I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
WHEN I PISS OUTSIDE
I DONT LIKE THE LOOK OF PISS PUDDLING UP
SO I GENTLY WAVE MY DICK BACK AND FORTH WHILE I PISS TO EVENLY SPREAD IT AROUND AN AREA OF ABOUT 8 SQUARE FEET
I sleep until 2pm and eat most of my food at night.
I sleep until 2pm and eat most of my food at night.
>only you do
>lol make me lol
I wake up in the middle of the night.
To clean.
I masturbate to porn
WHEN I PISS OUTSIDE
I DONT LIKE THE LOOK OF PISS PUDDLING UP
SO I GENTLY WAVE MY DICK BACK AND FORTH WHILE I PISS TO EVENLY SPREAD IT AROUND AN AREA OF ABOUT 8 SQUARE FEET
I do that. Also just to see t run of plants
>car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk"
lol I do that too
I stand eating up looking into a mirror
(no, I am not that good looking)
Could you please post that how to make a coupon .jpg?
>only you do
>lol make me lol
I know no-one else who does this.
Just before I defecate I put one hand on my lower back and one on my stomach, and then apply max pressure so as to push as much sh*t from my body as possible.
haha conversation responses? how generic.
Just before I defecate I put one hand on my lower back and one on my stomach, and then apply max pressure so as to push as much sh*t from my body as possible.
ahahaahhahaaha
OP, can you put the contents of that folder in an archive and upload it to mediafire?
I sweat. I am pretty sure I am the only one who does this.
OP, mind uploading those?
I'm obviously not the only one that collects info-pics.
When it's really, REALLY windy, I run against the wind and say under my breath "nnnneeeeeeeooooooow". It's like running at 60 miles an hour.
I pretend that my mind is a falling apart bureaucratic nightmare, with tons of committees and hierarchies, sort of like Terry Gilliam's Brazil.
I shout bad advice at people from my balcony on April Fools in my pajamas.
I never use a urinal. Even if all the stalls are being used. I wait.
run up the stairs on all fours like a dog
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
>When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
anonymous - aspergers
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>>When it's really, REALLY windy, I run against the wind and say under my breath "nnnneeeeeeeooooooow". It's like running at 60 miles an hour.
This brightened my night.
run up the stairs on all fours like a dog
i've done this so many times it's not even funny.
I never use a urinal. Even if all the stalls are being used. I wait.
it's okay you don't want the invisible man who somehow only hangs out near urinals to see your dick?
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>When it's really, REALLY windy, I run against the wind and say under my breath "nnnneeeeeeeooooooow". It's like running at 60 miles an hour.
This brightened my night.
:3
Glad I did, fellow anon.
OP, how about that folder?
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OP, how about that folder?
OP, mind uploading those?
I'm obviously not the only one that collects info-pics.
OP, can you put the contents of that folder in an archive and upload it to mediafire?
http://www.mediafire.com/?hmdwtnma0wh
mutexxxxxx
you're a bit insane ...
I keep a list of movies/books/etc that I want to consume, but other than that ....
Conversational Responses? wtf? Baby names? U odd bro
Just before I defecate I put one hand on my lower back and one on my stomach, and then apply max pressure so as to push as much sh*t from my body as possible.
lolwat?
you know that's not how that works, right? silly fgt
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
I want this folder of stuff.
ploxkthxblos
you're a bit insane ...
I keep a list of movies/books/etc that I want to consume, but other than that ....
Conversational Responses? wtf? Baby names? U odd bro
I took some stuff out so no worries bro
brox
I want this folder of stuff.
ploxkthxblos
See8407201
http://www.mediafire.com/?hmdwtnma0wh
mutexxxxxx
blocking whose name is
I fap to ceramic mugs
i mean mug everyone i see.
I haven't met anyone who cracks their ankles/top part of the feet/lowest metacarpal knuckle of the pinky toe.
I haven't seen many people who eat their dinner one type of food at a time systematically. I.e. veggies first, then starch type food such as rice or pasta then the meats or main part of the meal. Everyone ive seen mixes it together.
I haven't met anyone who cracks their ankles/top part of the feet/lowest metacarpal knuckle of the pinky toe.
I haven't seen many people who eat their dinner one type of food at a time systematically. I.e. veggies first, then starch type food such as rice or pasta then the meats or main part of the meal. Everyone ive seen mixes it together.
I ankle crack like a motherf**ker, usually with a rotating grind motion when I'm sitting on a taller chair. Sounds like a f**king rock crusher.
what's the folder like? i dont want to download it
I haven't met anyone who cracks their ankles/top part of the feet/lowest metacarpal knuckle of the pinky toe.
I haven't seen many people who eat their dinner one type of food at a time systematically. I.e. veggies first, then starch type food such as rice or pasta then the meats or main part of the meal. Everyone ive seen mixes it together.
I crack my ankles.
And I eat my food one thing at a time. I never noticed until my friends told me about it. They even caught me digging around in my chili for kidney beans.
I tongue-click little short tunes to myself when I am concentrating. I will also make little squeaking noises by sucking air in through tight lips when I am also concentrating.
I will always run a fan at all times, it does not matter how warm or cold, or what time of the day. It can be a ceiling fan, or a box fan, or w/e I always have one going. idk why, it also takes me forever to fall asleep anywhere else because i don't have that fan noise.
WHEN I PISS OUTSIDE
I DONT LIKE THE LOOK OF PISS PUDDLING UP
SO I GENTLY WAVE MY DICK BACK AND FORTH WHILE I PISS TO EVENLY SPREAD IT AROUND AN AREA OF ABOUT 8 SQUARE FEET
i do this lol
i love pissing outside it just feels relaxing as hell.
i've never met anyone else that can crack their knuckles like me. like making a fist, tightening it, knuckles crack threateningly. yeah, i can do that.
When I eat a meal with separate parts, I always eat all of the parts at the same rate, without mixing them together. I usually finish a meal by eating the last small bite of every part all at once.
i do this lol
i love pissing outside it just feels relaxing as hell.
i've never met anyone else that can crack their knuckles like me. like making a fist, tightening it, knuckles crack threateningly. yeah, i can do that.
Agent Smith does this.
i do this lol
i love pissing outside it just feels relaxing as hell.
i've never met anyone else that can crack their knuckles like me. like making a fist, tightening it, knuckles crack threateningly. yeah, i can do that.
I have this ability too.
When I get in extremely stressful situations, I try to get myself hard.
When I was arrested for my first time, I was sweating bullets, but managed to get it up in the back of the cop car.
8407201
http://www.mediafire.com/?hmdwtnma0wh
mutexxxxxx
For anyone wary about downloading this, it's safe. Take that as you will.
Also, thanks OP.
When I'm riding as a passenger in a car, as we near our destination, I inevitably get a boner for no reason. I then have to spend a minute or two fumbling around inside the car in order to avoid getting out and standing up.
Whenever I see an animal I say "Hello mr.
Every day as I wash my face I count to 40 seconds exactly each time ( you have to rub in the facial cleanser for 40 seconds for maximum effectiveness). I will then randomly yell out while counting. I do have tourettes so it is to be expected.
When entering my room i always check under the bed and the closet
When i get into my car i check underneath the car and the backseat
When i get home and i'm alone i do a full sweep of the house and backyard
I like to ignore girls when they talk to me to make them feel bad
When I'm riding as a passenger in a car, as we near our destination, I inevitably get a boner for no reason. I then have to spend a minute or two fumbling around inside the car in order to avoid getting out and standing up.
This is the first time I've been surprised at finding out that something that happens to me also happens to someone else. I think it's anxiety, which increases blood flow. I usually just tense my legs and that helps a lot, anon.
8407201
http://www.mediafire.com/?hmdwtnma0wh
mutexxxxxx
thanks op. i have a similar thing. i keep gift ideas, list of cool friends, fatherly advice, dating ideas.
Why so f**king weird anonymous?
D:
run up the stairs on all fours like a dog
i stopped doing this once my girlfriend mentioned how silly it was. goddammit girl, i wanna be a kid
Beat off when I get home, sleep for 8 hours, wake up at 2am and draw dicks on the faces of my roommates.
why is there a file named after me?
jamie
you're a bit insane ...
I keep a list of movies/books/etc that I want to consume, but other than that ....
Conversational Responses? wtf? Baby names? U odd bro
I do the same exact thing.~_~
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
haha, under pet names you have 'moot'
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
do those coupons really work?
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
FOR GOD SAKES SHARE THE USEFUL INFO FOLDER
FOR GOD SAKES SHARE THE USEFUL INFO FOLDER
FOR GOD SAKES SHARE THE USEFUL INFO FOLDER
he has already. read the f**king thread, you dumbf**k
Whenever I yawn I make a little tune out of my yawn, no matter where I am.
I love blueberry muffins for the smell far more than the taste, I'll sit there with it for a good ten minutes before eating it.
when i take a sh*t, the moment the sh*t goes out my a**hole, i start to contemplate about the things that are currently wrong in my life.
sometimes it gets so bad that i literally have to block the thoughts out.
goddamn.
When I have an urge to take a sh*t, my mind gets clear as f**k, it's like my mental capacity suddenly reaches 200%.
i imitate the espn sportscenter theme whenever i accomplish menial tasks.
any chance you could upload the folder op? I've got my eye on 4 or 5 of those files
Beat off when I get home, sleep for 8 hours, wake up at 2am and draw dicks on the faces of my roommates.
This made me laugh.
Thank you.
Things you might forget.rtf
Earth 616
You won't be so c**ky, name, when I come into the office with a kalashnikov and 200 rounds of ammunition
back in 97 I was smoking a phatty and this jerk tried to grab it. I said, sorry, I am an anarchist unaligned with your concepts of authority so his appley friends started in on me and I had to school five or six of these turkeys.
The f**k is wrong with you OP?
run up the stairs on all fours like a dog
I never use a urinal. Even if all the stalls are being used. I wait.
When entering my room i always check under the bed and the closet
When i get into my car i check underneath the car and the backseat
When i get home and i'm alone i do a full sweep of the house and backyard
I like to ignore girls when they talk to me to make them feel bad
When I have an urge to take a sh*t, my mind gets clear as f**k, it's like my mental capacity suddenly reaches 200%.
All these things apply to me.
I also crack my neck by grabbing my jaw and skull, and rotating my head.
If I get the urge to fap, I punch myself in the forehead in an attempt to kill the urges.
I like to stand in the wind so my coat flaps around,
Like right now, I like so sit around with my tactical vest and my balaclava on. My dad says I look like a terrorist, but I don't care; I'm happy.
do those coupons really work?
not really anymore
there was a huge sh*tstorm of them in bee
and now most major chains are aware of them
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
When I am sitting in a public place and my junk is awkward or uncomfortably positioned, I get a boner, and shift it so it sits right again, and then deflate.
Feelsgoodman.jpg
Things you think only you do
I keep a folder with info that I might find useful in the future
When crossing the street and a car honks at me, I imitate the sound and "honk" back at the driver
I'm interested in that "How to massage" file, where did you find it and can I have it?
I imagine how my current life would be written on a biography from my future famous self.
I also keep folder with things I could use in the future. Movies to watch, list of presents useful for holidays, things I look for in a partner, a list of good and bad qualities in my classmates (no, really). I don't frequently use the lists, but it's nice to have them.
I'm interested in that "How to massage" file, where did you find it and can I have it?
Also: I don't read whole threads before replying. Obviously. Ignore my question.
I make meowing noises randomly.
When watching tv or a movie, I'll listen to a line of dialogue and then flex a muscle say... in my leg, arm, or something, a number of times directly proportionate to the number of syllables uttered.
When I'm alone and I have to burp really loud, I open my mouth and pretend I'm roaring.
When I'm sitting at the computer and I'm not typing anything, only using the mouse, I always sit with my left arm crushed between my back and the chair. I also sit with my feet on the seat (squatting position), but I've heard that's fairly common.
When I'm paraire dogging in my trousers, I get down on the floor, try to push it back in with the heel of my foot while also pretending to be a muslim doing their prayer bowing thing
I have to do stuff on the hour or half hour.
Ie. if its 1:03 and I'm tired I will still have to wait until 1:30 before going to bed.
That can't be right.
I imagine how my current life would be written on a biography from my future famous self.
i do this
i also sigh the name of my highschool crush when im settling down to sleep, just once, but i have no idea why, i dont even like that chick anymore
i also moan and howl like a wolf when im showering
When I think of something really embarrassing and I don't know how to react to the memory, I make a gun with my hand and pretend to blow something up in my vicinity.
It's my coping mechanism to memories I don't like. I'm not even a violent person.
When I think of something really embarrassing and I don't know how to react to the memory, I make a gun with my hand and pretend to blow something up in my vicinity.
It's my coping mechanism to memories I don't like. I'm not even a violent person.
I do that too!
Except I -am- violent, so meh.
Holy sh*t, Sort-Of-Blow-Up-Bad-Memories-With-Imaginary-Gun Buddies.
I do that too!
Except I -am- violent, so meh.
Holy sh*t, Sort-Of-Blow-Up-Bad-Memories-With-Imaginary-Gun Buddies.
Holy crap, Sort-Of-Blow-Up-Bad-Memories-With-Imaginary-Gun is exactly how I would describe it.
When I think of something really embarrassing and I don't know how to react to the memory, I make a gun with my hand and pretend to blow something up in my vicinity.
It's my coping mechanism to memories I don't like. I'm not even a violent person.
Same deal with me, except in my head i just imagine the memory being on some sort of floating screen that i throw and then it explodes.
After talking to someone on the internet in vent/teamspeak I do a little three sound jingle like "do-doo-do" it varies slightly but I almost always do it as an anxious "I just said something wtf" kind of thing.
But I have started doing it in person now so as I walk away from someone to diffuse my anxiety after our conversation I will make some inane tune which they or other people in my vicinity often overhear ;_;
Also sometimes I use skype, and forget I'm playing internetcommunicationhardmode and there is no keypress, they hear the tune/whistle, I am shamed.
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