Who's the biggest failure in life?

Lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

Fat (280lbs but I look like 250)
22 year old virgin
Sh*t near minimum wage job
Still trying to get an Associates Degree
One friend
Never even held a girl's hand, let alone kissed
10 internet hours a day

- 5'3 and male
- balding at 23
- useless diploma
- broke
- avrg penis
- sh*tty vision
- has a panty collection started when i was a freshman in college
- obsessed with jap culture
- hairy
- chronic sweater
- when im not eating sleeping or interneting im fapping
- just dont give a f**k anymore

Fat (280lbs but I look like 250)
22 year old virgin
Sh*t near minimum wage job
Still trying to get an Associates Degree
One friend
Never even held a girl's hand, let alone kissed
10 internet hours a day

man up

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

- 5'3 and male
- balding at 23
- useless diploma
- broke
- avrg penis
- sh*tty vision
- has a panty collection started when i was a freshman in college
- obsessed with jap culture
- hairy
- chronic sweater
- when im not eating sleeping or interneting im fapping
- just dont give a f**k anymore

suicide

Severe acne all over my face & back
No girlfriend, ever
Most physical contact with a girl was at a cash register
25 years old
Never gone to college
Dropped out of high school
0 friends
Live with parents
Never had a job
Sleep 14+ hours a day, on web the rest of the time
Haven't gone outside in 3 months
4 suicide attempts

>1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating

oh god that is so sad. that is seriously one of the most pathetic things i've ever read.

-fat
-21 year old virgin
-no job
-no college
-dropped out of high school
-no friends
-fap to f**ked up hentai
-enjoy anime/science fiction/video games
-leave the basement one a week to buy cigarettes and vodka
i just don't give a f**k anymore.

-22 years old virgin
-Working on my GED instad of being in college (quitted school when I was 17)
thats it pretty much, I used to be:
-WOW Freak who played 8hrs a day
-No friends
-Scared of girls
-Never Left my room
-Fet
-Ugly
-Wear sh*tty cloths
but all those are gone now, just need to get a girl to go out of the loser mode.

you've all got me beat.

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

-Plays Wow
-18 yearold kissles virgin
-1 friend
-lives with parents
-no job
-not going to college this year
-big forehead
-live in room
weee I sure feel great for my failures.

I wanted to give a running but now that I see the competition I have to back out.
Things can't get better. Its like impossible. I don't even like coming here anymore and even anime is boring. That sh*t is like 150% escapism. Nothing to do tomorrow, too scared and bored to change my routine of doing nothing and posting here.

-22 years old virgin
-Working on my GED instad of being in college (quitted school when I was 17)
thats it pretty much, I used to be:
-WOW Freak who played 8hrs a day
-No friends
-Scared of girls
-Never Left my room
-Fet
-Ugly
-Wear sh*tty cloths
but all those are gone now, just need to get a girl to go out of the loser mode.

Also I'm balding, I didn't really consider it a thing, but I saw someone else who wrote it...
I dont care though, always had a buzz cut, noting of value was lost.

>implying any serious player would ever play a pally

-fat
-21 year old virgin
-no job
-no college
-dropped out of high school
-no friends
-fap to f**ked up hentai
-enjoy anime/science fiction/video games
-leave the basement one a week to buy cigarettes and vodka
i just don't give a f**k anymore.

Where do you get the money to buy cigs and vodka?

>implying any serious player would ever play a pally

You just won this thread..

Where do you get the money to buy cigs and vodka?

i get paid to review porn dvds

-White
-19 years old
-6'2 195lbs
-attending an ivy atm
-got a gf who takes it up the butt and cant stand to be away from me
-making $25 an hour interning at my dads firm
-straight A's except for one B in chem
-$12,736 in my acct and $45,000 tucked away.
-wastes too much time on this website
-several friends and 4 really close childhood friends
-living in a two and a half room one bath apartment right next to uni

-No friends
-No job
-20 y.o virgin
-never had an actual kiss
-never had gf
-play AOE/f**k about on anonymous literally all day
and the worst one of all, I'm actually proud of how good I am at trolling web. As in, that's probably the one skill I'm good at, I'm laughing right now thinking of this awesome thread I made last night.

-White
-19 years old
-6'2 195lbs
-attending an ivy atm
-got a gf who takes it up the butt and cant stand to be away from me
-making $25 an hour interning at my dads firm
-straight A's except for one B in chem
-$12,736 in my acct and $45,000 tucked away.
-wastes too much time on this website
-several friends and 4 really close childhood friends
-living in a two and a half room one bath apartment right next to uni

being white is a failure??
...
...f**k

-White
-19 years old
-6'2 195lbs
-attending an ivy atm
-got a gf who takes it up the butt and cant stand to be away from me
-making $25 an hour interning at my dads firm
-straight A's except for one B in chem
-$12,736 in my acct and $45,000 tucked away.
-wastes too much time on this website
-several friends and 4 really close childhood friends
-living in a two and a half room one bath apartment right next to uni

holy sh*t your life is terrible

i get paid to review porn dvds

For the love of pete, tell me you're trolling.
If not, tell me how to get into your line of work

-White
-19 years old
-6'2 195lbs
-attending an ivy atm
-got a gf who takes it up the butt and cant stand to be away from me
-making $25 an hour interning at my dads firm
-straight A's except for one B in chem
-$12,736 in my acct and $45,000 tucked away.
-wastes too much time on this website
-several friends and 4 really close childhood friends
-living in a two and a half room one bath apartment right next to uni

Do you not get the point of this thread, try reading before the urge to attention wh**re overcomes you, that's just weak.

-White
-19 years old
-6'2 195lbs
-attending an ivy atm
-got a gf who takes it up the butt and cant stand to be away from me
-making $25 an hour interning at my dads firm
-straight A's except for one B in chem
-$12,736 in my acct and $45,000 tucked away.
-wastes too much time on this website
-several friends and 4 really close childhood friends
-living in a two and a half room one bath apartment right next to uni

fun fact: if 8375448 had OP as a mom and dad, he would be just like OP. winning the lottery doesn't make you a winner.

f**k all of you nerds. i go to college now and have had sex with 6 different women in the past 4 months.
dead serious here: life was more fun when I sat at home and played video games all day

-White
-19 years old
-6'2 195lbs
-attending an ivy atm
-got a gf who takes it up the butt and cant stand to be away from me
-making $25 an hour interning at my dads firm
-straight A's except for one B in chem
-$12,736 in my acct and $45,000 tucked away.
-wastes too much time on this website
-several friends and 4 really close childhood friends
-living in a two and a half room one bath apartment right next to uni

protip: your "gf" is cheating on you

>-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
How in the F**K did that happen?

First: here is some pokemon porn to get your attention, because this post is long. READ IT BITCHES
Hey guys, your lives are pretty useless right now. Ever see the movie "Yes man"? Well, that philosophy actually works, So you'r gunna want to do this life changing revolutionary plan I got for you right now.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
Pull a Mothaf**king Forest gump and Run across the country. You will see things you never would have seen. you will meet all kinds of people. your life will be turned around.
PLAN TO DO THIS ASAP that way you don't f**king forget about it. Get a backpack, and all the money you can muster up. Pack some clothes, Pack Light. Tell your mom that your changing your life (She will be proud of you) and head towards whatever coast you are closest to. When you get there, (Go all the way, Touch the water. Don't be Lazy) Turn around and head the opposite direction. you will learn so much about life by doing so. you will no longer be a looser. and you will find true happiness. you will gain confidence, and will get into a real relationship. You will see what its like to be the master of your own life.
OR you can dwell in your own filth you call a life. You can go on with not having the balls or motivation to do anything worth while. It's Up to you. I really don't care what you do.

-in university
-making 45,000 this year from co-op
-own a car less then 2 years old
-apartment paid for in full
-6'2"
oh wait wrong thread

First: here is some pokemon porn to get your attention, because this post is long. READ IT BITCHES
Hey guys, your lives are pretty useless right now. Ever see the movie "Yes man"? Well, that philosophy actually works, So you'r gunna want to do this life changing revolutionary plan I got for you right now.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
Pull a Mothaf**king Forest gump and Run across the country. You will see things you never would have seen. you will meet all kinds of people. your life will be turned around.
PLAN TO DO THIS ASAP that way you don't f**king forget about it. Get a backpack, and all the money you can muster up. Pack some clothes, Pack Light. Tell your mom that your changing your life (She will be proud of you) and head towards whatever coast you are closest to. When you get there, (Go all the way, Touch the water. Don't be Lazy) Turn around and head the opposite direction. you will learn so much about life by doing so. you will no longer be a looser. and you will find true happiness. you will gain confidence, and will get into a real relationship. You will see what its like to be the master of your own life.
OR you can dwell in your own filth you call a life. You can go on with not having the balls or motivation to do anything worth while. It's Up to you. I really don't care what you do.

How do you fund the run? Gunna need some moneys right?

i'm too bashful but some of the worse ones in this thread mirror me pretty closely. god damn, guys, can't we form a league of super evil here or something?

I love how all these threads get turned into dick measuring contests by people who's accomplishments wouldn't add up to sh*t anywhere else.
"Durr hurr I have a car, and a job, and I get pu**y more then once a year, I should go show off how badass I am to all these losers on anonymous"

- Dead
- Died masturbating

>1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating

oh god that is so sad. that is seriously one of the most pathetic things i've ever read.

This is not the OP's fault, and doesn't make him a loser at all.

-26 year old virgin
-have kissed one girl, when I was 17, one time
-unemployed
-no college
-live with parents
-fat with severe backne
-play WoW 8+ hours per day
But f**k it, I fail in RL, but I'm a god in Azeroth. All we can seek in life is status and acceptance, and I've found them in a virtual world where we aren't judged by anything but our actions

>liberal arts
>gigglingchildren.jpg

I love how all these threads get turned into dick measuring contests by people who's accomplishments wouldn't add up to sh*t anywhere else.
"Durr hurr I have a car, and a job, and I get pu**y more then once a year, I should go show off how badass I am to all these losers on anonymous"

i like how they think i care.
i'm not envious, i don't want your life. i like arguing with other losers about sci-fi on the internet. i like playing videogames all day. i like fapping to hentai.
if i wanted to change i would, but i don't. i've transcended loserdom. i'm at the point where i don't care. i'd rather have fun all day than work in some sh*tty job flipping hamburgers or going to school.

>female
>virgin
LOL TROLL

It's fun because people with an understanding of psychology understand that everyone in this thread is equally happy overall, and they are all equally as happy as celebrities who seem to have it all.
Happiness is your current situation relative to your norm, stop stressing over not having what popular culture has determined to be a perfect life

- Dead
- Died masturbating

Died masturbating browsing anonymous responding in a how much of a loser are you thread.

i like how they think i care.
i'm not envious, i don't want your life. i like arguing with other losers about sci-fi on the internet. i like playing videogames all day. i like fapping to hentai.
if i wanted to change i would, but i don't. i've transcended loserdom. i'm at the point where i don't care. i'd rather have fun all day than work in some sh*tty job flipping hamburgers or going to school.

so you prefer leeching mommy and daddy's money instead of being productive.
i bet you treat your parents as sh*t, and want them to treat you as an adult, but you do nothing for them.

i like how they think i care.
i'm not envious, i don't want your life. i like arguing with other losers about sci-fi on the internet. i like playing videogames all day. i like fapping to hentai.
if i wanted to change i would, but i don't. i've transcended loserdom. i'm at the point where i don't care. i'd rather have fun all day than work in some sh*tty job flipping hamburgers or going to school.

>i'd rather have fun all day than work in some sh*tty job flipping hamburgers or going to school.
in other words, you're comfortable with the fact that your parents work their asses off just for you to sit at home reading web all day?

It's fun because people with an understanding of psychology understand that everyone in this thread is equally happy overall, and they are all equally as happy as celebrities who seem to have it all.
Happiness is your current situation relative to your norm, stop stressing over not having what popular culture has determined to be a perfect life

so... constant improvement == constant happiness?

How do you fund the run? Gunna need some moneys right?

Well there are many options. For one, If you have some parents, Ask them for cash. That could be a good start.
If that doesn't work, you can sell some of your sh*t. All you need is a couple hundred bucks to get yourself on your way. Sell your Console and your videogames. You won't need them on the road anyways, and after you get back you will realize how much of the world your are missing while staying inside.You obviously have a computer. Sell that off, and you have enough money.
You will make money as you go. you can pan handle when you are in the city, and make enough to get some food. It is summer time, so it is not too big of a deal if you sleep outside. Sure, This may sound bad, But honestly it is one of the best things you can do for yourself. You will talk to so many people. If you tell them what you are doing, people will grow interest in you and will offer you shelter (people in general are nicer than you think).
Everyone in here has what it takes to get started on this journey within 1 and a half weeks.

acne
22
no job
neckbeard
university dropout
1 friend
1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
16 hrs on the internet
WoW: 3 level 80s, limited raid progress
WoW: hundreds of trolling 19s in trial accounts with max WSG marks of honour, ~1k HP each

-Nearly 19 year old virgin
-Entire life is the internet
-No job ever
-Overweight
-No college
-No friends
-Go outside about once a month for 2 hours at the most (shopping for food)
-No girlfriend ever
F**king casuals on web, I swear.

- Pale as a sheet of paper
- 22 year old virgin
- No job
- Glasses that I can't see sh*t without
- Almost have an Associates degree.
- 2 gfs in highschool, both weren't virgins, both didn't f**k me.
- untold number of years on the internet.

2005
>Broke
>paying $250 per month to live in a sh*tty apartment with two idiots
>make minimum wage at a restaurant not even 40 hours a week
>haven't had sex in two years
>No friends in this city other than my family
>Can't even meet girls off the internet
>Out of shape
>No degree
>No computer
2010
>Engaged to a genuinely gorgeous, thin and attractive girl
>living in large apartment in nice area of town with said fiancee
>great job that I enjoy and pays over $50K
>Awesome side project that could pay off big in the future
>Not as much money as I'd like in the bank, but I'm comfortable and having lots of fun while putting money into my ventures
>Nice laptop
>No degree and glad I didn't waste the money
>Wide circle of good friends
>In the best shape of my life
If I can do it, you guys can do it. Man up and take responsibility in your life. Nobody helped me. I just didn't want to be a f**king loser anymore. I did it with meds and without help from my parents. Just do it do it do it.

18 year old male
virgin
never even hugged a female in my entire life
low confidence to the point where I stutter around people I don't know, most commonly around girls
about 10 friends
lazy as hell, can't get down to work when I have way more potential than I am showing
mixed white/asian and dont fit well into any racial group of people, and live in an indian/black populated area..
Yeah I'm sure there are worse on here.. but I'm pretty bad.

2005
>Broke
>paying $250 per month to live in a sh*tty apartment with two idiots
>make minimum wage at a restaurant not even 40 hours a week
>haven't had sex in two years
>No friends in this city other than my family
>Can't even meet girls off the internet
>Out of shape
>No degree
>No computer
2010
>Engaged to a genuinely gorgeous, thin and attractive girl
>living in large apartment in nice area of town with said fiancee
>great job that I enjoy and pays over $50K
>Awesome side project that could pay off big in the future
>Not as much money as I'd like in the bank, but I'm comfortable and having lots of fun while putting money into my ventures
>Nice laptop
>No degree and glad I didn't waste the money
>Wide circle of good friends
>In the best shape of my life
If I can do it, you guys can do it. Man up and take responsibility in your life. Nobody helped me. I just didn't want to be a f**king loser anymore. I did it with meds and without help from my parents. Just do it do it do it.

Bool cory, sto.

2005
>Broke
>paying $250 per month to live in a sh*tty apartment with two idiots
>make minimum wage at a restaurant not even 40 hours a week
>haven't had sex in two years
>No friends in this city other than my family
>Can't even meet girls off the internet
>Out of shape
>No degree
>No computer
2010
>Engaged to a genuinely gorgeous, thin and attractive girl
>living in large apartment in nice area of town with said fiancee
>great job that I enjoy and pays over $50K
>Awesome side project that could pay off big in the future
>Not as much money as I'd like in the bank, but I'm comfortable and having lots of fun while putting money into my ventures
>Nice laptop
>No degree and glad I didn't waste the money
>Wide circle of good friends
>In the best shape of my life
If I can do it, you guys can do it. Man up and take responsibility in your life. Nobody helped me. I just didn't want to be a f**king loser anymore. I did it with meds and without help from my parents. Just do it do it do it.

typo: that should say without meds. I may have come a long way, but I still can't proofread :/

How do you fund the run? Gunna need some moneys right?

It's simple
along the way you will meet random friendly people and have a series of episodic adviceentures, climaxing in your arrival at the coast and your epiphany about life.
also the audience never sees you eat or sleep so that stuff doesn't matter

so... constant improvement == constant happiness?

Constant improvement also = constantly improving your standard of what is normal, so if you fall behind you will be more sad (even if you're only falling behind to a point which used to be normal point, or even a high point for you)
Ex: You are f**king a 6 regularly, you get to f**k a 7, awesome!
You improve your life, you begin f**king a 9 regularly, she dumps you and you must settle for a 7, this is sh*tty

First: here is some pokemon porn to get your attention, because this post is long. READ IT BITCHES
Hey guys, your lives are pretty useless right now. Ever see the movie "Yes man"? Well, that philosophy actually works, So you'r gunna want to do this life changing revolutionary plan I got for you right now.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
Pull a Mothaf**king Forest gump and Run across the country. You will see things you never would have seen. you will meet all kinds of people. your life will be turned around.
PLAN TO DO THIS ASAP that way you don't f**king forget about it. Get a backpack, and all the money you can muster up. Pack some clothes, Pack Light. Tell your mom that your changing your life (She will be proud of you) and head towards whatever coast you are closest to. When you get there, (Go all the way, Touch the water. Don't be Lazy) Turn around and head the opposite direction. you will learn so much about life by doing so. you will no longer be a looser. and you will find true happiness. you will gain confidence, and will get into a real relationship. You will see what its like to be the master of your own life.
OR you can dwell in your own filth you call a life. You can go on with not having the balls or motivation to do anything worth while. It's Up to you. I really don't care what you do.

Well there are many options. For one, If you have some parents, Ask them for cash. That could be a good start.
If that doesn't work, you can sell some of your sh*t. All you need is a couple hundred bucks to get yourself on your way. Sell your Console and your videogames. You won't need them on the road anyways, and after you get back you will realize how much of the world your are missing while staying inside.You obviously have a computer. Sell that off, and you have enough money.
You will make money as you go. you can pan handle when you are in the city, and make enough to get some food. It is summer time, so it is not too big of a deal if you sleep outside. Sure, This may sound bad, But honestly it is one of the best things you can do for yourself. You will talk to so many people. If you tell them what you are doing, people will grow interest in you and will offer you shelter (people in general are nicer than you think).
Everyone in here has what it takes to get started on this journey within 1 and a half weeks.

TIRED OF BEING A LOSER? READ THESE!

19
Really f**king ugly
Fat
Jobless
Virgin, kissless
Small penis
Stretch marks
Bad hygiene desease around my balls area
Burn scars around my man tits
Pedo, fiddles little cousins
Lice
5 level 80 chars in WoW: Huntard, Resto Druid, Arcane Mage, Ret Pally, Shadow Priest
Smells really bad
No friends

Constant improvement also = constantly improving your standard of what is normal, so if you fall behind you will be more sad (even if you're only falling behind to a point which used to be normal point, or even a high point for you)
Ex: You are f**king a 6 regularly, you get to f**k a 7, awesome!
You improve your life, you begin f**king a 9 regularly, she dumps you and you must settle for a 7, this is sh*tty

i don't think it works this way. our bodies (and minds) cant just adjust to whatever situation we're put in. if we have no water to drink, not drinking doesnt become 'the norm', we just die. by the same token there are things we have been evolutionarily and culturally brought up to perceive as necessary for 'happiness' or a good life.
its not so easy to drum these things out of our subconscious. true, some people do seem stable no matter what situation theyre in but that seems to be the exception rather than the rule/

TIRED OF BEING A LOSER? READ THESE!

that's dumb.
that wont stop u from being a loser

-19 years old
-6'3'' 230 lbs
-make like 10-15 bucks and hour plus I sell a little bit of drugs
-dropped out of community college after like a week and a half
-not that many friends
-not very creative/have any special talents (besides sex)
oh well at least i'm not a virgin

Constant improvement also = constantly improving your standard of what is normal, so if you fall behind you will be more sad (even if you're only falling behind to a point which used to be normal point, or even a high point for you)
Ex: You are f**king a 6 regularly, you get to f**k a 7, awesome!
You improve your life, you begin f**king a 9 regularly, she dumps you and you must settle for a 7, this is sh*tty

Yeah he is right, never do anything to improve your quality of life

TIRED OF BEING A LOSER? READ THESE!

Dunno... it sounds fun, but I think moving to a different state and starting anew sounds better.

TIRED OF BEING A LOSER? READ THESE!

Computers are an essential item to actually be of any use in the modern world. Sure, you'll feel "liberated" when you sell off all your sh*t, but the next day you'll realize you f**ked up.
And instead of having a comfy life at home, you'll be living on the streets.

28 y/o, only one girlfriend ever
I've only worked for 2 years of my life
feminine voice
can't sing or dance
live with parents
social anxiety
worthless degree
no idea how to talk to women
Maybe I don't win this game, but I at least get a spot on the all-star team.

Awesome skin
19 year old sex god
no deformities
Perfect weight
In College
Plenty of friends
Too many ex girlfriends
2-5 hours a day on the internet
Rest of web, are you even trying?

Yeah he is right, never do anything to improve your quality of life

That's not the point
The point is don't strive for happiness, you can never achieve it, you will always want something more and that thing you wanted to much and finally got quickly becomes your norm
All you can strive for is status, if you understand this then you will be less disappointed than if you strive for happiness, as you can never achieve the latter but the former is possible

Everything is great, except:
- on web a lot
- Listening to Midnight Snacks
- Really bad breakout right now
- Single

Awesome skin
19 year old sex god
no deformities
Perfect weight
In College
Plenty of friends
Too many ex girlfriends
2-5 hours a day on the internet
Rest of web, are you even trying?

you forgot turning down harvard, benching a 2x your body weight, and earning 75k a year doing nothing.

Computers are an essential item to actually be of any use in the modern world. Sure, you'll feel "liberated" when you sell off all your sh*t, but the next day you'll realize you f**ked up.
And instead of having a comfy life at home, you'll be living on the streets.

>sell your computer=end up living in the streets
lolwut

you forgot turning down harvard, benching a 2x your body weight, and earning 75k a year doing nothing.

90k*
Thanks though, i forgot the other two

loser as f**k here
fat
am virgin
horrible with women
chronic masturbation
short five foot six inches
only time i kissed a woman was out of drunken pity
only interaction i do have with women is usually friends girlfriends
currently listening to lady gaga
most free time spent on web
made no new friends at college
acne

-Hairy
-Receding hair line
-5'8" at 200lbs
-No friends
-Glasses
-Never had a girlfriend
-Never had physical contact that was more than a handshake with a woman.
-Virgin
-5" penis
-Premature ejaculation
-Fap at least once a day
-Major depression
-All I do every day is work, eat, vidya, anime, web, sleep.

-Ugly
-26 years old
-Only just begun university
-English degree :(
-No job
-Haven't gotten phone call in a week (or a text msg for that matter)
-Play WoW
-8-12 hours of internet/WoW a day

>sell your computer=end up living in the streets
lolwut

Dunno... it sounds fun, but I think moving to a different state and starting anew sounds better.

Computers are an essential item to actually be of any use in the modern world. Sure, you'll feel "liberated" when you sell off all your sh*t, but the next day you'll realize you f**ked up.
And instead of having a comfy life at home, you'll be living on the streets.

You can get a new computer when you get back. A computer is not worth as much as a new outlook on life anyways.
And besides, you won't be able to bring your computer on your journey.
It is obvious you don't have a "Comfy life" at home. You'r f**king depressed. this is a cure. It may sound Unorthodox, But it will all make sense while you're doing it.
A Drastic change in your life demands drastic measures.

Backnee
20 years old
in a relationship
no job
mole on my chin
did not finish secondary school (high school)
a couple of friends
lost virginity last year to my bf in our friend's house
MTG player
big time gamer too

22 years old
works for successful family business
37 women f**ked
8 inch penis
joining army
large group of friends
party every weekend
oh wait this isnt a how awesome are you thread my bad

Backnee
20 years old
in a relationship
no job
mole on my chin
did not finish secondary school (high school)
a couple of friends
lost virginity last year to my bf in our friend's house
MTG player
big time gamer too

also i work out , measure 6 foot tall and i weight 165 pounds
but i have f**ked up teeth

TIRED OF BEING A LOSER? READ THESE!

You know what, I'm Sick of being Depressed at home. I'm going to do this. F**k being a loser.

-24
-unemployed
-live with mom
-never had a "real" job even though somehow I managed to get an engineering degree
-can't even get a sh*tty job because I stutter during interviews
-kissless virgin
-overweight
-several missing teeth and lots of fillings
-some acne
-really nasty red stretchmarks all over shoulders and arms
-spend 12+ hours on the internet
-leave my house for a walk only at nights
-a stray dog bit my f**king ass last night FUUU

You know what, I'm Sick of being Depressed at home. I'm going to do this. F**k being a loser.

Good for you dude! Go realize how precious life is. I wish you the best of luck on your journey.

22 years old
works for successful family business
37 women f**ked
8 inch penis
joining army
large group of friends
party every weekend
oh wait this isnt a how awesome are you thread my bad

> joining army
you are the biggest loser, oh Mercenary Hitman Of The State.

-24
-unemployed
-live with mom
-never had a "real" job even though somehow I managed to get an engineering degree
-can't even get a sh*tty job because I stutter during interviews
-kissless virgin
-overweight
-several missing teeth and lots of fillings
-some acne
-really nasty red stretchmarks all over shoulders and arms
-spend 12+ hours on the internet
-leave my house for a walk only at nights
-a stray dog bit my f**king ass last night FUUU

You should Do this:

TIRED OF BEING A LOSER? READ THESE!

also i work out , measure 6 foot tall and i weight 165 pounds
but i have f**ked up teeth

who cares about teeth, if you tall and skinny you fit more then half my criteria already

I'm moving across the country (Utah to New York) for a new job that I just accepted, I know no one in the city I'm going to
Can this be a reasonable substitute for the run across the country?

I'm moving across the country (Utah to New York) for a new job that I just accepted, I know no one in the city I'm going to
Can this be a reasonable substitute for the run across the country?

As long as you push your boundaries to do new things, then yes.

-18 years old
-No job
-6'11" 202 lbs
-No college
-only a handful of friends
-never had a gf, ever
-12+ hours of mmorpgs a day

-24 non virgin
-sex at 17 with my English teacher
-Work as a EMT work 3 days for the price of 5
-GF is bi and hot
-got 9 close friends +gf's friends
-2hours of internet because i got starcraft beta key
-work out everyday for an hour

-24 non virgin
-sex at 17 with my English teacher
-Work as a EMT work 3 days for the price of 5
-GF is bi and hot
-got 9 close friends +gf's friends
-2hours of internet because i got starcraft beta key
-work out everyday for an hour

>starcraft beta key
This is the only reason I am jealous of you.

I'm moving across the country (Utah to New York) for a new job that I just accepted, I know no one in the city I'm going to
Can this be a reasonable substitute for the run across the country?

MAKE IT AWESOME!

You guys make me feel awesome.

-secret agent
-first name salamander
-last name jones

18.
Hot girlfriend who is good in bed.
Lost virginity at 16.
Have had lots of sex with that same girl.
Nice family.
Aiming to move out of house once i finish school.
Am I doing it right?

Oh lord, thank you for this thread. I was feeling pretty glum until I read all you people crying about your own lives.
If you don't want to feel like a loser don't think of yourself as one. Simple as that. You guys wonder why you're so "ronrey" well be more positive. It actually does wonders.

27 hours of internet a day

-Acne
-23 year old virgin
-no job
-200+ lbs at 5'8"
-"taking a break" from college
- 2 sort of friends
- No girlfriend ever
- All but maybe 3 hours of my day are spent sleeping or on the internet
- Suicidal
- Degenerate drug user
- 4.5 inch c**k
- ugly
- hairy
- average to slightly below average intelligence
- most people hate me on sight, like they are offended that I even exist
- eczema or psoriasis or something
- I spend at least 2 hours a day looking at pictures or videos of corpses, suicides, murders, etc

24
6'11
Working at sony as a software engineer
-weigh 150
-black
-no abnormalities
-gets along with everyone
-10+ hours on the internet
-12 people I can consider a friend
- Go out alot and hang out with friends, and play football
- 1 wife who is working to become CEO
damn my life sucks

24
6'11
Working at sony as a software engineer
-weigh 150
-black
-no abnormalities
-gets along with everyone
-10+ hours on the internet
-12 people I can consider a friend
- Go out alot and hang out with friends, and play football
- 1 wife who is working to become CEO
damn my life sucks

>6'11
>weight 150
>no abnormalities
i wouldn't be so sure. unless you meant 6'1, you are grossly underweight and probably near death.

- woman
- ginger
- fat
- small pointed drooping tits
- glasses
- kp on arms and legs
- cannot remove body hair due to sh*tty skin
- no job
- cannot drive
- left-handed
- overbite
- hair on upper lip (can't remove due to sh*tty skin)
- ugly birth mark on neck
- moles on shoulder and legs
- cannot cook

- college student
- math major (pretty bad at it but i love it, SO F**K YOU)
- haven't talked to a girl all year
- skinny as f**k

>6'11
>weight 150
>no abnormalities
i wouldn't be so sure. unless you meant 6'1, you are grossly underweight and probably near death.

I lied about my height
im 6'3
150

- woman
- ginger
- fat
- small pointed drooping tits
- glasses
- kp on arms and legs
- cannot remove body hair due to sh*tty skin
- no job
- cannot drive
- left-handed
- overbite
- hair on upper lip (can't remove due to sh*tty skin)
- ugly birth mark on neck
- moles on shoulder and legs
- cannot cook

oh also
- 21
- 160cm
- 75kg

-No friends
-No job
-20 y.o virgin
-never had an actual kiss
-never had gf
-play AOE/f**k about on anonymous literally all day
and the worst one of all, I'm actually proud of how good I am at trolling web. As in, that's probably the one skill I'm good at, I'm laughing right now thinking of this awesome thread I made last night.

>and the worst one of all, I'm actually proud of how good I am at trolling web. As in, that's probably the one skill I'm good at, I'm laughing right now thinking of this awesome thread I made last night.
Thank god I'm not the only one. I laugh about my trolling all the time.

-23 year old kissless virgin.
-Live with parents.
-No job.
-Never worked.
-No education.
-Overweight.
-Ugly.
-No friends.
-8+- hours on the internet.
-Bald spots(have them my whole life)
-Socially awkward.
Guess my pic don't count for first kiss.

-19 year old virgin
-Work at walmart
-280lbs, 6'3 male
-GED
-Never had a g/f havent even kissed a girl
-Get high everyday with the same bunch of people

you guys aren't being serious right?

-24 years old.
-Slept with over 30 girls.
-Making only 50k
-Going to law school
-Still tripf**ging.

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

27 year old virgin
no friends
weighs average
shorter than average
small dick
starting to lose hair
terrible at sports i've attempted.
but i do have a decent job

-25
-No job
-No college
-Lives alone
-Horribly ugly
-Short
-Big nose
-Unintelligent
-Bad with people
-Becoming increasingly more fat, sedated, and reclusive

I don't feel depressed anymore after reading this thread.

I'm gonna be worse than all you guys when i become 20.

-No Job
-No college
-Poor
-Never touched a girl
-Never been out of the house for more then an hour
-1 friend
-15+ hours a day on internet
-5+ hours of fapping a day
-No Parents living off what little inheritance they gave
-No car
-chronic sweating
-spend 15k(car money) on a real doll
-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
-Have to go to several eye doctors because eyes are failing
-severe burns/scars from scalding on my chest when i was a child
-molested by father 3 weeks before he died
-Only have a 6th grade education
-Weigh 295.6 pounds
-can only eat jevity(type of liquid food) because of intestinal issues
-uncontrollable fits of farting
Pretty much I've got nothing left to live for except for watching people on web.

-No Job
-No college
-Poor
-Never touched a girl
-Never been out of the house for more then an hour
-1 friend
-15+ hours a day on internet
-5+ hours of fapping a day
-No Parents living off what little inheritance they gave
-No car
-chronic sweating
-spend 15k(car money) on a real doll
-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
-Have to go to several eye doctors because eyes are failing
-severe burns/scars from scalding on my chest when i was a child
-molested by father 3 weeks before he died
-Only have a 6th grade education
-Weigh 295.6 pounds
-can only eat jevity(type of liquid food) because of intestinal issues
-uncontrollable fits of farting
Pretty much I've got nothing left to live for except for watching people on web.

We might have a winner here!

-No Job
-No college
-Poor
-Never touched a girl
-Never been out of the house for more then an hour
-1 friend
-15+ hours a day on internet
-5+ hours of fapping a day
-No Parents living off what little inheritance they gave
-No car
-chronic sweating
-spend 15k(car money) on a real doll
-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
-Have to go to several eye doctors because eyes are failing
-severe burns/scars from scalding on my chest when i was a child
-molested by father 3 weeks before he died
-Only have a 6th grade education
-Weigh 295.6 pounds
-can only eat jevity(type of liquid food) because of intestinal issues
-uncontrollable fits of farting
Pretty much I've got nothing left to live for except for watching people on web.

>-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
I demand pics of said hand.

>-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
I demand pics of said hand.

Actually, tiny hand with/holding a can of jevity, or you're trolling.

>-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
I demand pics of said hand.

And what do you expect me to take it with I don't have a camera except for an old polaroid, when I mean I am poor Iam so poor my computer still uses a iomega zip drive

And what do you expect me to take it with I don't have a camera except for an old polaroid, when I mean I am poor Iam so poor my computer still uses a iomega zip drive

>my computer still uses a iomega zip drive
troll.

-No Job
-No college
-Poor
-Never touched a girl
-Never been out of the house for more then an hour
-1 friend
-15+ hours a day on internet
-5+ hours of fapping a day
-No Parents living off what little inheritance they gave
-No car
-chronic sweating
-spend 15k(car money) on a real doll
-Cant get a job due to tiny hand(get disability from it)
-Have to go to several eye doctors because eyes are failing
-severe burns/scars from scalding on my chest when i was a child
-molested by father 3 weeks before he died
-Only have a 6th grade education
-Weigh 295.6 pounds
-can only eat jevity(type of liquid food) because of intestinal issues
-uncontrollable fits of farting
Pretty much I've got nothing left to live for except for watching people on web.

>-15+ hours a day on internet
>-5+ hours of fapping a day
So you sleep for less than 4 hours a day?

>-15+ hours a day on internet
>-5+ hours of fapping a day
So you sleep for less than 4 hours a day?

since when have internet and fapping been mutually exclusive?

Do you fap with your tiny hand? Using jevity as lube?

>my computer still uses a iomega zip drive
troll.

Believe me or not its just a tiny hp with a 8gb HDD and the zip drive

>-15+ hours a day on internet
>-5+ hours of fapping a day
So you sleep for less than 4 hours a day?

Pretty much if anything I take naps constantly.
the nights are pretty restless since my bowls think anytime is a good time for diarriha

since when have internet and fapping been mutually exclusive?

Since everytime I load a picture its russian roulette to see if my computer will freeze.

Do you fap with your tiny hand? Using jevity as lube?

Jevity has all the feel of protien shakes so no, it makes bad lube. And I can't really fap with my tiny hand since a couple of the bones fused in the fingers and lower hand so basically only 2 of my fingers really move while the others barely wiggle my thumbs fine though awsome little bastard.

I don't think I'll qualify but might as well give it a try.
- 18 year old virgin, never even held a hand
- cashier, but laid off
- spending 14 hours a day on internet
- have barely left the house in the last 2 months
- only talked to mom & little brothers in the last 2 months
- confidence so low I sometimes blush when talking about daily stuff with mom (yeah... WTF, man?)
That's about it I guess.
I'm sad.

>6ft
>18 yo
>Job, a sh*tty one but it's a job
>Red birthmark thingish on my right hand across the knuckles, it's called 'Angels kiss' in Sweden.
>Normal weight
>Studying to become an electrician
>3 Close friends
>I've had 2 girlfriends but currently single by choice
>6-7 hours on the computer
>-2.5 On my left eye and -2.0 on my right one, Got both contacts and glasses
>7 inch Swedish sausage
>Living with parents
>Work out daily, only to stay in shape. I don't want to be a steroid munching musclec**t.
All in all I'm doing pretty good :D

My situation isn't that bad trhough i feel tht it could be a lot better...
acne not so much tough
skinny
virgin
6 hours internet a day mostly
kissed a few girls
hade one gf when i was 17, wouldn't let me f**k her
no job
live with my dad
hate most people
I'm improving myself, but slowly hoping one day i'll change all this sh*t

18 years old.
amateur weightlifter
blond hair, blue eyes, fake tan
I made my first money making a 2D game in C/OpenGL at age 16 (and im not gonna say which, because I dont want any btards on my site)
I have a cool looking scar running along my left eyebrow
Going CS in university next year
I got a compliment from the prom queen the other day because she saw me working the weights
I have a lot of friends, although most of them moved away recently because of college/uni
Im cutting down on the internetting/gaming, its time to get responsible and program instead of slacking of. Want pics? :)

-201lb
-18 year old virgin
-Job
-Huge birthmark on the back of my shoulder
-Weighs more than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a "brother", multiple friends
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy after we were dating
-4+hrs on the internet
-Physically active

-18 year old
-no job
-large nose
-still fighting some bad skin
-intense thyroid gland issues (nodules) that cause major hot flashes multiple times a day with no cure
-150 lbs and 5'2"
-keep crawling back to ex bf everytime he hurts me because i cant handle being alone.
-to many hours on the computer a day to count
-going to community college
-don't ever talk to barely anyone.

18 years old.
amateur weightlifter
blond hair, blue eyes, fake tan
I made my first money making a 2D game in C/OpenGL at age 16 (and im not gonna say which, because I dont want any btards on my site)
I have a cool looking scar running along my left eyebrow
Going CS in university next year
I got a compliment from the prom queen the other day because she saw me working the weights
I have a lot of friends, although most of them moved away recently because of college/uni
Im cutting down on the internetting/gaming, its time to get responsible and program instead of slacking of. Want pics? :)

I am also a major camwh**re

- Im jewish....

Fat about 320 but I'm 6'4. Still huge though.
I'm in college getting an associates and then transferring to a university.
18 virgin
Never had a girlfriend
I have an apartment
I just got hired at a job today :)
4 close childhood friends I always hang out with
My escapes are working on cars and the internetz
I have mild anxiety. It used to be bad but I'm on some meds haven't had a panic attack in a year
Everything is fine right now just really wish I could find a girl. I'm just so lonely without a girl. I seriously envy my friends who have girlfriends...I'm happy with life right now just wish I could have that icing on the cake...

WoW 12+ hours a day
Complete virgin
25 years old, live with parents
;_;

wtf is this sh*tttttttttttttttttttt
trolls

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

Pics of birthmark

21 years old
failing university
countless one night stands, cant find right girl
always in demand, i cant accomodate everyone who wants me
poor fitness
smokes
drinks

-No job or future prospects.
-Live with my grandmother.
-Look tired and sick constantly.
-8+ hours on internet.
-No friends.
-Dropped out of community college.
-Gay

-Freckles
-20 year old
-Unemployed
-Lives alone
-No friends
-12+hrs on internet

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

Let's see:
- 31 and live with sister her bf and gf in parents house
- Earn much less than I could because of I help my dad
- 5.5'' dick
- spend my free time during weeks on the computer, since my gf lives too far away
- liek chubbies
- play pokemon

- Unemployed
- Dropped out of school at 13, no qualifications
- Ugly
- Diagnosed with assburgers and avoidant personality disorder
- No friends
- Live alone
- Only ever leave my flat about once a week, at most
- On welfare
- 10-12 hours on the internet a day
- Female

- Unemployed
- Dropped out of school at 13, no qualifications
- Ugly
- Diagnosed with assburgers and avoidant personality disorder
- No friends
- Live alone
- Only ever leave my flat about once a week, at most
- On welfare
- 10-12 hours on the internet a day
- Female

>- Female
So you have a vagoo? In that case you could at least have sex with some of the dudes here, even though you are ugly.

>- Female
So you have a vagoo? In that case you could at least have sex with some of the dudes here, even though you are ugly.

Even neckbeards have standards.

I got this hands down. Part 1 of 2
-Male, 25, 5' 6", 390 Lbs
-Still lives at home w/ Mom.
-Virgin + Never been kissed + No physical contact with a female ever (Holding hands, dancing, etc.)
-My car is older than I am and is currently gathering dust outside (Drive more than 8 miles and it overheats spewing hot anti-freeze inside the cabin. I keep a bucket under the passenger side dashboard to collect whatever comes in.)
-Mormon upbringing. (Never drank alcohol or coffee, smoked, did drugs.) I quit going after being busted for looking a porn on a school computer at 13 and was "referred" to the bishop of my church, and spent an hour listening to him ask me pedo questions like "how often I masturbated".
-Have only had 2 jobs in entire life. Both lasted less than 2 months.
Job 1: Stockboy at small local market at age 17, Total time: 5 weeks.
Job 2: Overnight Stockboy at Wal-mart at age 23, Total time: 7 weeks.
Fired from both jobs for being too slow.

I got this hands down. Part 1 of 2
-Male, 25, 5' 6", 390 Lbs
-Still lives at home w/ Mom.
-Virgin + Never been kissed + No physical contact with a female ever (Holding hands, dancing, etc.)
-My car is older than I am and is currently gathering dust outside (Drive more than 8 miles and it overheats spewing hot anti-freeze inside the cabin. I keep a bucket under the passenger side dashboard to collect whatever comes in.)
-Mormon upbringing. (Never drank alcohol or coffee, smoked, did drugs.) I quit going after being busted for looking a porn on a school computer at 13 and was "referred" to the bishop of my church, and spent an hour listening to him ask me pedo questions like "how often I masturbated".
-Have only had 2 jobs in entire life. Both lasted less than 2 months.
Job 1: Stockboy at small local market at age 17, Total time: 5 weeks.
Job 2: Overnight Stockboy at Wal-mart at age 23, Total time: 7 weeks.
Fired from both jobs for being too slow.

Part 2 of 3 (longer than I thought)
-Went to college for 2.5 years, only to fail out due to web (Seriously, Never had access to internet before, then I discover web in 2005 while mucking about on the computers in the lab, from then on I started skipping class to hang in the labs and surf. Still no Internet, stealing wireless from neighbor.)
-Have a total of 3 friends. Friend 1, Best friend, moved away in 2002. Now only contact is a phone call to him on his birthday. Friend 2, a cripple, haven't seen him since the end of 2005 after he was sent to jail for sexing up his underage sister and became a registered sexual predator. Friend 3, Ex-marine, we hang out pretty often usually 10 times a month, basically he's the only one I ever see.
-Scammed by "girlfriend" in High School. She asks me out to school dance. Needs money for entrance and photos ($40). I have to beg dad for 4 month's allowance. I show up and hand over the cash. She says she's going to go get tickets and photo reservations while I hang outside with crippled friend. 30 min pass by, she hasn't came back out, cripple friend goes in and comes back. Tells me she's in there sucking face w/ the only ni**er in school. I find out later she did get photos taken at the dance, only they were of her and her skank friends w/ their dates.

-18
-looking like 12
-totally skinny
-never had something to do with girls
-1-2 people i would barely concider "friends"
-my own family hates me
-10+ internet hours per day

Part 2 of 3 (longer than I thought)
-Went to college for 2.5 years, only to fail out due to web (Seriously, Never had access to internet before, then I discover web in 2005 while mucking about on the computers in the lab, from then on I started skipping class to hang in the labs and surf. Still no Internet, stealing wireless from neighbor.)
-Have a total of 3 friends. Friend 1, Best friend, moved away in 2002. Now only contact is a phone call to him on his birthday. Friend 2, a cripple, haven't seen him since the end of 2005 after he was sent to jail for sexing up his underage sister and became a registered sexual predator. Friend 3, Ex-marine, we hang out pretty often usually 10 times a month, basically he's the only one I ever see.
-Scammed by "girlfriend" in High School. She asks me out to school dance. Needs money for entrance and photos ($40). I have to beg dad for 4 month's allowance. I show up and hand over the cash. She says she's going to go get tickets and photo reservations while I hang outside with crippled friend. 30 min pass by, she hasn't came back out, cripple friend goes in and comes back. Tells me she's in there sucking face w/ the only ni**er in school. I find out later she did get photos taken at the dance, only they were of her and her skank friends w/ their dates.

Part 3 of 3
-My sexual desires are weird. Where my ex-marine friend's response to an attractive female is "Look at the tits on her! I'd like to f**k her!" My (internal) response is more like "I'd like to hold her in my arms and kiss her gently." I really don't know how to put it.,. Sex isn't what's "it" for me.
-Partially deaf in Left ear, because Dad FALCON PUNCH'ed me in the side of the head when I was 1, for messing around with my grandfather's record player.
-Got the sh*tty end of the genetic stick in regards to my teeth. No mater how well I keep them they are prone to shattering and developing HUGE cavities. Mom lost all her teeth at around 25, and I'm currently going to have 4 removed sometime in the next month or so (bringing my total up to 5).
and just to lighten up my sh*tty life, I'll add in something I do that is "cool".
-I make musical instruments. I've completed a Shakuhachi & Tin Whistle and hopefully I'm going to begin making myself a Concertina and Fiddle. And maybe sometime down the road I'll try a Shamisen or Steel Drum.

Part 3 of 3
-My sexual desires are weird. Where my ex-marine friend's response to an attractive female is "Look at the tits on her! I'd like to f**k her!" My (internal) response is more like "I'd like to hold her in my arms and kiss her gently." I really don't know how to put it.,. Sex isn't what's "it" for me.
-Partially deaf in Left ear, because Dad FALCON PUNCH'ed me in the side of the head when I was 1, for messing around with my grandfather's record player.
-Got the sh*tty end of the genetic stick in regards to my teeth. No mater how well I keep them they are prone to shattering and developing HUGE cavities. Mom lost all her teeth at around 25, and I'm currently going to have 4 removed sometime in the next month or so (bringing my total up to 5).
and just to lighten up my sh*tty life, I'll add in something I do that is "cool".
-I make musical instruments. I've completed a Shakuhachi & Tin Whistle and hopefully I'm going to begin making myself a Concertina and Fiddle. And maybe sometime down the road I'll try a Shamisen or Steel Drum.

Part 2 of 3 (longer than I thought)
-Went to college for 2.5 years, only to fail out due to web (Seriously, Never had access to internet before, then I discover web in 2005 while mucking about on the computers in the lab, from then on I started skipping class to hang in the labs and surf. Still no Internet, stealing wireless from neighbor.)
-Have a total of 3 friends. Friend 1, Best friend, moved away in 2002. Now only contact is a phone call to him on his birthday. Friend 2, a cripple, haven't seen him since the end of 2005 after he was sent to jail for sexing up his underage sister and became a registered sexual predator. Friend 3, Ex-marine, we hang out pretty often usually 10 times a month, basically he's the only one I ever see.
-Scammed by "girlfriend" in High School. She asks me out to school dance. Needs money for entrance and photos ($40). I have to beg dad for 4 month's allowance. I show up and hand over the cash. She says she's going to go get tickets and photo reservations while I hang outside with crippled friend. 30 min pass by, she hasn't came back out, cripple friend goes in and comes back. Tells me she's in there sucking face w/ the only ni**er in school. I find out later she did get photos taken at the dance, only they were of her and her skank friends w/ their dates.

I got this hands down. Part 1 of 2
-Male, 25, 5' 6", 390 Lbs
-Still lives at home w/ Mom.
-Virgin + Never been kissed + No physical contact with a female ever (Holding hands, dancing, etc.)
-My car is older than I am and is currently gathering dust outside (Drive more than 8 miles and it overheats spewing hot anti-freeze inside the cabin. I keep a bucket under the passenger side dashboard to collect whatever comes in.)
-Mormon upbringing. (Never drank alcohol or coffee, smoked, did drugs.) I quit going after being busted for looking a porn on a school computer at 13 and was "referred" to the bishop of my church, and spent an hour listening to him ask me pedo questions like "how often I masturbated".
-Have only had 2 jobs in entire life. Both lasted less than 2 months.
Job 1: Stockboy at small local market at age 17, Total time: 5 weeks.
Job 2: Overnight Stockboy at Wal-mart at age 23, Total time: 7 weeks.
Fired from both jobs for being too slow.

Winner!
moooootles

acne
pretty bad at school
haven't had a girlfriend for 6 years
never get invited out by 'friends'
best friends not so much anymore
10+hrs a day on internet
no best friends

sleep at 6am, wake at 2pm, internet till 5pm, go out for a while and drive about alone most of the time
home at 11pm internet till 6pm
FML

Part 3 of 3
-My sexual desires are weird. Where my ex-marine friend's response to an attractive female is "Look at the tits on her! I'd like to f**k her!" My (internal) response is more like "I'd like to hold her in my arms and kiss her gently." I really don't know how to put it.,. Sex isn't what's "it" for me.
-Partially deaf in Left ear, because Dad FALCON PUNCH'ed me in the side of the head when I was 1, for messing around with my grandfather's record player.
-Got the sh*tty end of the genetic stick in regards to my teeth. No mater how well I keep them they are prone to shattering and developing HUGE cavities. Mom lost all her teeth at around 25, and I'm currently going to have 4 removed sometime in the next month or so (bringing my total up to 5).
and just to lighten up my sh*tty life, I'll add in something I do that is "cool".
-I make musical instruments. I've completed a Shakuhachi & Tin Whistle and hopefully I'm going to begin making myself a Concertina and Fiddle. And maybe sometime down the road I'll try a Shamisen or Steel Drum.

>-My sexual desires are weird. Where my ex-marine friend's response to an attractive female is "Look at the tits on her! I'd like to f**k her!" My (internal) response is more like [...]
lol, I expected some sickf**ked rape scene at this point

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

I believe sir - that you are he.....

itt: college kids saying they got it hard

-21, sex erry day
-banging hot GF
-about to graduate god tier major
oh wait
sorry

>who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
Oh that's f**king marvellous. Goddammit brah, just... goddammit.

>-My sexual desires are weird. Where my ex-marine friend's response to an attractive female is "Look at the tits on her! I'd like to f**k her!" My (internal) response is more like [...]
lol, I expected some sickf**ked rape scene at this point

I can relate to yo going all [...]. when "oh hot chick, dude" happens to me I start looking away even though the girl might really be beautiful or what not. I just start staring at the ground and avoid eye contact. acne too has warped my perception of how i look in public and i'm often paranoid that people will look at me and go " whoa, ugly dude". although afterwards i'm all " damn,m I'm paranoid about ths...no one gives a sh*t about how i look man."
and then it's all good.

First: here is some pokemon porn to get your attention, because this post is long. READ IT BITCHES
Hey guys, your lives are pretty useless right now. Ever see the movie "Yes man"? Well, that philosophy actually works, So you'r gunna want to do this life changing revolutionary plan I got for you right now.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
Pull a Mothaf**king Forest gump and Run across the country. You will see things you never would have seen. you will meet all kinds of people. your life will be turned around.
PLAN TO DO THIS ASAP that way you don't f**king forget about it. Get a backpack, and all the money you can muster up. Pack some clothes, Pack Light. Tell your mom that your changing your life (She will be proud of you) and head towards whatever coast you are closest to. When you get there, (Go all the way, Touch the water. Don't be Lazy) Turn around and head the opposite direction. you will learn so much about life by doing so. you will no longer be a looser. and you will find true happiness. you will gain confidence, and will get into a real relationship. You will see what its like to be the master of your own life.
OR you can dwell in your own filth you call a life. You can go on with not having the balls or motivation to do anything worth while. It's Up to you. I really don't care what you do.

then die of dysentary in an abandoned VW van in Alaska...COOL STORY BRO...

itt: college kids saying they got it hard

You don't know what it's like to have a 3.9 GPA, only to piss it away in your very last semester because you're too busy with school and future job prospects. YOU HAVEN'T FELT MY WHITE-COLLAR STRESS YOU F**KING WH**RE

I got this hands down. Part 1 of 2
-Male, 25, 5' 6", 390 Lbs
-Still lives at home w/ Mom.
-Virgin + Never been kissed + No physical contact with a female ever (Holding hands, dancing, etc.)
-My car is older than I am and is currently gathering dust outside (Drive more than 8 miles and it overheats spewing hot anti-freeze inside the cabin. I keep a bucket under the passenger side dashboard to collect whatever comes in.)
-Mormon upbringing. (Never drank alcohol or coffee, smoked, did drugs.) I quit going after being busted for looking a porn on a school computer at 13 and was "referred" to the bishop of my church, and spent an hour listening to him ask me pedo questions like "how often I masturbated".
-Have only had 2 jobs in entire life. Both lasted less than 2 months.
Job 1: Stockboy at small local market at age 17, Total time: 5 weeks.
Job 2: Overnight Stockboy at Wal-mart at age 23, Total time: 7 weeks.
Fired from both jobs for being too slow.

Part 2 of 3 (longer than I thought)
-Went to college for 2.5 years, only to fail out due to web (Seriously, Never had access to internet before, then I discover web in 2005 while mucking about on the computers in the lab, from then on I started skipping class to hang in the labs and surf. Still no Internet, stealing wireless from neighbor.)
-Have a total of 3 friends. Friend 1, Best friend, moved away in 2002. Now only contact is a phone call to him on his birthday. Friend 2, a cripple, haven't seen him since the end of 2005 after he was sent to jail for sexing up his underage sister and became a registered sexual predator. Friend 3, Ex-marine, we hang out pretty often usually 10 times a month, basically he's the only one I ever see.
-Scammed by "girlfriend" in High School. She asks me out to school dance. Needs money for entrance and photos ($40). I have to beg dad for 4 month's allowance. I show up and hand over the cash. She says she's going to go get tickets and photo reservations while I hang outside with crippled friend. 30 min pass by, she hasn't came back out, cripple friend goes in and comes back. Tells me she's in there sucking face w/ the only ni**er in school. I find out later she did get photos taken at the dance, only they were of her and her skank friends w/ their dates.

Part 3 of 3
-My sexual desires are weird. Where my ex-marine friend's response to an attractive female is "Look at the tits on her! I'd like to f**k her!" My (internal) response is more like "I'd like to hold her in my arms and kiss her gently." I really don't know how to put it.,. Sex isn't what's "it" for me.
-Partially deaf in Left ear, because Dad FALCON PUNCH'ed me in the side of the head when I was 1, for messing around with my grandfather's record player.
-Got the sh*tty end of the genetic stick in regards to my teeth. No mater how well I keep them they are prone to shattering and developing HUGE cavities. Mom lost all her teeth at around 25, and I'm currently going to have 4 removed sometime in the next month or so (bringing my total up to 5).
and just to lighten up my sh*tty life, I'll add in something I do that is "cool".
-I make musical instruments. I've completed a Shakuhachi & Tin Whistle and hopefully I'm going to begin making myself a Concertina and Fiddle. And maybe sometime down the road I'll try a Shamisen or Steel Drum.

lolol
thats pretty bad
have you considered suicide ?
I know I would

16 years old
Fit/Muscular (5'10, 170lbs 11% bodyfat)
Virgin
Kissed few times
2 girlfriends in the past, 1 atm
Hobbies: weightlifting, martial arts, american football, web
Few good friends, lots and lots of acquintances
Average face
Good hair and style
Confident and funny
I guess my life is pretty good after all

32 years old
lost virginity at 18
had over 40 sexual partners but single now
kinda hot, but losing it.
hipster
4 hours on the Internet (outside work)
a couple of really good friends and several social groups or "clicks" that i hang with
hate my meaningless IT-support job tho, and whine about it all the time
wants to be an artist

-pott addict (or just tobacco....i dont know but iam too much of a pu**y to stop)
-fap addict
-in love with a girl for about 4 years...our paths are always crossing so i couldnt stop the contact >.<
-the girl is in a relationship with my only and so best bro
-we hung out often but yet iam only saying "nah iam ill" "nah ive got no time" etc
-really bad grades = no good future
-12+ internets per day
-ugly

-17 years old
-No job
-No girlfriend
-Dark under eyes
-Only 1 close friend
that's about all i have to complain about

Severe acne all over my face & back
No girlfriend, ever
Most physical contact with a girl was at a cash register
25 years old
Never gone to college
Dropped out of high school
0 friends
Live with parents
Never had a job
Sleep 14+ hours a day, on web the rest of the time
Haven't gone outside in 3 months
4 suicide attempts

>implying death is better then your lazy ass do nothing all day life
Get the f**k out the chair and buy WoW.

32 years old
lost virginity at 18
had over 40 sexual partners but single now
kinda hot, but losing it.
hipster
4 hours on the Internet (outside work)
a couple of really good friends and several social groups or "clicks" that i hang with
hate my meaningless IT-support job tho, and whine about it all the time
wants to be an artist

HIPSTER GRANDPA

-5'6 male
-28 year old non-virgin
-Gainfully employed in a job in my field/degree
-Weighs 349 lbs
-About to graduate college.
-14 people I can consider friends
-1 gf in high school who lost her virginity to me
-1 hr exercise per day
-2+ hrs on the internet

-5'6 male
-28 year old non-virgin
-Gainfully employed in a job in my field/degree
-Weighs 349 lbs
-About to graduate college.
-14 people I can consider friends
-1 gf in high school who lost her virginity to me
-1 hr exercise per day
-2+ hrs on the internet

>Weighs 349 lbs
dayumn son

-19 year old virgin guy, I've never even had a hug.
-Crippled from birth (a nasty muscle disease, sh*t isnt cash)
-Cant now walk, feed myself or breathe independantly, all things I used to be able to do.
-Dropped out of school at 14 due to rapidly declining health so I missed getting my GCSEs.
- No friends, not even on the internet.
- Used to play WoW untill my hands deteriorated to the point where a well placed Mr. Drinky Bird could destroy me.
- I'm possibly one of the lighest people in the world for my height. Dad used to call me Auschwitz, he was a funny guy.
-When I meet new people, especially women, I get treat like a child, no matter what I do; I can be a loud c**ky socially awesome guy and it makes f**k all difference.
I f**king win, be glad you are not me and pull yourselves together.
In before "how do you fap?" I can't.

>Weighs 349 lbs
dayumn son

Used to be 400.
People are often shocked when I tell them because I don't look it.

-20 years
-Abit taller than most girls
-Noticebale chest because of lazy bum behind pc all day
-People only reconise me as the one with the big chest
-2 friends, male
-No job
-Mostly RP in wow all day

-20 years
-Abit taller than most girls
-Noticebale chest because of lazy bum behind pc all day
-People only reconise me as the one with the big chest
-2 friends, male
-No job
-Mostly RP in wow all day

Show us these "tits".

Show us these "tits".

It's not too hard to find that stuff on the internet is it?

>who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating

-20 years
-Abit taller than most girls
-Noticebale chest because of lazy bum behind pc all day
-People only reconise me as the one with the big chest
-2 friends, male
-No job
-Mostly RP in wow all day

you should have it made

-Hypersomnia
-Looks like a monkey
-Preoccupation on dreaming and introspection
-Incredibly unrealistic (Shiiit, it created a sh*tload of problems for me)
-Prone to auditory hallucinations
-Never had a friend ;_;
I guess that's it.

I read this all, makes you feel good bout urself haha

I just start with the worst
- Jealousy for weaboos (they at least got a hobby)
- Like I said, no interests or special talents
- Unemployed
- Alcoholic
- My Mom hates me and we argue a lot, but she don't kick me out for some reason.
- I feel bad and die inside every morning when I remember being a thankless a**hole to my Mom while drunk
- Got bullied my entire life
- Can't take meds because they turn me in to a hyperactive retard (not in the funny and adorable way, just retarded)
- The only irl friend (who was a bigger loser than me) finally got a life and don't need me anymore
- I can't save money, I instantly translate the amount of euros in the number of beer bottles I can afford
To make a contrast, few positive aspects:
- I'm not a virgin
- I'm in a relationship
- I'm not fat or extremely ugly
- I'm going to school this summer again (I will be 21, FML anyways)

you should have it made

Too socially numb for that.

lolol
thats pretty bad
have you considered suicide ?
I know I would

Nah, I know as much as it sucks, suicide wouldn't solve one damn thing on that list. Life goes on. Besides I still do stuff w/ my Ex-marine Bro and I make stuff so it's not all that bad and I've still got you web/Internet. If you disappeared THEN I'd consider it, lol.

Ahhh anons..
29, married, running a company in China.
Baby on the way.
Come to China, you'll find some attractive asian boy/girl/hermaphrodite to love you.
Or at least its $15 US dollars for a happy ending massage.
and they haven't blocked 4-chan.. yet.....

23
never had a job
3rd class degree (that's bad)
virgin.
On internet all day.
disabled.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Why don't you just put down the fork? It seems like being fat is causing all of your other problems.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

You do know that there are hundreds of guys on web that would f**k you, right?
OH WAIT, you'd never f**k any guys from here; that's disgusting, isn't it!?
Shut up you fat wh**re.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Male anon here. I passed the point of caring about what someone looked like long ago. Just go out and be generally awesome and I don't think you'll be in a bad a way as you think.
And obligatory "I'd hit it."

This thread is so sad.
I want to hug all of you.
Not really. You're all losers. Haha

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Fine trolling, good sire.
You truly will achieve the most posts in some time, I say!

Why don't you just put down the fork? It seems like being fat is causing all of your other problems.

Oh God I'm trying, I swear I'm f**king trying, but this is so damn hard. I even go to the pool 3-4 times a week with my extremely skinny best friend. Which is very embarassing.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

If you look anything like the girl in picture I have no idea how you are having trouble getting male attention.

- Female
- 19
- faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatass
- too many psychological problems to count (HURR DURR CRAZY LOLS)
- suicidlawls
- no sex drive. at all. zero. zilch. natta. nothing.
- college, but only a few art courses. ie. going nowhere in life
- any free time = interwebs
- do have parttime job, cashier
- currently w/ a bf, but i dont know how much longer hed last with me.. I mean, I'm pretty gross, I can no longer please him sexually, Im always depressed, exhausted, angry.
- I'm a pretty horrible person

16 years old
Fit/Muscular (5'10, 170lbs 11% bodyfat)
Virgin
Kissed few times
2 girlfriends in the past, 1 atm
Hobbies: weightlifting, martial arts, american football, web
Few good friends, lots and lots of acquintances
Average face
Good hair and style
Confident and funny
I guess my life is pretty good after all

Yea but your Asian, so you kinda suck at life.

-extremely hungover

ugkly face is main problem

- Female
- 19
- faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatass
- too many psychological problems to count (HURR DURR CRAZY LOLS)
- suicidlawls
- no sex drive. at all. zero. zilch. natta. nothing.
- college, but only a few art courses. ie. going nowhere in life
- any free time = interwebs
- do have parttime job, cashier
- currently w/ a bf, but i dont know how much longer hed last with me.. I mean, I'm pretty gross, I can no longer please him sexually, Im always depressed, exhausted, angry.
- I'm a pretty horrible person

explain more. i like listening to f**ked up girls list their problems it amuses me

- Female
- 19
- faaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatass
- too many psychological problems to count (HURR DURR CRAZY LOLS)
- suicidlawls
- no sex drive. at all. zero. zilch. natta. nothing.
- college, but only a few art courses. ie. going nowhere in life
- any free time = interwebs
- do have parttime job, cashier
- currently w/ a bf, but i dont know how much longer hed last with me.. I mean, I'm pretty gross, I can no longer please him sexually, Im always depressed, exhausted, angry.
- I'm a pretty horrible person

Lol @ female users in this thread posting for attention. Having a boyfriend means you're not even close to loser status. At least the chick who posted before you has never kissed a guy (though, it's not like it's hard for her (if she's not a troll (she is))).

Ahhh anons..
29, married, running a company in China.
Baby on the way.
Come to China, you'll find some attractive asian boy/girl/hermaphrodite to love you.
Or at least its $15 US dollars for a happy ending massage.
and they haven't blocked 4-chan.. yet.....

Whats your company? Can I work for you?

20
male
highschool dropout
get money from youtube partners... ( my only income )
have an apartment wich i share with me gf
will be moving to london soon to prusue a careet as a professional musician.
oh...
the downsides
im chubby
my gf's is a 7
dont have a real job
browse internet too much
play wow
when i run out of money i ask momy mom for some.

If you look anything like the girl in picture I have no idea how you are having trouble getting male attention.

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

ugly man pls die

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

I still assume you're trolling, but I'd like nothing better than to wake up next to the girl in that photo.

-female
- molested as a child
- disordered eating. Sometime's it's alright, sometimes I eat nothing for weeks, sometimes I eat everything I can see
- Never been kissed
-Terrified of being touched my a male
- Feel uncomfortable around any and every male apart from my brother and father.
- No talents
- Hate all my friends

If you look anything like the girl in picture I have no idea how you are having trouble getting male attention.

Male anon here. I passed the point of caring about what someone looked like long ago. Just go out and be generally awesome and I don't think you'll be in a bad a way as you think.
And obligatory "I'd hit it."

If these are the guys who would do you, they must be ugly as F**K and like 300 lbs.
Seriously, just stop eating you chocolatewh**re. You just cant resist the lure of the chocolate can you? You need its smooth taste and texture so you can feel better about being a failure when it comes to love. Well guess what. Its not going to help you, you are just pushing yourself further and further down until you give up and eventually kill yourself.
So the gist of what I am saying is eat grains, fruits, vegetables and lean meat. NOTHING MORE. 4-5 meals aday, small ones. Eat until you are full and give yourself 1 cheatmeal a week.

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

Count yourself lucky ni**ers love fat white women

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

You don't even look that fat to me, I mean sure you're overweight, but I've seen fatter.

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

Where are you from?
I have lived in some pretty sh*tty places in England and people weren't that rude.

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

In what retarded country do you live if you get bullied for being (not actually) fat in this age? How old are your classmates, 11?

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

Actually its guys like the one in OPs picture that are "open minded" as you say.
Rest of the world is "You wont fit in the desk" guys

>male, 21
>151.5lbs (68.7kgs), 5 foot 11.4 (a bit skinny)
>3rd year of uni living away with home
>had sex hundreds of time, total sexual partners = 5
>kissed many dozens of girls
>no jobs but have enough put away to live off for about 1.5 more years
>had 2 relationships over 1 year
>get drunk and go to uni nightclub with friends about once a week

Where are you from?
I have lived in some pretty sh*tty places in England and people weren't that rude.

I'm not from England. I'm from Romania.

I'm not from England. I'm from Romania.

theres your problem
:D

If these are the guys who would do you, they must be ugly as F**K and like 300 lbs.
Seriously, just stop eating you chocolatewh**re. You just cant resist the lure of the chocolate can you? You need its smooth taste and texture so you can feel better about being a failure when it comes to love. Well guess what. Its not going to help you, you are just pushing yourself further and further down until you give up and eventually kill yourself.
So the gist of what I am saying is eat grains, fruits, vegetables and lean meat. NOTHING MORE. 4-5 meals aday, small ones. Eat until you are full and give yourself 1 cheatmeal a week.

Guy from

Male anon here. I passed the point of caring about what someone looked like long ago. Just go out and be generally awesome and I don't think you'll be in a bad a way as you think.
And obligatory "I'd hit it."

here. 6' and 170#, and when I was a teenager people kept telling me I should try suit modeling.

2005
>Broke
>paying $250 per month to live in a sh*tty apartment with two idiots
>make minimum wage at a restaurant not even 40 hours a week
>haven't had sex in two years
>No friends in this city other than my family
>Can't even meet girls off the internet
>Out of shape
>No degree
>No computer
2010
>Engaged to a genuinely gorgeous, thin and attractive girl
>living in large apartment in nice area of town with said fiancee
>great job that I enjoy and pays over $50K
>Awesome side project that could pay off big in the future
>Not as much money as I'd like in the bank, but I'm comfortable and having lots of fun while putting money into my ventures
>Nice laptop
>No degree and glad I didn't waste the money
>Wide circle of good friends
>In the best shape of my life
If I can do it, you guys can do it. Man up and take responsibility in your life. Nobody helped me. I just didn't want to be a f**king loser anymore. I did it with meds and without help from my parents. Just do it do it do it.

>I did it with meds
That's pretty weak.

explain more. i like listening to f**ked up girls list their problems it amuses me

I believe that my depression stems from my weight.
I pretty much bloated out when I hit puberty.
Developed and overeating disorder.. :/ which I'm still dealing with today. I want to lose weight sooo bad, but I'm so tired every day, and my current partner doesn't help (he enjoys his fatty, sugary foods, and I just cant help but bend.. my will power if so low.. I could never be anorexic).
Sexually harassed and bullied nearly every day from grade 3 - grade 10.
Mom got some crazy ass disease when I was 8 and it kinda turned my home life upsidown; her and dad fought alot, she'd sleep all day, cry alot, scream, ect.
Was locked up in a hospital for a month, getting rehabilitated after I threatened suicide about three, 4 years ago.. I was put on prozac... immediately after I was sent home as an outpaitent, I reverted to cutting again and sliced up my legs... a few months after I was no longer an outpaitent I od'd on my prozac.
No longer on prozac, and living on my own.
So yea...

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

>1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
>has had a girl friend
GTFO normalf**

I'm not from England. I'm from Romania.

If it makes you feel better if you were in England you would have been the center of hundreds of orgies by now.

Man, I f**king hate paladins.
Warrior brotank ftw.

I'm not from England. I'm from Romania.

Oh that is hilarious, that was the first thing i thought when i saw your pic. "Man that ugly chick must be romanian!"
Its the eyebrows that give it away. 2 romanian chicks added me on face and I got them to send me nude pics, and that I would in return get them to Norway and show them around. Hilarious, I sent the pics everywhere and spread it on the internet.
Shame my HD got broken, but they are out there on the net somewhere.

I'm not from England. I'm from Romania.

get out of romania whale
romania doesn't even have beaches
you cant strand there

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

I had sex with a girl bigger than you. That was the first time I had ever sex with a "fat" girl. I used to date only athletic skinnies, but along came she, and I thought why the hell not.
Honestly she was the _best_ I have ever had. Period. Softest pu**y I have ever felt, she let herself really loose in bed, where as the skinnies wouldn`t let themselves go because they were way to self concious. Accept your body or change it. I`d wouldn`t say no to you.
And yeah picture is me, Johnny motherf**king Sugarboy!

I'm not from England. I'm from Romania.

If other awkward Romanian girls look as good as you do, I know where I'm going for my next vacation. I could spend a weekend in bed.

If it makes you feel better if you were in England you would have been the center of hundreds of orgies by now.

The english really do have no taste.

get out of romania whale
romania doesn't even have beaches
you cant strand there

Yes it has beaches. We're next to the Black Sea.

I had sex with a girl bigger than you. That was the first time I had ever sex with a "fat" girl. I used to date only athletic skinnies, but along came she, and I thought why the hell not.
Honestly she was the _best_ I have ever had. Period. Softest pu**y I have ever felt, she let herself really loose in bed, where as the skinnies wouldn`t let themselves go because they were way to self concious. Accept your body or change it. I`d wouldn`t say no to you.
And yeah picture is me, Johnny motherf**king Sugarboy!

thats is one manly jaw you got there bro
I would lick it all day long (no homo)

Yes it has beaches. We're next to the Black Sea.

lol "black sea"
bad trolling
0/10

I am socially, fiscally and creatively "successful"
I still wish I could just escape it all and play computer games all day

Severe acne all over my face & back
No girlfriend, ever
Most physical contact with a girl was at a cash register
25 years old
Never gone to college
Dropped out of high school
0 friends
Live with parents
Never had a job
Sleep 14+ hours a day, on web the rest of the time
Haven't gone outside in 3 months
4 suicide attempts

I nominate this bastard

The english really do have no taste.

I don't know about other English people, but when i said orgy i just meant me, her and 30 machine powered dildos.

If it makes you feel better if you were in England you would have been the center of hundreds of orgies by now.

But then again most brits are even uglier then fat romanian chick.

thats is one manly jaw you got there bro
I would lick it all day long (no homo)

Thanks bro. I can pull of a pretty cool coolface.jpg.
Too bad I can`t grow a real mustache, as you can see on the photo, the part under my nose won`t fill out ever. But I had only let it grow for like 3 or 4 days, and then shaved because I looked like an ass.

I don't know about other English people, but when i said orgy i just meant me, her and 30 machine powered dildos.

Machine powered dildos have no taste

I wonder why all the people who are fat and self-loathing don't just go for a f**king walk.

I'm well read and can actually entertain someone else for a while...
... but I never feel like doing it. Computer games ev'ry dae, GO.

But then again most brits are even uglier then fat romanian chick.

The attractiveness of an entire landmass rated by 300lb neckbeards. THOSE ARE THE STATS I WANT TO HEAR!

- college student
- math major (pretty bad at it but i love it, SO F**K YOU)
- haven't talked to a girl all year
- skinny as f**k

>math major (pretty bad at it but i love it, SO F**K YOU)
I actually admire you for going through with it! A lot of people don't study things they 'love', and especially not if they aren't good at it.

26-year-old male virgin
No driver's license
Living at home
Under employed
No education
Few friends my own age
Watches the animes
Funny thing is I look good, like conversation, and people generally say I'm interesting and funny. This leaves me stuck in the middle. Normal people I meet think I'm fully awesome but then lose interest when they find the rest of my life isn't. People who are less critical of that sort of thing don't see me as approachable because I don't seem like a awkward nerd in public.

-22
-Live with parents
-Can't see sh*t without glasses
-Shook a girl's hand once
-Overweight
-Horrible face skin after severe acne
-Suicide attempt in high school
-Getting a degree without really trying in a sh*t school, met some really nice people, but reject every opportunity at being something more than acquaintance
-Procrastinate EVERY F**KING SINGLE freelance job into infinity despite having the skills - lie to people, don't answer calls, feel HORRIBLE later
-Probably have something that may turn into serious health condition, but don't want to go see a doctor because I am ashamed of myself
I nominate myself because I have all means to change my life, I just don't.

-Hypersomnia
-Looks like a monkey
-Preoccupation on dreaming and introspection
-Incredibly unrealistic (Shiiit, it created a sh*tload of problems for me)
-Prone to auditory hallucinations
-Never had a friend ;_;
I guess that's it.

Yeah, you do resemble a monkey, but you also resemble some kind of anime character. F**k yeah!

Yeah, you do resemble a monkey, but you also resemble some kind of anime character. F**k yeah!

what the hell man
All the compliments I've received were that I looked like some anime character, or some cartoon.
I'm not sure what to make of it.
do i have any exaggerated cartoony features or something ;_;

what the hell man
All the compliments I've received were that I looked like some anime character, or some cartoon.
I'm not sure what to make of it.
do i have any exaggerated cartoony features or something ;_;

Take some stimulants, go super saiyan at the local anime club, f**k lonely fat fangirls.

-I post on web for eight to ten hours a day.

Jesus guys, it's not that hard to get laid. Go out to a club/bar with a friend, wear some nice clothes get drunk enough so you have the confidence to chat to girls who will probably also be drunk and then f**k them.

Meh Im a pretty big failure but im only 16 so i guess i dont count because i have alot of time to turn my life around

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

I think you're hot

Jesus guys, it's not that hard to get laid. Go out to a club/bar with a friend, wear some nice clothes get drunk enough so you have the confidence to chat to girls who will probably also be drunk and then f**k them.

>Implying we have friends. dohoho

Take some stimulants, go super saiyan at the local anime club, f**k lonely fat fangirls.

Profitable thought which got me though high school, sad to say... I feel like a shameless waste now...

>Implying we have friends. dohoho

You must have one friend.

- Tall (193 cm)
- Pretty handsome
- Kinda athletic
- Lotsa time wasted on the internet
- Virgin
- 19 yo.
- Smart
- Musiscian
- 'nuff money
- Gamer
- No job
- Studies physics
- Enough friends
- Lives with parents
- Had acne, it sucked, I was an insecure f**k. Lucky for me, medicine appeared. It's awesome.
- First time on anonymous
- Average sized cawk
- Pretty damn sure i'll get rich one day=
Actually, I'm not that big of a loser. I will lose in this topic, though.

You must have one friend.

you mean god? i cant go to a bar with god

You know the Shameless pricks that seem to get away with everything? Yeah...~
-19
-Girlfriend
-Bi
-College and car (I'm an Art Major)
-I'm a Waiter
-With a clean shave people think I'm a lesbian
-I'm very shy and hate confrontation
-I'm a new-f**
and finally
- I really don't care if I die I wouldn't lose much.

:3 TL:DR= life sucks for everyone, don't lose heart! <3
"

If you cant get laid, at least trick your body into releasing extra testosterone

If you cant get laid, at least trick your body into releasing extra testosterone

By doing weight training, taking zinc supplements, eating red meat and not masturbating? No thanks, I want to be a loser.

- college student
- math major (pretty bad at it but i love it, SO F**K YOU)
- haven't talked to a girl all year
- skinny as f**k

no one replied to me? god, im so unnoticeable it hurts. no one will probably even reply to this.

-clean face
-20 year old non-virgin
-no job
-5'11 145lbs
-college
-bunch of friends
-currently have a gf
-bunch of other friends
-12+ hours on the internet - SOMETIMES

-19 year old virgin guy, I've never even had a hug.
-Crippled from birth (a nasty muscle disease, sh*t isnt cash)
-Cant now walk, feed myself or breathe independantly, all things I used to be able to do.
-Dropped out of school at 14 due to rapidly declining health so I missed getting my GCSEs.
- No friends, not even on the internet.
- Used to play WoW untill my hands deteriorated to the point where a well placed Mr. Drinky Bird could destroy me.
- I'm possibly one of the lighest people in the world for my height. Dad used to call me Auschwitz, he was a funny guy.
-When I meet new people, especially women, I get treat like a child, no matter what I do; I can be a loud c**ky socially awesome guy and it makes f**k all difference.
I f**king win, be glad you are not me and pull yourselves together.
In before "how do you fap?" I can't.

ah sh*t ni**er

OP, I want to thank you, your post gave me a moment of clarity. There's gonna be some changes round here.

-19 year old virgin guy, I've never even had a hug.
-Crippled from birth (a nasty muscle disease, sh*t isnt cash)
-Cant now walk, feed myself or breathe independantly, all things I used to be able to do.
-Dropped out of school at 14 due to rapidly declining health so I missed getting my GCSEs.
- No friends, not even on the internet.
- Used to play WoW untill my hands deteriorated to the point where a well placed Mr. Drinky Bird could destroy me.
- I'm possibly one of the lighest people in the world for my height. Dad used to call me Auschwitz, he was a funny guy.
-When I meet new people, especially women, I get treat like a child, no matter what I do; I can be a loud c**ky socially awesome guy and it makes f**k all difference.
I f**king win, be glad you are not me and pull yourselves together.
In before "how do you fap?" I can't.

Sh*t, if I were some hot chick I'd come jack you off, bro.

27 years old.
Living with grandmother.
No job, no prospects.
Never went to college.
Haven't had a steady job or serious relationship in ~4 years.
I hate everyone I know, especially myself.
f**kmylife

this is the One and Future King

You know the Shameless pricks that seem to get away with everything? Yeah...~
-19
-Girlfriend
-Bi
-College and car (I'm an Art Major)
-I'm a Waiter
-With a clean shave people think I'm a lesbian
-I'm very shy and hate confrontation
-I'm a new-f**
and finally
- I really don't care if I die I wouldn't lose much.

:3 TL:DR= life sucks for everyone, don't lose heart! <3
"

You know the Shameless pricks that seem to get away with everything? Yeah...~
-19
-Girlfriend
-Bi
-College and car (I'm an Art Major)
-I'm a Waiter
-With a clean shave people think I'm a lesbian
-I'm very shy and hate confrontation
-I'm a new-f**
and finally
- I really don't care if I die I wouldn't lose much.

:3 TL:DR= life sucks for everyone, don't lose heart! <3
"

You know the Shameless pricks that seem to get away with everything? Yeah...~
-19
-Girlfriend
-Bi
-College and car (I'm an Art Major)
-I'm a Waiter
-With a clean shave people think I'm a lesbian
-I'm very shy and hate confrontation
-I'm a new-f**
and finally
- I really don't care if I die I wouldn't lose much.

:3 TL:DR= life sucks for everyone, don't lose heart! <3
"

You know the Shameless pricks that seem to get away with everything? Yeah...~
-19
-Girlfriend
-Bi
-College and car (I'm an Art Major)
-I'm a Waiter
-With a clean shave people think I'm a lesbian
-I'm very shy and hate confrontation
-I'm a new-f**
and finally
- I really don't care if I die I wouldn't lose much.

:3 TL:DR= life sucks for everyone, don't lose heart! <3
"

You know the Shameless pricks that seem to get away with everything? Yeah...~
-19
-Girlfriend
-Bi
-College and car (I'm an Art Major)
-I'm a Waiter
-With a clean shave people think I'm a lesbian
-I'm very shy and hate confrontation
-I'm a new-f**
and finally
- I really don't care if I die I wouldn't lose much.

:3 TL:DR= life sucks for everyone, don't lose heart! <3
"

This guy is the f**king epitome of the cancer. People like this have ruined web.

I think people who feel the need to brag to strangers on the internet, whether they are glorifying the actuality of their lives or making stuff of and "trolling," are the creepiest, most pathetic and unattractive class of humans I know. I'll never understand what bizarre dysfunction makes these losers seek validation or attention so obsessively. I would pity them if they didn't disgust me so much.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

that is not love that is infatuation.

- White, 28 year old, 173 lbs
- Member of the Air National Guard for 9 years
- Married 3 years, no kids. current wife stole my virginity
- Purchased home about a year ago
- I have 2 cats, and a ton of friends
- I'm an IT consultant.
- I do not have a college degree.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

How on earth do you get bullied for being fat? Are you still in middleschool? I didn't think people got bullied for being fat after 8th grade.

How on earth do you get bullied for being fat? Are you still in middleschool? I didn't think people got bullied for being fat after 8th grade.

Romanians, mate.

- just turned 18 and going to commit suicide
- no job
- no friends
- never touched a girl
- no future
- no money
- getting kicked out onto the streets soon
- internet from 11am till 3am
- lost all hope in life

My life is excellent thanks for asking.
I love losers like you, it makes me have to be less competitive in life because I know most males are deadbeat lazy idiots. The main difference is that I enjoy life, I don't over analyse every little minutiae of every little sh*tty thing. I step in a pile of sh*t - I don't cry over it, I deal with it.
I don't even consider myself an alpha male, just a guy who is carefree, follows his intuition, and confident.

21 years old female
A year I was a virgin, but generally it was all 'yay, life is cool!'
Then my mom got severe lung problems. And four months ago, one of my fairly close friends commited suicide.
Now - not a virgin anymore, the girl I slept with cuts herself really badly, I cut it off (no pun intended), because I couldn't handle it. After I slept with her, I had a week that was the closest to clinical depression I ever got - I had insanely long minutes of time, when I felt like I was sitting miles under the sea, like just the presure of air was crushing me. Nasty sh*t.
Studying in college, something I would love to do, but due to circumstances have the attention span of a run-over cat, so there is a high chance I won't make it this year.
Lots of my friends and parents don't know I'm gay. The tiptoeing makes me want to puke, but at the same time I don't have the energy to break the pattern and come out.
My two best friends (I girl I used to be in love with and a girl that is the closest person I ever had) had a major falling out. One is on anxiety meds, can't sleep (she had problems before, she was extremely close to the guy who offed himself) and is moving out. The second one pretty much doesn't show her face around and I suspect she is in the sh*tter too, but can't express it (she used to be in love with the guy who killed himself).
Lately, I have this obstinate feeling of unrest, the only imaginable satiation for this feeling would be tearing off my skin.
I am this {--} close to mental breakdown, which is actually the best thing that could happen to me now, probably.
Life is a slippery slope, fellow arkanines, even if you aren't a loser, really.

>just a guy who is carefree, follows his intuition, and confident.
>idiot

21 years old female
A year I was a virgin, but generally it was all 'yay, life is cool!'
Then my mom got severe lung problems. And four months ago, one of my fairly close friends commited suicide.
Now - not a virgin anymore, the girl I slept with cuts herself really badly, I cut it off (no pun intended), because I couldn't handle it. After I slept with her, I had a week that was the closest to clinical depression I ever got - I had insanely long minutes of time, when I felt like I was sitting miles under the sea, like just the presure of air was crushing me. Nasty sh*t.
Studying in college, something I would love to do, but due to circumstances have the attention span of a run-over cat, so there is a high chance I won't make it this year.
Lots of my friends and parents don't know I'm gay. The tiptoeing makes me want to puke, but at the same time I don't have the energy to break the pattern and come out.
My two best friends (I girl I used to be in love with and a girl that is the closest person I ever had) had a major falling out. One is on anxiety meds, can't sleep (she had problems before, she was extremely close to the guy who offed himself) and is moving out. The second one pretty much doesn't show her face around and I suspect she is in the sh*tter too, but can't express it (she used to be in love with the guy who killed himself).
Lately, I have this obstinate feeling of unrest, the only imaginable satiation for this feeling would be tearing off my skin.
I am this {--} close to mental breakdown, which is actually the best thing that could happen to me now, probably.
Life is a slippery slope, fellow arkanines, even if you aren't a loser, really.

>Implying lack of nearby penis/penises causes loss of virginity

>I did it with meds
That's pretty weak.

theres a correction two posts below. Supposed to say without meds.

- incredibly good-looking
- awesome apartment, fully furnished with awesome stuff like DSLR gear (/p/hoton), and awesome furniture
- riding motorcycles since i was 15
- drugs
- more drugs
Haha, suck it, f**s. You'll never be as awesome as me.

First: here is some pokemon porn to get your attention, because this post is long. READ IT BITCHES
Hey guys, your lives are pretty useless right now. Ever see the movie "Yes man"? Well, that philosophy actually works, So you'r gunna want to do this life changing revolutionary plan I got for you right now.
WHAT YOU SHOULD DO:
Pull a Mothaf**king Forest gump and Run across the country. You will see things you never would have seen. you will meet all kinds of people. your life will be turned around.
PLAN TO DO THIS ASAP that way you don't f**king forget about it. Get a backpack, and all the money you can muster up. Pack some clothes, Pack Light. Tell your mom that your changing your life (She will be proud of you) and head towards whatever coast you are closest to. When you get there, (Go all the way, Touch the water. Don't be Lazy) Turn around and head the opposite direction. you will learn so much about life by doing so. you will no longer be a looser. and you will find true happiness. you will gain confidence, and will get into a real relationship. You will see what its like to be the master of your own life.
OR you can dwell in your own filth you call a life. You can go on with not having the balls or motivation to do anything worth while. It's Up to you. I really don't care what you do.

The sheer beauty of this post brought up some manly tears on me.

-Freckles
-Got raped by a f** who gave me herpes
-Vaginaless virgin
-No job
-Spotty McSpotspot
-Sh*t college, no job prospects
-No friends
-Stuck in a contract that I have to pay for a house I don't want
-8+hrs on the internet
-Level 80 Night Elf Rogue
-Wish dead

27 years old
never been in a relationship
no friends
can barely talk to people, i always stutter or i would forget what i was going to say half way through
skinny fat
live in mothers basement
no job ever
i have a colostomy, meaning that my large intestine is attached to a bag that is outside my body, and i constantly stream poop into that bag
severe acne scarring
i use drugs as much as i can, probably 4 out of 7 days a week i get f**ked up
going to commit suicide soon

Yeah, it's me. Not only I have trouble but the only attention from guys I get is "you're so fat you won't fit into the desk" sh*t when I walk in class. I guess guys in the US are more open-minded.

maybe if you wore clothes that didnt accentuate your fatness

OP god damnit can we get some nominees up in this bitch

-Fiftee- I mean 21.
-From a distance looks pretty nice, up close is almost deformed
-2 "girlfriends" ever
-Never kissed
-Avoids being in public/is scared of being in public
-Fails at and thus hates "socialising"
-Maybe 3 hours of my waking hours not spent on vidya or internet
My excuse is at the moment I'm still really f**ked up from a relationship explosion, but it wasn't all that better before that either.

-No freckles
-30 yo, happily married.
-okay job in an area with a low cost of living
-no birthmark, but balding, now shave my head
-Overweight, but 6'5 with a big frame, so it doesn't look terrible I guess
-graduated from college ten years after I started (was kicked out twice, ended up having to do an adult accelerated option)
-Three or four close friends, a few groups that I run with.
-I was with a girl for five years before she left me for a guy on her college track team. It was a smart move.
-4+ hours on internet.

>-2 "girlfriends" ever
>-Never kissed
Seriously dude. How is that even possible?

christf**

/thread

- 26 years old
- went to college, did nothing with degree, work part time for barely over min. wage
- supervirgin (not even kissing)
- one friend
- weigh less than most girls
- lives with parents
- writes fan fiction

Okay anonymous lets see who the biggest loser of all of us is. After some time has passed I will announce the nominees and eventually a winner will be crowned. I'll start us off
-Freckles
-21 year old virgin
-No job
-Huge birthmark on my chin
-Weighs less than most girls
-No college
-One person I can consider a friend
-1 gf in highschool who lost her virginity to another guy while we were dating
-8+hrs on the internet

>Acne
>21 Year old virgin
>No Job
>Dropped out of University
>Kissed one cute girl 6 years ago
Bros4lyfe
:3

2005
>Broke
>paying $250 per month to live in a sh*tty apartment with two idiots
>make minimum wage at a restaurant not even 40 hours a week
>haven't had sex in two years
>No friends in this city other than my family
>Can't even meet girls off the internet
>Out of shape
>No degree
>No computer
2010
>Engaged to a genuinely gorgeous, thin and attractive girl
>living in large apartment in nice area of town with said fiancee
>great job that I enjoy and pays over $50K
>Awesome side project that could pay off big in the future
>Not as much money as I'd like in the bank, but I'm comfortable and having lots of fun while putting money into my ventures
>Nice laptop
>No degree and glad I didn't waste the money
>Wide circle of good friends
>In the best shape of my life
If I can do it, you guys can do it. Man up and take responsibility in your life. Nobody helped me. I just didn't want to be a f**king loser anymore. I did it with meds and without help from my parents. Just do it do it do it.

>Implying people are not trying.

Jesus guys, it's not that hard to get laid. Go out to a club/bar with a friend, wear some nice clothes get drunk enough so you have the confidence to chat to girls who will probably also be drunk and then f**k them.

>Jesus guys, it's not that hard to get laid. Go out to a club/bar with a friend, wear some nice clothes get drunk enough so you have the confidence to chat to girls who will probably also be drunk and then f**k them.
I love how you say this like it's easy - THAT'S THE WHOLE F**KING POINT, it's not for us!
Oh hey I have no friends, oh hey I have neurotic issues about drinking, oh hey I probably couldn't even force myself to drive to a bar and park somewhere

>-2 "girlfriends" ever
>-Never kissed
Seriously dude. How is that even possible?

maybe he was 10 and was like 'lets have a relationship because it make is look cool and adult but i dont have the balls to do anything with you and actually dont know what we are doing' like 10yo kids do.

27 years old
never been in a relationship
no friends
can barely talk to people, i always stutter or i would forget what i was going to say half way through
skinny fat
live in mothers basement
no job ever
i have a colostomy, meaning that my large intestine is attached to a bag that is outside my body, and i constantly stream poop into that bag
severe acne scarring
i use drugs as much as i can, probably 4 out of 7 days a week i get f**ked up
going to commit suicide soon

maybe if you wore clothes that didnt accentuate your fatness

I don't think having a colostomy bag makes you a loser (unless somehow that's a result of being really fat and lazy or something, I don't really know the details of those things) but it does probably grant you the right to say "f**k you" to anyone else who complains about their life

2005
>Broke
>paying $250 per month to live in a sh*tty apartment with two idiots
>make minimum wage at a restaurant not even 40 hours a week
>haven't had sex in two years
>No friends in this city other than my family
>Can't even meet girls off the internet
>Out of shape
>No degree
>No computer
2010
>Engaged to a genuinely gorgeous, thin and attractive girl
>living in large apartment in nice area of town with said fiancee
>great job that I enjoy and pays over $50K
>Awesome side project that could pay off big in the future
>Not as much money as I'd like in the bank, but I'm comfortable and having lots of fun while putting money into my ventures
>Nice laptop
>No degree and glad I didn't waste the money
>Wide circle of good friends
>In the best shape of my life
If I can do it, you guys can do it. Man up and take responsibility in your life. Nobody helped me. I just didn't want to be a f**king loser anymore. I did it with meds and without help from my parents. Just do it do it do it.

It's the getting in shape that did the trick, wasn't it?

you guys all pretty much suck.im basically the opposite of all of you virgin guys. sorry for your life. sh*t will look up though.

probably not though.

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Be my waifu ;-;

22 year old virgin
long hair (but girls say that I have "pretty hair")
I suffer depression but I don't want anyone to find out, so I always act like I'm happy and my friends seems to be jealous of my "happiness" so they bully me whenever they have the chance
the girl I like friendzoned me and I'm too much of a fa**ot to tell her to GTFO

19 years old not-virgin
Happily skinny, decent (hourglass?) figure
very light acne
doing well in college
unemployed, but exploring income options
many friends and acquaintances
never had a boyfriend (or girlfriend, sicko)
spend most of my free time on the internet, but do something with friends at least once a week

Remember guise
Hope is a good thing, maybe the best of things and no good thing ever dies.....

you guys all pretty much suck.im basically the opposite of all of you virgin guys. sorry for your life. sh*t will look up though.

probably not though.

>sh*t will look up though
>Probably not though
but you said...

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

c'mon you're not that fat. i mean, a little yeah, but it's not like you're not do-able.

-Underage
-Hairy
-Sh*tton of friends, none close.
-No serious GF
-11+ Internet hours a day.
-More introverted than people on anonymous

Aww OP, you sound cute to me from your description.
Anyways, me.
- girl
- 18
- fat. as in, very fat.
- wears glasses
- never kissed a guy only a girl.
- never been with a guy
- get bullied on a daily basis because of my weight
- bad grades cuz I spend my days on web.
- used to have a great life and have a hobby (Star Trek) but I had to change schools and my life became sh*t.
- in love with a guy who doesn't even remember my name.
- actually this guy who doesn't even remember my name looks exactly like a guy from the other side of the world I used to be internet BFFs with and that's the only reason I love him. The guy I used to be E-BFFs with was gay. So he told me I was pretty and sh*t, but... no chance. Because I'm fat and because he's gay.
- I'll be a virgin until I die because I am fat.
- Have like only 4 male friends and all the rest are female... Because I'm fat.

Then lose weight?
I am not really seeing your problem here miss.

-25 M
-Sex with 10, Sexual with 13 Girls 1 Boy
-Making above minimum wage at a skilled labor job
-Attended college multiple times, never graduated
-No friends, lost them all
-Bipolar, non-medicated
-No longer playing videogames, but still not doing much else
-Considered attractive, don't see it myself
-No family
-haven't had a girlfriend in 7 months

-Underage
-Hairy
-Sh*tton of friends, none close.
-No serious GF
-11+ Internet hours a day.
-More introverted than people on anonymous

attack your body hair with electric trimmers. it is soooo pleasing to not be hairy anymore

this is how my mind works...
I was 200+ lbs, but thanks to dieting and exercising I'm down to 160 lbs
>but your c**k is only 6 inches
I am on my way out of undergrad to graduate school with a well paid entry level job in my field of interest
>but your penis is only 6 inches
I dedicated myself to being more social, getting out and having a good time, improving my social skills, and subsequently have gotten laid
>but your dick is only 6 inches, and will always be, you will never fulfill any woman's desire you worthless stack of dna
I want to announce the XY prize. The first group or individual to invent a real way to enlarge the penis receives billions.
Every man in the world would pay for it. One would be the richest man in the world. All men would be packing a 14 inch dick, women lose all social power, and society goes back to the way it should be.

underage female here, and i'm pretty cute.. a little chubby (5 foot 5 and 150 pounds - say what you will)
but i have cystic acne and it makes me very self conscious of my body.
i give great head though, apparently.

this is how my mind works...
I was 200+ lbs, but thanks to dieting and exercising I'm down to 160 lbs
>but your c**k is only 6 inches
I am on my way out of undergrad to graduate school with a well paid entry level job in my field of interest
>but your penis is only 6 inches
I dedicated myself to being more social, getting out and having a good time, improving my social skills, and subsequently have gotten laid
>but your dick is only 6 inches, and will always be, you will never fulfill any woman's desire you worthless stack of dna
I want to announce the XY prize. The first group or individual to invent a real way to enlarge the penis receives billions.
Every man in the world would pay for it. One would be the richest man in the world. All men would be packing a 14 inch dick, women lose all social power, and society goes back to the way it should be.

Soon brother, soon.....

underage female here, and i'm pretty cute.. a little chubby (5 foot 5 and 150 pounds - say what you will)
but i have cystic acne and it makes me very self conscious of my body.
i give great head though, apparently.

>i'm pretty cute
>fat and covered in acne
wat

this is how my mind works...
I was 200+ lbs, but thanks to dieting and exercising I'm down to 160 lbs
>but your c**k is only 6 inches
I am on my way out of undergrad to graduate school with a well paid entry level job in my field of interest
>but your penis is only 6 inches
I dedicated myself to being more social, getting out and having a good time, improving my social skills, and subsequently have gotten laid
>but your dick is only 6 inches, and will always be, you will never fulfill any woman's desire you worthless stack of dna
I want to announce the XY prize. The first group or individual to invent a real way to enlarge the penis receives billions.
Every man in the world would pay for it. One would be the richest man in the world. All men would be packing a 14 inch dick, women lose all social power, and society goes back to the way it should be.

Neanderthall bitches like the one in your pic only have power because equally stupid men give them said power.

Brotip: A pretty face is not enough to make you a worthy human being.

>18 year old virgin
>no friends
>no GF
>iron and calcium deficiency
>1k+ in truancy fines
>3k+ in loans and grants
>deathly afraid of people
>faps to all types of porn
>lazy and no motivation
>abnormally large ballsack
>cant speak to people without stuttering
>father called me names or ignored me
>mother tried to force x-tianity on me

>i'm pretty cute
>fat and covered in acne
wat

acne is mild and i'm taking pills to keep it under control anyway
chubby = / = fat, but whatever. it's pretty evenly distributed
i know i'm not what most guys would think is hot, or even cute, but i've had my share of sex so whatever

>22 years old
>successful student in college
>good friends
>has awesome sex with awesome chick
>....better than all you fatties

- woman
- ginger
- fat
- small pointed drooping tits
- glasses
- kp on arms and legs
- cannot remove body hair due to sh*tty skin
- no job
- cannot drive
- left-handed
- overbite
- hair on upper lip (can't remove due to sh*tty skin)
- ugly birth mark on neck
- moles on shoulder and legs
- cannot cook

Buy an electric trimmer or a shaver w/ an electric trimmer built in it. Use it to shave off your moustache. If you are careful and make sure to not run the trimmer through a large clump of hair, then it should cut your hair without pulling on the root and thus not irritate your skin.

this is how my mind works...
I was 200+ lbs, but thanks to dieting and exercising I'm down to 160 lbs
>but your c**k is only 6 inches
I am on my way out of undergrad to graduate school with a well paid entry level job in my field of interest
>but your penis is only 6 inches
I dedicated myself to being more social, getting out and having a good time, improving my social skills, and subsequently have gotten laid
>but your dick is only 6 inches, and will always be, you will never fulfill any woman's desire you worthless stack of dna
I want to announce the XY prize. The first group or individual to invent a real way to enlarge the penis receives billions.
Every man in the world would pay for it. One would be the richest man in the world. All men would be packing a 14 inch dick, women lose all social power, and society goes back to the way it should be.

I think like that a lot too.
Here is what I have somewhat realized:
Penis size can be important, but is overrated. (Most women can masturbate to orgasm with just their hand.)
Even if a woman doesn't orgasm during sex or doesn't have the greatest sex possible with you, doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable.
(I've masturbated before and have stopped just because I felt good enough even though I didn't orgasm. I've only become frustrated when I get interrupted wanted to orgasm or was close to orgasm.)
If you are really worried about your partner not being satisfied with your sexual abilities or your size, you can buy a large dildo or fist her or buy other sex toys.
(There's even penis sleeves and other things that can be attached to your dick to make it larger, if it seems necessary.)
Quite a bit of whether a woman will find a large penis arousing or find pleasure in pain it might bring is psychological.
(This also has a lot to do with why many things are arousing.)
Quite a bit of how good sex in general will be has to do with the psychological aspects of the people.
It isn't necessary to place so much importance on sex as many people (especially on web) do.

I think like that a lot too.
Here is what I have somewhat realized:
Penis size can be important, but is overrated. (Most women can masturbate to orgasm with just their hand.)
Even if a woman doesn't orgasm during sex or doesn't have the greatest sex possible with you, doesn't mean it isn't enjoyable.
(I've masturbated before and have stopped just because I felt good enough even though I didn't orgasm. I've only become frustrated when I get interrupted wanted to orgasm or was close to orgasm.)
If you are really worried about your partner not being satisfied with your sexual abilities or your size, you can buy a large dildo or fist her or buy other sex toys.
(There's even penis sleeves and other things that can be attached to your dick to make it larger, if it seems necessary.)
Quite a bit of whether a woman will find a large penis arousing or find pleasure in pain it might bring is psychological.
(This also has a lot to do with why many things are arousing.)
Quite a bit of how good sex in general will be has to do with the psychological aspects of the people.
It isn't necessary to place so much importance on sex as many people (especially on web) do.

Also, I've seen a few studies and I would say your penis falls in the range of normal.
If you really want to there are a few things, outside of drugs like Viagra that make your dick harder, that have some evidence that they work:
Penis stretching. It kind of works. I'm unsure how much claimed results are due to muscles in the penis actually becoming more flexible, the spongy of the material stretching and/or becoming more flexible/looser, and/or more of the penis becoming exposed due the skin at the base getting stretched and/or the shaft of the penis exiting the skin at a loser place on the body. What happens due to the skin stretching I think would be fairly permanent, but I don't know how permanent the other results would be if they actually occur. Also, I think it can be bit dangerous if you go overboard with it.
Jelqing. Some people say it works, but I'm not sure how it would work nor do I know how permanent the effects would be. It's a bit easier to go overboard with this.
There's an operation where they cut off the supporting ligaments of your dick so that you can easily expose more of the shaft of your penis. This is definately dangerous. I can easily see this making it hard keep your dick from sliding out and getting an erection.
Anyways, assuming they work, which is questionable, I wouldn't expect someone to gain more than an inch from the stretching thing and that's only if they did it for quite a while and didn't screw up their dick while doing them. I've seen some people mention thundersplace as a good place to learn about this. I went there a few times and I seem to remember it being fairly decent, but there are other places.
Also, I'm not sure how women would lose all social power in your scenario. I could see them losing power in some ways, but they would still hold power due to people competing for the most appealing (not necessarily physically) partners.