YES/NO?
WHAT IF GIRL IS FRIEND?
WHAT IF YOU KNOW HER FAVOURITE FLOWERS?
FLOWERS ON FIRST DATE?
YES/NO?
WHAT IF GIRL IS FRIEND?
WHAT IF YOU KNOW HER FAVOURITE FLOWERS?
NO YOU STUPID F**K
SH*T IN HER OATMEAL AND TELL HER IT'S BROWN SUGAR
Yes. It's nice. Maybe just one though.
Bring one, make up crazy story about how you lost the others in the bouquet.
my boyfriend gave me a bag of flour on our first date
i lol'd
Do it anon. She'll drop down on her knees and suck your dick the moment you'll give her the flowers.
It's kinda cliche, but how big a fan of flowers is she? Is she a botanist or some sh*t? When you say favourite flowers, do you mean she's all, "HOLY SH*T, LILACS! I LOVE LILACS! I GROW, WEAR, AND POSSESS ART DEPICTING LILACS!" Or is it just, "Uh...lilacs. I guess. If I had to pick."?
If she's not serious into these flowers, bring her something she actually likes, especially if you know her like you say. Something small, you don't want a huge gift that'll make her feel pressured, like you're trying to hard to 'barter for something'. Make the THOUGHT count.
Bring one, make up crazy story about how you lost the others in the bouquet.
Yes. It's nice. Maybe just one though.
"Well yeah, I had gotten you a bouqet of lillies AND daisies, but then, like, as I was walking back to my car, some f**king bird just DOVE FOR MY ASS. Snatched all the flowers, but I managed to grab on back. Then a cat got the bird. Then a dog got the cat. Then a car got the dog... So yeah, have a flower."
my boyfriend gave me a bag of flour on our first date
i lol'd
Did he say "I'M A PRACTICAL MAN?"
Yes, especially if you know her favorite flowers. My gf pressed the flowers I've given her on special dates, anniversaries, etc.
my boyfriend gave me a bag of flour on our first date
i lol'd
that is funny and awesome
im going to try that someday
....someday ;_;
It's kinda cliche, but how big a fan of flowers is she? Is she a botanist or some sh*t? When you say favourite flowers, do you mean she's all, "HOLY SH*T, LILACS! I LOVE LILACS! I GROW, WEAR, AND POSSESS ART DEPICTING LILACS!" Or is it just, "Uh...lilacs. I guess. If I had to pick."?
If she's not serious into these flowers, bring her something she actually likes, especially if you know her like you say. Something small, you don't want a huge gift that'll make her feel pressured, like you're trying to hard to 'barter for something'. Make the THOUGHT count.
She's not crazy in like with flowers, but she's not meh.
She thinks lilies and daisies are pretty. I'll probably get a small bouquet and a little plushie of a ninja. (I always call her that.)
PROTIP: Dove makes a chocolate Rose.
F**kin golden
No flowers. You gotta appear a bit of an a**hole or she will step all over you.
No flowers. You gotta appear a bit of an a**hole or she will step all over you.
But it's been established that I'm a nice guy.
She knows I'm a nice guy.
She even said she could never see me as anything but a nice guy.
Felt kind of weird man.
PROTIP: Dove makes a chocolate Rose.
F**kin golden
Chocolate rose? Small time.
Chocolate rose? Small time.
I know a girl who would love that...
But it's been established that I'm a nice guy.
She knows I'm a nice guy.
She even said she could never see me as anything but a nice guy.
Felt kind of weird man.
ugh, don't listen to that idiot. you can be as nice as you like as long as you are assertive. Bringing flowers is good. Assert those flowers onto her.
But it's been established that I'm a nice guy.
She knows I'm a nice guy.
She even said she could never see me as anything but a nice guy.
Felt kind of weird man.
If it's established then you don't have to show it. Trust me only noobs would get flowers.
Chocolate rose? Small time.
THIS. Any girl really worth dating will get on her knees and suck your c**k for something this awesome. My mind is blown, and so will you be.
But it's been established that I'm a nice guy.
She knows I'm a nice guy.
She even said she could never see me as anything but a nice guy.
Felt kind of weird man.
Your goal should be to f**k her by the third date if not earlier. Flowers won't help you at all.
If it's established then you don't have to show it. Trust me only noobs would get flowers.
Unless a girl actually likes flowers. Then it would be a meaningful gift, no?
But it's been established that I'm a nice guy.
She knows I'm a nice guy.
She even said she could never see me as anything but a nice guy.
Felt kind of weird man.
be a huge dick to her next time you see her, put that bitch in her place
If it's established then you don't have to show it. Trust me only noobs would get flowers.
But it's so cliche and I LOVE cliche things.
Plus she does enjoy flowers (I know remember seeing some in her room. :3) so I think it would be a good idea.
Your goal should be to f**k her by the third date if not earlier. Flowers won't help you at all.
>implying relationships have a goal
Hows that hand, buddy?
Your goal should be to f**k her by the third date if not earlier. Flowers won't help you at all.
But sex isn't my goal... I just want to cuddle with her. Maybe at most foreplay on her. :3 I love the noises the make and how cute women are.
Unless a girl actually likes flowers. Then it would be a meaningful gift, no?
I don't thinks so and flowers are such a common gift. If you are into giving people gifts it would probably benefit you more if you are more original, but I wouldn't give her a gift on the first date. I know one gift that I did give a gift to a couple of times when I was really inexperienced and the bitch expected more gifts. It was rather funny. I'd say be as cheap as possible with girls in the beginning.
giving gifts when they are undeserved reinforces bad behavior.
Rewarding her with a gift if she is awesome or helps you out in even just a tiny way is much better move.
giving gifts when they are undeserved reinforces bad behavior.
Rewarding her with a gift if she is awesome or helps you out in even just a tiny way is much better move.
But she is awesome.
I've liked this girl for three years, and when I finally asked her out, she responded, "Well it's about f**king time. When are you free?"
So I kinda also want to give them to her because she is an awesome friend as well
But she is awesome.
I've liked this girl for three years, and when I finally asked her out, she responded, "Well it's about f**king time. When are you free?"
So I kinda also want to give them to her because she is an awesome friend as well
adviceice: don't take adviceice from anonymous
8/10 times it is bullsh*t.
adviceice: don't take adviceice from anonymous
8/10 times it is bullsh*t.
Simplify that number
adviceice: don't take adviceice from anonymous
8/10 times it is bullsh*t.
Yeah, I keep forgetting that, but being the derp filled social retard I am, I tend to trust the derp filled social retards here.
But she is awesome.
I've liked this girl for three years, and when I finally asked her out, she responded, "Well it's about f**king time. When are you free?"
So I kinda also want to give them to her because she is an awesome friend as well
But she is awesome.
I've liked this girl for three years, and when I finally asked her out, she responded, "Well it's about f**king time. When are you free?"
So I kinda also want to give them to her because she is an awesome friend as well
cool then do it (u didnt make that clear in OP). but dont give them to her and say it is cause she is an awesome FRIEND. NO. BAD anon.
cool then do it (u didnt make that clear in OP). but dont give them to her and say it is cause she is an awesome FRIEND. NO. BAD anon.
Oh GOD no!
I'd never do that.
I've been called a friend before, and sh*t sucks.
MY INTENTIONS SHALL BE CLEAR.
I MIGHT EVEN PUT MY PENIS AMONGST THE FLOWERS.
FLOWERS ON FIRST DATE?
YES/NO?
WHAT IF GIRL IS FRIEND?
WHAT IF YOU KNOW HER FAVOURITE FLOWERS?
BE AGRESSIVE
B-E AGRESSIVE
BE AGRESSIVE
B-E AGRESSIVE
JUST ONE GIRLIE AT THE TOURNY AND IT'S KILL OR BE KILLED
THE DUNGEON MASTER IS THE BASTARD KNOWN AS PLEENY THE ILL
FLOWERS ON FIRST DATE?
YES/NO?
WHAT IF GIRL IS FRIEND?
WHAT IF YOU KNOW HER FAVOURITE FLOWERS?
Do it op. I is a girl
flowers on the first date, way to make things uncomfortable. What are you, dating 40 year olds??
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