1) The best moment in our life thus far
2) and the worst moment
Cats are always related
1. When my virgin ass finally grew a pair to get to second base with a chick that very obviously liked me.
2. When a friend killed himself.
1) Sun filled boat ride on a clear blue lake in italy.
2) When I almost ruined the best relationship I've ever been in.
1. When I got 1st place in a tristate chess tourney when I was 12 :)
2. Realizing I could have gone to a good University, if I had applied to one, I didn't because my counselor told me I wouldn't get in.
F**K YOU Mr.Kind F**K YOU
1. When I got 1st place in a tristate chess tourney when I was 12 :)
2. Realizing I could have gone to a good University, if I had applied to one, I didn't because my counselor told me I wouldn't get in.
F**K YOU Mr.Kind F**K YOU
The reapply!!! :)
Best moment: Going back to college after dropping out in my first semester 6 years ago. Now I'm an honors student and get all kinds of scholarships to pay for my education. Throw this fact in casually after my parents had said I was too stupid for college, and that it was a waste of money
Worst Moment: When I was at a new years eve party with my girlfriend of two years and she was having sex with some random dude she was talking to at the party. It crushed my self esteem for four years and has still left me with irrational bouts of social anxiety. There are only 5 people that I actually consider my friends.
1) Being told "I love you" by my girlfriend for the first time
2) When my cousin and his best friend were murdered for no reason by a trigger happy bastard
1. When my virgin ass finally grew a pair to get to second base with a chick that very obviously liked me.
2. When a friend killed himself.
1) Being told "I love you" by my girlfriend for the first time
2) When my cousin and his best friend were murdered for no reason by a trigger happy bastard
My sympathies :(
You get a kitty
1. When I got a standing ovation after a concert I sang in.
2. When I was asked to sing at my friend's funeral and I was really drunk because... well, I only found out that week he was dead.
1) Standing at the front entrance to one of Saddam Hussein's busted war torn palaces.
2) Every day when I wake up and realize I'm still in the army, and I say to myself "God I hate my f**king life."
1) Standing at the front entrance to one of Saddam Hussein's busted war torn palaces.
2) Every day when I wake up and realize I'm still in the army, and I say to myself "God I hate my f**king life."
kind of cool but also sh*tty :-/ war benefits no one
1) Standing at the front entrance to one of Saddam Hussein's busted war torn palaces.
2) Every day when I wake up and realize I'm still in the army, and I say to myself "God I hate my f**king life."
Balles? Is that pronounced "balls" by any chance?
1. Having public sex with a smoking hot girl I just met 20 minutes ago.
2. breaking my neck
Best moment: Going back to college after dropping out in my first semester 6 years ago. Now I'm an honors student and get all kinds of scholarships to pay for my education. Throw this fact in casually after my parents had said I was too stupid for college, and that it was a waste of money
Worst Moment: When I was at a new years eve party with my girlfriend of two years and she was having sex with some random dude she was talking to at the party. It crushed my self esteem for four years and has still left me with irrational bouts of social anxiety. There are only 5 people that I actually consider my friends.
Bit of an update for anyone who cares, my dog of 16 years died not 15 minutes ago, he's still warm. This more than equals my girlfriend cheating on me as being a worst moment.
1. Having public sex with a smoking hot girl I just met 20 minutes ago.
2. breaking my neck
You broke your neck and you're still alive? o.0
You broke your neck and you're still alive? o.0
yeah. it doesnt kill you unless its the first vertebrae.
feels bad man
1. Having public sex with a smoking hot girl I just met 20 minutes ago.
2. breaking my neck
>public sex
>broken neck
are these two incidents related, per chance?
yeah. it doesnt kill you unless its the first vertebrae.
feels bad man
Bawww that sucks, feel better
Best: Being at Bonnaroo, on acid
Worst: Oh, but there's so many. When I tried to kill myself, probably.
Best: Being at Bonnaroo, on acid
Worst: Oh, but there's so many. When I tried to kill myself, probably.
How'd you try?
1. When I got a standing ovation after a concert I sang in.
2. When I was asked to sing at my friend's funeral and I was really drunk because... well, I only found out that week he was dead.
Oh God how did that go down? You didn't fall over or anything did you?
Oh God how did that go down? You didn't fall over or anything did you?
No, but there was an absolutely deafening silence after.
A few people came up to me after and said I had done really well, but I didn't do him justice and every day after that for about a year I hated myself for not singing better.
Damn, I miss him sometimes.
First time I managed to suck my own c**k would be the best moment.
Worst moment would be getting tazered, then handcuffed and then being beaten by the police, and then being charged with resisting arrest.
1) Standing at the front entrance to one of Saddam Hussein's busted war torn palaces.
2) Every day when I wake up and realize I'm still in the army, and I say to myself "God I hate my f**king life."
Your uniform makes you look fat. Just thought you should know.
How'd you try?
Nothing special, sleeping pills, vicodin, headache medicine, alcohol and water in a bath. I was mostly hoping to fall asleep and drown if the pills didn't get me, but I didn't, and ended up puking blood a few hours later.
Hey, How about we talk about:
1) The best moment in our life thus far
2) and the worst moment
Cats are always related
1. I was with my girlfriend and it started raining hard. It never rains here. She wanted to f**k in the rain outside on my friends lawn. I came in literally seconds. After I came she held me and started kissing me with such passion. Moment was good dude.
2. Lots of bad moments in life but maybe when that same girl admitted to me she f**ked another guy. Tore me up. Lots of emotions just made me f**ked up and confused about relationships.
1. Christmas Eve, holding hands with the best girlfriend I ever had, singing "Silent Night", then going home with her family to open presents under the tree.
2. When my dad told me he didn't love my mother anymore and that he had decided to leave.
1) Every time I fall asleep while cuddling with my husband and wake up in his arms.
2) When my mother passed away.
>best moment
1) When the girl whom I thought I was in love with and considered to be my dream girl told me she liked me back and was ready for a relationship after 8 months of friendzoning me.
>worst moment
2) When that same girl decided to break up with me because of her "commitment issues."
Best: I am thinking about it but I can't honestly point to a single best moment, I enjoy my life as it is and couldn't really ask for too much more.
Worst: Finding my father dead in a pool of his own blood after committing suicide by a rifle we had kept in the bedroom which we were planning on selling eventually, this came just 6 months after he had a stroke and he lost his ability to speak and move the left side of his body. I guess he just couldn't live with the state he had been reduced to.
1.) Hiking in New Mexico, one particular moment. We had reached a small portion of snow on our way up. The rest of my trek group took a break to have snowball fights and whatnot, I climbed up a small hill to the side of the path we were hiking on. And it was just this plateau, grass land with a couple small trees. No markings, no significance of this area at all. But, off in the distance were the Rockies, and this fog filled lowland between me and them.
I felt alone. Honestly and serenely alone. The moment would have no impression on anyone else, they were not me. This moment was mine. And I shivered, not from the cold, but from the realization that I had found an immensely personal beauty in my life, perhaps for the first time.
I can still see it in my head.
2.) Easy. Not even my years as a suicide bunny could match the pit I felt that day. The first time I ever saw my father cry. He was packed up, two suitcases, at the front door. He tried to smile, he tried very hard, but it cracked.
It cracked, and he burst into tears. He was on his knees, sobbing. I felt my father resolute, solid in his convictions, strong in every sense of the word. But he broke.
I...I HATED my mother for reducing him to this. I HATED her for her accusations, HATED her because it was over money. And, while I cried as my father cried, continued crying even as he drove away, I would not let myself forget that anger.
I can still see that in my head too.
It took a long time before I managed to let go of that anger, for her and for myself.
Surprisingly enough I never felt a similar fury towards any other woman, just her.
Your uniform makes you look fat. Just thought you should know.
derp I am fat. 6 ft 2 inch 195ish. D:
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