I take the commuter train to class and work every day. I see this latina girl who I'd guess to be in her teens when I go to class in the afternoon. Apparently, she has a crush on me. She sits next to me and talks to me, and says she remembers me from a few years ago. Sadly, a few years ago I sold drugs and fire arms to mexican gangs around where she lives. This is apparently an attractive quality and she says , going to try and quote this "you're way more real than the posers at my school, all the do is sell bud and harass security". Don't know why she'd remember me for that, I was a scumbag scamming doctors and breaking into homes for pistols.
I am fully reformed now, have a job, and am doing great at a community college. Was accepted into USC this fall. I work a real job and don't consume or sell drugs any more. Only thing I take is my roxicet's for my back pain. And I only use 60 a month, from one doctor.
So how do I go about f**king her, she's very cute, when she thinks I'm some gangbanger or something when in reality I never was in a gang, and I'm f**king white. She'd of had to been 12-13 when she remembered me, I look the same just thicker beard and more receding hairline. been years since I've did anything shady. I'm in my mid 20's.
>TLDR: How do i f**k girl who thinks im someone i'm not?
Give her some roxicets until she nodds off. F**k her then.
If you f**k her and leave her, expect a visit from those friendly Mexican gangsters you sold drugs and guns to years ago.
Just pretend you were the criminal you once were. Just pretend you haven't turned over a new leaf. You don't have to convince her of anything, at all, just don't shatter the illusion she's set up herself.
You've gotta top the criminal sh*t; that's old now, it won't keep her interested. Just be upfront about it; "I'm done with that sh*t now." Imply it's for little kids or something, you'll seem really mature.
Just paint it as "I did it, and then rose above," rather than "I got scared and moved to Bel-Air."
It sickens me young women actually find this attractive.
OP is a f**king douche bag. I hate wigger f**ks like him that girls for selling f**king X at school. F**k you.
Just tell her the truth. Say that was a long time ago, and now you're getting your sh*t together. I wouldn't f**k any girl that didn't respect that.
Just tell her the truth. Say that was a long time ago, and now you're getting your sh*t together. I wouldn't f**k any girl that didn't respect that.
Will a 17 year old Mexican slut find that charming, or lame?
Get. Her. Drunk.
the home boys are gonna pack ur fudge in if you f**k wit der chika, gringo
Will a 17 year old Mexican slut find that charming, or lame?
You do realize that the second your dick touches her, she's gonna scream that you got her pregnant/condom broke/etc.
That's how they reproduce.
I come seeking your sage wisdom.
I take the commuter train to class and work every day. I see this latina girl who I'd guess to be in her teens when I go to class in the afternoon. Apparently, she has a crush on me. She sits next to me and talks to me, and says she remembers me from a few years ago. Sadly, a few years ago I sold drugs and fire arms to mexican gangs around where she lives. This is apparently an attractive quality and she says , going to try and quote this "you're way more real than the posers at my school, all the do is sell bud and harass security". Don't know why she'd remember me for that, I was a scumbag scamming doctors and breaking into homes for pistols.
I am fully reformed now, have a job, and am doing great at a community college. Was accepted into USC this fall. I work a real job and don't consume or sell drugs any more. Only thing I take is my roxicet's for my back pain. And I only use 60 a month, from one doctor.
So how do I go about f**king her, she's very cute, when she thinks I'm some gangbanger or something when in reality I never was in a gang, and I'm f**king white. She'd of had to been 12-13 when she remembered me, I look the same just thicker beard and more receding hairline. been years since I've did anything shady. I'm in my mid 20's.
>TLDR: How do i f**k girl who thinks im someone i'm not?
>f**king crazy story
Go get a script written about your life, quick!
>f**king crazy story
Go get a script written about your life, quick!
Not really. Good kid in HS, few friends never got in trouble. Couldnt find work after HS, read medical text books to fake conditions. sold meds to gangs. Then broke into homes to sell guns to gangs. Stopped, went to college. Never even been to a college party.
You do realize that the second your dick touches her, she's gonna scream that you got her pregnant/condom broke/etc.
That's how they reproduce.
That's why he grinds up a morning after pill in her orange juice the next day.
I come seeking your sage wisdom.
I take the commuter train to class and work every day. I see this latina girl who I'd guess to be in her teens when I go to class in the afternoon. Apparently, she has a crush on me. She sits next to me and talks to me, and says she remembers me from a few years ago. Sadly, a few years ago I sold drugs and fire arms to mexican gangs around where she lives. This is apparently an attractive quality and she says , going to try and quote this "you're way more real than the posers at my school, all the do is sell bud and harass security". Don't know why she'd remember me for that, I was a scumbag scamming doctors and breaking into homes for pistols.
I am fully reformed now, have a job, and am doing great at a community college. Was accepted into USC this fall. I work a real job and don't consume or sell drugs any more. Only thing I take is my roxicet's for my back pain. And I only use 60 a month, from one doctor.
So how do I go about f**king her, she's very cute, when she thinks I'm some gangbanger or something when in reality I never was in a gang, and I'm f**king white. She'd of had to been 12-13 when she remembered me, I look the same just thicker beard and more receding hairline. been years since I've did anything shady. I'm in my mid 20's.
>TLDR: How do i f**k girl who thinks im someone i'm not?
easy, just ask her to a bar, then get her drunk and rent a hotel to f**k her.
You know wat gabacho? You don f**k wid our bishes, ok? Wacha gabacho cuz we gon kill you!
Not really. Good kid in HS, few friends never got in trouble. Couldnt find work after HS, read medical text books to fake conditions. sold meds to gangs. Then broke into homes to sell guns to gangs. Stopped, went to college. Never even been to a college party.
step 1) read bringing down the house to get a sense of a good writing style for an embellished biography
step 2) wait for statue of limitations to end
step 3) write an autobiography (somewhat exaggerated but not outright lying, of course) about your time involved with crime. Use this girl on the train incident as your opening chapter (its a good one if you can write it well).
You do realize that the second your dick touches her, she's gonna scream that you got her pregnant/condom broke/etc.
That's how they reproduce.
Won't she want a Mexican baby?
OP is a f**king douche bag. I hate wigger f**ks like him that girls for selling f**king X at school. F**k you.
>I hate wigger f**ks like him that girls for selling f**king X at school.
wat
I come seeking your sage wisdom.
I take the commuter train to class and work every day. I see this latina girl who I'd guess to be in her teens when I go to class in the afternoon. Apparently, she has a crush on me. She sits next to me and talks to me, and says she remembers me from a few years ago. Sadly, a few years ago I sold drugs and fire arms to mexican gangs around where she lives. This is apparently an attractive quality and she says , going to try and quote this "you're way more real than the posers at my school, all the do is sell bud and harass security". Don't know why she'd remember me for that, I was a scumbag scamming doctors and breaking into homes for pistols.
I am fully reformed now, have a job, and am doing great at a community college. Was accepted into USC this fall. I work a real job and don't consume or sell drugs any more. Only thing I take is my roxicet's for my back pain. And I only use 60 a month, from one doctor.
So how do I go about f**king her, she's very cute, when she thinks I'm some gangbanger or something when in reality I never was in a gang, and I'm f**king white. She'd of had to been 12-13 when she remembered me, I look the same just thicker beard and more receding hairline. been years since I've did anything shady. I'm in my mid 20's.
>TLDR: How do i f**k girl who thinks im someone i'm not?
>She'd of had
What the f**k is this i don't even!
You've gotta top the criminal sh*t; that's old now, it won't keep her interested. Just be upfront about it; "I'm done with that sh*t now." Imply it's for little kids or something, you'll seem really mature.
Just paint it as "I did it, and then rose above," rather than "I got scared and moved to Bel-Air."
this.
play it off as, you made your $$ and using it to go to college now.
get rich get out is what everyone plans on going in anyway.
You guys ever here of the deadly fighting style "Mexican-Judo"
Judo-know if I have a gun and judo-know if I have a knife.
she probably just thinks you're badass, bad boy,etc. Better to tell the truth.
Mexican girls have tight pu**ies. I suggest you dip in one.
She has bad taste in men if that is what she is looking for. As soon as she finds someone more badass she will cheat and move on,
She has bad taste in men if that is what she is looking for. As soon as she finds someone more badass she will cheat and move on,
Read: All Women.
>How do I f**k a girl who thinks I'm someone I'm not.
Ahah, this is masterful stuff.
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