Sunday, September 19, 2010

From odd to mundane

What's the sexiest thing to ever happen to you?
Another thread brought this to mind. I had a g/f who was a raging pedophile, strongly into little girls. She told me after watching the Lindsey Lohan version of 'The Parent Trap' and after trying to fool around, I felt how inexplicably wet she was. Explained it'd always been her thing...
We used to go the mall after school, arm in arm. She'd see a little girl that she liked, squeezed my arm in breathless, almost mindless lust, promptly led me outside and back to my car where we'd drive somewhere secluded and f**k while she asked me to tell her "what a good little girl" she was for making her Daddy c*m.
Your turn. Sexiest thing that's ever happened to you, go!




I had a girlfriend that was abused when she was a kid. It wasn't by her dad, but while in his care. For a while she experimented with calling me daddy in bed. It made me supremely uncomfortable, but mostly because I didn't trust her intentions with it.

My GF and I were theater dorks in highschool.
We would do it in the props room. Another guy had a 3 way with his girl and some other chick in the lighting booth.
There was a lot of sex in the theater department. People thougt we were dorks but we were dorks that got laid alot. There were alot of queers too but they didn't bother the straight kids, they were to busy f**king each other somewhere else.
sex in public rocks

My GF and I were theater dorks in highschool.
We would do it in the props room. Another guy had a 3 way with his girl and some other chick in the lighting booth.
There was a lot of sex in the theater department. People thougt we were dorks but we were dorks that got laid alot. There were alot of queers too but they didn't bother the straight kids, they were to busy f**king each other somewhere else.
sex in public rocks

>People thougt we were dorks but we were dorks that got laid alot.
Change theater to debate team and this was my life in high school, for realz


>People thougt we were dorks but we were dorks that got laid alot.
Change theater to debate team and this was my life in high school, for realz

Hell yeah. So many people thought (still think) you had to be on the football team or be a cheer leader to have a good sex life in high school. This is not the case. Dorks are horny too, get 'em together and something is gonna happen.


>People thougt we were dorks but we were dorks that got laid alot.
Change theater to debate team and this was my life in high school, for realz

change debate team to band and that's my highschool life.


Hell yeah. So many people thought (still think) you had to be on the football team or be a cheer leader to have a good sex life in high school. This is not the case. Dorks are horny too, get 'em together and something is gonna happen.

i was on the football team too and most of them were very, very gay.


change debate team to band and that's my highschool life.


change debate team to band and that's my highschool life.

I was in a band for every year of high school... and didn't get laid until university. f**k you guys ;_;



I was in a band for every year of high school... and didn't get laid until university. f**k you guys ;_;

u clearly did band wrong...hello, 'american pie'?! might as well have been a documentary.


u clearly did band wrong...hello, 'american pie'?! might as well have been a documentary.

'this one time at band camp, i sucked up a bowl full of c*m through my flute and spit it into another girls pu**y"
poor f**ker couldn't afford band camp...

my best friend growing up and i were having a sleep over. i was tired so i fell asleep. when i woke up, he was watching skinimax and jerking off. he didn't know i woke up but i said i can help you with that and he let me suck his dick. i jerked myself off while i sucked him off, and he came almost immediately. it was the hardest anyone has ever come in my mouth since.

i am a virgin from nor cal, and will probably be a virgin until I get a job and maek some money then I will go out and find a wife. I am in college and dont have the courage/time to get a real gf.
>the sexiest thing that ever happened to me is when I talk to girls, which is a rarity.

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