This is where you share tips of stealing toilet paper from the mall, napkins from Mcdonalds, and wifi from your nighbours.
eat whey protein instead of meat. it's less than half the price per gram pf protein compared to beef and pork, and about 60% of the price of chicken or eggs.
eat whey protein instead of meat. it's less than half the price per gram pf protein compared to beef and pork, and about 60% of the price of chicken or eggs.
Enjoy your slow death.
eat whey protein instead of meat. it's less than half the price per gram pf protein compared to beef and pork, and about 60% of the price of chicken or eggs.
Where can I get whey protein besides the local GMC health store?
Get skype phone, it's cheaper then a cellphone plan or landline.
Where can I get whey protein besides the local GMC health store?
Online. Try amazon.
Steal unattended sh*t.
When at the supermarket, buy eggs, brown rice, chicken legs (usually cheap), pickles, apples, bananas, oranges, brown bread as your staple food.
Where can I get whey protein besides the local GMC health store?
They're for sale at every big supermarket. At least in my manly country where every man needs extra protein.
Buy toilet paper in bulk
Buy everything in bulk
Order online so you don't have to go out and be trapped into buying anything on special offer.
Buy candles to save electricity
steal plasticware from mcdonalds/wendys
never wash silverware again
Eat ramen, and hamburger helper. sh*t is cheap bro
Borrow stuff from friends and never give it back.
They're for sale at every big supermarket. At least in my manly country where every man needs extra protein.
Is it easy to gain weight and muscles on whey protein if you lift??
Lurk steal this wiki
Dumpster dive pizza shops just as they close. You may need to invest in a lock pick, as they usually lock their dumpsters. For better success, order 2 pizzas 30 minutes before they close and never pick it up. You can then find one of the pizzas in the dumpster. The other pizza goes to one of the employers, of course.
Use college showers to save on water. If you're studying at a uni or college, check out each bathroom of each building for a shower. You're bound to find at least one. Just remember to bring your own soap, towel and sandals.
Home brew your own beer, grow your own weed and opium poppies. Never pay for drugs again. Doing this is expensive at first, as homebrew kits initially cost money and a good indoor grow system for opium or weed is expensive, but it pays off in the long run. Definitely a good idea if you own your home, as in not renting.
Use a cheap bike and/or public transport for the majority of your transport. Do not use an expensive bike, as your bike WILL be stolen.
If you must drive a car, drive a tiny, asian manual car. Use the highest gear possible and do not accelerate (at all) if you can visibly see a red light, regardless of how far away from it you are.
If you live in a nation that's more socialist than capitalist (say... Australia or Sweden instead of America or Hong Kong) try to apply for as many welfare checks as possible. In Australia, New Zealand, Britain and probably Canada, you can apply for money to help with the rent, to help pay for your children, to help with your studies, to help with any disability and to help with unemployment.
don't use toilet paper
instead sh*t and after that - immediately wash your ass with water and soap, or take a shower and do that
if you are in a public place, use wet napkins.
it's better for your a**hole, trust me, i'm a doctor
collegef** here, and i'm sure like me, most of you are broke.
Here's a godly tip I've found to work wonders:
If you look online your local CiCi's pizza has specific times of the year in which they have an all you can eat buffet for $3.99
And if you want to be less of a Jew, but still pretty jewey you can just go during the normal priced days ($5.99) for all you can eat lunch buffet.
Being collegef**s, go with your friends with empty backpacks full of ziplock bags. While eating place pizza into your ziplock bags in your backpack. And presto bingo you have food for a week for 4 f**king dollars.
I'd say keep a couple of books in there as well so you don't walk in with an empty backpack and walk out with a full thing.
Protip: Use a Gatorade bottle for peeing and when sh*tting dump it in their. It saves water, AND breaks down the sh*t even further.
Buy toilet paper in bulk
Buy everything in bulk
Order online so you don't have to go out and be trapped into buying anything on special offer.
Buy candles to save electricity
>buy candles to save on electricity
that doesn't sound cost-effective at all
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
don't use toilet paper
instead sh*t and after that - immediately wash your ass with water and soap, or take a shower and do that
if you are in a public place, use wet napkins.
it's better for your a**hole, trust me, i'm a doctor
Right, I would imagine it help with the hemorid case.
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
Funny thing is I'm the one at the college that trolls ebay/amazon/craigslist for items matching those that were recently stolen from campus.
Cameras in the parking lots have infrared on them too.
don't use toilet paper
instead sh*t and after that - immediately wash your ass with water and soap, or take a shower and do that
if you are in a public place, use wet napkins.
it's better for your a**hole, trust me, i'm a doctor
>it's better for your a**hole, trust me, i'm a doctor
>trust me
>i'm a doctor
>on anonymous
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
Good, that will teach pricks to lock their cars.
don't use toilet paper
instead sh*t and after that - immediately wash your ass with water and soap, or take a shower and do that
if you are in a public place, use wet napkins.
it's better for your a**hole, trust me, i'm a doctor
thiscan'tendwell
F**k paying for the gym, go to the park and work out and be gigiantic and rip like these ni**ers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDCxH88-9X8
"24 hours ghetto workout video"
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
This. this. this. So many people are f**king retarded and don't lock their cars. One night I managed to get a couple ipods, about $20, and a couple bags full of groceries.
Protip: blinking light on dashboard = alarm
Never, if ever, eat out.
Always eat at home. If you're going out pack a sandwich and bottle of water.
If you're a college student, don't be a dummy and buy new books.
This. this. this. So many people are f**king retarded and don't lock their cars. One night I managed to get a couple ipods, about $20, and a couple bags full of groceries.
Protip: blinking light on dashboard = alarm
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
F**k both of you pieces of sh*t. I hope someone follows this adviceice and robs both of you ni**ers.
Don't pay for cable, learn2 internet tv.
live in a van
eat out of the garbage
bath in the lake
acquire currency
Don't by DVD (movies) and music CDs
Learn from the lesson from those stupid mother f**kers that spent $1000s on VHS and now it's sitting in Good Will
lol 2010, i remember you
that guy rationalizing being poor and a failure by claiming you're "above the rat race"
enjoy your abject poverty you f**king low life
Don't by DVD (movies) and music CDs
Learn from the lesson from those stupid mother f**kers that spent $1000s on VHS and now it's sitting in Good Will
don't buy the internet
learned that from hoards of pathetic losers who spend several hours a day crying while they squander their youth in the most pathetic way possible
lol 2010, i remember you
that guy rationalizing being poor and a failure by claiming you're "above the rat race"
enjoy your abject poverty you f**king low life
There is no need to rationalize anything -- it just is.
Kinda like how I don't rationalize when I take a sh*t on your face.
Look at Buddhist monks, they have very little stuff/money yet they're immensely happy.
I'm just happy I'm not living pay check to pay check :D
You can save a lot of money on food costs by eating a lot of wild rice, pasta, oats, and bread. These things are also healthy. Save money and extend your life at the same time! Don't drink stuff that's full of sugar and preservatives. That stuff slowly rots your teeth even if you brush regularly you will deal with the effects later in life. There's no reason you should be spending more than $3 per day on food.
As stated earlier gyms are a complete waste of money. You can run outside for free, and a few choice pieces of equipment at home are all you need.
Don't live on your own if you are renting. Find a roommate to split costs with you. That will allow you to save money which can be used for a down payment on a house. Rent money is basically poured down a drain, a mortgage can be sold even if you only have paid a fraction of it.
Don't by DVD (movies) and music CDs
Learn from the lesson from those stupid mother f**kers that spent $1000s on VHS and now it's sitting in Good Will
This is great adviceice. Used DVDs don't hold much value. If you ever need to move into a smaller place or really far away you will either have to pay to take that sh*t with you or sell it for a fraction of what it cost you. You have gotten every single movie for free and store them on a much more compact hard drive. Because download times are so short this is not even necessary anymore.
You can save a lot of money on food costs by eating a lot of wild rice, pasta, oats, and bread. These things are also healthy. Save money and extend your life at the same time! Don't drink stuff that's full of sugar and preservatives. That stuff slowly rots your teeth even if you brush regularly you will deal with the effects later in life. There's no reason you should be spending more than $3 per day on food.
As stated earlier gyms are a complete waste of money. You can run outside for free, and a few choice pieces of equipment at home are all you need.
Don't live on your own if you are renting. Find a roommate to split costs with you. That will allow you to save money which can be used for a down payment on a house. Rent money is basically poured down a drain, a mortgage can be sold even if you only have paid a fraction of it.
That diet has no saturated fat, And unused carbohydrates cause heart disease. F**k off
You can save a lot of money on food costs by eating a lot of wild rice, pasta, oats, and bread. These things are also healthy. Save money and extend your life at the same time! Don't drink stuff that's full of sugar and preservatives. That stuff slowly rots your teeth even if you brush regularly you will deal with the effects later in life. There's no reason you should be spending more than $3 per day on food.
As stated earlier gyms are a complete waste of money. You can run outside for free, and a few choice pieces of equipment at home are all you need.
Don't live on your own if you are renting. Find a roommate to split costs with you. That will allow you to save money which can be used for a down payment on a house. Rent money is basically poured down a drain, a mortgage can be sold even if you only have paid a fraction of it.
Gyms are definitely not a waste of money. Not everyone will have the space or money required to buy real equipment to work out with.
That diet has no saturated fat, And unused carbohydrates cause heart disease. F**k off
I didn't say to eat that stuff exclusively. It can just be a greater portion of your diet than they are currently. You still need to supplement with meats, fish, nuts, fruit, vegetables on at least a semi meal basis. Compared to expensive processed grovel a lot of people eat rice and oats are a big step up.
Gyms are definitely not a waste of money. Not everyone will have the space or money required to buy real equipment to work out with.
It depends on your fitness goals. If you want to be a muscle man then a gym is probably worth it, but for most women and the average guy the benefit of a zero cost workout plan and the time saved in traveling to the gym probably outweighs the equipment a gym will have.
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
I hope you break into a car full of pitbulls with aids and they rape you.
Buy toilet paper in bulk
Buy everything in bulk
Order online so you don't have to go out and be trapped into buying anything on special offer.
Buy candles to save electricity
>Order online so you don't have to go out and be trapped into buying anything on special offer.
No, you see if you shop intelligently in the supermarket and don't buy more food than you will eat, buying things on offer will actually save you money. Not to mention the fact that supermarket brand sh*t is just the same as all that other stuff, but 50% cheaper
Also, try to be up during daylight hours. That way you can save money on electricity. Never buy fiction books new, they WILL turn up in charity stores/secondhand part of Amazon.
Don't upgrade your technology (phone, camera, monitor, computer etc.) too quickly, because it will all go out of date quickly anyway. Leave a good 5 years between each purchase and although you'll spend 2 years feeling 'behind the times', your pocket will thank you.
shoplift.....
ive saved over 5700 this year alone and havent been arrested yet.
shoplift.....
ive saved over 5700 this year alone and havent been arrested yet.
confirmed.
saved about 2500euros
>Order online so you don't have to go out and be trapped into buying anything on special offer.
No, you see if you shop intelligently in the supermarket and don't buy more food than you will eat, buying things on offer will actually save you money. Not to mention the fact that supermarket brand sh*t is just the same as all that other stuff, but 50% cheaper
Also, try to be up during daylight hours. That way you can save money on electricity. Never buy fiction books new, they WILL turn up in charity stores/secondhand part of Amazon.
Don't upgrade your technology (phone, camera, monitor, computer etc.) too quickly, because it will all go out of date quickly anyway. Leave a good 5 years between each purchase and although you'll spend 2 years feeling 'behind the times', your pocket will thank you.
Take it one step further man. Never buy books. Use the library or download them and read on your PC. Libraries also sell books sometimes for very very cheap.
confirmed.
saved about 2500euros
This works great until you get caught, humiliated, and need to pay a lawyer to keep your ass out of jail.
Post more info on this topic nao!
Gyms are definitely not a waste of money. Not everyone will have the space or money required to buy real equipment to work out with.
Dumb bells and pull up bars don't cost that much.
I like how the media brain wash people they need Bow Flex or some extensive machines in order to work out at home but you see ni**ers in my video as rip as those guys who pump weight at the gym.
Collegef** here also. This is good to do with a friend, but more risky alone.
If it's nighttime and you are in a parking lot in college that has many cars. In my experience 1/10 to 1/5 of the cars don't lock their doors. Open the doors and steal their sh*t. I got Ipod touch, gps, textbooks other electronics like this and other stuff like this. You can sell all that on amazon for nice profits. Just make sure no one is around and look out for cops.
I would be really sad if this happened to me.
Textbooks are expensive bro. My cars locks are broken.
Gyms are definitely not a waste of money. Not everyone will have the space or money required to buy real equipment to work out with.
The way I see it, gym is another superfluous bill you have to pay, like netflix, or a $3 Starbucks coffee every morning.
BTW, you never see a Jew at the gym. LOL.
I just had a nice walk to the supermarket, and I bought salsa sauce, crackers, ground beef and bananas.
The total bill was $9.45 :D
The secret: buy store brand at the supermarket
People work hard at their job because they got bills to pay -- so eliminate those bills and put it towards your savings or pay off your debt.
$30 x 12 = $360
That's how much I save from not having a cell phone plan.
Ideally if you're living alone you should just have to pay the Internet and cell phone bill (or use Skype phone if you're a super Jew)
That leaves rent, food, and possible transportation money, whether it's car or bus.
Also make brown rice or whole wheat bread your staple. You can buy a cheap bread maker at walmart.
The way I see it, gym is another superfluous bill you have to pay, like netflix, or a $3 Starbucks coffee every morning.
BTW, you never see a Jew at the gym. LOL.
the way you see it is pretty retarded then. exercise is not a superfluous "extra".
buy bulk oats for yer breakfast.
It cost's about .50 cents a pound (probably cheaper too depending on where you live/shop)
Ideally you want to buy clothes from thrift stores, like Good Will, or Value Village if you're Canadian.
LOL @ people who buy new clothes ever month.
This summer I'm only wearing 2 outfits -- shorts, track pant, jeans, t-shirt, dress shirt, sweater, leather jacket.
I just mix and match those 7 items around.
the way you see it is pretty retarded then. exercise is not a superfluous "extra".
No, I mean paying to go to the gym.
You can get fit at home with dumb bells, skipping rope and body weight exercise ... think of PX90
Those guys are fit without stepping foot in the gym.
buy bulk oats for yer breakfast.
It cost's about .50 cents a pound (probably cheaper too depending on where you live/shop)
Where do you buy them? I'm paying $3 a 1.3 a pound for quaker oatmeals at the local supermarket :(
25-year-old grad student here.
Buy frozen vegetables. Microwave them. It's boatloads cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Eat oatmeal for breakfast. Buy it in bulk and measure it yourself. Throw some whey powder in water for protein.
For lunch, eat beans. They have protein, fiber, and are good for you.
Don't smoke. Sh*t's expensive.
Don't drink at bars. Sh*t's expensive.
Don't get a gym membership. Run outside instead. It's better for you, anyway. For weights, you can usually get really, really good deals on Craigslist of people moving and selling their stuff. It's so much cheaper than buying them new. And come on, they're weights. Who cares?
You don't need a "multi-gym" or any of that sh*t. Dumbbells and barbells are all you need.
Don't buy cable, movies, video games, or anything else you can pirate.
Never, ever, ever buy a new car.
If you're driving around friends, make them chip in for gas and amortized repair costs, even if you don't fill up your tank. It's fair.
Don't buy fabric softener.
25-year-old grad student here.
Buy frozen vegetables. Microwave them. It's boatloads cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Eat oatmeal for breakfast. Buy it in bulk and measure it yourself. Throw some whey powder in water for protein.
For lunch, eat beans. They have protein, fiber, and are good for you.
Don't smoke. Sh*t's expensive.
Don't drink at bars. Sh*t's expensive.
Don't get a gym membership. Run outside instead. It's better for you, anyway. For weights, you can usually get really, really good deals on Craigslist of people moving and selling their stuff. It's so much cheaper than buying them new. And come on, they're weights. Who cares?
You don't need a "multi-gym" or any of that sh*t. Dumbbells and barbells are all you need.
Don't buy cable, movies, video games, or anything else you can pirate.
Never, ever, ever buy a new car.
If you're driving around friends, make them chip in for gas and amortized repair costs, even if you don't fill up your tank. It's fair.
Don't buy fabric softener.
Hey everyone, let's pirate cable!
25-year-old grad student here.
Buy frozen vegetables. Microwave them. It's boatloads cheaper than fresh vegetables.
Eat oatmeal for breakfast. Buy it in bulk and measure it yourself. Throw some whey powder in water for protein.
For lunch, eat beans. They have protein, fiber, and are good for you.
Don't smoke. Sh*t's expensive.
Don't drink at bars. Sh*t's expensive.
Don't get a gym membership. Run outside instead. It's better for you, anyway. For weights, you can usually get really, really good deals on Craigslist of people moving and selling their stuff. It's so much cheaper than buying them new. And come on, they're weights. Who cares?
You don't need a "multi-gym" or any of that sh*t. Dumbbells and barbells are all you need.
Don't buy cable, movies, video games, or anything else you can pirate.
Never, ever, ever buy a new car.
If you're driving around friends, make them chip in for gas and amortized repair costs, even if you don't fill up your tank. It's fair.
Don't buy fabric softener.
>If you're driving around friends, make them chip in for gas and amortized repair costs, even if you don't fill up your tank. It's fair.
enjoy having no friends after a while.
Steal unattended sh*t.
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And ni**ers are for black people!
Black guy here.
Funny how a lot of you mention doing crime but throw a fit and discriminate against blacks who do it.
Not that big a deal to me, since I don't commit crime, but just saying.
Hey everyone, let's pirate cable!
>pirate cable
That's not what I meant. It's not the 1980's anymore. I meant that you can download 90% of the shows on television from torrents. You'd have to be an idiot to pay $50 a month for cable.
Television is sh*t for your brain, anyway. Yes, I realize the irony of saying that on web.
>If you're driving around friends, make them chip in for gas and amortized repair costs, even if you don't fill up your tank. It's fair.
enjoy having no friends after a while.
Again, I'm a 25-year-old grad student. I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
My true friends don't bitch about it. I'm not their f**king chauffeur. They can pay me for reasonable travel expenses.
>pirate cable
That's not what I meant. It's not the 1980's anymore. I meant that you can download 90% of the shows on television from torrents. You'd have to be an idiot to pay $50 a month for cable.
Television is sh*t for your brain, anyway. Yes, I realize the irony of saying that on web.
Again, I'm a 25-year-old grad student. I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
My true friends don't bitch about it. I'm not their f**king chauffeur. They can pay me for reasonable travel expenses.
>I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
>past the point
>surrounded by friends
this sounds about right. everyone in this thread is saving money...but for WHAT? to have more money? MORE MONEY THAT YOU MISERLY F**KS WON'T SPEND?
hypersaving makes no sense at all to me
>pirate cable
That's not what I meant. It's not the 1980's anymore. I meant that you can download 90% of the shows on television from torrents. You'd have to be an idiot to pay $50 a month for cable.
Television is sh*t for your brain, anyway. Yes, I realize the irony of saying that on web.
Again, I'm a 25-year-old grad student. I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
My true friends don't bitch about it. I'm not their f**king chauffeur. They can pay me for reasonable travel expenses.
>I meant that you can download 90% of the shows on television from torrents. You'd have to be an idiot to pay $50 a month for cable.
You're a f**king idiot who clearly has never pirated sh*t before.
>I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
>past the point
>surrounded by friends
this sounds about right. everyone in this thread is saving money...but for WHAT? to have more money? MORE MONEY THAT YOU MISERLY F**KS WON'T SPEND?
hypersaving makes no sense at all to me
Liberal Obamalover detected.
SPEND SPEND SPEND EVERYONE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!
Liberal Obamalover detected.
SPEND SPEND SPEND EVERYONE! IT'S THE ONLY WAY!!
heehee. enjoy pigeonholing everything in your life into different levels of hatred. saving money is not a virtue and you're living a harder life than you have to.
>pirate cable
That's not what I meant. It's not the 1980's anymore. I meant that you can download 90% of the shows on television from torrents. You'd have to be an idiot to pay $50 a month for cable.
Television is sh*t for your brain, anyway. Yes, I realize the irony of saying that on web.
Again, I'm a 25-year-old grad student. I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
My true friends don't bitch about it. I'm not their f**king chauffeur. They can pay me for reasonable travel expenses.
>>They can pay me for reasonable travel expenses.
It's not a big deal. I'll chip in $3 or $6 for gas, say we're going trip around town, since that's the equivalent of a bus ride.
I would imagine you don't do this every time, maybe once in a while.
>I meant that you can download 90% of the shows on television from torrents. You'd have to be an idiot to pay $50 a month for cable.
You're a f**king idiot who clearly has never pirated sh*t before.
Nigga please. Before the mp3 codec was popularized, I was on Usenet pirating mp2s. I was pirating movies before DivX. Hell, I remember DivX 3.11. Sh*t, I personally ripped, coded, and released some of the earliest variable bitrate DivX 3.11 SBC rips.
And yes, if you know where to look, you can find almost every show on cable on torrents or Usenet. What's so hard to understand?
>I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
>past the point
>surrounded by friends
this sounds about right. everyone in this thread is saving money...but for WHAT? to have more money? MORE MONEY THAT YOU MISERLY F**KS WON'T SPEND?
hypersaving makes no sense at all to me
So I can graduate law school without being in crushing debt. I'd like to own a home some day.
And yes, when you graduate college, you'll really be over the whole "omg I need to constantly call and text my 9,000 friends every second of the day." Like it or not, you'll fall out of contact with all your undergrad buddies, and you just won't see the point in making a million superficial friends. It's part of growing up, bro. Still, that doesn't mean I don't have friends. I have a small group of close friends, just like everyone else my age.
heehee. enjoy pigeonholing everything in your life into different levels of hatred. saving money is not a virtue and you're living a harder life than you have to.
Rookie troll. You have a lot to learn, young grass hopper.
Nigga please. Before the mp3 codec was popularized, I was on Usenet pirating mp2s. I was pirating movies before DivX. Hell, I remember DivX 3.11. Sh*t, I personally ripped, coded, and released some of the earliest variable bitrate DivX 3.11 SBC rips.
And yes, if you know where to look, you can find almost every show on cable on torrents or Usenet. What's so hard to understand?
So I can graduate law school without being in crushing debt. I'd like to own a home some day.
And yes, when you graduate college, you'll really be over the whole "omg I need to constantly call and text my 9,000 friends every second of the day." Like it or not, you'll fall out of contact with all your undergrad buddies, and you just won't see the point in making a million superficial friends. It's part of growing up, bro. Still, that doesn't mean I don't have friends. I have a small group of close friends, just like everyone else my age.
>erveryone else my age
haha! he thinks everyone is as lonely as he is!
oh, man, this guy's killing me!
>>They can pay me for reasonable travel expenses.
It's not a big deal. I'll chip in $3 or $6 for gas, say we're going trip around town, since that's the equivalent of a bus ride.
I would imagine you don't do this every time, maybe once in a while.
Right. I'm obviously not like "YOU MUST PAY ME $1.75 RIGHT NOW IF I'M GOING TO BE PICKING YOU UP FROM WORK TODAY."
But if we're going out on the town together, or I'm doing them a favor by driving them somewhere I otherwise won't be going, I'll ask for a few bucks if we're friends (if we're not friends, why the f**k would I be doing that?). Especially if there's parking or tolls.
#1 Law of Being a Jew is pay off all debt.
As long as you're in debt, you're a slave to the Jewish Bankers.
>erveryone else my age
haha! he thinks everyone is as lonely as he is!
oh, man, this guy's killing me!
Oh yeah, you're right, I'm so f**king lonely. Having a girlfriend I've been seeing for 6 years and a group of very, very close friends makes me so miserable I want to slit my wrists.
Wait, I'm being trolled, aren't I?
Where do you buy them? I'm paying $3 a 1.3 a pound for quaker oatmeals at the local supermarket :(
You can invest in the Great Value brand or another generic brand for 1.83
As the spend thrifty anons in this thread know, namebrands are for posers.
Pro-mode from author Henry Miller:
Make alot of friends. Spread your wealth of personality around. When you've amassed enough friends, begin to set up dinner dates at their houses. If they're families, they always have extra food, therefore requiring less charm on your part. Be sure to spread your dinner dates out enough so the people you're taking adviceantage of never realize that your company comes at a cost.
You've now earned yourself potentially 7 hot meals a week plus spending money if you play it right.
Kill someone and take over their identity, You yourself will have to never work again.
Oh yeah, you're right, I'm so f**king lonely. Having a girlfriend I've been seeing for 6 years and a group of very, very close friends makes me so miserable I want to slit my wrists.
Wait, I'm being trolled, aren't I?
Pretty sure you are and you're just getting troll-baited, anon.
Also, in response to:
>>omg i need to constantly call and text my 9,000 friends every second of the day
That's hella accurate and anons should look into downgrading pretty much any sort of variable plan they have. I switched my texting package down from an unlimited to a 1,000 text a month plan and saved 5 a month.
>I'm sort of past the point in my life where I feel the need to constantly be surrounded by friends in order to validate my self-worth.
>past the point
>surrounded by friends
this sounds about right. everyone in this thread is saving money...but for WHAT? to have more money? MORE MONEY THAT YOU MISERLY F**KS WON'T SPEND?
hypersaving makes no sense at all to me
How about in order to live comfortably in case you find yourself disabled? Eventually you'll get old, and social security might not be there for you. What if you want to start a family? You'll need lots of money for a down payment on a house and AT LEAST 6 months living expenses in case you ever get injured or unemployed. Also someday you'll want that kid to go to a decent school and not have to work a full time job or end up with crushing debt. Sure you can do it on less, like a stupid irresponsible ni**er. For those of us who are responsible and disciplined saving makes sense. It's so easy to be like you, to think like you. The fact that it's so easy should be enough to make you reconsider how right it is.
Pretty sure you are and you're just getting troll-baited, anon.
Also, in response to:
>>omg i need to constantly call and text my 9,000 friends every second of the day
That's hella accurate and anons should look into downgrading pretty much any sort of variable plan they have. I switched my texting package down from an unlimited to a 1,000 text a month plan and saved 5 a month.
I personally don't have a cell phone plan. If they have something important to say, call me or send me a message via msn.
I'm thinking up of a plan to live well and happy on $500 USD a month.
Either live in a van in USA, or move to Asia where $500 USD you can live like a king; doctors in Vietnam only make $250-300 USD a month.
don't use toilet paper
instead sh*t and after that - immediately wash your ass with water and soap, or take a shower and do that
if you are in a public place, use wet napkins.
it's better for your a**hole, trust me, i'm a doctor
> trust me, i'm a doctor
Living like a Jew isn't necessary living a spartan life, or an ascetic one like a monk.
I think most people would do fine with just a cheap cell phone, laptop and Internet.
And LOL @ stupid people that spend $50 to $200 a night at the clubs and then broke all week, only to repeat it again the next week.
5 decent meals on six pounds (ten bucks)
500g mince beef
3 tins chopped tomatoes
1 tin kidney beans
1 tin button mushrooms
2 onions
1 bag economy peppers
2 cloves garlic
2 tbsp chili powder
2 tsp cumin
salt
Soften your onions and peppers in a saucepan with the lid on (5 mins)
Throw in the garlic and mince. Brown the mince until it's no longer red at all.
Add everything but the kidney beans, and simmer for an hour and a half.
Add kidney beans, simmer for a further ten.
Serve it with rice, pasta, a baked potato, in tacos, or on its own with a slice of bread to wipe it up.
Substitute chili and cumin for basil and oregano to make bolognese.
Very versatile, very cheap (especially if you're veggie - substitute the meat, which is half the cost, with aubergine or more chopped peppers).
I have some of this on my stove right now.
5 decent meals on six pounds (ten bucks)
500g mince beef
3 tins chopped tomatoes
1 tin kidney beans
1 tin button mushrooms
2 onions
1 bag economy peppers
2 cloves garlic
2 tbsp chili powder
2 tsp cumin
salt
Soften your onions and peppers in a saucepan with the lid on (5 mins)
Throw in the garlic and mince. Brown the mince until it's no longer red at all.
Add everything but the kidney beans, and simmer for an hour and a half.
Add kidney beans, simmer for a further ten.
Serve it with rice, pasta, a baked potato, in tacos, or on its own with a slice of bread to wipe it up.
Substitute chili and cumin for basil and oregano to make bolognese.
Very versatile, very cheap (especially if you're veggie - substitute the meat, which is half the cost, with aubergine or more chopped peppers).
I have some of this on my stove right now.
Where I live (Boston), the ingredients would cost me at least $20.
Yes, our economy f**king sucks. INFLATION AHOY!
Excellent adviceice, thanks. I'm going to save it in a text file and implement this.
5 decent meals on six pounds (ten bucks)
500g mince beef
3 tins chopped tomatoes
1 tin kidney beans
1 tin button mushrooms
2 onions
1 bag economy peppers
2 cloves garlic
2 tbsp chili powder
2 tsp cumin
salt
Soften your onions and peppers in a saucepan with the lid on (5 mins)
Throw in the garlic and mince. Brown the mince until it's no longer red at all.
Add everything but the kidney beans, and simmer for an hour and a half.
Add kidney beans, simmer for a further ten.
Serve it with rice, pasta, a baked potato, in tacos, or on its own with a slice of bread to wipe it up.
Substitute chili and cumin for basil and oregano to make bolognese.
Very versatile, very cheap (especially if you're veggie - substitute the meat, which is half the cost, with aubergine or more chopped peppers).
I have some of this on my stove right now.
mmmmnomnomnomnomnom
Learn to entertainment yourself cheaply; have LAN parties with friends, chill in the car, read books from the library.
Which reminds me -- don't buy books, borrow from library.
WOW
YOU GUYS SOUND LIKE A FUN LOT TO BE AROUND
I'D ASSUME VERY FEW PEOPLE ENJOY YOUR COMPAN
To steal sh*t do this
1. Go to big store like Wal-Mart or Zellers on crowded day
2. Grab item
3. (Optional) Walk into aisle with no camera and slip it in your pocket
4. Take item to washroom, remove packaging and flush the packaging down the toilet
5. Walk out, in the gap between sensor and wall if it's not blocked off.
Excellent adviceice, thanks. I'm going to save it in a text file and implement this.
Does this guy not realize he has a trip code?
I'm having bananas with oatmeal right now.
Om om om.
Where I live (Boston), the ingredients would cost me at least $20.
Yes, our economy f**king sucks. INFLATION AHOY!
Even the economy or bulk-buy stuff?
Does this guy not realize he has a trip code?
I'm manly enough to same f** the whole thread without being anon.
Nigga please. Before the mp3 codec was popularized, I was on Usenet pirating mp2s. I was pirating movies before DivX. Hell, I remember DivX 3.11. Sh*t, I personally ripped, coded, and released some of the earliest variable bitrate DivX 3.11 SBC rips.
And yes, if you know where to look, you can find almost every show on cable on torrents or Usenet. What's so hard to understand?
So I can graduate law school without being in crushing debt. I'd like to own a home some day.
And yes, when you graduate college, you'll really be over the whole "omg I need to constantly call and text my 9,000 friends every second of the day." Like it or not, you'll fall out of contact with all your undergrad buddies, and you just won't see the point in making a million superficial friends. It's part of growing up, bro. Still, that doesn't mean I don't have friends. I have a small group of close friends, just like everyone else my age.
>Let's pirate cable!
>only 90%
Bro, you can find about 99% of games, movies, TV shows, etc. Plus, you can't f**king pirate cable like that.
To the guys that have doubts about washing your colon right after defecating:
I've been doing it for 18 years straight. I take a dump, i make sure everything is out, i flush, i take the shower head and give myself a quick, mild water enema. The water completely cleans the colon and outer rectum while taking care of anything outside.
I've never experienced ANY complication. No hemorriods, no nothing.
It leaves your ass sparkling clean, and it's great if your girlfriend or boyfriend is into that kind of stuff. You're always clean.
The feeling is great too, and it's painless. And to think that my shower head is actually pumping out water pretty powerfully...
To the guys that have doubts about washing your colon right after defecating:
I've been doing it for 18 years straight. I take a dump, i make sure everything is out, i flush, i take the shower head and give myself a quick, mild water enema. The water completely cleans the colon and outer rectum while taking care of anything outside.
I've never experienced ANY complication. No hemorriods, no nothing.
It leaves your ass sparkling clean, and it's great if your girlfriend or boyfriend is into that kind of stuff. You're always clean.
The feeling is great too, and it's painless. And to think that my shower head is actually pumping out water pretty powerfully...
Alternative you can eat more fiber and squat on the toilet like Asian people; they rarely have hemorriods
Ni**ers talking about breaking into cars and stealing sh*t/shoplifting. Jesus f**king christ. There's a difference between being cheap and being f**king vagrants.
Go buy a crockpot, learn2soups and stews.
When you're on a date with a chick, avoid the whole movie and dinner. Bring her over to your place for a movie and home cooked meal and a quick f**k.
Or, hang out at Starbucks and have a coffee.
When you bring a chick to a restaurant and tip big -- what you thinking, tipping big isn't going to get you pu**y when you lack game.
Plus, it's a chump thing to do.
When you're on a date with a chick, avoid the whole movie and dinner. Bring her over to your place for a movie and home cooked meal and a quick f**k.
Or, hang out at Starbucks and have a coffee.
When you bring a chick to a restaurant and tip big -- what you thinking, tipping big isn't going to get you pu**y when you lack game.
Plus, it's a chump thing to do.
I don't normally go after girls who would f**k on the first date because I am not a man wh**re.
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Go to the bars but don't buy drinks, sneak your own.
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