for basic service.
It's a f**king kid you selfish piece of sh*t.
It is my car. My gas. Delivery drivers put triple the amount of miles on their car. You're damn f**king right I demand a little compesation for driving my car to your f**king house and handing you a pizza while you sit and f**k your old fat wife and watch tv in your underwear. If you can't tip then don't order for delivery you fat lazy mother f**ker. If you're that lazy and cheap then you wont mind a little spittle or semen in your food. Because it's too much work to send it back. Cheap fa**ots.
I hope I make you f**king scared to eat out at restaurants and order pizza for delivery because in those types of businesses we F**KING hate cheap a**holes like you. Better off you just stayed at home you cheap fa**ot. Remember. There are a lot more people out there like me too. I remember faces very well. I also spread my seed. I show others that it's okay to f**k with someones food if they're gonna be cheap jews. I hope you're f**king scared you fa**ot.
It is my car. My gas. Delivery drivers put triple the amount of miles on their car. You're damn f**king right I demand a little compesation for driving my car to your f**king house and handing you a pizza while you sit and f**k your old fat wife and watch tv in your underwear. If you can't tip then don't order for delivery you fat lazy mother f**ker. If you're that lazy and cheap then you wont mind a little spittle or semen in your food. Because it's too much work to send it back. Cheap fa**ots.
I hope I make you f**king scared to eat out at restaurants and order pizza for delivery because in those types of businesses we F**KING hate cheap a**holes like you. Better off you just stayed at home you cheap fa**ot. Remember. There are a lot more people out there like me too. I remember faces very well. I also spread my seed. I show others that it's okay to f**k with someones food if they're gonna be cheap jews. I hope you're f**king scared you fa**ot.
The kid had nothing to do with it.
I worked in a cosmetics/soap shop where everything was out of its packaging for customers to sample, smell, etc. We had a woman that had clearly never been in the shop before look around, puzzled. As instructed by our manager, several of us (sales associates) attempted to approach her only to get shot down, "I know what I'm doing," "I don't need any help."
After wandering around the small store for five minutes solid, she asked one of my coworkers if this was a cheese shop. She replied, "No. The soap is just made in cheese molds."
The woman then started wandering around again, ignoring any assistance offered. We eventually opted to let her do her own thing, f**kin' weirdo. She walked up to the display of soft and powdered deodorants, pinched off a piece of one scented with patchouli, and ate it. "Ma'am. MA'AM. What is this?"
"Deodorant."
She ran out of the store.
TL;DR: Bitchy customer eats deodorant. Employees laugh.
It is my car. My gas. Delivery drivers put triple the amount of miles on their car. You're damn f**king right I demand a little compesation for driving my car to your f**king house and handing you a pizza while you sit and f**k your old fat wife and watch tv in your underwear. If you can't tip then don't order for delivery you fat lazy mother f**ker. If you're that lazy and cheap then you wont mind a little spittle or semen in your food. Because it's too much work to send it back. Cheap fa**ots.
I hope I make you f**king scared to eat out at restaurants and order pizza for delivery because in those types of businesses we F**KING hate cheap a**holes like you. Better off you just stayed at home you cheap fa**ot. Remember. There are a lot more people out there like me too. I remember faces very well. I also spread my seed. I show others that it's okay to f**k with someones food if they're gonna be cheap jews. I hope you're f**king scared you fa**ot.
>scared
Of a greedy little sh*t like you? Besides I live in a country where we don't have a retarded entitlement complex. You deserve a tip for great or exceptional work not basic service.
The kid had nothing to do with it.
kid pocketed my tip bro. So i stole his skateboard. I see this as a fair trade.
A customer refused to pay the $500 000 he owed us. We took it to court. We only got $70 000.
I am currently $200 000 in debt to the government for being unable to pay taxes.
No, wait. That's just tragic...
A customer refused to pay the $500 000 he owed us. We took it to court. We only got $70 000.
I am currently $200 000 in debt to the government for being unable to pay taxes.
No, wait. That's just tragic...
Kill that a**hole.
Kill that a**hole.
Killing a noble? Haha, fat chance.
kid pocketed my tip bro. So i stole his skateboard. I see this as a fair trade.
No you're just an a**hole.
Sort of off topic, but since we're on pizza, am I the only one who actually PICKS UP the pizza instead of getting it delivered?
I mean, it's close enough, I don't have to tip some guy on top of whatever stupid price I paid, and I usually get it faster. If I'm there roughly 20 minutes after I order it it's usually ready, as opposed to waiting 45 minutes plus tipping.
Sort of off topic, but since we're on pizza, am I the only one who actually PICKS UP the pizza instead of getting it delivered?
I mean, it's close enough, I don't have to tip some guy on top of whatever stupid price I paid, and I usually get it faster. If I'm there roughly 20 minutes after I order it it's usually ready, as opposed to waiting 45 minutes plus tipping.
I don't get pizza very often at all (once every other year?), but I do this with the chinese food place down the street. Everyone gives me sh*t about it, why not just deliver, blah blah, but f**k, man, it's right down the goddamn street. I order by phone, jerk off real quick, and by the time I get there they're just bringing it out, it's like magic.
I work for a car parts store and trust me on this. Most walk in customers don't know sh*t. And almost all think they know more than us. Don't even get me started on wipers! The majority of the customers are dumb. I've had to help out with tons of windshield wipers because they don't know how to. It f**king clips on! Wtf?!
I had one woman come in dead serious and approach me. She says to me that there is a light on her dashboard that she doesn't know what it is. Mind you I'm trying so hard not to laugh. I ask her to show me. She proceeds to take me out to her car. Opens the door gets in. And points. I stick my head in and look at her dash. Its the f**king check engine light! I told her what it is and said we are a car parts store not a mechanics shop. Pointed where she can go to get it checked out. Came back in a my co workers and I laughed as I told them.
dumb bitch!
I worked at a jewelry store. A woman came in with a platinum ring that was no only cracked but almost completely smashed. She then proceeded to tell me that she had only dropped it, and that we should repair it, even though she wasn't a normal customer and had no receipt from the store except for a receipt from a completely unrelated repair a year prior.
I basically told her that we could repair it, but certainly not for free. She said it was only minor damage, I told her it looked like she had driven over it. She got pissed and bitchy. I then told her she would have far worse luck with the jewish owners who would charge her probably more than what I would write it up for because the ring in all probability was in need of melting down and reforging instead of repairing.
She flipped a sh*t and stormed out. The jew owners were in the back eating lunch and totally didn't give a sh*t. Also, she had run over it with her car, you could see the look on her face when I made that guess.
>scared
Of a greedy little sh*t like you? Besides I live in a country where we don't have a retarded entitlement complex. You deserve a tip for great or exceptional work not basic service.
Sure I can agree to that. If some f**king waiter is not refilling your drinks, he's slow, food is late, not paying attention to you in general. Sure he doesn't deserve a tip. His service was not good.
I was a pizza driver. I was a pizza driver for 2 years. I knew my delivery area and I was fast. I drove my own car. None of it mattered. I'd deliver a pizza to a house 8 miles away in F**KING 17 minutes and get literally 25 cents.
Keep in mind it takes 1-2 minutes to make a pizza and 7-8 to cook it. I could drive a mile a minute through my area. Still get tipped bad. YOu tell me the customer doesn't deserve to get his food f**ked with? F**k you.
kid pocketed my tip bro. So i stole his skateboard. I see this as a fair trade.
I bet you're the kind of guy who goes up to kids playing football in the street takes their ball and stabs it just because you don't like them playing football near your house.
I used to work in a photo lab/camera shop.
This guy comes in and asks me if we buy second hand cameras. I say 'sure, if they're something we can resell' He says he'll bring them in later. He seems like a pretty normal middle-aged man so not much chance of them being stolen and we sometimes used to come across a rare gem which we'd make a handsome profit on.
Fast forward to a few hours later. This guy turns up with a carrier bag and dumps it on the counter. I think to myself 'great, a carrier bag full of useless plastic crap then but f**k it, I'll have a look anyway. This guy really stinks like sh*t. Didn't notice that when he came in before, hope it won't take long'.
So I start going through these cameras and sure enough it's all crappy instamatics and 110 rubbish. F**king batteries had leaked too so they were all covered in brown sticky residue. All the time this sh*t smell was getting stronger and I suddenly come to a chilling realization: the 'battery leakage' is actually sh*t. My hands are covered in sh*t, the shop stinks of sh*t. SH*T!!!
I tell him there's nothing we can buy and he leaves. My colleague locks the door behind him and I scrub my hands for 15 solid minutes and dry heave as my colleague empties two full cans of air freshener into the shop in a vain attempt to rid the air of this ungodly reek.
Lord only knows how the sh*t got in the bag but that's an experience I'll remember for the rest of my life.
VIVA RETAIL!
Did he put the cameras in his butt or something?
My friend (who is FOB chinese woman) works as a greeter at a chinese buffet and comes home with the best f**king stories about blacks and mexicans acting like lowlifes.
Black people are notorious for gorging themselves and requesting discounts/free passes because they 'didnt like it'. Mexicans leave crayons everywhere because of their 7000 children.
Whites are rarely a problem, but she had one the other night. A middle aged white lady threw a fit because there was the tiniest of tiny feathers still left on the non-edible end of the fried chicken wing (unbelieveably, they do their wings in-house, plucking and frying them). Got a real nice mexican cook fired over that sh*t too. F**king c**trag.
Don't talk sh*t about Mexicans. They are in the back, cooking your food and cleaning your tables. They don't need your sh*t.
I bet you're the kind of guy who goes up to kids playing football in the street takes their ball and stabs it just because you don't like them playing football near your house.
no i'm not. Actually if you want more of the story. It was a particularly bad night. I can't remember all of the details but I'm sure I was closing up PJs and just the day in general was sh*tty. I was probably taking some long ass deliveries and not getting much money. Even people who tip sh*tty or low I don't f**k with their food. It's the people who NEVER tip and/or give me literally 0 money for a tip. It's just a like a pet peeve. Besides i'm sure that kids mom will just buy him another board. F**k him, he can have fun with my 5 bucks. I had some fun of my own. I stole his board and smashed it. It was an equal trade. We'll both have approximately the same amount of fun.
I bet you're the kind of guy who goes up to kids playing football in the street takes their ball and stabs it just because you don't like them playing football near your house.
Don't be knocking that guy, he's my personal hero.
Don't be knocking that guy, he's my personal hero.
Because someone that goes around breaking little kids things out of a f**ked up entitlement complex is a really good role-model.
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
I'm a Britf** and you clearly did not understand my story at all.
The teen videoed it so it looked like I was selling HIM the alcohol, which is illegal.
Because someone that goes around breaking little kids things out of a f**ked up entitlement complex is a really good role-model.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
Look man, I agree with you that you should be tipped, but you mad.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
>Implying I'm European.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
Oh wow you mad, so its our fault you are too lazy to form a union and get fair wages?
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
This somehow justifies smashing a little kids skateboard?
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
>Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar
Yes I do, it has the same value as the money in my monopoly set.
Look man, I agree with you that you should be tipped, but you mad.
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
Worked as a computer technician.
I had a service call to go check out a computer at some local company.
Once there, I ask the client what's wrong. He tells me Internet Explorer opens twice every time he wants to go on the internet.
I sit down on his chair, click the IE icon in the QuickLaunch area of the taskbar. IE opens once, as expected.
He asks how I did it, and I proceed to show him. He sits down, tries it, and, lo and behold, IE opens twice!
You can probably guess he was double-clicking the icon, for some strange reason. I take the mouse away from him, tell him to click ONCE and tell him to do just that, which he does in silent amazement.
At that point I really couldn't hold out my laughter anymore. He tell me to not tell anyone. Of course do not tell anyone, but I couldn't really stop laughing on my way out.
Sorry for the ridiculous length, I'm not really good at telling stories.
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
CALM DOWN BRO
YOUR SO MAD
F**K!
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
What? you gonna smash my skateboard?
Oh wow you mad, so its our fault you are too lazy to form a union and get fair wages?
i'm sure there are unions for pizza drivers but i know for a fact my manager would never hire someone who is involved with a pizza driver union.
This somehow justifies smashing a little kids skateboard?
YES! Don't you see YES! He's a child. Doesn't know the value of money. He's gonna take that money... in which I could have paid my water bill with... and spend it on f**king bullsh*t. So f**k him. So now he can see how it feels when something of his gets taken. He stole my money...right in front of my own eyes. F**k him. Besides like i said his mom will buy him a new one probably.
What? you gonna smash my skateboard?
I
WILL
SMASH
YOUR
GODDAMN BRITISH F**KING FACE YOU MTOHER FUKCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i'm sure there are unions for pizza drivers but i know for a fact my manager would never hire someone who is involved with a pizza driver union.
YES! Don't you see YES! He's a child. Doesn't know the value of money. He's gonna take that money... in which I could have paid my water bill with... and spend it on f**king bullsh*t. So f**k him. So now he can see how it feels when something of his gets taken. He stole my money...right in front of my own eyes. F**k him. Besides like i said his mom will buy him a new one probably.
>his mom will buy him a new one probably.
So the only one that suffers is the mother who did tip you.
I
WILL
SMASH
YOUR
GODDAMN BRITISH F**KING FACE YOU MTOHER FUKCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I F**KED YOU'RE MOTHER
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
you are a f**king fa**ot. sure you deserve tip if you do a good job but why do you f**k with a little kid you f**king c**ksucker. you must be a ni**er.
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
Why don't you go stick your fingers up your ass again and stop ruining the thread you goddamn fa**ot.
An athiest teacher at my school tried to tell everyone that we had DNA inside every atom of our bodies. Most people just accept it because he said it, but I asked him to explain. When he said that DNA actually stood for deoxyriboneucleic acid, I knew right away he was lying. When I challenged him, and said that if we really have acid in all the atoms of our bodies we would melt, he just shook his head and changed the subject.
You're both wrong, but you're a bigger moron.
He had the right explanation for what DNA stood for, he was only wrong in that he should have said "every cell" instead of "every atom".
Amino acids are the building blocks of most proteins. Just because it has the word "acid" in it doesn't mean in has a pH of zero.
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
>I don't have a f**king entitlement complex.
>I'm entitled to more money than what my employer pays me and I agreed to get paid.
Protip: you can get fired and even fined or jailed for f**king with people's food. Maybe you should get a job that isn't for people with no ambitions or skills. If you want to get paid more talk to your boss, not your customers.
I
WILL
SMASH
YOUR
GODDAMN BRITISH F**KING FACE YOU MTOHER FUKCER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Careful blud you might burst an artery.
Former cashier in an electronics store here. Fry's Electronics for anyone who cares.
Customer would often argue that we should honor the prices of products that were placed somewhere it didn't belong, oftentimes by other customers. We're not going to sell you $100 speakers for $20, moron.
Also, despite it being clearly marked on the pricetag, customers argue that we should honor the sale price. It clearly says that the sale ended yesterday. We can't just magically replace every tag, sir.
>I don't have a f**king entitlement complex.
>I'm entitled to more money than what my employer pays me and I agreed to get paid.
Protip: you can get fired and even fined or jailed for f**king with people's food. Maybe you should get a job that isn't for people with no ambitions or skills. If you want to get paid more talk to your boss, not your customers.
so I guess ITT doesn't understand what tipping is. Okay idiot. You think I wouldn't talk to my boss if I wasn't making enough to pay my bills? Have you ever even had a f**king job dude? Seriously.
Why don't you go stick your fingers up your ass again and stop ruining the thread you goddamn fa**ot.
Okay I will. But im still gonna derail this thread if its the last thing i do.
you are a f**king fa**ot. sure you deserve tip if you do a good job but why do you f**k with a little kid you f**king c**ksucker. you must be a ni**er.
OMG OMG OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Shut the f**k up. I knew you were some weird pedophile f**k. You don't want the child to cry... so lets jerk him off to make him feel better! goddamn sick f**k. btw im white. nice white american gun owning american.
>his mom will buy him a new one probably.
So the only one that suffers is the mother who did tip you.
Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
dude yeah im f**king mad. cuz this british a**hole is saying stupid sh*t to piss me off. I don't have a f**king entitlement complex. It's fa**ots like this who speak without thinking. They want to put a nice casual label on everything. They can't see beyond what is visible. Almost like they don't know that each human has a mind and thought process. This little european f**k is caught up in his little self serving f**king world--thinks only about himself and not about what other people do. See he's the type of mother f**ker who's food I spit in. Just like a dirty welfare having ni**er in America... you f**king only think about yourself and how everyone else is wrong.
Wow you are so mad, like I said its great here in Britain as our waiters and delivery drivers get paid fairly and are not greedy.
It is my car. My gas. Delivery drivers put triple the amount of miles on their car. You're damn f**king right I demand a little compesation for driving my car to your f**king house and handing you a pizza while you sit and f**k your old fat wife and watch tv in your underwear. If you can't tip then don't order for delivery you fat lazy mother f**ker. If you're that lazy and cheap then you wont mind a little spittle or semen in your food. Because it's too much work to send it back. Cheap fa**ots.
I hope I make you f**king scared to eat out at restaurants and order pizza for delivery because in those types of businesses we F**KING hate cheap a**holes like you. Better off you just stayed at home you cheap fa**ot. Remember. There are a lot more people out there like me too. I remember faces very well. I also spread my seed. I show others that it's okay to f**k with someones food if they're gonna be cheap jews. I hope you're f**king scared you fa**ot.
>and a bunch of others I'm too lazy to quote
This is why it behooves you drive your lazy ass down to the pizza joint and pick it up yourself.
Careful blud you might burst an artery.
dude srs bro. the "u mad" stuff. Not very clever or funny. Lets try something new.
so I guess ITT doesn't understand what tipping is. Okay idiot. You think I wouldn't talk to my boss if I wasn't making enough to pay my bills? Have you ever even had a f**king job dude? Seriously.
Okay I will. But im still gonna derail this thread if its the last thing i do.
OMG OMG OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Shut the f**k up. I knew you were some weird pedophile f**k. You don't want the child to cry... so lets jerk him off to make him feel better! goddamn sick f**k. btw im white. nice white american gun owning american.
Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
I think you need some anger management courses.
>and a bunch of others I'm too lazy to quote
This is why it behooves you drive your lazy ass down to the pizza joint and pick it up yourself.
wat? lol?
i work at a discount superstore aimed mainly for old people spending liking 100 pound on junk and paying with pennies
sh*tsuxman
I also worked at Papa Johns as a driver.
There was one specific time. I had like 3 deliveries at one time. I decided to drop off the closest deliver first. Lucky f**k got their pizzas in 25 minutes during a rush hour. As i walk to the door I see a sh*tty house in a good neighborhood--all kinds of litter and bullsh*t out front including a bike adn skateboard adn sh*t.
I ring bell. Kid answers door. Tells his mom the pizza guy is here! She calls him over to give him the money to pay me. We are about to make a transaction and he asks me how much the pizza was...
I repeat the price $27. He counts out the money exactly then proceeds to place five, 1 dollar bills into his pocket... my tip! Nothing I could about that.
So i go back to this kids house after PJs closes. I was gonna take his bike but he must have locked it up or something. SO I take his skateboard and smash it. End of story.
>I repeat the price $27. He counts out the money exactly then proceeds to place five, 1 dollar bills into his pocket... my tip! Nothing I could about that.
Haha, smart kid! His mother ain't got sh*t on him.
so I guess ITT doesn't understand what tipping is. Okay idiot. You think I wouldn't talk to my boss if I wasn't making enough to pay my bills? Have you ever even had a f**king job dude? Seriously.
Okay I will. But im still gonna derail this thread if its the last thing i do.
OMG OMG OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Shut the f**k up. I knew you were some weird pedophile f**k. You don't want the child to cry... so lets jerk him off to make him feel better! goddamn sick f**k. btw im white. nice white american gun owning american.
Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
Dude when I was little I locked my grand mother out of her new apartment, why? hell if I know. Kids do retarded and a**hole things all the time and you're just on the same level as the kid.
so I guess ITT doesn't understand what tipping is. Okay idiot. You think I wouldn't talk to my boss if I wasn't making enough to pay my bills? Have you ever even had a f**king job dude? Seriously.
Okay I will. But im still gonna derail this thread if its the last thing i do.
OMG OMG OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Shut the f**k up. I knew you were some weird pedophile f**k. You don't want the child to cry... so lets jerk him off to make him feel better! goddamn sick f**k. btw im white. nice white american gun owning american.
Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
haha what a fa**ot you are, of course you are american, I will rape your future daughter
I work at a pretty big car dealership. We have our own parts department and service drive to get cars rapired and worked on. Anyways, I work the cashier area for the service section of the dealership.
One day this guy comes in and gets his car worked on. He requests that the technicians take a look at his glove box lightbulb because it is burnt out. When the technicians take a look at it, there seems to be no area to instal a light bulb at all. We went to double check the parts department to see if chrysler even made a lightbulb for this car's glove box. Well it turns out this model of car didn't have a glove box light at all.
When the man's service advisor went to tell him this, he insisted that there was a light. When we took him over to the parts department to confirm that this light DOES NOT EXIST, he went on to accuse us of calling him crazy. He in fact was, he ran around to different parts of the dealership asking people in sales, accounting, and finance about this "ghost light" (he kept saying this because he thinks WE are crazy) When he finaly comes to pay his $9.95 ticket for inspection, he pays $5 in half dollars and the rest on debit. Nigga was crazy.
it's against the law to sell alcohol to anyone under the age of 21. It's illegal to distribute alcohol to those under the age of 21. Those are teh laws
If someone comes into a supermarket and buys kids alcohol then it is his problem...but depending on who your manager is you may or may not get in trouble. Some people like myself really dont give a sh*t about what somebody does with their goods after purchasing them. Other a**holes will suspend you or give you a "write-up" for not refusing service or whatever.
So you are correct the fault lies on the person who is distributing the alcohol and not the cashier. What you've mistaken is thinking that it's against the law for the cashier to sell alcohol to a guy who is distributing alcohol.
See this is why i f**king hate european and canadian fa**ots. You know nothing about American law, politics, culture, or anything. YOu get half of a story and make some type of negative judgement without thinking. You're f**king retarded.
ur just upset cause you have to wait till 21 to drink
so I guess ITT doesn't understand what tipping is. Okay idiot. You think I wouldn't talk to my boss if I wasn't making enough to pay my bills? Have you ever even had a f**king job dude? Seriously.
Okay I will. But im still gonna derail this thread if its the last thing i do.
OMG OMG OMG THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!!! Shut the f**k up. I knew you were some weird pedophile f**k. You don't want the child to cry... so lets jerk him off to make him feel better! goddamn sick f**k. btw im white. nice white american gun owning american.
Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
>Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
Meanwhile the kid is up $5 and a brand new skateboard.
I think you need some anger management courses.
no dude I think i should start a genocide of british european fa**ots. These idiots have no philosophy. They think things need to be given to them. They don't work as hard as Americans. They don't work as hard because they believe their government & employers should pay them "fairly". So working hard for money doesn't really mean sh*t. You need to just be "fair" goddamn fa**ot.
>I don't have a f**king entitlement complex.
>I'm entitled to more money than what my employer pays me and I agreed to get paid.
Protip: you can get fired and even fined or jailed for f**king with people's food. Maybe you should get a job that isn't for people with no ambitions or skills. If you want to get paid more talk to your boss, not your customers.
Also see thats teh beauty of all this. I can do whatever the f**k I want to anyones food. Do you know why? Because i'm alone with that food for the time it takes me to bring it from point A to point B. I don't video tape myself adn I don't try to be funny. Spitting in peoples pizza and wiping ass juice on chicken wings is serious business in my book.
>dumb f**k orders a burger medium rare
>I tell that i can't do that, it's illegal
>He complains to my manager
>Me, the server and the manager laugh about it afterwards
no dude I think i should start a genocide of british european fa**ots. These idiots have no philosophy. They think things need to be given to them. They don't work as hard as Americans. They don't work as hard because they believe their government & employers should pay them "fairly". So working hard for money doesn't really mean sh*t. You need to just be "fair" goddamn fa**ot.
Also see thats teh beauty of all this. I can do whatever the f**k I want to anyones food. Do you know why? Because i'm alone with that food for the time it takes me to bring it from point A to point B. I don't video tape myself adn I don't try to be funny. Spitting in peoples pizza and wiping ass juice on chicken wings is serious business in my book.
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no dude I think i should start a genocide of british european fa**ots. These idiots have no philosophy. They think things need to be given to them. They don't work as hard as Americans. They don't work as hard because they believe their government & employers should pay them "fairly". So working hard for money doesn't really mean sh*t. You need to just be "fair" goddamn fa**ot.
So in other words you are jealous of people getting paid more than you for doing the same job because they don't let companies take advantage of them.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
You should probably understand that YOU, f**ker, took up a minimum wage job, and it's not your pizza place clientele's f**king responsibility to pay for your lack of education.
>Moral of the story is don't trust your greedy little sh*thead kid. She raised him so she gets to suffer to. Simply casualities of war my friend.
Meanwhile the kid is up $5 and a brand new skateboard.
doesnt matter. he's a kid. he'll get over that material sh*t. I'll always hold on to the memory that I caused the little spoiled sh*t major inconveneince by thrashing his board. $5 dollars really isn't sh*t. And to be honest I at one point working at PJs was making $100-125 average a night as teh closing driver. I worked 6 nights. About 700 a week plus whatever I get from my minimum wage....
On a good week I could pull in 1000 dollars. On a good month $4000. Of course bad weeks I might only pull in $500 at the least.
no dude I think i should start a genocide of british european fa**ots. These idiots have no philosophy. They think things need to be given to them. They don't work as hard as Americans. They don't work as hard because they believe their government & employers should pay them "fairly". So working hard for money doesn't really mean sh*t. You need to just be "fair" goddamn fa**ot.
Also see thats teh beauty of all this. I can do whatever the f**k I want to anyones food. Do you know why? Because i'm alone with that food for the time it takes me to bring it from point A to point B. I don't video tape myself adn I don't try to be funny. Spitting in peoples pizza and wiping ass juice on chicken wings is serious business in my book.
Service in Britain is better than in America in general, though. I mean, how can you honestly sit here and tell us that American service is better when you've been telling us stories of how you personally f**k with people's food? The only way you could consider your service as better than anyone else is because you consider swallowing semen to be a wonderful treat. Is that it? You just love the c**k so much that you hate Britain for not making you eat man-seed every time you order out?
I used to work in a photo lab/camera shop.
This guy comes in and asks me if we buy second hand cameras. I say 'sure, if they're something we can resell' He says he'll bring them in later. He seems like a pretty normal middle-aged man so not much chance of them being stolen and we sometimes used to come across a rare gem which we'd make a handsome profit on.
Fast forward to a few hours later. This guy turns up with a carrier bag and dumps it on the counter. I think to myself 'great, a carrier bag full of useless plastic crap then but f**k it, I'll have a look anyway. This guy really stinks like sh*t. Didn't notice that when he came in before, hope it won't take long'.
So I start going through these cameras and sure enough it's all crappy instamatics and 110 rubbish. F**king batteries had leaked too so they were all covered in brown sticky residue. All the time this sh*t smell was getting stronger and I suddenly come to a chilling realization: the 'battery leakage' is actually sh*t. My hands are covered in sh*t, the shop stinks of sh*t. SH*T!!!
I tell him there's nothing we can buy and he leaves. My colleague locks the door behind him and I scrub my hands for 15 solid minutes and dry heave as my colleague empties two full cans of air freshener into the shop in a vain attempt to rid the air of this ungodly reek.
Lord only knows how the sh*t got in the bag but that's an experience I'll remember for the rest of my life.
VIVA RETAIL!
What. The. F**king. F**k. What the f**k, just what the f**k.
You should probably understand that YOU, f**ker, took up a minimum wage job, and it's not your pizza place clientele's f**king responsibility to pay for your lack of education.
dude im 25 years old. At the time I was delivering i was 20. No sweat off my back. That job supported me through college and because of that job I have 0$ in dept and loans. That's right bitch, ZERO!
doesnt matter. he's a kid. he'll get over that material sh*t. I'll always hold on to the memory that I caused the little spoiled sh*t major inconveneince by thrashing his board. $5 dollars really isn't sh*t. And to be honest I at one point working at PJs was making $100-125 average a night as teh closing driver. I worked 6 nights. About 700 a week plus whatever I get from my minimum wage....
On a good week I could pull in 1000 dollars. On a good month $4000. Of course bad weeks I might only pull in $500 at the least.
>$5 dollars really isn't sh*t.
You don't remember what its like being a kid do you?
doesnt matter. he's a kid. he'll get over that material sh*t. I'll always hold on to the memory that I caused the little spoiled sh*t major inconveneince by thrashing his board. $5 dollars really isn't sh*t. And to be honest I at one point working at PJs was making $100-125 average a night as teh closing driver. I worked 6 nights. About 700 a week plus whatever I get from my minimum wage....
On a good week I could pull in 1000 dollars. On a good month $4000. Of course bad weeks I might only pull in $500 at the least.
If five dollars isn't sh*t, doesn't that just mean you're a c**t for no good reason?
Here's what needs to be said about tipping.
I understand why you guys need tips. It's even worse for waiters. They get paid BELOW minimum wage in some places and pool their tips. Most of the time if you go to a Denny's or a Carrow's your server is making literally like $4.00/hr and making it up on the tip pool (which the busboys and kitchen staff also get their cut of). If you stiff your waiter you're stiffing the whole staff.
I get that. But here's what a lot of you people don't seem to get. You don't have to work that job. Work a different job if this one is too hard/not worth it. I don't HAVE to tip you. The price on the menu is already inflated. Don't think you can be rude and get a tip because that's customary. Don't think that just by showing up at my door with a pizza or with some kung pao chicken that you deserve a couple bucks for yourself. I know your job sucks. I also know that you live in a (nominally) free country and if you don't like your job you can just get a new one.
And to the Euro moron who said that unions are the answer. No. Labor unions are great for the people in the union but will basically destroy the business (and eventually cost the unionized workers their livelihood). See also, US auto industry.
Only thing dumber than Skateboard smasher here is all the people who can't think up any real thing to berate him with other than "u mad lol k"
If five dollars isn't sh*t, doesn't that just mean you're a c**t for no good reason?
ahahah I already mentioned that I did it for fun. I told you man it was not a good night for me at PJs. In terms of money I'm sure I made more than $100 but it was a stressful 100. I needed to take off some steam. Smashing skateboards is pretty fun too. I would do it again. I'd have rather had that kids bike. I would've just run that sh*t over.
I've also egged peoples houses who don't tip me. I was drunk with a bunch of friends and we went aroudn to the houses on halloween who didnt tip and just egged their sh*t. That was great fun also.
I work fixing broken water pipes. We have to dig the road up to get to the pipes. Because they're under the road. Go figure.
People get angry at me because they want a clear road. They also want clear running water. Funny that.
One time this woman in a f**king huge 4x4 slammed on her brakes at part where the road narrowed due to our crash barriers, screaming at me that she 'couldn't fit through.'
I replied 'you could get a bus through there sweetie,' to which she screamed back some sh*t about theres no f**king way a bus could ever f**king fit through that gap, etc, etc
THATS WHEN THE F**KING DOUBLE DECKER BUS PASSED HER and slipped through our works like a well greased 20 tonne turd.
Her face. My reaction. Priceless.
>like a well greased 20 tonne turd
god i lol'd so hard
ahahah I already mentioned that I did it for fun. I told you man it was not a good night for me at PJs. In terms of money I'm sure I made more than $100 but it was a stressful 100. I needed to take off some steam. Smashing skateboards is pretty fun too. I would do it again. I'd have rather had that kids bike. I would've just run that sh*t over.
I've also egged peoples houses who don't tip me. I was drunk with a bunch of friends and we went aroudn to the houses on halloween who didnt tip and just egged their sh*t. That was great fun also.
So your answer is "yes, I'm a c**t for no good reason"?
ahahah I already mentioned that I did it for fun. I told you man it was not a good night for me at PJs. In terms of money I'm sure I made more than $100 but it was a stressful 100. I needed to take off some steam. Smashing skateboards is pretty fun too. I would do it again. I'd have rather had that kids bike. I would've just run that sh*t over.
I've also egged peoples houses who don't tip me. I was drunk with a bunch of friends and we went aroudn to the houses on halloween who didnt tip and just egged their sh*t. That was great fun also.
Wow you have the mental maturity of a twelve year old.
Working in the changing rooms at Dorothy Perkins was honestly the most harrowing experience of my life. Most of the day it was very quiet, but at certain times it got very busy. Sweet Jesus, the number of fat, old, pale, jiggling monsters that do not close their stall curtains in a room full of mirrors...I'm sure I skipped lunch at least twice after particularly bad experiences.
One of these experiences was when a rather portly older woman arrived clutching a dress that was clearly - CLEARLY - at least three sizes two small for her (dress was a 14, she was at least an 18). I gave her the appropriate token, and she went on her way to the changing room stalls. Five minutes of scuffling and heavy breathing later, she calls me through. She opens the curtain fully, and thrusts the dress at me, telling me to get a size 16 instead. She was completely naked aside from a pair of very large yellow panties. He sallow, sagging, stretchmarked bologna-nippled tits actually reached below her belly-button. Trying to not have my eyes spontaniously implode, I did as I was told but (rather cheekily, I do admit) Ipicked upa size 18 to save me a return tripand hoped she wouldn't notice. She did, and sent me back. She tried on the 16, and naturally it didn't fit. She sent me to get the 18 which I had picked upin the first place, and it still did not fit. Trust me, I know, I had to try and zip it up for her. At this point, she was getting really pissy at me and generally being a horrible rude bitch (I am not your bloody personal shopping assistant, I'm here to try and make sure no-one steals sh*t). She demanded I went to get her a size 20. I told her this particular dress was not available in that size, even though I knew fine well it was. She looked like she was going to cry, got dressed and flounced out the shop without even double checking.
tl;dr: Fat delusional cow was beingfat and delusional, eyes bled, she was butthurt.
So your answer is "yes, I'm a c**t for no good reason"?
Pretty much. He's trying to save face now by pretending he makes all this money and now has a better life, but in reality he's a loser, still working the pizza gig, mostly because he's too uneducated and not smart enough to get anything better.
I pity him, frankly. But if he wants a tip from me, he's gotta earn it! Hahaha
So your answer is "yes, I'm a c**t for no good reason"?
okay Eurof** I guess you win.
I made a sh*t load of money working that job and when people continously didnt tip me or f**king stole from me. I got my vengeance. I will tell you this though. It all felt so good and I don't regret any of it.
Although let me tell you one last story. That i do feel bad about. I had a delivery to this house and they were reknowned for not tipping. So i said f**k it. I hawked a fat wad of spit and mucus on his pie and took it QUICK. I get to the house and go to the door. I realize that this isn't the guy who doesnt tip... this dude gives me like a 7$ tip. As I left I saw his neighbor outside adn then realize---OH it was that address that doesnt tip well. I mean I felt bad for a few minutes then I moved onto the next customer.
kid pocketed my tip bro. So i stole his skateboard. I see this as a fair trade.
Hmmm. So to you a 5 dollar tip is equal to a skateboard which probably costs 10 times that?
Yep. You're definitely not a complete a**hole.
Let's not even mention the fact that he's a kid and has no idea of the concept of tipping.
I sincerely hope that you get ass cancer and die a slow torturous death.
Pretty much. He's trying to save face now by pretending he makes all this money and now has a better life, but in reality he's a loser, still working the pizza gig, mostly because he's too uneducated and not smart enough to get anything better.
I pity him, frankly. But if he wants a tip from me, he's gotta earn it! Hahaha
ahahahahahahah
>save face
>Anonymous website.
Dude look at teh original post broI also worked at Papa Johns as a driver.
There was one specific time. I had like 3 deliveries at one time. I decided to drop off the closest deliver first. Lucky f**k got their pizzas in 25 minutes during a rush hour. As i walk to the door I see a sh*tty house in a good neighborhood--all kinds of litter and bullsh*t out front including a bike adn skateboard adn sh*t.
I ring bell. Kid answers door. Tells his mom the pizza guy is here! She calls him over to give him the money to pay me. We are about to make a transaction and he asks me how much the pizza was...
I repeat the price $27. He counts out the money exactly then proceeds to place five, 1 dollar bills into his pocket... my tip! Nothing I could about that.
So i go back to this kids house after PJs closes. I was gonna take his bike but he must have locked it up or something. SO I take his skateboard and smash it. End of story.
dude is using a trip.... you see a trip in my name.
Damn I'm such a good troll. F**k I mean it dude. I'm good. I have to gloat on this one because i had all you a**hole going. F**k me this was great. Anyways have fun in this thread that I just derailed.
ahahha why is that? F**k you a**holes who tip like sh*t. Tip f**king better and maybe I wont f**k with your food. One time this ni**er who tips NOTHING ordered and I was the driver. I literally stuck 2 fingers in my sweaty a**hole and wiped it all over her pizza.
Another time I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in my car while i was working. I was leaking precum like a goddamn faucet so I took a little and put it on this dudes pizza. He was also not a good tipper. However I think that night he gave me 5 bucks tip. Oh well. Life deals crazy cards sometimes doesnt it?
this is why I never have my pizzas delivered
ahahahahahahah
>save face
>Anonymous website.
Dude look at teh original post bro
dude is using a trip.... you see a trip in my name.
Damn I'm such a good troll. F**k I mean it dude. I'm good. I have to gloat on this one because i had all you a**hole going. F**k me this was great. Anyways have fun in this thread that I just derailed.
Except the only one getting mad was you.
I guess nobody is gonna screen cap this EPIC win for later threads. thats okay I'll do it.
Except the only one getting mad was you.
ahahaha getting mad over a story I embellished on--then continued to lie about. Sure. I guess that means i'm a great actor as well then eh?
okay Eurof** I guess you win.
I made a sh*t load of money working that job and when people continously didnt tip me or f**king stole from me. I got my vengeance. I will tell you this though. It all felt so good and I don't regret any of it.
Although let me tell you one last story. That i do feel bad about. I had a delivery to this house and they were reknowned for not tipping. So i said f**k it. I hawked a fat wad of spit and mucus on his pie and took it QUICK. I get to the house and go to the door. I realize that this isn't the guy who doesnt tip... this dude gives me like a 7$ tip. As I left I saw his neighbor outside adn then realize---OH it was that address that doesnt tip well. I mean I felt bad for a few minutes then I moved onto the next customer.
You're cool, dude.
YOU'RE COOL.
I guess nobody is gonna screen cap this EPIC win for later threads. thats okay I'll do it.
Nothing really epic about it.
ahahahahahahah
>save face
>Anonymous website.
Dude look at teh original post bro
dude is using a trip.... you see a trip in my name.
Damn I'm such a good troll. F**k I mean it dude. I'm good. I have to gloat on this one because i had all you a**hole going. F**k me this was great. Anyways have fun in this thread that I just derailed.
Yep sure you are.
Here's what needs to be said about tipping.
I understand why you guys need tips. It's even worse for waiters. They get paid BELOW minimum wage in some places and pool their tips. Most of the time if you go to a Denny's or a Carrow's your server is making literally like $4.00/hr and making it up on the tip pool (which the busboys and kitchen staff also get their cut of). If you stiff your waiter you're stiffing the whole staff.
I get that. But here's what a lot of you people don't seem to get. You don't have to work that job. Work a different job if this one is too hard/not worth it. I don't HAVE to tip you. The price on the menu is already inflated. Don't think you can be rude and get a tip because that's customary. Don't think that just by showing up at my door with a pizza or with some kung pao chicken that you deserve a couple bucks for yourself. I know your job sucks. I also know that you live in a (nominally) free country and if you don't like your job you can just get a new one.
And to the Euro moron who said that unions are the answer. No. Labor unions are great for the people in the union but will basically destroy the business (and eventually cost the unionized workers their livelihood). See also, US auto industry.
When I worked at Denny's in 1999 I made $2.39 an hour plus tips - averaged out to $6 an hour since I lived in old-folks-land where a "good tip" was a f**king quarter
As well dented cans can be a sign of some sort of bacterial growth f**king with the pressure.
Thats only bloated cans, its botulism I think.
Dented cans are exactly that, dented cans.
I used to work at a McAlister's Deli, pretty much a sandwich place, although they have awesome "spuds" too.
Anyway, I was a "chef" doing kitchen sh*t so I never had to interact with the public, but occasionally something terrible will happen and I'll get to watch.
One day this lady comes in who is looking to pickup an order for all of her nurse co-workers at the hospital down the street. She walks up to the counter and asks for her food. Well, we don't have it. Turns out she called the wrong McAlister's Deli.
Now, this would have been a big deal, except the other Deli is down the road like three miles. Literally a three minute drive. I know because I used to drive pass the other one everyday to get to the one I worked at.
The lady starts flipping out on us, yelling about how we're terrible for expecting her to drive "ALL THE WAY DOWN THERE!!"
We tell her we don't have her food, and if she wants her food she'll have to go to the deli she placed the order at. Well, this wasn't good enough for the lady. She walks out and then comes back in and waits in line behind the 20 or so "lunch rush" people.
When she reaches the counter two of my managers told her "We can't make your food, because we would essentially be making it twice."
She still didn't get it and made a huge scene AGAIN, and as she left she yelled about how she's going to tell her co-workers to never eat at McAlister's again.
I WISH I was there when she told them the story and they all turn to her and go "wow, you're a f**king idiot."
I love McAlister's, you rock for making my McAlister's Turkey club awesome!
I work in a straunt, a steakhouse/ribhouse.
We have 8 cuts of beef in the place, of various ounces, including retarded sh*t like a 12 oz filet(pro tip, gotta be steroids).
Anyway I frequently wow people by cutting perfect weight cuts on prime rib. Like if you order the 16oz prime I will get it to you at exactly 16oz.
So we get this dude that comes in and sits at the bar, orders a 12oz cut. I cut it, weigh in on the scale to show off to the rooks how to cut a prime, it was exactly 12oz on the dot.
The scale was perfectly calibrated too.
It goes out with a baked potato(around 11oz, pretty big potatoes) and 4oz of roasted veg.
So all in all the guys meal is 27 ounces, way more then enough to fill a normal human being.
He eats the ENTIRE f**king thing, and starts bitching that it wasn't 12 ounces. He makes it a point to come INTO the kitchen, starts yelling at servers and going berserk. I walk around and tell him the calm the f**k down, and he starts going off on me about how his prime rib wasn't 12 ounces. I tell him I cut it and it was.
Naturally being a mega douche he f**king starts saying how hes gonna take my job and get me fired, and then he shoves me.
I don't get very angry at anything so I tell him "Look, I'm going to cut a 12 ounce, put it on the scale, and it will be exactly 12, then you're going to pay your bill and never f**king come back."
Meanwhile our jew manager has the jew eye and is ready to take a baseball bat to this f**knuts head. So I cut it, perfect 12.
the guy f**king BOLTS for the front door, but our big toughguy jew manager tackles him at the waste and tells the guy the police are already on the way.
Later on after filing a report the cops said that the guy didn't even have his wallet on him, so I guess he never intended to pay.
Pretty funny overall, the guy looked like a hobo too, so I don't know why they even sat him.
Worked at a marina as an all purpose grunt, did everything from running our lake-side gas station, to fixing and selling boats, to cleaning public restrooms. Anyway...
So this big fat wealthy housewife comes storming into our marina office, which is a big showroom (think auto dealership for boats) and starts yelling at my manager that we serious f**ked up the repair job on her boat. She had just came in here fifteen minutes prior to pick up her boat after it had been fixed at our shop. Anyway apparently she had put it in the water, and had taken it out for a test drive, and it preformed incredibly poorly. She described the boat as not being able to get up to speed, sitting low in the water, being very sluggish when turning. My manager tried to calm her down and said that he was sure that there was no issues on our end with the mechanic's work, it was apparently a pretty routine fix up. So the manager and a few of us other employees went out with the lady to our launching ramp to check on the boat. My manager walked out on the pier with the woman to see what was up but before he reached the boat he bent over and just started laughing his ass off. We were obviously confused, the woman was incredibly pissed at our manager. She was yelling at him trying to figure out what was so funny. My manager was just in fits, almost crying he points down into the water and the woman immediately shuts up. He beckoned us out and to our surprise, under the boat was the still attached trailer. She had been driving her boat around with the trailer still strapped to it. So no wonder it felt 'sluggish' and 'couldn't get up to speed'. The trailer hadn't be locked properly to the trailer hitch, and she hadn't bothered using any chains so when she put the boat in the water the buoyancy of the craft floated the trailer off the hitch.
Funniest moment of that job by far.
Jesus Christ, shut the f**k up with this Eurof** vs Amerif** tipping bullsh*t and post more stories.
Jesus Christ, shut the f**k up with this Eurof** vs Amerif** tipping bullsh*t and post more stories.
that finished over half hour ago.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
lol at your sh*tty government not insuring that you get paid properly. My state gov't raised the minimum wage to 8.00/hr regardless of job, if you get hired and are paid under that amount, it is likely a made up for that with tips that must be reported. Otherwise the company is required to pay you what you SHOULD be getting, the company is who you should be pissed at, not the customers. It's their fault for being jews and expecting the customers to incur the extra cost that they abdicate at your expense.
Hmmm. So to you a 5 dollar tip is equal to a skateboard which probably costs 10 times that?
Yep. You're definitely not a complete a**hole.
Let's not even mention the fact that he's a kid and has no idea of the concept of tipping.
I sincerely hope that you get ass cancer and die a slow torturous death.
>Let's not even mention the fact that he's a kid and has no idea of the concept of tipping.
The kid isn't an idiot. He knew VERY well what a tip was. Otherwise, why the hell would he carefully count out the money?
If he could not into tipping, he would have just handed the wad of cash to him, you ignorant tryglodyte.
lol at your sh*tty government not insuring that you get paid properly. My state gov't raised the minimum wage to 8.00/hr regardless of job, if you get hired and are paid under that amount, it is likely a made up for that with tips that must be reported. Otherwise the company is required to pay you what you SHOULD be getting, the company is who you should be pissed at, not the customers. It's their fault for being jews and expecting the customers to incur the extra cost that they abdicate at your expense.
Keep in mind the minimum wage of tip earners in the US is around $2.50 an hour. Now, if you look at other countries, food is a bit more expensive. In the US, they mark the food down because they don't have to pay as much to their waitresses. In places without tips, the food tends to be about 15% more expensive because the owners have to pay their people more. It all actually works out.
i'm sure there are unions for pizza drivers but i know for a fact my manager would never hire someone who is involved with a pizza driver union.
YES! Don't you see YES! He's a child. Doesn't know the value of money. He's gonna take that money... in which I could have paid my water bill with... and spend it on f**king bullsh*t. So f**k him. So now he can see how it feels when something of his gets taken. He stole my money...right in front of my own eyes. F**k him. Besides like i said his mom will buy him a new one probably.
You're the biggest douche known to man. Why do you think that there isn't anyone in this thread saying "RIGHT ON F**K WITH KIDS!" ? Kill yourself you waste of sperm
Seriously, what kind of retarded laws do you have in America? If a guy buys alcolol for underage kids, then it is HIS F**KING PROBLEM, not yours.
third party sale.
Oh God do I have stories
When I used to work as an alarm dispatcher for ADT security in Canada I had someone on the line upset that her alarm system wasnt working. When she requested the number and department for trouble shooting she actually asked me how to spell ADT. I quit that job shortly after
At my current job I have to deal with middle aged men who attempt to prove they know more about electronics then I do, when its quite clear they are operating on decade old knowledge and pure fabricated bullsh*t.
Also I have to deal with smelly indians who have to get a deal on EVERYTHING! They lie to my face saying they saw "the exact same GPS" or "Nintendo Wii" for half the price we were selling it for. Except we are a liquidation store and we sell everything 50% off retail value so I know for a fact that their stories are always pure bullsh*t. And when I call them on it they make no effort to prove it.
I work in customer service for corporate McDonald's, and you would not believe the crazy sh*t people call in with. We've had people convinced they were royalty (three separate occasions) people that are convinced their cheeseburgers are possessed, not to mention every flavor of illiterate bigot (and I do mean every) from Maine to California. It's really lowered my faith in humanity.
I work in customer service for corporate McDonald's, and you would not believe the crazy sh*t people call in with. We've had people convinced they were royalty (three separate occasions) people that are convinced their cheeseburgers are possessed, not to mention every flavor of illiterate bigot (and I do mean every) from Maine to California. It's really lowered my faith in humanity.
I've got more in detail stories if anyone's interested
I've got more in detail stories if anyone's interested
Post, man! Post!
>Let's not even mention the fact that he's a kid and has no idea of the concept of tipping.
The kid isn't an idiot. He knew VERY well what a tip was. Otherwise, why the hell would he carefully count out the money?
If he could not into tipping, he would have just handed the wad of cash to him, you ignorant tryglodyte.
The guy said "that'll be $27". The kid counted out $27. What the f**k else do you expect him to do?
Post dat sh*t
Since you asked so nicely.
My personal fav was a guy who wanted to complain about his ex wife who was a restaurant manager. For some reason, he drives her to work everyday. He said she makes fun of their daughter for being a lesbian, and she has been having sex with another employee there, in the restaurant. He then goes on to say how she has a fungus growing in her "female organ parts" and she hasn't been taking her medicine. Apparently anyone who sits on the toilet after she uses it without cleaning it can catch this fungus and he was going to report it to the health department
Since you asked so nicely.
My personal fav was a guy who wanted to complain about his ex wife who was a restaurant manager. For some reason, he drives her to work everyday. He said she makes fun of their daughter for being a lesbian, and she has been having sex with another employee there, in the restaurant. He then goes on to say how she has a fungus growing in her "female organ parts" and she hasn't been taking her medicine. Apparently anyone who sits on the toilet after she uses it without cleaning it can catch this fungus and he was going to report it to the health department
Another was when an older couple saw a man in his car whacking off while watching the children in the playland. Turns out it was 100% true and it was an employee.
Another was when an older couple saw a man in his car whacking off while watching the children in the playland. Turns out it was 100% true and it was an employee.
Another was this guy who called several times saying he was going to blow up headquarters if he was not given $1,000,000 in 24 hours. Everyone knew he was a f**king joke but that has to be taken seriously. The case was eventually forwarded over to the security department which probably sent the FBI on him or something. McDonald's doesn't negotiate with terrorists, motherf**kers.
Working at a Best Buy.
The Indians are the worst because they always try and find ways to not pay as much money for the stuff they are buying, and this is bad because I am not as miserly with my money, I def. cannot relate to such a culture.
Also, I think I agree they are smelly.
I used to work in a photo lab/camera shop.
This guy comes in and asks me if we buy second hand cameras. I say 'sure, if they're something we can resell' He says he'll bring them in later. He seems like a pretty normal middle-aged man so not much chance of them being stolen and we sometimes used to come across a rare gem which we'd make a handsome profit on.
Fast forward to a few hours later. This guy turns up with a carrier bag and dumps it on the counter. I think to myself 'great, a carrier bag full of useless plastic crap then but f**k it, I'll have a look anyway. This guy really stinks like sh*t. Didn't notice that when he came in before, hope it won't take long'.
So I start going through these cameras and sure enough it's all crappy instamatics and 110 rubbish. F**king batteries had leaked too so they were all covered in brown sticky residue. All the time this sh*t smell was getting stronger and I suddenly come to a chilling realization: the 'battery leakage' is actually sh*t. My hands are covered in sh*t, the shop stinks of sh*t. SH*T!!!
I tell him there's nothing we can buy and he leaves. My colleague locks the door behind him and I scrub my hands for 15 solid minutes and dry heave as my colleague empties two full cans of air freshener into the shop in a vain attempt to rid the air of this ungodly reek.
Lord only knows how the sh*t got in the bag but that's an experience I'll remember for the rest of my life.
VIVA RETAIL!
Should've got the pigs on that f**ker, sh*t's ILLEGAL yo
I work in a medical office and a patient came in for care. Before the appointment was scheduled an auth was run to see if the insurance would cover. It didn't. Patient was made aware of this fact in person and in writing. Patient wanted the appointment anyway and was told he would have to cover the cost.
A week or so later the guy comes in pissed because he got a bill. It's a specialty office of a cosmetic nature so the bill is much higher than your average PCP visits are. After being reminded that he agreed to pay for care (we have it in writing too) he goes batty and threatens the front office staff and the doc.
The guy started throwing things around bent up a few chairs put a hole in the waiting room wall and was removed by security. Now he has to go to court, this will take time away from myself and the other staff that had to deal with this asshat. We don't get paid for the days we have to testify in court.
Bonus - He's also being charged with terrorism for the threats and because the patients in the waiting room at the time got scared.
ITT: Post stories about dumbf**k/stupid/retarded/loud/rude/bitchy/ect customers at jobs you once worked at or at a job you work at currently.
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People are ignorant. Yup people are ignorant.
Had this guy come in and before I clocked in I heard him arguing with one of my emplyees. He's saying how he can't stand coming here and he's tired of getting the wrong parts. Okay no biggie, listen to the guy tell him to get the part and return it right. He goes home after buying another u-joint and returns and I of course return the "wrong" u joint and give him his money back. The guy's happy and leaves. Then I shake my head because the part he was bitchin about was the same u-joint that he just put in his truck and fit perfect. Ehhhh, whatever another day in the life of retail.
I'm half Indian and I even hate getting Indian customers.
I lol at these stories of Indians being cheap. Kinda makes you thing about where this planet's headed when the Aryans are cheaper than the Jews.
I lol at these stories of Indians being cheap. Kinda makes you thing about where this planet's headed when the Aryans are cheaper than the Jews.
there's plenty of cheap stereotypical cultures.
Italians, scots, indians, natives, jews...
was working as a mechanic at a car dealership, a routine job came through, oilchange and tire rotation, done and done, out the door, 5 minutes later the guy comes storming into the shop with my manager, pissed as hell screaming that i didnt rotate his tires, i know for a fact that i did, he calls me a liar and declares that he marked his tires as proof, the f**ktard marked his hubcaps, wheels were rotated, hubcaps make no difference
there's plenty of cheap stereotypical cultures.
Italians, scots, indians, natives, jews...
I never understood how being cheap is a bad thing. It just makes sense to save money where you can that you may have it for other things.
And I'm German no less.
I work in a straunt, a steakhouse/ribhouse.
We have 8 cuts of beef in the place, of various ounces, including retarded sh*t like a 12 oz filet(pro tip, gotta be steroids).
Anyway I frequently wow people by cutting perfect weight cuts on prime rib. Like if you order the 16oz prime I will get it to you at exactly 16oz.
So we get this dude that comes in and sits at the bar, orders a 12oz cut. I cut it, weigh in on the scale to show off to the rooks how to cut a prime, it was exactly 12oz on the dot.
The scale was perfectly calibrated too.
It goes out with a baked potato(around 11oz, pretty big potatoes) and 4oz of roasted veg.
So all in all the guys meal is 27 ounces, way more then enough to fill a normal human being.
He eats the ENTIRE f**king thing, and starts bitching that it wasn't 12 ounces. He makes it a point to come INTO the kitchen, starts yelling at servers and going berserk. I walk around and tell him the calm the f**k down, and he starts going off on me about how his prime rib wasn't 12 ounces. I tell him I cut it and it was.
Naturally being a mega douche he f**king starts saying how hes gonna take my job and get me fired, and then he shoves me.
I don't get very angry at anything so I tell him "Look, I'm going to cut a 12 ounce, put it on the scale, and it will be exactly 12, then you're going to pay your bill and never f**king come back."
Meanwhile our jew manager has the jew eye and is ready to take a baseball bat to this f**knuts head. So I cut it, perfect 12.
the guy f**king BOLTS for the front door, but our big toughguy jew manager tackles him at the waste and tells the guy the police are already on the way.
Later on after filing a report the cops said that the guy didn't even have his wallet on him, so I guess he never intended to pay.
Pretty funny overall, the guy looked like a hobo too, so I don't know why they even sat him.
>>including retarded sh*t like a 12 oz filet(pro tip, gotta be steroids).
Hey you retarded city slicker, it is just cut thicker off the whole tenderloin.
Sheesh.
>>including retarded sh*t like a 12 oz filet(pro tip, gotta be steroids).
Hey you retarded city slicker, it is just cut thicker off the whole tenderloin.
Sheesh.
Well what do you expect from elitist scum like him?
I never understood how being cheap is a bad thing. It just makes sense to save money where you can that you may have it for other things.
And I'm German no less.
There is nothing wrong with being cheap.
But its not ok to go to retail shops like Futureshop or Bestbuy and waste time trying to get a deal. Its not a f**king flea market.
Jesus titty f**king christ, that pizza delivery moron is the biggest joke ever. He's obviously never had a real job in his life.
I F**KED YOU'RE MOTHER
>YOU'RE
F**k. You.
Hahahah oh my god, why do these threads always devolve into "WHY DON'T THEY TIP ME 100 DOLLAR BILLS FOR DOING MY JOB"
She wasn't dumb but I was working in a shop a while back and this woman came in with her young son, probably about 8 or so.
The entire time she was there she walked round the shop with the kid, raising her voice and dropping these little hints about how great he was.
It was f**king PAINFUL.
It was only a small shop and there were like 5 people in the building at the time, I don't know what the f**k she was playing at, and she obviously came in with absolutely no intention of buying anything.
Some examples:
- She was talking to him about how big his room was
- Talking about all the presents he got for christmas off his dad and how great they were
- She told him how good he was doing at school and how well his english was coming along
- Something about how generous his Grandmother was
- Commenting on the number of things he had in his room
Seriously, that was about half of it, there wasn't even any coherence to it, she just came in, and did a lap of the shop while making sure everyone could hear how great her kid was. F**king headcase.
I work at a pretty big car dealership. We have our own parts department and service drive to get cars rapired and worked on. Anyways, I work the cashier area for the service section of the dealership.
One day this guy comes in and gets his car worked on. He requests that the technicians take a look at his glove box lightbulb because it is burnt out. When the technicians take a look at it, there seems to be no area to instal a light bulb at all. We went to double check the parts department to see if chrysler even made a lightbulb for this car's glove box. Well it turns out this model of car didn't have a glove box light at all.
When the man's service advisor went to tell him this, he insisted that there was a light. When we took him over to the parts department to confirm that this light DOES NOT EXIST, he went on to accuse us of calling him crazy. He in fact was, he ran around to different parts of the dealership asking people in sales, accounting, and finance about this "ghost light" (he kept saying this because he thinks WE are crazy) When he finaly comes to pay his $9.95 ticket for inspection, he pays $5 in half dollars and the rest on debit. Nigga was crazy.
I work a ford dealership. A customer came in with a Taurus stating that the buttons for the cruise control don't light up. I look at the text on the buttons and it is painted on. The non-lightup option has white painted text on black plastic buttons while the lightup option has translucent buttons and everything except the text painted black. Clearly these buttons had never lit up ever and never would. I tell the service writer, she tells the customer, the customer goes nuts. I missed the actual argument but in the end we took the lightup buttons off of a new car and installed them in the customer car. Thank god the car's wiring harness has all the connectors regardless of options, plug and play ftw.
Slightly off topic but I have a question for you guys that do delivery...
Some places charge a delivery fee. Do you guys get that or does it go back to the restaurant? I've always wondered this and out of fear of stiffing the pizza guy always gave him a few bucks in cash anyways.
This is kinda reversed, but I actually had a server, ask me to my face for a tip. And I f**king asked for a glass of water, which is free. I don't f**king feel like tipping him for walking 15 feet and doing something that only takes like 20 seconds. F**king god, what a douche. He had an attitude, too.
I used to work at a game store back in the days of normal X-Box and Gamecube.
Holiday season comes and I get irritated parents and grandparents asking me for "X-Cubes" or "Gameboxes"
Me: "Errr..do you mean an X-Box or a Gamecube?"
I DON'T KNOOOOOW! DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT I MEEEAN?!
...obviously not or I wouldn't have asked! So sorry my latent telepathic abilities have yet to kick in.
I finally got sick of this and just started handing them the phone so they could call the kid or kids parents and ask to make sure.
FOOKING GAEMSTAWP
I KNOEW, RIET!?
I'm skipping over this topic to note that the fa**ot arguing about tipping is a cheap jew who should seriously consider slitting his own throat.
I've never worked a job where tips were involved, but anyone who isn't either mentally challenged or a massive dickhead can see why people who work in jobs where they normally get tipped get pissed when they aren't. I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you're from some country where people are payed enough by default for their work and don't need tips, but that's not how it f**king works here.
Not that any of that necessarily justifies f**king with people's stuff, although I'd consider f**king with them in some way regardless of whether or not it's "justified".
I work in Customer Care for a big mobile company, but it's in spanish. Judging by the posts in these threads, Puerto Ricans are Indians, and mexicans are... f**king mexicans. People from Puerto Rico are too f**king cheap to be believed, and Florida is full of cubans, which are the worst human beings in history.
Mexicans are fun to deal with, because they are f**king ignorant, and if they complain about their bill you can manage to blame them, and they will actually apologize to you.
Former cashier in an electronics store here. Fry's Electronics for anyone who cares.
Customer would often argue that we should honor the prices of products that were placed somewhere it didn't belong, oftentimes by other customers. We're not going to sell you $100 speakers for $20, moron.
Also, despite it being clearly marked on the pricetag, customers argue that we should honor the sale price. It clearly says that the sale ended yesterday. We can't just magically replace every tag, sir.
>We can't just magically replace every tag, sir.
At Sears, they eat the loss, *then* take the tag down.
It's about the only thing they do right, the stores are staffed by ex-cons and sh*t
I work fixing computers. I'm a temp, so I just do the boring stuff (pay bills - scan for viruses - format - setup, uninstall - mount, dismount)
anyway, we sell computers and computer parts as well..
this one guy comes to our shop (he was probably 50 years or older) and says he wants a dial-up modem. my boss is like "wtf" and tells the guy "well, nowadays we use broadband, it's much more efficient and not much more expensive" and the old man is like "no, no thanks, I'll just take the dial-up modem".
end of story: oldf** buys 56k modem ON 2010.
I work fixing computers. I'm a temp, so I just do the boring stuff (pay bills - scan for viruses - format - setup, uninstall - mount, dismount)
anyway, we sell computers and computer parts as well..
this one guy comes to our shop (he was probably 50 years or older) and says he wants a dial-up modem. my boss is like "wtf" and tells the guy "well, nowadays we use broadband, it's much more efficient and not much more expensive" and the old man is like "no, no thanks, I'll just take the dial-up modem".
end of story: oldf** buys 56k modem ON 2010.
Where do you work, and how did you get the job?
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
>Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Maybe you should have actually paid attention in school so you could get a real job
Where do you work, and how did you get the job?
microbusiness in Brazil, don't see how it's relevant though.
Where do you work, and how did you get the job?
wait, i see it now, it's because only in brazil people still buy dial-up.
owell, cold hard truth.
I've seen OP's picture many times now but this is the first time I noticed the "I shaved my balls for this" sign in the background. I lol'd
Hahahah oh my god, why do these threads always devolve into "WHY DON'T THEY TIP ME 100 DOLLAR BILLS FOR DOING MY JOB"
Because they respond to trolls the same way they respond to people who have no idea how tipping works in the States or what kind of people they have to deal with on a daily basis.
The guy ITT? Probably both. Also $100 is a bit of an exaggeration,but you're point was made.
WHEN I WAS LIFEGAURDING I'VE HAD SOME OLD LADY COME UP TO ME AND TELL ME TO MAKE SURE THE BLACK KIDS DIDN'T GO IN THE DEEP END BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM. IT'S HILARIOUS BECAUSE SHE THOUGHT SHE WAS BEING REALLY HELPFUL AND NOT RACIST AT ALL.
Because they respond to trolls the same way they respond to people who have no idea how tipping works in the States or what kind of people they have to deal with on a daily basis.
The guy ITT? Probably both. Also $100 is a bit of an exaggeration,but you're point was made.
Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
It is my car. My gas. Delivery drivers put triple the amount of miles on their car. You're damn f**king right I demand a little compesation for driving my car to your f**king house and handing you a pizza while you sit and f**k your old fat wife and watch tv in your underwear. If you can't tip then don't order for delivery you fat lazy mother f**ker. If you're that lazy and cheap then you wont mind a little spittle or semen in your food. Because it's too much work to send it back. Cheap fa**ots.
I hope I make you f**king scared to eat out at restaurants and order pizza for delivery because in those types of businesses we F**KING hate cheap a**holes like you. Better off you just stayed at home you cheap fa**ot. Remember. There are a lot more people out there like me too. I remember faces very well. I also spread my seed. I show others that it's okay to f**k with someones food if they're gonna be cheap jews. I hope you're f**king scared you fa**ot.
Sure I can agree to that. If some f**king waiter is not refilling your drinks, he's slow, food is late, not paying attention to you in general. Sure he doesn't deserve a tip. His service was not good.
I was a pizza driver. I was a pizza driver for 2 years. I knew my delivery area and I was fast. I drove my own car. None of it mattered. I'd deliver a pizza to a house 8 miles away in F**KING 17 minutes and get literally 25 cents.
Keep in mind it takes 1-2 minutes to make a pizza and 7-8 to cook it. I could drive a mile a minute through my area. Still get tipped bad. YOu tell me the customer doesn't deserve to get his food f**ked with? F**k you.
dude what teh f**k are you talking about with "entitlement complex" I don't feel entitled to sh*t. Here is the fact. As a waiter or server in America we are paid minimum wage. Do you know what that is you European f**k? It's where a business pays you the lowest legal amount possible. Literally every pizza driver and server in AMERICA gets paid minimum wage unless they've been with the company long enough to get whatever 40 cent raise they can get.
Here is another fact. You cannot make a living off of minumum wage if you work less that 25 hours a week. Most places in America want a full staff. So hours must be spread even.
I pay my f**king bills by making tips. The reason I have a job where i waste all my gas and drive my own car is so I make tips to pay my bills. Maybe you havent seen the real world yet because mommy wants to keep you in her clutch but in real life mother f**kers have bills, insurance, house, car, etc.
Spitting on some a**holes pizza who doesn't tip me proper is just the fun part of the job. I don't think twice about it. If you are gonna get delivery and not gonna tip then you need to pick up your f**king pizza. Simple as that. See it's spoiled little Euro f**ks like you who don't even know the value of the dollar. You don't know what hard work is. You ever work construction Brit boy? No? You f**king probably a tour guide at a museum you f**king little f**.
Oh god I lol'd so hard at the idiocy here. "I'LL F**K WITH YOUR PIZZA IF YOU DON'T TIP. SO YOU BETTER FUKKEN WATCH OUT."
You do realize that people who do not want to tip are not going to tip, regardless, right? Maybe they're just trying to pay the bills like you, bro. Good job ruining their pizza night. Maybe everyone should just drive to the stores and get their pizzas so little sh*ts like you don't have a job any more. Or maybe you shouldn't expect strangers to pay you for doing your job. That's what your boss is for. Get a real job and stop crying about that sh*t.
Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.
Then do it your f**king self.
I think the point is that when you get a service you're NOT doing it yourself and thus you should pay accordingly for services rendered.
If service was good and you're in a country where tipping is custom I don't see why you wouldn't. I know when I go out, I'm going to give 15% minimum. If service is fantastic..bigger tip. If it sucks...you get diddly squat.
Also, please keep in mind that sometimes f**k ups happen in the kitchen that your server has no control over. (such as how meat is cooked) So don't punish the poor server for things they can't help or check beforehand for themselves.
Oh god I lol'd so hard at the idiocy here. "I'LL F**K WITH YOUR PIZZA IF YOU DON'T TIP. SO YOU BETTER FUKKEN WATCH OUT."
You do realize that people who do not want to tip are not going to tip, regardless, right? Maybe they're just trying to pay the bills like you, bro. Good job ruining their pizza night. Maybe everyone should just drive to the stores and get their pizzas so little sh*ts like you don't have a job any more. Or maybe you shouldn't expect strangers to pay you for doing your job. That's what your boss is for. Get a real job and stop crying about that sh*t.
>implying that one can just go out to the Awesome Job Tree and pick one.
Oh god I lol'd so hard at the idiocy here. "I'LL F**K WITH YOUR PIZZA IF YOU DON'T TIP. SO YOU BETTER FUKKEN WATCH OUT."
You do realize that people who do not want to tip are not going to tip, regardless, right? Maybe they're just trying to pay the bills like you, bro. Good job ruining their pizza night. Maybe everyone should just drive to the stores and get their pizzas so little sh*ts like you don't have a job any more. Or maybe you shouldn't expect strangers to pay you for doing your job. That's what your boss is for. Get a real job and stop crying about that sh*t.
Oh, and to keep the thread on track, my girlfriend works at the county jail. She does various jobs mostly related to checking to make sure inmates don't have any other warrants when they come in, and otherwise processing their intake and discharge. They have an electronic thumbprint scanner to see if they're already in the system. Sometimes when they come in their fingerprints won't come up, so she has to ask them to try again. A surprising amount of the people who are asked to do it again will LICK THEIR FINGERS before once again sticking them on the scanner. Keep in mind that most jails and prisons have a TB infection rate of something around one in every ten.
She's seen two guys die in front of her, even though no one actually "dies" until they're out of the jail.
One guy had such bad frostbite from being homeless in winter that ALL of his toes were gone. And another guy was brought in and when his boot and sock were removed, one of his toes fell out of the sock.
She has some great stories, I'll try to remember some more.
>implying that one can just go out to the Awesome Job Tree and pick one.
>implying that I implied anything of the sort
I've been without a job for about a year since I got my BS, but I was recently hired for a job with a definitive end date. However, since I am not a retard who can only drive a car around town, I will get a transfer and then make a career out of it instead of bitching about how hard it is to find jobs.
Oh, and to keep the thread on track, my girlfriend works at the county jail. She does various jobs mostly related to checking to make sure inmates don't have any other warrants when they come in, and otherwise processing their intake and discharge. They have an electronic thumbprint scanner to see if they're already in the system. Sometimes when they come in their fingerprints won't come up, so she has to ask them to try again. A surprising amount of the people who are asked to do it again will LICK THEIR FINGERS before once again sticking them on the scanner. Keep in mind that most jails and prisons have a TB infection rate of something around one in every ten.
She's seen two guys die in front of her, even though no one actually "dies" until they're out of the jail.
One guy had such bad frostbite from being homeless in winter that ALL of his toes were gone. And another guy was brought in and when his boot and sock were removed, one of his toes fell out of the sock.
She has some great stories, I'll try to remember some more.
Just remembered that one time she had a guy on PCP in who was talking to rabbits that were on the bench with him.
Another guy swore that the reason he was being arrested was because the sheriff was f**king his wife and putting him in jail meant he could do it more often.
A guy tried to bail his wife out of jail with a twig from "the last tree in the world." Spouted a bunch of other gibberish, something about God. Then when he got belligerent and violent he ran from the officers and wound up wrecking his car. The kicker? His wife wasn't even an inmate there.
>implying that I implied anything of the sort
I've been without a job for about a year since I got my BS, but I was recently hired for a job with a definitive end date. However, since I am not a retard who can only drive a car around town, I will get a transfer and then make a career out of it instead of bitching about how hard it is to find jobs.
It depends on where you live too bro. Don't judge unless you know someone's situation.
Worked at Target in electronics for ~2 years. I had a pretty cool coworker named Josh (weeaboo, but whatever, nice guy) who was the main electronics guy, and I was the backup.
Anyways, one day I go to Target with some of my friends, we get some drinks at Starbucks and start looking around the electronics section. Josh is working, and he's pretty busy with the 4-5 people waiting in line. This one older woman keeps bothering him even though she is like third in line and he's clearly getting annoyed, so I just tell him that I'll help her out. This is totally against the rules, as working off the clock makes our managers RAGE. I know I'm doing wrong, but, f**k, he was about to flip his sh*t at this old woman who just didn't seem to get it.
Worked at Target in electronics for ~2 years. I had a pretty cool coworker named Josh (weeaboo, but whatever, nice guy) who was the main electronics guy, and I was the backup.cont'd
Anyways, one day I go to Target with some of my friends, we get some drinks at Starbucks and start looking around the electronics section. Josh is working, and he's pretty busy with the 4-5 people waiting in line. This one older woman keeps bothering him even though she is like third in line and he's clearly getting annoyed, so I just tell him that I'll help her out. This is totally against the rules, as working off the clock makes our managers RAGE. I know I'm doing wrong, but, f**k, he was about to flip his sh*t at this old woman who just didn't seem to get it.
So I ask the woman what she needs. "A CD changer." Okay, easy enough. I walk her over to the back wall where we keep the CD changers and the stereo systems. Keep in mind, I am in street clothes and I have a frappucino in my hand.
"No, these are all way too big. I need a small CD changer."
>"Sorry ma'am, but we don't sell small CD changers, and I'm not even sure if they make them."
"They definitely do. My friend has one."
>"That may be, but we don't sell them here. Sorry."
"Well my friend got hers from Target in Merrit Island (nearby town) and you guys have all the same stuff here."
>"Sorry, they may have them in Merrit Island, but we definitely don't have them here."
"Fine then, I'll just go to WalMart."
Now, people said this sh*t to me ALL THE TIME, and I could not give less of a sh*t. My biggest problem was with the way she said it, like I should be devastated that she is taking her business elsewhere. Luckily for me, I didn't work on commissions.
>"That's fine, ma'am, we don't get paid on commission anyways, so yeah, you may be able to find it there."
"Well I don't think it's very nice to be sucking down a drink when you're helping somebody."
Now, I was a great f**king employee and this was the only time I have ever lost my cool with a customer.
>"Ma'am, I'm not on the clock right now. I don't give a DAMN what you think."
She got really flustered because I swore at her and walked away very quickly. Not too bad of me, but I felt really good afterwards.
It depends on where you live too bro. Don't judge unless you know someone's situation.
So you're pro semen-on-low-tippers-food then? Kind of retarded if you're talking about not judging people. I mean, I have a pretty good idea of how big of a piece of sh*t someone that does that is.
cont'd
So I ask the woman what she needs. "A CD changer." Okay, easy enough. I walk her over to the back wall where we keep the CD changers and the stereo systems. Keep in mind, I am in street clothes and I have a frappucino in my hand.
"No, these are all way too big. I need a small CD changer."
>"Sorry ma'am, but we don't sell small CD changers, and I'm not even sure if they make them."
"They definitely do. My friend has one."
>"That may be, but we don't sell them here. Sorry."
"Well my friend got hers from Target in Merrit Island (nearby town) and you guys have all the same stuff here."
>"Sorry, they may have them in Merrit Island, but we definitely don't have them here."
"Fine then, I'll just go to WalMart."
Now, people said this sh*t to me ALL THE TIME, and I could not give less of a sh*t. My biggest problem was with the way she said it, like I should be devastated that she is taking her business elsewhere. Luckily for me, I didn't work on commissions.
>"That's fine, ma'am, we don't get paid on commission anyways, so yeah, you may be able to find it there."
"Well I don't think it's very nice to be sucking down a drink when you're helping somebody."
Now, I was a great f**king employee and this was the only time I have ever lost my cool with a customer.
>"Ma'am, I'm not on the clock right now. I don't give a DAMN what you think."
She got really flustered because I swore at her and walked away very quickly. Not too bad of me, but I felt really good afterwards.
Did you take a drink in between sentences? Because that would be ever more hilariouser.
Did you take a drink in between sentences? Because that would be ever more hilariouser.
I honestly don't remember. I should have spit that sh*t in her face though.
worked at a fast food place. f**king ni**er buys fries and when he gets them, sends em back asking for more and more, always more ignorant ass ni**er f**k. well we just smile all fake until he goes away.
best part is, my mananger and all her hispanic employees just laugh about it after and talk about how much they hate ni**ers. ahhh nice summer
Then do it your f**king self.
I think the point is that when you get a service you're NOT doing it yourself and thus you should pay accordingly for services rendered.
If service was good and you're in a country where tipping is custom I don't see why you wouldn't. I know when I go out, I'm going to give 15% minimum. If service is fantastic..bigger tip. If it sucks...you get diddly squat.
Also, please keep in mind that sometimes f**k ups happen in the kitchen that your server has no control over. (such as how meat is cooked) So don't punish the poor server for things they can't help or check beforehand for themselves.
So I have a good friend that worked as a server. She flat out told me that she and other servers would give sh*tty service if they didn't think they were going to get a tip. So of course they didn't tip.
My biggest problem with not taking the money out of the tips when your food is not prepared is that there is absolutely no way to tell if it is not prepared properly because of the kitchen or if it is because the server is an idiot who can't remember everything but for some reason refuses to write stuff down. Or they just plain do not write it down correctly. I do not tip the cooks, therefore the tip I give is based on the food and the service. Most of the time I don't even send it back when it's wrong either, because god forbid some a**hole back there thinks I'm slighting them. And supposing that they did do something to the food, and then got fired for it (probably not), they'll just go out and get another minimum wage (or less) job at another restaurant since they're hiring servers perpetually.
The whole industry is f**ked and I don't understand why someone who is desperate for a job would ever choose to work in a very high stress job. It's like someone who's in AA trying to get a job at a liquor store. If you're so desperate for money that you're going to flip out and endanger people's lives if you don't get a tip then you probably should not be working there. And if you honestly don't understand that putting your bodily fluids in someone else's food is endangering their life then you do not need to work anywhere near food.
worked at a fast food place. f**king ni**er buys fries and when he gets them, sends em back asking for more and more, always more ignorant ass ni**er f**k. well we just smile all fake until he goes away.
best part is, my mananger and all her hispanic employees just laugh about it after and talk about how much they hate ni**ers. ahhh nice summer
I am not sure if you aware of this, but most of your post does not make any sense.
So you're pro semen-on-low-tippers-food then? Kind of retarded if you're talking about not judging people. I mean, I have a pretty good idea of how big of a piece of sh*t someone that does that is.
>implying I said such a thing.
No, our pizza delivery friend here is a douche. If someone is a lousy tipper yes, it sucks ass, that person is a cheapskate etc. but messing with peoples food makes you just as much of a douche as they are.
So I have a good friend that worked as a server. She flat out told me that she and other servers would give sh*tty service if they didn't think they were going to get a tip. So of course they didn't tip.
My biggest problem with not taking the money out of the tips when your food is not prepared is that there is absolutely no way to tell if it is not prepared properly because of the kitchen or if it is because the server is an idiot who can't remember everything but for some reason refuses to write stuff down. Or they just plain do not write it down correctly. I do not tip the cooks, therefore the tip I give is based on the food and the service. Most of the time I don't even send it back when it's wrong either, because god forbid some a**hole back there thinks I'm slighting them. And supposing that they did do something to the food, and then got fired for it (probably not), they'll just go out and get another minimum wage (or less) job at another restaurant since they're hiring servers perpetually.
The whole industry is f**ked and I don't understand why someone who is desperate for a job would ever choose to work in a very high stress job. It's like someone who's in AA trying to get a job at a liquor store. If you're so desperate for money that you're going to flip out and endanger people's lives if you don't get a tip then you probably should not be working there. And if you honestly don't understand that putting your bodily fluids in someone else's food is endangering their life then you do not need to work anywhere near food.
I pretty much just tip 15% even if things were kinda "meh" food wise. If something's wrong and I point it out and the waitress apologizes and goes to fix it, no harm no foul.
If the waitress was a bitch or treated me like crap then yeah, no tip for her.
I tip 15% standard, 18-20% for good service. Can go up or down 5% from those levels for particularly good or bad service.
In the handful of cases service has been so terrible I didn't want to leave a tip at all I instead tipped all my pennies (or all nickels if had no pennies on me), so they'd know it was for sh*t service and not just because I was an idiot and forgot to leave anything.
>implying I said such a thing.
No, our pizza delivery friend here is a douche. If someone is a lousy tipper yes, it sucks ass, that person is a cheapskate etc. but messing with peoples food makes you just as much of a douche as they are.
much more of a douchebag, actually. the guy not tipping saves money. the guy spitting in that guy's food loses time, gains risk, potentially loses his job and thus loses both happiness and money.
first healthcare is not a right for you American citizens.
then making a minimum wage is not a right for you America citizens
do you guys have any rights at all? i mean sh*t from what i read so far, a customer doesn't have the right to good clean food prepared hygenically.
Idiocracy here we come!
first healthcare is not a right for you American citizens.
then making a minimum wage is not a right for you America citizens
do you guys have any rights at all? i mean sh*t from what i read so far, a customer doesn't have the right to good clean food prepared hygenically.
Idiocracy here we come!
...Idiocracy indeed.
Currently working at a call center for a cable company.
I used to do billing, and can agree that Indians are cheap. They always ask to waive every fee, even if its like a dollar.
I'm now doing video repair. We get several calls a day from old people who can't work their dvd players/VCRs/Tivos/HDTVs and threaten to cancel after we say we can't help them.
I had this one black lady call in claiming a tech had just disconnected her, and she "had seen him." There's a tech working in the apt complex, and I have her go up to the guy and ask to fix it since he's already on the property. I get him on the phone, and he explains to me that this complex is made up of four buildings. He's been working on the second, and she lives in the fourth. They have separate cable nodes, so there's no way he could have disconnected her, but says he's more the happy to check it once he's done with his current job. He passes the phone back to her, and I overhear her bitch him out for disconnecting her. F**king idiot.
Once had an old guy call and tell me never to get rid of Windows XP.
first healthcare is not a right for you American citizens.
then making a minimum wage is not a right for you America citizens
do you guys have any rights at all? i mean sh*t from what i read so far, a customer doesn't have the right to good clean food prepared hygenically.
Idiocracy here we come!
Quick note to Eurokid..
Health care is NOT a right.
http://afcm.org/hcinar_video.html
http://www.capitalismmagazine.com/index.php?news=5285
I suggest you quickly learn what the word "right" actually means.
Also, if you knew anything about microeconomics you would know that the minimum wage shouldn't exist, period. A minimum wage retards economic growth since there are some jobs that simply aren't worth $7/hr.
Quick note to Eurokid..
Health care is NOT a right.
http://afcm.org/hcinar_video.html
http://www.capitalismmagazine.com/index.php?news=5285
I suggest you quickly learn what the word "right" actually means.
Also, if you knew anything about microeconomics you would know that the minimum wage shouldn't exist, period. A minimum wage retards economic growth since there are some jobs that simply aren't worth $7/hr.
Health care is a right in every country that has ratified the UDHR.
Quick note to Eurokid..
Health care is NOT a right.
http://afcm.org/hcinar_video.html
http://www.capitalismmagazine.com/index.php?news=5285
I suggest you quickly learn what the word "right" actually means.
Also, if you knew anything about microeconomics you would know that the minimum wage shouldn't exist, period. A minimum wage retards economic growth since there are some jobs that simply aren't worth $7/hr.
>implying that the only model for economic growth is an inexorable race to the bottom
Health care is a right in every country that has ratified the UDHR.
Which is why that is a joke.
By that definition of "right" that means that they have the "right" to reach into the pockets of others (or more appropriately, that the government has that right). This is a primary initiation of force, which runs contrary to the actual principles of capitalism.
Again, these are things that you would know if you took a single economics class at any point in your life. You do not have the right to take something from someone else or to infringe upon another.
To everyone in this thread:
Obtain the information somehow of the customer who pissed you off. Research them and where they live.
Kill 2 years.
Check back in on them, stalk them and learn their habits, then off them.
Not a suspect.
>implying that the only model for economic growth is an inexorable race to the bottom
>implying that you understand a damn thing about economics
>implying that capitalism isn't the ideal system for societal growth and better than everything else tried in human history
Honest question. How old are you? If you're older than 15, are you willfully ignorant or have you just never learned any of this.
Which is why that is a joke.
By that definition of "right" that means that they have the "right" to reach into the pockets of others (or more appropriately, that the government has that right). This is a primary initiation of force, which runs contrary to the actual principles of capitalism.
Again, these are things that you would know if you took a single economics class at any point in your life. You do not have the right to take something from someone else or to infringe upon another.
>This is a primary initiation of force, which runs contrary to the actual principles of capitalism.
Capitalism is cool and all, but this statement is just flat out wrong. There is no moral compass involved in capitalism, and the idea of primary initiation of force has absolutely nothing to do with capitalism. That's a political view, not an economic one, and your association of the two makes you at least appear to be a major randroid. Please adjust your phrasing so that what you write can be taken seriously.
>implying that you understand a damn thing about economics
>implying that capitalism isn't the ideal system for societal growth and better than everything else tried in human history
Honest question. How old are you? If you're older than 15, are you willfully ignorant or have you just never learned any of this.
I'm sorry, I didn't realize that what the US has had all along was not straight up capitalism, but a mixed economy. Whoops, my b.
I work in a family pizza restaurant. The other day some men came in and ordered 3 pitchers of beer. This got them drunk enough to start screaming at each other, then two got in a fist fight. I, a mild mannered 21 year old female, had to tell a bunch of grown they were being ridiculous and gtfo my restaurant.
And before that I worked at an art supply store. Some ni**er came in with like 200 dollars worth of stuff
>>HURR DURR I BOUGHT THIS BEATEN UP THING HERE THE OTHER DAY GIVE ME CASH FOR IT
>>*checks ID* Sir, this is a new store and we have not sold even one of those yet. Also, they took your name at the store south of here and sent out a fax saying you'd been caught stealing from them.
>>MOTHER F**KING YOUR FULL OF BULLSH*T I BOUGHT THIS HERE YOU C**T YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME F**KING MONEY *rage out of store, f**king kicking the SLIDING DOORS down*
>>*go in the break room and cry a little*
After 4 years working in customer service, I loathe most everyone.
People are horribly cheap. It's one thing I've learned from working retail. Even as a pharmacy tech.
Our store offered certain medications for a flat $4 dollars for a 30 day supply. This is of course intended for people who don't otherwise have insurance, etc.
Well there were quite a few customers who knew about the list and wanted their meds ran through on it. Which is fine.
EXCEPT WHEN THEIR COPAY WAS F**KING $5
They would get pissey and force us to reprocess the prescription under the $4 to save them the dollar, and then become indignant when they would have to remind us every time. Even though We explain to them every time our system gives no indication of store discounts.
And don't get me started on drug seekers.
I worked at a loal supermarket for a while. Had some guy in his 50s or so come up to me and buy some booze. He had two teens with him, I asked if he was gonna give any to them and he said no. That's my only obligation, so I then proceeded to serve them.
Now, I wasn't paying a huge ammount of attention to what was going on (it was pretty late, I was just doing my job), but it turns out that one of the little f**ks at a videocamera hidden on him. He recorded it from such an angle that it looks like he was handing me the money and buying the booze (honestly, the kid could've been the one to actually hand me the money, I don't know. I was serving the guy, not paying too much attention to exactly where the money came from).
they later posted the video up on facebook and everyone saw it. Little sh*ts got me suspended and I nearly lost my job. Turned out the older guy was some local layabout doing it for sh*ts and lols, and he'd promised the kids some of the booze.
Sh*tsux
What the did was pretty f**ked up, but it was honestly your fault. If you have any reason to believe a minor may be drinking or smoking, refuse the sale. It's the only way to cover your ass. They'll get pissed off, but you won't get fired/ fined.
Oh, I got a bad one.
I work at a gas station. Occasionally, people will f**k up and give you less or more than they say they did for the pump. Whatever, it happens, I usually put the amount they gave me on the pump and inform them. It works out, nobody gets mad.
But this one time, some Mexican who can barely speak English sends his son in. Now, his son can barely speak English too. The kid says, "64 on 5." I take the cash, look over it. He's only got 44 there. I count it out in front of him, twice, to show him it's not 64 dollars. Kid just says to put 64 there and leaves.
Well, they finish pumping and the kid comes in, looking annoyed. He wants the other twenty on the pump. I tell him he didn't give me enough. He gets his dad, who proceeds to yell at me in broken English about how I lied and stole his money. To calm the f**ker down, I count out my drawer (in front of him), and it's close to a dollar short. He then yells incoherently for awhile and says he'll never come back.
He then comes back the next day to yell at me some more.
Oh, I got a bad one.
I work at a gas station. Occasionally, people will f**k up and give you less or more than they say they did for the pump. Whatever, it happens, I usually put the amount they gave me on the pump and inform them. It works out, nobody gets mad.
But this one time, some Mexican who can barely speak English sends his son in. Now, his son can barely speak English too. The kid says, "64 on 5." I take the cash, look over it. He's only got 44 there. I count it out in front of him, twice, to show him it's not 64 dollars. Kid just says to put 64 there and leaves.
Well, they finish pumping and the kid comes in, looking annoyed. He wants the other twenty on the pump. I tell him he didn't give me enough. He gets his dad, who proceeds to yell at me in broken English about how I lied and stole his money. To calm the f**ker down, I count out my drawer (in front of him), and it's close to a dollar short. He then yells incoherently for awhile and says he'll never come back.
He then comes back the next day to yell at me some more.
Shoulda had the kid go and get his dad. Daddy obviously can't count.
I work in a family pizza restaurant. The other day some men came in and ordered 3 pitchers of beer. This got them drunk enough to start screaming at each other, then two got in a fist fight. I, a mild mannered 21 year old female, had to tell a bunch of grown they were being ridiculous and gtfo my restaurant.
And before that I worked at an art supply store. Some ni**er came in with like 200 dollars worth of stuff
>>HURR DURR I BOUGHT THIS BEATEN UP THING HERE THE OTHER DAY GIVE ME CASH FOR IT
>>*checks ID* Sir, this is a new store and we have not sold even one of those yet. Also, they took your name at the store south of here and sent out a fax saying you'd been caught stealing from them.
>>MOTHER F**KING YOUR FULL OF BULLSH*T I BOUGHT THIS HERE YOU C**T YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME F**KING MONEY *rage out of store, f**king kicking the SLIDING DOORS down*
>>*go in the break room and cry a little*
After 4 years working in customer service, I loathe most everyone.
>customer service.
you poor bastard, cursed to experience those with senses of entitlement almost daily.
i work in a local market.
the other day a woman,about 45 years old comes up to me and has a package of 8 string cheese in her hand. she says "how do you cook these?"
i laugh in her face and tell her they are mozzarella and she asks me "what are they for then?"
some other lady asked me how much olive oil there was in a certain product, and didnt believe me when i said the order of the ingredients on the label is by what quantity of the ingredient it contains.
Not exactly a customer, but one of the wagon drivers at my place took 29 attempts to back his wagon into the bay correctly. When he finally succeeded everyone in the bay/yard/office (who had all gathered to witness) cheered for a good 2 minutes and he refused to come out of the cab.
i'm sure there are unions for pizza drivers but i know for a fact my manager would never hire someone who is involved with a pizza driver union.
YES! Don't you see YES! He's a child. Doesn't know the value of money. He's gonna take that money... in which I could have paid my water bill with... and spend it on f**king bullsh*t. So f**k him. So now he can see how it feels when something of his gets taken. He stole my money...right in front of my own eyes. F**k him. Besides like i said his mom will buy him a new one probably.
where the hell do you live that you can pay your water bill for 5 bucks?!
I work in a family pizza restaurant. The other day some men came in and ordered 3 pitchers of beer. This got them drunk enough to start screaming at each other, then two got in a fist fight. I, a mild mannered 21 year old female, had to tell a bunch of grown they were being ridiculous and gtfo my restaurant.
And before that I worked at an art supply store. Some ni**er came in with like 200 dollars worth of stuff
>>HURR DURR I BOUGHT THIS BEATEN UP THING HERE THE OTHER DAY GIVE ME CASH FOR IT
>>*checks ID* Sir, this is a new store and we have not sold even one of those yet. Also, they took your name at the store south of here and sent out a fax saying you'd been caught stealing from them.
>>MOTHER F**KING YOUR FULL OF BULLSH*T I BOUGHT THIS HERE YOU C**T YOU BETTER GIVE ME SOME F**KING MONEY *rage out of store, f**king kicking the SLIDING DOORS down*
>>*go in the break room and cry a little*
After 4 years working in customer service, I loathe most everyone.
Should've called the police to come arrest his ass for stealing from the other store.
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