The lips don't lie

I'm so lonely that I buy beef tongue from the supermarket, put it in the hole in between my index finger and thumb and pretend I'm getting a french kiss.
Beat that.

I'm going to puke
wtf dude

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I don't think you actually do this
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I hope you don't actually do this
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Do you actually do this?

0/10.
failure.

You need to use more tongue

Please say that this is not true.

Works for blowjobs too.

I do this too, OP. It usually gets me hard :(

You're...kissing..
..a...dead cows tongue...
This is something else entirely, chaps.

But beef tongue is like...huge.

I'm so lonely that I buy beef tongue from the supermarket, put it in the hole in between my index finger and thumb and pretend I'm getting a french kiss.
Beat that.

another completely unique experience.

how big is a beefs tongue

You need to use more tongue

oh meh lol

So I won the ronery award already?
Did all the normal people start posting?

But lips on lips feels nothing like finger on lips.

So I won the ronery award already?
Did all the normal people start posting?

I'm not gonna win, but I've spent alot of time deluding myself that I don't need a relationship, so I never bothered to try to cope using things like that.

But lips on lips feels nothing like finger on lips.

But lips on lips feels nothing like finger on lips.

You can just put other meat over the fingers.

You can just put other meat over the fingers.

>implying meat feels like lips
wat