The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
Allright I'm gonna share,
The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
She's lying to you about not being abused for one.
I'd break up with her on those grounds alone.
You don't fix deep seated mental sh*t like being a pathological liar and her apparent sexual issues. Be happy you f**ked what you could out of her and move on.
OP you are describing a psychopath. Just FYI.
Don't bother trying to change her; It will not work.
Allright I'm gonna share,
The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
> I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs.
Rape is pretty rude, man.
friend.
she's garbage. she's bottom-quality. you're being lulled by the hotness. she's f**ked up. let her deal with it. you can't change people.
Allright I'm gonna share,
The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
Interesting, you pretty much describe what I expect my first time with my current girlfriend will be like, only she does actually masturbate (got a VERY late start though). Otherwise she's pretty much just like your girlfriend.
recommend psychiatric help.
sounds like a female version of me.
youre not the best sex she's had, and underneath it all, she knows she is attractive. you are wasting your time; she won't change.
>She doesn't handle complements well
maybe she needs a new protractor.
She needs help. If you just cast her away she's just gonna get more f**ked up and might risk doing real damage, not just to her but society in general. You need to help her, whether or not you want to do that as part of a relationship or by giving her professional help and getting out of it is up to you, but at least have someone help her.
Casting people off like this is the reason why we have the worst criminal justice system of any nation outside of North Korea, why our jails are overcrowding and why we have the worst criminal population of any nation on earth per capita. Don't contribute to the problem, we're doing enough of a job as it is.
Plus, she's freakin' hot.
>She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.
>Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it.
I lol'd.
>She doesn't handle complements well
maybe she needs a new protractor.
Oh god dammit you just made me smile
>She doesn't handle complements well
maybe she needs a new protractor.
Brava anon, brava
OP I can't believe this thread is still alive.
Thanks anons for the advice, letting go is probably my biggest problem. If you saw her you wouldn't be so anxious to drop her. BTW she is in therapy for the first time in her life but I don't think it's helping at all. Therapists are the most f**ked up people on the planet, and they depend on you being honest.
hhhhhhhhh. I just wish I could get her out of my fantasies, then it would be a lot easier.
maybe if you actually showed to her that you are willing to keep it going on longer than a few months and accept her personality?
OP I can't believe this thread is still alive.
Thanks anons for the advice, letting go is probably my biggest problem. If you saw her you wouldn't be so anxious to drop her. BTW she is in therapy for the first time in her life but I don't think it's helping at all. Therapists are the most f**ked up people on the planet, and they depend on you being honest.
hhhhhhhhh. I just wish I could get her out of my fantasies, then it would be a lot easier.
Just that if you were to just drop her without having her getting help at all you might end up leaving her to kill or be killed in the future, and Sonic sez that's no good. You might want to call your HMO or your primary health care physician to see about if there are any mental services offered and if she can be committed if that's what it takes. Just like that one episode of House. Hey if it helped Hugh Laurie and Dave Chapelle it can help Lily Collins.
give up and go f**k a truck.
Allright I'm gonna share,
The hottest girl I know is also the most f**ked up. She is a total spaz in bed and it's actually a lot of work to have sex with her. I have to physically hold her down to avoid getting an elbow to the jaw or a knee to the ribs. She is the most stubborn person I have ever met and will not try anything adventurous or even fun in bed. She barely ever let's me go down on her which any other woman would give me a f**king trophy for my tongue skills. She's never had on orgasm and doesn't masturbate, won't try a vibrator. I bought her a small unintimidating one that goes outside not inside. She gave it away before even trying it. She has a face and body of a model but really low self esteem. She doesn't handle complements well at all and seems not to be able to hold a stable relationship for more than a few months. I've known her for about 15 years now and she is the perfect fantasy girl because she is so much better to have sex with in my fantasies than irl. We still talk txt kisses to each other. She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
My question is how do I get this girl to become the fantasy? She be perfect if she were more open sexually. (she's never been abused)
Post a picture?
I'm curious as to how hot this girl is.
damn that phil collins must've had some god tier sploodge or something to make chicks this hot
Just that if you were to just drop her without having her getting help at all you might end up leaving her to kill or be killed in the future, and Sonic sez that's no good. You might want to call your HMO or your primary health care physician to see about if there are any mental services offered and if she can be committed if that's what it takes. Just like that one episode of House. Hey if it helped Hugh Laurie and Dave Chapelle it can help Lily Collins.
I'm beginning to think you're possibly not even trolling.
damn that phil collins must've had some god tier sploodge or something to make chicks this hot
Protip: She's adopted.
try BDSM. seriously she needs a good beating because we all have mad sexuality deep inside us and that would dig it out. This often works and girls usually enjoy it madly, but some of them don't know it. Also don't try to act like you desperately want her to enjoy sex. People with low self esteem don't like if you are "too" caring (yes its f**ked up but they didnt choose this).
>She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
hee hee hee
OP provide pics
>She touts that I am the best sex she has ever had.(even though she's never come in her lifetime) Oh and she's a pathological liar, but really good at it. I almost can appreciate that she has lying skills. Way better than a bad liar.
You know how absolutely-f**king ridiculous and hilarious this sounds, right?
I'm beginning to think you're possibly not even trolling.
Srsly bro, if you care about her you'd try to help her or get other people to help her. But leaving her to die in a ditch or rot in prison (lol butch dyke rape) is fine too.
You'll never be bored, OP. Think about that.
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