>Home schooled.
>Not sure how to deal with people. Almost completely socially retarded.
>Living on my own now.
>Start walking a mile or two every day, just to get outside and make me a bit healthier.
>Walking back to my apartment.
>Notice an attractive girl walking down the sidewalk in my direction.
>Quickly go through check list in my head.
>Not blinking too much - Check.
>Not biting lip - Check
>Not breathing too fast - Check
>Eyes not completely wide open so I don't look terrified - Check
>Walk past attractive girl
>Nothing happens
>No weird looks
Today was wonderful.
>parallel parked today
>success
:)
>Two female friends I haven't seen in 6 months say I'm now attractive
>Got some revision done
>Got some drawings/writing done
>Finding clothes on my list that fit
>Not getting checked for ID for a 15 (I'm 18)
>Go to store.
>Female cashier.
>Manage to do the entire transaction without muttering or staring at the ground.
>Leave the store overjoyed
>Girl says you're cute
>You tell her to f**k off because you cannot believe someone is not disgusted by you
I need professional help.
>picked up girl from bar, just like on tv and in the movies!
>not (that) fat anymore!
>lived (almost) comfortably on $15,000 for a whole year!
>Go to store.
>Female cashier.
>Manage to do the entire transaction without muttering or staring at the ground.
>Leave the store overjoyed
>Go to supermarket
>Pay for your stuff
>While giving you the return money the female cashier slightly touches your hand
>Raging errection, I start to shiver
>This must be what sex feels like!
>parallel parked today
>success
:)
Oh God I always feel like a f**king boss whenever I parallel park successfully.
>Cellphone rings.
>No one has called me in months.
>Answer.
>It's the wrong number.
>"Sorry, this must be the wrong number."
>Respond with: "Oh okay, no problem."
This was an accomplishment because I normally get nervous and hang up as soon as I hear it's a wrong number. Anything outside of the daily routine that I haven't anticipated scares me.
>lots of people on the same day tell me i have nice eyes
>feels good man
>Talk to americans
>Hide russian accent
>Feels good
:)
>Talk to americans
>Hide russian accent
>Feels good
:)
What is this, Russians are f**king awesome.
Accent is on the God level.
Embrace it!
>Work up the courage to call for take out.
>Call pizza place.
>Female picks up the phone.
>This is a nightmare, I need to wake up.
>Quickly muster courage.
>Place my order without stuttering and she doesn't sound weirded out by me.
>30 minutes later.
>Female comes to the door with pizza.
>Pay for it, give tip, and thank her without nervously stuttering, staring at the floor, or turning red.
This was huge for me.
You people are weird as f**k.
>Talk to americans
>Hide russian accent
>Feels good
:)
I agree, Russian accents are so, so hot. Leave at least a hint of it, it's sexy as f**k. No matter what gender.
You people are weird as f**k.
Oh you must be new here.
Just wait for the "weird/creepy sh*t you've done" threads.
Enjoy your stay.
Oh God I always feel like a f**king boss whenever I parallel park successfully.
usually it goes like this:
>parallel park
>success
>feel awesome
>go out car, put on sunglasses, strut like daniel craig
or
>parallel park
>fail
>find other parking spot
>walk further in shame
This thread sums anonymous up beautifully
>set up 30 different take away orders to go my ex boyfriends house all at the same time
good times!
>handstand on bent arms
>push myself up
>don't fall
>lower myself down without falling
F**K YEAH, a level in acrobatics!
>Come up with idea for a business
>E-mail government bureaucrat responsible for such industry explaining my concept
>He writes back in 15 minutes and is interested
>buy suit
>Meet with him- meeting very successful
>Get invited to other meeting with high-level government figures and industry executives worth millions
>make successful presentation
>Find out that they are supporting my project
>Get invited to speak to the media at an event this weekend
>Get haircut
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A little normalfa**otry to balance out the aspie in this thread
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
I agree, Russian accents are so, so hot. Leave at least a hint of it, it's sexy as f**k. No matter what gender.
What is this, Russians are f**king awesome.
Accent is on the God level.
Embrace it!
But you guys would probably hound me with OMG WUT ACCENT IS DAT? RUSHAN? OH LOL HOWS PUTIN COLD WAR JOKES LOL HEAVY
.. Maybe I'll put it on when I'm talking to women. Thanks guys :)
>drinking with a bro
>good night
>preparing for bed
>wake up
>no hangover
F**K YES
Dude what? Your Russian accent makes you superior.
>Come up with idea for a business
>E-mail government bureaucrat responsible for such industry explaining my concept
>He writes back in 15 minutes and is interested
>buy suit
>Meet with him- meeting very successful
>Get invited to other meeting with high-level government figures and industry executives worth millions
>make successful presentation
>Find out that they are supporting my project
>Get invited to speak to the media at an event this weekend
>Get haircut
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A little normalfa**otry to balance out the aspie in this thread
what industry?
what industry?
gambling. Horse racing to be specific.
>driving to a friends house
>hit nothing but green lights on the way there
fu-fu-fu f**k year
I agree, Russian accents are so, so hot. Leave at least a hint of it, it's sexy as f**k. No matter what gender.
I have one.
It is not sexy at all. I get pissed at myself when i hear myself echoed on a game or something like that. I think i sound OK normally but when i hear myself on a mic or phone i get massively dissapointed about my voice...
>driving to a friends house
>hit nothing but green lights on the way there
fu-fu-fu f**k year
it's the little things like this that make me enjoy the day
>Walk to the bathroom and back on my own.
>Don't even need my crutches.
>Success.
Walking is hard, man.
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
weed
smoke a lot of weed
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
Alcohol in moderation brah, gives you confidence
>shave face
>no accidental cuts
>skin feels nice
>Come up with idea for a business
>E-mail government bureaucrat responsible for such industry explaining my concept
>He writes back in 15 minutes and is interested
>buy suit
>Meet with him- meeting very successful
>Get invited to other meeting with high-level government figures and industry executives worth millions
>make successful presentation
>Find out that they are supporting my project
>Get invited to speak to the media at an event this weekend
>Get haircut
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A little normalfa**otry to balance out the aspie in this thread
Congrats bro. Hope it works out well for you.
I have some pretty good (imho ofc) business ideas but no idea how to get any funding for them.
>Come up with idea for a business
>E-mail government bureaucrat responsible for such industry explaining my concept
>He writes back in 15 minutes and is interested
>buy suit
>Meet with him- meeting very successful
>Get invited to other meeting with high-level government figures and industry executives worth millions
>make successful presentation
>Find out that they are supporting my project
>Get invited to speak to the media at an event this weekend
>Get haircut
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A little normalfa**otry to balance out the aspie in this thread
make a thread about it with more details.
Do this all the time. Works 75% of the time.
>goto bar on a Friday or Saturday night
>get a few drinks
>fine attractive girl
>talk to buy a drink or two (hard ass drink lots of alcohol)
>be very flirty
>wait until drinks kick in
>take her home while I have a buzz
>f**k her
>drop her off back at the bar
>wait a couple of weeks before going back to same bar but venture to other bars
F**k being in a relationship
Feelsgoodman.jpg
>binged hard on tuesday and wednesday
>woke up after a 15 hour sleep
>lay in bed all morning watching the ultimate fighter and south park
>f**k yea
I've accomplished nothing since Monday night. I don't know why I'm posting here.
>Work up the courage to call for take out.
>Call pizza place.
>Female picks up the phone.
>This is a nightmare, I need to wake up.
>Quickly muster courage.
>Place my order without stuttering and she doesn't sound weirded out by me.
>30 minutes later.
>Female comes to the door with pizza.
>Pay for it, give tip, and thank her without nervously stuttering, staring at the floor, or turning red.
This was huge for me.
>>Work up the courage to call for take out.
This is kind of extreme, even for anonymous..
>>Work up the courage to call for take out.
This is kind of extreme, even for anonymous..
Not it's not. I'm normal like you. I'm just a little afraid of peoples reactions...hell people in general. What if they react in a bad way? Then I will be even more ronery ;_;
Not it's not. I'm normal like you. I'm just a little afraid of peoples reactions...hell people in general. What if they react in a bad way? Then I will be even more ronery ;_;
Its critical to consider that they won't remember you for more than 2 days tops
I have no problems with takeout orders or sh*t like that. I sort of hate talking to people when I don't know how the conversation will go. But its never a problem once I get down to doing it.
I hate going to new places unless I know something about them. I think it is because I hate asking for help, making an ass of myself or looking like I don't know what I'm doing.
>Normally shower at the same time every night
>Decide to shower at 3pm
Great success, I changed my routine.
Congrats bro. Hope it works out well for you.
I have some pretty good (imho ofc) business ideas but no idea how to get any funding for them.
make a thread about it with more details.
Thanks guys. Don't really want to go into too much detail about the project as a) it's early and b) this is web
But it was really just all about taking the initiative, figuring out where there's gaps in the system and coming up with a fix for it.
The important thing was that I didn't go in there asking for money. If you go to people like that with your hand out, they won't deal with you. the trick is to make yourself essential to them and then come in with the funding requests once you're in the door. Timing, timing, timing.
I have no problems with takeout orders or sh*t like that. I sort of hate talking to people when I don't know how the conversation will go. But its never a problem once I get down to doing it.
I hate going to new places unless I know something about them. I think it is because I hate asking for help, making an ass of myself or looking like I don't know what I'm doing.
>Implying people will care more than you do if you make a mistake
Put 2 eggrolls in the oven for 20mins at 200degrees Celsius.
I am playing a game and go down to see how the eggrolls are doing.
The oven is at 1 minute as I enter the kitchen.
F**k yeah.
>hanging out with friends of friend
>girl is cold, just grabs my hoodie which I am not using without asking who owns is
>comments on how it is a perfect boyfriend sized piece of clothing
>asks who owns it
I know I didn't have any active participation in this but
>LIKE A BOSS
Oh God I always feel like a f**king boss whenever I parallel park successfully.
>parallel parked today
>success
:)
F**k yeah, succesful parallel parking is God tier, gives me a rush everytime. First time I tried it since passing my drivers exam was 2 months ago (have had my license for a year and a half), felt awesome as hell, now I'm always looking for opportunities to parallel park and impress people.
Thanks guys. Don't really want to go into too much detail about the project as a) it's early and b) this is web
But it was really just all about taking the initiative, figuring out where there's gaps in the system and coming up with a fix for it.
The important thing was that I didn't go in there asking for money. If you go to people like that with your hand out, they won't deal with you. the trick is to make yourself essential to them and then come in with the funding requests once you're in the door. Timing, timing, timing.
it also helps that I'm outgoing and a good sales type of person. I hate doing sales, but I have always found it pretty easy to get people to like me.
The one thing I will say as my biggest piece of advice is that this only happened to me, after years of trying to get ideas off the ground and failing spectacularly, when I was taking care of my body and my mind and treating myself with respect.
Being healthy and having a positive attitude really go a long way towards opening up other doors for you. If you keep telling yourself that you can't- then you won't.
It's also important to realize that there are certain industries that move really fast and have lots of young people in them with lots of fresh ideas. Find industries that aren't like that (horse racing is as old-school and stodgy as it gets) and bring a different perspective to that type of thing.
>hanging out with friends of friend
>girl is cold, just grabs my hoodie which I am not using without asking who owns is
>comments on how it is a perfect boyfriend sized piece of clothing
>asks who owns it
I know I didn't have any active participation in this but
>LIKE A BOSS
because it is 4 sizes too big for her
because it is 4 sizes too big for her
don't you take this from me
F**k yeah, succesful parallel parking is God tier, gives me a rush everytime. First time I tried it since passing my drivers exam was 2 months ago (have had my license for a year and a half), felt awesome as hell, now I'm always looking for opportunities to parallel park and impress people.
>implying people will be impressed or are even paying attention to your 1337 parking skills
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>leave the house
>see old friends
>not ashamed of self harm cuts
>make plans to leave house/see friends again tomorrow
>graciously forgive/forget boyfriend for no reason
>smile
my little wins.
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
>> Shave face
>> Cuts and red bumps everywhere
>> Feels bad man
Don't use shaving cream!!!!! Soap and hot water.
>Actually leave the house
>See girl I know
>Make her chuckle
>F**k yeah
don't you take this from me
You're right, good luck with the girl bro
Look in the mirror and see that weight loss and buying new clothes has paid off - I don't look half bad!
Don't use shaving cream!!!!! Soap and hot water.
>apply shaving soap with brush on face
>shave face with straight razor
>no cuts, smooth face
feelsgoodman.jpg
Look in the mirror and see that weight loss and buying new clothes has paid off - I don't look half bad!
good for you, bro. All that work does pay off! Keep it going and imagine how good you'll look in six months?
>implying people will be impressed or are even paying attention to your 1337 parking skills
Most of my friends don't have their license yet, so yeah, they're all impressed. I'm intent on making the most of it while it lasts, in a year most of them will have saved up enough money to start driving and I won't be special anymore...
Don't use shaving cream!!!!! Soap and hot water.
So basically shave while showering?
So basically shave while showering?
no, just shave normally in front of the mirror without shaving cream. There's sh*t in shaving cream that f**ks up most guys faces. I read about it years ago and stopped using it. It worked for me.
Wow, OP is literally the most Pathetic person I have ever met. Not even trolling.
>Have idea
>Shave off all body hair
>What have I d--actually...feels good man. Even better naked.
no, just shave normally in front of the mirror without shaving cream. There's sh*t in shaving cream that f**ks up most guys faces. I read about it years ago and stopped using it. It worked for me.
what, gives them acne and sh*t?
what, gives them acne and sh*t?
nah, it makes beard rash happen. The irritation on your face is because of the crap thats in shaving cream.
>Met girl on OKCupid
>Talking to her on AIM for a bit
>Positive she isn't interested in me at all, and is waiting for me to make a move so she can shoot me down and stop talking to me.
>She asks if I'm going to any shows (concerts) coming up, and says it would be cool if we ran into eachother at one.
>I say that there's no need to leave it to chance like that.
>She agrees. Suddenly, I have her # and plans to go pick her up to see Kick-Ass this weekend.
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>Met girl on OKCupid
>Talking to her on AIM for a bit
>Positive she isn't interested in me at all, and is waiting for me to make a move so she can shoot me down and stop talking to me.
>She asks if I'm going to any shows (concerts) coming up, and says it would be cool if we ran into eachother at one.
>I say that there's no need to leave it to chance like that.
>She agrees. Suddenly, I have her # and plans to go pick her up to see Kick-Ass this weekend.
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good for you bro. Play it cool. But she's obviously interested if she's put herself out there like that.
>getting sexier
>for f**king real yo
good for you bro. Play it cool. But she's obviously interested if she's put herself out there like that.
I know that. It's just how my mind works. Always with the little voice in the back telling me I'm gonna f**k something up, or that I'm just imagining it, because no one in their right mind would actually want to spend time with me.
It may not be true, but if you hear it long enough, you start to believe it.
>Looking people in the eyes now when they talk to me, especially girls
>Feels good man
>had a pretty bad day
>opened this thread
>read it
>oh hey, things aren't so bad.
Thanks anonymous, you guys rock.
>going to man up next week and go out and meet people
>feels good, man already
That is all.
Its critical to consider that they won't remember you for more than 2 days tops
This. I work in a shop, if you ain't got a barcode you don't exist. Not gonna remember you unless you come in regularly.
I know that. It's just how my mind works. Always with the little voice in the back telling me I'm gonna f**k something up, or that I'm just imagining it, because no one in their right mind would actually want to spend time with me.
It may not be true, but if you hear it long enough, you start to believe it.
I understand, bro. My mind works in exactly the same way: if I ever think a girl's interested in me, there's that voice that shouts me down. And the thing is, my instinct is almost always right, and I miss a chance because of my reflexive self-loathing. Every once in a while I even get paranoid that the friends I hang out with regularly are just putting up with me to be nice.
I understand, bro. My mind works in exactly the same way: if I ever think a girl's interested in me, there's that voice that shouts me down. And the thing is, my instinct is almost always right, and I miss a chance because of my reflexive self-loathing. Every once in a while I even get paranoid that the friends I hang out with regularly are just putting up with me to be nice.
Basically, except the latter is all the time, and not just some times.
>Talk to girl
>Suddenly become interested in her a week later
>Say something to her about it
>Nothing ever happens, but you're both still really good friends and things never get awkward
>Feels alright man. Feels alright.
I understand, bro. My mind works in exactly the same way: if I ever think a girl's interested in me, there's that voice that shouts me down. And the thing is, my instinct is almost always right, and I miss a chance because of my reflexive self-loathing. Every once in a while I even get paranoid that the friends I hang out with regularly are just putting up with me to be nice.
>that voice
Know it too, glad I'm not the only one. It's annoying as hell, because that voice is the same voice that, right after I blow my chances, tells me that I should have done something and am a pu**y for not acting / messing it up.
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
Pot works well for this.
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
Buspar my friend. Its a prescription anti anxiety medicine, and it helps a lot. I've been on it for a few months now and its the most amazing change in my life, everything is better.
The first few weeks you won't notice it, but after 2 months, you'll notice that you just don't feel that anxiety anymore.
>Come up with idea for a business
>E-mail government bureaucrat responsible for such industry explaining my concept
>He writes back in 15 minutes and is interested
>buy suit
>Meet with him- meeting very successful
>Get invited to other meeting with high-level government figures and industry executives worth millions
>make successful presentation
>Find out that they are supporting my project
>Get invited to speak to the media at an event this weekend
>Get haircut
feelsgoodman.jpg
A little normalfa**otry to balance out the aspie in this thread
depending on what your idea actually is, that's actually pretty awesome bru
>Put soup on to boil
>go back to working on the computer
>get distracted on web
>OH SH*T MY SOUP!?!
>at the perfect temperature
>coolsunglasseswearingdude.jpg
>that voice
Know it too, glad I'm not the only one. It's annoying as hell, because that voice is the same voice that, right after I blow my chances, tells me that I should have done something and am a pu**y for not acting / messing it up.
I always knew it wasn't a unique thing, but I never really thought anyone's was as bad as mine.
>Found two perfect rompers.
>Boys actually look at me, and flirt with me.
Feels really good to look /fa/shionable. :)
>Found two perfect rompers.
>Boys actually look at me, and flirt with me.
Feels really good to look /fa/shionable. :)
What the f**k are "rompers"?
And since when does anyone who's not gay care what a girl is wearing?
>I'm a self-taught english speaker
There's a lot of room for improvement, buy hey.
What the f**k are "rompers"?
And since when does anyone who's not gay care what a girl is wearing?
Gigalos
Are there any medications that help with social anxiety?
Back when I got my wisdom teeth surgery, they put me on vicodin for awhile. That was amazing. I just didn't care about anything, nothing bothered me at all. I could go to the store, buy stuff, even talk to girls. Several people even asked me if I was single, and I started dating one of them. It was like some kind of wonderful dream.
Soon as I ran out though, I plummeted back into my same over-thinking awkward mess. The girl I was dated even lost interest in me.
I had this same thing happen when I was on percocets for my wisdom teeth, and, before that, when I was a functional alcoholic.
I know how Charlie felt when Algernon became ill and died.
Don't use shaving cream!!!!! Soap and hot water.
F**k that.
Use shaving cream.
But use that Headblade 'Headslick' sh*t in the yellow bottle. Nothing else. It will change your f**king life. Shave your face with it. Shave your balls with it. Shave your butthole with it. Shave your head and legs with it. Shave your chest with it. And then shave your face again, because you've grown a manly f**king beard because of how f**king awesome Headslick is.
Hot water and soap is a better alternative to the standard fare shaving gel/cream sh*t, though.
> play Dark Reign 1
> verse 2 Imperium as FG in skirmish mode - they are allied
> have a fit every time "my men" are killed
> ten to eleven hours pass, i win, with a kill/loss ratio of 15/1
adher
F**k that.
Use shaving cream.
But use that Headblade 'Headslick' sh*t in the yellow bottle. Nothing else. It will change your f**king life. Shave your face with it. Shave your balls with it. Shave your butthole with it. Shave your head and legs with it. Shave your chest with it. And then shave your face again, because you've grown a manly f**king beard because of how f**king awesome Headslick is.
Hot water and soap is a better alternative to the standard fare shaving gel/cream sh*t, though.
go wet shaving and never go back. Did your grandpa need a f**king 8 bladed razor with space age ky jelly for cream?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhIy9rgWQU
>run 5 miles at least every 3 days
>living alone
>finally got a BMW 325xi
>haven't cut my hair in a year and it looks wonderful
That's pretty much it, I'm a boring sh*t
f**k i'm a social retard that hasn't done anything in ten years
i don't think i have had ANY accomplishments in that time
go wet shaving and never go back. Did your grandpa need a f**king 8 bladed razor with space age ky jelly for cream?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhIy9rgWQU
You ever tried Headslick?
It's amazing.
you guys are f**s
you guys are f**s
Your face is a f**s.
I'm loling so hard right now
>Have to teach a class of a dozen 18 year olds, first time teaching
>Teach well
>They all ask when I can teach them next
>Happiness!
You guys are fa**ots that need to stop being so insecure/paranoid. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and lusting after girls when you already say "no" to yourself. Fa**ots.
>Have to teach a class of a dozen 18 year olds, first time teaching
>Teach well
>They all ask when I can teach them next
>Happiness!
i love when i sub and get classes that like me :3
today:
>arrive at school extra early, a bit tired and disorganized
>find out the teacher will be there first hour, but not the rest of the day
>i watch him teach, and make good notes on what he is doing
>the rest of the hours of the day I basically copy what he did and teach in his style
>students say they want to make sure they get me again because i'm alot of fun
:)
>Download album
>It's really good
Yes this is sad but given that I haven't left the house for three weeks, it feelsgoodman.
You guys are fa**ots that need to stop being so insecure/paranoid. Stop feeling sorry for yourself and lusting after girls when you already say "no" to yourself. Fa**ots.
Problem... fa**ot?
>Realize its been 4 days since I last jacked off.
>Whip out my 7.5 incher.
>Slowly stroke, building intensity, edging like f**k.
>Think about the sex in my last relationship, thinking about how awesome blow jobs are.
>Think about the time she sucked me off in the shower.
>She grabs with both hands, trying really hard to suck the cum out of my dick.
>Overload.
>Massive load rockets out of my dick. Pulsing and spewing cum all over my Solar Plexus.
>Biggest load ever.
Feels good man.
I bite my lip when I see a hot girl. Only cus I want to bang her not out of embarassment.
i dont meet girls but this sh*t is pathetic
I agree, Russian accents are so, so hot. Leave at least a hint of it, it's sexy as f**k. No matter what gender.
btw whats with german accent? i haz them :3
but i heard people don't like german language because it only sounds like "hump hump" nazi-like to them.. :(
>Went to the gym
>Decided it was time to finally try for a PR on the bench
>6 warm up sets
>load on 2 plates each side, 225lbs
>3 Reps, unassisted
>I weigh 160lbs and was wearing a really baggy t shirt
>Big guys looking at me like wtf?
>f**k year.
>nobody wants to hire a high schooler
>start my own business
>make more than my friends
>employ my friends
>f**k yeah
Actually that's kind of a big deal. sh*t
>Went to the gym
>Decided it was time to finally try for a PR on the bench
>6 warm up sets
>load on 2 plates each side, 225lbs
>3 Reps, unassisted
>I weigh 160lbs and was wearing a really baggy t shirt
>Big guys looking at me like wtf?
>f**k year.
PR?
booooooolloooooooolloololox
>it's late, I stand by the door and make sure the streets are clear.
>go outside a walk in the park.
>only one other guy on the other side.
>wave
>wave back
>manage to complete my walk.
i waved without over thinking it.
>Went to the gym
>Decided it was time to finally try for a PR on the bench
>6 warm up sets
>load on 2 plates each side, 225lbs
>3 Reps, unassisted
>I weigh 160lbs and was wearing a really baggy t shirt
>Big guys looking at me like wtf?
>f**k year.
brofist.jpg
I recently 1rm'd at 165, which is slightly more than I weigh (success). Hopefully I'll be 1rming 225 in a year or two.
related
>do warmup sets on bench, about to start working sets
>guy asks how many sets I have left
>"Seven"
>Sorry, what?
>"Seven"
>Eyes widen in disbelief
>I nearly make my sets that would've been impossible a month ago
>i'm after collage, hear high school classmate died
> ...
> nope, don't care
i defeated death
>Home alone for first time in years.
>Watch self naked in mirror.
>Hey, I don't look half bad fully naked.
>go to a party
>smoke weed, drink alcohol
>flirt a whole f**king lot with one girl
>she lies on the couch with me, arm around her
>didnt even f**king know her
>got her msn n sh*t
>asked her out
>get turned down because she had other stuff to do
>asked her out later
>get turned down for a f**kin insane reason
sh*t felt absolutely terrible, man... first time i asked a girl out EVER.
i reckoned she dug me
brofist.jpg
I recently 1rm'd at 165, which is slightly more than I weigh (success). Hopefully I'll be 1rming 225 in a year or two.
related
>do warmup sets on bench, about to start working sets
>guy asks how many sets I have left
>"Seven"
>Sorry, what?
>"Seven"
>Eyes widen in disbelief
>I nearly make my sets that would've been impossible a month ago
haha yeah legit man, keep at it! But yeah bros at the gym are always stunned when you do warm up sets slash work out properly haha
brofist.jpg
I recently 1rm'd at 165, which is slightly more than I weigh (success). Hopefully I'll be 1rming 225 in a year or two.
related
>do warmup sets on bench, about to start working sets
>guy asks how many sets I have left
>"Seven"
>Sorry, what?
>"Seven"
>Eyes widen in disbelief
>I nearly make my sets that would've been impossible a month ago
>seven
I raged. Should tell that to fit.
>go to a party
>smoke weed, drink alcohol
>flirt a whole f**king lot with one girl
>she lies on the couch with me, arm around her
>didnt even f**king know her
>got her msn n sh*t
>asked her out
>get turned down because she had other stuff to do
>asked her out later
>get turned down for a f**kin insane reason
sh*t felt absolutely terrible, man... first time i asked a girl out EVER.
i reckoned she dug me
what was the insane reason?
>seven
I raged. Should tell that to fit.
Just a temporary program, man. I was getting stuck on my 3x5 routine, so I switched to smolov jr. I don't know how anyone could finish that program without steroids, but it still seems to have helped, and I'm not even done.
worksforme
what was the insane reason?
i asked her for a school-dance, and she doesnt like wearing dresses
wat
just wat
sorry for late response, forgot about this thread
>Grew some balls and just spontaneously kissed one of my female friends as I was leaving to go to class (on her cheek, but still, hey).
>Known her for 2-3 years and interested in her for 1 1/2 years
>I've never done anything like this before
>She is okay with it.
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>start working out at gym
>go to do preacher curl
>do a set of 10 and a set of 8 at 20 lbs. with no problem
>bump it up to 30 lbs. for set of 6
>struggle at first; think it's impossible
>get past initial lift and do full set
I'm pretty sure this is absolutely NOTHING to most people, but I am really f**king weak. Also: I've gained about five or six pounds since starting my gym routine three weeks ago. I've also been riding my bike more often, so I'm sure that I'm putting on muscle. Of course, I could be wrong, but it feels good knowing that I am no longer borderline underweight for the first time in, well, forever, I'm sure. :)
>start working out at gym
>go to do preacher curl
>do a set of 10 and a set of 8 at 20 lbs. with no problem
>bump it up to 30 lbs. for set of 6
>struggle at first; think it's impossible
>get past initial lift and do full set
I'm pretty sure this is absolutely NOTHING to most people, but I am really f**king weak. Also: I've gained about five or six pounds since starting my gym routine three weeks ago. I've also been riding my bike more often, so I'm sure that I'm putting on muscle. Of course, I could be wrong, but it feels good knowing that I am no longer borderline underweight for the first time in, well, forever, I'm sure. :)
Oh, another one.
>walk over to professor to ask for help on Physics problem
>professor wants to compare my hand to a girl's hand for better star measurement and sh*t
>say, "my hand's probably not the best comparison"
>hand turns out to be much bigger than girl's hand
Feels good, man.
Oh, another one.
>walk over to professor to ask for help on Physics problem
>professor wants to compare my hand to a girl's hand for better star measurement and sh*t
>say, "my hand's probably not the best comparison"
>hand turns out to be much bigger than girl's hand
Feels good, man.
wait...what?
shouldn't your hand usually be bigger than a girl's hand anyway?
wait...what?
shouldn't your hand usually be bigger than a girl's hand anyway?
I always assumed that since I was short and skinny, that my hand would be just as small as a girl's. But the chick was about the same height as me and yet my hand was bigger than hers.
>start working out at gym
>go to do preacher curl
>do a set of 10 and a set of 8 at 20 lbs. with no problem
>bump it up to 30 lbs. for set of 6
>struggle at first; think it's impossible
>get past initial lift and do full set
I'm pretty sure this is absolutely NOTHING to most people, but I am really f**king weak. Also: I've gained about five or six pounds since starting my gym routine three weeks ago. I've also been riding my bike more often, so I'm sure that I'm putting on muscle. Of course, I could be wrong, but it feels good knowing that I am no longer borderline underweight for the first time in, well, forever, I'm sure. :)
Good work, anon. If you're struggling to do a set of 6 at 30lbs, try doing 4 sets of 7-8 with 25lbs. If you can do that up you'll put on bicep muscle like crazy in no time.
How many sets were you doing with 8-10?
Good work, anon. If you're struggling to do a set of 6 at 30lbs, try doing 4 sets of 7-8 with 25lbs. If you can do that up you'll put on bicep muscle like crazy in no time.
How many sets were you doing with 8-10?
The workout thing I'm following says to just do a set of 10, a set of 8, and a set of 6. I'm pretty sure that I also do like two or so other bicep workouts during that day, though.
See, my problem about this whole workout thing is that I'm not sure if I'm serious enough. I mean, I'll go to the gym and follow the workout session (four days a week), but I have no idea if this workout is one that I should be doing. People ask me, "Well, why are you working out?" And I just say, "Iunno, it's good for me?" I guess that's a good thing, right? I mean, as long as I'm working out, it's all good, right?
>go to class
>counselor pulls me out
>tells me someone told her I wanted to kill myself
>I know who it is, have long talk about how I've been
>depressed
>she wants me to go to doctor
>refuse and tell her not to speak to anyone of this
>she agrees
>leave
>go home and ride bike for 3 hours
>see person at school next day
>she constantly avoids me
>I'm absolutely in love with her
>Confront her about it via text
>tell her I'm not mad
>long talk
>tell her I'm sorry for worrying her
>tell her she's one of the most important people in my life
>continue talking
>conversation just ended
>I really want to talk to her more
>can't think of what to say
More success than I've had previously. I just don't want anyone to worry about me.
>go to class
>counselor pulls me out
>tells me someone told her I wanted to kill myself
>I know who it is, have long talk about how I've been
>depressed
>she wants me to go to doctor
>refuse and tell her not to speak to anyone of this
>she agrees
>leave
>go home and ride bike for 3 hours
>see person at school next day
>she constantly avoids me
>I'm absolutely in love with her
>Confront her about it via text
>tell her I'm not mad
>long talk
>tell her I'm sorry for worrying her
>tell her she's one of the most important people in my life
>continue talking
>conversation just ended
>I really want to talk to her more
>can't think of what to say
More success than I've had previously. I just don't want anyone to worry about me.
> More success than I've had previously
yeah, because you pretended to be suicidal for attention
The workout thing I'm following says to just do a set of 10, a set of 8, and a set of 6. I'm pretty sure that I also do like two or so other bicep workouts during that day, though.
See, my problem about this whole workout thing is that I'm not sure if I'm serious enough. I mean, I'll go to the gym and follow the workout session (four days a week), but I have no idea if this workout is one that I should be doing. People ask me, "Well, why are you working out?" And I just say, "Iunno, it's good for me?" I guess that's a good thing, right? I mean, as long as I'm working out, it's all good, right?
As long as you're being physical daily, you have every right to eat big meals and throw back a beer at the end of the day. More importantly, you have every right to sit on anonymous since it's your rest period if you're focusing on power lifting.
If you're doing 3+ workouts per muscle (hopefully you're working more than just biceps) I'd start rocking some pre-workout supplements (ie NanoVapor) if you're doing it daily. That's just me, though
OP, I like you.
>complimented a person who deserved a compliment.
> More success than I've had previously
yeah, because you pretended to be suicidal for attention
not really. It was a long time ago, I tried to kill myself twice. I hadn't told anyone but her, she felt inclined to tell someone about it, for fear that I was going to really do it. Can't I just have this, man?
the fact that I landed myself a girlfriend, OP. Despite this fact, anywhere I ever went (or go) I do not receive any compliments, even innocent little self esteem boosters.
damn
>actually get out of the house for once
>get looks from some girls
>not sure if they think i'm weird or cute
>a look is a look though
I'm_okay_with_this.jpg
>actually get out of the house for once
>get looks from some girls
>not sure if they think i'm weird or cute
>a look is a look though
I'm_okay_with_this.jpg
>walk outside
>get looks
>pretty sure it's because I look weird
>moving out of family home for second time today
>last time moved back because couldn't deal with break up
>had melt down
>feels anxious, but still doing it
>Go to Asian-run fashion boutique known for undersizing
>fit my Scandinavian ass into a cute dress and skirt
>feels good, man
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