Saturday, August 14, 2010

Earnest advice for the socially inept

Starting this thread for complete social retards and some people that could do with some help.
Now I don't think I'll be much help so I'm leaving this to everyone else to share there experiances on do's and don'ts.
When you're around new people drinking dont go over the top and get wasted if people are still sober/tipsy.




when your in a social situation you should constantly think about how much of a loser you are and how badly you are f**king up the current conversation

when your in a social situation you should constantly think about how much of a loser you are and how badly you are f**king up the current conversation

This seems like legitimate adviceice and I think it would work.

CHANGE OF TOPIC
New doctor who companion is hot!

don't remove your socks and shoes to pick and eat the rough skin from your feet until after you've adjourned from the dining room to the lounge

CHANGE OF TOPIC
New doctor who companion is hot!

I really f**king hope there's some rule 34 of her.

When talking with someone, try to avoid talking about yourself unless asked, and if you do talk about yourself, relate it to the other person with a short comment. Proceed to ask a question about the other person, regardless if it is connected to the previous statement. Let me say this again: don't blather on about yourself, nobody cares at this point, let them ask the question to you.


I really f**king hope there's some rule 34 of her.

Go on image fap and type in her name, there are 7 fakes.

When talking with someone, try to avoid talking about yourself unless asked, and if you do talk about yourself, relate it to the other person with a short comment. Proceed to ask a question about the other person, regardless if it is connected to the previous statement. Let me say this again: don't blather on about yourself, nobody cares at this point, let them ask the question to you.

Buuuuuut doesnt that result in them talking about themselves? And while I understand thats a good result, shouldn't there goal be the same as yours? If you see what I mean...

The more you drink the more other people become interested in what you have to say.


Buuuuuut doesnt that result in them talking about themselves? And while I understand thats a good result, shouldn't there goal be the same as yours? If you see what I mean...

If they're a good conversationist they should pretend to take an interest in you.


If they're a good conversationist they should pretend to take an interest in you.

so basically a normal conversation is two people who want to talk about themselves, pretending to want to talk about the other person?

http://www.videojug.com/tag/love-and-dating


so basically a normal conversation is two people who want to talk about themselves, pretending to want to talk about the other person?

Not if they find you attractive but ultimatley, yeah, If you don't have a good back and fouth there's no point in trying, move onto someone else.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-talk-to-people-better-communication-skills

don't remove your socks and shoes to pick and eat the rough skin from your feet until after you've adjourned from the dining room to the lounge

You try too hard and you're still boring.
Even by tripf**s standards you're abysmal.
Stop posting immediately.

Is that the new companion from Doctor Who?
"You were 5 half an hour ago!"


You try too hard and you're still boring.
Even by tripf**s standards you're abysmal.
Stop posting immediately.

dude, y'know what - you've burned me there
i don't have a witty rejoinder and i'm not going to attack you because that would be schmucky
you win
except for the bit about getting me to stop poasting obviously, case in point, this coomment
still, you got me brah NO SARCASM
i'm kinda doing a sad
srsly
IRL
really
trufax
i'm actually really sorta bummed
fo reals
i got nothing
sorry

poops

when your in a social situation you should constantly think about how much of a loser you are and how badly you are f**king up the current conversation

Oh wow, that's what I do!

You've got to know how to ask the right questions, to make it clear that you're actually THINKING about what they're saying. If you're not interested in the person, then you can at least be interested in what they can teach you about their job or career, or some past experience, or etc., etc. And usually the focus of the conversation will turn to you once they get the feeling they're talking about themselves to much. Strongarm those motherf**kers.


Buuuuuut doesnt that result in them talking about themselves? And while I understand thats a good result, shouldn't there goal be the same as yours? If you see what I mean...

People's favourite topic of conversation is themselves. If you know somebody who starts a lot of their sentences with "I" you're in for a treat; these people can waft on about themselves for days, if you ask the right questions you will be the best conversationalist in their eyes.

So what DO you talk about when you're out drinking with new people?
Say you only know one person in a group of 8-10, do you just look interested and laugh when prompted, or are you expected to whoo them all and become a new BFF?

So what DO you talk about when you're out drinking with new people?
Say you only know one person in a group of 8-10, do you just look interested and laugh when prompted, or are you expected to whoo them all and become a new BFF?

Whip out your dick and beat it furiously.
They will be amazed at your courage and sincerity.

Look at the persons eyes when speaking.
Or look at there forhead to confuse them.

Look at the persons eyes when speaking.
Or look at there forhead to confuse them.

Note: Do not just stare at their eyes without looking away, or they will think you're a psychopath.

So what DO you talk about when you're out drinking with new people?
Say you only know one person in a group of 8-10, do you just look interested and laugh when prompted, or are you expected to whoo them all and become a new BFF?

Start talking to a few people when you and them are sober. Continue talking to them as they introduce you to new people.
Unless its a big circle and they have a talking stick or something but those arent really the people you want to hang around.


Note: Do not just stare at their eyes without looking away, or they will think you're a psychopath.

Yeah and that.
But dont look at your feet without looking at them once in a while

If you hesitate to say something, don't say it.
Try leaving silence after something someone says, instead of throwing your piece in afterward. They become a little more anxious to speak to you. Nobody likes over-eagerness.
Ask questions.
Don't throw in details about your life unless asked. Just riff off the things people say. Casually remark, instead of formally inform.
When speaking to girls, do not want to f**k them. You should have that as far from your mind as possible. Pretend they're a guy if needs be.
Things will go better. There's always time to f**k. But right then, there's only time to talk.
Wear nice shoes, at least. Shows you've made an effort.
Use the words 'I', 'me' and 'I'm' as little as possible.

Do you always have to look at people in the eyes when youre talking? THat kinda makes me nervous.

Having a conversation is not what I have trouble with. I can f**king blather on for ages with somebody but it usually never leads to anything interesting. I'm wondering on how to refine that non conversational interaction. The funny quips, chopping each other on the shoulder, making somebody laugh by facial expressions, etc. Some of the more 'adviceanced' interaction.

Do you always have to look at people in the eyes when youre talking? THat kinda makes me nervous.

Yes, especially with women. Look them into the eyes while talking to them. If they eventually look away it's because they are nervous (which is good). Or it could be because you're repulsive (which is bad).

Why do I always get the feeling I have to do all the work in a conversation? I also always need to iniate them. If I don't nobody talks to me.

Why do I always get the feeling I have to do all the work in a conversation? I also always need to iniate them. If I don't nobody talks to me.

Because you're uninteresting and no one wants to talk to you.

wow I am amazed by the retardation the generic r8gay showing here. What the f**k? Where the hell have you been in the last 14 years of your lives? I mean socialization and sh*t

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