Monday, September 13, 2010

My friend was stolen by a girl

Does any of anonymous have friends that become no fun as soon as they get a girlfriend?
Jesus Christ, I thought it was a joke at first but I have so many friends that as soon as school finished got some sort of mentality that their fun years are over and that they should settle down at the ripe age of 18.
Not only that, but their girlfriends instantly BALLOON in size way past anything that could be considered f**kable, even if you are into heavy duty chubbies. It's weird because the guys stay in shape and are pretty fit ant toned when compared with their land whale girlfriends- it's not like they should be worried about never getting touched again.
pic related: it's one of these guys and their girl




Does any of anonymous have friends that become no fun as soon as they get a girlfriend?
Jesus Christ, I thought it was a joke at first but I have so many friends that as soon as school finished got some sort of mentality that their fun years are over and that they should settle down at the ripe age of 18.
Not only that, but their girlfriends instantly BALLOON in size way past anything that could be considered f**kable, even if you are into heavy duty chubbies. It's weird because the guys stay in shape and are pretty fit ant toned when compared with their land whale girlfriends- it's not like they should be worried about never getting touched again.
pic related: it's one of these guys and their girl

>I'm jealous because she took the guy I wanted to settle down with.

Uh yeah, I'm pretty sure that's been going on since the caveman days. Guy gets a girl and gets blinded by the pu**y. It happens. They graduate, she gets all fat, he still sees nothing but pu**y, eventually knocked up, married, kids, divorce, mid-life crisis, bankruptcy, death. It's the circle of life.


>I'm jealous because she took the guy I wanted to settle down with.

that doesn't make sense at all


that doesn't make sense at all

Neither does complaining about why people have the choice to do whatever the f**k they like.


that doesn't make sense at all

>I don't have a sense of humor!
go back to bee for further conditioning

That is one handsome dog.

>his bitch
Dohoho.

No friends, no problem
YEAH

That's how I lost my fa**ot of a bestfriend. It's not that surpising though, he's been a flat leaving fa**ot all of his life.
Basically the guy got his Sidekick, turned into a hipster douchebag as soon as he did and forgot about me. The funniest
part about this is that half of the reason this happened is because two horribly ugly pale skinned girls are feeding his ego.
What's even funnier is that five months before this even happened he told me he was thinking about getting a Sidekick, I
reminded him about all that sh*t that we said about fa**ot douchebags with Sidekicks and he agreed. So basically he hole
plan was to swing on my dick until he could get a jungle full and swing from one dick to the other. Good riddance, the sh*t face.

Yeah it is pretty standard stuff. Gets real bad after college. Getting to hang out with them becomes and event, you need to plan at least a week ahead of time and be prepared listen to boring sh*t and do boring things. Oh, and if you don't have a girlfriend/wife to bring around expect to not be invited to a fair amount of stuff that they do want to do because they like to do stuff as "couples."
Her friends become "their friends" and all that bullsh*t as well.

Well my friend got a gf about 2 months ago who takes drugs, he then started to take them despite the fact he used to fight anyone who he knew taking them because of what they've done to people in his and others lives. Anyway, he barely hangs around here anymore and not only takes them regularly, he f**king deals them. I'm awaiting the day he gets f**ked up . Shall be glorious, he's already been mugged twice.

Just wait until they get married. You'll never see them again. After all, only the woman's friends are worth keeping up with. If you do, be prepared for her to try and drag herself along all the time.
Moral of the story
>ignore them
>get new friends
>???
>Profit

Just wait until they get married. You'll never see them again. After all, only the woman's friends are worth keeping up with. If you do, be prepared for her to try and drag herself along all the time.
Moral of the story
>ignore them
>get new friends
>???
>Profit

Truth to that.
F**king every friend I have who gets married I only see on a quaterly basis, at a new years party or I sh*t you not a wine tasting party. Hell a few buddies of mine have straight up told me that their wives are only really comfortable hanging out with people THEY know and since every f**king thing must be down as a couple I am out of the loop. It isn't that bad when it happens with people you meet in college but it does kinda sting when guys who you have been bros with since you were a little kid act this way.

i can't f**king stop loling at that picture

>luke you're such a fa**ot.jpg
Gee, you don't think I already know? I'm on anonymous ffs.

>me and best friend
>f**king greatest bro i ever had
>starts dating goth girl who cuts herself, is bisexual, was sexually abused by her uncle, father recently divorced her mother, and is on bipolar medication
>he becomes goth himself because he lets her paint his nails, do his hair, and her mom gives piercings at some store
>girl breaks up with him and moves to another state
>friend falls into a deep depression and begins cutting
>try to become bros again, but he is now dating a different underage goth girl every month and spends all his time with them

yes f**king yes i know someone just like that
he was incredibly cool and an amazing bro overall but ever since he found a girlfriend he turned into a chump

Had this happen to my friends a couple of times. Thank god they get their asses dumped

Does any of anonymous have friends that become no fun as soon as they get a girlfriend?
Jesus Christ, I thought it was a joke at first but I have so many friends that as soon as school finished got some sort of mentality that their fun years are over and that they should settle down at the ripe age of 18.
Not only that, but their girlfriends instantly BALLOON in size way past anything that could be considered f**kable, even if you are into heavy duty chubbies. It's weird because the guys stay in shape and are pretty fit ant toned when compared with their land whale girlfriends- it's not like they should be worried about never getting touched again.
pic related: it's one of these guys and their girl

F**k, that happens all the time.
Especially the fat thing.
What the f**k is wrong with you bitch, do you think it's not necessary to look good anymore since you snagged a boyfriend? Die in a fire.

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

Hey man, it's a good game.
You just suck at Pictionary.

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

>had a time
You from the East Coast?

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

F**k you man, what I wouldn't give for a good game of pictionary.

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

>thinks getting drunk is a good way to have fun

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

you're missing the point he played pictionary with his GIRLFRIEND

>anonymous
>loners
>complaining about not seeing people enough
I thought we wanted to be alone?

i have a friend who i went to high school with, and now that we're at the same university in the same res we chill a bunch. anyway, he's a girlfriend kind of guy but for the longest time he was single. he used to go out with us a bunch since the people he hangs out with the most are boring ass couples and he's a fun guy when you're out getting drunk with him. a couple times he came super close to getting laid, but he'd never close the deal just because he's a girlfriend type of guy.
anyway, now he has a girlfriend. she seems nice enough, but i rarely see him anymore because now he and his couple friends are all just double dating all the time. a couple weeks ago, me and two of my friends split a 40 of jager (with additional beers) and went out and had a time. that same night, him, his girlfriend and another couple went to his girlfriend's house, made a big dinner, drank two bottles of wine between the four of them and played PICTIONARY.
IN UNIVERSITY.
PICTIONARY.
just goes to show, some guys are just f**king gay.

Pictionary is a great game.
>back to thread
[wednesday] Tried to call him several times, he never picked up the phone. Middle rage, I text him to go out for a few drinks on friday [today].
Few minutes ago I recived a text msg from him
>I can't hang out with you guys anymore, I've got a girflriend and responsabilities, and the biggest of them is make her happy.
I'm going God of War III on his ass.


you're missing the point he played pictionary with his GIRLFRIEND

It's not like they draw hentai to be of such fun.


Pictionary is a great game.
>back to thread
[wednesday] Tried to call him several times, he never picked up the phone. Middle rage, I text him to go out for a few drinks on friday [today].
Few minutes ago I recived a text msg from him
>I can't hang out with you guys anymore, I've got a girflriend and responsabilities, and the biggest of them is make her happy.
I'm going God of War III on his ass.

>I can't hang out with you guys anymore, I've got a girlfriend and responsibilities, and the biggest of them is make her happy.
F**KING THIS. I have no f**king idea why this is considered acceptable behavior. Hell, you should do stuff together, spend time together, and try to make her happy. But it isn't your f**king job and your relationship shouldn't consume you whole life. Have your own friends, do sh*t that you want to do, be a man and f**king say you have plans or your are going to go do something even if she doesn't want to. You can say "no" in any relationship and it doesn't mean that everything is going to stop. Why don't people get this?

No comments:

Post a Comment