Sunday, September 26, 2010

You have no friends

>join facebook
>realise you have no friends
>deactivate account




>join facebook
>realise you have no friends
>deactivate account

Yeah I'd venture that's why 90% of anonymous hates facebook. It requires you to have some semblance of a life to actually get anything out of it.

>have 150 friends on facebook
>realize every night you get drunk you put pathetic statuses about how sh*t your life is
>delete 120 friends
>have 30 friends
>get drunk
>write pathetic status about how you have no facebook friends

>join facebook
>try to meet people in your college network
>never talk to them
>end up dropping out
>4 years later still only friends with them.

Well I had facebook. I realized that 90% of the people on my facebook were not real friends, but people who add me because they knew me. It's more like "Casual-acquaintences-book" than having real friends.

>join facebook
>feel intimidated everyone you know is on there and you will only have a few friends on it
>soon, you have over a hundred friends most asking 'you have facebook now?'
it's pretty good if you're at university or want to do something social with acquaintances as a lot of events are organized through it.

>have 150 friends on facebook
>realize every night you get drunk you put pathetic statuses about how sh*t your life is
>delete 120 friends
>have 30 friends
>get drunk
>write pathetic status about how you have no facebook friends

oh jesus. you're me, except this was 4 years ago, and on myspace instead.

>don't ever join facebook
>feelsgoodman.jpg

> join facebook
> never use facebook
> "friends" are like: are you still alive?
I don't know how, but I think some of them might know I'm suicidal. It's not something I tell them.

>use facebook every so often, get wall posts every so often
>birthday on the 16th
>100 wall posts of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN"
>only day people ever really give a sh*t

>use facebook every so often, get wall posts every so often
>birthday on the 16th
>100 wall posts of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN"
>only day people ever really give a sh*t

I linked my facebook to my mobile phone and I was hungover as f**k as I'd spent the day before drinking heavily alone.
I was woke up at 5am by someone I know from Australia saying "HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
This carried on throughout the day, which was extremely f**king annoying.

Well I had facebook. I realized that 90% of the people on my facebook were not real friends, but people who add me because they knew me. It's more like "Casual-acquaintences-book" than having real friends.

duh.
Did you think it would be any different from myspace?

>use facebook every so often, get wall posts every so often
>birthday on the 16th
>100 wall posts of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN"
>only day people ever really give a sh*t

100 people?
Stop complaining

>have facebook
>have facebook primarily for research into social networking and malware
>acquaintances become guinea pigs
>lol hard

>Join facebook
>masturbate to other people's pictures

>have facebook
>have facebook primarily for research into social networking and malware
>acquaintances become guinea pigs
>lol hard

you're a piece of sh*t and when you die, I'll be there to kill yo ass

>everyone has facebook
>don't care
life's ok.


you're a piece of sh*t and when you die, I'll be there to kill yo ass

But first, would you like to download and watch my movie.exe?


But first, would you like to download and watch my movie.exe?

Hey, are you drunk yet? I'm drinking now.


Hey, are you drunk yet? I'm drinking now.

My day has literally been wake up on the floor with a hangover, spend about four hours looking into some new ransomware, then open the wine. Feels good braw.


My day has literally been wake up on the floor with a hangover, spend about four hours looking into some new ransomware, then open the wine. Feels good braw.

wtf is ransomware


wtf is ransomware

Certain kind of trojan. Normally, sh*t just encrypts all your data and asks you to pay so you can get the password to get to it. This kind targets people and claims to be copyright infringement sh*t. Check it out, yo: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/16/smut_malware_shakedown/

>use facebook every so often, get wall posts every so often
>birthday on the 16th
>100 wall posts of "HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAN"
>only day people ever really give a sh*t

>only day people ever really give a sh*t
You know they don't really give a sh*t, right? It's just an involuntary reaction. "Oh, so-and-so's birthday is today. I'll say 'Happy Birthday' on Facebook."
Check out people's walls when it's their birthday, 90% are JUST "happy birthday!". Nothing more. People don't give a f**k.


Certain kind of trojan. Normally, sh*t just encrypts all your data and asks you to pay so you can get the password to get to it. This kind targets people and claims to be copyright infringement sh*t. Check it out, yo: http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/04/16/smut_malware_shakedown/

If anyone actually follows a link that you provided, they're a stupid ni**er and deserve to be hacked.


If anyone actually follows a link that you provided, they're a stupid ni**er and deserve to be hacked.

>implying the register isn't a well-known site.


>implying the register isn't a well-known site.

But, fair does, if you don't trust that: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8622665.stm


But, fair does, if you don't trust that: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/technology/8622665.stm

For the record, though, the BBC report is wrong. Shoen Overns isn't the "owner" of "Romancing Inc". He's related to the European one.


>only day people ever really give a sh*t
You know they don't really give a sh*t, right? It's just an involuntary reaction. "Oh, so-and-so's birthday is today. I'll say 'Happy Birthday' on Facebook."
Check out people's walls when it's their birthday, 90% are JUST "happy birthday!". Nothing more. People don't give a f**k.

If its a good friend of mines birthday i'll call and or meet that person and wish that person a proper happy birthday plus i'll write something short and not personal on their wall cuz i dont feel comfortable writing personal jokes and sh*t for everyone to see

>first birthday on facebook: 75 posts
>second birthday: 40 posts
>third birthday: 15 posts
>fourth birthday: 6 posts

ITT: Nobody cares about you

>its my birthday
>only 1 happy birthday post on my wall
>feel like sh*t

>its my birthday
>only 1 happy birthday post on my wall
>feel like sh*t

this, how the hell do you guys get so many happy birthday's?

>its my birthday
>only 1 happy birthday post on my wall
>feel like sh*t

>someone enters your profile
>lol only 1 happy birthday? what a loser

takin' facebook seriouslyyyyy
oooonnnnn theeeee interneeettttttt

>join facebook
>all status updates are farmville horoscopes and other useless fa**otry
>over 50 requests for these piece of sh*t games
>people asking for help on their crops or to play sudoku
>deactivate facebook account

>join facebook
>all status updates are farmville horoscopes and other useless fa**otry
>over 50 requests for these piece of sh*t games
>people asking for help on their crops or to play sudoku
>deactivate facebook account

You can block apps.


You can block apps.

Then I wouldn't have any status updates. This is seriously all they did, or occasionally say something like "had X for breakfast! now I'm taking a dump" or "I love my Y so much!". When they weren't wasting their time with stupid apps, they were telling me every stupid detail or their stupid lives. Maybe it's just my circle of friends, I don't know, and I honestly don't care. Maybe I'll make another one if I want to do some networking.


Then I wouldn't have any status updates. This is seriously all they did, or occasionally say something like "had X for breakfast! now I'm taking a dump" or "I love my Y so much!". When they weren't wasting their time with stupid apps, they were telling me every stupid detail or their stupid lives. Maybe it's just my circle of friends, I don't know, and I honestly don't care. Maybe I'll make another one if I want to do some networking.

Yes the human race is futile.


Then I wouldn't have any status updates. This is seriously all they did, or occasionally say something like "had X for breakfast! now I'm taking a dump" or "I love my Y so much!". When they weren't wasting their time with stupid apps, they were telling me every stupid detail or their stupid lives. Maybe it's just my circle of friends, I don't know, and I honestly don't care. Maybe I'll make another one if I want to do some networking.

Maybe you should stop befriending 13-year-olds

Well I had facebook. I realized that 90% of the people on my facebook were not real friends, but people who add me because they knew me. It's more like "Casual-acquaintences-book" than having real friends.

This. I don't know why I still bother with Facebook. It's mostly Farmville, random quizzes and invites, and "working 5 to close lol". Bah.


Maybe you should stop befriending 13-year-olds

have you been on fb recently?
everyone that isnt a 17-30 white male neckbeard is masturbating themselves crazy with Farmville. Its an epidemic.


have you been on fb recently?
everyone that isnt a 17-30 white male neckbeard is masturbating themselves crazy with Farmville. Its an epidemic.

None of my friends use it.
Although I see a lot of them joining those sh*tty "OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IMAGE"-force-you-to-join-groups

Wtf guise i guess we aren't friends cuz you didn't add me on facebook...

>join facebook
>have government and corporations have all your sh*tty personal information

I didn't make a facebook page for years because I didn't want people from my high school stalking me to mess with my life now that I finally have one.
Finally caved into the pressure, added all my current social circle and was pretty happy with it until a high school acquaintance friended me. Then out of nowhere he posted a totally random comment on my wall like "hey remember when everyone used to call you ________? lol". Now I just ignore all friend requests from people who aren't my immediate family or actual current friends.

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