Sunday, September 26, 2010

Confess your deep dark secrets

c'mon anons, this is your chance to confess what noone knows about what you did, let's see bad anons can really get >_<
story related.. I copied the house key and got the security alarm code of a long time friend (girl) of which i hadn't talked to in a few years (opportunity presented itself). Got into her house when i knew noone was home (her, her sister or her parents) and sniffed around every personal stuff just to find interesting things i didn't know about her or her sister. Ended up finding some photos, a sh*tloads of notes and browsing their underwear, but nothing special other than that. Didn't steal anything either as I do know I have other chances to return, plus alarm was on when I got in so if they saw something missing they would know only a handful of people could've done it.
PS. They don't know I ever had the key or the code in my hand :)




I'd like to go through someone's house... It'd just be interesting poking into all their personal belongings, seeing what they bothered to keep and where they kept it, having a look what's in the front of their wardrobe and what's in the back...
...and because I feel this way, and I know other people must feel this way, I have a safe.

My secrets are boring. I am gay but only a handful of people know that (and of course they're slowly getting away).
I am boring, anons, plain boring.

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

Thing is her mother is a high school teacher to a school i actually attended and i know her very well.. long story short ended up finding the smallest thong in her wardrobe.. imagine my face when i saw it.. Also i have some other B&E stories but lets see if other anons post.
PS. I never steal anything valuable, I just do it for the thrill and curiosity, and might end getting some trophy like underwear or whatever

My secret is i am gay! I tell my friends this, but I have yet to tell my parents. Once my mother caught me in bed with another guy, but she still thinks i am straight for some reason :/.

My secret is i am gay! I tell my friends this, but I have yet to tell my parents. Once my mother caught me in bed with another guy, but she still thinks i am straight for some reason :/.

That's just her hopes that she'll have grandchildren some day.
PRO Tip: Put on a gay porn movie and jack off so she catches u at it

Where are all the spying on a girl/boy stories or going through personal stuff.. show us how crazy u can be

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

My secrets are boring. I am gay but only a handful of people know that (and of course they're slowly getting away).
I am boring, anons, plain boring.

My secret is i am gay! I tell my friends this, but I have yet to tell my parents. Once my mother caught me in bed with another guy, but she still thinks i am straight for some reason :/.


Nothing wrong with being gay boys.

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

write a note saying ur body parts will be donated to science and medical use, be useful before u go

I f**king wish I could do what OP did. I'm such a voyeur that I think I'd start jerking off the first moment I started opening up drawers.

sometimes instead of using toilet paper I just wipe my dick on the bathroom towel




Nothing wrong with being gay boys.

I know there isn't, and part of me wants to be gay, I just hate myself for it. Argh. Maybe my mind will grow up and accept it.

write a note saying ur body parts will be donated to science and medical use, be useful before u go

I'm already a registered organ donor.

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

Sounds like me. Except for the third one. You can pull through, sweety... (If I could, you can.)

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

This is coming from another self-harmer: please don't kill yourself. Things are eventually going to work out. You'll be fine. Your life doesn't have to be like this. You can make it.


Sounds like me. Except for the third one. You can pull through, sweety... (If I could, you can.)

I can, I know I can, I just don't want to.
Also, 'sweety'? Lol, been a while since I've been called that.
Thanks though. Really, thanks.

I'm a member on OKcupid, and get messaged by decently cute girls all the time because they're really interested in me but I never reply, instead I get my hopes up over girls I think I'd get along with great but they end up being dumb c**ts
I really want to experiment with a trap/feminine bi or gay guy, but have no idea how to do so, my friends gf has an extremely feminine guy friend who is obviously gay, so feminine that I think dirty thoughts about him :|, but neither my friend or his gf knows I am even close to being bi, so I have no idea what to do.

i dry my balls with the family hair drier.
also, life hack

i dry my balls with the family hair drier.
also, life hack

yea lets super heat our balls, nothing bad can come from this, it's not like there a delicate balance in the temperature they need to maintain or else you can go sterile

I f**king wish I could do what OP did. I'm such a voyeur that I think I'd start jerking off the first moment I started opening up drawers.

I'll go into details for those who havn't experienced it. I give you my anon word that this actually happened. It started when i went around a neighbours house and saw an entry to which i was curious enough to go and see if anyone was home. As i got to the window i waited to see if i could hear anything and then thought to myself 'f**k it, lets just check this out'. I check my surroundings just before to see if anyone's watching and its late night and noones around. I go in and the most exciting feeling comes rushing up my body (not sexual) to the point i almost feel my legs fading. I walk around slowly just in case someones in the house (a dad, and her daughter and son live in this house, and i kinda already know this since they're my neighbours. Also daughter is about 3 years older than me, and son is about my age). Going on.. i've entered through the sons room and check around, and since noones in i guess he's at his mothers, i then think to myself to check the dad's room since he could be asleep and it's best to safe first and i end up finding him in there. This is when i think 'sh*t sh*t sh*t, this is enough i gotta get out of here, but just before i walk out i remember to unlock another small window just so i might do it again another time, and that's when i get out and go home.
This was my first experience on B&E on someones house

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

You may think that everyone on web is just a jerk that cares for no-one, but it's not true.
If I'd found out that someone I'd talked to on web actually killed themself I'd never forgive myself.
Everyone has something to live for.


yea lets super heat our balls, nothing bad can come from this, it's not like there a delicate balance in the temperature they need to maintain or else you can go sterile

my hairdrier has a cold function. i should have mentioned that. yeah i wouldnt be that crazy


You may think that everyone on web is just a jerk that cares for no-one, but it's not true.
If I'd found out that someone I'd talked to on web actually killed themself I'd never forgive myself.
Everyone has something to live for.

Again, thanks, but I can assure you that there is next to no point in me being on this planet.


Again, thanks, but I can assure you that there is next to no point in me being on this planet.

Pish! There is a point to everyone being here, even if it's only to make someone else's life better

I actually should explain beforehand that what got my attention wasn't just the opened window but the clothes being dryed up just outside of it (daughter's clothes, just ended checking them out but didnt take any since it was all new to me and there werent many panties so someone would notice). A next week i started somehow a bit of a surveillance thing, got the binoculars and started being awake till late so that parents would be sleeping and i could see if anyone were in the other house. About 3am i decide to sneak out and go across to the neighbours house again (im almost sure noones inside since only the dad's car is in and he travels a bit). Again not a single soul in the streets. I jump in through the window and start mapping the house and figuring out which room belongs to whom. I then go to the last room in the hallway and behold is her room, i get in but im afraid to turn a light on because someone could see, so i shut everything so that noone can see shadows or lights inside that room, and then turn the lights on to see a pinkish-red coloured room. I immediately start the clock and think to myself 'ok you got 15mins to do whatever it is and get out'. So with my heart beating as fast as i were running from the cops, i start going through everything drawers, her camera, bathroom stuff, even some money i think she might've been saving. Cont...

i've fapped to CP.
i feel like i don't have a soul now.


Pish! There is a point to everyone being here, even if it's only to make someone else's life better

I never have nor will make anybody else's life better though. I'm the worst person ever.
I realise I sound stubborn and probably very rude, and I'm sorry. I do appreciate your concern (even if I don't know you), but it's hard to show it.


I never have nor will make anybody else's life better though. I'm the worst person ever.
I realise I sound stubborn and probably very rude, and I'm sorry. I do appreciate your concern (even if I don't know you), but it's hard to show it.

I don't know you ... but you don't sound like the worse person ever to me.
What makes you think that you are?

Cont... At the end of the night i found one of those harmony lubes in her drawers, underwear, some photos of her in a bikini to which i think she was posing for a friend since she was acting all slutty and some recently used tampon (to that day i hadnt smelled a girls used tampon and sh*t was horrible, I used to think that it would be hot if i every found one but anons be aware stay the f**k away from those). From that day forward i knew she usually had her period on the 11th (i entered the 13th)

I'm a member on OKcupid, and get messaged by decently cute girls all the time because they're really interested in me but I never reply, instead I get my hopes up over girls I think I'd get along with great but they end up being dumb c**ts
I really want to experiment with a trap/feminine bi or gay guy, but have no idea how to do so, my friends gf has an extremely feminine guy friend who is obviously gay, so feminine that I think dirty thoughts about him :|, but neither my friend or his gf knows I am even close to being bi, so I have no idea what to do.

I'll have sex with you, brosef.

I'm actually from FBI.

c'mon anons, you seriously havnt ever done something like this in your life? share!
PS. all the stories are true and i even have the trophys to prove it

I'm actually from FBI.

Oh hi mr FBI don't worry about me since im not from the US (:

c'mon anons, you seriously havnt ever done something like this in your life? share!
PS. all the stories are true and i even have the trophys to prove it

pics of trophies. doit

lol i cant believe im actually considering this since ive always been careful with this stuff, but ill post it if some other stories get shared. anons bolt of honor

fine... man you guys should really try to write a bit.. anyway got the date wrong since i actually thought is was the 19th and was lazy to redo it again.
just a little info, the bag itself probably has over 20 panties and 13-14 bras plus a sh*tload of ther clothes, photos and personal items (i've collected over a fews years (im still pretty young so you would never think that i would do something like this). With the years i've become rather good at it and know when to get out and how to behave in order not to get caught (i've had close calls to which my cool made me go unsuspected and never caught)

secrets mmm lets see
when i was around 15 we were at my mothers friends house and she had a daughter i'd known since we were probably 4 or so. she was sleeping on a couch and i felt her up a bit when she was sleeping. I don't really know why i did it. I didn't get a boner from it or anything, dont think i even fapped about it, mostly from guilt. the worst part is she's not exactly emotionally stable i don't remember why, schizo or something i don't remember exactly what it is. a month or so after this happened we were visiting again and she was freaking out a bit and was crying in her closet, it was probably something unrelated but i about shat myself thinking what if she woke up when i was doing it.
aside from that i can't think of too much. i kissed my male best friend in a hot tub when i was probably 7. that was kind of weird and i have a feeling its one of those 'we both remember it but will never talk about it' kind of things.
other than that i used to steal from time to time, i started stealing pens and stuff from my teachers and then money from teachers and eventually occasionally from stores. not small shops or anything before anyone gets butthurt, it was usually walmart.

A teacher in high school pissed me off. So I went in his office after school, pissed all over his car keys, picture of his family and all the papers on his desk. Then I jacked off and came on his laptop keyboard.
The rumour went round the school about how some teacher got all his stuff pissed on. Never felt so proud.


I don't know you ... but you don't sound like the worse person ever to me.
What makes you think that you are?

Urgh. I can't explain it. This is the internet anyway, it's different. Sorry if I don't come across as the horrible horrible c**t I really am.


Oh hi mr FBI don't worry about me since im not from the US (:

They can still f**k you up. Remember that aspie who hacked the pentagon and got extradited to the states or something?

I used to fap with the panties of my friend's mom whenever I visited.
What a f**king rush... good times

My secret is i am gay! I tell my friends this, but I have yet to tell my parents. Once my mother caught me in bed with another guy, but she still thinks i am straight for some reason :/.

Did you post in an "awkward sexual moments" thread a few days back? There was somebody with a similar story


I don't know you ... but you don't sound like the worse person ever to me.
What makes you think that you are?

Depressedf** here. Thanks for taking the time to post etc. I really appreciate it. Just thought I would let you know that I'm going to bed now so won't reply.


They can still f**k you up. Remember that aspie who hacked the pentagon and got extradited to the states or something?

Fortunately im using not naive enough to not protect myself from IP tracing and what not.. not going to go into details but it's pretty safe plus it's not like i robbed a bank.. Almost everyone has his own dark secret, I just thought that some of you wouldve like to share it since you cant with anyone else

A teacher in high school pissed me off. So I went in his office after school, pissed all over his car keys, picture of his family and all the papers on his desk. Then I jacked off and came on his laptop keyboard.
The rumour went round the school about how some teacher got all his stuff pissed on. Never felt so proud.

Were you texting in class and got caught?

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

Anon, are you me from last year?
Honestly, you could be. Well, except for the fact that I was always able to accept my bisexuality. And I'm seriously considering restarting my self-harm... but be positive! I only ever seriously considered suicide once, so i can't imagine how you feel, but life CAN get better.
This is a picture of me giving you a hug, if I were a boy.

Cont... At the end of the night i found one of those harmony lubes in her drawers, underwear, some photos of her in a bikini to which i think she was posing for a friend since she was acting all slutty and some recently used tampon (to that day i hadnt smelled a girls used tampon and sh*t was horrible, I used to think that it would be hot if i every found one but anons be aware stay the f**k away from those). From that day forward i knew she usually had her period on the 11th (i entered the 13th)

Girls don't have period on the same date every month. It keeps changing because it's every 28 days or some sh*t

About a year ago I was horny as f**k and at the time was experimenting with my sexuality. I put some pictures of myself up on craigslist and started searching for a quick blow-and-go just to try sucking dick and seeing if I liked it from another guy.
After browsing the multiple responses I picked one guy who was older 48 (I was 24) and he looked like he was well mannered/kept. After talking a bit we agreed to meet at his place which was in a wealthy neighborhood, we both agreed that being discreet was a high priority.
I walked into his place and right in the main entrance was a big plasma tv with gay porno blaring he was staring at me with the biggest eyes I'd ever seen. He led me into his bedroom and told me to get comfortable. At this point I was weary but just started to take my clothes off, I tended to c*m and make him c*m and then get the f**k out.
After about 5 minutes he comes back into the room wheeling a handcart with 3 big piles of cocaine with straws and choppers strewn all over. He breaks out a huge f**king line and does it infront of me, as he passed the straw to me I told him I wasn't interested and just wanted to leave at that point.
He starts literally crying and pleading and asking me why, asking if it's because of his looks or his place. The whole time he is doing this I'm putting my clothes on as fast as I can with my back to the bedroom door.
Then he put both hands on my shoulders and leaned in for a kiss and I socked him twice in the jaw, I took off running through his house and out the door and into my car.
I never told anybody about that and I never heard back from that guy at all. Scariest moments of all time for me.


Were you texting in class and got caught?

lol, quite close to the truth.
Teen angst is a brilliant thing sometimes.

In all honesty i didnt intend this to be a white knight topic, even tho i dont condem it, but seriously do it in another topic which is more related.
Btw, a few months ago i was checking some houses in a closed community at night and seeing who lived where (i was staying at a house in that community with a golf course). I kinda decided to go all out, and in black like a f**king spy just for the fun of it. I ended up with a pretty good profile of who lived in which house but didnt do anything (i found this one house with a f**king gate opened directly to the golf course, wtf...). Anyway weeks later I hear about how some people where breaking in and stealing some houses, imagine my f**king face when they told me this (btw I was sure I wasnt caught but kinda laughed about how i wasnt alone on doing this :) )

Weird Places I've Masturbated:
My Freinds Birthday Party (In his Toilet)
Airplane Bathroom
My Room When My Freind was sleeping on the floor (on at least 2-3 occasions)
My Freinds Bathroom Floor (About His Mom)

About a year ago I was horny as f**k and at the time was experimenting with my sexuality. I put some pictures of myself up on craigslist and started searching for a quick blow-and-go just to try sucking dick and seeing if I liked it from another guy.
After browsing the multiple responses I picked one guy who was older 48 (I was 24) and he looked like he was well mannered/kept. After talking a bit we agreed to meet at his place which was in a wealthy neighborhood, we both agreed that being discreet was a high priority.
I walked into his place and right in the main entrance was a big plasma tv with gay porno blaring he was staring at me with the biggest eyes I'd ever seen. He led me into his bedroom and told me to get comfortable. At this point I was weary but just started to take my clothes off, I tended to c*m and make him c*m and then get the f**k out.
After about 5 minutes he comes back into the room wheeling a handcart with 3 big piles of cocaine with straws and choppers strewn all over. He breaks out a huge f**king line and does it infront of me, as he passed the straw to me I told him I wasn't interested and just wanted to leave at that point.
He starts literally crying and pleading and asking me why, asking if it's because of his looks or his place. The whole time he is doing this I'm putting my clothes on as fast as I can with my back to the bedroom door.
Then he put both hands on my shoulders and leaned in for a kiss and I socked him twice in the jaw, I took off running through his house and out the door and into my car.
I never told anybody about that and I never heard back from that guy at all. Scariest moments of all time for me.

Hilarious. did he live with anybody?

I took a fap at my friends house and there was no toilet paper so I my dick on his Persian cat
A week later the cat had to have a trim because it's fur was ruined according to his mum.


lol, quite close to the truth.
Teen angst is a brilliant thing sometimes.

One of the close calls i was talking about was actually on the first house (i think i entered it about 14 times over the time). By this point i had gotten pretty good and started to always lay out more than one escape route and beware if someone was nearby. So just after i was about done, i go upstairs and f**king hear someone opening the front door, so going downstairs to get out is no option thus no escape route, Cont...


Hilarious. did he live with anybody?

He told me he was alone, I don't know what to make of it though. Looked like multiple people could of been living there for all I knew.

I took a fap at my friends house and there was no toilet paper so I my dick on his Persian cat
A week later the cat had to have a trim because it's fur was ruined according to his mum.

C*m in the toilet?


C*m in the toilet?

You dont understand what it was like at the time.
All the crystal white fur just looked so good.

I either open a window and climb down or it's over.. now for those who have thought that you've been scared before, believe me it was nothing compared to how i was then.. i was just thinking of how f**ked i would be if i were to be caught, luckily i left no lights on and could get away if i managed to get out. So i silently opened a window and waited to hear whoever it was making noise so i knew where he was, I then jumped down and f**king ran like usain bolt out of there.. the window was left opened but i believe they just figured they had left it opened and didnt think much of it

I steal things at a party house or my friends house. Like money, ipods, and phones.
I break into lockers and change rooms to steal laptops and other personal belongings. Turn off phone so they can't call, reformat phone, sell to some kid for 50 bucks.
I'm a business man.

I steal things at a party house or my friends house. Like money, ipods, and phones.
I break into lockers and change rooms to steal laptops and other personal belongings. Turn off phone so they can't call, reformat phone, sell to some kid for 50 bucks.
I'm a business man.

You're a terrible person.


You're a terrible person.

Oh I'm sure, but i Make almost 500-1000 dollars a week depending on what I sell. Not including my part time job.

I either open a window and climb down or it's over.. now for those who have thought that you've been scared before, believe me it was nothing compared to how i was then.. i was just thinking of how f**ked i would be if i were to be caught, luckily i left no lights on and could get away if i managed to get out. So i silently opened a window and waited to hear whoever it was making noise so i knew where he was, I then jumped down and f**king ran like usain bolt out of there.. the window was left opened but i believe they just figured they had left it opened and didnt think much of it

I got chased by a school janitor once. Not quite the same but I know the feeling when you feel like you're running for your life

I ran over my neighbor's dog, killing it.
I freed another neighbor's parakeets from their cage.
I switched a neighbor's presumably expensive foreign fish with those cheap 25 cent goldfish from Walmart.
Another random guy down the street has these huge dobermans, I went into his house and took out all of the shoes and socks I could find and threw them at his dogs so that they'd chew them up.
Also I pee into bottles and find all the places that cats usually mark with their own piss and I then spray my own piss over theirs, thus marking my territory.
Yeah, I'm f**ked up in a weird way.

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

Don't do it, friend! We love you.

Related to the photos and to the first story, amoung those photos i actually found a innocent nude one (wasnt for bf or whoring, just some friendly thing and i believe she forgot about it because i almost didnt find it amoung all the stuff). Anyway it really is the strangest feeling in the world knowing someone for so long, be almost like best friends at some point and after it , finally seeing how they looked naked. It's something i believe everyone should enjoy at least once in their life

Wow OPPP, your stories are cool. I'd like to break into someone's house just to look at their stuff some time. So you don't always enter the same house, but several houses in your neighborhood or what?

I ran over my neighbor's dog, killing it.
I freed another neighbor's parakeets from their cage.
I switched a neighbor's presumably expensive foreign fish with those cheap 25 cent goldfish from Walmart.
Another random guy down the street has these huge dobermans, I went into his house and took out all of the shoes and socks I could find and threw them at his dogs so that they'd chew them up.
Also I pee into bottles and find all the places that cats usually mark with their own piss and I then spray my own piss over theirs, thus marking my territory.
Yeah, I'm f**ked up in a weird way.

You're a bad person. Just for killing the dog.

I ran over my neighbor's dog, killing it.
I freed another neighbor's parakeets from their cage.
I switched a neighbor's presumably expensive foreign fish with those cheap 25 cent goldfish from Walmart.
Another random guy down the street has these huge dobermans, I went into his house and took out all of the shoes and socks I could find and threw them at his dogs so that they'd chew them up.
Also I pee into bottles and find all the places that cats usually mark with their own piss and I then spray my own piss over theirs, thus marking my territory.
Yeah, I'm f**ked up in a weird way.

ps there's now a neighborhood watch so I can't do this sh*t anymore, not here at least.
Now when I want to mess around with pets I go to a different neighborhood and go in during the middle of the night.


You're a bad person. Just for killing the dog.

The dog would dig holes into my backyard, which my neighbor refused to fill up.
This was justice.

It's not something I've done, but I won't be able to tell anyone about it later... ^^
I'm in the planning of my own suicide, and will most likely be set up an accident or something.
If not any other opportunities will present itself in the near future.
(I don't have a life insurance btw, maybe I should get that..)
Earlier today I thought about drug trafficking. If I go to a country, with death penalty, with quite a load,
it would've been a nice set up.
But that would propably not work out like I want to.
First off I don't know anyone with the connections needed, and I would most likely stay as on death row for a long time.

It's not something I've done, but I won't be able to tell anyone about it later... ^^
I'm in the planning of my own suicide, and will most likely be set up an accident or something.
If not any other opportunities will present itself in the near future.
(I don't have a life insurance btw, maybe I should get that..)
Earlier today I thought about drug trafficking. If I go to a country, with death penalty, with quite a load,
it would've been a nice set up.
But that would propably not work out like I want to.
First off I don't know anyone with the connections needed, and I would most likely stay as on death row for a long time.

If you want to kill yourself, why do you need excuses like "it wasn't your fault"?

The dog would dig holes into my backyard, which my neighbor refused to fill up.
This was justice.

It's just a dog and he just dug some holes. If anything, you should have killed the owner. I hope someone drives over you someday

Wow OPPP, your stories are cool. I'd like to break into someone's house just to look at their stuff some time. So you don't always enter the same house, but several houses in your neighborhood or what?

I've kinda learned through experience (never thought of it nor read about it before i actually did it). I tend to find it more thrilling to do it in houses of people i actually know because 1. I f**king know them and it skyrockets curiousity knowing them (plus finding stuff about them u didnt know 2. i could always make a bs story of why i was there in case i were caught.
I've kinda took it as my hobby, and actually do some pretty heavy planning before and on the first times like plant out the house, who lives there, is there a security system, pets, risk and escape routes, curious neighbours, etc.. believe me this isnt for everyone, but for those who have patience and want to get that unique rush id advise u to take baby steps and walk your way up, because with it you gain confidence in what ur doing and ultimately get better.

Related to the photos and to the first story, amoung those photos i actually found a innocent nude one (wasnt for bf or whoring, just some friendly thing and i believe she forgot about it because i almost didnt find it amoung all the stuff). Anyway it really is the strangest feeling in the world knowing someone for so long, be almost like best friends at some point and after it , finally seeing how they looked naked. It's something i believe everyone should enjoy at least once in their life

POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT!


I've kinda learned through experience (never thought of it nor read about it before i actually did it). I tend to find it more thrilling to do it in houses of people i actually know because 1. I f**king know them and it skyrockets curiousity knowing them (plus finding stuff about them u didnt know 2. i could always make a bs story of why i was there in case i were caught.
I've kinda took it as my hobby, and actually do some pretty heavy planning before and on the first times like plant out the house, who lives there, is there a security system, pets, risk and escape routes, curious neighbours, etc.. believe me this isnt for everyone, but for those who have patience and want to get that unique rush id advise u to take baby steps and walk your way up, because with it you gain confidence in what ur doing and ultimately get better.

Sounds pretty thrilling. Do you ever change anything in the house or do you just go there, take a look and leave everything in the state it was when you arrived?
Have you ever thought about using some kind of remote microphone to find out how long they are gone or something? Not for creepy stalking purposes, but to find out how much time you have for your adventures.
>i could always make a bs story of why i was there in case i were caught.
What kind of story do you have prepared for emergencies?

Just adding somemore details for those interested.. So along the way and being a bit tech savy, i usually do an actual layout of the house in programs like CAD, take photos of the places (inside) to find out details i might've missed later on, etc.. and at one time i was in a house i found a laptop left in the living room. Now my first reaction was to think how much time i had and then turn it on to find out who it belonged too. I find out that it belongs to the mother and sniff around for passwords, photos and whatever is has on. Not much luck. But then i think about the wireless router serving the internet for the house, and i hook it up so that only i know the admin pass to enter it (although the internet pass it self to connect to it remains the same). I then install UltraVNC on the computer along with a logger i found online and leave it all hidden. My plan would be to connect to the router from outside the house later on and login to that computer to transfer whatever i could from the logs a few weeks later (still havnt got anyluck getting the computer online at the same time i go around but its still been a short time since (2 months), and opportunitys to go by havnt been too many)


POST IT! POST IT! POST IT! POST IT!

Sorry but it would be insane of me to post it, since im not that dumb to get them around the internet. Remember I know these people and the photos are much more important to me than to anyone who dont know them, so in the end i wont to it. I'll post the clothes with no problem since nothing could be traced with that.


Sorry but it would be insane of me to post it, since im not that dumb to get them around the internet. Remember I know these people and the photos are much more important to me than to anyone who dont know them, so in the end i wont to it. I'll post the clothes with no problem since nothing could be traced with that.

Blur the faces?
What do you mean when you say "they weren't sexual photos"

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

no one gives a f**k


Sounds pretty thrilling. Do you ever change anything in the house or do you just go there, take a look and leave everything in the state it was when you arrived?
Have you ever thought about using some kind of remote microphone to find out how long they are gone or something? Not for creepy stalking purposes, but to find out how much time you have for your adventures.
>i could always make a bs story of why i was there in case i were caught.
What kind of story do you have prepared for emergencies?

To be honest, the best way to get caught is to complicate things (like mics and stuff you leave there which could later be caught). I kinda do it with the simple lookout approach and never take to much time like at max i would be in there for 20-30mins and thats ONLY when im pretty sure noones coming around soon. Ive lately thought of placing a security cam somewhere in the house where i could get someone naked on it. Thing is it needs to be concealed, power supplied and connected to the wireless router so i can access it. But i've chickened out of that idea for quite a while since the risks are much bigger.
PS. PRO Tip, cars are always a good sign is people are around or not once you know their schedules, and they even leave them open sometimes leavings keys inside them.


Blur the faces?
What do you mean when you say "they weren't sexual photos"

What i meen with sexual is like striping or implying some sexual tension.. the photo itself was what i believe to be a i caught u dressing on cam from some girl friend she had over or something like that

How about spying on someone (voyeurism), doesnt anyone have any stories?

How about spying on someone (voyeurism), doesnt anyone have any stories?

Back in the day when cordless phones used non-encrypted analogue signaling, I picked up a radio scanner from Canada which didn't have those frequencies blocked out.
I used to wander past the girls dorms at college with headphones on, scanning for freshman girls having phone sex with the boyfriends they had left behind.

One of the things i find most exciting about going into a persons personal space is actually getting into there bed lying and looking around just thinking that's their view of their room when they feel most safe and where noone else gets to see. Obv if also fapped in their bedroom and pissed (in the toilet.. im not that sick) of their personal bathroom.. I've even thought of taking a shower once but thought it would be to risky if someone walked in and i didnt hear them.

ITT OP talks about himself while ignoring all other posted stories

I've fapped to CP, Gay porn, my sister and a furry.
I had sex with someone dressed as a furry.
I've tried to kill myself..
That's all i got.

ITT OP talks about himself while ignoring all other posted stories

Sorry you just made me realize that, and yeah kinda rude of me i guess? But i do wish more people would contribute and im happy for those who do :)

I go into teen chat rooms posing as a 13-15 year old girl and get older men to get naked on cam and stuff like drinking their own piss and sticking things up their arse for me. Whilst this is going on, I use their address to look up their info on social networking sites and such and then threaten to show the recording to their friends and family. I used to do this to try and get money from them but only one guy sent me some so now I don't bother recording and just claim I have recorded. I love making them think they are in so much sh*t and their life is ruined. Sometimes though I'll promise not to do anything if they do stupid sh*t on cam like punching themselves and running into walls. I don't ever send anything to their friends and family but I just enjoy seeing how scared they get at the thought of it.

I've fapped to CP, Gay porn, my sister and a furry.
I had sex with someone dressed as a furry.
I've tried to kill myself..
That's all i got.

A few years ago, like most porn you sometimes find, i got fascinated to incest. Me not having any actual siblings, could u tell us how u actually fapped to your sister? like did you get to see her naked or made any advance towards her?

i made a simple applescript and installed it on a friends laptop. It takes a picture every time my friend switches on her laptop or it wakes from sleep, and if its connected to the internet uploads it to my ftp server.
I have thousands of images of her.
When i was younger i stole some panties from a house party and used it to masturbate with.

I molested my sister when we were young. She was only 4 and she doesn't remember it.
feelsbad.


This is coming from another self-harmer: please don't kill yourself. Things are eventually going to work out. You'll be fine. Your life doesn't have to be like this. You can make it.

F**k you he deserves to die; so do you.

i made a simple applescript and installed it on a friends laptop. It takes a picture every time my friend switches on her laptop or it wakes from sleep, and if its connected to the internet uploads it to my ftp server.
I have thousands of images of her.
When i was younger i stole some panties from a house party and used it to masturbate with.

Wouldnt that turn the iSight led on? I actually made a script myself but with other intentions, like you plug in your usb pen into the computer and ran a .js file which will copy all images in the computer to the usb drive whilist not showing any evidence of it happening. It's good when your doing a group project and you want whatever images she has on it
I go into teen chat rooms posing as a 13-15 year old girl and get older men to get naked on cam and stuff like drinking their own piss and sticking things up their arse for me. Whilst this is going on, I use their address to look up their info on social networking sites and such and then threaten to show the recording to their friends and family. I used to do this to try and get money from them but only one guy sent me some so now I don't bother recording and just claim I have recorded. I love making them think they are in so much sh*t and their life is ruined. Sometimes though I'll promise not to do anything if they do stupid sh*t on cam like punching themselves and running into walls. I don't ever send anything to their friends and family but I just enjoy seeing how scared they get at the thought of it.

As most of you might of guessed by now im not just experience in B&E, and gotten into a bit of camwhoring myself in the past. I once got the girl to fap to me on cam while making myself pass for another person. By her giving me her email address (i didnt know her, met her on a chat), I found out her facebook and later, phone number, address the wholesh*t load while recording her.. later on i actually go on cam and show myself and by now she knows im not who she thought i was but says nothing about it since im actually kindve good looking and plays along... long story short we end up internetdating while she stills knows nothing about me and i know everything about her. Her mother later on finds out the msn logs and threatens to cut my dick off. I proceed to retreat like any normal person.. but later on tell the girl about it and she freaks out and threatens to leave home right away. A few days pass and she blocks me and this is when blackmail goes into place... my emails changed and so forth and i got this girl in my hands, but end up not actually doing much to her... a few months go on and interest is lost and she goes on with her life as i do with mine (she stills talks with me since i told her i deleted everything, but infact i didnt)

I sometime sneak into my sisters room at night and take pictures of her sleeping in her underwear. And fap.

i made a simple applescript and installed it on a friends laptop. It takes a picture every time my friend switches on her laptop or it wakes from sleep, and if its connected to the internet uploads it to my ftp server.
I have thousands of images of her.
When i was younger i stole some panties from a house party and used it to masturbate with.

Thank you SO MUCH for the inspiration. I'm going to have serious fun with this.

i made a simple applescript and installed it on a friends laptop. It takes a picture every time my friend switches on her laptop or it wakes from sleep, and if its connected to the internet uploads it to my ftp server.
I have thousands of images of her.
When i was younger i stole some panties from a house party and used it to masturbate with.

Holy sh*t, post images.

I molested my sister when we were young. She was only 4 and she doesn't remember it.
feelsbad.

>doesn't remember it
She probably does.

I sometime sneak into my sisters room at night and take pictures of her sleeping in her underwear. And fap.

Why not place the camera while shes taking a shower, or in the morning while she dresses? Plus have you ever caught her fapping?

I wanked off at my workplace during work experience every day for 2 weeks. Felt good man

:( has anyone ever kinda forced himself onto a girl or any of the sort?

:( has anyone ever kinda forced himself onto a girl or any of the sort?

In my dreams, yes.


Wouldnt that turn the iSight led on? I actually made a script myself but with other intentions, like you plug in your usb pen into the computer and ran a .js file which will copy all images in the computer to the usb drive whilist not showing any evidence of it happening. It's good when your doing a group project and you want whatever images she has on it

As most of you might of guessed by now im not just experience in B&E, and gotten into a bit of camwhoring myself in the past. I once got the girl to fap to me on cam while making myself pass for another person. By her giving me her email address (i didnt know her, met her on a chat), I found out her facebook and later, phone number, address the wholesh*t load while recording her.. later on i actually go on cam and show myself and by now she knows im not who she thought i was but says nothing about it since im actually kindve good looking and plays along... long story short we end up internetdating while she stills knows nothing about me and i know everything about her. Her mother later on finds out the msn logs and threatens to cut my dick off. I proceed to retreat like any normal person.. but later on tell the girl about it and she freaks out and threatens to leave home right away. A few days pass and she blocks me and this is when blackmail goes into place... my emails changed and so forth and i got this girl in my hands, but end up not actually doing much to her... a few months go on and interest is lost and she goes on with her life as i do with mine (she stills talks with me since i told her i deleted everything, but infact i didnt)

>Wouldnt that turn the iSight led on?
Yeah it does, infact she even brought it up to me because i'm like the computer-go-to-guy. She thought it was broken. I told her that it's meant to light up for a moment when it switches on or when it wakes up from sleep "...or so i heard..." as part of its diagnostics to make sure its not broken...

I wanked off at my workplace during work experience every day for 2 weeks. Felt good man

lol this remembers me that guy who got caught on tape on the night shift wanking in the common office and the boss comes in and confronts him to shame him for eternity. But i applaud fapping to coworkers none the less.


>Wouldnt that turn the iSight led on?
Yeah it does, infact she even brought it up to me because i'm like the computer-go-to-guy. She thought it was broken. I told her that it's meant to light up for a moment when it switches on or when it wakes up from sleep "...or so i heard..." as part of its diagnostics to make sure its not broken...

:coolface mode: lol
have u had any experience with other girls or jsut that one?

HI OP. Just want to say how much of a creep you are, and the reason most of us don't try this sh*t is because we have lives. It's such a pathetic thing to do and just completely violates privacy. God you sicken me. I hope someone does that to you and gets to laugh at your penis pump and dildo you sick freak!

This isn't really a "dark secret", but only two people know and it's pretty bad so whatever.
When I was 15, I attacked and beat up a 12 year old pretty badly. I feel absolutely no remorse about it, either. She deserved it.

This isn't really a "dark secret", but only two people know and it's pretty bad so whatever.
When I was 15, I attacked and beat up a 12 year old pretty badly. I feel absolutely no remorse about it, either. She deserved it.

Any reason why you did it?

HI OP. Just want to say how much of a creep you are, and the reason most of us don't try this sh*t is because we have lives. It's such a pathetic thing to do and just completely violates privacy. God you sicken me. I hope someone does that to you and gets to laugh at your penis pump and dildo you sick freak!

You would be amazed of how social i actually am, and thats kinda of what makes me so incognito and know one suspects of me. In the end i dont believe myself to be that bad of a person, since i couldve done much worse and probably most would in my situation.

I steal things at a party house or my friends house. Like money, ipods, and phones.
I break into lockers and change rooms to steal laptops and other personal belongings. Turn off phone so they can't call, reformat phone, sell to some kid for 50 bucks.
I'm a business man.

You piece of sh*t.
I hope someone shoots you in the dick.


Any reason why you did it?

She was trying to act like an adult, and called me a fa**ot and a dyke (I'm a lesbian, and at the time I found those words extremely offensive), so I fought her.
Frankly, she should've felt lucky it was me, who's pretty weak tbh, and not someone else who could've done her serious harm.

I was assigned to work at a shop (a table with food and a box of money) in my school when I was like 10 and I stole some chocolate and crisps. ;_;

I have a box of all my personal notes and belongings with a giant sticky note on it stating "Personal Notes".

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

Is that you, maciej?

i raped your mom op
sorry

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

I'm in the #3 there, been trying to think of a certain infallible way to do it, thinking of holding a shotgun shell in my teeth and burning the end of it with a butane lighter till it pops. Seems pretty foolproof.


yea lets super heat our balls, nothing bad can come from this, it's not like there a delicate balance in the temperature they need to maintain or else you can go sterile

Shh! Shut up!

To be honest, i feel that some people are just f**king naive if they think they don't need to protect themselves these days. The internet has really shed a light on what people are capable of, and the common knowledge of that just asures some that they are not alone when doing it. If you really don't want your privacy invaded take measures to prevent it, don't just expect that nothing won't happen. Besides noone is ever innocent during they're whole lives. How many have spyed, snooped, or stolen from others even if it's the most insignificant things. You judge me, but in the end you should judge yourself also. And btw now that we're talking about privacy, it lasts as long as it's still contained. Nothing of what i've found or took have ever had a bad impact on who it was related too, nor will they ever find out it actually happened therefore they will continue living their happy life.
Just a tip i thought i would point out.. when B&Eing dont be a tool an think you could steal a sh*tload of cash because 1. there will only be about 100-2000$ in the house normally 2. if more it will be in a safe and 3. if your stealing for value taking furniture is not always an option for it exposes too much. So if anyone is starting to think on about an Ocean's Eleven scene you might just stop right now..

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

kill yourself asap
like
reallly asap


I'm in the #3 there, been trying to think of a certain infallible way to do it, thinking of holding a shotgun shell in my teeth and burning the end of it with a butane lighter till it pops. Seems pretty foolproof.

Imagine the consequence of surviving it. You would actually be in a worse state than what you are now. Search for euthanasia countries a figure out your options.

i f**ked op's mother :3

Another PRO Tip into hiding things.. drawers, if you have one of those of which they can be ditached you normally have some space behind them which u can hide stuff, simplay attach the drawer again and noone will ever find out unless they dismatle the furniture for some reason

I fathered a set of twins with a married woman when I was 16. I have NEVER told anyone I know IRL about this. I saw the kids last year, and it was really weird.

i f**ked op's mother :3

lol :3, i wouldnt but then again each one with his own fetish

I fathered a set of twins with a married woman when I was 16. I have NEVER told anyone I know IRL about this. I saw the kids last year, and it was really weird.

Holy sh*t that's like a Mrs Robinson scenario. Must be f**king wierd knowing youre a father but can never tell anyone or them about it :( I feel for you fellow anon

i have social anxiety or something like that so basically my whole life & emotions are sort of secrets
i can't think of any events like the OPs stories some i'll just list some general ones for now.
1. i fap to the thought of my mom often
2. i do the same to my "best friend" (i don't think anyone really likes me when they actually get to know me more than my everyday guard.
3. i humiliated a girl (i assume) by pretending not to have asked her out due to embarrassment of what my peers would think. (i feel she did the same to me though by making it extra public & like a f**king performance)
that's all for now i think. thanks to OP for his extremely interesting tales, i'll try to think of something similar though obv not as adventurous.

I ran over my neighbor's dog, killing it.
I freed another neighbor's parakeets from their cage.
I switched a neighbor's presumably expensive foreign fish with those cheap 25 cent goldfish from Walmart.
Another random guy down the street has these huge dobermans, I went into his house and took out all of the shoes and socks I could find and threw them at his dogs so that they'd chew them up.
Also I pee into bottles and find all the places that cats usually mark with their own piss and I then spray my own piss over theirs, thus marking my territory.
Yeah, I'm f**ked up in a weird way.

>Also I pee into bottles and find all the places that cats usually mark with their own piss and I then spray my own piss over theirs, thus marking my territory.
This made me lol so bad. I can't even imagine what a cat would be thinking when they smelt it. 'wtf?'

i have social anxiety or something like that so basically my whole life & emotions are sort of secrets
i can't think of any events like the OPs stories some i'll just list some general ones for now.
1. i fap to the thought of my mom often
2. i do the same to my "best friend" (i don't think anyone really likes me when they actually get to know me more than my everyday guard.
3. i humiliated a girl (i assume) by pretending not to have asked her out due to embarrassment of what my peers would think. (i feel she did the same to me though by making it extra public & like a f**king performance)
that's all for now i think. thanks to OP for his extremely interesting tales, i'll try to think of something similar though obv not as adventurous.

I sometimes wonder why so many suffer from what you say.
I'll profile myself so you have a better idea of how I am. I used to be like a f**king boyscout till 6th grade to which i had never sweared till then. I've always been kinda good looking, had a pretty wealthy small family and social to the point where i had every girl in my class in my hand and they would confide to me anything. Later in high school i was kinda bullied being in a nearly all guys class but it wasnt that bad, but nevertheless i let my physical aspect go a bit downwards. Later when i got into university i jumped right back up and made a sh*tload of friends and got to the peak of my looks (at which im at now). In all honesty if the anxiety comes from not having the opportunity to get into social circles or having to do with the way you look, believe me you can always better yourself even if you think yourself as a social ugly retard. Force yourself too look at you by taking a full on photo and point out what is possible to change and make a plan based on it. On the point of the personality, think of how you portrait yourself to others and always think before you say something, don't just blunt stupid sh*t when you don't have the natural skills for it and with time you will get better at it

Remember your stuck in that body for your life, it's up to you to man up and do something about it, or just live roreny for the rest of your days. Could you life get better? yes it could, you just have to act on it even if it's small steps each day.

I SECOND GUESS MYSELF WHEN I KNOW BETTER BECAUSE OF SOMEONE ELSE'S OPINION
F**K, I KNOW BETTER, BUT DO IT ANYWAY

i have social anxiety or something like that so basically my whole life & emotions are sort of secrets
i can't think of any events like the OPs stories some i'll just list some general ones for now.
1. i fap to the thought of my mom often
2. i do the same to my "best friend" (i don't think anyone really likes me when they actually get to know me more than my everyday guard.
3. i humiliated a girl (i assume) by pretending not to have asked her out due to embarrassment of what my peers would think. (i feel she did the same to me though by making it extra public & like a f**king performance)
that's all for now i think. thanks to OP for his extremely interesting tales, i'll try to think of something similar though obv not as adventurous.

was the girl you were with ugly, or just low on the social ladder?

When I was seven I lived in the same house as my 7 year old cousin. It started slowly, looking at his ass, fapping at the thought of having sex with him. Yeah I was a sick f**k then. Then one day when he was playing with me I told him to get on the bed. I got on top of him and started grinding his ass. It went on for a few minutes until I jizzed my pants and let him go. I f**king regret it so much, everytime I see him I know he remembers it.

i have social anxiety or something like that so basically my whole life & emotions are sort of secrets
i can't think of any events like the OPs stories some i'll just list some general ones for now.
1. i fap to the thought of my mom often
2. i do the same to my "best friend" (i don't think anyone really likes me when they actually get to know me more than my everyday guard.
3. i humiliated a girl (i assume) by pretending not to have asked her out due to embarrassment of what my peers would think. (i feel she did the same to me though by making it extra public & like a f**king performance)
that's all for now i think. thanks to OP for his extremely interesting tales, i'll try to think of something similar though obv not as adventurous.

Do the same with one and two

That's pretty weird but meh.
All of my 'darkest' secrets are lame
1 - I self harm
2 - I'm bisexual but I can't accept it
3 - I'm going to commit suicide soon. Like, real soon.

Don't do it anon. People care about you, and suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
*gives you a hug*

i have social anxiety or something like that so basically my whole life & emotions are sort of secrets
i can't think of any events like the OPs stories some i'll just list some general ones for now.
1. i fap to the thought of my mom often
2. i do the same to my "best friend" (i don't think anyone really likes me when they actually get to know me more than my everyday guard.
3. i humiliated a girl (i assume) by pretending not to have asked her out due to embarrassment of what my peers would think. (i feel she did the same to me though by making it extra public & like a f**king performance)
that's all for now i think. thanks to OP for his extremely interesting tales, i'll try to think of something similar though obv not as adventurous.

Elaborate on number 3, please.


was the girl you were with ugly, or just low on the social ladder?

average-ish. it was her face that brought her down though & previous bfs got sh*t for it in a jokey way.
since then her face has matched her body imo. she's doing really well now whilst i've lost my only realish friend.

Do the same with one and two

sorta nice to hear that.
with my mum its purely physical & there were one or two moments in my whole life where i thought she was hot in person. she has the average mom figure, which i kinda like amongst other things.
with the best friend its more a fantasy of being really emotionally close than totally sexual. dunno if thats cos i was slightly more open with him than others. i've never found him attractive in person i dont think though, no muscle-skinny fat build but like the girl has more friends than me by being content to join the "reject" group.

I sometimes wonder why so many suffer from what you say.
I'll profile myself so you have a better idea of how I am. I used to be like a f**king boyscout till 6th grade to which i had never sweared till then. I've always been kinda good looking, had a pretty wealthy small family and social to the point where i had every girl in my class in my hand and they would confide to me anything. Later in high school i was kinda bullied being in a nearly all guys class but it wasnt that bad, but nevertheless i let my physical aspect go a bit downwards. Later when i got into university i jumped right back up and made a sh*tload of friends and got to the peak of my looks (at which im at now). In all honesty if the anxiety comes from not having the opportunity to get into social circles or having to do with the way you look, believe me you can always better yourself even if you think yourself as a social ugly retard. Force yourself too look at you by taking a full on photo and point out what is possible to change and make a plan based on it. On the point of the personality, think of how you portrait yourself to others and always think before you say something, don't just blunt stupid sh*t when you don't have the natural skills for it and with time you will get better at it

it's kind of an instinct, i think i'm genetically dislikeable when i'm ever "being myself" though. i take into account i might be being over critical but unless my actual eyes & ears deceive me what i think seems to be true no matter how people play the pity card

i have social anxiety or something like that so basically my whole life & emotions are sort of secrets
i can't think of any events like the OPs stories some i'll just list some general ones for now.
1. i fap to the thought of my mom often
2. i do the same to my "best friend" (i don't think anyone really likes me when they actually get to know me more than my everyday guard.
3. i humiliated a girl (i assume) by pretending not to have asked her out due to embarrassment of what my peers would think. (i feel she did the same to me though by making it extra public & like a f**king performance)
that's all for now i think. thanks to OP for his extremely interesting tales, i'll try to think of something similar though obv not as adventurous.

Every male has fapped to the thought of their mom. Every female has fapped to the thought of their dad. Most won't ever admit it.


Every male has fapped to the thought of their mom. Every female has fapped to the thought of their dad. Most won't ever admit it.

Really honestly never fapped to my dad. He is not attractive in the slightest, honestly I am amazed because both of my parents are hideous and I came out really nice. And I would definitely admit it if I had ever done it before.


Elaborate on number 3, please.


Elaborate on number 3, please.

this is out of interest rather than trying to identify yes?
i'll do it anyways cause i haven't thought of any events like the OP intended with his question.

One time in high school, when I was still a freshman I had really bad stomach pains. I excused myself from the class and ran across every single godamn washroom, none of them having any toilet paper.
I said "f**k it" and just picked a random washroom with a big stall so I could do the deed. 10 minutes later of gut wrenching diarrhea, I realize that I'm f**ked. No toilet paper, no spare clothes, no newspapers or tossed assignments.
So you know what I did? I used my hand to just wipe off the sh*t thats on my ass. I walked out with sh*tty (but not chunky, just watery) hands and washed it. But wait, there's no f**king soap. I sucked it in, cleaned my hands as best I could and continued class for 30 so minutes until lunch came when I went to my sisters house to clean myself off.
Took off my boxers and there were stains of dried sh*t. Holy f**k and I'm a clean freak.


Every male has fapped to the thought of their mom. Every female has fapped to the thought of their dad. Most won't ever admit it.

I've been very truthful in this topic, and i can assure you i have never fapped to the thought of my mother. I simply can't think of her in that way, its just waayyy to wierd for me, but than again that can be because of how our relationship is.

One time in high school, when I was still a freshman I had really bad stomach pains. I excused myself from the class and ran across every single godamn washroom, none of them having any toilet paper.
I said "f**k it" and just picked a random washroom with a big stall so I could do the deed. 10 minutes later of gut wrenching diarrhea, I realize that I'm f**ked. No toilet paper, no spare clothes, no newspapers or tossed assignments.
So you know what I did? I used my hand to just wipe off the sh*t thats on my ass. I walked out with sh*tty (but not chunky, just watery) hands and washed it. But wait, there's no f**king soap. I sucked it in, cleaned my hands as best I could and continued class for 30 so minutes until lunch came when I went to my sisters house to clean myself off.
Took off my boxers and there were stains of dried sh*t. Holy f**k and I'm a clean freak.

Why didnt u take your boxers off and cleaned it with that? Going commando was the simple solution


Every male has fapped to the thought of their mom. Every female has fapped to the thought of their dad. Most won't ever admit it.

sup Freud. i dont disagree but do they do it often? i think it's maybe partly cos i dont feel/remember the emotional bond you're meant to have between them. whereas when shes actually there its a bit stronger & deters feelings like that.
dunno why the best friend thing is restricted to fantasy though. funnily enough i think cos im so repressed with other people i'm the opposite to myself (in my head). i'm totally ok with my bi-sexual wanking though i think i might be just straight in reality, need to test that with a trappish boy probably.
also i never had a gf + usual SA stuff. i'll get to the girl thing in a minute although very boring.


Every male has fapped to the thought of their mom. Every female has fapped to the thought of their dad. Most won't ever admit it.

i've never beat off while thinking about my mom...


i've never beat off while thinking about my mom...

you haven't LIVED...

Oh man, I just love these threads. Too bad that I, again, found it too late to read it all.

I only started fapping to thoughts of my mom after she died. Does that make it more or less f**ked up?


Elaborate on number 3, please.

sorry for the delay,
we were sort of friends in the first year of high school (i guess i was a bit more confident then) & i liked her cos she made me feel nice if i implied bad things about myself & probably talked on IM alot.
i think she got to the point of obvious flirting since she's quite confident but that fear of what everyone would think of it made me never respond the same. despite that i'd give her the eyes & sh*t because i liked her & am selfish like that.
next 3 or 4 years she dated guys including that best friend (i felt bad he had the balls to do it first) but i stillput her down despite the signs & i think even when she asked me out 1-3 times (foggy).


Why didnt u take your boxers off and cleaned it with that? Going commando was the simple solution

My bag was still in the class so I had nothing to carry it to a safe location without being noticed by others.


sorry for the delay,
we were sort of friends in the first year of high school (i guess i was a bit more confident then) & i liked her cos she made me feel nice if i implied bad things about myself & probably talked on IM alot.
i think she got to the point of obvious flirting since she's quite confident but that fear of what everyone would think of it made me never respond the same. despite that i'd give her the eyes & sh*t because i liked her & am selfish like that.
next 3 or 4 years she dated guys including that best friend (i felt bad he had the balls to do it first) but i stillput her down despite the signs & i think even when she asked me out 1-3 times (foggy).

continued.
so in the 3/4th year im like f**k it on IM & ask her. she says yes but ive to do it in person.
turns out in person means infront of the large group before school who were informed before hand. (first time ive wondering exactly what the communication chain was like, how many did she directly tell)
the group murmuring & awkwardness made me freak. i didnt deny we were "dating" at first but at the end of the day i had a cover story that it wasnt me who asked.
i have questions, do you think she was really embarassed, cried etc? kinda worried where i'll draw the line between my fears (unreal?) & people im meant to care for.
Oh man, I just love these threads. Too bad that I, again, found it too late to read it all.

it's a slow thread, failing that click "file", "save as" to save it as an html file & you can read the earlier parts later, offline with your browser.

I only started fapping to thoughts of my mom after she died. Does that make it more or less f**ked up?

dunno, more i guess. necro f**king?

OPPP still here ; | ?

OPPP still here ; | ?

yes but just for a bit since im really tired and in bed by now. im simply reading what others are posting :3

I hold my sh*ts in because it feels good. Pretty gay.


yes but just for a bit since im really tired and in bed by now. im simply reading what others are posting :3

cool you EU/UK too?


continued.
so in the 3/4th year im like f**k it on IM & ask her. she says yes but ive to do it in person.
turns out in person means infront of the large group before school who were informed before hand. (first time ive wondering exactly what the communication chain was like, how many did she directly tell)
the group murmuring & awkwardness made me freak. i didnt deny we were "dating" at first but at the end of the day i had a cover story that it wasnt me who asked.
i have questions, do you think she was really embarassed, cried etc? kinda worried where i'll draw the line between my fears (unreal?) & people im meant to care for.

it's a slow thread, failing that click "file", "save as" to save it as an html file & you can read the earlier parts later, offline with your browser.

Been in some similar situations where i deny the girls but later on live to regret it when i think i couldve nailed another girl but was stupid enough to think of what other people thought of it. At one time i had this semicute girl with a big rack for her age full on flirting with me, but since i was with another friend (girl) i felt it wierd and kinda dissed the flirtacious girl off. I so regret it to this day.


continued.
so in the 3/4th year im like f**k it on IM & ask her. she says yes but ive to do it in person.
turns out in person means infront of the large group before school who were informed before hand. (first time ive wondering exactly what the communication chain was like, how many did she directly tell)
the group murmuring & awkwardness made me freak. i didnt deny we were "dating" at first but at the end of the day i had a cover story that it wasnt me who asked.
i have questions, do you think she was really embarassed, cried etc? kinda worried where i'll draw the line between my fears (unreal?) & people im meant to care for.

it's a slow thread, failing that click "file", "save as" to save it as an html file & you can read the earlier parts later, offline with your browser.

any opinions or the second last paragraph or anything else? i wish i could get that viewpoint alot but i dont really trust anyone enough to get it.


cool you EU/UK too?

EU but no further details since all that was written is true


any opinions or the second last paragraph or anything else? i wish i could get that viewpoint alot but i dont really trust anyone enough to get it.

if she forced her way onto you by telling others beforehand, then in the end she forced the outcome since you denied her previously and would probably still be a bit unsure of a relationship. Besides a relationship/dating is between two people, not a f**king social group so bad move on her part.

I am bisexual, slightly prefering girls over boys. Nobody knows this. My first kiss was from this rail thin goth girl. I was 15. Another time (years ago) I was on a subway and I started making out with this girl who had to have been 200 pounds... She was wearing clothes that were a size too small for her with flesh spilling out all over the place. I got her number and met her several times afterward to f**k. She had nothing in common however so it never went anywhere.
I met this girl online last year, and it ended up that we live in the same city. We have talked every day since then and gotten together about twice a month. I have been looking for a life partner recently and I could easily see it working with her. So, I might finally come out of the closet soon, depending on how it goes with this guy I'm with now.


if she forced her way onto you by telling others beforehand, then in the end she forced the outcome since you denied her previously and would probably still be a bit unsure of a relationship. Besides a relationship/dating is between two people, not a f**king social group so bad move on her part.

this is anonymous so you'll have to forgive me for expecting people to justify what i did though your argument is fair. dont you think i was also really shallow & hertless though?
i'm not even sure if she worked it out. would she feel bad about herself if she knew exactly? there's a song that could pretty much be her response lol

I am bisexual, slightly prefering girls over boys. Nobody knows this. My first kiss was from this rail thin goth girl. I was 15. Another time (years ago) I was on a subway and I started making out with this girl who had to have been 200 pounds... She was wearing clothes that were a size too small for her with flesh spilling out all over the place. I got her number and met her several times afterward to f**k. She had nothing in common however so it never went anywhere.
I met this girl online last year, and it ended up that we live in the same city. We have talked every day since then and gotten together about twice a month. I have been looking for a life partner recently and I could easily see it working with her. So, I might finally come out of the closet soon, depending on how it goes with this guy I'm with now.

how did you know you were defo bi. i fap sometimes to gay stuff but i never feel anything like that in person.


this is anonymous so you'll have to forgive me for expecting people to justify what i did though your argument is fair. dont you think i was also really shallow & hertless though?
i'm not even sure if she worked it out. would she feel bad about herself if she knew exactly? there's a song that could pretty much be her response lol

I can say that i would've done the same a deny it if i found out that everyone knew about it from her. You asked her out, and she ended up saying to do it personally (until this point all is fair), but when she blabers about it to everyone and ragemode goes on because she should've waited for you to actually do it before making it official

Rubbed balls all over room mates stuff one day. He was pissing me off, and I had just watched Step Brothers that day, so I felt like it was the only sort of revenge acceptable.
Also, once broke into friends dorm (Girl) room and stole some things (Panties, guitar, expensive looking makeup kit, and a teddybear with a heart on it) left a note saying "To get your things back, you must take pictures of yourself, nude, and put them in the boys showers at 6:30 am by Tuesday afternoon. Hurry. Those photos don't take themselves."

sorry for the typos, but im really tired and english is only my second language

27 year old ultra virgin.
I've never been kissed or on a date or even hugged a non-related girl.


I can say that i would've done the same a deny it if i found out that everyone knew about it from her. You asked her out, and she ended up saying to do it personally (until this point all is fair), but when she blabers about it to everyone and ragemode goes on because she should've waited for you to actually do it before making it official

thanks actually makes me kinda feel better about without the feeling
that i'm unfairly blaming her. i think maybe she deserved to feel the need to do that though, cos i messed her around for like 4 years.
dunno what im gonna do though cos i cant expect any other girls to put in that effort or make it easy to ask them out. i'm in the last year so maybe it'll be the same chance at uni & i could play it differently.
i'm gonna get ready to go to sleep now, probably read a few more posts from psp. thanks for the thread OP. nothing really matched your sh*t though.
on the CAD subject, do you sort of keep other info like text files for example on stuff you find out? (diaries, previous bfs etc)
goodnight anonymous,

Rubbed balls all over room mates stuff one day. He was pissing me off, and I had just watched Step Brothers that day, so I felt like it was the only sort of revenge acceptable.
Also, once broke into friends dorm (Girl) room and stole some things (Panties, guitar, expensive looking makeup kit, and a teddybear with a heart on it) left a note saying "To get your things back, you must take pictures of yourself, nude, and put them in the boys showers at 6:30 am by Tuesday afternoon. Hurry. Those photos don't take themselves."

better idea wouldve been to make her send them to an email account. But then again she would never do it anyways. I find it hard myself to steal valuables since in the end i know i dont deserve nor worked to have them. Panties on the other hand are more of a fetish plus they come real cheap. Blackmail itself can also be kind've an art (being a bit hipster about it but yeah), it only works in certain condition one of which almost 100% requires somekind of direct contact with the sudject be it IM or IRL, therefore leaving a note would end up being a singular convo with the obvious choice to be taken. A bigger threat would be needed in order to get her to do what you wanted, you need to know what ticks her like leaking sensitive stuff to her friends/family which would judge her instantly for it.

i think my weirdest secret is that i'm a bit of an emetophile, but it sure isn't darkest.
let's see, i like to cut and burn myself, and i've been doing that since i was eleven. i've mentioned it to a couple friends, but i guess no one really knows i still do, since you know, that's a middle school thing to do and i'm in college lol.
i used to be anorexic....recently i just told a couple people about it. i'm wonderfully secretive.
i don't really have secrets. everyone knows i'm bisexual. and i'm so sexually inexperienced, there's nothing to hide there.


thanks actually makes me kinda feel better about without the feeling
that i'm unfairly blaming her. i think maybe she deserved to feel the need to do that though, cos i messed her around for like 4 years.
dunno what im gonna do though cos i cant expect any other girls to put in that effort or make it easy to ask them out. i'm in the last year so maybe it'll be the same chance at uni & i could play it differently.
i'm gonna get ready to go to sleep now, probably read a few more posts from psp. thanks for the thread OP. nothing really matched your sh*t though.
on the CAD subject, do you sort of keep other info like text files for example on stuff you find out? (diaries, previous bfs etc)
goodnight anonymous,

I generally compile somehow of a profile (just like in police cases?), like house plants, photos, info, diaries and schedules... but everything is completly locked and secured on a hard drive which is hidden. Im very meticulous on what i do being the best example i can give you the tv show dexter, i kinda play along the same lines but in a different profession and not so showbiz


I generally compile somehow of a profile (just like in police cases?), like house plants, photos, info, diaries and schedules... but everything is completly locked and secured on a hard drive which is hidden. Im very meticulous on what i do being the best example i can give you the tv show dexter, i kinda play along the same lines but in a different profession and not so showbiz

you should listen to the song green gloves by the national.


Don't do it anon. People care about you, and suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
*gives you a hug*


kill yourself asap
like
reallly asap


Anon, are you me from last year?
Honestly, you could be. Well, except for the fact that I was always able to accept my bisexuality. And I'm seriously considering restarting my self-harm... but be positive! I only ever seriously considered suicide once, so i can't imagine how you feel, but life CAN get better.
This is a picture of me giving you a hug, if I were a boy.

Thank you. I mean it. I'm grateful for your concern and it hurts to say it but three little comments from anonymous users on web isn't going to make me change my mind.

Don't do it, friend! We love you.

oh how kind...

Darkest secret?
Pedo. Massive pedo. Lame by web standards.

what I usually type in these threads...
beat my girlfriend. soon to be wife.
if she talks to people in public I bend her fingers back. Choked her out in the front yard, she pissed herself. Kicked her in the head until she woke up and got inside. Beat her until she apologized for making me cheat on her.
Don't seed torrents.

OPPP - one step short of a serial rapist. Doesn't realize it yet.

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