Losing my virginity tomorrow

Hi anonymous,
Losing my virginity tomorrow.
She's much, much more experienced than me.
Any tips?
(No tips about premature ejaculation are needed)

put it in, and thrust

Dress up as a clown.
Bitches love clowns.

You need to blow INSIDE the vagina, not outside.
And peeing is a good way to lube up entry.

Ask your dad for advice, he knows his way around her.

OP here
Do I need to push a lot to get into her vagina, or does it slip in quite easily?

You need to blow INSIDE the vagina, not outside.
And peeing is a good way to lube up entry.

Don't f**king pee, this guy is an idiot, don't worry about lube her pu**y should provide plenty.
Blow it in her though, you will regret it later that you didn't.

OP here
Do I need to push a lot to get into her vagina, or does it slip in quite easily?

lol assuming she's horny, it should go in easily.

OP here
Do I need to push a lot to get into her vagina, or does it slip in quite easily?

Easy, even if you have a thicker c**k. She may wince but who f**king cares she will start to like it after a minute or 2.

ur an idiot

OP here
Do I need to push a lot to get into her vagina, or does it slip in quite easily?

Depends on her, if she's wet (which she won't be because you're completely new to this and probably suck at foreplay) it slides in. If not, shove that sh*t in there through the screams.

OP here
Do I need to push a lot to get into her vagina, or does it slip in quite easily?

Push a bit, if she says something along the lines of "not there" then you need to move your dick to the right place before pushing.
The opening is probably going to be a bit lower down than you expect. (or further up from behind)

OP here
Do I need to push a lot to get into her vagina, or does it slip in quite easily?

Depends on how wet she is. You'll need to push fairly hard, as it doesn't "just slip in," but you won't need three tons of pressure.

your tip. in her vagoo.

She'll probably guide you through a lot of it if she knows you haven't done it before.
The biggest thing you have to do is to remember to relax and enjoy yourself. Sex is fun. Have fun.

Easy, even if you have a thicker c**k. She may wince but who f**king cares she will start to like it after a minute or 2.

>a minute or two
Too bad he won't be lasting that long

Go in as deep as you can, then trust hard and long.

rape her, then kill her. then rape her again.

Push a bit, if she says something along the lines of "not there" then you need to move your dick to the right place before pushing.
The opening is probably going to be a bit lower down than you expect. (or further up from behind)

>The opening is probably going to be a bit lower down than you expect
this. The actual entrance to the vagina is located on her about where the underside of your scrotum ends (about 1.5-2 inches from the anus)

>a minute or two
Too bad he won't be lasting that long

I dunno, took me about 40 mins to orgasm on my first time. Nervousness has the opposite effect for some people.

>a minute or two
Too bad he won't be lasting that long

Hahahaha, yeah you are right. I lasted an hour surprisingly. Later to find out she had a loose vag from fingering herself with more than 2 fingers and stuffing things up there despite her being a virgin.

I dunno, took me about 40 mins to orgasm on my first time. Nervousness has the opposite effect for some people.

She had a loose pu**y bro, or loose pu**y and small dick

If you're going to use a condom, get used to it before you start to have sex. It can squeeze off some of the blood flow and if you're not used to that, it could kill your boner. Just be prepared.

Spent ALOT of time eating her out, until your tongue hurts, contrary to popular belief women aren't hard to please you just have to figure out if she is prefers licking or sucking. When entering for the first time aim well below where you think her vagina is. Don't do stupid porno things like slapping her ass or asking to cum on her face or spitting on her pu**y or sticking a finger up her ass, (unless SHE asks) and most importantly where a motherf**king condom.

let her teach you.

Spent ALOT of time eating her out, until your tongue hurts, contrary to popular belief women aren't hard to please you just have to figure out if she is prefers licking or sucking. When entering for the first time aim well below where you think her vagina is. Don't do stupid porno things like slapping her ass or asking to cum on her face or spitting on her pu**y or sticking a finger up her ass, (unless SHE asks) and most importantly where a motherf**king condom.

I was eating a girl out once, and out of nowhere I started rubbing her anus. After a while I lubed a finger with her pu**y juice and slowly inserted it.
She came shortly after and just stayed there shaking for a good 10 minutes.

Spent ALOT of time eating her out, until your tongue hurts, contrary to popular belief women aren't hard to please you just have to figure out if she is prefers licking or sucking. When entering for the first time aim well below where you think her vagina is. Don't do stupid porno things like slapping her ass or asking to cum on her face or spitting on her pu**y or sticking a finger up her ass, (unless SHE asks) and most importantly where a motherf**king condom.

>She's much, much more experienced than me.
>Spent ALOT of time eating her out

I was eating a girl out once, and out of nowhere I started rubbing her anus. After a while I lubed a finger with her pu**y juice and slowly inserted it.
She came shortly after and just stayed there shaking for a good 10 minutes.

riveting tale old chap
Coolstory

riveting tale old chap
Coolstory

Hey at least I contriboot, f**ker.

Spent ALOT of time eating her out, until your tongue hurts, contrary to popular belief women aren't hard to please you just have to figure out if she is prefers licking or sucking. When entering for the first time aim well below where you think her vagina is. Don't do stupid porno things like slapping her ass or asking to cum on her face or spitting on her pu**y or sticking a finger up her ass, (unless SHE asks) and most importantly where a motherf**king condom.

Bro, the first time I had sex you couldn't pay me to eat a girl out.

Bro, the first time I had sex you couldn't pay me to eat a girl out.

I'm confused.
Was this because you didn't like pu**y, or because you didn't have a bank account?

I'm confused.
Was this because you didn't like pu**y, or because you didn't have a bank account?

Women are wh**res and the only pleasure they deserve is from when I am using them to stuff my dick in.
I'm not gonna put my mouth anywhere near where my dick has just been.

Women are wh**res and the only pleasure they deserve is from when I am using them to stuff my dick in.
I'm not gonna put my mouth anywhere near where my dick has just been.

Then go down on her beforehand?

make sure you don't put it in her ass by mistake. it'd be pretty lolworthy

If you're going to use a condom, get used to it before you start to have sex. It can squeeze off some of the blood flow and if you're not used to that, it could kill your boner. Just be prepared.

Jesus christ on a stick, take these words to heart. Find a brand/size of condom you're comfortable with before f**king, it makes a huge difference.

Soooo she's a wh**re then?

Bro, the first time I had sex you couldn't pay me to eat a girl out.

Yeah I know brah, vaginas are gross
To contribute: make eye contact and smile make her realise you want to be intimate with her and not a jerk looking for a moist hole to stick his c**k in.

Then go down on her beforehand?

Do I have to repeat myself retard? Women don't deserve it.
You have to be a retard not to train her to worship your c**k while you do nothing in return.

Women are wh**res and the only pleasure they deserve is from when I am using them to stuff my dick in.
I'm not gonna put my mouth anywhere near where my dick has just been.

You're a f**king virgin.
Eat the pu**y all day. I'll pull my dick out and eat a bitches pu**y then put it back in.

You're a f**king virgin.
Eat the pu**y all day. I'll pull my dick out and eat a bitches pu**y then put it back in.

You sound like a bitch or her bitch to me.

does anyone have an idea where the OP's picture is from?

does anyone have an idea where the OP's picture is from?

Don't know but I thought was f**king hot too.

OP, don't be nervous about doing anything. If you wanna smack her ass, dont hesitate, just do it, and do it with fervor. Take your time with it, you want this to last a while. make sure you have a good setting to f**k in: somewhere you can both be comfortable and you have a good two or so hours of privacy. If she wants to do something, dont deny her. for example, when i lost my virginity, the girl wanted to wear socks, and i wanted it to be more pure (read: fully nude [don't know why, i was weird]) so she didnt end up wearing them. it didnt cause a problem but looking back she would have had that much more fun with it if i had let her.
aside from that, enjoy yourself, and do inhibit yourself in anyway

OP, don't be nervous about doing anything. If you wanna smack her ass, dont hesitate, just do it, and do it with fervor. Take your time with it, you want this to last a while. make sure you have a good setting to f**k in: somewhere you can both be comfortable and you have a good two or so hours of privacy. If she wants to do something, dont deny her. for example, when i lost my virginity, the girl wanted to wear socks, and i wanted it to be more pure (read: fully nude [don't know why, i was weird]) so she didnt end up wearing them. it didnt cause a problem but looking back she would have had that much more fun with it if i had let her.
aside from that, enjoy yourself, and do inhibit yourself in anyway

oops, that was supposed to be 'don't'

Soooo she's a wh**re then?

I know she has had a lot of sex, not sure how many guys.
Sometimes she talks about the sexual stuff she's done and I don't know what to say in reply...

I know she has had a lot of sex, not sure how many guys.
Sometimes she talks about the sexual stuff she's done and I don't know what to say in reply...

Ignore my bust in her comment, use a condom bro.

I know she has had a lot of sex, not sure how many guys.
Sometimes she talks about the sexual stuff she's done and I don't know what to say in reply...

Might have all been with the same guy. You never know, you could be that guy now.

I know she has had a lot of sex, not sure how many guys.
Sometimes she talks about the sexual stuff she's done and I don't know what to say in reply...

Well then, one thing is sure ; you won't have any problem putting it in.

Might have all been with the same guy. You never know, you could be that guy now.

Oh I didn;t mean it like that.
It's just when she says stuff like she used to have sex in the store room at school while her parents went to the parent teacher meetings, she obviously expects me to say something in return, but what?

Oh I didn;t mean it like that.
It's just when she says stuff like she used to have sex in the store room at school while her parents went to the parent teacher meetings, she obviously expects me to say something in return, but what?

Try "That's hot" maybe?

Oh I didn;t mean it like that.
It's just when she says stuff like she used to have sex in the store room at school while her parents went to the parent teacher meetings, she obviously expects me to say something in return, but what?

just say "haha awesome" and then tell some sexual story or change the subject. it won't matter after you've f**ked her, you'll be more comfortable talkin bout sh*t like that

Oh I didn;t mean it like that.
It's just when she says stuff like she used to have sex in the store room at school while her parents went to the parent teacher meetings, she obviously expects me to say something in return, but what?

Always reply in a positive way whenever a girl tells you stuff she's done like that.
If you don't say anything she will probably think you disapprove. (and will therefore never do it with you)

Dear OP
When you lose your virginity (planned) to an experienced woman (who knows she is taking your virginity) she knows to to expect much from you. And that is OK, because to be honest you probably wont be offering very much.
But if you really want to wow her, make her cum before you stick your penis in her.
How do you do this?
the typical ways. the 'come hither' motion inside her vag. give her a bit of oral while fingering her. kiss the inside of her legs and tease her a bit. You dont want to be doing too much teasing - the length of teasing/f**king/whatever in porns is really overdone. cut these times in half. sex gets really boring for a girl if you're doing the same thing for more than 3min strait.

Dear OP
When you lose your virginity (planned) to an experienced woman (who knows she is taking your virginity) she knows to to expect much from you. And that is OK, because to be honest you probably wont be offering very much.
But if you really want to wow her, make her cum before you stick your penis in her.
How do you do this?
the typical ways. the 'come hither' motion inside her vag. give her a bit of oral while fingering her. kiss the inside of her legs and tease her a bit. You dont want to be doing too much teasing - the length of teasing/f**king/whatever in porns is really overdone. cut these times in half. sex gets really boring for a girl if you're doing the same thing for more than 3min strait.

I don't know what porn you're watching but in my vast porn viewing experience foreplay is under represented (unless you count trying to asphyxiate women with your c**k foreplay) and actual f**king massively overrepresented, women don't like having their cervix slammed for hours on end. Its all about tongue and finger work. After you pop try and stay awake long enough to kiss and cuddle with her for a bit. And under no circumstance say "I love you" during or after the sex. This is the #1 fear of experienced women f**king virgins that they are gonna become clingy and obsessive just because you had sex with them.

BE A MAN AND TAKE A BELT SANDER TO HER CLIT

I don't know what porn you're watching but in my vast porn viewing experience foreplay is under represented (unless you count trying to asphyxiate women with your c**k foreplay) and actual f**king massively overrepresented, women don't like having their cervix slammed for hours on end. Its all about tongue and finger work. After you pop try and stay awake long enough to kiss and cuddle with her for a bit. And under no circumstance say "I love you" during or after the sex. This is the #1 fear of experienced women f**king virgins that they are gonna become clingy and obsessive just because you had sex with them.

Hahaha so true
OP say "I love you" just to troll and freak her out. Don't expect to get laid again unless she reiterates the phrase. In that case though GET THE F**K OUT.

Dear OP
When you lose your virginity (planned) to an experienced woman (who knows she is taking your virginity) she knows to to expect much from you. And that is OK, because to be honest you probably wont be offering very much.
But if you really want to wow her, make her cum before you stick your penis in her.
How do you do this?
the typical ways. the 'come hither' motion inside her vag. give her a bit of oral while fingering her. kiss the inside of her legs and tease her a bit. You dont want to be doing too much teasing - the length of teasing/f**king/whatever in porns is really overdone. cut these times in half. sex gets really boring for a girl if you're doing the same thing for more than 3min strait.

virgin
so obviously virgin it's funny

I'm a virgin as well, and I will be banging a girl pretty soon, but I've gotten plenty of blowjobs/eaten out girls, so I am all good on the foreplay.

Only real thing I'm worried about is me finishing before her... I'm pretty good for longevity with a girl, which is weird because I cum in 1 min when I masturbate. I'm not complaining, but my point is that I just want to make sure I get her off completely, so I think I'll get her real close then stick it in and even if I have to keep going/have her blow me to finish, I'll be OK with that.

I'm a virgin as well, and I will be banging a girl pretty soon, but I've gotten plenty of blowjobs/eaten out girls, so I am all good on the foreplay.

Only real thing I'm worried about is me finishing before her... I'm pretty good for longevity with a girl, which is weird because I cum in 1 min when I masturbate. I'm not complaining, but my point is that I just want to make sure I get her off completely, so I think I'll get her real close then stick it in and even if I have to keep going/have her blow me to finish, I'll be OK with that.

Samef** here, also weird with this girl. Well not weird, but different from what I'm used to. She likes penetration over clit stimulation. I think it's because she has a smaller clit than I have seen in the past, so maybe she's just used to it.
When I ate her out last, she wanted me to be more aggressive, so I suppose the one finger I was lily dipping in her pu**y wasn't enough. Time to go for the 2-3 finger winner, then finish it off with a good dicking.
Man, I love getting my dick touched.

You sound like a bitch or her bitch to me.

You sound like a fa**ot. Scared of the pu**y and not secure with your sexuality. you questioning?

Samef** here, also weird with this girl. Well not weird, but different from what I'm used to. She likes penetration over clit stimulation. I think it's because she has a smaller clit than I have seen in the past, so maybe she's just used to it.
When I ate her out last, she wanted me to be more aggressive, so I suppose the one finger I was lily dipping in her pu**y wasn't enough. Time to go for the 2-3 finger winner, then finish it off with a good dicking.
Man, I love getting my dick touched.

I'm a girl, and I like penetration better (with a dick though - fingering is nice, but only about as nice as clit stimulation). Mine isn't especially small, it's just personal preference.

Hi anonymous,
Losing my virginity tomorrow.
She's much, much more experienced than me.
Any tips?
(No tips about premature ejaculation are needed)

>(No tips about premature ejaculation are needed)
oh boy are you in for a surprise

I don't know what porn you're watching but in my vast porn viewing experience foreplay is under represented (unless you count trying to asphyxiate women with your c**k foreplay) and actual f**king massively overrepresented, women don't like having their cervix slammed for hours on end. Its all about tongue and finger work. After you pop try and stay awake long enough to kiss and cuddle with her for a bit. And under no circumstance say "I love you" during or after the sex. This is the #1 fear of experienced women f**king virgins that they are gonna become clingy and obsessive just because you had sex with them.

virgin
so obviously virgin it's funny

i love how both of you guys called me a virgin.
actually im a very experienced woman who is now dating a boy she met on anonymous (he was a virgin when we had sex. that was the plan. it was great)
so...i kinda know EXACTLY what i'm talking about, here.
Though if you're watching porn with no 4play then i guess thats your fault lol

Samef** here, also weird with this girl. Well not weird, but different from what I'm used to. She likes penetration over clit stimulation. I think it's because she has a smaller clit than I have seen in the past, so maybe she's just used to it.
When I ate her out last, she wanted me to be more aggressive, so I suppose the one finger I was lily dipping in her pu**y wasn't enough. Time to go for the 2-3 finger winner, then finish it off with a good dicking.
Man, I love getting my dick touched.

Also a girl here-- I like penetration better than clit stimulation. It might just be because I rarely use dildos or finger myself, so it's more of a rare pleasure...?

i love how both of you guys called me a virgin.
actually im a very experienced woman who is now dating a boy she met on anonymous (he was a virgin when we had sex. that was the plan. it was great)
so...i kinda know EXACTLY what i'm talking about, here.
Though if you're watching porn with no 4play then i guess thats your fault lol

>woman who is now dating a boy she met on anonymous
at what point did it dawn at you that your life had reached rock bottom?
To OP if shes more experienced let her go on top and take control. Even if you do end up ejaculating prematurely fight through the refractory period and when you can get hard f**k again.

>woman who is now dating a boy she met on anonymous
at what point did it dawn at you that your life had reached rock bottom?
To OP if shes more experienced let her go on top and take control. Even if you do end up ejaculating prematurely fight through the refractory period and when you can get hard f**k again.

you now realize that dude's just a dude pretending to be a chick (which is kinda weird, right?)

you now realize that dude's just a dude pretending to be a chick (which is kinda weird, right?)

If I'm right, it's the Niagara Falls chick who was trolling for virgins.

alright guys, my current gf doesnt like me fingering her/eating and she says that she doesnt like it so much even when she does it. were both virgins and i kinda need tips.

alright guys, my current gf doesnt like me fingering her/eating and she says that she doesnt like it so much even when she does it. were both virgins and i kinda need tips.

Put your dick in her vagina. If that fails, put it in her ass.

Put your dick in her vagina. If that fails, put it in her ass.

nah troll, i need reel advice.

alright guys, my current gf doesnt like me fingering her/eating and she says that she doesnt like it so much even when she does it. were both virgins and i kinda need tips.

She's saying it because she's inexperienced and self conscious. Just get in there and lick, son.

She's saying it because she's inexperienced and self conscious. Just get in there and lick, son.

she dont like me licking either, maybe its a trust issue idk but shes given me bj's and handjobs, but i wanna please HER she dont realize that

she dont like me licking either, maybe its a trust issue idk but shes given me bj's and handjobs, but i wanna please HER she dont realize that

>she dont like me licking either,
Are you going to make me repeat myself? She's wrong. Her reason for claiming this is because she is self conscious. Just do it.

nah troll, i need reel advice.

I'm not trolling. Sex might be the only thing that works for her, or maybe she likes anal stimulation.
Then again, she may have been sexually abused. A lot of women basically lose sensation if they are abused and never undergo therapy or treatment. Is she troubled, or does she have a past that would indicate that?

>she dont like me licking either,
Are you going to make me repeat myself? She's wrong. Her reason for claiming this is because she is self conscious. Just do it.

well wtf. if i end up saying "just let me do it and ill prove you wrong " its gunna end up feeling like rape if she still says no.

I'm not trolling. Sex might be the only thing that works for her, or maybe she likes anal stimulation.
Then again, she may have been sexually abused. A lot of women basically lose sensation if they are abused and never undergo therapy or treatment. Is she troubled, or does she have a past that would indicate that?

>implying all women aren't sexually abused or used

I'm not trolling. Sex might be the only thing that works for her, or maybe she likes anal stimulation.
Then again, she may have been sexually abused. A lot of women basically lose sensation if they are abused and never undergo therapy or treatment. Is she troubled, or does she have a past that would indicate that?

No shes never told me anything about that

>implying all women aren't sexually abused or used

They aren't. And I'm talking about being touched as a child, or having a boyfriend at a young age that "tried to rape her" (according to her). That freeze up reflex will not go away.

well wtf. if i end up saying "just let me do it and ill prove you wrong " its gunna end up feeling like rape if she still says no.

>its gunna end up feeling like rape
feelsgoodman.jpg
Seriously, I'm just going to say it's her being self conscious. You can't spell, so I'm guessing you and her are inexperienced. Inexperienced people are less confident about their bodies. Inexperienced women are, in particular, shy about men putting their faces on their vaginas.

No shes never told me anything about that

Ni**er, she's not likely to tell you. You're going to have to pry it out of her, because women are too stupid to speak up about sh*t like that. In some cases they "forget" because they didn't think it was a big deal. It's just a way of repressing it and dealing with it. So ASK her.

>its gunna end up feeling like rape
feelsgoodman.jpg
Seriously, I'm just going to say it's her being self conscious. You can't spell, so I'm guessing you and her are inexperienced. Inexperienced people are less confident about their bodies. Inexperienced women are, in particular, shy about men putting their faces on their vaginas.

I said we were both virgins.

I said we were both virgins.

So why don't you try sex? It's not going to kill you, and it may be what she wanted the whole time.

Ni**er, she's not likely to tell you. You're going to have to pry it out of her, because women are too stupid to speak up about sh*t like that. In some cases they "forget" because they didn't think it was a big deal. It's just a way of repressing it and dealing with it. So ASK her.

Ni**erlover, I'm 100% sure she hasnt been abused,raped,etc.

Women are wh**res and the only pleasure they deserve is from when I am using them to stuff my dick in.
I'm not gonna put my mouth anywhere near where my dick has just been.

You've obviously never had a girlfriend, so I'm assuming you've been f**king dirt ass wh**res. Congrats.
I kiss my girlfriend after she blows me. She kisses me after I go down on her. I would feel wrong if I didn't kiss her. And she really likes being kissed during f**king, so it's kinda hard to deny her that.

So why don't you try sex? It's not going to kill you, and it may be what she wanted the whole time.

You may be right, but she doesnt want her cherry taken cause of god or some sh*t, im pretty sure i can change her mind because we've come pretty damn close to f**king on the floor without a second thought.

You never know, if you watch porn a lot you might surprise her. Ive seen that happen more than once. Just remember the foreplay. Dont rush into her vagina from the first minute. Start off kissing and all that, go down to her vagina, eat that out. (Remember to kiss the neck, right under ear and kiss there A LOT) You can also tease her pu**y with the head of ur dick for a while before going in. Just dont cum.

You may be right, but she doesnt want her cherry taken cause of god or some sh*t, im pretty sure i can change her mind because we've come pretty damn close to f**king on the floor without a second thought.

If she's pro-abstinence, then it's sexual guilt that's keeping her from letting you reciprocate.

If she's pro-abstinence, then it's sexual guilt that's keeping her from letting you reciprocate.

Nah man, its not abstinence because we've come pretty close to f**king before.

agh well, troll on /r/ im out

OP, it all depends on how tight she is. It took about 5-10 seconds on average to get my 8" in her pu**y, sometimes it slid in right away, other times I had to work it in. She was pretty average as far as tightness goes from what I've experienced.
On the other hand, I slept with a girl last weekend who had the tightest little pu**y I've ever f**ked. It took me a good 30 seconds to get my dick all the way in, a good 20 seconds of it being careful and strategic insertion.
You have to remember that the pu**y hole is probably lower than you figured in missionary position, but if she's experienced like you said (and knows you're not) she'll probably help guide your c**k in or at least peel her lips open. It shouldn't be too hard.

Start with some good teasing though, oral and all that.

I lost my virginity TODAY!
dont worry so much OP, everything will be fine. It's not so much of a mystery as you think it is. Just thrust and waggle about in her for some time.
gets boring pretty fast though...

maybe I'm gay

Nah man, its not abstinence because we've come pretty close to f**king before.

Okay here's the thing:
1. She could have had a sex change and is self-conscious about the vagina.
2. She is simply self-conscious about it and needs you to eliminate that. I know from experience. There was this chick I was friends with in HS and she hated the idea of eating out. Thought it was disgusting and what not. I told her she really needs to get over it (expanded across weeks of discussion) and when she finally received oral she loved it.
Now it also may be that your gf fears going ahead and getting her cherry popped after getting really horny from oral. I know chicks like that too. Just say you want to discuss with her why oral freaks her out so much. You need to talk.

Bumping for future tips.

OP, it all depends on how tight she is. It took about 5-10 seconds on average to get my 8" in her pu**y, sometimes it slid in right away, other times I had to work it in. She was pretty average as far as tightness goes from what I've experienced.
On the other hand, I slept with a girl last weekend who had the tightest little pu**y I've ever f**ked. It took me a good 30 seconds to get my dick all the way in, a good 20 seconds of it being careful and strategic insertion.
You have to remember that the pu**y hole is probably lower than you figured in missionary position, but if she's experienced like you said (and knows you're not) she'll probably help guide your c**k in or at least peel her lips open. It shouldn't be too hard.

Start with some good teasing though, oral and all that.

>tightest girl you've been with
>30 seconds to get 8 inches into here.
you're either really thin or you're sleeping with sluts

Sup, bro.
I lost mine today, I have a friend-with-benefits.
Did I mention how 15 I am?
Yeah.

>tightest girl you've been with
>30 seconds to get 8 inches into here.
you're either really thin or you're sleeping with sluts

Or he's getting her wet beforehand and not being a retard.