Preschool: I shat my pants during naptime when I was sleeping. I remember running to the bathroom, but not what happened afterward.
2nd grade: I got tattled on by a ni**er because he thought that Buick was a bad word. He told the teacher I swore and I got in trouble.
4th grade: A ni**er really did steal my bike. He was in 5th grade and just took off with it after school. My parents didn't do anything about it because the ni**er lived in a seedy part of town/possibly no parents. I never got that bike back.
7th grade: New building opening on campus. I immediately went in during recess when nobody was there and jacked off in one of the stalls and came all over the wall.
9th grade: I went into one of the school bathroom only to see almost every inch of one of the stalls smeared in feces. It was all over the toilet, the walls, and the ground. Mind you, this bathroom was right next to the special ed rooms.
11th grade: One of my teachers got busted for CP. He had a sh*t ton of it on the school computer and the police had to confiscate it. Because of that, we had no yearbooks for that year because he was in charge of making them (all the school pics were on that computer). Many lulz were had. Also, sucked hard for the seniors.
12th grade: Became a TA for my science teacher. Caught a kid fapping in the closet when I was supposed to get glass jars or some sh*t.
tl;dr I had a pretty average school experience. I'm sure many of you have better stories.
pic related, it was my face when I caught that kid fapping in the closet
3rd grade i peed my pants
went on through whole day and daycare with peed pants wtfff
Age 6: Piss my pants, get sent home after laughter.
Age 7: Get in a fight with this a**hole and get beaten badly.
Age 8: Cry three times during the school year, mocking ensued.
Age 9: Everyone found out who my crush was, I was made fun of denying it.
Age 10: Pecome a teachers pet and everyone avoided me.
Age 11: Become that weird kid who collects Yugioh cards.
Age 12: Still be that weird kid and end up being more alone.
From then on I became more alone and more of a shut in.
I had way too many moments for me to remember
OP here, I can't believe this thread is still alive
Pre-K: The f**k if I remeber
1st Grade: F**k that, I forgot
2nd Grade: I Bawwed about school sucking and ran home to watch cartoons
3rd Grade: Found an unopened beer bottle and got suspended
4th grade: Homeschooled for this year so 24/7 Vidya
5th grade: The beginning of my weeaboo fa**ot years. also fat
6th grade: The peak of my weeaboo fa**ot years, took love hina to school, never lived it down
7th grade: the year the apathy kicked in, stopped caring about it all and just passed everything
8th grade: Almost got a girlfriend but f**ked it up because why bother if you can't drive
9th grade: got mono and missed half the year, homeschooled for the rest
10th grade: still homeschooled, but took classes at a community college too
11th grade: Went to boarding school
12th grade: Dunno...this year's been pretty interesting.
pissed my pants in 1st grade i think because i misinterpreted not being able to use the bathroom for only this one ni**er not being able to
A ni**er once stole my gameboy, true story. My Dad got it back off him though.
Mostly pretty dull. I did spend part of my 12th grade year as a male prostitute. Got kicked out by my parents after an argument, you see.
I jacked off in an empty lecture room in Turlington Plaza at University of Florida.
I came onto the floor.
Jacked off in a bathroom stall pretty much daily in ninth and tenth grades.
held a knife to a guy's throat in 7th grade
jesus christ I was f**ked up
I jacked off in an empty lecture room in Turlington Plaza at University of Florida.
I came onto the floor.
I was just f**king in there a few hours ago. Feels gross man.
white guy here
i stole a bunch of holographic pokemon cards from a ni**er in 4th grade, f**k your stereotypes
Mostly pretty dull. I did spend part of my 12th grade year as a male prostitute. Got kicked out by my parents after an argument, you see.
Who would actually hire a male hooker?
I shat myself in 13th grade
Who would actually hire a male hooker?
It was mostly old men and landwhales. There was a cute girl who wanted to lose her virginity, though. I was lucky enough to get that privilege.
Set fire to some bins a couple of times never got caught, sold lighters, lighter fluid, grinders, non duty paid f**s etc. Made a healthy profit from that but someone ratted on us friend almost got suspended, nothing happened to me because they could pin anything down in me
Set fire to some bins a couple of times never got caught, sold lighters, lighter fluid, grinders, non duty paid f**s etc. Made a healthy profit from that but someone ratted on us friend almost got suspended, nothing happened to me because they could pin anything down in me
Would you be so kind as to go into detail on these "grinders"?
Would you be so kind as to go into detail on these "grinders"?
This is what I think he means
Would you be so kind as to go into detail on these "grinders"?
For grinding up cannabis, can get some nice looking ones.
Also sold fake ids to people, good profit maker
I don't believe that grinder is "slang" for something that grinds.
I don't believe that grinder is "slang" for something that grinds.
Depends on your location, here in the UK just seems to be what there called
I don't believe that grinder is "slang" for something that grinds.
Yeah, worded my post wrong. I wasn't sure if it was a slang term for something, or actually for grinding.
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
>dyed his hair blonde
Became Super Saiyan
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
You sound like a gigantic fa**ot
In kindergarten I got locked in the bathroom. My teacher said "just turn the knob lol" and I was like "GODDAMNIT WOMAN I AM TURNING THE KNOB YOU BITCH BUT IT WON'T GODDAMN OPEN."
In 8th grade I saw a black person for the first time.
In 9th grade a fat senior stalked me. I skipped a few days because she was scary.
In 10th, I was some crazy bastard with batsh*t insane world views, yet somehow attracted a lot of girls. I was socially awkward, so I pushed myself away from them.
In 12th I groped titties.
ITT: Underage kids brag about their schooling exploits.
>dyed his hair blonde
Became Super Saiyan
As well, the kid freaked out whenever someone drew pictures of a dbz character beating a naruto character. Every day at lunch we'd hand him a note with Goku punching Naruto or something stupid and he'd freak the f**k out. It was probably the dumbest thing I've ever taken part in xD
One weird memory was in high school I had a extremely hot drama teacher even sexier than all the girls my age and the drama class had to finish the folio to be sent away next week so we were sent to a classroom instead of the drama theatre.5 minutes into the lesson the hot teacher asked me to go to the theatre and get her the essays left there and her cup of tea.When I got there the theatre was empty so for some reason my creepiness took over and I started wanking and eventually jacked off into her tea.When I arrived back I gave her her cup of tea and with a smile on her face she said "thank you" and drank my cum.
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
>> Pokemon Diamond
that came out a year ago.How old are you?
bump for moar stories
cant remember it in school years, but age 10 i saw a "special" student peeing with her trousers(they werent allowed skirts) round her ankles while standing, that amazed me for the rest of the day.
age 13, set fire to a dead deer that must have stumbled on to the school grounds before dying. petrol and old tractor tires were used, huge plume of black smoke and the smell of rotten burnt meat lingered the school for the next 4 hours.
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
>>hated DBZ
>>was called Kakarot
>>dyed his hair blond
lol you cant make that sh*t up
One weird memory was in high school I had a extremely hot drama teacher even sexier than all the girls my age and the drama class had to finish the folio to be sent away next week so we were sent to a classroom instead of the drama theatre.5 minutes into the lesson the hot teacher asked me to go to the theatre and get her the essays left there and her cup of tea.When I got there the theatre was empty so for some reason my creepiness took over and I started wanking and eventually jacked off into her tea.When I arrived back I gave her her cup of tea and with a smile on her face she said "thank you" and drank my cum.
I hope you mixed that in well.
I hope you mixed that in well.
used a pen on her desk no way was I touching my own jizz
Pre-K- Class hussy. 'Dated' a cute little boy with long eyelashes and a heart condition.
1st grade- Got my black sparkly crayon stolen by a black kid. He said he was entitled to it because he was black.
2nd grade- Puked chocolate pop tarts on some girl's math quiz. You could see the white sprinkles.
3rd grade- Was seated next to some girl with lice and contracted it.
5th grade- Was called stupid by a scumbag because I was shy. Cried.
7th grade- Snuck out during lunch hour and got high.
8th grade- Someone spread rumors of me being a lesbian.
11th grade- Two of my best friends got pregnant. Also, got suspended for attending a protest.
12 grade- Got sick, spent the first half of the year in and out of the hospital.
in my old school they had like regular kids mixed with retards and once at lunch break in the cafeteria I saw two male down-syndrome kids kiss with tongues and hold hands...the school went silent a teacher had to break them up, sh*t was so f**ked up.. yet hilarious
I don't remember years exactly, I think I've tried to block most of it out. I moved and changed schools a lot. Only skipped class once.
I think the most memorable year I had was in third (or second?) grade. I beat up a kid for making fun of my best friend. Ripped his shirt and punched the back of his head a few times - most of the kids in school were scared of me after that. Got In School Suspension and Out-of-School Suspension a few times that year, too, as well as child services called on my mom because she was an abusive bitch.
Nothing too exciting happened in high school because my mom is a controlling psycho and wouldn't let me have a social life (ie: go to school, come straight home, no friends or phone calls, and if I deviated I got the sh*t beat out of me.) I was pretty much a shut-in during those years and completely ignored everyone. I got sent to a wilderness program & a therapeutic boarding school right before I turned 17. Way too much happened there for me to write it out properly within the next 20 minutes.
My grade-school years sucked. College has been good to me so far.
>> Pokemon Diamond
that came out a year ago.How old are you?
>came out a year ago
It came out in 2007, sir.
I got a lifelong nickname of rabbit because I was a huge eminem fan
I guess...:
Aged 18: Sold Weed, MDMA, Coke, Speed, Ecstasy(Pills), Ketamine.
Cut all my products to sh*t.
Took too much of my own product.
E.g.: I bought around 50g of MDMA for 15pounds a gram, considering i sell it at 40 pounds a gram, a very good deal. I only broke even on this venture.
Dont take drugs and sell drugs!
14, just started smoking hash
-In 1st grade, there were a bunch of us kids, even the girls (wtf?) who made fun of this kid named Daniel because he had a massive forehead. It was pretty mean and he eventually moved away. Feels bad man. He's probably a regular beetard by now.
-Saw a kid throw up in 2nd grade. Nothing too spectacular.
-6th grade: I was bullied by this skinny white guy. One day, I punched him in the face in front of a bunch of 11th/12th graders and got suspended. It was worth it, though.
-Had a racist teacher in 7th grade who absolutely HATED Mexicans and Asians. It was lulz because she was black.
-In 8th grade, I had a hippie lady teacher with hairy armpits.
-10th grade; one of my friends admitted she was having sex with one of our teachers. This guy was fresh out of college and is still a teacher at my old high school.
-11th/12th grade-nothing interesting
I don't remember years exactly, I think I've tried to block most of it out. I moved and changed schools a lot. Only skipped class once.
I think the most memorable year I had was in third (or second?) grade. I beat up a kid for making fun of my best friend. Ripped his shirt and punched the back of his head a few times - most of the kids in school were scared of me after that. Got In School Suspension and Out-of-School Suspension a few times that year, too, as well as child services called on my mom because she was an abusive bitch.
Nothing too exciting happened in high school because my mom is a controlling psycho and wouldn't let me have a social life (ie: go to school, come straight home, no friends or phone calls, and if I deviated I got the sh*t beat out of me.) I was pretty much a shut-in during those years and completely ignored everyone. I got sent to a wilderness program & a therapeutic boarding school right before I turned 17. Way too much happened there for me to write it out properly within the next 20 minutes.
My grade-school years sucked. College has been good to me so far.
>in high school
>I got the sh*t beat out of me
By your mother? You f**king pu**y.
>in high school
>I got the sh*t beat out of me
By your mother? You f**king pu**y.
Oh yeah. Forgot to mention I'm also a girl. Also, she's a good 8 inches taller & 100lbs heavier than I am.
Kindergarten: Napped, hid sandwiches I didn't like around various spots in the room for the lulz
Grade 1: Had a sweet teacher, very tech savvy, might have been a beetard. Sometime he brought in random farm animals to show us for the hell of it.
Grade 2: Had some crazy ass feminist teacher, freaked out on us when we knocked over some project she was working on
Grade 3: Learned times tables, took a test to see if I was "gifted". Test had long division on it, hadn't been taught long division yet, looked like an idiot.
Grade 4: Memorable year. Punched out some kid who made fun of my recently deceased aunt. Won student of the year, even though my teacher HATED me. Had some girl who knocked over desks and and screamed frequently.
Grade 5: Had a teacher with speakers in her room and one of those headsets, learned cursive.
Grade 6: Hot teacher, moved and changed schools at Christmas, didn't fit in, got bullied.
Grade 7: Blur
Grade 8: Blur, started to fit in more, grad (lol)
Grade 9: Blur, looked like a fa**ot
Grade 10: Got into world of warcraft, looked like a fa**ot
Grade 11: Still WoW, still look like a fa**ot
Grade 12: Stop WoW, start drinking and going out, cut my hair. Make a bunch of new friends. Get rejected from university
Grade 13 (this year): Start caring about school, have good marks, definitely getting into Uni this year. Also lost virginity to a super hot girl. and yeah that's it
Age 22: F**k me I just pissed myself laughing at OP's pic.
let's get some more stories in here, I like where this is going
pre k -bullied by an older girl, saw her crying one day, was nice to her, she beat me up the next day.
k- stabbed my best friend in the back with a pencil o.O
2nd - was accused of choking some girl.
3rd - peed my pants T_T
7th - got caught smoking in the bathroom
8th - in and out of the loony bin
9th - skipped school
10th - skipped school
11th - stopped skipping school
12th - got a marijuanna fine... this is still pending T_T
Hmm. this is generally in order for youngest to oldest, but bear with me here
-kindergarten: i was nicknamed ''kissy boy'' because i
kissed everyone.
-grade 4-6 ish: forced some people to hang out with me/followed a group of guys. eventually they got fed up with me and told me they hated me, and i was crushed.
-grade 6: i childishly got mad at aforementionned group of friends and i tried to take a swing at them, but one of them grabbed my neck and threw me on the ground. i was just crying and sitting there
-grade 4 ish: same group of friends, one of them totally got me with the "if your hands are bigger than your face you have cancer" thing and i ran away from them crying and in a this sort of foresty bush thing. they all just stood on the outside of the bush looking at me. my mom drives past, gets out and tries to console me.
-in grade 8 i was sitting in a bus with my class and sitting right behind me this guy starts talking sh*t about me and whatever. so i turn around and backhand him right in the face. it felt pretty good
-grade 12: took a bunch of cough syrup and some mushrooms, ended up freaking out and called my mom at around 9 pm to come pick me up and that i was on drugs
-grade 10: date with friend of a friend. so god damn awkward, neither she nor i could think of a worthwhile thing to talk about. despite this, i go to some dance with her, still awkward. while dancing, somehow her sweaty armpit brushed up against my hand. no god damnit it wasnt the other way around
well im done remembering how much of a tool i was
lets never do this again web
Hmm. this is generally in order for youngest to oldest, but bear with me here
-kindergarten: i was nicknamed ''kissy boy'' because i
kissed everyone.
-grade 4-6 ish: forced some people to hang out with me/followed a group of guys. eventually they got fed up with me and told me they hated me, and i was crushed.
-grade 6: i childishly got mad at aforementionned group of friends and i tried to take a swing at them, but one of them grabbed my neck and threw me on the ground. i was just crying and sitting there
-grade 4 ish: same group of friends, one of them totally got me with the "if your hands are bigger than your face you have cancer" thing and i ran away from them crying and in a this sort of foresty bush thing. they all just stood on the outside of the bush looking at me. my mom drives past, gets out and tries to console me.
-in grade 8 i was sitting in a bus with my class and sitting right behind me this guy starts talking sh*t about me and whatever. so i turn around and backhand him right in the face. it felt pretty good
-grade 12: took a bunch of cough syrup and some mushrooms, ended up freaking out and called my mom at around 9 pm to come pick me up and that i was on drugs
-grade 10: date with friend of a friend. so god damn awkward, neither she nor i could think of a worthwhile thing to talk about. despite this, i go to some dance with her, still awkward. while dancing, somehow her sweaty armpit brushed up against my hand. no god damnit it wasnt the other way around
well im done remembering how much of a tool i was
lets never do this again web
oh wait i forgot in grade 6 i got stabbed with a pencil by some guy
ITT: Sh*t we did or experienced during our school years. I'll start.
Preschool: I shat my pants during naptime when I was sleeping. I remember running to the bathroom, but not what happened afterward.
2nd grade: I got tattled on by a ni**er because he thought that Buick was a bad word. He told the teacher I swore and I got in trouble.
4th grade: A ni**er really did steal my bike. He was in 5th grade and just took off with it after school. My parents didn't do anything about it because the ni**er lived in a seedy part of town/possibly no parents. I never got that bike back.
7th grade: New building opening on campus. I immediately went in during recess when nobody was there and jacked off in one of the stalls and came all over the wall.
9th grade: I went into one of the school bathroom only to see almost every inch of one of the stalls smeared in feces. It was all over the toilet, the walls, and the ground. Mind you, this bathroom was right next to the special ed rooms.
11th grade: One of my teachers got busted for CP. He had a sh*t ton of it on the school computer and the police had to confiscate it. Because of that, we had no yearbooks for that year because he was in charge of making them (all the school pics were on that computer). Many lulz were had. Also, sucked hard for the seniors.
12th grade: Became a TA for my science teacher. Caught a kid fapping in the closet when I was supposed to get glass jars or some sh*t.
tl;dr I had a pretty average school experience. I'm sure many of you have better stories.
pic related, it was my face when I caught that kid fapping in the closet
hrmmmmmmmmmmm
prek- had this turtle sandbox with a shell and me and a few other sides got another get to go ina nd sat on it for a while
k-Pretty sure I stole toys from other kids
1-6?? We had this crazy sh*t kid who couldnt speak correctly (all his words sounded like ugh haahuauh afgd) and he pulled on some kids ear until it bled and sh*t like that. Also sh*t my pants in like 5th grade, noone noticed lulz
7.....hrm......
F**k this sh*t i dont remember
11th grade some drugdealer moved to our school thou, gave out free estascy
-In 1st grade, there were a bunch of us kids, even the girls (wtf?) who made fun of this kid named Daniel because he had a massive forehead. It was pretty mean and he eventually moved away. Feels bad man. He's probably a regular beetard by now.
-Saw a kid throw up in 2nd grade. Nothing too spectacular.
-6th grade: I was bullied by this skinny white guy. One day, I punched him in the face in front of a bunch of 11th/12th graders and got suspended. It was worth it, though.
-Had a racist teacher in 7th grade who absolutely HATED Mexicans and Asians. It was lulz because she was black.
-In 8th grade, I had a hippie lady teacher with hairy armpits.
-10th grade; one of my friends admitted she was having sex with one of our teachers. This guy was fresh out of college and is still a teacher at my old high school.
-11th/12th grade-nothing interesting
Samef** here. More stories:
-6th grade: stupid kids began swearing and not knowing what the words meant. This one kid called my homeroom teacher a badass mofo in front of her (because she was usually cool and talked to us). She went apesh*t and lectured the class for the remainder of the period. I tried so hard holding back laughter.
8th/9th? grade: I saw the most epic graffiti in my life on the concrete wall of the school's basketball court. It was of Mario getting a blow job from Luigi crudely sprayed with black ink and was absolutely hueg.
-10th grade: got cut from the junior varsity football team because my grades were too low
-11th grade: Our whole class almost got run over by a crazy WOMAN driver who plowed through the intersection during one of our field trips walking to an art display.
6th grade - I stole my principal's car keys and threw them in a lake.
Got expelled.
The reform school they sent me to sucked. It was full of ni**ers. I threw a brick at some loudmouth fatf**k ni**er's head and went to prison.
But everything ended up going better than expected.
In grade 3 I wrote a note (I'm a girl btw) to another girl that said 'Trent humped Cheyenne'. The girl I wrote it to put it in her locker instead of throwing it away. At the end of the year, our teacher went through our lockers and found it and gave the whole class a lecture about sex.
In grade 9, my friend and I were caught with yaoi.
Also, in kindergarten I believe, not in school but my mom made me go to bible school one day and the teacher in there wouldn't let me go to the bathroom so I pissed myself.
Preschool: We had squirt bottle water fights outside and it was really lame so I took a nearby hose and blasted a kid with it for a good 30 seconds. I got in trouble and the kid was crying for the whole day. felt good man
f**k man, I'm 32 and I can't remember sh*t past 12 grade. Feel old man
I was just f**king in there a few hours ago. Feels gross man.
It was in room L005 i think, maybe L011. In the back row, towards the right side when you walk in. In the center of that row.
Kindergarten: Got in trouble in the first week for smacking a black kid with one of those crazy african names.
1st grade: Teacher didn't like me because I called her a wh**re. Otherwise, passed.
2nd: Teacher was a family friend. E-z mode. Got glasses this year.
3rd: Same as 2nd year. Got into a fight in front of school with a black kid, put his head in a car's front window. suspended for 3 days, kid had to pay for window because he 'started it'.
4th. Nothing important.
5th. Nothing important.
6th. had to switch teachers because my first teacher had a miscarriage, made fun of it. Didn't know what a miscarriage was at the time, she flipped a sh*t, they moved me into a diff. class.
7th. Had a really big black lady for a teacher. She was nice. Brought us candy on fridays.
8th grade: Got suspended 3 weeks into first semester for picking a fight with a kid. Got into consecutive fights/suspensions to the point where I was a constant face in the office. Still 'graduated'.
9th. Nothing big.
10th. Got into a fight with two seniors halfway through the year, went ballistic. Hit one kid with a couple of chairs, almost hospitalized other kid. Had to get psychiatric evaluation+police reports were filed+suspended for a week. I"m on anti-rage medication now.
11th: nothing big
12th: got kept out of school because some kid had a hit-list and I was on it.
kindergarten: got a fever, died. I got better.
First grade: got a yellow piece of paper with a flower drawn on it and was told to color the flower yellow. Told the teacher it was pointless to color it yellow again.
Second grade: Drowned in a river. I got better.
Fourth grade: got into a fistfight with my teacher. He won ;_;
Fifth grade: cute girl let me play with her pu**y a bit.
Sixth grade: emotionally traumatized by my older half-sister and her friends. My little half sister is born.
Seventh grade: I got some pu**y I got some pu**y
Eighth grade: got into a fight with a ni**er and lost.
Ninth grade: I got more pu**y.
Tenth grade: I discovered the dubious joys of weed and women with loose morals. I got into a fight with a ni**er and won. His friends ganged up and beat me down the next day.
Junior year: got pu**y. got drugs. weed and speed diet. drank a lot. Got into fights. Got sent to live with my dad. didn't graduate HS, got a job instead. got two jobs. moved out.
got married at 20
got divorced at 21.
went to college at 22
completed at 24
got engaged at 25, got caught with her best friend and kicked out. Mother had a small stroke. Came home to fourteen year old half sister. got her drunk and took her cherry. (thanks, web!) moved out of state.
30: went back to college.
Kindergarten through 5th grade: Don't really remember, my long-term memory is kinda f**ked. I remember the school and the friends that I had, but that's about it. My best friend during this time was a girl named Lily. She wasn't especially pretty, but I didn't really care because we were like peas in a pod. I remember we would sit in the gravel during recess and just talk. Unfortunately she moved back to Georgia after elementary school and that was a pretty big deal for me at the time. I haven't talked to her since.
I also I remember this kid who would call me "Mill" instead of Will, because he thought it was funny. This really pissed me off as a kid. My friends during elementary school were the kids that would go on to be what you would call "preps" and "jocks." I didn't really talk to many girls during elementary school, and I think that even then I had social phobias. Other memories of elementary include coming in second in the History Bee (like the spelling bee except history, obviously). I remember that people came up to me and congratulated me, which felt pretty good. I also remember that I was in TAG (talented and gifted) and CML (continental math league). One year in 4th grade my home-base teacher left on pregnancy and a Japanese teacher taught us instead. She would make origami cranes and flaunt them in front of the class. I really wanted to learn how to make them. I think I asked her one day if she could teach me and she either denied me or flat out didn't respond. Either way, I was pissed that I couldn't learn how to make them, because they really fascinated me. A few years later I would learn how to make them.
2nd grade: stole all the pencil sharpeners in the classroom and hid them in my shoes.
5th grade: threw a dictionary at my teacher. I missed.
8th grade: threw a spoon at the headteacher and hit, got suspended. He was a complete Nazi.
10th grade: worked out how to bypass all the restrictions on school computer use, and demonstrated this to everyone else in the school. As far as I know, they still haven't realised this.
11th grade: did no work in lessons. Secretly studied like crazy.
13th grade: randomly had sex with two friends.
6-7th grade (middle school)
In 6th grade I made a lot of friends. Most all of them would go on to be my friends throughout the remainder of my middle/high school experience. We were the kids who didn't really fit into a clique. The normal kids, so to speak. Despite having lots of friends, social anxiety began to rear its ugly head during middle school. I would often imagine other people making fun of me behind my back and other things like that that would deteriorate my self confidence. Due to this anxiety, my grades began to drop somewhat, but I was still a pretty well-to-do kid. I really liked playing the trumpet in band, but the band teacher ruined it for me. In 7th grade I got braces and they made it hard for me to play, and eventually I quit band because of the instructor who was an a**hole, and the pressure to be in symphonic band (which was like an adviceanced band) rather than concert band. In hindsight I'm somewhat glad that I quit band. Some of my friends were "band kids" and I was beginning to fall in with them. Had I become a band kid I feel as if I would be a vastly different person today, you will see why in my next posts. Near the end of middle school (8th grade) my parents sent me to see a therapist because I was becoming temperamental. I was diagnosed with clinical depression, 14 years of age at the time.
Kindergarten:
Asked a ni**er why he talked stupid. (oh and I was the only white kid in the school. The Bronx)
1st:
Was teachers pet so I never got in trouble. Ni**er stated above, made fun of my friend (I think) so when the class was walking down the hall I swing him around like a hammer toss and let go. He was like 25ft away when he stopped sliding. Oh and I got mauled by a dog. In the face.
2nd:
Moved upstate. Had teacher that hated me because I was from the city. I got blamed for everything. Told my friend to tell "GIRL A" that I liked "GIRL B". He looks to GIRL B and says "Grug likes you" T_T. Broke my collar bone. Kid was poking my sling. So I decked him in the face.
3rd:
Learned cursive. Cried because I couldn't do it had first "Girlfriend" (Girl C)
4th:
Got put in a slower class because I didn't do homework. Hot teacher though.
5th:
Not much. Dog died. Cousin moved up. I break up with girl C
6th:
Some spic asked me who I liked. He said he wouldn't tell. I told. And he then foes up to her and tells her. Girl then hates me. I start reading about dragons. Am labeled weird.
7th:
Not much. Played pokemon during lunch. Labeled weirder. Start growing hair. Girl C moves away. Oh and I failed. Summer school :)
8th:
Meet my now 3 best friends. Had best science teacher EVAR. Old dude. Talked about life. English teacher hated me. He failed me. Summer school. This time I don't have a ride. So I have to ride my bike 11miles a day for 6weeks. Got epic leg muscles though.
9th
not much. Same friends were in my lunch. I started talking to girl B again. We became somewhat friends. Failed again. Took science in summer school. Repeated math. I got ride this time.
10th
...
kindergarten: got a fever, died. I got better.
First grade: got a yellow piece of paper with a flower drawn on it and was told to color the flower yellow. Told the teacher it was pointless to color it yellow again.
Second grade: Drowned in a river. I got better.
Fourth grade: got into a fistfight with my teacher. He won ;_;
Fifth grade: cute girl let me play with her pu**y a bit.
Sixth grade: emotionally traumatized by my older half-sister and her friends. My little half sister is born.
Seventh grade: I got some pu**y I got some pu**y
Eighth grade: got into a fight with a ni**er and lost.
Ninth grade: I got more pu**y.
Tenth grade: I discovered the dubious joys of weed and women with loose morals. I got into a fight with a ni**er and won. His friends ganged up and beat me down the next day.
Junior year: got pu**y. got drugs. weed and speed diet. drank a lot. Got into fights. Got sent to live with my dad. didn't graduate HS, got a job instead. got two jobs. moved out.
got married at 20
got divorced at 21.
went to college at 22
completed at 24
got engaged at 25, got caught with her best friend and kicked out. Mother had a small stroke. Came home to fourteen year old half sister. got her drunk and took her cherry. (thanks, web!) moved out of state.
30: went back to college.
if true....
>jesus.....
Cont.
10th
Not really much. Parents divorce. Mom gets cancer. :) Start socializing with a few girls. Introduce one of said 3 friends to girl B. They hit it off. Btw she got much hotter since 2nd grade. Inb4 Pedobear. Regret having them meet. Meh I know your lurking, friend, oh well. So far not failing. I'm still in 10th. Been on web since 2006-2007.
Bumping this thread up for the interest of the greater anon9000 community.
lol muted for 4 minutes
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
highschooler.... GTFO
K-12: Nothing interesting
Why is I getting MUTED!??!?
Elementary & Middle school: be that weird kid with only 2 or 3 friends.
Grade 9 and 10: be a metalheadf** who smokes weed ever day. Somehow get a gf. Break up with her shortly after
Grade 11: Not metalhead anymore, still smoking weed. Somehow another gf. Then i get into beef with this random black guy wtf.
Grade 12: I'm starting to think i am gay, wtf is wrong with me, oh well.
Grade
WHAT HAPPENED TO FALLIN' IN LOVE WITH A NIGGA WITH A BUS PASS?
JUST COS YOU LOVE THE NIGGA.
ITT: Everybody faps all over the goddamned place.
6th grade PE class-almost die from the amount of axe bodyspray in the locker room
I stabbed a black kid in 6th grade and he got in trouble. F**k yeah.
Let's see what I can come up with
Annoyed this one idiot, I think he had ADHD and Tourettes, he was way too dumb and every couple of seconds he would blink violently which really made his face scrunch up and was hilarious. He was obsessed with Naruto and hated DBZ so we all called him Kakarot. A few months later he dyed his hair blonde and we freaked out.
Some douchebag stole my DS with Pokemon Diamond in it, once I figured out it was him I got him to give me back the game plus a PSP. The PSP was broken but I managed to get some idiot to trade it for $100, which I later used to buy a DS Lite. A month later the thief thought everything was cool and asked me to hold his DS during gym, I just gave it to my friend and said someone stole it during my gym period. Payback's a bitch.
Dated some girl who cheated on me a week later, and also turned out to be pretty crazy. I made the entire school realize she was both psycho and a wh**re, everyone hated her and she got so depressed she started homeschooling.
Once during math class some preppy girl no one really liked was trying to talk to me. Usually I'd be nice to her, but this time I just said "You're really, really annoying. Honestly, I just wish you'd die. I truly wish you would just die." She was sheltered so that scared her pretty bad, but she shut up and she moved at the end of the year.
Not as great as some other posts but yeah.
Gahh I'd hate to be friends with you. Not because your so called hardcore attitude but you sound like a nerd wh STILL plays pokemon grow the f**k up
Gahh I'd hate to be friends with you. Not because your so called hardcore attitude but you sound like a nerd wh STILL plays pokemon grow the f**k up
I'm 27 and still play Pokemon
F**K YEAH SEAKING
Everything before 3rd Year is a blur.
3rd year: I get nicknamed 'Pedoboy' because I said that age of consent laws are stupid, and that anyone who CAN reproduce should be able to reproduce.
4th year: lose the nickname because I am everyone's dealer. Don't go to any parties because I hate them.
5th year: Lost my virginity to some drunk girl. That was the first and last party I ever went to.
6th year: Get average grades on everything except chemistry, at which I excelled. Stop dealing.
Pre-K: Be a total a**hole whom no one likes(Haters gonna hate)
Kindergarden: Still be an a**hole (I.E. Spoil everyones show and tell stuff)
1st grade: I don't remember
2nd grade: Have anxiety of taking sh*ts at school. Do it anyway because I have to
3rd grade: Start getting chubby. Be nicer to people become bros with this one guy, push someone down a flight of portable stairs
4th Grade: Humiliated just because of MLK day (F**king racist spic pricks)
5th grade: Get a girlfriend.. Sort of we'd go over to each others houses and read and kiss one time
6th grade: Talk to some fat chick because I know she has no self-esteem. Just friends though
7th grade: My friend Tony(Ultimate bro) and I hang out
8th: Get in fights
9th: Same as 8th but more intense, fall in love with some goth girl
10th: Ask out girl(Get rejected) Get bored in ISS and jack off, draw penises f**king everywhere with my friends because it was funny at the time
10th(Again I failed): Go to new school, get in band smoke weed everyday blah blah
I just got in 11th grade. FINALLY(Not underagedB& just stupid)
All I can remember at the moment is something that happened in 10th grade.
I was wearing a large, old pair of pants. In the middle of class the button fell off and the zipper was already broken. When class ended I made my way to the office (which was in another building) to get some safety pins. Half way there my pants fell down to my knees and about 100 people saw.
I'm 27 and still play Pokemon
F**K YEAH SEAKING
That's cool, is this you?
That's cool, is this you?
No. I'm black.
inb4 HURR DURR NI**ERS
Kindergarten: ate sandwiches everyday, played with my bros, and ate sand lol
1st grade: i stabbed my own hand with my pencil for the lulz during some classes i was pretty weird
2nd: English teacher loved me and thought i was really cute, she was like a loving (and really hot) aunt
3rd: Bullying start
4th. Nothing important.
5th. Bullying gets heavier, rich fa**ot kid gets suspended for bringing a gun to class
6th. bullying sucks hard, but i hang on to my bros and have a good time, get my best grade
7th. Get my first real crush, everyone spoils it and i become an embarrased bitch
8th grade: fa**ot placed a nail in my seat during chemistry class, it hurted like hell, he got suspended
9th. Get new haircut, dress better, start going to some parties, even though they suck, i get more friends
10th. Had my first GF we made out a lot, grabbed my first boob, she wanted me to take her virginity but i was a pu**y and declined
11th: nothing interesting
12th: get my second girlfriend, good times with bros, chronic depression begins after she leaves to study in another city and my bros leave to
meh
>Get smacked on head with baseball bat in pre K
>Somehow walked home 3 miles away
WHAT THE F**K HAPPENED
That's cool, is this you?
If it was him, he'd be the envy of tons of people because he's smarter than them and more skilled than anyone else at that tournament because he excels at a card game. Tons of people prefer strategic games, bro.
If it was him, he'd be the envy of tons of people because he's smarter than them and more skilled than anyone else at that tournament because he excels at a card game. Tons of people prefer strategic games, bro.
If it was him, he'd be the envy of tons of people because he's smarter than them and more skilled than anyone else at that tournament because he excels at a card game. Tons of people prefer strategic games, bro.
>Pokemon
> Strategic
HURR PIKACHU USE THUNDER ON THAT WATER POKEMON UNTIL IT DIES
One time, they were preparing for a dance or something in the gymnasium, so I slid inbetween the bleachers and the wall and pissed all over both of them.
>Pokemon
> Strategic
HURR PIKACHU USE THUNDER ON THAT WATER POKEMON UNTIL IT DIES
wut no
you use fire to grill the fish dumbass
>Pokemon
> Strategic
HURR PIKACHU USE THUNDER ON THAT WATER POKEMON UNTIL IT DIES
Thanks for proving my point that you don't know sh*t about it. Go back to GTA and pretend you're hardcore, thanks.
k: went to some french school in california for no f**king reason and didnt understand sh*t
1: america, f**k yeah!
2: met some weird kid, but he played ocarina of time so became friends
3: weird kid moved, asian guy and white guy moved to my school and became friends
4: played football and basketball and sh*t with people who turned into jocks later. white guy moved away
5: had a school meeting in the auditorium. let out the largest burp ever. it echoed at least 3 times. whole school turned and stared at me. asian dude moved away.
6: met a really really really short friend of a friend who was also one of the nicest people i knew. flirted (?) with blonde girl A who became super hot. moved her chair out from underneath her so she fell. stabbed her in the face with a pencil on accident.
7: met super hot scene girl year older than me. hung out tons at school. met super hot blonde girl B who i think liked me. scene girl randomly moved over spring break.
8: introduced blonde girl B to best friend. she then ignored me and was crazy over him. he didnt do anything about it, he wasnt sure if she was serious. let out the largest fart i've ever heard in my english class. both blonde girls in that class. turned to the guy behind me and pretended it was him.
9: both blonde girls went to different high school. came to classes super late everday. so chill. played little WoW over summer.
10: played more WoW over summer. girl liked me. i never asked her out. then she liked my best friend. actually i think she just wanted us both....
11: hardest classes of my life. met hot slightly scene girl year older than me. she liked me. i didnt know what to do. met cool guy in same class. friends. guy asked her out. she said yea. she texts me wondering why shes going out with him. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
Thanks for proving my point that you don't know sh*t about it. Go back to GTA and pretend you're hardcore, thanks.
go suck touhous diaper dick fa**ot
Thanks for proving my point that you don't know sh*t about it. Go back to GTA and pretend you're hardcore, thanks.
>plays mw2 daily
lolwut
"Can i have a bite of your apple please?"
YES IF U SHOW ME YOUR TITS
then i was dragged out of class and shouted at for 10minutes, then dragged back in. the teacher drew a circle on the floor with chalk and i had to sit in it all day.
could this be what started me off being sh*t with the girls?
year 3, britf** think i was 5 or something
3rd-4th grade: Had wars on the playground. Classes were split between two large groups of kids, and we kinda forgot why we were fighting each other. We'd whip each other with jumpropes and hit each other with sticks and we'd take empty chip bags from lunch and fill 'em up with sand and throw 'em at each other like grenades. It actually kinda hurt. I'm not making this up.
G7- Spent almost whole year being a stupid whiny fa**ot.
Grade 9: Spent first two-thirds of the year making out with and feeling up my then hot but slutty and stupid girlfriend. Also, punched a guy in the mouth in the act of sticking up for her.
k: went to some french school in california for no f**king reason and didnt understand sh*t
1: america, f**k yeah!
2: met some weird kid, but he played ocarina of time so became friends
3: weird kid moved, asian guy and white guy moved to my school and became friends
4: played football and basketball and sh*t with people who turned into jocks later. white guy moved away
5: had a school meeting in the auditorium. let out the largest burp ever. it echoed at least 3 times. whole school turned and stared at me. asian dude moved away.
6: met a really really really short friend of a friend who was also one of the nicest people i knew. flirted (?) with blonde girl A who became super hot. moved her chair out from underneath her so she fell. stabbed her in the face with a pencil on accident.
7: met super hot scene girl year older than me. hung out tons at school. met super hot blonde girl B who i think liked me. scene girl randomly moved over spring break.
8: introduced blonde girl B to best friend. she then ignored me and was crazy over him. he didnt do anything about it, he wasnt sure if she was serious. let out the largest fart i've ever heard in my english class. both blonde girls in that class. turned to the guy behind me and pretended it was him.
9: both blonde girls went to different high school. came to classes super late everday. so chill. played little WoW over summer.
10: played more WoW over summer. girl liked me. i never asked her out. then she liked my best friend. actually i think she just wanted us both....
11: hardest classes of my life. met hot slightly scene girl year older than me. she liked me. i didnt know what to do. met cool guy in same class. friends. guy asked her out. she said yea. she texts me wondering why shes going out with him. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
lols forgot these
1: principal retired, and teachers forced students to have a mini-goodbye ceremony. 4 kids had to carry a chair that he was sitting on, while he wore a crown holding a scepter. f**ked up sh*t.
also got super scraped up from slipping on gravel during basketball. bleeding from hip to ankle, all torn. went to nurse. she gave me two band-aids, and was like "oh noes! we dunz has teh gauze or sh*tz!"
2: new principal lectured kids. girls asked for her to tell them stories. she made them carry her la-z-boy chair all the way down to the basketball courts from her office. it was about 2,000 feet or so. she then sat down, and told them to leave her alone so she could sleep.
5: saw teacher making out with other teacher in a classroom on a weekend. that teacher made a kid cry. kid tried to kill himself by choking. teacher laughed, saying it was impossible. a**hole.
6: new principal at old school. he was gay. idk why this is funny.
8: principal at middle school (55 years old) has affair with super f**king hot PE teacher (25ish). he buys her a porsche or some sh*t. she gets divorced and marries him.
9: punched through window with my brother on the other side. glass flew about 20 feet. hand bled lots. brother uninjured. called best friend and he took me to hospital. super hot chick there who kept staring at me like i was a superstar cause skin on my hand was literally ripped off from the glass, and i was just holding it to my palm. lotsssssssss of blood. 13 or so stitches.
Ever since I played world of Warcraft in 6th grade i started to do less and less stuff. The dam game was addictive and fun as hell. Guess it must of caused me to become more of a shut in. But I liked WoW.
k: went to some french school in california for no f**king reason and didnt understand sh*t
1: america, f**k yeah!
2: met some weird kid, but he played ocarina of time so became friends
3: weird kid moved, asian guy and white guy moved to my school and became friends
4: played football and basketball and sh*t with people who turned into jocks later. white guy moved away
5: had a school meeting in the auditorium. let out the largest burp ever. it echoed at least 3 times. whole school turned and stared at me. asian dude moved away.
6: met a really really really short friend of a friend who was also one of the nicest people i knew. flirted (?) with blonde girl A who became super hot. moved her chair out from underneath her so she fell. stabbed her in the face with a pencil on accident.
7: met super hot scene girl year older than me. hung out tons at school. met super hot blonde girl B who i think liked me. scene girl randomly moved over spring break.
8: introduced blonde girl B to best friend. she then ignored me and was crazy over him. he didnt do anything about it, he wasnt sure if she was serious. let out the largest fart i've ever heard in my english class. both blonde girls in that class. turned to the guy behind me and pretended it was him.
9: both blonde girls went to different high school. came to classes super late everday. so chill. played little WoW over summer.
10: played more WoW over summer. girl liked me. i never asked her out. then she liked my best friend. actually i think she just wanted us both....
11: hardest classes of my life. met hot slightly scene girl year older than me. she liked me. i didnt know what to do. met cool guy in same class. friends. guy asked her out. she said yea. she texts me wondering why shes going out with him. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
haha and this
1: sh*t in my pants. walked over to sandbox and managed to drop it in, down my pantleg. covered it in thin layer of sand. saw kids playing in it after.
made me smile.
Ever since I played world of Warcraft in 6th grade i started to do less and less stuff. The dam game was addictive and fun as hell. Guess it must of caused me to become more of a shut in. But I liked WoW.
I swear to god, WoW makes you less active, gives you more acne, and makes you dumber in school.
did for me when i played. still havent recovered.
Everything before 3rd Year is a blur.
3rd year: I get nicknamed 'Pedoboy' because I said that age of consent laws are stupid, and that anyone who CAN reproduce should be able to reproduce.
4th year: lose the nickname because I am everyone's dealer. Don't go to any parties because I hate them.
5th year: Lost my virginity to some drunk girl. That was the first and last party I ever went to.
6th year: Get average grades on everything except chemistry, at which I excelled. Stop dealing.
Are you a Scotf**?
Preschool: I started talking! (I hardly spoke before preschool, which troubled my parents.)
Kindergarten: Went to school every other day. Sh*t was cash. Also, one time I we had a singalong/playalong with music in class with the teacher playing piano. At one point I saw that my shoelace was untied, so I stooped to tie it, but didn't want to stop smacking my blocks together with the song, so I started smacking one block on the table. The teacher became enraged and asked who did it, but I was too afraid to turn myself in. Thankfully, none of the other kids at the table turned me in.
1st Grade: The teacher was a witch.
2nd Grade: A watched a kid eat a piece of string and played that golf computer games for the mac.
3rd Grade: I cried over miserably failing a spelling test.
4th Grade: I was introduced to Pokemon. Things would never be the same again. For some reason all the girls wore bellbottoms in this year. There was this kind on the bus that would punch me in the stomach sometimes.
5th Grade: Read The Hatchet and learned about sex.
6th Grade: Basically a giant review of 5th grade. Easiest grade ever. Also, pokemon Gold/Silver came out!!
7th Grade: Nothing Special.
8th Grade: Got some awards for being awesome at math. Some kid got tied to the goalposts by the high school football team and was left out there for a short while.
9th Grade: Easy classes. Was miserable for most of the time. Got a cuncussion from football.
10th Grade: More miserableness.
11th Grade: Saw some kid in my grade get beat on by another for a short while before a bunch of other guys stopped the fight. They both got suspended for a short while.
12th Grade: Found web.
It's all underwhelming really. =/
k: went to some french school in california for no f**king reason and didnt understand sh*t
1: america, f**k yeah!
2: met some weird kid, but he played ocarina of time so became friends
3: weird kid moved, asian guy and white guy moved to my school and became friends
4: played football and basketball and sh*t with people who turned into jocks later. white guy moved away
5: had a school meeting in the auditorium. let out the largest burp ever. it echoed at least 3 times. whole school turned and stared at me. asian dude moved away.
6: met a really really really short friend of a friend who was also one of the nicest people i knew. flirted (?) with blonde girl A who became super hot. moved her chair out from underneath her so she fell. stabbed her in the face with a pencil on accident.
7: met super hot scene girl year older than me. hung out tons at school. met super hot blonde girl B who i think liked me. scene girl randomly moved over spring break.
8: introduced blonde girl B to best friend. she then ignored me and was crazy over him. he didnt do anything about it, he wasnt sure if she was serious. let out the largest fart i've ever heard in my english class. both blonde girls in that class. turned to the guy behind me and pretended it was him.
9: both blonde girls went to different high school. came to classes super late everday. so chill. played little WoW over summer.
10: played more WoW over summer. girl liked me. i never asked her out. then she liked my best friend. actually i think she just wanted us both....
11: hardest classes of my life. met hot slightly scene girl year older than me. she liked me. i didnt know what to do. met cool guy in same class. friends. guy asked her out. she said yea. she texts me wondering why shes going out with him. fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.
My god i forgot all the fun stuff.
7: reaaaaaally hot girl "fell" into me and i caught her. i was holding her for maybe 10 seconds. my hand was cupped over her boob. about 20 people were watching.
9: girl sat behind me on these bleachers one time.
7/10 hotness. shorts. no underwear. she was smiling at me. strangely creepy and hot at the same time. i still have no idea if she noticed or not.
10: sexy girl year under me was wearing really short shorts for this sort of PE/Conditioning class. she sat with her legs up on the grass 3 feet from me. no underwear. everyday for a year. surprisingly loose vag.
Man i totally forgot about all this sh*t. Ty web for letting me remember.
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