Tuesday, September 7, 2010

My boyfriend fantasizes about being a trap

Yesterday my boyfriend nervously confessed he liked traps and liked to fantasize about being one.
That night I'd put him in my black, knee high socks, bra and skirts.
I bent him over and slipped two lubed-up fingers inside of him, then I positioned my hips behind my hand and thrusted into him.
He even let me pull his hair and spank him once while we f**ked.
Afterwards we snuggled together and fell asleep in each other arms.
This morning we ordered our first strap on.
I love my boyfriend anonymous.
I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
Tell me your f**ked up desire anonymous.
I'm incredibly open.




Give him my e-mail. Nah I'm just kidding I hope you work it out OP

Yesterday my boyfriend nervously confessed he liked traps and liked to fantasize about being one.
That night I'd put him in my black, knee high socks, bra and skirts.
I bent him over and slipped two lubed-up fingers inside of him, then I positioned my hips behind my hand and thrusted into him.
He even let me pull his hair and spank him once while we f**ked.
Afterwards we snuggled together and fell asleep in each other arms.
This morning we ordered our first strap on.
I love my boyfriend anonymous.
I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
Tell me your f**ked up desire anonymous.
I'm incredibly open.

>I'm incredibly open.
I, also, want to get f**ked by a strap on. I also want to be given long, shallow cuts with a knife, in a cuddly sort of way.
She only knows about my foot fetish ;_;.

Give him my e-mail. Nah I'm just kidding I hope you work it out OP

Thank you! :D
We've actually been together 4 years, it's the first time he's ever told me.
I bet he was terrified I'd be ashamed of him or something!

my bf recently let me know he wanted me to f**k him with a strap-on. i couldn't be more excited; the other night at the bar he confessed he already had a toy. we used it for the first time the next morning. he put it in me then i put it in him... most satisfying sex ever.

This thread. I'm watching it for fap material.

well i for one have always found traps to be erotic
when i was younger i faped to poju but as i got older irl traps became the focus of my desire
i'm fairly skinny with longish hair and i shave my chest and pubic region
while i would totally f**k a trap there is definitely a part of me that would love to be dominated sexually by a man or woman. as you can tell i don't have a strong sexual identity

I want my GF to peg me but i don't know how it will come across. Im so much bigger than her and I have this "macho" persona so i don't know how to go about suggesting it to her.

This thread. I'm watching it for fap material.

You are not alone, sir.

I secretly dislike penetration and would be happier frotting all the time.

I have never let any of my girlfriends, including my current, anywhere near my ass. I do not like assplay. It's not that I'm afraid of homoerotic tendencies, I just don't find it appealing in general.
But that's really sweet how you described the encounter. :]

god I wish my gf would do things like this. She likes to get kinky, but I can't get her to go this far.

Congratulations, your boyfriend is a closet f**. Enjoy your AIDS.

I'm pretty picky with traps. They better look exactly like a real woman that just happens to have a penis

What happens when you pull out the strapon and find something disgusting on it? That is enough to put me off forever.

I bought a strap-on harness today, because one of my acquaintances has offered to teach me pegging on her husband. My life is like a porno. I love it.

I bought a strap-on harness today, because one of my acquaintances has offered to teach me pegging on her husband. My life is like a porno. I love it.

MLIP

I want my GF to peg me but i don't know how it will come across. Im so much bigger than her and I have this "macho" persona so i don't know how to go about suggesting it to her.

I want my GF to peg me but i don't know how it will come across. Im so much bigger than her and I have this "macho" persona so i don't know how to go about suggesting it to her.

this
mootlesing

What happens when you pull out the strapon and find something disgusting on it? That is enough to put me off forever.

Like sperm? Or sh*t?
Before we did that last night my boyfriend went downstairs and cleaned.
I don't know what the hell he did but I even poked my tongue in there a few times (he loves it) and it was cleaner then....well, something really clean!
No smell! No taste! Just like licking skin.
He's picky about his hygeine so I don't worry about this happening...
Plus, we've already encountered this once on my end (literally....loooool).
He bent me over for sex once and I'd....not wiped sufficiently earlier on.
So. F**king. Embarassing.

is there any pegging porn out there? It sounds incredibly hot

is there any pegging porn out there? It sounds incredibly hot

is there any pegging porn out there? It sounds incredibly hot

is there any pegging porn out there? It sounds incredibly hot

you must be new...............

is there any pegging porn out there? It sounds incredibly hot

A LOT
seriously, just google femdom strapon.

I like my a**hole just the way it is, thank you very much: secure and unmolested.
As to the rest of it, though... I would love for nothing more than to be a girl's boy toy. Put into her panties, forced to model stockings and thongs, all that. One of my most common fantasies involves first being caught in a girl's panty drawer, then being dressed up in her clothes. Pleated skirt is a must, so she can flip it up and pinch my ass. Even better if she invites her friends along, and they giggle and laugh while she flips my skirt up, pulls the panties down to my ankles, and spanks my bare ass in front of them before passing me around so that they can have a turn. I'd also settle for just being stripped and fondled by them, or being asked to model nude for them. I'm sort of an exhibitionist in that way, but I don't get anything out of jerking it in front of women. I'd much rather be restrained and felt up.

is there any pegging porn out there? It sounds incredibly hot

There is put it's rare and usually sh*t. Strap attack videos are good.

this movie is very related
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0913445/


Like sperm? Or sh*t?
Before we did that last night my boyfriend went downstairs and cleaned.
I don't know what the hell he did but I even poked my tongue in there a few times (he loves it) and it was cleaner then....well, something really clean!
No smell! No taste! Just like licking skin.
He's picky about his hygeine so I don't worry about this happening...
Plus, we've already encountered this once on my end (literally....loooool).
He bent me over for sex once and I'd....not wiped sufficiently earlier on.
So. F**king. Embarassing.

I have good hygiene buy you would need to shave, but licking? That's incredibly f**ked up if you ask me.

I like my a**hole just the way it is, thank you very much: secure and unmolested.
As to the rest of it, though... I would love for nothing more than to be a girl's boy toy. Put into her panties, forced to model stockings and thongs, all that. One of my most common fantasies involves first being caught in a girl's panty drawer, then being dressed up in her clothes. Pleated skirt is a must, so she can flip it up and pinch my ass. Even better if she invites her friends along, and they giggle and laugh while she flips my skirt up, pulls the panties down to my ankles, and spanks my bare ass in front of them before passing me around so that they can have a turn. I'd also settle for just being stripped and fondled by them, or being asked to model nude for them. I'm sort of an exhibitionist in that way, but I don't get anything out of jerking it in front of women. I'd much rather be restrained and felt up.

WHERE ARE YOU AND HOW OLD ARE YOU


I have good hygiene buy you would need to shave, but licking? That's incredibly f**ked up if you ask me.

You don't watch a lot of lesbian porn, do you? Ass-to-mouth is all over the place.


I have good hygiene buy you would need to shave, but licking? That's incredibly f**ked up if you ask me.

>but licking? That's incredibly f**ked up if you ask me.
Licking asses is glorious. Also facesitting.

I have fantasized about it myself. Unfortunately, most women think it is either gay, disgusting, or too weird. Meh, w/e. Not like I'll have any relationships in my life anyways.

l don't really get why girls are into pegging. I'm not against it or anything, but what is it about it that turns you on?


>but licking? That's incredibly f**ked up if you ask me.
Licking asses is glorious. Also facesitting.


You don't watch a lot of lesbian porn, do you? Ass-to-mouth is all over the place.

I mean licking me. Men's asses aren't for licking as far as i'm concerned. When it comes to licking a girl's, I don't know whether I would, maybe only if everything was 100% clean and kosher.

l don't really get why girls are into pegging. I'm not against it or anything, but what is it about it that turns you on?

Eye haff... CERTAIN THEORIES... concerning zis subject.

l don't really get why girls are into pegging. I'm not against it or anything, but what is it about it that turns you on?

The control factor, mixed with some mild sadism.


I mean licking me. Men's asses aren't for licking as far as i'm concerned. When it comes to licking a girl's, I don't know whether I would, maybe only if everything was 100% clean and kosher.

Girls asses aren't any cleaner. They're both dirty sh*t canals


WHERE ARE YOU AND HOW OLD ARE YOU

To be honest you'd probably be disappointed if you tried to do anything to me. I'm ticklish and would start squirming, you'd have to tie me down or something.

What happens when you pull out the strapon and find something disgusting on it? That is enough to put me off forever.

That's why you lube up a curling iron with soap and stick it far up your ass to clean it.

Being dominated by the girl is great and all, but I'd rather be a girl myself and get full-on raped by a lesbian. I want my pu**y violated ;_;

My girlfriend and I both love crossdressing. I'm hoping she'll peg me one of these days.

My girlfriend and I both love crossdressing. I'm hoping she'll peg me one of these days.

Do you two go out like that, her acting like the man and putting on a deep voice with you clinging to her arm? I've always wondered about how hard that sort of trick would be to pull off convincingly.

Nope, i'm straight which means I hate all that f** stuff. Also I think all traps are pig disgusting.

Is anyone else bugged by all the pegging porn which inevitably includes sadism, bondage, and/or ridiculously overacted domination?
Where is the tender, loving pegging porn?

Is anyone else bugged by all the pegging porn which inevitably includes sadism, bondage, and/or ridiculously overacted domination?
Where is the tender, loving pegging porn?

There is tender, loving pegging porn on Spankwire. I'd go look for it and give you the link, but my roommate is here and that could make things awkward.
"What the hell?"
"Oh, just looking for some pegging porn for a guy on the internet."
"Why do you know the title of the video you're looking for?"
"Uh...um....because I was linked to it once?"
"..."


There is tender, loving pegging porn on Spankwire. I'd go look for it and give you the link, but my roommate is here and that could make things awkward.
"What the hell?"
"Oh, just looking for some pegging porn for a guy on the internet."
"Why do you know the title of the video you're looking for?"
"Uh...um....because I was linked to it once?"
"..."

I'll get it, assuming I'm thinking of the same one.
The one that's black and white?


>I'm incredibly open.
I, also, want to get f**ked by a strap on. I also want to be given long, shallow cuts with a knife, in a cuddly sort of way.
She only knows about my foot fetish ;_;.

>I also want to be given long, shallow cuts with a knife, in a cuddly sort of way.
I've never heard anyone mention anything like that before, but it sounds perfect. DO WANT.


I'll get it, assuming I'm thinking of the same one.
The one that's black and white?

That sounds like the right one. I think there's also one that has that yellowish filter. Should be numbered 1-6. They're pretty good, and the closest thing to what you're talking about that I've ever been able to find.

Is anyone else bugged by all the pegging porn which inevitably includes sadism, bondage, and/or ridiculously overacted domination?
Where is the tender, loving pegging porn?

It's not just pegging porn that has that problem, it's BDSM porn in general, though especially anything involving male subs.
If there's any femdom stuff that isn't all "Kneel, pathetic worm!" bullsh*t I haven't found it.


It's not just pegging porn that has that problem, it's BDSM porn in general, though especially anything involving male subs.
If there's any femdom stuff that isn't all "Kneel, pathetic worm!" bullsh*t I haven't found it.

isn't that the whole point in that type of porn?


isn't that the whole point in that type of porn?

He might be looking for bondage, or even some D/s stuff, that doesn't have the whole humiliation aspect. I enjoy being tied up and slapped around and forced to suck toes and eat pu**y as much of the next guy, but being called a bitch and a slut and a sissy doesn't do anything for me.

If my boyfriend asked me to do this sh*t, I'd say hell no and dump him for being a fa**ot. Most I'm willing to do is stick a few fingers in his ass. Anything more than that he can go f**k his guy friends and forget about me. I'm not into men who like to give up their dick.

Your boyfriend is gay, sorry.

If my boyfriend asked me to do this sh*t, I'd say hell no and dump him for being a fa**ot. Most I'm willing to do is stick a few fingers in his ass. Anything more than that he can go f**k his guy friends and forget about me. I'm not into men who like to give up their dick.

Thanks for sharing, bro.
BlatantDude

If my boyfriend asked me to do this sh*t, I'd say hell no and dump him for being a fa**ot. Most I'm willing to do is stick a few fingers in his ass. Anything more than that he can go f**k his guy friends and forget about me. I'm not into men who like to give up their dick.

Would you spank me for being such a sissy boy? Slap my face and make me f**k you like a real man and punish me if I do it wrong?
Pretty please?

Yesterday my boyfriend nervously confessed he liked traps and liked to fantasize about being one.
That night I'd put him in my black, knee high socks, bra and skirts.
I bent him over and slipped two lubed-up fingers inside of him, then I positioned my hips behind my hand and thrusted into him.
He even let me pull his hair and spank him once while we f**ked.
Afterwards we snuggled together and fell asleep in each other arms.
This morning we ordered our first strap on.
I love my boyfriend anonymous.
I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
Tell me your f**ked up desire anonymous.
I'm incredibly open.

Congratulations on expanding your horizons! Enjoy your boy. :-D

I don't like things up the butt at all but Id like to be smacked around and punched a little bit in bed.
All I can get is gf on top. Sadface. Although I am dating an asian girl so I dont really think she'll be dom anytime soon.

Congratulations, your boyfriend is a closet f**. Enjoy your AIDS.

see logic like this is stupid, because if hes getting both kinds of sex from his girlfriend why would he have other guys f**k him?

If my boyfriend asked me to do this sh*t, I'd say hell no and dump him for being a fa**ot. Most I'm willing to do is stick a few fingers in his ass. Anything more than that he can go f**k his guy friends and forget about me. I'm not into men who like to give up their dick.

My boyfriend still loves my vagina haha
There are days when I'll come in and he'll give me one look, throw me down and penetrate me dry there and then.
I don't understand why so many people assume that you can only like one, it's either penis or cawk (in his case, me with a cawk).
What's wrong with being able to indulge in both of those things? I'm 100% straight and wouldn't have a relationship with a girl as I prefer men, doesn't mean I wouldn't go down on one if I was single and curious.
If my guy likes to pretend I'm futa and he's my bitch then that's what he's going to get.
If I'm fantasizing about rape and domination then he'll throw me down and ravish me there and then while I struggle and squeal.
If he wants me to bend him over and slam him furiously then he'd better prepare his a**hole.
I don't understand people who are like 'Ewwww, you're gay!'.
I often find that these type of people are actually harboring sick fantasies themselves and this anti-anything-other-than-missionary persona they project is just a mask.


My boyfriend still loves my vagina haha
There are days when I'll come in and he'll give me one look, throw me down and penetrate me dry there and then.
I don't understand why so many people assume that you can only like one, it's either penis or cawk (in his case, me with a cawk).
What's wrong with being able to indulge in both of those things? I'm 100% straight and wouldn't have a relationship with a girl as I prefer men, doesn't mean I wouldn't go down on one if I was single and curious.
If my guy likes to pretend I'm futa and he's my bitch then that's what he's going to get.
If I'm fantasizing about rape and domination then he'll throw me down and ravish me there and then while I struggle and squeal.
If he wants me to bend him over and slam him furiously then he'd better prepare his a**hole.
I don't understand people who are like 'Ewwww, you're gay!'.
I often find that these type of people are actually harboring sick fantasies themselves and this anti-anything-other-than-missionary persona they project is just a mask.

I am not "anti anything but missionary"
I just happen to like very manly men who don't want to be f**ked in the ass. I'm not into ass play. At all. Don't like it on me. Never will. Don't want to do it to him either. It's gross. Sh*t comes out of that thing every day. Not exactly romantic. Just doesn't strike my fancy. I don't think it's actually GAY for a guy to like things in their ass.. I just prefer men who are not into that seeing as I am not.


I am not "anti anything but missionary"
I just happen to like very manly men who don't want to be f**ked in the ass. I'm not into ass play. At all. Don't like it on me. Never will. Don't want to do it to him either. It's gross. Sh*t comes out of that thing every day. Not exactly romantic. Just doesn't strike my fancy. I don't think it's actually GAY for a guy to like things in their ass.. I just prefer men who are not into that seeing as I am not.

Then what do you like? what would you call a weak in the knees dry mouth spontaneous all out instantly horny cant even get your panties totally off for it moment?


He might be looking for bondage, or even some D/s stuff, that doesn't have the whole humiliation aspect. I enjoy being tied up and slapped around and forced to suck toes and eat pu**y as much of the next guy, but being called a bitch and a slut and a sissy doesn't do anything for me.

It's more that the humiliation aspect of most BDSM smut is just completely laughable and done so damn terribly. It takes something that's far more subtle and requiring of some kind of investment in the scene, and replaces it with stereotypical bitchiness and snarling, and it all just feels so false. One option needs people who are genuinely in to the scene and eachother or are damned talented actors, the other needs any random braindead pornstar to put on a leather outfit and shout a bit.
The problem is it's tainted the amateur stuff too. Femdom couples that play nothing like that in real life are hamming it up for the camera too because, since there's nothing else out there, they assume that's what we all want to see.
I dig humiliation. Love it. But if someone tried something they'd seen in some generic porno I wouldn't be humiliated, I'd be laughing my arse off. My girlfriend, on the other hand, could f**king _break_ me without ever having to raise her voice. A few quiet and well-chosen words and the right look and that'd be that.


I am not "anti anything but missionary"
I just happen to like very manly men who don't want to be f**ked in the ass. I'm not into ass play. At all. Don't like it on me. Never will. Don't want to do it to him either. It's gross. Sh*t comes out of that thing every day. Not exactly romantic. Just doesn't strike my fancy. I don't think it's actually GAY for a guy to like things in their ass.. I just prefer men who are not into that seeing as I am not.

Oh, that's cool.
I presumed you were another of those 'hurgh ure boyfrans gaaay' people.
It;s the thing I never understood, I thought homosexuality was where you had a physical attraction to me? Where does have things inserted into your anus come into this?
I can understand why you're a little grossed out about the whole deal though, I used to be.
Hell I still get a little grossed out by it but it's what he enjoys and what I enjoys and I live to liberate the guy sexually.
And to snuggle. That too.
<3

You're boyfriend is a few shades of pink short of flaming homosexual.

You're boyfriend is a few shades of pink short of flaming homosexual.

And you're actually a flaming retard.
You are aware that homosexuality is an attraction to the male of your particular species?
He just likes taking it up the ass from a female, last time I checked that wasn't classed as gay at all.

i really, really want to try this with my boyfriend.
but he's too ticklish DDDD:

White people love to indulge in self-destruction.
Oh lord.
And they honestly wonder why their pitiful race will be extinct by 2060?


And you're actually a flaming retard.
You are aware that homosexuality is an attraction to the male of your particular species?
He just likes taking it up the ass from a female, last time I checked that wasn't classed as gay at all.

>He just likes taking it up the ass
>Not gay
>He just likes taking it up the ass
>Not gay
mmmHmmm


Oh, that's cool.
I presumed you were another of those 'hurgh ure boyfrans gaaay' people.
It;s the thing I never understood, I thought homosexuality was where you had a physical attraction to me? Where does have things inserted into your anus come into this?
I can understand why you're a little grossed out about the whole deal though, I used to be.
Hell I still get a little grossed out by it but it's what he enjoys and what I enjoys and I live to liberate the guy sexually.
And to snuggle. That too.
<3

>Hell I still get a little grossed out by it but it's what he enjoys and what I enjoys and I live to liberate the guy sexually.
>And to snuggle. That too.
Your boyfriend is quite possibly the luckiest dude alive, and I envy him way more than it's possible to convey in text.
The world really needs more girls like you.


And you're actually a flaming retard.
You are aware that homosexuality is an attraction to the male of your particular species?
He just likes taking it up the ass from a female, last time I checked that wasn't classed as gay at all.

A FEW SHADES OF PINK
>SHY
>SHY
> SHORT OF
FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL
Short of = not quite


>He just likes taking it up the ass
>Not gay
>He just likes taking it up the ass
>Not gay
mmmHmmm

Yes, yes he does.
Now where was it that I stated he was attracted to men?
He isn't, he finds the idea of sexing a man rather revolting, but enjoys having his prostate massage.
God if I wasn't so damn sure I was being trolled I'd just think you were really ignorant and repressed.


It's more that the humiliation aspect of most BDSM smut is just completely laughable and done so damn terribly. It takes something that's far more subtle and requiring of some kind of investment in the scene, and replaces it with stereotypical bitchiness and snarling, and it all just feels so false. One option needs people who are genuinely in to the scene and eachother or are damned talented actors, the other needs any random braindead pornstar to put on a leather outfit and shout a bit.
The problem is it's tainted the amateur stuff too. Femdom couples that play nothing like that in real life are hamming it up for the camera too because, since there's nothing else out there, they assume that's what we all want to see.
I dig humiliation. Love it. But if someone tried something they'd seen in some generic porno I wouldn't be humiliated, I'd be laughing my arse off. My girlfriend, on the other hand, could f**king _break_ me without ever having to raise her voice. A few quiet and well-chosen words and the right look and that'd be that.

Yes. Oh my god, I am so sick of seeing new dommes and subs in real life doing the whole "bitch goddess/worthless worm" act. Just because you're a c**t to your submissive doesn't make you a good domme, and constantly berating yourself doesn't make you a good sub, it makes you totally annoying. The worst are people who pull the act with kinksters they're not involved wih.


>Hell I still get a little grossed out by it but it's what he enjoys and what I enjoys and I live to liberate the guy sexually.
>And to snuggle. That too.
Your boyfriend is quite possibly the luckiest dude alive, and I envy him way more than it's possible to convey in text.
The world really needs more girls like you.

Personally I think there should be the same amount of girls like me and less retarded-bitch women who slobber all over steroid alpha-fails.
There are plenty of women like me who go un-taken because they don't get out enough or don't know how to make themselves physically appealing.
Poor shy women.
Poor shy men.
Destined to never meet :(

White people love to indulge in self-destruction.
Oh lord.
And they honestly wonder why their pitiful race will be extinct by 2060?

When you reach max leveI, you stop leveling.

I've toyed around with the idea of being pegged, during masturbation sometimes. Never actually... stimulated myself that way, though, and it seems like to would be hella uncomfortable. Don't know if I'd dig it.


Yes. Oh my god, I am so sick of seeing new dommes and subs in real life doing the whole "bitch goddess/worthless worm" act. Just because you're a c**t to your submissive doesn't make you a good domme, and constantly berating yourself doesn't make you a good sub, it makes you totally annoying. The worst are people who pull the act with kinksters they're not involved wih.

This!
When I dominate my boyfriend in bed I'm never really vocal, I let him make all the noise as it's a huge turn-on for womankind everywhere (most men don't realize this and are too shy to do it though?).
Usually slap his butt, pull his head back by his hair, alternate thrusting speeds and leave him begging me to continue if I stop.
The whole 'worthless worm' 'yeah, you like that dontcha, bitch?' thing makes my intestines cringe.
And it's all done by those orange, blonde extensions, fake titted wh**res as well.

Eh, I like traps in that "taboo"/girls with penises way. Never actually wanted to be one.
Honestly I am pretty secure with my sexuality and don't think anything I am all about is "f**ked up." I recognize that their are things that I like that other people don't and there are things that other people enjoy that I find pretty f**ked up. I figure as long as we don't get in each others faces it should be live and let live.
No, my f**ked up desires are more about shooting up an aerobics class, choking every f**ker who looks at me, or just setting everything around me on fire.

I am all about this, OP.
Maleanon, btw. My girlfriend loves when I dress up in female clothing, and I get an erection almost instantly when I wear them. I've been trying to repress that so I can crossdress, which is also fun!
Either way, I'm going to get a buttplug and if I enjoy that sufficiently, my girlfriend and I are getting a strap-on. What kind did you order, may I ask?

Its very common for men to enjoy anal sex with a woman. This does not mean he is gay. Anal sex stimulates the prostate and is extremely pleasurable for the man. It doesn't mean he is attracted to men. He does not want sex with a man. So he is not gay.

I've toyed around with the idea of being pegged, during masturbation sometimes. Never actually... stimulated myself that way, though, and it seems like to would be hella uncomfortable. Don't know if I'd dig it.

Eh, you'll never really know unless you try.
A few months ago my boyfriend thought he'd see what it was like if he crossdressed while I pegged him.
We did the whole makeup deal, stuffed bra and everything.
It was absolutely hilarious and we had fun doing it even though it wasn't really that kinky for me.
He realized he wasn't really into it and just wanted to give it a try.
We've never really tried it since but it was a nice experience.
He made a really, really ugly woman though....oh lord haha

I am all about this, OP.
Maleanon, btw. My girlfriend loves when I dress up in female clothing, and I get an erection almost instantly when I wear them. I've been trying to repress that so I can crossdress, which is also fun!
Either way, I'm going to get a buttplug and if I enjoy that sufficiently, my girlfriend and I are getting a strap-on. What kind did you order, may I ask?

Hey, we are kind of noobs at this kind of stuff and I only wanted a small one in case I hurt him so we just got this one.
http://www.sextoys.co.uk/Rubber-and-Latex/Sharon-Sloane-Latex-Peni-Panty.asp
Seems like a decent size, pretty tame.
I was tempted to get the double-ended one for me but decided against it as I think the act should be all about him for now.
Maybe in the near future.
Also, a guy in a skirt, when he gets an erection and lifts the skirts up with his penis? That is one of the hottest things on the planet. Please say you do this too :D


Eh, you'll never really know unless you try.
A few months ago my boyfriend thought he'd see what it was like if he crossdressed while I pegged him.
We did the whole makeup deal, stuffed bra and everything.
It was absolutely hilarious and we had fun doing it even though it wasn't really that kinky for me.
He realized he wasn't really into it and just wanted to give it a try.
We've never really tried it since but it was a nice experience.
He made a really, really ugly woman though....oh lord haha

>It was absolutely hilarious and we had fun doing it
Pretty much sums up 'doing it right' for me.

Eh, I like traps in that "taboo"/girls with penises way. Never actually wanted to be one.
Honestly I am pretty secure with my sexuality and don't think anything I am all about is "f**ked up." I recognize that their are things that I like that other people don't and there are things that other people enjoy that I find pretty f**ked up. I figure as long as we don't get in each others faces it should be live and let live.
No, my f**ked up desires are more about shooting up an aerobics class, choking every f**ker who looks at me, or just setting everything around me on fire.

OP here.
You sound like a grounded, interesting guy.
I'd love to hang out with you for a day although I'm afraid my drug experiences only stretch as far as cannabis, mepehdrone and salvia and even then it's on a casual basis :)


>It was absolutely hilarious and we had fun doing it
Pretty much sums up 'doing it right' for me.

Yeah, well that kind of stuff needs to be fun right? :D
Otherwise there's a chance it'll turn into one of those cringet let's-never-mention-this-again moments.
And that would suck.

This thread is proof that pretty much all white boys are gay.

This thread is proof that pretty much all white boys are gay.

including you, I presume.
No point in lying.

This thread is proof that pretty much all white boys are gay.

No. This thread is proof that there _are_ some genuinely awesome girls out there and it's worth finding them instead of settling for prudish, joyless bitches like my ex. ,
That and there's a samef** running around doing some "HURRR white people!" trolling tonight.


OP here.
You sound like a grounded, interesting guy.
I'd love to hang out with you for a day although I'm afraid my drug experiences only stretch as far as cannabis, mepehdrone and salvia and even then it's on a casual basis :)

Eh. It is always good to take a trip outside of your personal comfort zone now and again. Keeps you on your toes if nothing else. Life is nothing is not a series of experiences strung together.

>I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
This! It's way more about loving, playful domination for me than it is just the mechanical act of getting it in the ass. You've made me kind of mopey because I know it's probably never going to happen, OP.
I want to feel 'pretty', humiliated (

It's more that the humiliation aspect of most BDSM smut is just completely laughable and done so damn terribly. It takes something that's far more subtle and requiring of some kind of investment in the scene, and replaces it with stereotypical bitchiness and snarling, and it all just feels so false. One option needs people who are genuinely in to the scene and eachother or are damned talented actors, the other needs any random braindead pornstar to put on a leather outfit and shout a bit.
The problem is it's tainted the amateur stuff too. Femdom couples that play nothing like that in real life are hamming it up for the camera too because, since there's nothing else out there, they assume that's what we all want to see.
I dig humiliation. Love it. But if someone tried something they'd seen in some generic porno I wouldn't be humiliated, I'd be laughing my arse off. My girlfriend, on the other hand, could f**king _break_ me without ever having to raise her voice. A few quiet and well-chosen words and the right look and that'd be that.
and the followups had that spot on), and to know how it feels to be taken by someone I love. Since I don't feel anything at all for guys I'm confident enough that this doesn't make me gay. Weird? Maybe. Gay? Nah.
Oh, and there should also be snuggling. Can't forget the snuggling.


Eh. It is always good to take a trip outside of your personal comfort zone now and again. Keeps you on your toes if nothing else. Life is nothing is not a series of experiences strung together.

Soooooo, when you say shoot up what are we talking here?
I am an incredibly open girl and I'm willing to try anything once.
So long as it's not like....heroin.
It's heroin isn't it?


Eh. It is always good to take a trip outside of your personal comfort zone now and again. Keeps you on your toes if nothing else. Life is nothing is not a series of experiences strung together.

>Life is nothing is not a series of experiences strung together
Grammar is nothing is not a series of words strung together.

>I'm curious though, how many men have secret desire to let women dominate them in such a way? Things like letting us dress you and pound you?
It's supposed to feel incredibly....liberating....
This! It's way more about loving, playful domination for me than it is just the mechanical act of getting it in the ass. You've made me kind of mopey because I know it's probably never going to happen, OP.
I want to feel 'pretty', humiliated ( and the followups had that spot on), and to know how it feels to be taken by someone I love. Since I don't feel anything at all for guys I'm confident enough that this doesn't make me gay. Weird? Maybe. Gay? Nah.
Oh, and there should also be snuggling. Can't forget the snuggling.

OP here.
If it means anything and if I was single and 100% positive you wouldn't infect me with herpeaids, I'd do you up the butt.


>Life is nothing is not a series of experiences strung together
Grammar is nothing is not a series of words strung together.

Well to be fair, I am surprised that I can even write at all actually.

Well, I, too, would love to be f**ked by a hot girl :3
My gf would NEVER do it, though. She's totally sexist


Hey, we are kind of noobs at this kind of stuff and I only wanted a small one in case I hurt him so we just got this one.
http://www.sextoys.co.uk/Rubber-and-Latex/Sharon-Sloane-Latex-Peni-Panty.asp
Seems like a decent size, pretty tame.
I was tempted to get the double-ended one for me but decided against it as I think the act should be all about him for now.
Maybe in the near future.
Also, a guy in a skirt, when he gets an erection and lifts the skirts up with his penis? That is one of the hottest things on the planet. Please say you do this too :D

I don't believe I have yet, but I will remember that for later!
Also, 6.5 inches is small? That would probably murder me. I'm afraid of a 4 inch buttplug T.T

This thread makes me ronery like no ronery thread ever has. What's it take to find a nice dominating girl or three and get them to make me their bitch?


I don't believe I have yet, but I will remember that for later!
Also, 6.5 inches is small? That would probably murder me. I'm afraid of a 4 inch buttplug T.T

It's bigger than THIS actual dude. Congratulations, OP, you'll soon have a bigger dick than me. ;_;

ITT: Males trolling the neckbeards on [anonymous]


I don't believe I have yet, but I will remember that for later!
Also, 6.5 inches is small? That would probably murder me. I'm afraid of a 4 inch buttplug T.T

Do you think 6.5 in will hurt him? D:
I let him decided as it's going up his butt in the first place and he picked that one.
Hmmm, his actualy penis length is 8 in....maybe he's miscalculating? Oh dear, I'd better warn his rectum in advance...


Do you think 6.5 in will hurt him? D:
I let him decided as it's going up his butt in the first place and he picked that one.
Hmmm, his actualy penis length is 8 in....maybe he's miscalculating? Oh dear, I'd better warn his rectum in advance...

I don't know, I don't know your boyfriend's butt. I'm honestly not very big, so I only have my girlfriend's opinion on my dick in her ass. XD
That being said, you may want to take it slow the first time. Also, how long are your fingers? XD


I don't know, I don't know your boyfriend's butt. I'm honestly not very big, so I only have my girlfriend's opinion on my dick in her ass. XD
That being said, you may want to take it slow the first time. Also, how long are your fingers? XD

>XD
>XD
F**k off, buttf**ker.


It's bigger than THIS actual dude. Congratulations, OP, you'll soon have a bigger dick than me. ;_;

OP here again.
I know you probably won't believe me but have you ever heard women say thhat it's not the length that counts, it's the width and knowing whhat to do with it?
Well, sure that's all well and good if my boyfriend can pierce my womb with his 8 inch monster, but I'd prefer it a lot smaller (4.5-6 inches would be okay) and a bit thicker.
It doesn't matter how deep it goes, you gotta stimulat ethe walls of the vagina, that's where the real pleasure is and you can only achieve this with thickness :)
Now if your penis is small and skinny, well....that just sucks.

Lord knows I do. I don't really have a crossdress-worthy form, I'm still skinnyfat from dropping a sh*tload of weight, so I know I couldn't honestly pull being a regular Trap off, but...
Yeah. If I had a girlfriend that would be willing to do it, I'd let her dominate the sh*t out of me. It's one thing for the usual kinky sh*t to go on, but to fall asleep cuddling with her after she's just done all that.. That would be heaven.


No. This thread is proof that there _are_ some genuinely awesome girls out there and it's worth finding them instead of settling for prudish, joyless bitches like my ex. ,
That and there's a samef** running around doing some "HURRR white people!" trolling tonight.

You seem to honestly believe that your sexually deviant behavior isn't damaging at all because nothing bad happens to you, however it is damaging your society as a whole (not that you'd care being white and all). This is why we call you white BOYS, not white MEN.


I don't know, I don't know your boyfriend's butt. I'm honestly not very big, so I only have my girlfriend's opinion on my dick in her ass. XD
That being said, you may want to take it slow the first time. Also, how long are your fingers? XD

Erm...my fingers...I've never measured them but they are relatively short, lady fingers.
But I can fit the whole length inside of him without any squeals of pain...maybe he can handle a whole...
No, I need to find a smaller strap-on, I'm going to end up killing him haha


You seem to honestly believe that your sexually deviant behavior isn't damaging at all because nothing bad happens to you, however it is damaging your society as a whole (not that you'd care being white and all). This is why we call you white BOYS, not white MEN.

So me ramming my fingers and tongue into my boyfriends anus occasionally is going to bring about the ruination of the entire world?


So me ramming my fingers and tongue into my boyfriends anus occasionally is going to bring about the ruination of the entire world?

It will bring about the destruction of YOUR world, not ours.


You seem to honestly believe that your sexually deviant behavior isn't damaging at all because nothing bad happens to you, however it is damaging your society as a whole (not that you'd care being white and all). This is why we call you white BOYS, not white MEN.

P.S - That final insult you threw out there was pretty, well, phail.
I am a white girl as I am a white woman, same applies for the opposite gender as all men are essentially boys.
I can only imagine a stupid ni**er/paki/spic conjuring something as retarded as what you just said.
But there we go, it's not like I'm being politically incorrect here am I?


Erm...my fingers...I've never measured them but they are relatively short, lady fingers.
But I can fit the whole length inside of him without any squeals of pain...maybe he can handle a whole...
No, I need to find a smaller strap-on, I'm going to end up killing him haha

I wouldn't slam it all in right away no matter what size it was.
Also, your previous post about dick size makes me smile.

Alright, some of you actual traps have to be somewhere around this thread.
...is depilatory cream and sh*t actually effective in removing, y'know, disgusting man-hair.


I wouldn't slam it all in right away no matter what size it was.
Also, your previous post about dick size makes me smile.

It's trruuuuueee though! :D
My boyfriends very proud of his penis size for some reason, even though sometimes he goes way too deep and we have to stop because I get horrible pains for him knifing my cervix or some sh*t.
It's not good at all and actually prevents us from having sex in a lot of positions and as often as we want to and I'm always in fear that he'll 'stab' me too.
Although I can understand how the idea of having a penis so long it could physically impale a woman might sound appealing.

Alright, some of you actual traps have to be somewhere around this thread.
...is depilatory cream and sh*t actually effective in removing, y'know, disgusting man-hair.

Well, I'm the OP and just a humble woman but I'm presuming there is no structural difference between male and female pubic hair or otherwise.
It does remove hair fairly quickly but it never get's right down to the roots and leave you looking like you have a big, black, spotty rash down there.
My boyfriend tried it down there too and it made him incredibly itchy for a week and he vowed to never touch it again.
It's really not worth the hassle and I find shaving a lot easier and it doesn't leave you with ugly stubble either.


P.S - That final insult you threw out there was pretty, well, phail.
I am a white girl as I am a white woman, same applies for the opposite gender as all men are essentially boys.
I can only imagine a stupid ni**er/paki/spic conjuring something as retarded as what you just said.
But there we go, it's not like I'm being politically incorrect here am I?

You're a white boy who likes getting turned into a bitch by his woman. I get it, you derive some perverse pleasure from it. It's just funny how your open mindedness leads to you begging for your life when you get jumped by real men. You whites just love to blame the violence in your pu**y societies on brown immigrants like myself, but the truth is that you're all bitches who were castrated by your women a loooong time ago, and that is why you project your fear onto us. Lloraras a tus mujeres cuando tu sociedad se caie?


It will bring about the destruction of YOUR world, not ours.

And what exactly does 'YOUR' world consist of. Considering you're not white then you've pretty much contributed nothing to the well being of the human economy.
In this day and age if you are not white, you are nothing.
Everybody wants to be us, everybody wants to look like us.
Blacks bleach there skin and wear those ridiculous weaves just look more white.
Asians base there entire animation industry off of our image and walk around with those dumbass circle lenses just to have beautiful blue eyes like me.
Spics. Goddamnit, don't even get me started on them.


I wouldn't slam it all in right away no matter what size it was.
Also, your previous post about dick size makes me smile.

Lots of lube, lots of patience, and your boy should be fine with that strapon you linked. Thickness is way more of a 'problem' than length for stuff going up there, and that sounds a relatively sane size even if it's not small.
Alright, some of you actual traps have to be somewhere around this thread.
...is depilatory cream and sh*t actually effective in removing, y'know, disgusting man-hair.

Doesn't work too well for me at all. I still wind up having to shave to get what it doesn't take care of. Wax or break out the razor, dude.


You're a white boy who likes getting turned into a bitch by his woman. I get it, you derive some perverse pleasure from it. It's just funny how your open mindedness leads to you begging for your life when you get jumped by real men. You whites just love to blame the violence in your pu**y societies on brown immigrants like myself, but the truth is that you're all bitches who were castrated by your women a loooong time ago, and that is why you project your fear onto us. Lloraras a tus mujeres cuando tu sociedad se caie?

What makes you think I'm a white male?
Your ignorance is showing, better zip that up boy.
No, I'm a woman who enjoys servicing my boyfriend in anyway possible, pleasures you'll never be able to comprehend.
Enjoy your gun crime and sharpie eyebrows.
Also, if you're a black fellow who is so proud of his heritage why the f**k are you an immigrant? Go back to your mud hut and standard 50 degree heats.


And what exactly does 'YOUR' world consist of. Considering you're not white then you've pretty much contributed nothing to the well being of the human economy.
In this day and age if you are not white, you are nothing.
Everybody wants to be us, everybody wants to look like us.
Blacks bleach there skin and wear those ridiculous weaves just look more white.
Asians base there entire animation industry off of our image and walk around with those dumbass circle lenses just to have beautiful blue eyes like me.
Spics. Goddamnit, don't even get me started on them.

That kind of thing tends to happen when groups of people wh**re themselves out through various media. However, I believe you should look to your own children for an example; the wiggers, weeaboos, 1/32nd native americans, etc.


What makes you think I'm a white male?
Your ignorance is showing, better zip that up boy.
No, I'm a woman who enjoys servicing my boyfriend in anyway possible, pleasures you'll never be able to comprehend.
Enjoy your gun crime and sharpie eyebrows.
Also, if you're a black fellow who is so proud of his heritage why the f**k are you an immigrant? Go back to your mud hut and standard 50 degree heats.

>Can't argue a point, goes for the HURRDURR UR JUST A NI**ER
No you stupid white bitch, I'm a spic. Get it right. You've just never met a real man who knows how to treat you like a woman, instead of being a little bitch. You soon will though.


That kind of thing tends to happen when groups of people wh**re themselves out through various media. However, I believe you should look to your own children for an example; the wiggers, weeaboos, 1/32nd native americans, etc.

As a self respecting young English girl I can bet you now I will never have children in the first place.
If you think that places like the UK, USA, EU in general are so terrible (which they are) then why don't you just move back home? Nobody is forcing you to be here and they certainly don't want you to be here either, you're an annoyance.


>Can't argue a point, goes for the HURRDURR UR JUST A NI**ER
No you stupid white bitch, I'm a spic. Get it right. You've just never met a real man who knows how to treat you like a woman, instead of being a little bitch. You soon will though.

But of course, now my loving boyfriend of 4 years isn't a real man because I called you a retarded spigger (see what I did there)?
Now who's the one jumping to conclusions? Smells like hypocrite in here...


You're a white boy who likes getting turned into a bitch by his woman. I get it, you derive some perverse pleasure from it. It's just funny how your open mindedness leads to you begging for your life when you get jumped by real men. You whites just love to blame the violence in your pu**y societies on brown immigrants like myself, but the truth is that you're all bitches who were castrated by your women a loooong time ago, and that is why you project your fear onto us. Lloraras a tus mujeres cuando tu sociedad se caie?

>>real men
Jesus Christ, another closet homo spic male chauvinist. You fa**ots are like American High School Football Players, so gay and flamboyant you don't even realize it. Go back to beating your wife like your dad beat your mom.


>Can't argue a point, goes for the HURRDURR UR JUST A NI**ER
No you stupid white bitch, I'm a spic. Get it right. You've just never met a real man who knows how to treat you like a woman, instead of being a little bitch. You soon will though.

Hey, I have a spic-related question. Isn't it true that most latin american countries have like a super high rate of gay sexing, but the tops don't identify as gay because they aren't the ones taking it?


>Can't argue a point, goes for the HURRDURR UR JUST A NI**ER
No you stupid white bitch, I'm a spic. Get it right. You've just never met a real man who knows how to treat you like a woman, instead of being a little bitch. You soon will though.

Saw this on the front page
>You've just never met a real man who knows how to treat you like a woman
Really guys? Really? This is what we've come to? Someone who is (pretending to be) a "spic" implying that minorities treat their women well? Are we actually falling for this bottom-of-the-barrel-scraping level of troll?
anonymous, I am disappoint.

Good for you OP
Sounds fun, I want to try this too,
I dont know the best way to clean my rectum though. I can stick a soapy finger up there but I want it to be real clean or else its a deal breaker. Any ideas?


Hey, I have a spic-related question. Isn't it true that most latin american countries have like a super high rate of gay sexing, but the tops don't identify as gay because they aren't the ones taking it?

Yeah. Go to any area in NYC or SF/LA with a concentration of homosexuals, you'll see plenty of whites and hispanics. I'd wager more of the latter are in the closet, look at that "real man" idiot. Hispanic culture tends to emphasize machismo way too much, I blame their soap operas.


As a self respecting young English girl I can bet you now I will never have children in the first place.
If you think that places like the UK, USA, EU in general are so terrible (which they are) then why don't you just move back home? Nobody is forcing you to be here and they certainly don't want you to be here either, you're an annoyance.

Why should I move away when your political leaders are too short-sighted and callous to understand the detriments of having hard men move into a country to do the work that soft boys won't/can't?

But of course, now my loving boyfriend of 4 years isn't a real man because I called you a retarded spigger (see what I did there)?
Now who's the one jumping to conclusions? Smells like hypocrite in here...

Why do you keep saying MY LOVING BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS like you don't cheat on his bitchass with African and Pakistani immigrants?

>>real men
Jesus Christ, another closet homo spic male chauvinist. You fa**ots are like American High School Football Players, so gay and flamboyant you don't even realize it. Go back to beating your wife like your dad beat your mom.

You want to fight puto? Wear your female clothes and have your girlfriend bring her strapon you fa**ot.

Good for you OP
Sounds fun, I want to try this too,
I dont know the best way to clean my rectum though. I can stick a soapy finger up there but I want it to be real clean or else its a deal breaker. Any ideas?

Hey :D
I've never really asked him about it, he mentioned that he makes sure there's no poop up there (that could turn into an awkward situation otherwise), then he wipes with some soaped up tissue and then he just mumbled away into nothing.
I presumed mumbling meant 'Then I stick my fingers in my butt and scrape it all out'. I'm not entirely sure but there are guides for stuff like this online somwhere.
I don't really ask because he's never done a bad job, always clean as a whistle and tastless too.
Good luck


Why should I move away when your political leaders are too short-sighted and callous to understand the detriments of having hard men move into a country to do the work that soft boys won't/can't?

Why do you keep saying MY LOVING BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS like you don't cheat on his bitchass with African and Pakistani immigrants?

You want to fight puto? Wear your female clothes and have your girlfriend bring her strapon you fa**ot.

Trailo carajo, tu no eres nada pero otro hijo de puta que se cree el macho. Kid, I'll make like a NYPD officer and shove my Motorola's antenna up your ass out of spite.
COME AT ME BRO.

Please stop responding to the troll, anonymous. You're better than that, and this thread is too awesome to derail like that. <3

You know, OP, in time, it won't be enough for him and he will want to real deal. You are turning him into a fa**ot and basically you are sh*tting where you eat.


Why should I move away when your political leaders are too short-sighted and callous to understand the detriments of having hard men move into a country to do the work that soft boys won't/can't?

Why do you keep saying MY LOVING BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS like you don't cheat on his bitchass with African and Pakistani immigrants?

You want to fight puto? Wear your female clothes and have your girlfriend bring her strapon you fa**ot.

You're a dumbass. Trying to act like a badass on the internet just makes you come off like an asshat.


You're a dumbass. Trying to act like a badass on the internet just makes you come off like an asshat.

I don't care dude. I was just saying, white people are weak sh*t.


Why should I move away when your political leaders are too short-sighted and callous to understand the detriments of having hard men move into a country to do the work that soft boys won't/can't?

Why do you keep saying MY LOVING BOYFRIEND OF FOUR YEARS like you don't cheat on his bitchass with African and Pakistani immigrants?

You want to fight puto? Wear your female clothes and have your girlfriend bring her strapon you fa**ot.

There's 3 openly gay beaners at my work. 0 openly gay whites. Plus, dirty pepper belly boys are very touchy feely, but clean white men keep their hands to themselves. Explain?

You know, OP, in time, it won't be enough for him and he will want to real deal. You are turning him into a fa**ot and basically you are sh*tting where you eat.

Why do people not get like.
He is not gay.
He does not like men.
He does like penis however but only attatched to a woman.
He also likes vagina.
I also like tentacle rape hentai, this does not make me an octopus.


You're a dumbass. Trying to act like a badass on the internet just makes you come off like an asshat.

Nah, he's just another dumbass go hard macho man Mexican. So flamboyant he puts gay people to shame. Pretty annoying actually, especially if you've grown up with them. Bunch of insecure a**holes trying to prove something. And people wonder why our race has a high incidence of domestic violence. (Granted, Hispanic women are crazy, I've met some who are manlier than 90% of anonymous. And by manly I mean they'll castrate you if you cheat on them in your sleep).


Trailo carajo, tu no eres nada pero otro hijo de puta que se cree el macho. Kid, I'll make like a NYPD officer and shove my Motorola's antenna up your ass out of spite.
COME AT ME BRO.

quien te crees ese? te la pasastes con gueros y te quedastes blandito
You like to dress up like a girl too, huh?


Nah, he's just another dumbass go hard macho man Mexican. So flamboyant he puts gay people to shame. Pretty annoying actually, especially if you've grown up with them. Bunch of insecure a**holes trying to prove something. And people wonder why our race has a high incidence of domestic violence. (Granted, Hispanic women are crazy, I've met some who are manlier than 90% of anonymous. And by manly I mean they'll castrate you if you cheat on them in your sleep).

You'd have to be pretty manly to cheat on someone in your sleep.


I don't care dude. I was just saying, white people are weak sh*t.

Beaners are short little greaseballs. Nobody takes any of the latin countries serious, because beaners are stupid. A ditch-digger in America is like a doctor in Mexico. Such masculine work, shoveling sh*t


quien te crees ese? te la pasastes con gueros y te quedastes blandito
You like to dress up like a girl too, huh?

Herp derp I speak spic too! Look at me everybody, I'm a closet homosexual and Google translate is my special friend!


Nah, he's just another dumbass go hard macho man Mexican. So flamboyant he puts gay people to shame. Pretty annoying actually, especially if you've grown up with them. Bunch of insecure a**holes trying to prove something. And people wonder why our race has a high incidence of domestic violence. (Granted, Hispanic women are crazy, I've met some who are manlier than 90% of anonymous. And by manly I mean they'll castrate you if you cheat on them in your sleep).

Grew up with quite a few myself and some of those chicks are legitimately frightening.
On the gay thing, most Mexicans I know don't really care. They may not want to see it or anything but they don't really care. Might have just been where I lived though.

A little domination and bondage is cool. A strapon is pushing it (pun intended).


There's 3 openly gay beaners at my work. 0 openly gay whites. Plus, dirty pepper belly boys are very touchy feely, but clean white men keep their hands to themselves. Explain?

That's because you accept their sickness, fa**ot.

Why do people not get like.
He is not gay.
He does not like men.
He does like penis however but only attatched to a woman.
He also likes vagina.
I also like tentacle rape hentai, this does not make me an octopus.

>implying people who like "pegging" and all the sh*t that comes with it aren't mentally f**ked up or gay

Nah, he's just another dumbass go hard macho man Mexican. So flamboyant he puts gay people to shame. Pretty annoying actually, especially if you've grown up with them. Bunch of insecure a**holes trying to prove something. And people wonder why our race has a high incidence of domestic violence. (Granted, Hispanic women are crazy, I've met some who are manlier than 90% of anonymous. And by manly I mean they'll castrate you if you cheat on them in your sleep).

F**king coconut bitch.

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quien te crees ese? te la pasastes con gueros y te quedastes blandito
You like to dress up like a girl too, huh?

DERP Herp hablo spic tambien! Mirame a todo el mundo, soy un armario homosexual y traductor Google es mi amigo especial!


Beaners are short little greaseballs. Nobody takes any of the latin countries serious, because beaners are stupid. A ditch-digger in America is like a doctor in Mexico. Such masculine work, shoveling sh*t

You say that sh*t like a bunch of dumb greasy beaners aren't currently taking your jobs as ditch-diggers and medical doctors alike. Don't worry dude, your grandkids will probably be brown.


quien te crees ese? te la pasastes con gueros y te quedastes blandito
You like to dress up like a girl too, huh?

ese? guero? andate de aqui, marica mexicana. nadie te quiere en este pais, apuesto que tu ni tienes la residencia. Tu hases que todos los otros hispanos se parescan mal.
LA MIGRA LA MIGRA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! TACO TACO BURRITO!

I posit that we ignore the flamer and continue talking about guys getting it in the butt.
All in favor?


Herp derp I speak spic too! Look at me everybody, I'm a closet homosexual and Google translate is my special friend!

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DERP Herp hablo spic tambien! Mirame a todo el mundo, soy un armario homosexual y traductor Google es mi amigo especial!

JAJAJA TU ENOJADO

I posit that we ignore the flamer and continue talking about guys getting it in the butt.
All in favor?

Please do. There needs to be some more sexy-I mean relevant posts in this thread.


You say that sh*t like a bunch of dumb greasy beaners aren't currently taking your jobs as ditch-diggers and medical doctors alike. Don't worry dude, your grandkids will probably be brown.

Nah, just ditch diggers. Hispanics are pretty dumb. They act like idiots. All of them. Moreso than the white kids. Assuming they even go to college, they'll major in something worthless or drop out (pregnancy/party too hard). I'm f**king serious too. I'm saying this as a high school teacher, my highest performing kids are Asians and Whites with a token amount of Hispanics and Blacks.
From what I noticed, their parents end up pushing them too hard and they end up burning out, assuming they have parental involvement in the first place. If they don't, then they hit the streets and turn into ni**ers.


Nah, just ditch diggers. Hispanics are pretty dumb. They act like idiots. All of them. Moreso than the white kids. Assuming they even go to college, they'll major in something worthless or drop out (pregnancy/party too hard). I'm f**king serious too. I'm saying this as a high school teacher, my highest performing kids are Asians and Whites with a token amount of Hispanics and Blacks.
From what I noticed, their parents end up pushing them too hard and they end up burning out, assuming they have parental involvement in the first place. If they don't, then they hit the streets and turn into ni**ers.

"Hispanics"
Really dawg? Way to be a f**king pu**y ass cracker broseph. Us "Hispanics" will have lot's of fun with your women.

ese? guero? andate de aqui, marica mexicana. nadie te quiere en este pais, apuesto que tu ni tienes la residencia. Tu hases que todos los otros hispanos se parescan mal.
LA MIGRA LA MIGRA AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA! TACO TACO BURRITO!

Como si TU te creias tanto, buey. Por lo menos yo si nacie aqui. No como tu, que anda con la camiseta todavia mojada. Coconut fa**ot.

I'm a very f**king submissive male.
I'd love to meat a dom female who would be into pegging :D

I'm a very f**king submissive male.
I'd love to meat a dom female who would be into pegging :D

>I'm a pu**y and my effeminate culture has brainwashed me into believing that fa**otry is a healthy practice. Wait, why are my birthrates going down???? OH WELL :3
Fix'd


>I'm a pu**y and my effeminate culture has brainwashed me into believing that fa**otry is a healthy practice. Wait, why are my birthrates going down???? OH WELL :3
Fix'd

Thank you so much for your opinion.


"Hispanics"
Really dawg? Way to be a f**king pu**y ass cracker broseph. Us "Hispanics" will have lot's of fun with your women.

Como si TU te creias tanto, buey. Por lo menos yo si nacie aqui. No como tu, que anda con la camiseta todavia mojada. Coconut fa**ot.

camiseta mojada? jaja, yo no salte el borde como tu y tus padres. soy colombiano! vine en un avion! yo la conseguie legitimamente :3 incluso tengo ciudadania
no se que son peores, los mexicanos, or los negros? me cain igual a este punto, y la majoria de americanos tambien. yo personalmente me mataria si yo fuera mexicano, que una desgracia de un pais.


"Hispanics"
Really dawg? Way to be a f**king pu**y ass cracker broseph. Us "Hispanics" will have lot's of fun with your women.

Como si TU te creias tanto, buey. Por lo menos yo si nacie aqui. No como tu, que anda con la camiseta todavia mojada. Coconut fa**ot.

Alright then, spics. That sound better, dirty mexican?
You know why they have high birthrates? For the same reason dumb white people in the midwest pop out tons of kids too. Poverty + Low Intelligence. So you're all poor and you're f**king dumb to boot.
I'm personally kinda sad for the future of this country, dumb can only beget more dumb, it'll be like the Christian Dark Ages. I suddenly understand all the concerns of white supremacists. Too bad they all look like clowns when they try to express them.


Thank you so much for your opinion.

No problem, fa**ot.

Alright then, spics. That sound better, dirty mexican?
You know why they have high birthrates? For the same reason dumb white people in the midwest pop out tons of kids too. Poverty + Low Intelligence. So you're all poor and you're f**king dumb to boot.
I'm personally kinda sad for the future of this country, dumb can only beget more dumb, it'll be like the Christian Dark Ages. I suddenly understand all the concerns of white supremacists. Too bad they all look like clowns when they try to express them.

Personally, I think America will be better than it used to be without a bunch of naive white people who let everything slide until it f**ks them over, literally. Enjoy extinction.

camiseta mojada? jaja, yo no salte el borde como tu y tus padres. soy colombiano! vine en un avion! yo la conseguie legitimamente :3 incluso tengo ciudadania
no se que son peores, los mexicanos, or los negros? me cain igual a este punto, y la majoria de americanos tambien. yo personalmente me mataria si yo fuera mexicano, que una desgracia de un pais.

Tu te crees mucho, pero no eres mas que un pedazo de mierda que se cree GUERO. Un miserable hombre color de mierda que intenta debilmente de placer se arriba de los Mexicanos para valedir su miserable existencia.
Personalmente, yo creo que unos indios de Quatamala son mejores que unos jotitos que andan de maricones como tu.


No problem, fa**ot.

Personally, I think America will be better than it used to be without a bunch of naive white people who let everything slide until it f**ks them over, literally. Enjoy extinction.

Tu te crees mucho, pero no eres mas que un pedazo de mierda que se cree GUERO. Un miserable hombre color de mierda que intenta debilmente de placer se arriba de los Mexicanos para valedir su miserable existencia.
Personalmente, yo creo que unos indios de Quatamala son mejores que unos jotitos que andan de maricones como tu.

HUEHUAHUEHUA TACO ENCHILADA POR QUE QUESO TU BANJO HUEHUEHUEHUAHUAHUA
GTFO /mycountry/ spic


No problem, fa**ot.

Personally, I think America will be better than it used to be without a bunch of naive white people who let everything slide until it f**ks them over, literally. Enjoy extinction.

Tu te crees mucho, pero no eres mas que un pedazo de mierda que se cree GUERO. Un miserable hombre color de mierda que intenta debilmente de placer se arriba de los Mexicanos para valedir su miserable existencia.
Personalmente, yo creo que unos indios de Quatamala son mejores que unos jotitos que andan de maricones como tu.

>>Guero
Por favor, habla el espanol correctamente, el espanol de nuestros ancestros. Estas hablando igual como los negros norteamericanos que van NIGGA NIGGA YO SUP OH WORD YOOOOO.
Por sea caso, gracias por admitir que son igual que los negros. No que yo soy negro, soy blanco, jajajajajajajajaja.
Hipocritas, espero que los Americanos les hagan lo mismo que ustedes le hacen a los guatemaltecos. No puedo esperar por otra Operation Wetback que pase por los estados del sur y que pongan un poco de minas antipersonal por todo el borde.


HUEHUAHUEHUA TACO ENCHILADA POR QUE QUESO TU BANJO HUEHUEHUEHUAHUAHUA
GTFO /mycountry/ spic

Someone's asspained
No pun intended.


HUEHUAHUEHUA TACO ENCHILADA POR QUE QUESO TU BANJO HUEHUEHUEHUAHUAHUA
GTFO /mycountry/ spic

Mexican here
Like a cheap crack snorting Columbian has any right to talk about "his" country?
I DON'T THINK SO TIM

Part time trap here. I'd like to find a girlfriend that is ok with this.


Mexican here
Like a cheap crack snorting Columbian has any right to talk about "his" country?
I DON'T THINK SO TIM

You upset? We just make the stuff. Not our fault your country is so sh*tty while ours is going up, and up, and up. If it wasn't us, you people would wh**re yourselves out to the Viets or Afghans/Turks.

Part time trap here. I'd like to find a girlfriend that is ok with this.

I found my girlfriend on here, because of my trapping. She loves it. Feels good man.

>Told my gf early in the relationship that I'm bi and like things in-da-pooper
>She was "turned on" by this and talked about doing my ass
>I was *very* turned on and couldn't wait to feel her slowly penetrating me, feeling her tits on my back as she whispered sweet nothings in my ear. trading orgasms.
>3 years later
>gf has never done more than massage my perineum while giving a blowjob
>haven't had sex for over a year(except for once or twice when we were drunk)
>gf is convinced I'm gay and only want c**ks which is why I want her to f**k my ass
>gf ignores the intimate aspect of pegging and doesn't trust my feelings/intentions when I try to initiate any form of lovemaking.
>been pushed away physically and then emotionally to the point where I don't even feel like her bf, just a good friend who she goes shopping with and just happens to share a bed with.
>begin to quietly build a dislike for females.
>fap only to gay porn now.
>fantasize about a gay relationship.
>realize that gfs accusations and fears are now coming true, despite my actions to the contrary.
>feel like an a**hole.
>still fantasize about gay relationship.
>feels bad, man.
...
>but not *that* bad.
tl;dr - I wish I could find someone who wants to make sweet, tender love to my a**hole.

>Told my gf early in the relationship that I'm bi and like things in-da-pooper
>She was "turned on" by this and talked about doing my ass
>I was *very* turned on and couldn't wait to feel her slowly penetrating me, feeling her tits on my back as she whispered sweet nothings in my ear. trading orgasms.
>3 years later
>gf has never done more than massage my perineum while giving a blowjob
>haven't had sex for over a year(except for once or twice when we were drunk)
>gf is convinced I'm gay and only want c**ks which is why I want her to f**k my ass
>gf ignores the intimate aspect of pegging and doesn't trust my feelings/intentions when I try to initiate any form of lovemaking.
>been pushed away physically and then emotionally to the point where I don't even feel like her bf, just a good friend who she goes shopping with and just happens to share a bed with.
>begin to quietly build a dislike for females.
>fap only to gay porn now.
>fantasize about a gay relationship.
>realize that gfs accusations and fears are now coming true, despite my actions to the contrary.
>feel like an a**hole.
>still fantasize about gay relationship.
>feels bad, man.
...
>but not *that* bad.
tl;dr - I wish I could find someone who wants to make sweet, tender love to my a**hole.

>realize that gfs accusations and fears are now coming true, despite my actions to the contrary.
Should clarify that: my "past" actions to the contrary. Holy sh*t did I ever bend over backwards to show her that I *was* into her and not just using sex with her as a hole to fap into while I fantasized about sex with men.
Now, if we *did* have sex, I'm not sure I could honestly say that A) I wouldn't think about a guy/c**k and B) If I would even want to have sex now.
Too much bullsh*t on the table to make things enjoyable. <_>

I won't deny, I f**king love it. Me and my girl are only 17, but f**k, we get it on like that all the time. I'm just worried that if we ever break up, she'll let that sh*t go on me.

I have such desires. I've told my gf that I want her to f**k me in the ass. She seems excited by it. Haven't mentioned how I'd like to dress yet. She also spanks me on occasion and knows I love it, and also keeps talking about wanting to tie me up.
F**k yeah.

This thread makes me really happy that people like you guys are out there. I really enjoy being female, and I like guys, but... I've always had this desire to be in a situation where I'm a reverse trap having sex with an actual trap. Y'know, him in girlwear and me with a strapon and vaguely masculine clothes. Would be f**king awesome.
Now I know it might come true :D just need to find a guy that likes takin' it up de pooper.


>realize that gfs accusations and fears are now coming true, despite my actions to the contrary.
Should clarify that: my "past" actions to the contrary. Holy sh*t did I ever bend over backwards to show her that I *was* into her and not just using sex with her as a hole to fap into while I fantasized about sex with men.
Now, if we *did* have sex, I'm not sure I could honestly say that A) I wouldn't think about a guy/c**k and B) If I would even want to have sex now.
Too much bullsh*t on the table to make things enjoyable. <_>

dude, you're gay. just deal with it.

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