Saturday, September 25, 2010

Can't dirty talk

I am a mute individual. I have a loving girlfriend. BUT there is a problem. She likes dirty talk. I've tried putting on porn in the background for her, but that doesn't seem to help. What do?




God is cruel.

get a chalkboard

try some different porn, specific dirty talk porn maybe?
can you make any sounds at all?

do some dirty sign language
like punch her in the ass or something

How does anyone get a girlfriend when mute? I am a mutef**, I've never kissed a girl.

How does anyone get a girlfriend when mute? I am a mutef**, I've never kissed a girl.

I am a mute individual. I have a loving girlfriend. BUT there is a problem. She likes dirty talk. I've tried putting on porn in the background for her, but that doesn't seem to help. What do?

Why are you kids mute? You don't have a tongue or your voicebox spoil?

How does anyone get a girlfriend when mute? I am a mutef**, I've never kissed a girl.

maybe he's got that strong silent type thing going for him.
so, lift some weights?

OP here, I can make sounds, but I just sound ridiculous and it's embarrassing.
My girlfriend is very good with understanding sign language. Even though I don't have to put much effort into it anymore, I can be sloppy sometimes and she still knows exactly what I'm saying.
I found some porn with a lot of dirty talk, but she says she wants to hear it from directly behind her while I'm taking her from behind. I mean, I could hang some speakers around my neck, but I don't think I'm that desperate to please her yet.


Why are you kids mute? You don't have a tongue or your voicebox spoil?

Not OP. Born with f**ked up vocal chords.

maybe he's got that strong silent type thing going for him.
so, lift some weights?

Still, I'd have to write everything on my pad of paper. I hate anything that involves oral communication.

How does anyone get a girlfriend when mute? I am a mutef**, I've never kissed a girl.

low standards and working out I imagine

Haha sucks to be you f**. Sign to her that she's a wh**re while f**king her missionary.

well how about just grunting and breathing heavily like an animal

OP here, I can make sounds, but I just sound ridiculous and it's embarrassing.
My girlfriend is very good with understanding sign language. Even though I don't have to put much effort into it anymore, I can be sloppy sometimes and she still knows exactly what I'm saying.
I found some porn with a lot of dirty talk, but she says she wants to hear it from directly behind her while I'm taking her from behind. I mean, I could hang some speakers around my neck, but I don't think I'm that desperate to please her yet.

OP seriously, surely she should understand how much it bothers you. Does she really 100% full-on NEED dirty talk to get off? Chances are no. Gurl should understand that it's embarassing for you to be put in that situation.

I don't see how she could say she liked dirty talk to you. I mean it s like saying you like running to your wheelchaired boyfriend.

OP here, she didn't actually tell me that she liked dirty talk expecting I'd pull some working vocal cords out of my ass, she just mentioned it in passing at one point, so I thought I'd surprise her by putting on some dirty talk porn. It didn't really help so I want to find a way for it to work.

That's still a bitch move. Why would she mention something she knows is impossible?

when you exhale strongly and move your mouth as if you're speaking won't you be able to whisper dirty talk into her ear?
how does this mute stuff work

Yea, whispering doesn't use the vocal chords at all. Theoretically you should still be able to whisper.

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