Saturday, September 11, 2010

What do you like or dislike about your girlfriend or boyfriend?

Post what you love or hate about your boyfriend/girlfriend, anonymous
Feel free to post pictures too
I'm aware this'll probably turn into a pseudo-camwh**re bragging and trolling clusterf**k but it's interesting to see who yo guys date




I hate that she's not real
I love everything else though.

I hate that she's not real
I love everything else though.

/thread
andblocks

She is so incredibly f**king vague about everything. "Are you getting the 2:45 train?"
"I might do, depends what time I start getting ready"
"Whens that?"
"I dont know"
For f**k sake you silly bitch, I'm trying to judge what time you'll get here so I can make a bit of f**king effort for you.

I'm not sure what I love about her. She's very kind. She also needs someone to care for her, and is honest about it, which in turn makes me feel good that she's happy for me to be the guy she depends on.
She's also European, and filthy in bed.

I hate that he dislikes the music I listen to, and won't give it a chance, that he makes very little effort for me anymore.
I hate that I don't trust him, I hate that he takes me for granted, I hate that he doesn't understand my depression, and that he expects me to be able to "snap out of it" and be cured...
But I love that I can see him at the drop of a hat if we wish, I love that he's intelligent and driven, I love that I'm so attracted to him, and that he's so good in bed.
I love that I feel so happy and safe with him, and that he's mine. We will work things out, and it's all about compromise.

I hate that she cheated on me right after I was starting to come out of being depressed.
I love nearly everything else (meaning there are some things she does that are annoying but tolerable).

I love her sweaty feet. I hate everything else about her.

This is my boyfriend.
He's sweet, loving, caring, generous, amazing in bed and great at snuggling.
We share all the same interests and do everything together. We literally spend all day, every day just being with each other.
Sometimes though his unwillingness to try anything bugs me a lot. I'll offer him some tasty food and he'll say 'No, I don't like it'.
I'm like 'How can you not like it when you've never tried it? Eat the damn hummus!'
Sometimes he gets boring and just likes to just sit around and game while I'm behind him craving attention like crazy.
He snaps a lot and gets frustrated with me, but only when I'm frustrated with him too.
These are minor problems though. We've been together 4 years and I really think I've found true love in my 2nd boyfriend haha

This is my boyfriend.
He's sweet, loving, caring, generous, amazing in bed and great at snuggling.
We share all the same interests and do everything together. We literally spend all day, every day just being with each other.
Sometimes though his unwillingness to try anything bugs me a lot. I'll offer him some tasty food and he'll say 'No, I don't like it'.
I'm like 'How can you not like it when you've never tried it? Eat the damn hummus!'
Sometimes he gets boring and just likes to just sit around and game while I'm behind him craving attention like crazy.
He snaps a lot and gets frustrated with me, but only when I'm frustrated with him too.
These are minor problems though. We've been together 4 years and I really think I've found true love in my 2nd boyfriend haha

You eat hummus? You f**king filthy wh**re.


You eat hummus? You f**king filthy wh**re.

F**k you, it's f**king delicious.
Try it with fried mushrooms.


You eat hummus? You f**king filthy wh**re.

I for one love hummus.

I love her personality and dress sense, and her hair, and her voice.
She sings and she has a really really awesome speaking voice. I love it when she says pretty much anything and it makes things so much cuter.
I don't like the amount of time we see each other (no where near enough, but we're sorting that out soon, we've both been busy in other countries and etc.)
I don't like that I can't really bring her on nights out with me (no ID). I want to have my girlfriend at my side when I'm out on the night, it's the best feeling. In fact she never comes out with me and my friends/I never go out with her and her friends in the daytime either. Our friend groups are very different though.

hate:
ugly, sexually timid, annoying voice, terrible taste in music
like:
she's not a slut, I can hang with her like she's my bro
i'm not in a good relationship

I love her personality and dress sense, and her hair, and her voice.
She sings and she has a really really awesome speaking voice. I love it when she says pretty much anything and it makes things so much cuter.
I don't like the amount of time we see each other (no where near enough, but we're sorting that out soon, we've both been busy in other countries and etc.)
I don't like that I can't really bring her on nights out with me (no ID). I want to have my girlfriend at my side when I'm out on the night, it's the best feeling. In fact she never comes out with me and my friends/I never go out with her and her friends in the daytime either. Our friend groups are very different though.

Child bearing hips :3

This is my boyfriend.
He's sweet, loving, caring, generous, amazing in bed and great at snuggling.
We share all the same interests and do everything together. We literally spend all day, every day just being with each other.
Sometimes though his unwillingness to try anything bugs me a lot. I'll offer him some tasty food and he'll say 'No, I don't like it'.
I'm like 'How can you not like it when you've never tried it? Eat the damn hummus!'
Sometimes he gets boring and just likes to just sit around and game while I'm behind him craving attention like crazy.
He snaps a lot and gets frustrated with me, but only when I'm frustrated with him too.
These are minor problems though. We've been together 4 years and I really think I've found true love in my 2nd boyfriend haha

He looks pretty hipster-y. Is this true?

My girlfriend and her family are extremely close. When i was growing up i barely ever spoke to my mother and never to my father. The fact that she is so close to her parents and siblings is a little off putting because I am not used to that close a family bond. I always get invited over to her parents house to have dinner and it is extremely awkward for me. The only time i have dinner with my family is when its Christmas.

My girlfriend and her family are extremely close. When i was growing up i barely ever spoke to my mother and never to my father. The fact that she is so close to her parents and siblings is a little off putting because I am not used to that close a family bond. I always get invited over to her parents house to have dinner and it is extremely awkward for me. The only time i have dinner with my family is when its Christmas.

I had that problem with my last ex. When we were applying to universities and whatnot, she went "I'm thinking of staying here with my family for another year". I was just like lolwut? because she shares a room with her twenty year old sister in a tiny house and has no job. And her parents are c**ts. Never understood people like that.

I love that he's so funny, sweet, and geeky. I love that I can talk to him like no one else in the world. I love the way he'll always glance over at me during a joke to see if I'm laughing. I love his dress sense. I love his appearance.
I hate that he gets stressed out so easily.
Don't hate, but I dislike his nasally voice.


He looks pretty hipster-y. Is this true?

HAW NO
He is the farthest thing fro hipster, he is very handsome though.
He just dresses in casual tees and things.
Picture related.

I got posted in one of these once. Some girl or guy was describing all these things we supposedly did together. I know it was no one I know irl, so that only leaves someone I've actually met from here. Creepy.

likes:
I love that he pays my bills and my credit card
dislikes:
He wants sex


HAW NO
He is the farthest thing fro hipster, he is very handsome though.
He just dresses in casual tees and things.
Picture related.

Okay my bad, yeah seems like a decent guy, just looked hipster-y in that other photo.

I f**king hate how he's adorable but has the personality of a serial killer. I guess most of the relationship is physical, because he's more of a bro then a boyfriend. He told me this f**ked up story once about how he gutted someone's cat and sent the mauled body to its owners in a well wrapped box for Christmas. And WHY did he do it? Because the owner of the feline gave him a bad grade on his college paper.
What. The. F**k?

likes:
I love that he pays my bills and my credit card
dislikes:
He wants sex

troll feeding, but i raged on the inside a little.

Egh. I was like 'oh, i'll just write about my ex. I still love her, and we haven't been apart that long". But then I did, and I felt f**king GAY and SAD. F**k you Anonymous. Sh*t is deleted.

likes:
I love that he pays my bills and my credit card
dislikes:
He wants sex

that wasn't an unbelievably bad trolling attempt.
D-

This is my boyfriend.
He's sweet, loving, caring, generous, amazing in bed and great at snuggling.
We share all the same interests and do everything together. We literally spend all day, every day just being with each other.
Sometimes though his unwillingness to try anything bugs me a lot. I'll offer him some tasty food and he'll say 'No, I don't like it'.
I'm like 'How can you not like it when you've never tried it? Eat the damn hummus!'
Sometimes he gets boring and just likes to just sit around and game while I'm behind him craving attention like crazy.
He snaps a lot and gets frustrated with me, but only when I'm frustrated with him too.
These are minor problems though. We've been together 4 years and I really think I've found true love in my 2nd boyfriend haha

I love her personality and dress sense, and her hair, and her voice.
She sings and she has a really really awesome speaking voice. I love it when she says pretty much anything and it makes things so much cuter.
I don't like the amount of time we see each other (no where near enough, but we're sorting that out soon, we've both been busy in other countries and etc.)
I don't like that I can't really bring her on nights out with me (no ID). I want to have my girlfriend at my side when I'm out on the night, it's the best feeling. In fact she never comes out with me and my friends/I never go out with her and her friends in the daytime either. Our friend groups are very different though.

you both have attractive significant others. feel happy :)


HAW NO
He is the farthest thing fro hipster, he is very handsome though.
He just dresses in casual tees and things.
Picture related.

>farthest thing from hipster
>posts picture of hipster

I f**king hate how he's adorable but has the personality of a serial killer. I guess most of the relationship is physical, because he's more of a bro then a boyfriend. He told me this f**ked up story once about how he gutted someone's cat and sent the mauled body to its owners in a well wrapped box for Christmas. And WHY did he do it? Because the owner of the feline gave him a bad grade on his college paper.
What. The. F**k?

So... When you're breaking up you're seeing your lawyer about writing a will or something? That guy's disturbed.


So... When you're breaking up you're seeing your lawyer about writing a will or something? That guy's disturbed.

Break up with someone as cute as him? Pffft.. no.

I f**king hate how he's adorable but has the personality of a serial killer. I guess most of the relationship is physical, because he's more of a bro then a boyfriend. He told me this f**ked up story once about how he gutted someone's cat and sent the mauled body to its owners in a well wrapped box for Christmas. And WHY did he do it? Because the owner of the feline gave him a bad grade on his college paper.
What. The. F**k?

Gut him and send him in a box to his parents.


Break up with someone as cute as him? Pffft.. no.

Ah. It's a 'women will go for psychos if they look good' troll. My bad.

love/hate his guitar hero obsession.
he's got some amazing fingering skills though.
I also think his tractor is sexy~

Love him since we compliment eachother's personnalities, which means we get along so well.
He's mature and logical, I'm more spontaeous. it works, real well.
Oh, haha. And he's sexy as f**k.
Downside, I suppose is that he's a bit pompous. I'm intelligent but I don't like to parade it around. He likes looking 'smart' to others.

Love him since we compliment eachother's personnalities, which means we get along so well.
He's mature and logical, I'm more spontaeous. it works, real well.
Oh, haha. And he's sexy as f**k.
Downside, I suppose is that he's a bit pompous. I'm intelligent but I don't like to parade it around. He likes looking 'smart' to others.

I think we have the same boyfriend.

I love most things about this man. He's caring and tender. He doesn't pretend to be a badass like most guys. He's intelligent and talented, but so humble that he doesn't realize how amazing he is.
The only thing that bothers me is that he is more indecisive than even me, so we are slow at making decisions together.


I think we have the same boyfriend.

hahaha. Awwwh sh*t.
:P Keep him busy while I'm gone. I'll do the same for you.

I love there's pretty much only girls posting their boyfriends.

Things I hate about my girlfriend:
She doesn't exist
Things I love about my girlfriend:
She doesn't exist
I may not have a companion, but at least I don't have to put up with drama.

I love there's pretty much only girls posting their boyfriends.

You know what they say
70% or girls are in a relationship, but only 50% of guys.
haha

I love it when he sends me little texts that remind me that he cares. I love that when I bring up my flaws he pretends like they don't exist and calls me perfect.
I hate that he lives so far away.

I'm not sure what I love about her. She's very kind. She also needs someone to care for her, and is honest about it, which in turn makes me feel good that she's happy for me to be the guy she depends on.
She's also European, and filthy in bed.

>>I'm not sure what I love about her. She's very kind. She also needs someone to care for her, and is honest about it, which in turn makes me feel good that she's happy for me to be the guy she depends on.
So basically you're dating your grandma?


haha. You're safe. That's not my man. :) just yours


That guy is not sexy, sorry


That guy is not sexy, sorry

The one in the middle, is to me. I think he's incredibly handsome.


The one in the middle, is to me. I think he's incredibly handsome.

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess, but for what most people consider to be attractive, he's not.
Not that it matters anyway :)

love:
he is considerate of my needs, is always friendly and jovial and never moody or pouty, remembers a lot of little things that I only mention once, likes that I don't wear makeup, his sex drive is lower than mine so I pretty much decide when we fool around
hate:
says "oy" a lot (he is a british person), gets food crumbs all over the kitchen when he cooks, comments about how much cleaning spray or paper towels I use even though he doesn't do any cleaning himself (he works and I take care of the housework for now)


Beauty is in the eye of the beholder I guess, but for what most people consider to be attractive, he's not.
Not that it matters anyway :)

gonna delete the photo, just in case he sees, eep.

I love her personality and dress sense, and her hair, and her voice.
She sings and she has a really really awesome speaking voice. I love it when she says pretty much anything and it makes things so much cuter.
I don't like the amount of time we see each other (no where near enough, but we're sorting that out soon, we've both been busy in other countries and etc.)
I don't like that I can't really bring her on nights out with me (no ID). I want to have my girlfriend at my side when I'm out on the night, it's the best feeling. In fact she never comes out with me and my friends/I never go out with her and her friends in the daytime either. Our friend groups are very different though.

Is her right arm REALLY REALLY skinny or is the shirt covering it?

i love that he doesnt care what people think, and has taught me to not care as much about stupid sh*t.
i hate that he doesnt shave...dont get me wrong, hairy men are a turn on, i would just love to see his cute face once in a while.

My girlfriend is adorable, and can be sweet and thoughtful, and is very pretty, and I feel like I can trust her a bit. Just the fact that she wants me is great. I like how she listens to me and (usually) doesn't make me feel like an idiot, even when half the time I am.
I don't like when she decides one day she'll be a damned idiot, and another be all serious and kind of a bitch, and there never seems to be any middle ground. I hate it when she takes me for granted and acts like she can be an ass to me whenever she feels like it.

I love pretty much everything about her.
I hate that she's not my girlfriend.

I love his little tummy and his ginger chest and tummy hair. Its so fuzzy and soft.
I love the stretchmarks on the inside of his legs. Hell, I love his legs. They're HUGE! and muscular. And so nice to hold on to.
I love his ass. He's got a great ass. I'm going to rim him one day...i just cant get up the courage to ask him (he's so vanilla i dont want to scare him)
I love his shoulders. He's covered in freckles and his shoulders are all colourful from it. Theyre SOOO strong...seriously my man is the strongest thing ever. His arms are so powerful yet he's soooo amazingly gentle <3
I love his smile. He's so cute when he smiles. a bit shy, a bit confident, a bit of everything. and i even love how his perfect teeth are not-so-perfect since he stopped wearing his retainer and one of his front teeth has shifted ever so slightly and only i can notice.
i love his back. he has a beautiful back..and i love running my hand down his spine.
i love how he has a ticklish spot right above his belly button that only i know about. i found it by accident and OMG is he cute when he's being tickled.
i love how he'll admit to fapping 4 times a day, and i love how he'll wait days without fapping before i come over and he'll block out the sun with all his jizz.

I love his little tummy and his ginger chest and tummy hair. Its so fuzzy and soft.
I love the stretchmarks on the inside of his legs. Hell, I love his legs. They're HUGE! and muscular. And so nice to hold on to.
I love his ass. He's got a great ass. I'm going to rim him one day...i just cant get up the courage to ask him (he's so vanilla i dont want to scare him)
I love his shoulders. He's covered in freckles and his shoulders are all colourful from it. Theyre SOOO strong...seriously my man is the strongest thing ever. His arms are so powerful yet he's soooo amazingly gentle <3
I love his smile. He's so cute when he smiles. a bit shy, a bit confident, a bit of everything. and i even love how his perfect teeth are not-so-perfect since he stopped wearing his retainer and one of his front teeth has shifted ever so slightly and only i can notice.
i love his back. he has a beautiful back..and i love running my hand down his spine.
i love how he has a ticklish spot right above his belly button that only i know about. i found it by accident and OMG is he cute when he's being tickled.
i love how he'll admit to fapping 4 times a day, and i love how he'll wait days without fapping before i come over and he'll block out the sun with all his jizz.

(cont)
lol i'm such a loser. but i really needed this outlet to say how much i miss him :)
thank you for thsi thread OP lol.

i love how he trusts me with everything. Every question i ask him gets a proper response... we dont have to go through the bullsh*t of saying thiings like "its none of your business" or "i'll tell you one day".
i love how he keeps his hair cut and how he takes off his dog chain on the weekend and how he'll never take off his watch.
i love how he holds me. his arms are so protective and he's so gentle...yet i know he'll never let me go.
I love how he's not afraid to go out of his way to make me feel happy, and how he always calls me 'awesome'.
Pic related. Its him. He's posted this on anonymous (in one of those 'grab whats to the left of your computer and put it in your mouth' camwh**re threads) so i he cant be mad at me for posting it again :P

Love: He's hilarious, witty, talented, has good taste in music. He's my best friend. We've been together for two years.
Hate: There's nowhere to park within two blocks of his new house he's renting. Sometimes he likes to say sh*t to me just to see if it will make me cry (e.g. he'll throw in some "maybe we should just break up" comment and then start laughing about it a few minutes later). Similar to
I hate that he dislikes the music I listen to, and won't give it a chance, that he makes very little effort for me anymore.
I hate that I don't trust him, I hate that he takes me for granted, I hate that he doesn't understand my depression, and that he expects me to be able to "snap out of it" and be cured...
But I love that I can see him at the drop of a hat if we wish, I love that he's intelligent and driven, I love that I'm so attracted to him, and that he's so good in bed.
I love that I feel so happy and safe with him, and that he's mine. We will work things out, and it's all about compromise.
, I have problems with occasional anxiety attacks. It's difficult for him to understand the entire thinking processes involved, but at the same time, it makes me feel like sh*t when my head is full of anxiety-related f**k, and he either won't talk to me or just looks at me and says "I don't know what the f**k your problem is." He likes to make fun of me during sexual activities. This turns me off to the point where my vag becomes dry, causing him to further criticize and make statements such as "You're not enjoying this at all, are you?" and get pissed off at me for the rest of the night. This, in turn, causes me to not be very willing to engage in further sexual activities with him, which creates a long chain of frustration. Good times.

She's really beautiful, intelligent, laughs at my jokes, has similar tastes to me, is never easily offended (aside from a couple things, comments on appearance aside from those that are positive are a guaranteed issue.) She does the most adorable little things, and has these amazing dimples that brighten up my day. I just love her, and the feeling is returned. She's incredible. She's also extremely understanding and loving of my issues, and accepting of my problems (Diagnosed Psychotic Depression etc.)
Things that are problems (i wouldn't say hate, because they are all part of her, and i love her flaws too) are that she is pretty depressive, self loathing, bulimic and a cutter. I understand though due to my past issues and willing to stick with her while we sort it out together, she kisses my scars and we protect each other, and whenever i doubt the situation, i'll make her smile, and all my doubts float away, her dimples make it all worth while.
Sorry, tl;dr I love her, she loves me, we're both f**ked up, but we work well together and i enjoy every minute i'm with her.

Likes:
-Good in bed, really horny and eager to try new things
-We listen to a lot of the same music and enjoy a lot of the same movies
-She's basically my best bro
-Is into traditionally un-girly things
-Attractive, dresses really cute, she's got her own style and a few little things that set her apart from the crowd
-Extremely loving and caring
Dislikes:
-Smothers me from time to time
-Can get annoying sometimes
-Low self-esteem and confidence, even with my reassurance

Love: He's hilarious, witty, talented, has good taste in music. He's my best friend. We've been together for two years.
Hate: There's nowhere to park within two blocks of his new house he's renting. Sometimes he likes to say sh*t to me just to see if it will make me cry (e.g. he'll throw in some "maybe we should just break up" comment and then start laughing about it a few minutes later). Similar to , I have problems with occasional anxiety attacks. It's difficult for him to understand the entire thinking processes involved, but at the same time, it makes me feel like sh*t when my head is full of anxiety-related f**k, and he either won't talk to me or just looks at me and says "I don't know what the f**k your problem is." He likes to make fun of me during sexual activities. This turns me off to the point where my vag becomes dry, causing him to further criticize and make statements such as "You're not enjoying this at all, are you?" and get pissed off at me for the rest of the night. This, in turn, causes me to not be very willing to engage in further sexual activities with him, which creates a long chain of frustration. Good times.

so basically you dont have a "dirty little bitch" fetish.
most girls (seriously, MOST girls) enjoy being made fun of and talked down to during sex if its from someone who loves and respects them. its role playing. chill the f**k out woman.

I love her gorgeous eyes, and her beautiful features
I love her strange mannerisms
The way she looks at me when I'm admiring how beautiful she is
The way she used to say my name when we passed by eachother in the hallways
The way she has to hide behind her friends because she is embarrassed of how I will think she looks at the time
The way she runs away when I try to tag her when we are playing tag..
the way she spits on the notes and letters I give her because she knows I have a saliva fetish and I crave her saliva..
When she goes pale from amazement when I give her my great and skillfully made statues of her body..
She means so much to me


so basically you dont have a "dirty little bitch" fetish.
most girls (seriously, MOST girls) enjoy being made fun of and talked down to during sex if its from someone who loves and respects them. its role playing. chill the f**k out woman.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind being talked down to in the way I'm assuming you're thinking about (e.g. being called a dirty wh**re/slut/etc.). The way in which he does it isn't quite as mature or necessarily dominating, and moreso takes place along the lines of him mimicking my voice in a whiney and high-pitched manner. The dirty wh**re stuff? That can be sexy. This is not.

I love her gorgeous eyes, and her beautiful features
I love her strange mannerisms
The way she looks at me when I'm admiring how beautiful she is
The way she used to say my name when we passed by eachother in the hallways
The way she has to hide behind her friends because she is embarrassed of how I will think she looks at the time
The way she runs away when I try to tag her when we are playing tag..
the way she spits on the notes and letters I give her because she knows I have a saliva fetish and I crave her saliva..
When she goes pale from amazement when I give her my great and skillfully made statues of her body..
She means so much to me

>The way she has to hide behind her friends because she is embarrassed of how I will think she looks at the time
>The way she runs away when I try to tag her when we are playing tag..
>the way she spits on the notes and letters I give her because she knows I have a saliva fetish and I crave her saliva..
>When she goes pale from amazement when I give her my great and skillfully made statues of her body..
WAT

God we really don't need these f**king worthless threads. Survey threads "tell us X about your life" are just compilations of everybody posts, nobody cares.
Try to make up some goddamn content before you make a new topic OP.

God we really don't need these f**king worthless threads. Survey threads "tell us X about your life" are just compilations of everybody posts, nobody cares.
Try to make up some goddamn content before you make a new topic OP.

>Butthurt because he doesn't have a girlfriend/boyfriend

These threads: About 50% is women.
Ronery threads: About 1% is women.
And they deny they have it easier. Filthy wh**res.

I love how cute, sweet, and thoughtful he can be. I love the fact that we can talk about computers and web and video games, and understand eachother.
I hate how arrogant and pessimistic he is. I hate how often he thinks the world is ending because some little thing didn't go as he planned or wanted. I hate that he blames all the problems in our relationship on me, and doesn't take any responsibility. I also hate how much of a flirt he is.

no one
im painfully lonely


Honestly, I wouldn't mind being talked down to in the way I'm assuming you're thinking about (e.g. being called a dirty wh**re/slut/etc.). The way in which he does it isn't quite as mature or necessarily dominating, and moreso takes place along the lines of him mimicking my voice in a whiney and high-pitched manner. The dirty wh**re stuff? That can be sexy. This is not.

then he has a humiliating fetish
heres a tip: try to get off to him humiliating you. It'll be really great sex cuz he seems like a natural at it

Likes
-Incredibly intelligent
-Very thoughtful and caring
-Has a respectable career
-Knows more about computers then I do
-Very creative and imaginative.
-Loves being a nerd and geeking out with me
-Very attentive and supporting
- Patience of a saint
-Sexy fit body, incredible ass
-Exercises regularly and eats very healthy
-Tries to be very structured and organized
- Isnt afraid of any carnival or thrill ride, where as I pee
may pants on the ferris wheel.
-Never afraid to try new things
Dislikes
- Her strange way of communicating sometimes causes misunderstandings between us
- Inexperinced with sex
- Sometimes a little to zealous about our faith
- Can be very prudish and needlessly reserved because of the above
- Feels uncomfortable in a two piece bikini or tank tops despite having an amazing body and tummy
- Loves talking on the phone, whereas I do not
- Always quiet when upset, depressed, or sad and will never tell me whats wrong when I ask
- Has a photographic memory so its impossible to win most arguments that involve recalling past events
- Loses her wallets, keys, cell phones almost regularly
- Despite trying to prove otherwise is incredibly messy

I go out with my girlfriend in order to have sex whenever I want. That's the only reason I go out with her.

Pros: He brings the best out of me, intuitive, easy to relax around, honest, simple, intelligent, witty, hard working, f**kwin in bed, easy going.

Cons: Has no interest in school.

I love her personality and dress sense, and her hair, and her voice.
She sings and she has a really really awesome speaking voice. I love it when she says pretty much anything and it makes things so much cuter.
I don't like the amount of time we see each other (no where near enough, but we're sorting that out soon, we've both been busy in other countries and etc.)
I don't like that I can't really bring her on nights out with me (no ID). I want to have my girlfriend at my side when I'm out on the night, it's the best feeling. In fact she never comes out with me and my friends/I never go out with her and her friends in the daytime either. Our friend groups are very different though.

this is a strange question, but was that picture taking in Hatfield Heath?

I spent my free time learning how to sound like a dog. Now whenever I pass by a dog, I bark at it.

Love: He's hilarious, witty, talented, has good taste in music. He's my best friend. We've been together for two years.
Hate: There's nowhere to park within two blocks of his new house he's renting. Sometimes he likes to say sh*t to me just to see if it will make me cry (e.g. he'll throw in some "maybe we should just break up" comment and then start laughing about it a few minutes later). Similar to , I have problems with occasional anxiety attacks. It's difficult for him to understand the entire thinking processes involved, but at the same time, it makes me feel like sh*t when my head is full of anxiety-related f**k, and he either won't talk to me or just looks at me and says "I don't know what the f**k your problem is." He likes to make fun of me during sexual activities. This turns me off to the point where my vag becomes dry, causing him to further criticize and make statements such as "You're not enjoying this at all, are you?" and get pissed off at me for the rest of the night. This, in turn, causes me to not be very willing to engage in further sexual activities with him, which creates a long chain of frustration. Good times.

I had a boyfriend who loved to mind f**k.
Sh*t was not cash, every week it was something else to see all the different ways he could make me cry, and depressed. Near the end of the relationship it consisted of him slaming my face into the fridge, throwing plates at me and then spitting in my face. When I broke up with him he seriously asked me why.
haha, guy was psycho...but I put up with it for so long because he could be awesome to be around and could draw like no one's buisness.

He's fun, relaxed and sexy. What I don't like is he's balding at the top.


I had a boyfriend who loved to mind f**k.
Sh*t was not cash, every week it was something else to see all the different ways he could make me cry, and depressed. Near the end of the relationship it consisted of him slaming my face into the fridge, throwing plates at me and then spitting in my face. When I broke up with him he seriously asked me why.
haha, guy was psycho...but I put up with it for so long because he could be awesome to be around and could draw like no one's buisness.

And women ask us why we think they're wh**res.
This is why we think you're wh**res, women. This post right here, is why you are wh**res.

Good: Smart, caring, pretty, we share many interests, very creative, loving, fun in bed.
Bad: Can't trust, overweight, slightly dorky, spoiled by parents, daddy issues.
We're getting married. Should be a fun life.


And women ask us why we think they're wh**res.
This is why we think you're wh**res, women. This post right here, is why you are wh**res.

being with someone for 6 years as you support them through school and pay their rent makes me a wh**re?
Find me wh**res that pay you!


being with someone for 6 years as you support them through school and pay their rent makes me a wh**re?
Find me wh**res that pay you!

In Soviet-Russia whor... oh, never mind, I think I've been on the internet for long enough...

Post what you love or hate about your boyfriend/girlfriend, anonymous
Feel free to post pictures too
I'm aware this'll probably turn into a pseudo-camwh**re bragging and trolling clusterf**k but it's interesting to see who yo guys date

I love too many things about him; e.g., the fact that he's so intelligent and creative that the sole fact of being around him for these last 5 months has stimulated my brain so much, the fact that I'm learning his personal concept of 'beauty' and the way he discovers it in music (especially jazz), literature and science. I admire him so much. I love it that he protects me all the time and asks me if I'm having a good time, or if I need anything, like every 20 minutes. He puts so much effort in our relationship. I love it that he can intuitively get (and act out with me) my sexual fantasies without me needing to explicitly tell him about them; he understands that sex is a psychological thing.
I really don't like it when he gets mad and shouts for little irrelevant things, I'm too vulnerable when I'm around him and it scares me.


this is a strange question, but was that picture taking in Hatfield Heath?

Nahh it wasn't, sorry :(

Likes:
-She is very outgoing and generally friendly
-She's hot
-She's fun to hang around with
-She's low maintenance
-Her parents are pretty cool guys
Cons:
-She milks her sexiness for the attention without putting out
-When she DOES put out, she just lays there
-She sucks at both handjobs and blowjobs
-She's paranoid as f**k about everything
-A bunch of her friends are insufferable
-Flirts with/lusts after other guys
-Competitive to the point that she refuses to do much of anything she can't win at
-Vehement in her political beliefs
Huh. Looking at the list, she sounds like the kind of girl I should probably dump.
Looks like I'll be single once summer rolls around.

I don't like that she doesn't exist.
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