Men who impersonate women online, this thread is for us. Why do you do it ? How long have you done it? Have you successfully maintained an online female alter ego, and more importantly do other women think you are ONE OF THEM?
I dont go too far, moar like chatroulette gifs and then switch it to me making awesomeface after telling them i have disgusting fetishes.
I don't go to far either. I done it on omegle a several times. I just do it for the laughs I wanna see what the guys will say and how far some of them will go.
I want to take this to the extreme.
I wanna troll the sh*t out of a gaga forum
When I was playing Ultima Online a few years back a claimed to be a woman for 2 years. I made up changing boyfriends and stuff, copied speach patterns from real girls and used a voice changing software on ventrilo a few times.
I'm the guy that made a thread about this a few weeks ago.
I still use my fake profile on this social networksite, flirt with guys that visit my profile and lure them into sending gifts to me.
I have to say my girlfriend loves all the Chanel perfume I get hurrdurr
Used Ex-GF's MSN, we were still friends and she thought ok just use it.
Got some weirdo Greek military f** to think i was a 15 year old chick, troll'd him bad.
He was like 22, and got a crush on me.
The f** is is the /mu/ MSN group, maybe someday i should show my real face, and get him to realize that this girl was my ex-gf.
She got mad at me as the dude started stalking her in MSN, told me to f**king stop it.
I'm the guy that made a thread about this a few weeks ago.
I still use my fake profile on this social networksite, flirt with guys that visit my profile and lure them into sending gifts to me.
I have to say my girlfriend loves all the Chanel perfume I get hurrdurr
f**k dude, I remember you, you're a god amongst IRL trolls.
i've gone full blown with it before whenever the situation arises
i've probably exploited 4,000$ USD worth of items from people over the last five years by using long distance relationships to get free sh*t, sometimes 3-4 at a time
you all say women are disgusting, good lord
i have enough "bad karma" to last me several lifetimes because of this sh*t and i'm only 18
[spoiler] one guy mailed me his pikachu n64 that he got for his birthday from his deceased parents, i broke contact with him after that [/spoiler]
When I was playing Ultima Online a few years back a claimed to be a woman for 2 years. I made up changing boyfriends and stuff, copied speach patterns from real girls and used a voice changing software on ventrilo a few times.
Man, people really can't tell when you are using one of those? When I've seen people use them on TF2 servers it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING OBVIOUS.
I'm the guy that made a thread about this a few weeks ago.
I still use my fake profile on this social networksite, flirt with guys that visit my profile and lure them into sending gifts to me.
I have to say my girlfriend loves all the Chanel perfume I get hurrdurr
Also yeah, women do believe I am one of them.
Lesbians/Bisexuals sending me personal pictures is quite CASH
Sometimes I pretend to be attractive men. Not really sure what I'd get out of pretending to be a woman though.
Man, people really can't tell when you are using one of those? When I've seen people use them on TF2 servers it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING OBVIOUS.
It really depends. I've played around with voice changer software before, some of them make me sound like some weird version of the chipmunks, but some sound pretty convincing.
It really depends. I've played around with voice changer software before, some of them make me sound like some weird version of the chipmunks, but some sound pretty convincing.
LINKS TO THESE SOFTWARE
It really depends. I've played around with voice changer software before, some of them make me sound like some weird version of the chipmunks, but some sound pretty convincing.
Which ones you use?
Considering getting them for some awesome trolling.
Man, people really can't tell when you are using one of those? When I've seen people use them on TF2 servers it's SOOOOOOOOOOOO F**KING OBVIOUS.
I THINK EVEN THE BETTER ONES ARE FAIRLY EASY TO SPOT, THEY TEND TO HAVE A LOT OF BACKGROUND NOISE
SOMEONE TRIED TO USE ONE ON ME RECENTLY, THE ACTUAL VOICE WAS PRETTY ACCURATE BUT THE INTERFERENCE JUST RUINED IT
LINKS TO THESE SOFTWARE
Which ones you use?
Considering getting them for some awesome trolling.
http://www.screamingbee.com/product/MorphVOXJunior.aspx
I'm pretty sure it was this one. You can probably find a pirate version somewhere too. Try the 'female voice pack' or whatever it's called and try them all until you find that one that sounds the most female. You'll probably have to change your actual speaking voice too, make it slightly higher and use female pronunciation.
I'm the guy that made a thread about this a few weeks ago.
I still use my fake profile on this social networksite, flirt with guys that visit my profile and lure them into sending gifts to me.
I have to say my girlfriend loves all the Chanel perfume I get hurrdurr
Master, I am thy humble student. Please teach me your ways, I implore thee.
Also yeah, women do believe I am one of them.
Lesbians/Bisexuals sending me personal pictures is quite CASH
yeah, but in a way kinda sad, you'll never actually TOUCH them.
Master, I am thy humble student. Please teach me your ways, I implore thee.
What do you want to know?
Can't copy/paste any conversations I had with guys (seeing how I'm Dutch)
Try it out yourself, you'll be surprised how easy it is.
Just compliment them on their pictures, how cute they look, how you've been feeling lonely lately. Bonuspoints if you can convince them you come from a troubled home.
yeah, but in a way kinda sad, you'll never actually TOUCH them.
They're just fapmaterial bro.
Got my girlfriend I can "touch"
What do you want to know?
Can't copy/paste any conversations I had with guys (seeing how I'm Dutch)
Try it out yourself, you'll be surprised how easy it is.
Just compliment them on their pictures, how cute they look, how you've been feeling lonely lately. Bonuspoints if you can convince them you come from a troubled home.
there's the problem of getting a constant supply of pictures for facebook/myspace. then there's talking like a girl.. then there's the fact that I still have to cyber these guys (hooking a lesbian would be SO CASH though)
[spoiler] one guy mailed me his pikachu n64 that he got for his birthday from his deceased parents, i broke contact with him after that [/spoiler]
dear god, you're RADIOACTIVE with bad karma. Please don't ride the same plane as me. at least give it back man, or it will f**king haunt you forever :(
there's the problem of getting a constant supply of pictures for facebook/myspace. then there's talking like a girl.. then there's the fact that I still have to cyber these guys (hooking a lesbian would be SO CASH though)
I got about 100 pics I can work with, from some hacked Photobucket account.
If the guy starts acting "needy" by demanding more pics, you just block his ass because he's a creep, and you move on. Enough pathetic men that'll bite.
Like I said, acting like a girl online is REALLY easy. Act cliche innocent, use lots of emoticons and let them do the most of the talking while you just confirm how great they are, how you wished you had a guy like that, ...
Getting lesbians to do sh*t is easy aswell. The girl I'm currently acting like is "bisexual" and I get lots of replies from lesbians.
Most of them are f**ked up in the head though, like really crazy.
I got about 100 pics I can work with, from some hacked Photobucket account.
If the guy starts acting "needy" by demanding more pics, you just block his ass because he's a creep, and you move on. Enough pathetic men that'll bite.
Like I said, acting like a girl online is REALLY easy. Act cliche innocent, use lots of emoticons and let them do the most of the talking while you just confirm how great they are, how you wished you had a guy like that, ...
Getting lesbians to do sh*t is easy aswell. The girl I'm currently acting like is "bisexual" and I get lots of replies from lesbians.
Most of them are f**ked up in the head though, like really crazy.
yes, I noticed that lesbians are really creepy posessive. As a girl online I get some .. usually block 'em when they start asking for phone #
Sometimes I'll say I'm a girl just because it's easier. I relate so poorly to guys, and being honest usually involves me changing more things that I would say than just getting that one lie out of the way.
I use .gifs and manycam on the paypal section of cam4. To see 'me' naked they have to pay half the money upfront (about $10). Then I disconnect and use a different gif.
Made about $60 so far.
there is an impossibly high number of "bisexual" women on the internet. You'd think the lesbians would have figured it out by now and demanded timestamps/voice verification on first contact.
i've done it once. only once, jesus it's not f**king hard to do. it was so obvious but this stupid f**k still stuck around like a hopeless f**k. alot of conversations you have with girls are dull as f**k, just be announcing you're female on the internet you're half way there.
I use .gifs and manycam on the paypal section of cam4. To see 'me' naked they have to pay half the money upfront (about $10). Then I disconnect and use a different gif.
Made about $60 so far.
You ingenious motherf**ker
I use .gifs and manycam on the paypal section of cam4. To see 'me' naked they have to pay half the money upfront (about $10). Then I disconnect and use a different gif.
Made about $60 so far.
i hate you sir, and yet, I must salute your fiendish ways
f**k you you gross f**king predators
f**k you you gross f**king predators
someone sent sh*t to an online woman before
right, so how do I get started on this? Hoping to get lots of delicious cybersex from this :)
do I troll an IRC or start a fake myspace or somesh*t?
We must ask Deceptic**t.
right, so how do I get started on this? Hoping to get lots of delicious cybersex from this :)
do I troll an IRC or start a fake myspace or somesh*t?
You can do it practically anywhere.. Hell just find the msn thread on anonymous and post an email along with "18/f/us tehehehe"
You can do it practically anywhere.. Hell just find the msn thread on anonymous and post an email along with "18/f/us tehehehe"
lolwut? web must be the most suspicious band of f**kers on earth. shoe on head, timestamped tits, live cam feeds etc. our paranoia is too strong.
right, so how do I get started on this? Hoping to get lots of delicious cybersex from this :)
do I troll an IRC or start a fake myspace or somesh*t?
Start with a Myspace.
Add random douchebags and build up a story on how you're moving to his/her city soon, and looking forward to meet new people.
I use .gifs and manycam on the paypal section of cam4. To see 'me' naked they have to pay half the money upfront (about $10). Then I disconnect and use a different gif.
Made about $60 so far.
That was you? You son of a bitch
i've done it on omegle a couple of times just to troll with a shock site or something.
> do I troll an IRC
bad idea, your IP shows man. try second life.
guys pretending to be women to get free stuff makes me hot
I just enjoy being a woman. People treat you nicer.
I got busted by the real thing. xD
I got busted by the real thing. xD
how did you f**k up. We need to learn from your mistakes sir.
I got busted by the real thing. xD
hahaha ouch.
Haven't had that problem, yet. Doubt I ever will, as the camwh**re was from Sweden.
The only potential problem you might have while doing this guys, is a /b/tard finding your profile.
hahaha ouch.
Haven't had that problem, yet. Doubt I ever will, as the camwh**re was from Sweden.
The only potential problem you might have while doing this guys, is a /b/tard finding your profile.
yeah, but the /b/tard can't demand timestamped tits because then he'll be outed as a /btard and NOBODY wants to be known as a btard outside web.
yeah, but the /b/tard can't demand timestamped tits because then he'll be outed as a /btard and NOBODY wants to be known as a btard outside web.
except nowadays its cool to be a webneler so they probably wouldn't care.
except nowadays its cool to be a webneler so they probably wouldn't care.
being a /btard is NEVER cool.
Sometimes I do it in an MMO because it's easy to exploit lonely people and get gold and rare stuff. But otherwise I'm usually just me, as being a female character also entails harassment and annoying comments everywhere you go - I know real girls are often male characters for this reason as well..
Sometimes I do it in an MMO because it's easy to exploit lonely people and get gold and rare stuff. But otherwise I'm usually just me, as being a female character also entails harassment and annoying comments everywhere you go - I know real girls are often male characters for this reason as well..
MMO is a sh*tty place to be a girl. Chat sites and forums on the other hand....
I got a guy to buy me L4D once.
Then I told him the girl I was pretending to be died by some drunk driver.
Now we're bros and he doesn't know it was me all along.
I got a guy to buy me L4D once.
Then I told him the girl I was pretending to be died by some drunk driver.
Now we're bros and he doesn't know it was me all along.
cold, man. really cold. there's a special place in hell for you.
I got a guy to buy me L4D once.
Then I told him the girl I was pretending to be died by some drunk driver.
Now we're bros and he doesn't know it was me all along.
What would you have done if he asked for a link to the news story or wanted to attend the funeral?
When I played WoW, I was a female character. I never specifically told people I was a guy unless they asked. Two guilds all thought I was a girl and I think that's the only reason I got to go to the raids, because they hoped I'd get on vent. Which I never did because I didn't/still don't have a mic.
MMO is a sh*tty place to be a girl. Chat sites and forums on the other hand....
But what do you get from it? Could you convince them to give you real money? It seems it would requite commitment and be risky.
how did you f**k up. We need to learn from your mistakes sir.
hahaha ouch.
Haven't had that problem, yet. Doubt I ever will, as the camwh**re was from Sweden.
The only potential problem you might have while doing this guys, is a /b/tard finding your profile.
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
i've gone full blown with it before whenever the situation arises
i've probably exploited 4,000$ USD worth of items from people over the last five years by using long distance relationships to get free sh*t, sometimes 3-4 at a time
you all say women are disgusting, good lord
i have enough "bad karma" to last me several lifetimes because of this sh*t and i'm only 18
[spoiler] one guy mailed me his pikachu n64 that he got for his birthday from his deceased parents, i broke contact with him after that [/spoiler]
Wow, i'm digusted and impressed all at the same time. I'm imprugusted
I do it on AIM all the time. Only had someone do it back to me before, with amazing success (6 months of pure trolling, sh*t).
So. Which one of you was Amy.
I do it on AIM all the time. Only had someone do it back to me before, with amazing success (6 months of pure trolling, sh*t).
So. Which one of you was Amy.
dude, you sucked a cock. f**.
I just enjoy being a woman. People treat you nicer.
Opposite for me. I pretend to be a guy so I can have actual conversations about sh*t, instead of have a whole conversation about comics or whatever that randomly ends in, "Soooo...When's the f**kin start?"
On chatroulette I turn the lights off and conversation quality increases by 100%
Opposite for me. I pretend to be a guy so I can have actual conversations about sh*t, instead of have a whole conversation about comics or whatever that randomly ends in, "Soooo...When's the f**kin start?"
On chatroulette I turn the lights off and conversation quality increases by 100%
or you COULD tell us what your interests are so we can actually have a conversation, you useless c**tstick.
dude, you sucked a cock. f**.
wat.
unsurewatmean.
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
I got a laptop out of this sh*t too. :D Some guy is madly inlove with her and he bought me a laptop... poor soul.
wat.
unsurewatmean.
if you impersonate a girl online you have to suck cock, even online that measn you are F** HOMO
Opposite for me. I pretend to be a guy so I can have actual conversations about sh*t, instead of have a whole conversation about comics or whatever that randomly ends in, "Soooo...When's the f**kin start?"
On chatroulette I turn the lights off and conversation quality increases by 100%
See, for me it's all like "Dude, chicks, comics, vidyagames, it's all good posture posture posture posture amirite bro?" UNLESS I tell them I'm a girl.
I can brush off people hitting on me and sh*t. I do not take well to the "one of us one of us" gender thing.
What would you have done if he asked for a link to the news story or wanted to attend the funeral?
You must be aware of how many drunk driver accidents there are in the U.S. One more would have gone unnoticed.
Attending the funeral wasn't a problem because he was in Canada and didn't have the ability to drive all the way down to where I was at the time.
I pretended to be a girl for 6 years. A lesbian at that.
I was only found out once... and ended up marrying that girl since she was too addicted to me to just quit. Moved to the US and everything.
So it was a good end, somehow. Not that I've stopped pretending to be a girl online.
>chatroulette
>conversation
I thought that was just for showing people your dick.
I pretended to be a girl for 6 years. A lesbian at that.
I was only found out once... and ended up marrying that girl since she was too addicted to me to just quit. Moved to the US and everything.
So it was a good end, somehow. Not that I've stopped pretending to be a girl online.
YOU SPEAK ONLY LIES
GET OUT OF MY INTERNET
I pretended to be a girl for 6 years. A lesbian at that.
I was only found out once... and ended up marrying that girl since she was too addicted to me to just quit. Moved to the US and everything.
So it was a good end, somehow. Not that I've stopped pretending to be a girl online.
How charmingly functional.
I am a girl who pretends to be a different girl on the internet for exploitative purposes. Feels good man.
You must be aware of how many drunk driver accidents there are in the U.S. One more would have gone unnoticed.
Attending the funeral wasn't a problem because he was in Canada and didn't have the ability to drive all the way down to where I was at the time.
Normally, at least in England the local news will publish a story if anybody dies, particularly if they are young.
or you COULD tell us what your interests are so we can actually have a conversation, you useless c**tstick.
It generally doesn't work that way, I'm afraid. That's why I post on an anonymous internet message board.
Normally, at least in England the local news will publish a story if anybody dies, particularly if they are young.
Yeah, I'm aware of how Britain works, I've lived here my entire life.
I was in America for a vacation.
It generally doesn't work that way, I'm afraid. That's why I post on an anonymous internet message board.
Seriously, most of the time, if I guy thinks you're a girl, most of what comes out of their mouth will be ridiculous pandering.
I went far just this one time. I wanted to be a mod on a good Wolfenstein server, because all the other mods were worthless fa**ots who were never around. It turns out the server owner was this extra ni**ery black guy, and he pretty much wanted to f**k me the minute I told him I was a girl. He started cybering with me on the first day, which was funny as all hell. The next day his mod bros cued him in that I'm probably a dude trying to get mod rights (how right they were) and he went apesh*t. He started demanding pictures from me, and wouldn't drop the subject no matter what. He kept saying "oh man if you're a dude and you actually went through with sybering with me... that is the sickest sh*t ever". I wish I had used that opportunity to troll, but I went with it and sent him pictures of like 5 different girls saying they were me. He was an idiot, so he fell for it.
Sh*t didn't get real bad until the mod bros started hitting on me. One of them straight up fell in love with me lol. I never talked to any of them, but they bugged the everloving sh*t out of me. I don't see why cumdumpsters enjoy this kind of attention. What's funny is that someone actually did this before to them and got outed as being a dude, so that's why they were so paranoid. Sh*t got real creepy/hilarious when one of them actually made a song for me:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9FOH7DV7
OK, so I'm looking for a forum where I can post as a girl. I've got a few pictures, but what's my motivation here? sex? free sh*t? the lulz?
I had a friend on facebook pretend to be a female for two years. He even managed to call, skype and start a relationship with someone on a forum we both frequented. When people found out the whole forum went apesh*t because we were all friends with him and apparently some of the other women had sent him personal information about themselves.
I always knew the f**ker was a man, the few times we talked I could tell something was off. I don't know how he pulled off the skype bit because he was incredibly masculine when I finally saw what he looked like.
It isn't f**king rocket science.
Get a female username on AIM, MSN, etc beforehand. Then find a decently obscure set of pictures that include both nudes and regular myspace shots. After that you just have to act sort of like a girl. Desperate guys on the internet aren't the brightest bunch, so as long as you aren't an even bigger idiot there is no way you are ever going to get caught. If someone gets too suspicious, just remember that you're in control. Refuse to talk to him, and say "I can't believe you dont trust me". If he is really stubborn or paranoid, move on to the next guy since there are more than enough of them.
I had a friend on facebook pretend to be a female for two years. He even managed to call, skype and start a relationship with someone on a forum we both frequented. When people found out the whole forum went apesh*t because we were all friends with him and apparently some of the other women had sent him personal information about themselves.
I always knew the f**ker was a man, the few times we talked I could tell something was off. I don't know how he pulled off the skype bit because he was incredibly masculine when I finally saw what he looked like.
Apparently I look like a fat Jewish woman (I'm a fat Mexican male...) to web, so I could probably pull of fake pictures. I don't know how guys make their voices feminine enough to pass of for girls, though. Even if I've heard plenty of raspy, deep women voices.
Voice changers just seem way too obvious to me.
Apparently I look like a fat Jewish woman (I'm a fat Mexican male...) to web, so I could probably pull of fake pictures. I don't know how guys make their voices feminine enough to pass of for girls, though. Even if I've heard plenty of raspy, deep women voices.
Voice changers just seem way too obvious to me.
After he was caught several woman came forward saying that they believed his voice was just really raspy from smoking. I found it hilarious because if I had heard him I would have known, we talked once the ordeal was over, because I was one of the only people who really didn't give a sh*t. There is no way in a million years I would have pegged him for female.
I've been doing it for years. Since I was 16 in fact. All started with texting. I had several SIM cards that had about 200 people on each. From there it went to MSN and chatrooms, pretending to be a girl I stalk online on Facebook (back then Bebo). It's gotten pretty insane. People from all corners of the globe, both men and women, have wanted to come to see me and be with me and sh*t. I always end up pulling some excuse out of my ass. I still do it to this day. I have no idea why. The attention I get from it is just f**king pathetic and annoying. "SUP LOL HW WAS UR DAE? OMG UR SO PRETTI DO U HAS BF??1" I just tell them I'm a wh**re and that I don't do relationships. Then it just ends up them sending me YouTube links to random videos. :/
if you have pretended to be a woman online you are either gay, or, judging by how f**ked most of you mouthbreathers are, a latent transsexual. enjoy having a crisis at 32 and becoming a kind of ugly birl with a mutilated dick
if you have pretended to be a woman online you are either gay, or, judging by how f**ked most of you mouthbreathers are, a latent transsexual. enjoy having a crisis at 32 and becoming a kind of ugly birl with a mutilated dick
omg ur so hot lol asl? 14 f cali here teehee
if you have pretended to be a woman online you are either gay, or, judging by how f**ked most of you mouthbreathers are, a latent transsexual. enjoy having a crisis at 32 and becoming a kind of ugly birl with a mutilated dick
you got trolled on chatroullette right? it's ok to admit it bro, we're all anon here
I went far just this one time. I wanted to be a mod on a good Wolfenstein server, because all the other mods were worthless fa**ots who were never around. It turns out the server owner was this extra ni**ery black guy, and he pretty much wanted to f**k me the minute I told him I was a girl. He started cybering with me on the first day, which was funny as all hell. The next day his mod bros cued him in that I'm probably a dude trying to get mod rights (how right they were) and he went apesh*t. He started demanding pictures from me, and wouldn't drop the subject no matter what. He kept saying "oh man if you're a dude and you actually went through with sybering with me... that is the sickest sh*t ever". I wish I had used that opportunity to troll, but I went with it and sent him pictures of like 5 different girls saying they were me. He was an idiot, so he fell for it.
Sh*t didn't get real bad until the mod bros started hitting on me. One of them straight up fell in love with me lol. I never talked to any of them, but they bugged the everloving sh*t out of me. I don't see why cumdumpsters enjoy this kind of attention. What's funny is that someone actually did this before to them and got outed as being a dude, so that's why they were so paranoid. Sh*t got real creepy/hilarious when one of them actually made a song for me:
http://www.megaupload.com/?d=9FOH7DV7
haha oh wow
I've rapped for bitches before, but they liked it because we already hung out on IRC a lot
I make a lot of onlnie chick bros that I can't actually do anything with...feels bad man
I used to do this, for about 2 years. I've mostly stopped, but I still tell a few girls that I'm a girl for the hell of it. One apparently major difference in my case - I only ever told girls I'm a girl. Aside from free stuff, I don't know why anyone would want to talk to some desperate horny guy.
I started doing it because I wanted to see how much I could lie and get away with it. I invented an entire new life, could tell anecdotes, adviceise other girls - it was brilliant. I was a full out lesbian, and a birth defect made me mute (which is a great story - provides sympathy and a good reason to not talk on the phone). I created about 6 facebook accounts, all with only one picture, but all linked to each other and private. Then you just add random people in those massive groups, makes you seem legit.
I used to get all kinds of win. Pictures of them for me, girls on webcam doing almost anything I'd ask. Good times.
Best part of it? When I stopped, I added a few of my 'friends' from the female MSN to my real account, made up some bullsh*t excuse like I got their address a long time ago, etc. I ended up becoming real friends with one, went down to Brighton for a weekend and had some awesome sex.
Pic very related
It just becomes assumed, sometimes, after I make self-deprecating comments related to my male sex.
Since I'm rarely interested in settling into my own little community, that hasn't ever been a prolonged issue, just pretty hilarious at the time.
ITT: The cancer killing anonymous
I used to do this, for about 2 years. I've mostly stopped, but I still tell a few girls that I'm a girl for the hell of it. One apparently major difference in my case - I only ever told girls I'm a girl. Aside from free stuff, I don't know why anyone would want to talk to some desperate horny guy.
I started doing it because I wanted to see how much I could lie and get away with it. I invented an entire new life, could tell anecdotes, adviceise other girls - it was brilliant. I was a full out lesbian, and a birth defect made me mute (which is a great story - provides sympathy and a good reason to not talk on the phone). I created about 6 facebook accounts, all with only one picture, but all linked to each other and private. Then you just add random people in those massive groups, makes you seem legit.
I used to get all kinds of win. Pictures of them for me, girls on webcam doing almost anything I'd ask. Good times.
Best part of it? When I stopped, I added a few of my 'friends' from the female MSN to my real account, made up some bullsh*t excuse like I got their address a long time ago, etc. I ended up becoming real friends with one, went down to Brighton for a weekend and had some awesome sex.
Pic very related
you are a god amongst men, anon.
What about the reverse? I impersonate men online is there no thread appreciation for me?
I didn't f**k up... but someone found her deviant art and said he knew me from Overclock.net and that rang her bell.
We did chat for a bit and was cool with it... kinda honored really.
Holy sh*t, I use her picture on beautiful people.com, I won't say her name since I like to keep the account free from anons.
ITT: The cancer killing anonymous
What do you mean, this is an epic thread.
Also, I sometimes pretend to be a really slutty female on anonymous just for the sake of trolling, but who doesn't.
What about the reverse? I impersonate men online is there no thread appreciation for me?
f**k off, poser, you're creepy and weird
I like spotting other men who pretend to be girls. And the ones who fail really badly.
Like sending a picture of a well known girl, or watermarked pictures...
Scary thread
bump for stories!
They are funneh :3
I'm teaching guys how treacherous women are by pretending to be one. First I make them fall in love with me which might take weeks and then I suddenly start acting like a bitch and dump them. Feels good bro.
I do the opposite. Pretend to be a man.
Sh*t is easy. Makes me sad.
Men who impersonate women online, this thread is for us. Why do you do it ? How long have you done it? Have you successfully maintained an online female alter ego, and more importantly do other women think you are ONE OF THEM?
pic related, it's what sane rational people think of us :)
heyyyyyyyyyy guys =]
wut r u guys talking about why wuld u pretend 2 be a gurl lol?
u guys r so crazy =P
People actually send you guys sh*t?
Jesus christ, I have a vagina and I apparently haven't been using it properly for 21 years.
Time to get trolling, I could use a new desktop.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/blitzicious
Heyy guys! This is me, Vic, I'm from -your town goes here- and I like videogames, -your music- wow how did you do that? i suck at this sorry XD, omg i loved -the movie you just mentioned- hahahah you're a cool guy, I bet your gf would kill me if she found out we're chatting like this :O!, You're single!?
I'm going to steal that being mute trickery if you don't mind, thanks.
People actually send you guys sh*t?
Jesus christ, I have a vagina and I apparently haven't been using it properly for 21 years.
Time to get trolling, I could use a new desktop.
It probably won't work if you actually have a vagina
http://steamcommunity.com/id/blitzicious
Heyy guys! This is me, Vic, I'm from -your town goes here- and I like videogames, -your music- wow how did you do that? i suck at this sorry XD, omg i loved -the movie you just mentioned- hahahah you're a cool guy, I bet your gf would kill me if she found out we're chatting like this :O!, You're single!?
I'm going to steal that being mute trickery if you don't mind, thanks.
Thanks for the sample bro
I use to do this when I played games online. I'd use a name that would suggest I was probably female, but I wouldn't flaunt that I was. When people would ask if I was a girl, I would simply say "yes" and leave it at that. People who got to "know me" online would, from time to time, give me free sh*t, and ask where I lived so that we could maybe hang out; and I always said that I lived in some little town in Oregon that I found, where the population was like 5000 or some sh*t.
I held up the persona for years. However I recently stopped doing it, and I'm not really sure why...Now I want to start doing that again. It was fun.
image slightly related...kinda?
I remember a /b/ thread with some guy that pretended to be a chick for like a month and was apparently online dating this guy named Andrew Becknet or some sh*t like that
Then she said lets webcam or something but OP chickened out so we all just called him gay and sent him blue waffles instead
back like 10 years ago I would go onto AOL chat rooms and pretend I was a teenage girl, and cyber with dudes there and jerk off to it...
I'm not even gay or anything, just enjoyed pretending to be a girl, and was quite skillful at it.
I would probably have made a good wh**re
Comes natural with being a trap, I look and sound the part, and it's fun to turn people into f**s~
I used to play Halo PC a lot. I played with purple armor back then just because.
anyway I always used my last-name for my game name when going online, and if you make a common type with it, it looks like a girl name. one day I was too lazy to change it and met some cool clan dudes. we started playing together regularly. they ended up making a banner thing for me in their members section of their clan website, and it was...very feminine. lots of pink n sh*t.
when I asked them what was up with it, they were all "haha we know you're a girl, you totally act like one whatever (not away of this, I'm a pretty manly hetero blue-collarf**) and I tried to tell them my real story, and they refused to accept it. they were all "oh we know you just don't want any attention it's all good"
so I just went along with it for a long time, until we all just kinda stopped playing. they were really nice too, never hit on me or anything.
It probably won't work if you actually have a vagina
That's probably a good point. My small female brain couldn't handle keeping up such an intricate ruse.
Comes natural with being a trap, I look and sound the part, and it's fun to turn people into f**s~
if your goal is to become a trap then don't you intend to become a woman? in which case how can your partners be truley homosexual?
if your goal is to become a trap then don't you intend to become a woman? in which case how can your partners be truley homosexual?
I suppose you have a point there, I don't intend to go all the way with hormones and such, I'd say I'm at a comfortable level now. Men are the superior sex, so I'll need to hold on to that :3
I'm the guy that made a thread about this a few weeks ago.
I still use my fake profile on this social networksite, flirt with guys that visit my profile and lure them into sending gifts to me.
I have to say my girlfriend loves all the Chanel perfume I get hurrdurr
oh i see
and what networking websites do you use to get all this free crap?
Hey we should totally bump this interesting thread.
hey guys
i could really use a few video links to use on omegle. you know the shtick, webcam footage of girls on their computers, etc.
I always make women character on online RPGs, for that one simple reason:
PEOPLE GIVE ME FREE SH*T.
They just pop in unannounced and hand me free goodies. Gather up a few of these and you can make a pretty penny without an ounce of effort.
For those who ask about me in real life, I invariably reply that I am 20 years old, Swedish and hermaphrodite. If they bite, I make increasingly outrageous claims about the inner workings of my gender until they either disconnect or I suffer a massive heart attack from laughing so hard.
i feel bad for all of you.
People actually send you guys sh*t?
Jesus christ, I have a vagina and I apparently haven't been using it properly for 21 years.
Time to get trolling, I could use a new desktop.
here's the problem you actually HAVE a vagina, this would be easy mode for you
I did it when I was a kid, like, in high school.
Not seriously, just randomly.
It was just to get attention.
People give a ridiculous amount of attention to young girls.
Then, yeah, I grew up and got over it.
I still do it, sometimes, on random chat sites like omegle and whatnot. Sometimes I'm really lonely and I just want to have a conversation, but people will only really talk to you if they want to f**k you, and oh my god since when did i start sounding so much like holden f**king caulfield
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