More stupid names for kids

today we had two ten-ish girls come into our office for exams. their parents filled out the paperwork and handed it to me. to my horror, i saw that one of the girls was named jetceah.
i swear to god. her parents gave her the most godawful name in existence, beating even la-a (pronounced la dash a). jesus christ, what sane person (they were white trashy) gived their daughter a name like that if they don't want her to me abused and traumatised for her entire life? give me some names, anonymous and feed my anger

today we had two ten-ish girls come into our office for exams. their parents filled out the paperwork and handed it to me. to my horror, i saw that one of the girls was named jetceah.
i swear to god. her parents gave her the most godawful name in existence, beating even la-a (pronounced la dash a). jesus christ, what sane person (they were white trashy) gived their daughter a name like that if they don't want her to me abused and traumatised for her entire life? give me some names, anonymous and feed my anger

Oswald. I'll be known as a killer name forever. ;___;

LaQuisha
Jarrell
Jamal
any f**king ni**er teen name

My girlfriend an I decided that if we have children we will name the first child Boxcar. How does that make you feel, OP?

My girlfriend an I decided that if we have children we will name the first child Boxcar. How does that make you feel, OP?

not OP but that makes me feel like you have an awesome gf

jamiracle
yomeaqua
ceelie
chickennwatameloneesha
etc.

not OP but that makes me feel like you have an awesome gf

Yes, I'm a lucky man.

Yes, I'm a lucky man.

do you date a filthy squatter punk girlfriend?

Uniqua
Precious
Princess
Jaquanda
and lest we forget
Chad

Went to high school with a girl named Special. [spoiler] she was a ni**er [/spoiler]

In the Philippines, we have our own version of ni**er names. Our slum dwellers have the habit of "creatively" reinterpreting perfectly good names and ensuring their kids will never climb to high up the social ladder in a very classist society.
Examples:
Jennalyn/Jhennylyn (Jenny and Lynn?)
Rhobert
Rhoger
Jay-Ar (JR?)
Jun Jun/Jhun Jhun (John? x2)
Jejomar (short for Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I sh*t you not)
Ghemma (Gemma)

Jetceah? How the f**k is that pronounced?
Jet-see-ah?

George.. Old man or whop name

Oswald. I'll be known as a killer name forever. ;___;

Your name has age, class, and aristocracy behind it.
Skyler is the worst f**king white trash name, male or female.

In the Philippines, we have our own version of ni**er names. Our slum dwellers have the habit of "creatively" reinterpreting perfectly good names and ensuring their kids will never climb to high up the social ladder in a very classist society.
Examples:
Jennalyn/Jhennylyn (Jenny and Lynn?)
Rhobert
Rhoger
Jay-Ar (JR?)
Jun Jun/Jhun Jhun (John? x2)
Jejomar (short for Jesus, Mary and Joseph. I sh*t you not)
Ghemma (Gemma)

what the sh*t?
those look like they could've been ripped from a star trek episode
are they pronounced any differently?

Your name has age, class, and aristocracy behind it.
Skyler is the worst f**king white trash name, male or female.

lol completely right
i hear "Skyler" i instantly recall that chick who f**ks animals all the time (blame bee)

Oswald. I'll be known as a killer name forever. ;___;

Change your name to Oswin. Attain instant knighthood.

Imo Charlene is an awful name.
Also kids from white trash families with eastern European names, like Tatiana and Katarina.

My name is Gage. I'm named after a zombie.

what the sh*t?
those look like they could've been ripped from a star trek episode
are they pronounced any differently?

The misspelled regular names are pronounced regularly, but with an accent similar (if not worse) than the one FOB Filipinos living in the US/Canada use.

Shenaynay
Sheneequa (THIS ONE KILLS A PART OF MY SOUL EVERYTIME I HEAR IT)

Any name ending with "--adyn" "--aiden" or whatever.
FUUUUUUUCK.

Jetceah? How the f**k is that pronounced?
Jet-see-ah?

i don't f**king no

Any name ending with "--adyn" "--aiden" or whatever.
FUUUUUUUCK.

F**k you Raiden is a great name.

Any time a ni**er names their kid after things they'll never have.
Diamond.
Porsche.
Job.

F**k you Raiden is a great name.

I was talking about Brayden, Jadeyn, and all the other white trash variants that are currently popular.

Abcd
Pronounced ah-bah-sa-da
Legit

there was this asian girl in one of my classes name
mowan "Everyone called her moron"
As f**ked up as it is i had to say...LMFAO
parents should be careful what they name their kids
Lulz

Osama...I f**king swear
There are at least several people in my college i know with that name

Jetceah? How the f**k is that pronounced?
Jet-see-ah?

the mother pronounced it like jet see yah.
i c**ked my head like a dog intently listening to what i was hearing. poor kid, man. she was a dorky little girl and i felt so bad for her