Today, for me:
>work in a sushi restaurant
>cute girl walks in
>asks about ordering take-out
>show her menu
>she asks if we have vegan sushi
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
Aren't California rolls vegan?
Aren't California rolls vegan?
It has 'crab extract', so no.
What? Why is that such an unbelievable question?
Sushi is fermented rice, man. It's entirely possible to form a vegan sushi roll.
Share your Are You F**king Serious moments anons.
Today, for me:
>work in a sushi restaurant
>cute girl walks in
>asks about ordering take-out
>show her menu
>she asks if we have vegan sushi
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
Mine takes place about 5 years ago. I was right out of high school.
>Working at gas station
>Ni**er walks up to me and asks how much cigarettes are
>I tell her prices but forgot to mention tax
>She buys Newports for $5.11--untaxed is like $4.60
>Ni**er screams about false adviceertising.
>talks to manager
>ni**er.
>ni**er.
>black ni**ers.
Ex-girlfriend
Me: So I was listening to the Who today
Her: Who are the Who?
Me: Personally, I don't like North by Northwest but like Alfred Hitchc**k and Cary Grant
Her: Who are they?
Me: So this is how Newton's second law of motion works..
Her: Newton's what?
What? Why is that such an unbelievable question?
Sushi is fermented rice, man. It's entirely possible to form a vegan sushi roll.
True. But most sushi restaurants use fish in most of their rolls, and so does the one I work at. And vegan sushi restaurants are pretty obnoxious about proclaiming it.
hmm.... and i presume this includes babies?
What? Why is that such an unbelievable question?
Sushi is fermented rice, man. It's entirely possible to form a vegan sushi roll.
This, surely Tofu, avocado and nori would qualify.
If she said sashimi it might be a bit weird, but sushi?
True. But most sushi restaurants use fish in most of their rolls, and so does the one I work at. And vegan sushi restaurants are pretty obnoxious about proclaiming it.
So, she was asking because it was possible but not guaranteed.
Her question was 100% reasonable.
I don't like fish either but I do enjoy vegan sushi. I just prefer veggies, get over it.
>We're all high
>Friends girlfriend asks if mushrooms are a fungi
>we all laugh
>Bring it up in the morning
>"No really, are they?"
>Get a phone call from friend
>"I had to call you to tell you just how stupid she is"
>"She asked me what the holocaust was"
>I cry with laughter for an hour
I don't like fish either but I do enjoy vegan sushi. I just prefer veggies, get over it.
So, she was asking because it was possible but not guaranteed.
Her question was 100% reasonable.
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True. But most sushi restaurants use fish in most of their rolls, and so does the one I work at. And vegan sushi restaurants are pretty obnoxious about proclaiming it.
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Yes, I get it. I already read that post. That's why I replied to it.
kappa roll, inari, yam roll. and vegetable rolls of various kinds, also avocado roll and if you make it yourself you can put whatever the hell else you want in it. vegan here and I like sushi just fine. I could probably lice just off of kappa and inari for the rest of my life if I had to.
kappa btw is cucumber, why they are names after those turtle creatures I'm not really sure, but for some reason there's an association. also inari is sweet bean curd, which sounds disgusting, the words "curd" and "curdled" have always made me kind of uncomfortable, like the word "moist" but that stuff is srs delicious.
I said to someone "I got the new pink floyd cd" (it was dark side of the moon) and they said "what is a pink floyd?"
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Share your Are You F**king Serious moments anons.
Today, for me:
>work in a sushi restaurant
>cute girl walks in
>asks about ordering take-out
>show her menu
>she asks if we have vegan sushi
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
I'm a big fan of "Idaho Maki" (sweet potato sushi). Comes warm with a sweet soy sauce drizzled on it. Mmmm...
(May not be served everywhere.)
>We're all high
>Friends girlfriend asks if mushrooms are a fungi
>we all laugh
>Bring it up in the morning
>"No really, are they?"
>Get a phone call from friend
>"I had to call you to tell you just how stupid she is"
>"She asked me what the holocaust was"
>I cry with laughter for an hour
>say "a fungi" in a thread complaining about someone else's stupidity
Share your Are You F**king Serious moments anons.
Today, for me:
>work in a sushi restaurant
>cute girl walks in
>asks about ordering take-out
>show her menu
>she asks if we have vegan sushi
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
WOW OP
Hows it feel to derail your thread own thread before it's even actually begun? Must be rough on the ego.
kappa roll, inari, yam roll. and vegetable rolls of various kinds, also avocado roll and if you make it yourself you can put whatever the hell else you want in it. vegan here and I like sushi just fine. I could probably lice just off of kappa and inari for the rest of my life if I had to.
kappa btw is cucumber, why they are names after those turtle creatures I'm not really sure, but for some reason there's an association. also inari is sweet bean curd, which sounds disgusting, the words "curd" and "curdled" have always made me kind of uncomfortable, like the word "moist" but that stuff is srs delicious.
you're supposed to give a kappa a cucumber with your name carved in it so it doesn't kill you.
kappa roll, inari, yam roll. and vegetable rolls of various kinds, also avocado roll and if you make it yourself you can put whatever the hell else you want in it. vegan here and I like sushi just fine. I could probably lice just off of kappa and inari for the rest of my life if I had to.
kappa btw is cucumber, why they are names after those turtle creatures I'm not really sure, but for some reason there's an association. also inari is sweet bean curd, which sounds disgusting, the words "curd" and "curdled" have always made me kind of uncomfortable, like the word "moist" but that stuff is srs delicious.
>kappa btw is cucumber, why they are names after those turtle creatures I'm not really sure, but for some reason there's an association
IT'S BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO INSCRIBE THE NAMES OF ALL YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS ON THE CUCUMBER AND THEN THROW IT IN THE LAKE TO APPEASE THE F**KING KAPPA SO IT DOESN'T KILL EVERYONE YOU LOVE. THAT'S THE ASSOCIATION.
>7th grade english, making fun of stupid narutard kid
>kid gets pissed off
>"YEAH, WELL I HOPE YOU GET STD!"
>"...STD?"
>"YEAH. IT STANDS FOR SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE."
>"You realize STD is just a term for all diseases that can be transmitted sexually, right?"
>"BULLSH*T STD IS A DISEASE"
>laughing to the point of tears for the rest of the class period
I typed all of the narutard's sentences in caps because he yelled everything.
moron in class asks what happened if the radius is negative in a spherical coordinate system
jesus christ, morons
>7th grade english, making fun of stupid narutard kid
>kid gets pissed off
>"YEAH, WELL I HOPE YOU GET STD!"
>"...STD?"
>"YEAH. IT STANDS FOR SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE."
>"You realize STD is just a term for all diseases that can be transmitted sexually, right?"
>"BULLSH*T STD IS A DISEASE"
>laughing to the point of tears for the rest of the class period
I typed all of the narutard's sentences in caps because he yelled everything.
Forgot, same kid started bragging about having ED until someone explained to him that it's a bad thing. Also brought a switchblade comb to school pretending to have a switchblade knife until the principal was called in and he broke down crying.
>7th grade english, making fun of stupid narutard kid
>kid gets pissed off
>"YEAH, WELL I HOPE YOU GET STD!"
>"...STD?"
>"YEAH. IT STANDS FOR SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE."
>"You realize STD is just a term for all diseases that can be transmitted sexually, right?"
>"BULLSH*T STD IS A DISEASE"
>laughing to the point of tears for the rest of the class period
I typed all of the narutard's sentences in caps because he yelled everything.
pretty funny, a kid in my english class that reminds me of this one asked what castration was...
I don't like fish either but I do enjoy vegan sushi. I just prefer veggies, get over it.
Vegan is not vegetarian. If you are a vegan, you don't drink milk, eat eggs, fish, or anything that even remotely comes from an animal.
Vegan is not vegetarian. If you are a vegan, you don't drink milk, eat eggs, fish, or anything that even remotely comes from an animal.
Wow. I wonder what their suicide rate is like.
>Teacher tries to push liberal agenda by teaching about "Global warming"
>I bring up how the earth hasn't had a temperature rise since 1998.
>also how most carbon dioxcide emitted are from non-human sources, I.E. Volcanos, Cows, ect..
>Teacher ignores facts and shows "An Inconvient Truth"
>7th grade english, making fun of stupid narutard kid
>kid gets pissed off
>"YEAH, WELL I HOPE YOU GET STD!"
>"...STD?"
>"YEAH. IT STANDS FOR SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE."
>"You realize STD is just a term for all diseases that can be transmitted sexually, right?"
>"BULLSH*T STD IS A DISEASE"
>laughing to the point of tears for the rest of the class period
I typed all of the narutard's sentences in caps because he yelled everything.
>7th grade
>Narutard
>Underage b&
>Teacher tries to push liberal agenda by teaching about "Global warming"
>I bring up how the earth hasn't had a temperature rise since 1998.
>also how most carbon dioxcide emitted are from non-human sources, I.E. Volcanos, Cows, ect..
>Teacher ignores facts and shows "An Inconvient Truth"
Oh god, I've always hated f**s like you. Worst possible type of classmate.
>We're all high
>Friends girlfriend asks if mushrooms are a fungi
>we all laugh
>Bring it up in the morning
>"No really, are they?"
>Get a phone call from friend
>"I had to call you to tell you just how stupid she is"
>"She asked me what the holocaust was"
>I cry with laughter for an hour
I don't get it.
Is it funny because she thought they were a fungi or because she didn't know they were a fungi?
Because in the first scenario she's right and in the second scenario it really isn't that funny.
I said to someone "I got the new pink floyd cd" (it was dark side of the moon) and they said "what is a pink floyd?"
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>dark side of the moon
>new
>Teacher tries to push liberal agenda by teaching about "Global warming"
>I bring up how the earth hasn't had a temperature rise since 1998.
>also how most carbon dioxcide emitted are from non-human sources, I.E. Volcanos, Cows, ect..
>Teacher ignores facts and shows "An Inconvient Truth"
>Implying that cows aren't forcefully bred by humans for the purpose of food and that naturally they would have a much lower population count, so this source would be considered a result of human activity
I said to someone "I got the new pink floyd cd" (it was dark side of the moon) and they said "what is a pink floyd?"
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>the new pink floyd cd
>dark side of the moon
Here is my Are You F**king Serious moment
>Teacher tries to push liberal agenda by teaching about "Global warming"
>I bring up how the earth hasn't had a temperature rise since 1998.
>also how most carbon dioxcide emitted are from non-human sources, I.E. Volcanos, Cows, ect..
>Teacher ignores facts and shows "An Inconvient Truth"
God, I hope she failed you.
>the new pink floyd cd
>dark side of the moon
Here is my Are You F**king Serious moment
I didn't say it was recent
>Teacher tries to push liberal agenda by teaching about "Global warming"
>I bring up how the earth hasn't had a temperature rise since 1998.
>also how most carbon dioxcide emitted are from non-human sources, I.E. Volcanos, Cows, ect..
>Teacher ignores facts and shows "An Inconvient Truth"
Hi Liz. Get the f**k off anonymous.
I don't get it.
Is it funny because she thought they were a fungi or because she didn't know they were a fungi?
Because in the first scenario she's right and in the second scenario it really isn't that funny.
Because she didn't know.
I didn't say it was recent
If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable. However, the word "new" in that pure form means very recently released. Sorry, bro, but you made yourself sound f**kall stupid.
I said to someone "I got the new pink floyd cd" (it was dark side of the moon) and they said "what is a pink floyd?"
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
You have to be at least 50. What the f**k are you doing here?
If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable. However, the word "new" in that pure form means very recently released. Sorry, bro, but you made yourself sound f**kall stupid.
He never said that this exchange did not occur in 1973.
If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable. However, the word "new" in that pure form means very recently released. Sorry, bro, but you made yourself sound f**kall stupid.
I was quoting myself, why would I say "newest" in conversation. At the time it was new so I said NEW.
You have to be at least 50. What the f**k are you doing here?
I guess he is literally an oldf**
I guess he is literally an oldf**
Get back to bee, your kind isn't wanted here.
I was quoting myself, why would I say "newest" in conversation. At the time it was new so I said NEW.
If it was legitimately new (aka time travel into the 70's), then it's not much of a "are you f**king serious" situation. While it would be outrageous for someone to have not heard of Pink Floyd nowadays, back then it wouldn't have been such a big deal.
If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable. However, the word "new" in that pure form means very recently released. Sorry, bro, but you made yourself sound f**kall stupid.
>If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable
so being factually wrong is more acceptable than phrasing that bothers you?
inb4 the sh*t they released after the wall. the final cut sucks and the stuff without roger waters shouldn't even be called pink floyd
I said to someone "I got the new pink floyd cd" (it was dark side of the moon) and they said "what is a pink floyd?"
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>dark side of the moon
>new
I didn't say it was recent
If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable. However, the word "new" in that pure form means very recently released. Sorry, bro, but you made yourself sound f**kall stupid.
You have to be at least 50. What the f**k are you doing here?
He never said that this exchange did not occur in 1973.
I was quoting myself, why would I say "newest" in conversation. At the time it was new so I said NEW.
If it was legitimately new (aka time travel into the 70's), then it's not much of a "are you f**king serious" situation. While it would be outrageous for someone to have not heard of Pink Floyd nowadays, back then it wouldn't have been such a big deal.
>If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable
so being factually wrong is more acceptable than phrasing that bothers you?
inb4 the sh*t they released after the wall. the final cut sucks and the stuff without roger waters shouldn't even be called pink floyd
Sure is f**king /mu/ in here. Nobody gives a sh*t.
>7th grade
>Narutard
>Underage b&
The f**k? This kid was just a narutard before the term got popular. I don't know what kind of f**king school you went to but mine had 13 year olds in 7th grade and Naruto's been in english for over 5 years.
>Mexican guy taking computer make up class
>Has to answer a simple question
>Name the 5 oceans
>wuts an ocean?
>If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable
so being factually wrong is more acceptable than phrasing that bothers you?
inb4 the sh*t they released after the wall. the final cut sucks and the stuff without roger waters shouldn't even be called pink floyd
Quoting is different, fa**ot.
The f**k? This kid was just a narutard before the term got popular. I don't know what kind of f**king school you went to but mine had 13 year olds in 7th grade and Naruto's been in english for over 5 years.
underage tripf** = immediate b&
>spanish III (junior year of high school)
>girl with 4.125 GPA, 103% in this class
>mexican culture day
>"do they even HAVE schools in mexico?"
>senior year in highschool
>be a PA in a math class
>teacher being cool and doing other stuff other than math like trivias to make the kids have fun
>they do a geography trivia
>where is china?
>a pretty smart girl takes up the challenge
>can't locate china
>teacher finally shows her
>girl says "OH THE OTHER CHINA"
I said to someone "I got the new pink floyd cd" (it was dark side of the moon) and they said "what is a pink floyd?"
Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>dark side of the moon
>new
>the new pink floyd cd
>dark side of the moon
Here is my Are You F**king Serious moment
I didn't say it was recent
If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable. However, the word "new" in that pure form means very recently released. Sorry, bro, but you made yourself sound f**kall stupid.
You have to be at least 50. What the f**k are you doing here?
He never said that this exchange did not occur in 1973.
If it was legitimately new (aka time travel into the 70's), then it's not much of a "are you f**king serious" situation. While it would be outrageous for someone to have not heard of Pink Floyd nowadays, back then it wouldn't have been such a big deal.
>If you had said "newest," it would have been more acceptable
so being factually wrong is more acceptable than phrasing that bothers you?
inb4 the sh*t they released after the wall. the final cut sucks and the stuff without roger waters shouldn't even be called pink floyd
You all point out that Dark Side of the Moon is not new, and that he would have to have said this in 1973 for his statement to have been true.
But none of you morons point out that he said CD, and that DSOTM wasn't released on CD until 1988.
There was a girl in my biology class back in high school: total hottie, one of the smartest students in my grade, but also seemed to be missing a lot of common sense.
For extra credit, students could do a presentation on a rare genetic disease. One student presented a disease with the nickname "maple syrup urine" disease. The student explained that this name comes from the fact that one of the noticeable symptoms is when one's urine smells like maple syrup.
The ditzy girl raises her hand to ask, "Does it taste like maple syrup?"
She was serious.
>Teacher tries to push liberal agenda by teaching about "Global warming"
>I bring up how the earth hasn't had a temperature rise since 1998.
>also how most carbon dioxcide emitted are from non-human sources, I.E. Volcanos, Cows, ect..
>Teacher ignores facts and shows "An Inconvient Truth"
Shut up fa**ot and keep your opinions to yourself.
You just sound like a dickface talking like that.
>barback for hyper-arrogant man-child at bar
>end up picking up bartending slack while he idly chit-chats away
>do all dishes, stock cooler
>tells me to go home because "he doesn't need me, and didn't ask for me to work"
>agree and ask for my 20% tip-out for earnings thus far
>man child says "Oh, I don't tip-out dude"
>deathpalm.youref**ked
Share your Are You F**king Serious moments anons.
Today, for me:
>work in a sushi restaurant
>cute girl walks in
>asks about ordering take-out
>show her menu
>she asks if we have vegan sushi
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
kappa maki
you're trollin
Mine takes place about 5 years ago. I was right out of high school.
>Working at gas station
>Ni**er walks up to me and asks how much cigarettes are
>I tell her prices but forgot to mention tax
>She buys Newports for $5.11--untaxed is like $4.60
>Ni**er screams about false adviceertising.
>talks to manager
>ni**er.
>ni**er.
>black ni**ers.
>ni**er ni**er black ni**ers
I lol'd something serious.
>on busy 65 mph interstate loop doing 75 mph
>speedy guy / captain cool riding my ass
>merge into middle lane to let him pass
>dude merges right behind me
>guy blasts horn at me
>nearly rear-ends me before shooting off in the f**king exit lane at well over 100 mph
BTW to the anons arguing about dark side of the moon
He said he got the new pink floyd CD, which makes his whole post retarded.
Pink floyd was no longer a band when CDs became popular.
>spanish III (junior year of high school)
>girl with 4.125 GPA, 103% in this class
>mexican culture day
>"do they even HAVE schools in mexico?"
Actually, I have been to Mexico and been around Mexicans, and this is a very valid question.
To everyone ITT
Who gives a sh*t? Pink Floyd f**king sucks.
Actually, I have been to Mexico and been around Mexicans, and this is a very valid question.
yes they do.
Even somolia had schools before its government collapsed.
>live in Iceland and go on vacation to Disney World (Florida, USA)
>Icelandic flag pin on my backpack since I love my country
>someone asks "oh, what flag is that?"
>I respond "Iceland"
>"you mean like, the capital of Sweden?"
>"no, it's an independent country..."
>"oh, it must be tough living just on ice all year"
I was also traveling with my friend from Brunei Darussalam. Every time we went to the airport, the staff would take no less than 3 or 4 hours to check if the country on his passport was, in fact, real. The fact that there was Arabic letters on it made the situation even worse...
yes they do.
Even somolia had schools before its government collapsed.
That was a joke, playing on the fact that Mexicans are, by and large, functionally retarded.
Just like you, apparently.
>live in Iceland and go on vacation to Disney World (Florida, USA)
>Icelandic flag pin on my backpack since I love my country
>someone asks "oh, what flag is that?"
>I respond "Iceland"
>"you mean like, the capital of Sweden?"
>"no, it's an independent country..."
>"oh, it must be tough living just on ice all year"
I was also traveling with my friend from Brunei Darussalam. Every time we went to the airport, the staff would take no less than 3 or 4 hours to check if the country on his passport was, in fact, real. The fact that there was Arabic letters on it made the situation even worse...
This is what you get for being from obscure countries.
Next time reside from a top tier state.
That was a joke, playing on the fact that Mexicans are, by and large, functionally retarded.
Just like you, apparently.
It was a stupid joke. Just because I thought it was stupid doesn't mean I am not smart enough to get it.
To everyone ITT
Who gives a sh*t? Pink Floyd f**king sucks.
I love you.
loveloveanonlove.jpg
>live in Iceland and go on vacation to Disney World (Florida, USA)
>Icelandic flag pin on my backpack since I love my country
>someone asks "oh, what flag is that?"
>I respond "Iceland"
>"you mean like, the capital of Sweden?"
>"no, it's an independent country..."
>"oh, it must be tough living just on ice all year"
I was also traveling with my friend from Brunei Darussalam. Every time we went to the airport, the staff would take no less than 3 or 4 hours to check if the country on his passport was, in fact, real. The fact that there was Arabic letters on it made the situation even worse...
Goddamn it, people don't know that Brunei is a country? F**king hell. I'm an idiot and even I know that.
shut up retard sushi is not supposed to be rice with vegan piece of sh*t
This is what you get for being from obscure countries.
Next time reside from a top tier state.
>implying Iceland doesn't have the highest standard of living in the world, even after the financial crisis
It does get lonely being at the top...
shut up retard sushi is not supposed to be rice with vegan piece of sh*t
>Doesn't know the difference between sushi and sashimi
> Girl drops massive hints about liking you "that way"
> Says "You're the best you know" a lot
> Wants you to go visit for a 4 day weekend
> Go visit and try to make a move on her
> "Like you as a friend"
> wut
> ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
>implying Iceland doesn't have the highest standard of living in the world, even after the financial crisis
It does get lonely being at the top...
I've been to iceland.
Your entire population is retarded.
BRB OFF TO DRIVE TO NOWHERE.
OMG DONT TALK TO ME STRANGER.
This is what you get for being from obscure countries.
Next time reside from a top tier state.
...Iceland is an obscure country?
Oh, America.
>Girl I know is rabid Twilight freak
>Physically attacks people who call New Moon "Twilight 2" as a joke
>Calls herself a half-vampire half-werewolf
>Listens to Lady Gaga and sings along.
>Claims to be punk.
...Iceland is an obscure country?
Oh, America.
Holy f**king christ, you are one dumb virgin.
...Iceland is an obscure country?
Oh, America.
What reason do we have here to know what the icelandic flag is or what the weather is like there?
Ok quick Eurof**, tell me what it is like in ottowa or ohio.
Or quick describe bolivias flag for me.
you guys sure are pretentious motherf**kers.
>Doesn't know the difference between sushi and sashimi
>Implying he knows
>driving
>femme friend in passenger seat gives me a quizzical look
>"Is a coconut a fruit or vegetable?"
>...
>I crack a smile, waiting for her to say "jaykay!"
>...
>"OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE F**KING KIDDING ME!"
>girl says, "Stop judging me!"
What reason do we have here to know what the icelandic flag is or what the weather is like there?
Ok quick Eurof**, tell me what it is like in ottowa or ohio.
Or quick describe bolivias flag for me.
you guys sure are pretentious motherf**kers.
ITT: attempts to justify ignorance and xenophobia
*Scan item twice*
Me: Opps let me void that
Fat old bitch: YOU MADE A MISTAKE
Me: Dont worry I got rid of it
Fat old bitch: I GET IT FOR FREE
Me: Umm no thats only if the price is wrong
Fat old bitch: NO YOU MADE A MISTAKE I GET IT FOR FREE LOOK I HAVE SOMETHING SAYING I GET IT FOR FREE
She pulls out some word document sh*t. F**king idiot.
pretty funny, a kid in my english class that reminds me of this one asked what castration was...
You already told that story bro
>Implying he knows
I do, I eat at a japanese restaurant at least once a week.
I love getting marble sodas.
I always make sure to get kappa maki in soy paper cuz the sea weed is bad for my thyroid
>Mexican guy taking computer make up class
>Has to answer a simple question
>Name the 5 oceans
>wuts an ocean?
>implying he knows english
*Scan item twice*
Me: Opps let me void that
Fat old bitch: YOU MADE A MISTAKE
Me: Dont worry I got rid of it
Fat old bitch: I GET IT FOR FREE
Me: Umm no thats only if the price is wrong
Fat old bitch: NO YOU MADE A MISTAKE I GET IT FOR FREE LOOK I HAVE SOMETHING SAYING I GET IT FOR FREE
She pulls out some word document sh*t. F**king idiot.
that sh*t pisses me off.
I don't know how I was able to deal with that kind of tomf**kery for so long.
What reason do we have here to know what the icelandic flag is or what the weather is like there?
Ok quick Eurof**, tell me what it is like in ottowa or ohio.
Or quick describe bolivias flag for me.
you guys sure are pretentious motherf**kers.
>what the weather is like
>living in ice
No.
No.
>we're talking about magpies
>discussing how it's lucky if a magpie flies over and sh*ts on you
>girl says "don't be stupid magpies can't fly"
I do, I eat at a japanese restaurant at least once a week.
I love getting marble sodas.
I always make sure to get kappa maki in soy paper cuz the sea weed is bad for my thyroid
good for you, i have family in japan
You already told that story bro
Well you should have f**king posted in my thread
Bro works in a pub, tells me a cool story of customers over-reacting:
>barman fills up a glass of coke with about a mm of head
>female customer notices this and rudely demands that the drink be filled to it's maximum potential with only surface tension holding the contents in
>barman tells her that there is no point and that it's better to bring the drink back to her table if the glass is not completely full
>She escalates wildly in rudeness practically yelling all sorts of names at him
>Guy all-to-rightly tells her to cool her language down
>Woman sees this as a threat and picks up the glass and throws it at the barman hitting him in the head
>Men get barred for less and this same woman frequents the same pub
What do you want, women? Total equality or the right balance? Vote now cus that cake can't be held and eaten.
ITT: attempts to justify ignorance and xenophobia
So you don't know what bolivias flag is?
Or where ohio or ottowa are, or what it is like there?
Why? because they aren't A-list places.
I just happen to know that not everyone KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY PLACE.
Maybe they are ignorant of iceland, guess what, European, middle eastern and asian countries are not that important to people in North and South America.
I can however, name all of the canadian provences yet I live in chile.
So you don't know what bolivias flag is?
Or where ohio or ottowa are, or what it is like there?
Why? because they aren't A-list places.
I just happen to know that not everyone KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY PLACE.
Maybe they are ignorant of iceland, guess what, European, middle eastern and asian countries are not that important to people in North and South America.
I can however, name all of the canadian provences yet I live in chile.
People should know what Iceland is its pretty f**king blatent on the map.
Fair enough if you don't know San Marino or Lichtenstein but Iceland is one people tend to know unless they are real f**king ignorant and don't know any countries at all.
good for you, i have family in japan
I do, I eat at a japanese restaurant at least once a week.
I love getting marble sodas.
I always make sure to get kappa maki in soy paper cuz the sea weed is bad for my thyroid
>Implying he knows
>Doesn't know the difference between sushi and sashimi
shut up retard sushi is not supposed to be rice with vegan piece of sh*t
F**king weeaboo f**s. Nobody LIKES sushi. People just eat it because they wanna be all cultural and sh*t. F**k that nasty sh*t.
Also, no one cares if you have family in Japan. Unless you f**king live there for years and years, you don't know sh*t, so shut the f**k up.
>driving
>femme friend in passenger seat gives me a quizzical look
>"Is a coconut a fruit or vegetable?"
>...
>I crack a smile, waiting for her to say "jaykay!"
>...
>"OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE F**KING KIDDING ME!"
>girl says, "Stop judging me!"
A coconut is fruit.
...Iceland is an obscure country?
Oh, America.
any country that isn't america is obscure.
well, china i suppose, but that bubble is going to collapse within a few years.
F**king weeaboo f**s. Nobody LIKES sushi. People just eat it because they wanna be all cultural and sh*t. F**k that nasty sh*t.
Also, no one cares if you have family in Japan. Unless you f**king live there for years and years, you don't know sh*t, so shut the f**k up.
You lie, sushi is f**king delicious.
Bro works in a pub, tells me a cool story of customers over-reacting:
>barman fills up a glass of coke with about a mm of head
>female customer notices this and rudely demands that the drink be filled to it's maximum potential with only surface tension holding the contents in
>barman tells her that there is no point and that it's better to bring the drink back to her table if the glass is not completely full
>She escalates wildly in rudeness practically yelling all sorts of names at him
>Guy all-to-rightly tells her to cool her language down
>Woman sees this as a threat and picks up the glass and throws it at the barman hitting him in the head
>Men get barred for less and this same woman frequents the same pub
What do you want, women? Total equality or the right balance? Vote now cus that cake can't be held and eaten.
Take all the bitches out of a bar. What's left? Men. Do you go to bars to enjoy the company of guys? NO?! Shock!
>driving
>femme friend in passenger seat gives me a quizzical look
>"Is a coconut a fruit or vegetable?"
>...
>I crack a smile, waiting for her to say "jaykay!"
>...
>"OH YOU'VE GOT TO BE F**KING KIDDING ME!"
>girl says, "Stop judging me!"
To be fair, most people would wrongly identify it as a nut. If she knew this, then guessing that it is a fruit or vegetable is a valid assumption. Stop judging her you dick.
So you don't know what bolivias flag is?
Or where ohio or ottowa are, or what it is like there?
Why? because they aren't A-list places.
I just happen to know that not everyone KNOWS EVERYTHING ABOUT EVERY PLACE.
Maybe they are ignorant of iceland, guess what, European, middle eastern and asian countries are not that important to people in North and South America.
I can however, name all of the canadian provences yet I live in chile.
This has nothing to do with geographical knowledge. The person thought that Iceland was MADE OF ICE.
This has nothing to do with geographical knowledge. The person thought that Iceland was MADE OF ICE.
well it's called 'iceland'
kinda makes sense
>in history class
>kid doesnt know where swinoujscie is and what it's flag is
>wut
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
I mean everyone knows where swinoujscie is because i do, why the f**k doesn't he???
But on a serious note, this girl in one of my classes didn't know the titanic was real or that giraffes were real. this same girl thought re-enactments videos for history class were live footage of what ever historical event taht happened
People should know what Iceland is its pretty f**king blatent on the map.
Fair enough if you don't know San Marino or Lichtenstein but Iceland is one people tend to know unless they are real f**king ignorant and don't know any countries at all.
I constantly won geography bees in school and I can tell you there are a ton of more well known countries that are much easier to locate than iceland.
AND the icelandic flag is f**king generic, there are nearly a dozen other countries I can think of off the top of my head that have a flag that is easily messed up.
Most people outside of Europe dont know this: Greenland is full of ice, iceland is very nice.
Take all the bitches out of a bar. What's left? Men. Do you go to bars to enjoy the company of guys? NO?! Shock!
I actually go to bars to enjoy any company at all, male or female; the trick is finding a bar that is subdued enough to actually have a conversation in.
This has nothing to do with geographical knowledge. The person thought that Iceland was MADE OF ICE.
IT'S CALLED ICELAND YOU DUMB SH*T.
In america, since we frequent niether country often, we think greenland is lush and iceland is barren.
Jokes on us, they named the countries backwards.
Still, f**k you pretentious f**k, name your country right next time.
IT'S CALLED ICELAND YOU DUMB SH*T.
In america, since we frequent niether country often, we think greenland is lush and iceland is barren.
Jokes on us, they named the countries backwards.
Still, f**k you pretentious f**k, name your country right next time.
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
IT'S CALLED ICELAND YOU DUMB SH*T.
In america, since we frequent niether country often, we think greenland is lush and iceland is barren.
Jokes on us, they named the countries backwards.
Still, f**k you pretentious f**k, name your country right next time.
nobody thinks this, troll.
>ohyou'rebeingserious.jpg
That doesn't even have anything to do with what he said.
What language do they even speak in iceland?
nobody thinks this, troll.
>I just declared that I am not from america.
That doesn't even have anything to do with what he said.
What language do they even speak in iceland?
icelandic, i only know that because of a lazytown interview
icelandic, i only know that because of a lazytown interview
I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
>notsureifserious.jpg
>Learn that girl has liked me for a while
>Ask her out
>SUDDENLY DOESNT LIKE ME ANY MORE
>AWKWARD SILENCE
>WTFJUSTHAPPENED.JPG
I've been to iceland.
Your entire population is retarded.
BRB OFF TO DRIVE TO NOWHERE.
OMG DONT TALK TO ME STRANGER.
OUTLANDER, WHAT DO YOU WANT?
fukken n'wah
I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
>notsureifserious.jpg
I can't tell if you are being serious or not.
>notsureifserious.jpg
serious as an orthodox jew
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=84RRy552LtI&feature=related
IT'S CALLED ICELAND YOU DUMB SH*T.
In america, since we frequent niether country often, we think greenland is lush and iceland is barren.
Jokes on us, they named the countries backwards.
Still, f**k you pretentious f**k, name your country right next time.
no they didn't
they are both barren and sh*t, geographically speaking.
well it's called 'iceland'
kinda makes sense
IT'S CALLED ICELAND YOU DUMB SH*T.
In america, since we frequent niether country often, we think greenland is lush and iceland is barren.
Jokes on us, they named the countries backwards.
Still, f**k you pretentious f**k, name your country right next time.
I'm not from Iceland, I'm an amerif**, that was my first post in the thread.
These are the two key quotes that show the person is stupid:
>"you mean like, the capital of Sweden?"
Everyone should know that Iceland is a country, it doesn't matter where you are from.
>"oh, it must be tough living just on ice all year"
Even with the name "Iceland", that shouldn't lead you to believe that it's MADE of ICE.
icelandic, i only know that because of a lazytown interview
icelandic is my fave language ever. it's stupid because only like 30 thousand people speak it and it's really complex and full of neologisms, gender dependent sh*t and has like 12 tenses, but it is hands down the single most beautiful language I have ever heard in my life.
>Learn that girl has liked me for a while
>Ask her out
>SUDDENLY DOESNT LIKE ME ANY MORE
>AWKWARD SILENCE
>WTFJUSTHAPPENED.JPG
Basically, this.
Sh*t sucks
Kappamaki is made out of cucumbers which are vegetables. You fail.
That doesn't even have anything to do with what he said.
What language do they even speak in iceland?
Islensku, augljoslega.
>Learn that girl has liked me for a while
>Ask her out
>SUDDENLY DOESNT LIKE ME ANY MORE
>AWKWARD SILENCE
>WTFJUSTHAPPENED.JPG
this happened to me in the first grade..it really f**ked with me and confused me, f**king hurt me too because i liked her.
America DOES know that Iceland is 'green' and Greenland is 'Ice'. Where the f**k do you f**s live? My entire life I've heard know-it-all fa**ots trying to be clever by stating this fact.
icelandic is my fave language ever. it's stupid because only like 30 thousand people speak it and it's really complex and full of neologisms, gender dependent sh*t and has like 12 tenses, but it is hands down the single most beautiful language I have ever heard in my life.
Just out of curiosity, you American? I do wonder where foreigners would hear Icelandic, short of coming here of course. You've visited?
Just out of curiosity, you American? I do wonder where foreigners would hear Icelandic, short of coming here of course. You've visited?
Canadian actually, and I am a bit of a linguaphile and tend to look for languages just to hear what they sound like. I downloaded teach yourself Icelandic and checked out whatever I could find on You tube. one day it just occurred to me that I hadn't ever heard it before, and wondered if it sounded anything like Norwegian (Norwegian sounds more like English to me and not at all pretty like Icelandic) haha. one thing I've found is Icelandic helps me sleep when I can't. I just put the teach yourself cd on shuffle. I would love to learn it but god DAMN it seems difficult and I can't see myself going to Iceland any time soon : ( I hear it's extremely expensive for foreigners.
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