Wednesday, September 15, 2010

I want to be fat

How do I increase my appetite?
Pic related, it's one of the reasons why.
I don't care if I become a fat f**k.




Shove a dick in your ass.
Not related. Just go do it.

Im genuinely interested to help as i've just got home and im in a great mood.
Also, i suffered from the same problem. Almost fell to anorexia.
First of all, what's your reason of wanting to increase your appetite? Why do you want to eat more?

Smoke weed, you won't be able to resist any food

Im genuinely interested to help as i've just got home and im in a great mood.
Also, i suffered from the same problem. Almost fell to anorexia.
First of all, what's your reason of wanting to increase your appetite? Why do you want to eat more?

>Why do you want to eat more?
Take a wild guess.
But if you want me to make some bullsh*t up to suit you so you can feel comfortably helping me, let's say it's because of anorexia too, mk?

You need to increase calories in your diet, then your stomach will want more. Also, do exercise. Going to gym makes me want to eat everything.

work out you idiot.

Trollin'? This isn't bee.

You need to increase calories in your diet, then your stomach will want more. Also, do exercise. Going to gym makes me want to eat everything.

Smoke weed, you won't be able to resist any food

work out you idiot.

Legal, easy, and non-obvious ways to increase my appetite please. Weed isn't legal, working out to the point that your muscles burn a significant amount of calories isn't easy, and eating more isn't non-obvious.
Here's some more motivation.

How do I increase my appetite?
Pic related, it's one of the reasons why.
I don't care if I become a fat f**k.

you are going to want to excercise more, eat faster as well
also...formaldehyde, sh*t makes you ravenous


you are going to want to excercise more, eat faster as well
also...formaldehyde, sh*t makes you ravenous

Where can I find out more information about this "formaldehyde"? Is it legal, how much does it cost, how hard is it to get, any side effects, etc etc.
I don't want to pay money to see a nutritionist and I don't want to waste time googling it.



Legal, easy, and non-obvious ways to increase my appetite please. Weed isn't legal, working out to the point that your muscles burn a significant amount of calories isn't easy, and eating more isn't non-obvious.
Here's some more motivation.

A troll, huh? Well, f**k your sh*t then.
In the offchance that this really is real:
>Don't be a c**t
Program a diet based on high-water-concentration fruit, like oranges, mantarines, watermelon if you can get your hands on it and grapes.
Their sugary nature makes it easier to be eaten. Humans, by default, enjoy the taste of sugars. Monosacharites in the fruit itself will cause a blood pressure spike that will heighten your mood, and chances are your will to eat more of it and finish it all, if you've got a hard time eating just a f**king orange. Plus, fructose is actually good for your sugar needs.
Lots of water and fiber means the stomach and intestine will have a hard time digesting it. That means a lot of contractions that will gradually increase your stomach's size and capacity of storing/digesting foodstuffs.
Cont'd..


Where can I find out more information about this "formaldehyde"? Is it legal, how much does it cost, how hard is it to get, any side effects, etc etc.
I don't want to pay money to see a nutritionist and I don't want to waste time googling it.

ohh...i guess its not f**king easy, if you have any friendsin the medical field you could just meet up with them
its a chemical used to preserve corpses....some have pretty easy access to it, mistep in my thinking
swimming is actually a very good way to become ravenously hungry as well
theres not really that much you can do in terms of....INSTANT APPETITE..vomit like the greeks maybe?


Where can I find out more information about this "formaldehyde"? Is it legal, how much does it cost, how hard is it to get, any side effects, etc etc.
I don't want to pay money to see a nutritionist and I don't want to waste time googling it.

It will kill you, like, dead. And then as a twist of irony, they use it to preserve you for the autopsy! EL OH EL

Exercise
Build muscle
Do some actual WORK during the day
Smoke weed

Ask the people of http://www.bigguts.com
I can assure you they'll know.


It will kill you, like, dead. And then as a twist of irony, they use it to preserve you for the autopsy! EL OH EL

i didnt mean drink the f**king thing
being exposed to the fumes of it for a short time causes no ill effects

The big secret to fat is that eating fat does not make you fat, even though that sounds logical. Only carbohydrates can be turned into fat. Carbohydrates are sugars and starches. Limit your intake of animal fats and protein, eat the American diet of carbohydrates and fake fats (margarine/HFCS). Unlike animal fats and protein these don't send 'I'm full now' signals to your brain so you'll overeat.
You will cut your life expectancy by 20 years and feel like sh*t a lot of the time but whatever.


Where can I find out more information about this "formaldehyde"? Is it legal, how much does it cost, how hard is it to get, any side effects, etc etc.
I don't want to pay money to see a nutritionist and I don't want to waste time googling it.

formaldehyde is f**king poisonous to humans. It can be found commercially and is used to store organic matter without it decaying. It's poison, don't drink it, end of story.
Continuing my little plan, you should not entirely be out of anorexia's reach by now.
I know i wasn't. I learned to eat fruit, but that's not enough. Your body needs protein for maintenance and general function and movement. Protein deficiency means decreased potential, f**ked up mood and catatonia. So it's time you start dealing with those because the sugar spikes are just not enough.
Start with dairy and water. I chose greek yoghurt and greek white cheese, which i really liked, then cottage cheese with some bread. At first i could hardly stomach half a cup of yoghurt or 50g of the cheese. Moved up, gradually, and over the course of one month i could get to eat a full cup of yoghurt ALONG with bread, some raw veggies and 100 grams of cheese.
I took care to implement vegetables and oats by that time. Oats are almost tasteless and really easy to gulp down. Milk was also easy to consume as i was accustomed to drinking a lot of fluids.
About the water, i tried drinking 2 glasses of water as soon as i woke up before my breakfast. Sometimes i would puke, but that was okay since i hadn't got any food down my stomach. After a few tries, i managed to keep the water down, then eat the breakfast and keep it down too.
Con'd


i didnt mean drink the f**king thing
being exposed to the fumes of it for a short time causes no ill effects

Don't be fooled by this man, formahleyde and other unstable aldeydes' fumes are also toxic and accumulate in glands and tissues.
So, the third part is getting meats into your diet. You should have been under the program for 2 months maximum by now, so it shouldn't be too hard to start with veal and beef steaks or minced meat products, like patties.
Use minced meat from your local butcher, not supermarkets.
No, fast food DOES NOT F**KING COUNT. This will just make it worse and ruin what you've been doing for so long. The fatty sauces and very nature of the burger will fill you up completely and kill your appetite.
Continue with pork, if you only wish to. Pork is pretty silly, nutrient wise. More cholesterol, less protein? No thanks, i'll stick to veal.


Don't be fooled by this man, formahleyde and other unstable aldeydes' fumes are also toxic and accumulate in glands and tissues.
So, the third part is getting meats into your diet. You should have been under the program for 2 months maximum by now, so it shouldn't be too hard to start with veal and beef steaks or minced meat products, like patties.
Use minced meat from your local butcher, not supermarkets.
No, fast food DOES NOT F**KING COUNT. This will just make it worse and ruin what you've been doing for so long. The fatty sauces and very nature of the burger will fill you up completely and kill your appetite.
Continue with pork, if you only wish to. Pork is pretty silly, nutrient wise. More cholesterol, less protein? No thanks, i'll stick to veal.

i may not be studying medicine right now but i have friends who do, and what the f**k do you think morticians have to f**king deal with all the time
those f**kers live to be like 80 years old
formaldehyde will not kill you if you are only slightly exposed to it


formaldehyde is f**king poisonous to humans. It can be found commercially and is used to store organic matter without it decaying. It's poison, don't drink it, end of story.
Continuing my little plan, you should not entirely be out of anorexia's reach by now.
I know i wasn't. I learned to eat fruit, but that's not enough. Your body needs protein for maintenance and general function and movement. Protein deficiency means decreased potential, f**ked up mood and catatonia. So it's time you start dealing with those because the sugar spikes are just not enough.
Start with dairy and water. I chose greek yoghurt and greek white cheese, which i really liked, then cottage cheese with some bread. At first i could hardly stomach half a cup of yoghurt or 50g of the cheese. Moved up, gradually, and over the course of one month i could get to eat a full cup of yoghurt ALONG with bread, some raw veggies and 100 grams of cheese.
I took care to implement vegetables and oats by that time. Oats are almost tasteless and really easy to gulp down. Milk was also easy to consume as i was accustomed to drinking a lot of fluids.
About the water, i tried drinking 2 glasses of water as soon as i woke up before my breakfast. Sometimes i would puke, but that was okay since i hadn't got any food down my stomach. After a few tries, i managed to keep the water down, then eat the breakfast and keep it down too.
Con'd

Jesus christ I was just bullsh*tting.
I'm 6'2 and 240. I am far from anorexic. However, as big as my stomach is, i get full VERY quickly. Like, 1 double cheesbuger, 1 small fry and a large drink and I'm already feeling far past "satisfied" to "slightly sluggish".
Really, what I really want to know is I guess... how do I light speed my metabolism and how do I get more energy and feel more active?

End of story, right here.
After the course of 4 months, im now a healthy male. I've gotten through anorexia and even started gaining back my lost muscles, with whey and oats.
Also, f**k you for ruining my mood with just a single line of text, f**king bitch.
I bet you take it up the ass too.


i may not be studying medicine right now but i have friends who do, and what the f**k do you think morticians have to f**king deal with all the time
those f**kers live to be like 80 years old
formaldehyde will not kill you if you are only slightly exposed to it

That's because you can only get in touch with fumes for seconds. Methanale (im sick of f**king calling it formaldehyde, we're using the SI naming system in my country) by its nature tends to evaporate quickly. Containers of it are sealed meticulously well.
And have you been in an organism preservation lab or room in a university or a reaserach center? Use of protective eyegear and masks (even f**king gasmasks) Is strictly reinforced. It's dangerous.

Jesus christ I was just bullsh*tting.
I'm 6'2 and 240. I am far from anorexic. However, as big as my stomach is, i get full VERY quickly. Like, 1 double cheesbuger, 1 small fry and a large drink and I'm already feeling far past "satisfied" to "slightly sluggish".
Really, what I really want to know is I guess... how do I light speed my metabolism and how do I get more energy and feel more active?

The amount of food you describe is really too much. Your stomach is perfectly healthy for feeling that full after such a meal, if not a little too big. You should be trying to get your appetite more controllable, not bigger.


That's because you can only get in touch with fumes for seconds. Methanale (im sick of f**king calling it formaldehyde, we're using the SI naming system in my country) by its nature tends to evaporate quickly. Containers of it are sealed meticulously well.
And have you been in an organism preservation lab or room in a university or a reaserach center? Use of protective eyegear and masks (even f**king gasmasks) Is strictly reinforced. It's dangerous.

The amount of food you describe is really too much. Your stomach is perfectly healthy for feeling that full after such a meal, if not a little too big. You should be trying to get your appetite more controllable, not bigger.

Ok, maybe I wasn't clear enough.
I'm a 19 year old man defying 240lbs force of gravity by standing tall at 6 feet 2 inches. In case you haven't noticed, the food i've been displaying throughout this thread is my main and as a matter of a fact, ONLY reason for wanting to eat more.
I hate going to the cheesecake factory and not being able to order seconds after i finish my succulent slice and a strawberry dakeri.


Ok, maybe I wasn't clear enough.
I'm a 19 year old man defying 240lbs force of gravity by standing tall at 6 feet 2 inches. In case you haven't noticed, the food i've been displaying throughout this thread is my main and as a matter of a fact, ONLY reason for wanting to eat more.
I hate going to the cheesecake factory and not being able to order seconds after i finish my succulent slice and a strawberry dakeri.

Can you please use the metric system.
Im 1.94cm, 82kg


Can you please use the metric system.
Im 1.94cm, 82kg

109KG
1.9M


109KG
1.9M

That's being overweight, if not obese.
You need to lose 20~25 kg, not gain more.
Start doin' it, with just a few cardio and proper diet management you can accomplish it in just a couple of months.


That's being overweight, if not obese.
You need to lose 20~25 kg, not gain more.
Start doin' it, with just a few cardio and proper diet management you can accomplish it in just a couple of months.

I don't care about being in shape or being healthy.
I care about eating a lot of delicious food.
Live a long life eating sh*tty things.
Live a short life eating delicious things.
Or even more simply.
Live a long life of suffering or live a short life of enjoyment.

Drink a lot of soda and eat a lot of fast food.
All that sugar, sodium, and HFCS will turn your body into a crackhead-like fetus.


I don't care about being in shape or being healthy.
I care about eating a lot of delicious food.
Live a long life eating sh*tty things.
Live a short life eating delicious things.
Or even more simply.
Live a long life of suffering or live a short life of enjoyment.

That's definetely not the case. You can eat healthy and, well, you won't be eating delicious burgers and fries all day, let us be clear on that.
But you'll find that the rewards of the diet are much greater than any happiness a piece of fast food can give you. Social life skyrockets, self esteem highrockets, health skyrockets.
Sex f**king skyrockets, relations skyrockets, mood skyrockets. Your HUMANITY as a whole reaches new levels.
Plus, you get one cheat meal per week.
You're free to eat what you want.


Can you please use the metric system.
Im 1.94cm, 82kg

>>Im 1.94cm
Why hello there, smurf.

Take an sort of benzo
You will have a hunger you cannot quench
TL;DR Take Xanax


That's definetely not the case. You can eat healthy and, well, you won't be eating delicious burgers and fries all day, let us be clear on that.
But you'll find that the rewards of the diet are much greater than any happiness a piece of fast food can give you. Social life skyrockets, self esteem highrockets, health skyrockets.
Sex f**king skyrockets, relations skyrockets, mood skyrockets. Your HUMANITY as a whole reaches new levels.
Plus, you get one cheat meal per week.
You're free to eat what you want.

My social life is already amazing, my self-esteem could apparently use some compression, again, I do not care about my health, my fapping is already awesome and "orgasmic", relations != social life, lol!? My relationships are fine, if not well above average.
At best, my mood could use some improvement, but it's already amazing, I just see some opportunities for improvement. Tell me how my "humanity" reaches new levels please, we are talking about foods, not drugs, no matter how closely the FDA has made them seem.

Take an sort of benzo
You will have a hunger you cannot quench
TL;DR Take Xanax

http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WB2-45HR8MW-4&_user=10&_cover
Date=06/30/1999&_rdoc=1&_fmt=high&_orig=search&_sort=d&_docanchor=&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=487e7369fea3f3057b1733c97
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That's only applicable for bitches, dumbass troll.


My social life is already amazing, my self-esteem could apparently use some compression, again, I do not care about my health, my fapping is already awesome and "orgasmic", relations != social life, lol!? My relationships are fine, if not well above average.
At best, my mood could use some improvement, but it's already amazing, I just see some opportunities for improvement. Tell me how my "humanity" reaches new levels please, we are talking about foods, not drugs, no matter how closely the FDA has made them seem.

A healthy mind is directly proportionate to a healthy body, man. If you reach true physical perfection, you've got every reason, every motivation to strive for mental excellence.
When you've got an unproblematic physical shape you're free to improve anything about yourself. Your intelligence, your wits, your social life. You're a true human being that surpassed it's natural being and realised he's capable of much, much more.
And to be honest, i've never seen a fatty that doesn't have any problems with his life, even if that's about eroticism or socialising. It's much like Herzberg's theory on business, if you've heard of it.
Like he said, there are certain factors that will induce and trigger productivity.
And there are others that, when they exist, induce no motivation for high productivity. But when they do not, they produce displeasure and uncomfortness.
This is much like our body. Females naturally like and appreciate healthy males, and if you're anything other than that you're second in the que of sexual relations.
Friends get closer and become better themselves if they aspire to be you in some aspect, and what's easier than to identify with physical form? It's only natural and instintctive.
That doesn't mean you should be a dumb illiterate piece of dung. It's just that perfecting your physique aids a ton.


A healthy mind is directly proportionate to a healthy body, man. If you reach true physical perfection, you've got every reason, every motivation to strive for mental excellence.
When you've got an unproblematic physical shape you're free to improve anything about yourself. Your intelligence, your wits, your social life. You're a true human being that surpassed it's natural being and realised he's capable of much, much more.
And to be honest, i've never seen a fatty that doesn't have any problems with his life, even if that's about eroticism or socialising. It's much like Herzberg's theory on business, if you've heard of it.
Like he said, there are certain factors that will induce and trigger productivity.
And there are others that, when they exist, induce no motivation for high productivity. But when they do not, they produce displeasure and uncomfortness.
This is much like our body. Females naturally like and appreciate healthy males, and if you're anything other than that you're second in the que of sexual relations.
Friends get closer and become better themselves if they aspire to be you in some aspect, and what's easier than to identify with physical form? It's only natural and instintctive.
That doesn't mean you should be a dumb illiterate piece of dung. It's just that perfecting your physique aids a ton.

I'm not denying the benefits of a sexy healthy physique, i'm just trying to make you realize that i've weighed the pros and cons and I choose YOU, pikachu! No but really, I choose to be a fatty and eat delicious foods.
Thanks for your advice but please redirect your energies to statements that I would more readily and willingly accept, like tips on how to be able to eat more than I do now.


I'm not denying the benefits of a sexy healthy physique, i'm just trying to make you realize that i've weighed the pros and cons and I choose YOU, pikachu! No but really, I choose to be a fatty and eat delicious foods.
Thanks for your advice but please redirect your energies to statements that I would more readily and willingly accept, like tips on how to be able to eat more than I do now.

Im sorry, but i simply refuse to aid you in ruining your body.
All the best, my good man. I'll go sleep.


http://www.sciencedirect.com/science?_ob=ArticleURL&_udi=B6WB2-45HR8MW-4&_user=10&_cover
Date=06/30/1999&_rdoc=1&_fmt=high&_orig=search&_sort=d&_docanchor=&view=c&_acct=C000050221&_version=1&_urlVersion=0&_userid=10&md5=487e7369fea3f3057b1733c97
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That's only applicable for bitches, dumbass troll.


0/10
You are obviously a fa**ot.


I'm not denying the benefits of a sexy healthy physique, i'm just trying to make you realize that i've weighed the pros and cons and I choose YOU, pikachu! No but really, I choose to be a fatty and eat delicious foods.
Thanks for your advice but please redirect your energies to statements that I would more readily and willingly accept, like tips on how to be able to eat more than I do now.

Your life is sh*t now.
OMG ME FAT N HAPPY SO HAPPY EAT LIKE F**KING PIG
You're not 1/4 as happy as you would be if you dropped that weight you f**king massive child. BAWWWWWW THEY WAS OUTTA TWINKIES AND NACHO CHEESE AT DA 7-11 SO I JUS GOTTA BAG O POPCORN AND COVERED IT WITH MAYO

It's not about the amount, f**king fatass of hell. Kill yourself. You can enjoy food eating a little, you don't need to eat sh*tload of nachos to appreciate them.
F**KING FATASS TROLL, F**K YOU, ENJOY BEING UNHEALTHY AND STUPID

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