I mean really. I'm not introverted, I have friends, very close ones at that, I'm well rounded, attractive, have a girlfriend of over two years, doing decently in college. I don't have trouble talking to people.
Any other averagef**s around? If so please make your presence known.
OP here
Also ask an averagef** anything
You don't belong here if you're average.
Get out, web is all we neckbeards have.
NZnormalf** here. 2nd year at uni, girlfriend of 5 months etc etc
NZnormalf** here. 2nd year at uni, girlfriend of 5 months etc etc
My 21st is pretty soon. I don't even have any friends to have a party.
I have been to 2 NZ 21sts, they all seemed to be pretty big deals.
im not average
to be a secret agent
you have to be
above the average
and above the influence
say no to drugs
dare to dream
My 21st is pretty soon. I don't even have any friends to have a party.
I have been to 2 NZ 21sts, they all seemed to be pretty big deals.
I'm turning 19 this year so It's awhile away for me! Whens your birthday? Are your friends back in your hometown or at different universities?
But yeah 21sts are a reasonably big deal, I thought this was universal? We get drivers at 15, booze at 18, but 21 is the big one. Now that I think about it I have no f**kin' idea why.
You don't belong here if you're average.
Get out, web is all we neckbeards have.
That really sucks. I know it sounds corny but there's a lot out there. You can browse web, play WoW, fap to weird porn all you like, but at the end of the day you go to bed wishing for something you don't have or for something you didn't do or for someone you're not with.
Whatever that is that you think about before you fall asleep, its worth it to make it happen.
Dude there are a lot of normalf**s here. It's just that the weird ones tend to post a lot more.
I'm fairly normal. I have a social life, have many friends, party, etc. The only way I'm considered a "typical" webner is it's because I'm a bit fat (but working out again) and I haven't had a girlfriend. :(
Dude there are a lot of normalf**s here. It's just that the weird ones tend to post a lot more.
That's what I had hoped.
I'm weird but I'm no basement dweller and I can get along with people. I have friends.
The most pathetic thing about anonymous's basement dwellers is that they're proud of their man-child status and will compete with each other about it. For example if I had left that first paragraph as-is you can bet your bottom dollar you'd have someone coming in with
"YOU'RE NOT WEIRD YOU'RE JUST SOME F** WHO'S ALL LOLRANDUM F**KING HIPSTER C**T I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WEIRD IS I FAP ON MY KID BROTHER'S FACE EVERY NIGHT AFTER HE FALLS ASLEEP BLABLABLABLABLA"
I'm weird but I'm no basement dweller and I can get along with people. I have friends.
The most pathetic thing about anonymous's basement dwellers is that they're proud of their man-child status and will compete with each other about it. For example if I had left that first paragraph as-is you can bet your bottom dollar you'd have someone coming in with
"YOU'RE NOT WEIRD YOU'RE JUST SOME F** WHO'S ALL LOLRANDUM F**KING HIPSTER C**T I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FIRE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT WEIRD IS I FAP ON MY KID BROTHER'S FACE EVERY NIGHT AFTER HE FALLS ASLEEP BLABLABLABLABLA"
Exactly.
Sometimes anonymous is just a dick measuring contest. Except its for whoever has the smallest dick and the sh*ttiest life so they can get the most pity and wallow in sadness.
I am everything you are except I am black, have no girlfriend, and never have had a girlfriend....also I'm fit.
Lovely.
ITT: people have different definitions of "normal"
Just like you OP, I come here for the good/interesting thread every once in a great while.
Exactly.
Sometimes anonymous is just a dick measuring contest. Except its for whoever has the smallest dick and the sh*ttiest life so they can get the most pity and wallow in sadness.
I don't know, man. Wallowing in sadness has a certain zen feel to it.
well i'm neither average nor a normalf**, but i'm everything that web hates and is not.
inb4 snowflake - f**k off. I'm not saying i'm special, but i would be lying to claim to be average/normal/hipster or whatever else.
I have pretty bad confidence, and social skills aren't exactly my speciality. I enjoy being around people though, and I'm not bitter or or hopeless or anything. I can be funny when I'm in the right mood and have balls, so to speak. Never had sex, but I don't see a reason why I couldn't get any in the near future.
I'm turning 19 this year so It's awhile away for me! Whens your birthday? Are your friends back in your hometown or at different universities?
But yeah 21sts are a reasonably big deal, I thought this was universal? We get drivers at 15, booze at 18, but 21 is the big one. Now that I think about it I have no f**kin' idea why.
Friends?
One dude who I have known since primary school is far down south at uni, don't really see him that often these days.
Fell out of contact with another dude, into different things now.
Other people I have known now got other sh*t to do.
Adding to that none are left where I'm living at the moment. I just wont even bother.
Will probably get some fine drinks and food or something.
Above average f** here. :)
Not full of myself just aware that i am endowed in almost every way better then most.
Friends?
One dude who I have known since primary school is far down south at uni, don't really see him that often these days.
Fell out of contact with another dude, into different things now.
Other people I have known now got other sh*t to do.
Adding to that none are left where I'm living at the moment. I just wont even bother.
Will probably get some fine drinks and food or something.
Ah raw deal.
Where are you living at the moment?
Ah raw deal.
Where are you living at the moment?
Glorious Nelson. If you're still on.
above-averagef** here. Normal, outwardly social (but often a coward with girls), good looking, somewhat of a local celebrity, prom king, public speaker, sponsored athlete. web is a place where the deepest secrets of people are spoken about openly, and that's cool with me, because in that regard, people can always fit right in.
on bee for the laughs, and anonymous for the dark secrets and life adviceice.
you have a girlfriend of over two years and you're in college(best pu**y years of life)? That's not normal, that's stupid. F**k around a little before it's too late! I'm all for monogamy, but you want to sample about a bit don't you? See what's out there? Have to have a few flings, learn some things.
kinda normalf** here, tried okcupid for the lulz after seeing threads for it on here, its been 2 weeks and im meeting a gorgeous girl on monday. feels good man
kinda normalf** here, tried okcupid for the lulz after seeing threads for it on here, its been 2 weeks and im meeting a gorgeous girl on monday. feels good man
gorgeous girl = fat rapist on teh interbutz.
no gurlz etc...
you have a girlfriend of over two years and you're in college(best pu**y years of life)? That's not normal, that's stupid. F**k around a little before it's too late! I'm all for monogamy, but you want to sample about a bit don't you? See what's out there? Have to have a few flings, learn some things.
Some people get laid more often when in monogamous relationships.
Some people get laid more often when in monogamous relationships.
No doubt, almost everyone i'd say, but always with the same person, that's my point. Different girls will teach you different things and approaches to certain situations, sexual and otherwise.
sup
averagef**. no beard at all. decent body. have friends. get laid (but no girlfriend). doing OK at uni. got a job. average
Seems like youre being defensive OP, like you're overcompensating for something.
Normal is far too subjective for any of this thread to mean anything.
I consider myself a normalf**, even though i tend to spend a lot of time in front of the computer. However i take good care of myself, know how to talk to girls, consider myself good looking, tons of really good friends etc.
Going to college, living with parents. No beard, good friends, awesome girlfriend. Pretty average.
Not introverted, tons of close friends, however not attractive, and not in a relationship, because bitches and wh**res
Social, funny, have gf and friends, in college, no beard, not fat or skinny
pretty average I guess
I'm a normalf**. web has had a pretty negative impact on my life but there was enough good in it to start with so i'm ok. I spend way too much time on here but that is just procrastinating studying.
Have friends, moving out next year, going away for a bro summer, about to finish college with no debt, get the odd bitch. I think there is mostly sub-average normalf**s on anonymous these days anyway.
I'm some sick hybrid of normal and neckbeard.
Clean-shaven, close friends, moderately attractive I guess, can talk to people, have girls hit on me...
Spend 12 hours a day in front of a computer talking to people across the country, browsing anonymous, playing the vidya, wishing that ONE girl would hit on me, etc.
Feels weird man.
I am an aboveaveragef** with an upper class background, people want to be my friend because of my last name.
I have to keep alot of people away from me who are trying to f**k me over in one way or another, and I have very few friends that I can be honest with.
I'm not really antisocial, I just keep having negative experiences, and it has caused me to become callous.
I've never had a girlfriend.
Since when was being introverted not normal? There's far more introverted people than extroverted I'd vaguer.
Also, how is attractive normal? Yet again, far more people are ugly or average than attractive.
Bit of a loser tbh. I have a girlfriend and all but before that, girls have never hit on me and still don't to this day (i mean what the f**k is wrong with me? They could at least attempt and then find out I wasn't single, might boost my esteem a little =/) I have a deep seeded belief that I am inadequate haha. Only 3 close friends thats it, never invited to parties, unfairly known around here as some weird nerd. People just DO NOT talk to me.
Strange though, I'm going with one of the hottest girls in the school. Feels good man
Am I the only normal person around here? Is anyone else here not a neckbeard loser?
I mean really. I'm not introverted, I have friends, very close ones at that, I'm well rounded, attractive, have a girlfriend of over two years, doing decently in college. I don't have trouble talking to people.
Any other averagef**s around? If so please make your presence known.
to those in the real world, i'm looked upon as a normal person. attractive - so girls make an effort to talk to me, have had a long term relationship (sh*t sucked though, crazy bitch), not a virgin etc.
however, a few big events in my life has changed me, these days i'm shackled by social anxiety so much so that i fear getting a job or meeting new people.
sh*t sux, i used to be popular and had everything going for me too, although i do look at the people i used to be friends with and realise how sh*t excuses for people they really are
i think the reason you hear so much sh*t like this on here is because it is an anonymous forum which allows people like me to vent and baww our problems, when we can't, or choose not to IRL
I've been socially anxious since I was like 10 (that's when I started suspecting something is wrong) and since then I've learned how to mask it. There's still a sh*tstorm inside me when i walk into a classroom but a dozen years later I've learned to keep that in check, my mind is in autopilot mode when talking to people and being a person who can crack a joke I'm liked. Girls take interest in me but I push them away when they really show it, I've consigned myself to crazy bitches at this point. I'm not a virgin.
I have a group of trusted friends though, and even though I'm sometimes a dick and never call them etc. they want to hang out with me. I know it's bullsh*t but I'm convinced they think I'm a piece of sh*t. I'm a bit behind in life (f**ked up school a couple times) and I know our ways will part soon.
But not knowing me, most of people think I'm a cool guy, never had to stay home on the weekend if I didn't want to.
Problem is, the older I get the more often I do want to stay home.
Attractive, incredibly confident, love making people laugh but I'm not one of those try hard people who are hell bent on it. Just happens naturally. Everybody who meets me likes me and I don't even try. One of those "intriguing" people apparently. Despite me writing all this (based on public opinion), I'm not arrogant in the slightest and have a fair bit of self doubt...enough to make me approachable.
Very good education, good job, numerous job offers lined up. Nice family, amazing friends, hot boyfriend of nearly a year. Go out almost every night, never short of social events. Probably the alpha female in all social groups but not in an aggressive intimidating way. Natural born leader, happy to sit back and avoid attention though.
I really, really do not belong on here. I tell myself this every time I read a post, yet I still come. Right now I'm justifying myself to web when I know I don't have to. It's like some weird self-destructive addiction.
>well rounded
Well, I AM round.
>attractive
Average or below.
>significant other
Yes.
>higher education
Finishing up an associates' in Psychology, going on get my degree in Writing. Plan on being an editor or working for a publisher.
>don't have trouble talking to people
If I'm in a room full of people I don't know, yeah, things can be a bit awkward. I'm a naturally pretty friendly female, but I'm not sure what to do when people don't respond to a smile or an attempt at conversation.
I guess I'm average in the sense that I'm not horrendous looking and that I'm not an insecure c**t. I really do enjoy talking to people; especially learning about their lives.
I am reasonably good looking, do well at school, have many friends and a smaller, very close knit group of friends, I am part of extra-curriculars and I have hobbies.
So normalf** from appearances, but I've struggled with eating disorders, self-harm, I've never had a boyfriend, I feel uncomfortable around boys- Even if I really like a guy, and he touches me I feel really awkward and uncomfortable. I've never been kissed.
Sh*t sux because everyone expects me to be normal so I can't get help without embarrassing myself.
Attractive, incredibly confident, love making people laugh but I'm not one of those try hard people who are hell bent on it. Just happens naturally. Everybody who meets me likes me and I don't even try. One of those "intriguing" people apparently. Despite me writing all this (based on public opinion), I'm not arrogant in the slightest and have a fair bit of self doubt...enough to make me approachable.
Very good education, good job, numerous job offers lined up. Nice family, amazing friends, hot boyfriend of nearly a year. Go out almost every night, never short of social events. Probably the alpha female in all social groups but not in an aggressive intimidating way. Natural born leader, happy to sit back and avoid attention though.
I really, really do not belong on here. I tell myself this every time I read a post, yet I still come. Right now I'm justifying myself to web when I know I don't have to. It's like some weird self-destructive addiction.
You really shouldn't be here. Thanks for making me feel like absolute sh*t, anon.
love anon
You really shouldn't be here. Thanks for making me feel like absolute sh*t, anon.
love anon
I'm sorry. I saw the thread and decided to post in it. Sometimes I forget how good things are and I need to write them down to realise. Worst thing is, I don't always believe things are that great as I have high standards, so sometimes I'm really ungrateful.
I'm sorry. I saw the thread and decided to post in it. Sometimes I forget how good things are and I need to write them down to realise. Worst thing is, I don't always believe things are that great as I have high standards, so sometimes I'm really ungrateful.
What I meant is that...I'm quite a negative person at times, and I worrier. So I see things as being wrong when they're not that bad.
Perhaps if you write down the positive things in your life, you might realise it's better than you thought?
I'm above average, what's a neckbeard?
Im fairly attractive, quite alot of friends from different groups.
Have my own group of course, they're th closest friends.
If i stopped procrantinating all the time with my written i'd probably be pretty awesome at school. On the performance sid I get all distinctions, written work I just don't bother.
I'm fairly loud, not too shy. If i feel like talking to smeone at the pub, I just will. Made alot of new friends like that.
I don't struggle to get laid, I just struggle to find a decent relationship.
Averagef**? Don't know. But I have a job, many good friends and I'm in a great relationship since 5 years back...
You clearly haven't been here long enough if you truly think that the majority of the posters are really neckbeards. Newfa**otry or plain stupid, OP?
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