Monday, August 30, 2010

Left-handed people are special

Famous left-handers in history:
Albert Einstein
Benjamin Franklin
David Rockefeller
Bill Clinton
Isaac Newton
Barack Obama
Henry Ford
John F Kennedy
Ronald Reagan
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Napoleon Bonaparte
Dwight D. Eisenhower
Jimi Hendrix
Ringo Starr
Joan of Arc




>Isaac Newton
>Albert Einstein
>Jean d'arc
left hand confirmed for great people? Unfortunately I'm right handed...

Oy oy oy

Famous right-handers in history:
Everyone else

Ambidextrous f** here.
We don't do jack sh*t.

Ambidextrous f** here.
We don't do jack sh*t.

Wasn't Miyamoto Musashi ambidextrous? That's a pretty beastly guy there.
Ugly as sin, though. Covered in boils.

Famous right handers:
EVERYONE ELSE

left handed right here

Left-handed. F**k yeah.

>Barack Obama is between Isaac Newton and Henry Ford.
Do not want.

Ambidextrous f** here.
We don't do jack sh*t.

You have really impressive manual dexterity. Does that count?
Also, lefthandedf**, here. Evidently, in order to become left-handed you have to start off as a pair of twins, and then you, the eventual lefty, absorb the other twin into your body.
Southpaws are f**king hardcore, man.

Ambidextrous f** here.
We don't do jack sh*t.

Seriously.
Left-handers steal all the glory too.
"I'm left handed"
"WOOOOAAAAH COOL HOW DO YOU BRUSH YOUR TEETH AND SH*T"
"I'm ambidextrous."
"oh that's cool i guess. which hand do you jack off with?"

Something like 10% of people are left-handed.
This list doesn't imply anything, though it is cool to know that some of these people were left-handed.

Meh, I always used to smudge my writing in school (.___.)

Meh, I always used to smudge my writing in school (.___.)

I still do.
F**king notebooks and their spines. Makes it so hard for me to write because I curve my hand around.

Ambidextrousf** here. My father is also one. I jack of with my left hand, write with right or left, depending on the occasion, and I use my left hand for lifting.

Famous right handers:
EVERYONE ELSE THAT IS FAMOUS.

left handed, I don't see why people find it so fascinating

>Ringo Starr
lol'd

Da Vinci, considered one of the smartest people ever - also left-handed. Adult IQ of about 220.

Go away, devil child.

I'm ambidextrous. Well... almost. If I write with my left hand it looks like sh*t.

Da Vinci, considered one of the smartest people ever - also left-handed. Adult IQ of about 220.

He was Ambidextrous . Seeing as he was cool he probably jacked off with his right hand though.
O rmaybe he could jack off with his right and finger his butt with his left. Sh*t would be cash.

I'm ambidextrous. Well... almost. If I write with my left hand it looks like sh*t.

Then...you're not that ambidextrous, surely?


Then...you're not that ambidextrous, surely?

Sure he is. Writing is a specific skill, you have to learn to do it with even your dominant hand.
People tend to put too much emphasis on which hand is written with, anyway- granted, it is one of the most common skills in which a dominant hand would come into play.

TO DA LEF TO DA LEF

Reporting in.
Don't know what you want us to do, though.

Leftf** here, using scissors sucks.

ITT butthurt righties who aren't awesome enough to be left handed

Statistics show left-handed people are more likely to be schizophrenic, alcoholic, delinquent, dyslexic, and have Crohn's disease and ulcerative colitis, as well as mental disabilities. They're also more likely to die young and get into accidents. So if evolutionary theory dictates survival of the fittest, why do lefties still exist?
According to new theories, what left-handed people (and other animals) may lack in fitness, they make up by being different.
Researchers in France recently took an interest in the disproportionately high number of left-handed athletes who thrive in sports involving direct one-on-one contact, such as baseball (think Babe Ruth), tennis (think John McEnroe) and boxing (think Oscar de la Hoya or the fictional Rocky Balboa).
Charlotte Faurie and Michel Raymond of the University of Montpellier in France figured the same reason so many left-handed people are successful in such sports could also explain a possible higher success rate among lefties in primitive combat.
This means that, back in the days when fighting was an important part of survival and winning mates, the rare left-hander may have come out on top more often.

Leftf** here, using scissors sucks.

Very true, but we all know masturbating with the left hand is far superior.

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