Sunday, September 5, 2010

Geek inspired bedroom outfits

Your girlfriend is offering to purchase and wear one costume for you in the bedroom.
What do you choose?




school girl with knee high stockings

BioShock big brother.
Then I dress up as a little sister.
And get drilled.

Another lolita/maid dress. I can never get enough of them.

I would like her to be dressed as a unicorn with a penis instead of the horn on the forehead.

muslim shawl thingie

oh god, in before legions of furf**s.

oh god, if she would just do this one thing for me
this would be it

stormtrooper you f**kin nerds

Shiiiiiiit...How the hell am I supposed to choose between Brofessor X and Magneto?
halp

BioShock big brother.
Then I dress up as a little sister.
And get drilled.

>big brother
What the f**k?

Pokemon main character of some sorts maybe. Never tried cosplay stuff, so don't know if I'm into it.

my boyfriend doesnt want me to dress up as anything specific.
how boring.
Though he did mention elves once.

Oh me oh my there's no time to say hello goodbye!

dead baby... with knee high stockings

omg i have no clue, i never spend any time thinking about this stuff..
em, id say bikini, underwear but thats not a costume ..
ok f**k it im gonna choose something functional then that will serve a purpose outside the bedroom as well.
something like a nice jacket or w/e the f**k are awesome clothes
i suck :(

Neko schoolgirl costume complete with thigh-high's (provided my girlfriend [IF I HAD ONE ;_;] had nice non-stick-like legs), ears, and tail (could also double as a buttplug, who knows).
OR
Chun-Li. Only if she had the body type, though.
Yoko from Gurrenn Lagann, but only if she had the tits for it.
Rei or Asuka, but only if shed actually commit to it and get the red contacts and dye her hair accordingly (unless shes already redhead for Asuka).
These are my top five, and I really wouldnt be able to decide between these if she fit all the criterion, but id probably end up going with the neko-schoolgirl thing.
tl;dr: Neko Schoolgirl with buttplug-tail, thigh high socks, and the obligatory ears & such. Maybe fangs?

I am Pyramid Head, she is two pairs of legs.

If she was not fat, I'd ask for her to dress up as Yoko.
If she was fat, I'd tell her to stay the f**k away from cosplay.

Oh me oh my there's no time to say hello goodbye!

you're missing the HULKHANDS

oh god, if she would just do this one thing for me
this would be it

hotness

If she was not fat, I'd ask for her to dress up as Yoko.
If she was fat, I'd tell her to stay the f**k away from cosplay.

Or if shes "fat" (comfortably chubby), she could dress up as Chun Li.
EVERYBODY WINS

Princess Leia if she is brunette and has the correct face
Anything else: tennis player

Misaki from Welcome to the NHK.

Harley Quinn.
Mr.J

>tight-fitting latex glove for my hand

The sad fact is that most people really fail at cosplay, so I'd tell my girlfriend to just get naked and spoon, unless she was willing to start a diet and exercise regimen to get the figure required to cosplay successfully, in which case I'd fully support her decision to emulate mai waifu.

I'm interested in seeing my boyfriend dress up in female clothing. I'm not into traps, and I definitely want him to keep his bushy neckbeard...I think I just want to flip him over, pull his frilly panties to the side and lick and finger his sweaty a**hole while he pants and squirms like the little girl he is.
...Yep. Sounds about right.
schlick schlick schlick

Boy shorts.
White v-neck T.

something like this.
whitemagexxx

Neko schoolgirl costume complete with thigh-high's (provided my girlfriend [IF I HAD ONE ;_;] had nice non-stick-like legs), ears, and tail (could also double as a buttplug, who knows).
OR
Chun-Li. Only if she had the body type, though.
Yoko from Gurrenn Lagann, but only if she had the tits for it.
Rei or Asuka, but only if shed actually commit to it and get the red contacts and dye her hair accordingly (unless shes already redhead for Asuka).
These are my top five, and I really wouldnt be able to decide between these if she fit all the criterion, but id probably end up going with the neko-schoolgirl thing.
tl;dr: Neko Schoolgirl with buttplug-tail, thigh high socks, and the obligatory ears & such. Maybe fangs?

psht. Id so do that.

and
Harley Quinn.
Mr.J

old school, or arkham asylum style.
my boyfriend needs to be more adventurousssss

the girl im bangin has a dirndl. i gotta get her to wear it sometime.

I know this is for the guys
but
boy oh boy do I have a thing for Marines...
I just feel that turning their uniform into fetishwear is disrespectful. boo.

I dont think id be interested in anything specific, although I do believe this is the hottest garment known to man. Id have her wear one of these.

I bought this outfit hoping someday I will get my boyfriend to wear it. He doesn't know I have it and I'm afraid to mention it. But god damn he would look so cute...

I dont think id be interested in anything specific, although I do believe this is the hottest garment known to man. Id have her wear one of these.

unitards and one piece swimsuits are hot as f**k

I'm interested in seeing my boyfriend dress up in female clothing. I'm not into traps, and I definitely want him to keep his bushy neckbeard...I think I just want to flip him over, pull his frilly panties to the side and lick and finger his sweaty a**hole while he pants and squirms like the little girl he is.
...Yep. Sounds about right.
schlick schlick schlick

Well, my dick is hard. Thanks female.

I might stop sucking c**ks long enough to f**k her if she wore this including my favorite plug

This counts, right?

Including the blue wig.

This counts, right?

someone needs to make a giant foam fish covering for that so you can f**k a reverse mermaid

Including the blue wig.

..wasn't she a lesbian?


..wasn't she a lesbian?

Neptune and Uranus were. The main 5 were straight...for the most part...I'm sure they had some experimental orgies.


Neptune and Uranus were. The main 5 were straight...for the most part...I'm sure they had some experimental orgies.

I thought Neptune was the one with blue hair? Or am I confusing it with Mercury? Ahh my 5th grade memory is hazy.

Nurse Joy from pokemon

Long socks, short skirt, frilly panties, any kind of shirt.
Pic f**king related. Unf.
Or maybe...

why the f**k would i want her in costume, you guys have problems


I thought Neptune was the one with blue hair? Or am I confusing it with Mercury? Ahh my 5th grade memory is hazy.

Mercury was the blue one of the original five.

High heeled boots, fishnet stockings, and a short skirt.

... some kind of opaque tights or pantyhose, shoes like these, shorts or a short skirt, all that jazz.
I'm a leg man and it ain't no secret <3

... some kind of opaque tights or pantyhose, shoes like these, shorts or a short skirt, all that jazz.
I'm a leg man and it ain't no secret <3

At least have her wear some real heels. Anything less than 4 inches is for old women. So are chunky heels.

I dont think id be interested in anything specific, although I do believe this is the hottest garment known to man. Id have her wear one of these.

surprisingly hot.

what else?
duuuuuuuh.

I dont think id be interested in anything specific, although I do believe this is the hottest garment known to man. Id have her wear one of these.

American Apparel?


At least have her wear some real heels. Anything less than 4 inches is for old women. So are chunky heels.

FINALLY! Someone that agrees with me!

either Gryffindor robes + sweater or amidalas costume

Morticia Addams.

something involving black stockings, black thigh high boots, and some sort of shiny maybe rubber or vinyl accoutrements


At least have her wear some real heels. Anything less than 4 inches is for old women. So are chunky heels.

enjoy your ankle pains

Full on batgirl costume. Hell if she wanted to roleplay as Hatfield I'd be down.


At least have her wear some real heels. Anything less than 4 inches is for old women. So are chunky heels.

I've got a thing for chunky heels personally, although those boots you linked are indeed f**khot. Add another to the list, then~

This.
So very, very this.


enjoy your ankle pains

I'm not wearing them, she is.
All I'm saying is that if you're going to wear heels, don't f**king go halfway. If they're comfortable, they're not doing their job.

Kat ears and a leotard.

She would dress like Alex.
If a girl would do that for me, I'd marry her.

She would dress like Alex.
If a girl would do that for me, I'd marry her.

You sure it's a girl you want?


You sure it's a girl you want?

Not only am I sure.
I'm positive. ;)

Nothing because I don't even want to have sex anymore. Long time relationship, hell yeah.


MIT-SU-KAI!!!!!!11111 <3

birthday suit

Id be happy if my hobo gf's bra & panties matched for once.

Schoolgirl outfit, complete with thigh-high stockings, cream sweater vest, and plaid miniskirt. DO WANT

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